/tf2g/ - team fortress two general

1st for mossy thread

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xth for me and my tf2gfu

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nth for centraca memes

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Buy my shit
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/6003
5% discount when you use offer code "update" at checkout

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print(post_var+"th") for brimstone sucking

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cute

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>>160219778

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>>160219837
yea

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What features from other games would you like to have in tf2 as well?

>>160220294
But that is in TF2.

>>160220294
playing paladins made me wish we could cancel taunts mid-play
seriously, why does this not exist yet?

>30 health left
>Heavy with 200 health steals healthkit
Why?

>>160220452
If you're going to taunt, go through with it all the way, you fagtron.

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first

>>160220579
he asked about changes i wanted to see, i answered

>>160220353
mouse control on a centralized circular menu is available for voice lines in tf2?

teach me

>>160220927
>Needing mouse control
>Implying this is more optimal than just hitting two keys

>>160220697
why is his head green

>>160221705
why isnt your head green

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goddamnit valve

>be demoman
>run Scottish Resistance
feels good.

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>>160224208
my man

>>160224208
>Try to stickyjump
>Either detonate every trap you laid or fuck up your trajectory
That said it's one of the best weapons in the game

>>160222783
Taxes are a funny thing.

>>160224208
>run

>>160224705
>autism

>found a game for 9 cents on steam
>can finally use the market again in 30 days
christmas is going to be good for me

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planets is the best effect

>>160226330
BLUE BOARD WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>>160226256
Which one is it?I gotta renew as well

>>160226824
it's called AMOK in all caps, i kind of want to play it to see how bad it is

>>160226937
>tfw 10 canadian cents

>>160226410
don't worry, there's a thin slightly transparent pale white censor bar covering her dong

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when u win ur match

Every single time I play Mann Manor I get the retard team. Every time. I don't have this issue on any other map, just Mann Manor and Mountain Lab.

>>160220294
bind f "voicemenu 2 7"
bind x "voicemenu 0 0"
bind [group up key] "voicemenu 0 2"
bind [voice line key] "voicemenu 2 4"
bind g "taunt"
bind z "voicemenu 2 3"

next question

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>>160227595
>enemy team wins 1st round
>some fag says "ez"
>we roll next 2 rounds
>mfw

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>>160227929
>when same fag leaves before the third round is even done

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>They still haven't fixed this shit

>Join game
>I'm the only engineer
>Lose mid
>Suddenly we have five engineers

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>>160230138
>and no Pyros to escort, reflect or scorch

>>160226256
can't you use a free game for that

>>160230575
i think it has to be a purchase, as in financial extractions from your steam wallet
i could be totally wrong though

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>>160230402
>mfw I always have the homewrecker equipped
should I get the Aperture hardhat y/n

>>160230138
>none of them know how to keep their buildings up

>>160230846
>They build their dispensers all together
>Only one person(me) has a tele up
>They don't consider the position of each others' sentries when placing their own to cover each others' weakensses

>>160230846
>spam comes in
>as the waves of rockets plow into their buildings they look on confused, not actually hitting their buildings
>the perplexed anguish they feel as they are blown to smithereens by the stickies beneath their feet
>you, meanwhile, having desperately trying to rescue ranger their sentries in an attempt to maintain some form of defense, are backstabbed for the 20th time by a spy with an unusual that none of your team's 5 pyros seems to want to stop
>your lone sniper fruitlessly attempts to shoot through the spawn door glass as the final control point is captured

>>160231070
>spy disguises as an engineer after stabbing you
>the pyros don't spycheck the engineer walking away from sapped buildings
>he stabs them

>>160231414
>xXTr1ckSt4bxM4st3RXx is still godlike 30
>Reliable Demolitions is on a rampage!
>Blu Engineer #4:omg why is my team so shit?
>5 engineers, 3 spies, 4 snipers, and a single pyro
>No medic and no power classes on your team

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>play Engi at payload defense pl_snowycoast
>set a Sentry in a dead corner
>Spy saps my building
>trigger his deadringer
>drop sapper and start to repair sentry from gun front
>try to look busy
>hear Spy decloak behind me
>Sentry starts to get ready to fire through me
>probably he swung his knife or did an inaccurate shot on purpose
>*sidestep*
>he takes a rocket salvo to face and I keep repairing like nothing happened

>>160231070
>your lone sniper fruitlessly attempts to shoot through the spawn door glass as the final control point is captured
That got me.

wow so much green today

Back in my day, we used to actually type our made up stories out with proper grammar and everything. Greentext is so much easier to shit out, though.

>like 14 posts in over an hour
wtf

>Legacy low-level quickplay parts appear to have been removed. Like it or not, casual is here to stay:
https://github.com/SteamDatabase/GameTracking/commit/b266edf58bc930e1e1646f4025b88429ef111526

>>160227595
http://www.ugcleague.com/team_page.cfm?clan_id=23804

ha ah

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>create a perfect system for matching players together
>no one ever complains
>replace it with a buggy system that straight up consumes more time to join a game
>doesnt even have basic things like autobalance or team selection

>>160233878
>Quickplay
>Perfect
I always had to manually find servers with Quickplay anyway, because whenever I hit random I'd get matched into fucking Dubai or whatever. Casual is basically the same shit at this point, get over yourself. For the first week or so, minus queue issues, casual was the objectively superior matchmaking service. It was crybabies like you who ruined it, so shut up and accept the mess that you made.

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>playing scout on Frontier
>not even top scoring, but like 18/5
>two ppl on other team tell me im the best scout theyve ever seen

compliments i dont deserve ruin me lol

also, one of my scout loadouts

>>160234059
maybe for you it doesnt matter since all you could ever ask is a random map on a random game mode, but it really fucking hurts waiting 5-10 minutes just to get into a highpass server, which is going to last just as long with the LGBT parade on the other team, then watch slowly as your teammates vanish and youre going to have to wait 5-10 more minutes to find a new normal game

this system is ass and fuck you for thinking it could ever be good

valve is retarded trying to copy every single other game with this system

>>160233826
what

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How to plai Pryo mini-guide:
Escort/flank:
>Engineer needs to carry a lvl3 to the ahead point to secure an area
>Sweep for pocket Heavy and Demoman until the Sentry is up
>seek higher ground to drop upon pushing pockets to engage and drop Medic with a secondary or force it to deploy über earlier
>if enemy pocket noticed you first it's always better to initiate with your secondary first unless you are within' range or enemy Medic go really close to pocket.
>watch the scoreboard and try to estimate the right time to start a flank route depending on who are dead on enemy team.
>cover higher grounds while watching over your own pocket to seize any Spy or Sniper threat before it becomes a trouble.

Sweep/reflect:
>interfere with airblast first, if someone messes with your pocketing Medic
>keep reflecting projectiles off from sentry
>retaliate with your secondary against Sniper and enemy Demoman to send them off balance or to panic
>know where your Engi set his Dispenser to fall back and put people out of fire
>if enemy pocket is close to Sentry line just split Medic away from pocket via airblast without him noticing. crouching airblasts may help.

Scorch/check:
>spray on props around sentry, your flame particles will spray around larger when exposed on a hard corners. Stop W+M1 puff bursts and keep checking barrels, boxes, fences, beams, pillars or other tubular and edgy shit.
>burn the sapping Spy first, airblasting is optional. Leave sapper dropping to Engineers unless they're dead or too far, you can't repair the damn Sentry but Engi can.
>juggle DR spies with airblast then score some shots with Shotgun.

Engage/Accuracy:
>when you can reach the opponent with flame spray, it's smarter to strafe around it. If you have no space to do it crouching airblasts may help you with that instead of trying to tick in 10 dps more before you die.
>If too close watch their step and strafe at the same direction while yawning your mouse infront of them

>needing a guide to play pyro
lmao

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post spoils

>>160236526
i crafted a lot of duplicates that i had from last halloween

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Roo Rippers or Scaly Scrapers?

accidental headshots are funny

>>160237052
do you want to fuck dogs or snakes?

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>>160237754
too bad i cant even score them on accident

r8 my terrible sniper idea

new sniper rifle

- no scope
- no headshots

+ 75 damage bodyshots

:D

does sniper have any good coat miscs?


>>160237896
3

>>160237932
terrible
cant kill anything in 1 shot, sniper's primary role
have to 2 shot low health classes
have to 3 shot medic, demo, pyro, soldier
have to 4 shot the heavy

any of those classes are going to mow you down by the time you get 2 shots on them

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Post Pyros

dont

pottis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why do people still want joining friends that are in casual play? thats how you get 6 stacks kicking people to make a free slot for their friend

>mfw cant play TF22 yet bcuz i have to stay more in the hospital
FML
any games for a 2007 laptop? it struggles with GTA 3

>koth
>lose 1 round
>half of the team leaves

>>160243720
>bcuz
>FML
>i have to stay more
I don't think a youngin' such as yourself should be playing these kinds of games.

>Write a long post
>Lost due to hiroshimoot's jewery
mega fug

>>160244335
>writting something long in an internet browser with no copy/paste backup
>not writing it in word or notepad
jesus christ, this is like, the FIRST thing that's taught in "how to use the internet, for dumbdumbs" books and guides

>>160226330
No, its bland, barely noticable and a waste of keys

>>160245746
true they need giant fuck me effects next time

>Nobody anywhere selling halloween masks
PANIC

>>160243720
Terraria
Hotline Miami
The entire Serious Sam series
Dude sex
HL2 if you tone down the graphics
HL1
Portal
Bad rats

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This guy comes into your spawn and slaps you on the ass with his medigun, what do you do?

>>160246223
thanks m8

Tfw play stock spy so much that I can't use the dr anymore

New sniper rifle idea

"old rifle"
Aim down the iron sights, this thing doesn't have a scope buddy
+more vision of your surroundings while aiming
+gain charge power on kills
-less zoom
-no automatic charge

>>160247264
Honestly vanilla is always superior, 9 seconds of cloak can get you literally anywhere if you surf ammo crates, plus it charges fast as fuck

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>these comments
What the fuck did this hat do?
Did it run over someones dog?

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/comments/2231

>got the tard team again in casual
GAYBEEEEN

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>>160249743
The fuck are you going on about. Almost 30 comments and 3-4 hate comments doesn't mean it's universally hated

>>160249743
Outpost shills trying to ruin bazaars mascot.

t. Fiskie

>>160249935
What is he even doing nowadays?

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1/3

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2/3

>>160250457
>>160250562
Painting everything the same colour doesn't make it look good

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3/3

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>>160250659
objection!

>>160250659
it does, fact

>>160250685
How much for the mushroom?

i have the milkman, croco style, attendant, expert's ordinance and Saharan spy sets, go full autism and get the others as well?

>>160250890
offer?

>>160251003
20 keys

>>160251128
pass

>>160251128
wouldn't even let you touch my dick for that much

>Buy strange fists to make a punny puzzle raffle on crap.tf
>can't make it because the answer is too short
fuck's sake
http://tf2r.com/ksfavs2.html

>>160251206
>>160251237
Thats fine, Ill just get one of the other 90 that exist

>the demoman can become a 235hp, 123% speed stickyspamming menace
This is honestly terrifying

>>160251452
whoooo butthurt

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>>160252561
That's a nice theory you have there. It'd be a shame if somone were to... test it.

>>160252203
Why spam stickies when grenade launcher + shield is more fun

>Defending egypt first as phlog pyro
>camping the tunnel near 2nd, pushing people away from the main entrance with the scorch shot and arassing scouts trying to pass through, building meter the whole time
>Completely melt 5+ people every time they try to flank
>Multiple times
>They can't kill a fucking pyro walking forward
>End up 44:3
Who needs skill when people are retarded
>>160253735
Because there is no fun here, only rape. It only takes a bad spy to feed the demo those 4 heads, then he's free to switch his weapons

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Admit it, all you TF2 players wish this was your current squeeze.

>>160238075
Dead of Night

Smoking or Steaming?

>>160254504
If i want some fempyro I'd actually download the model

>>160254504
Nah, I'd want an actual thick woman instead of some cartoon/drawing

I'm not a degenerate

>>160255407
Smoking so no one can make a Steaming pile of shit joke

>>160255407
neither
save up for a good effect

>>160255697
Bad opinion

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>>160255934
fuck you faggot

>>160220230
>>160219837
>>160219461

>want to relive tf2 glory days
>see shit like this
>dont want anything anymore

Haven't played in two months.
How was Scream Fortress? I heard somewhere people expected something good and got upset with it as usual.

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>>160246223

Slap him back.

>>160255987
Bad image

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>>160256208
i'm not seeking approval from your majesty

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>Unbox 5 creepy crates over the whole halloween
>Nothing but shit drops and no unusual
>See everyone else with a unusual

I thought the update made it easier to get something.

Anyone want any garbage Halloween items?

>>160227042
>literally bought it out of trading card money
>money that i got from a F2P game
I regret nothing.

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https://scrap.tf/raffles/7N9JL4

>>160256114
It caused the pyro update to be pushed back even further, there was nothing new aside from a crate with some cosmetics, merasmissions came back but didn't work for an entire week
Valve made more money than usual because they upped the unusual uncrate chance by 1%

>>160256545
>pro-trump on crap.tf

Ill get the popcorn

Have you finished off all your Halloween missions yet?

>>160256545
Is the horsefags depressionblog allowing this right wing bigotry?

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>>160257075
At the moment
Lets get some triggering going

>>160257535
>mentioning that trump is pro-lgbt
Oh boy, here we go

>>160257535
>Implying Russia can actually afford a great war
>Implying Russia isn't a backward third world shithole
Nice bait, I'm sure some retards will get triggered.

>>160219461
>>160219461
>>160219461
I have 4 points on my final contract and I can't join a fucking game. Like, I joined many other servers and it still won't let me join a Carnival of Carnage round.

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>polidicks

>>160257070
Ye, only got restricted shit
>>160257683
Just put it in MM and alt tab until it goes through

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We have our first triggering

>>160258110
>#teamharambe
its copypasta

>>160258217
>That avatar
>#teamharambe
I somehow doubt it. You have to remember, the vast majority of scrap.tf users are under the age of 15.

>That one guy who posts Pepe outside of /r9k/ and /pol/

https://scrap.tf/raffles/6PJF0R

Ded
No big sunrise

What should I do with 70€?

>>160263503
dont do what i did and spend it on a dead videogame

>>160263503
Buy a couple of trousers, maybe even a shirt if it's cheap

>>160263503
Save it if you don't know what to spend it on.

>>160256545
fucking nice

>>160263503
Spent them on something better than 9yo session game.

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>>160256010
what the fuck did you say about me you little bitch

>played good singleplayer game for few weeks
>beat it
>realize that i'm not really want to comeback in the game full of pootis, golden weapons, gibus wearing clueless kids and all that kind of stuff
what do

>>160266189
Play another game.

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>>160266287
I can't atm. You know that feel when you love the lore of gameor tv-show for example so much, feeling attachment to every charecter and then it's just ends? I don't know man, i need some time.

>>160266503
What game was it?

>>160266189
what game

Why do people say that trading is dead?

>>160256638
>merasmissions came back but didn't work for an entire week
they didn't work for two and half days, it was not a week.

>>160260815
https://scrap.tf/raffles/BRRDI8

>>160267171
Because people don't buy things because they want them anymore, they only look to make a profit. This is the majority of trader mains, so it's hard to sell shit that you don't want for shit you do want without getting cheapskates who overcharge on everything.

>>160267171
the metal to key price ratio is fucked

also lowballers, snakes, scammers, bots

majority of legit traders moved on to csgo, where the trading scene is more popular

>>160267171
No one buys at full price. They wanna quick buy for over 30% discounted
No one wants to sell for full price. They wanna get overpay for their trash

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>>160263503
spend it on games

like fallout 4

>>160267262
are merasmissions over?
i have not gotten any since yesterday

>>160268054
I think the cap is 26

>>160268054
You only get 26 this year. How many have you gotten this year?

>So many leeches trying to get into the hype raffles they crashed crap.tf
Whelp.

>>160258110

He replied again, I hope someone will keep pulling him.

>>160270087
His reply was so stupid I can't even be bothered anymore. He didn't acknowledge a single point I made, besides me calling him a child, he's not worth it.

>>160269994
When allowance isn't enough, the kids gotta get their Hats from raffles because they can't get jobs yet

how the actual fuck do i just open a ticket in steam support?

>>160270821
google it

>>160270919
didn't work
i had to go to fucking steam VR issues to get one

>>160267695
fallout 4 is a shitty game dont follow this man's advice

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thoughts on this

>>160271564
Why is Liu Kang an Indian?

Not dot

who knew cow mangler + base jumper could be so fun

>rocket jump
>deploy parachute
>free movement as you charge up your super laser
>taste the salt of ez low health class kills

>>160271847
>Base jumper
Disgusting piece of crap, kill you're self

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>>160271678
is this better?

i honestly dont know which shirt would go well with it, none of them match

>>160272025
it's only cancer with marketfags

>>160271847
you used to be able to hover around while on fire and score ez market crits while waiting around a doorway

of course, it meant setting yourself on fire

>>160272121
It's a crutch, git gud faggot.

>>160272172
I bet you use gunboats faggot

>>160272325
>He doesn't use stock shotgun

>>160271061
nice try sean

Does anyone know if I have enough trade for Civilizations 6?

backpack tf/profiles/76561198010014633

why isnt it possible to paint the same cosmetic multiple colors and then choose which color you want, similar to cosmetic styles? people would spend a lot more money on paint that way

paint is a crutch

>>160272736
>This user's backpack is private
Assuming you've existed in a vacuum for 2 years, yes.

>>160272758
>Not having multiples of the same cosmetic with different paint on each

>all those raffles
>tfw I won't win anything

>>160272838
yes, im Backpack hasnt changed in 2 years

>>160273404
hi backpack

>>160266981
>>160267052
I should go.

>>160274412
It was a weeaboo game, wasn't it?

Fucking degenerates

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which class is most weeaboo

>>160256545
>the salt on these comments

>>160275549
Sniper

>>160275549
Spy or Soldier

>>160275148
How is it a weaboo game in any way?

>>160276443
It's not, that is the joke

>>160277452
I don't think that Viva ever joking.

>>160277837
I dunno
the alpha medic comment was a pretty funny joke

i wish russia was still banned from 4chan
learn to fucking speak english properly

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Im the only one that is not reciving more merasmissions since a few days ago?

>>160278747
You can only do 26, check how many missions have you completed

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Would the stock revolver be overpowered as a secondary weapon for shotgun users?

Explain why.

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somebody want this shit?

somebody want this shit

*points at me*

>>160219461
>TFW FRAGGING PUBS WITH ENGIO RIGHT NOW

>>160279630
revolver is pretty strong
its just stuck to a class that isnt mobile nor beefy so no one uses it as a weapon, more of a tool to finish of an engineer or something

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Soldiers Stash or cigar?

>>160281510
both are insignificant as fuck and you should look for something else

>>160281510
Use the shotgun not the conch

>>160281510
My soldier loadout uses both lol

>>160282745
I tend to not have backup, conch helps since I usually never have a medic

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>600 raffles on crap tf right now

>>160283657
>Most of them are crap

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>crap.tf still allows you to give standard weapons for Secret Santa
>This is somehow not comparable to not giving a gift
I'm so glad I didn't fall for his jewish tricks.

the iron bomber is a crutch for bad demos

>>160284678
>tfw i got two rec for christmas

>>160284191
there's a couple of aussies and some shitty unusuals up if you feel like trawling through so many pages of garbage

>>160284740
scout is a crutch for bad players

>>160284894
scout is the highest skill class

>>160285125
t. cod player

>>160285297
t. soldier main that plays in casual and thinks hes good

>>160285326
t. scout crutch main

Anyone wanna spycrab for fun

>xenosbid and yellow both started using sfm
hmm

theyre making porn
they are making porn

>>160286346
they're both closet furries

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>tfw theres so many raffles that less people are entering
Time to win things

>>160243720
fucking niggers

>>160287084
That's because you can't even load the page past a certain extent. Or maybe that's just my toaster.

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>Engio pissing stabby off in a pub
This seems like something that can only end badly for him.

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>Please wait 1 more seconds before entering another raffle.


REEEEEEEEE

btw is this the bottom of all the raffles?

>>160287829
>Error loading more raffles
What do you think, retard?

So what did everyone get from their merasmissions?

All I got was a Mundee's Wild Ride.

>>160287990
no idea

>>160288225
some old shit, the best was the demo bird head

>>160288225
2 lollichop lickers, chrone's dome, traded up for a haunted exorcizer.

>>160288225
chicken head for pottis man was probably the best thing I got from this

>>160288225
I got Medimedes and Sir Shoots-a-lot so I'm happy
>tfw no Freedom Feathers
>tfw no Chicken Kiev

>>160288225
Nothing good. I haven't finished all of mine, but I seriously don't feel like playing.

>>160288225
A lot of the paper bag ones and the Chicken Kiev

>have to enter captchas to join raffles

ui have to be fucking kidding me

fucking jew geel

>>160288701
Since when?

>>160288225
demo bird head
haunted kritz or treat canteen
haunted owl
sniper owl head

>>160288779
dunno

i wanted to join all the raffles and after like 50 it started making me have to do captchas

Do you guys ever do something to pubbies in-game that you feel bad about doing later?

>>160288968
I used the pomson and Short Circuit on Sinshine for a merasmission

>>160288225
i got too many pyro head replacements from this halloween
even duplicates
i dont even play pyro

i wish i got the squid legs for scout

>>160288968
One engi with Wrangler. Another engi to repair. I feel guilty every time.

>>160288968
If I can get to your spawn as a blu demo I don't feel bad about spawn camping.

Even more when all they do is complain in chat instead of using teamwork to kill me.

>>160288968
I sometimes use gunslinger on KOTH Harvest

>>160288968
i kill them very fast
though i dont feel guilty about it

>>160289070
>>160289291
are you two gingers?

>>160288968
spawncamp as demo against a team of babies

>>160289297
Edgy

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>>160289473
no one understands me

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>>160289205
Spawncamping is a natural part of the game. No one should ever feel bad for doing it.

>>160289291
Minisentry spam is not hard to deal with.

>>160288225
Nothing because I don't give a shit about merasmissions.

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first not-completely-shit thing I've ever unboxed

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this is bullshit how am i supposed to join all the raflfes

>>160290069
shut up bitch boy

reported to jessecar enjoy ur bans.....

>>160290353
im manually joining them im not doing anything wrong u fucking snitch

>>160290069
themed as fuck
apply and sell

otherwise the effect will not be a halloween effect and will not be themed

Are you entering every single one? I'm in a good 200+ and I haven't seen a single captcha.

>>160290470
i kept getting the "wait 1 second to join" error so thats probably why

>>160290463
Don't do this.

>>160288968
taunted with my new killer solo after headshotting this spy with an unusual a couple times. i expected him to be pissed like you'd expect from a spy main but he just said "lol" and "nice shot dude."

>>160290613
why not
effects will be normal after halloween ends
normal effects wont go as well with a halloween taunt as a halloween effect

>>160290767
Doesn't matter, it's always worth more unapplied.

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Great Craft!

>>160290767
I think normal effects will end up being rarer, but it depends on how many people are sittin on unusualifiers.

https://scrap.tf/raffles/D4IA1I

lel

>>160291175
>furfags on crap.tf
and the point of posting this was because???

>>160291430
because i can bitch boy

>>160291480
of course you can bitch
everyone can bitch
doesnt mean you should

Thank you to whoever gave me all the pyro stuff I'm missing because I haven't played since 08.

I don't know which items I have exactly are valuable, but I appreciate it all the same.

>>160291869
shut up pussy

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>caring about raffles
holy shit are ALL of you underage??? what the fuck

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this is how you know this site is a fucking scam

>>160292184
>not wanting free shit
s.mh t.bh f.am

>>160292184
>holy shit are ALL of you underage???
>???
makes your noggin joggin

>>160292265
im not gonna put effort for a 0.001 chance of getting a free videogame item when i can use that time and effort to work for actual money and buy whatever the fuck i want

>>160292408
good post

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>>160291175
>furry
>literal faggot
>congratulate me because im gay over the internet raffle
>total value of his "im gay and have managed to stay gay for 6 months" raffle is like 4 ref

>>>/trash/6337494

>>160288225
I got the last needed part for like 3 costume sets.

wtf dont link that here
its our sekrit club

Just to double check, it's 26 contracts right?

Just to double check, 26 finally killed himself, right?

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>>160293782
We'll never be that lucky

>>160288225
see
>>160236526

Just to single check, it's 4

>>160292490
It's because the furries that have money don't hang out on a website run by a literal jew.

How do I matador/ strafe stab?

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>>160293924

>>160293734
LEARN TO READ UPDATE NOTES
>>160289628
but you could craft random normal stuff with the rewards

>>160293975
Wait for someone to be stupid enough to w+m1 at you, then step to the side. Works best on retards who don't know to keep out of the melee range of trickstab masters.

double check these doubles

>>160293975
Mr. Paladin has a series on Youtube about it.

Basically, wait until you're near a blind corner, but instead of rounding the corner, double back and turn on the outside of the corner and stab.

Most of the time they will expect you to round the corner and take the inside path, which means part of their back will be exposed for just a split second.

It's HEAVILY dependent on latency. So you have to sort-of predict where they will be.

>>160294093
>>160294319

Do trickstabs only work on people stupid enough to try to melee a spy

>>160294319
You can do the same thing without corners, too. Just 'trick' the opponent by making a beeline for a place he expects you to go (toward a healthpack, toward a blind corner), but instead of going there, turn around and strafe at the last second and you can net a sidestab.

Again, it's not entirely reliable, but it's good for what it's worth. Trickstabs are called 'trick' for a reason, they're very situational. If you can't already play spy, then knowing how to do them won't help you very much.

tf2 is like playing guns with your friend but he keeps says that his gun blows up everything every time so you always lose and you want to stop playing guns with your friend because he never plays fair

>>160294420
no
t. Highlander skrub

>>160294420
No, they work on anyone who is in the medium-level range who is attacking a blind spot. That includes pyros.

People assume that just because they're shooting at you with their primary/secondary that you'll be running away. That's why blind corners are almost needed. Since they assume you're running away, they won't expect you to come from around the outside of a corner for a stab.

Again, called 'trick' for a reason. Not really helpful if you're not in an enclosed space that is wide enough for two people. single-file hallways are the devil, and staircases are a good way to get airblasted off into the pit.

>>160294496
That's when you say that you have the gun that reflects the blows up everything back at him.

Then you claim you're a chicken and ride around in your go-kart.

this is the only thread ive ever seen tripfags in
why is it only here
why must they exist

>>160295262
Seriously? How many other boards do you browse?

There are tripfags in every /vg/ general that I look at. Plus every board I've been on.

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>be spy
>dominating two snipers
>both wearing razorback so i alternate between taunt kills and gun
>game ends
>WOW UR SUCH A NOOB CANT EVEN BACKSTAB LOL SHIT SPY

w-what

>>160295565
duh youre suppoeds to stab the razorback then stab them

>>160295565
I had someone last game complaining that I wasn't hitting sappers off their buildings on a ledge a long way from the main path.

I was a pyro with the powerjack.

>tfw almost done joining all the raffles

i wonder what you get for making a raffle, probably like a random worthless weapon or something

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>still have contracts
>can't join any halloween servers

>>160296740
you JUSTed yourself m8

it's too late now

>No Merasmissions available right now
>Check back later, mortal.

>Merasmissions Completed: 40

I thought they gave out 26 during this event. If I started with 21 from last year, I should have an additional 7 right now. Did I miss something or is valve fucking up again?

if i open an invasion unusual will it have a halloween effect or a invasion effect

>>160297280
invasion

Hidden raffle in the sticky one
https://scrap.tf/raffles/KJIVHG

>>160297352
that is if i get any unusual from it at all but itl be my fault for gambling

I have 2 spare keys and just enough steambux for another.
Is crate #91 a decent choice? I don't have any #83's

>>160297070
There were only 14 contracts last year.
14 + 26 = 40

>>160297809
No, either buy two #83 or post id if you want a #5 and a #7

>>160298043
Fug, I'll see what I can sell to get some.

>>160297863
>>160297070
Not him but I thought there was one a day for the entire event. I only started the event last weekend and was grinding through all of them. 40 is the correct amount to have?

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What other two cosmetics should I wear with the summer shades on Sniper?

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nice

https://scrap.tf/raffles/QGMPPV

lol

almost done with joining all the raffles now

>>160298758
The two most autistic things you have in your backpack.

>>160298758
tfw to smart too give fashion advise

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help me boyos

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>>160298758
tomb tunic + allahu hatbar
paint them all after eight

>>160299608
i alt tabbed i cant bear to look

>>160299608
wait, i say ceejaey unboxing multi class crates and not getting shit. Then he unboxed creepy crawly crates and he got more from them. It looks like creepy ones gives more unusual chances.

Also, ceejaey didnt got any red one from the creepy crawly ones.

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>>160299608
hope you get better luck than me

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>>160299632
very close

alright ill end the suspense of dissapointment in five minutes

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i deserve this