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>list of good comm. servers
http://pastebin.com/paW0DAG4
>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: http://pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview/
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W
>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing
>https://vanilla.tf/
>Implying anyone plays the game
Medic!
Voice tiers
Engineer>Sniper>Demoman>Spy>Soldier>Medic>Scout>Heavy>Pyro
Taste tiers
Mine > yours
>>160048991
same
>guy bans people for disagreeing with him on tf2center
>he gets banned
>>160049460
>guy posts something only one person responds to
>guy posts it in the new thread too
Let's see more of that!
>>160048991
But I also like Sophie Dee
>>160049731
yeah the thread was almost over and i wanted to repost it
>>160049759
Ayy, that makes ya a good fella, then
What's the best soldier outfit to paint obnoxious colors?
>>160049930
Dapper Topper
All-Father
Third cosmetic of your choice.
>>160049930
scout shako, gift bringer, and a cuban bristle crisis
>Photoshopped to hell and back whore
>Perfect
>>160049930
Coverage starts with the War Pig, that gets the whole face and head. From there you branch out into a terrible chest cosmetic, such as the Hornblower. After that you can either go for a grenade replacement in which case I suggest the Professor's Pineapples (they glow!) or a pet
going to sleep, don't make raffles now
>change viewmodel and move my monitor closer to me
>no longer need to squint and i don't get head pain anymore
>can frag without even trying
omg... EPIC
>women
wtf
I meant a soldier chest cosmetic. I recently got a pink unusual (cloud 9) cloud crasher and I just wanted to add to the meme
>>160050662
http://tf2r.com/kb3al9i.html
>>160050916
Have you considered wearing glasses?
>>160051380
no i have good vision
>>160051412
Somehow I doubt that.
Post your Medics!
>>160051412
Have you been checked? I felt the same till I got glasses and found out how shit mine really was.
>>160051138
>tf2
WTF LMAO
>>160051496
>>160051531
i went to the eye doctor last year and was told i had 20/20 vision basically
>>160051648
>>no longer need to squint and i don't get head pain anymore
>20/20
>what
>>160051604
shut the fuck up you little bitch
here's a good weapon
>>160051509
first for banny
R8 my scout.
>>160054361
>Not strange
>>160054458
I dont like the kill tracking box at the side of the weapon.
>>160054361
bat
post your demomans
>>160054361
change the pocket whatever use digit divulger or something else that goes with the look
>>160055226
he a bana
>>160055226
>painting a yellow had yellow
???? / ? ?? ? ?? ?? ? ?? ?
>>160055443
It's a different shade of yellow.
>>160055443
normal yellow was too dark I HAVE TO MAKE IT MATCh
>>160055625
would you also complain if your morning cereal had a different cereal/milk ratio than what youre used to?
>>160055714
>not measuring each to ensure consistency
>>160055714
>not using a brand new bowl everyday to ensure it is the same as your last
>>160055714
yes?? what do you mean
>>160055714
>Wanting your cereal to get soggy faster
>>160055714
>greentext
>>160056228
>greentext
mempost
thinking about getting this Neutron Star Condor Cap, good effect but eh hat.
dont wear cosmetics
just KILL
new disguise kit
+no disguise smoke
-takes twice as long to disguise
new sniper
+ no sniper dot
- charges half speed
bully me
>tfw your heavy main teammate walks right across a sniper sightline even tho his dot is right there
>tfw putting tele exit just out of range of sniper dots
new spy GUN
-no clok
-no disguise
-no sapper
+25 hp
+twice as bullets you can carry in cacpaticy
what do you think? :)
>>160058632
stupid
>>160058785
comedy gold
How do I become a good spy
>>160061116
play against bad teams
>>160061116
apply for a highlander team
switch weapons a lot
feed your team useless and obvious information
get like 5 kills and blame it on "spies don't get many kills in high level play" even though it's just iron
people will think you're good
>>160061116
Equip enforcer and pick up halloween pumpkins.
Without a doubt the best answer
>>160061116
Disguise as a Scout then get backstabbed by enemy Spy while jumping backwards.
Post greasemonkey
R8 my scooty booty
>Egypt 2nd
>RED
>Almost the whole team goes engi on account of one guy talking
>Lose first
>hold last for six minutes thanks to two soldiers annoying blu, a pyro keeping spies and projectiles away and a spy that kept dropping their meds
This was dumb as fuck but amazing
>>160051701
my monitor was like 4 feet away
>>160063059
I want a button that I can press that will kill the shitty comp tf2 community and then get a better tf2 comp community
>>160065750
What did he mean by this?
>post about tf2
>some guy is spamming anime waifu shit and gets more replies
nice fucking thread you redditor retards
>>160065785
right thread
>>160066316
Young man, there's no need to feel down.
>>160066143
I think something along the lines of "i am a huge faggot please rape my sentry"
>>160066643
That's not a real woman that's a picture
And pocket medics are better
disregard viva post anime girls
>>160066593
Hmmm, makes you think.
>>160066316
>still no reply
nice thread /v/ retards that don't know shit about tf2
>>160061116
Get matadors on free players with 150+ ping then furiously argue on the internet that tf2's melee hit registration is flawless and anybody who disagrees just has bad internet.
>>160065750
>chubby chaser
>>160067993
Skinny bitches are no good
>>160066643
shut the fuck up stop posting random shit someone ban this failed normie
This button ain't bound to shit. I think it's like M6 or something since 4 & 5 are on the left. Can I bind it to something like my push to talk on Mumble? And how?
>>160068330
Boo hoo. Cry me a river, you little bitch
>>160068656
>Viva calling someone a little bitch
Bro, everyone here with a basic understanding of psychology knows what you're all about. I don't even need to say more.
>>160068656
Whoopsie daisy
>>160068708
I'm an alpha male. I don't even need to say more
>>160068820
Ok 5'4 fatass working in retail
>>160068937
5'6 chubby dude working in Produce
Most of tf2g may be taller, but they're worse than I am when it comes to degeneracy and looking presentable
>>160069102
hows the weather down there
>>160069102
>five six
>I was two inches off
LOL
>>160061116
I dunno why I spare time to reply...
Cloak of choice:
>IW
Juking needed, hectic gameplay. You can't W all the time mindlessly, practice on sidejumps to get on top of props, and boxes
>CnD
Gratz you can press M2. Wall creeping, crouchwalking, walking and hectic change of disguise (to scout or Heavy mostly) required to hide your frame or steal heal from enemy Medics. Stick to team colored walls if you plan to exhaust the cloak with small bursts.
>Deadcrutch
Start with teammate disguise, change to enemy disguise after feign behind a cover, else your smoke will be seen by enemy until damage mitigation bonus fades.
Disguise:
>Swapping Weapons
Pressing the current disguise button (default: "B") after swapping weapons will cause your disguise profile to mimic a weapon swap as well.
>Reloading
If you reload your revolver while your disguise profile holding a weapon like Sticky, RL, GL, Shotgun, Scattergun, Pistol, disguise will mimic it.
>Made you look
If your disguise profile have a melee out, you better look like you're chasing a "Spy!". Heavy disguise can be used for stealing overheal or übers from Medics before vanishing.
Estimating the opponent:
>Footsteps
Do not run mindlessly at people even if they have their backs exposed. If some people felt your presence, they might trick you into approaching them by looking busy. Try to walk silently to them and get your Revolver ready if you were to meet a paranoid victim.
>Decloak
Use the environment noise to curtain your footsteps and time your decloaks. Stalking around the noisemaker classes or Sentry choke spots generally pays well. Steer clear of trouble until you can clear the pick classes.
>Advantage
Seek height advantage and air steer alot while faling. Climb at higher platforms to drop above the pockets if you can't find the position you want.
Stabs:
>Videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px1naiLLApg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnA65GybCIo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6gLJ1ArgDs
Keep searching.
>>160069240
Yee
>>160069341
Down here in reality? Earth? New York if you live like in Canada or some shit? 45° F
>>160069392
Exactly. Weeaboos are clearly stupid and can't get anything right. They need their hands held all the time by alphas like myself. Get your shit straight, you beta bitch
>>160069510
you forgot the best strategy where you disguise as a friendly sandvich heavy and crouch walk while saying thank you to everyone you pass
>>160069102
>5'6
>>160068820
That thing should be bound by default to a sens change, usually between 400/800/1200 dpi
>>160070148
Oh, shit. That's sick
Well is there any way of binding it to something else?
>>160066316
tf2g is usually like this
you'd probably be happier on the tf2 reddit desu
>>160070667
is it full of retards that can't even play in steel or something
>>160070548
i don't know, open up your mouse and see if you can change something. might be able to macro it to a regular key press and use that for mumble
>>160070548
five feet six inches
>>160070548
>5'6
>>160070970
Nah, the Windows settings for mouse only allows me to switch right as my priority from left. Second one isn't an option. It's as if m6 doesn't exist
>>160071076
Short fella, but my blessings tall
>>160071534
LOL
>>160071723
You laugh, but then you shut down the PC for the night, and as you have trouble sleeping at night, you think about how bad your day was. "Why is my life in the shitter? I hate my life. I don't wanna live it anymore"
Maybe not you, but most of tf2g. At least 65% of tf2g hate themselves. I'm prolly the only one here who loves their life. I'm blessed. Sure, I'm short. Sure, I'm chubby. That's the way the Lord wanted it. He gave me the gift of life, so I gotta make the best of it and not let it go to waste
Kritzkrieg + Minigun is fun
>>160071534
not the windows mouse setting, open up the mose program and see how it is
alternatively, google is a thing. plus i don't think that it counts as mouse6
>>160072236
>implying i shut my pc down
>implying i have trouble sleeping
>implying my days are bad
sorry viva but i'm not you
viva i would tell you to go hang yourself, but that would imply that youre tall enough to reach for the rope
>>160072356
I went to the redragon site to DL the driver. Says it's a 5 button thingamajig. mouse6 didn't make the cut
I googled the thing. Didn't find shit that helped. Well if it ain't mouse6, what is it? It's advertised as 6 buttons. 2 on the side. Left and right click. Middle wheel/click. That's five. Last one has to be the one I pointed out. Mouse6, no?
>>160072385
You're right. You're you. You couldn't be me. I'm me. I love being me. Being me is a blessing. I thank the Lord every day for the blessings he's given to our family
>soldier is allowed a direct hit weapon with +25% damage that can one shot 125HP classes
>demo can't
why did they fuck with the loch n load
>>160072858
>I thank the Lord every day for the blessings he's given to our family
this is bait right
>>160072985
there's two classes in this game that don't have damage fall-off based on distance: sniper and demo
demo's pills do 100 damage from any range, unlike soldier's rockets which range from 112 at face range to 40 something at max drop off
it was strong for demo since dealing 125 damage to some scout in the distance was incredibly op, while soldier's direct hit would only do 50-70
>>160073131
basically this
the slight arc doesn't make up for the fact that old loch and load was insanely op to simply spam at crowded areas or narrow chokepoints
>>160072852
That would imply I listen to degenerates on 4chan for life advice. That's like asking Stevie Wonder for his opinion on the greatest paintings in history. Fix your life before you try to fix someone's life who doesn't need fixing
>>160073002
No, this is BlessedViva
>i am self delusional about my life so its ok to tell others that their lives suck
ok vivi
>>160073131
it was strong because it wasn't exactly easy
>projectile curve gets severely noticeable with distance
>if you miss you're shit outta luck
>only two shots
and fucking over snipers was the best thing since baked bread
>explosion radius went from 200% (hidden) to 75% of vanilla
now you can't even fuck up nests anymore, vanilla is still better
god damn it
>>160073591
i dont understand the retarded change they made when they made it 3 clip
HOW
where do you see 3 barrels?
fucking dumbasses
Anyone here want to buy a bliz storm big elfin deal + a SF scattergun? I just want to quicksell it.
>>160073268
>spam at crowded areas or narrow chokepoints
>LnL: kill a few people if you're lucky, nothing if you miss and you have to reload
>Vanilla: kill a few people if you're lucky, kill more people with two extra nads, get more lucky kills and make area denial with rollers
>insanely op
How about you learn to get out of my face scout, you have so many ways to negate me from firing it's not even funny. Eat pills and die
>>160072985
demo has twice as much power compared to soldier
wouldn't be fair to have a one shot nade launcher on top of a sticky spammer
>>160073753
you got me there but lnl exceeded where stock failed and that was one on one fights where you could lob a single incredibly fast grenade and demolish light classes, and you didn't even have to be that close
explain this
>>160075715
explain THIS
*unzips dick*
>>160075781
okay
just read this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_differentiation_in_humans
>>160075715
did engio invent pottis?
>>160076047
no i did
>>160075881
It wasn't there this morning
>>160068820
>I'm an alpha male
You made my morning
>>160073131
It wasn't until THIS YEAR that I learned rockets have damage falloff. Why fuck would a ROCKET EXPLODING do less damage farther away? The whole point of a rocket to deliver an explosive payload to a distant location.
>>160078449
if youre trying to include logic, stop
otherwise we have a million things to complain about
many weapons in this game have fall-off, which doesnt make sense in real life, but makes videogames a bit more fun
im pretty sure you wouldnt want to walk around a corner and get instagibbed by a soldier who is spamming rockets from a mile away would you?
if soldier didnt have damage fall off there would be no reason to not pick him 24/7
if it calms your autism, imagine that the fuel the rocket uses up takes damage away from the main explosive or something
>>160078724
>if it calms your autism
get
over
yourself
got pulled into CSGO by a friend
every single game start winning 8-0 then one of the russian kids gets angry and toggles his aimbot on, lose 15-8
why did i even try, stick to tf2, at least those hackers can be killed
For the first time after years i found a "hacker", spammed the fuck out of the chat
i cant even understand why the fuck people uses "hacks".
Post Engineers
>>160054974
>>160081238
it's not even super effective in this game
with a vacc med, no hacker can stop you, unless he has some dick sucking friend working with him
>>160082516
Wait, you can get unique Prinny Machetes?
>>160083134
yes
you can get them at the mann co store
why tf2 is better than ow
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YP34TGQPgwo
>
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iblgJnTgNzc
>playing as spy
>see enemy spy
>do a small crouch dance to acknowledge i saw him and don't actually give a shit
>run past
>he does the same
starting to wonder if i really am a double agent, i just want to fuck shit up and i know that spy does too. its a great feeling to see enemy spies fucking shit up in the top right
>>160082640
>with a vacc med, no hacker can stop you
wrong. first off, most medics don't have vaccinator. it is the most rare, it is the hardest to craft. secondly it doesn't matter if he doesn't dominate two players, he will continue to dominate the other players without a vaccinator pocket, and has a team of players just as many as you, probably more as people will leave when they see a hacker.
>>160084293
go away roflfag
>brimstone contract
>https://youtu.be/4Mr_DzJYJTg
>[ Use Your Revolver ]
>revolver kills: 13
>knife kills: 32
>>160085107
>me when i play spy
>revolver kills: 7
>knife kills: 2, one of which was a butterknife at minimum health
why do people suddenly turn 180 degrees metal gear solid style, am i really supposed to believe that every single pub team i play against is comming
>>160085523
well how close do you uncloak? also players like me turn around every 4 seconds or so, so watch out for people with common sense, go ambassador and snipe some fags and harass engineer for a billion years with red tape and cloak and dagger
>>160086065
i never uncloak directly behind someone unless i'm sure they installed the game 45 minutes ago
also i run stock revolver most of the time because i just like my festive one and i like the extra damage without having to headshot
One day they'll release the killing gloves of boxing in Australium. One day.
>soldier stack
>pyro stack
>scout stack
>was in a queue for ghost fort for probably over 30 minutes before i gave up and closed the game
wtf
med*c is mean
>>160089282
id?
What's with the absolutely cancerous casual matchmaking recently?
>insanely onesided 50% of the time
>30 seconds left of the fucking game
>nearly empty server
http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/28595246
buy this hat
friend price 30 keys only
ta
Ded
whats a decent usual that every class can use?
cheapfag here, I want to look like a sparkly autist but not spend too much money.
>>160092390
eh buy a normal hat unusual are in poor taste
Do you think people are really upset with the state of tf2?
>>160094209
I'd say a good amount are.
It used to be easy to pop into to a server and have stupid fun. Now with MyM it's focused on the objective and usually has one side be steam rolled.
Not to mention how long it takes to join a game if you're not going to community servers.
>>160094302
>A good amount
You have to remember that the amount of people who play this game as more than just a casual hat/dating sim are a very small minority. Most of the playerbase are retarded 12 year olds and third worlders. These players are the reason why casual is so shit, despite having such a promising launch besides the queue issues.
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLB0VEUerBY
>>160094302
>How long it takes to join a game
Soloq takes less than 30 seconds to find a match, though if you're queuing with 2+ people it's absolutely unacceptable.
>Focused on the objective
You say that like it's a bad thing. Why is it such a bad thing to play the objective in an objective focused video game? If you want to be a shitter and play friendly or whatever, go join a "fun" server or something.
>Usually has one side be steamrolled
Git gud. I've seen my fair share of rolls, from both sides, but even more than rolls I've seen good even matches where everyone has fun. If you are constantly being rolled I think it's time to stop blaming your team and seriously take a look at your own playstyle.
>>160092390
>Cheap
>All-class
Have fun with that.
>>160094750
>Git gud.
I am decent. I usually top damage in my teams, it's just hard to combat the other team when a good portion of mine is afk or worthless.
There's just balance anymore.
When do Merasmissions handed in cap out?
>>160085523
>footsteps
walk towards them with revolver first if no noise (gunfire, rocket, grenades, minigun, sentry) around curtain your tippy tappy footsteps.
>decloak noise
decloak at distance at best, decloak closeby but time it to curtain it with gunfire noise again.
>Is a harvest event mission episode
>>160097874
Man, the artist sure fucked up with his layers there. Hair behind the eyes? Nice work, dumb fuck
>Pyro complaining about how our team can't do shit
>Check scoreboard
>We have 5 pyros
>They have 3 heavies
>>160097954
>it's a helltower full of mini sentries episode
>>160098903
i hate reruns
>>160098903
at least helltower is a bigger map where you can be a cloak and dagger spy that camps the engi. Harvest is to small to do that, they had a mini and a heavy with an unusual on the point in that fucking corner and i cant reach him with spy or other class because there was that aimbot sniper with no unsuals and just a renamed unique AWPerhand.
What fucking moron at Valve decided that not being able to sap buildings during Truce was a good idea?
>>160099817
I cant believe that you can still build on truce.
>>160100025
Problem is that you cant stop Engineers from building. The only way you can stop them is to make the whole map a non-buildable area and then that causes problems with already built buildings and also setting it back to buildable. You can however stop the sapper weapon from "Firing" but since the build PDA doesn't "Fire" so to speak, its not really possible
What's the easiest way to grief nowadays?
Is there an exploit that hasn't been fixed yet?
>>160100447
What's that one map where you gotta collect 88 souls to win?
Camping the gate and not letting the other team score. Just Quick Fix a Heavy and stand by the gate. Wait till dudes drop from the portal, kill 'em, score with their dropped souls, and they'll call you "Hacker", and shit
>>160099817
>>160100025
The only saving grace is that the average pubby is too oblivious to abuse this, I've had 4 eyeaduct/ghost fort contracts since the update and it was business as usual, nobody else seemed to be aware of the changes.
>Pit of death
>pocket combo collecting souls and constantly healing due to the souls
>pumpkin crits constantly
Just kill me more
is this the real life
is this just fantasy
>>160100993
Double dragon all the way
thats what you get for killing me
What is this door?
>>160100993
>>160101112
>entire team being organized
blasphemy
>>160101765
when people leave the underworld they pop out from there
Good night, Irene!
>tried to teleport people off a cliff on upward
>only got 3 people
>not a single one flipped their shit in chat
Man I need new griefing techniques.
>>160101112
>pocket vac medic in the background
what a fag
>>160102961
I'm a big fan of pocket vacs
very very helpful
keeps me alive while snipers have a go at sniping my hat off
>>160102623
gotta go with the classics
like pretending to be an enemy spy and making your teammates chase you
>stop to stretch for a few seconds midgame
>spy with an unusual thinks im afk and uncloaks behind me
>180 and kill him
>accuses me of hacking and tries to get me kicked
>leaves the server when it doesn't work
>opened 7 crates
>didn't even get Burly Beast
Why do I keep doing this?
>>160103801
boi you couldve gotten a burly beast from the market with that emone
>>160103801
>why would someone do this
>still got 5 days before my trade hold ends
I just want to trade shit already valve, come on.
On a side-note, I was just rewatching the tf2 shorts and am again amazed by the quality of voice acting, animation and storytelling. Nothing, animated or real-action, has topped them for me yet.
>>160103998
Need that one person history
what's your favorite thing about mee
>>160104567
When you shut up and fuck off
I want everyone to shove their dicks down my throat
I love the part where I'm the one and only BasedViva
I'm blessed
[VEG] [VEG] [VEG] [VEG] [VEG]
Post Demomans
>>160105561
>>160105693
>not even having 100 kills on your grenade launcher
why spend so much money on a weapon you dont use?
you couldve used it to buy a better bike or something
>>160106153
Iunno. When Aussies became a thing, I said "Hey, lemme buy all the ones I can get in Lv 69". It was a horrible idea
If I knew how to even ride a bike, sure. Oh, well. At least I don't spend insane amounts of money on TF2 anymore. Just gotta keep on living with the mistakes I've made
>>160106312
Raffle them
>>160106390
So bums like the majority of tf2g can leech off my wealth?? Nah, get a job instead, you NEET degenerate fucks
>Minimum wage job
>Still lives with his parents
>Fat, short, and Mexican
>Wealth
>>160105561
The floppy locher is floppy
>>160105561
>>160105561
What the hell is that supposed to
>>160105693
Nice unusual
>>160106585
>Employed
>He's a family man, so he helps with rent and shit
>All his blessings can't be held in some small, skinny bitch body
>Short fella, but his blessings tall
>Half-Mexican
>Plentty of disposable cash
Dude, BasedViva sounds amazing as fuck
>>160106853
Thanks. I wish it hadn't tanked in price, though
>>160106921
dont sugar coat it, youre lost
>>160107084
Lost? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9z8NUghpGc
I'm lost? Nah, I know exactly where I am
So, any one willing to sell their Creepy Crawly Crates?
>>160106853
It's a Japanese School girl
I got a samurai set, a Scotland set and a Japanese School girl in the winter set
>>160107221
I have a few if you want to trade
>>160107264
mmmmmmno it's not.
>>160107498
Sweet.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198153041223/
>>160107503
Are you calling me a lisr
OK something's not adding up here.
According to the game I've done 40 missions total, which would mean I did the 14 last year and 26 this year. But the event's not over yet and we're supposed to be getting 26 this year, one a day, and I never did any extra.
Then, looking at my items, I've got 26 contract reward items from this year, not counting spellbook pages and cases. BUT, I've done at least two transmutations, which should bring that number down, since each loses me two items in total.
>>160107594
Anybody who has had the Steam Mobile Authenticater up wanna sell me their Creepy crawly Cases?
>>160108383
post trade link ill send you some
>>160108971
He means a trade offer link.
>>160109121
Alright.
>>160109205
..Do you even know what the TO link is?
>>160108607
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=192775495&token=ktORszIq
Why letting people build during Truce is a bad idea
>>160109525
>they still lost both rounds
>>160109525
>he cant deal with engineers
lmao look at this nerd
>>160109525
Just go Spy.
>>160110064
Dealing with Engies isn't a big deal. It's having to take a break from doing what you were originally doing to focus on a Nest is what matters. If building a nest during a truce wasn't a thing, we wouldn't have to worry about spending 20-30 seconds to take it out
>>160110457
shut up healslut bagboy
>>160110457
>pocket's personal anus licker telling something about dealing with nests
is poker night 1/2 going to have a sale anytime soon? i wanna get items and shit play poker and shit
>>160111101
1. Buy it
2. Unlock all achievements
3. Get items in game
3. Lock all achievements back
4. Refound
5. Download it from torrent if you are actually dumb enough to wanna to play this trash
>>160110694
"BasedViva, you're absolutely right, but I hate you, so I gotta call you names"
I'm an alpha Medic. Healsluts are those bottom scoring bitches who only pick up the game to heal their man. I heal The Homies. We carry teams. We're not bottom scoring bitches
Also, Cashiers do the bagging themselves
>>160111096
Because I can uber a Demo to take them out. Of course I have a say in TF2 play. I'm BasedViva. I'm the greatest Medic around
>>160111101
winter sales coming up
i say wait for that
>>160111453
>heal their man
Thats exactly what are you doing though.
>I'm the greatest Medic around
I bet every tf2g who have more than 30 hours on medic are better than you.
>>160111645
Healsluts heal their boyfriend. I heal my best friends. Therefore, I am not a healslut
>>160111645
You'd lose a good chunk of your cash, then. Save up and don't bet against BasedViva
>>160112109
>Healsluts heal their boyfriend
Thats exactly what are you doing though.
Ur are filthy pocket shitter anyway. No excuses for that.
>You'd lose a good chunk of your cash, then.
I do not lol. You and your pub shitter heavy main boyfriend will be wrecked by any ugc iron players combo.
>>160112368
I'm straight, though. And my girl would be the one healing me, not the other way around
We're straight though. And we've decimated other Heavy/Med combos before, so give it a shot, put up some money, and if you lose, donate the money to charity
>Upgrade PC to a 16GB ram and Nividia card
>TF2 now looks sexy as fuck and runs at twice the FPS
It is good day to be giant man
also post heavies
>>160112648
>>160112609
>And my girl would be the one healing me, not the other way around
So you are girl to your boyfriend? I don't really understand what are you trying to say.
>we've decimated other Heavy/Med combos before
I'm talking about someone who actually played this game more than 6 hours.
>give it a shot
I'm played this game for 1.3 hrs per last 2 week and abviously not na.
What the fuck is this that has appeared on Loadout.tf?
"Unusual cap"?
>>160113016
awarded to people who made an unusual effect
the cap comes attached with the effect they made
>>160112942
Clearly you don't understand anything if I'm saying what's said in proper English
We check the hours of dudes who go crazy on mic or chat. Surprisingly enough, they've usually got over 1000 hours
>"I am scared after all, so I'm not even gonna bother to walk the walk after talking the talk"
Mhmmm. There it is
>>160113016
>not reading update notes
hahahaha point at this person and laugh
>>160113128
>"I am scared after all, so I'm not even gonna bother to walk the walk after talking the talk"
Lmao you think i'm lying? I would easily beat you and your ls boyfriend if it will be possible to play on the same server with ping under 150.
>>160112648
>just got a rig with a 1070 in it
>120+fps
Feels good.
Oh, look. It was the russian dude all along. Almost forgot all about him
Game's over. I win by default
>mexican complaining about russians
you cant do that
>>160113704
>Game's over. I win by default
Gay beauty contest happening somewhere else, you came in wrong thread.
I just reinstalled after a few years of not playing.
Man, what a great game this is.
How's everyone doing?
>>160113105
Why award unusuals must be always with ugly hats? Volvo why
Yo, russian dude. With all the actual homosexuals and/or trannies in tf2g, did you ever notice that you are the one who talks about gay stuff the most? Every single time, you shitpost "BasedViva is gay. He's a homo. His best friend is his gay boyfriend. Gay this. Gay that". It's as if you don't know how to say anything else. You want me to be gay this bad. As much as I tell you I'm a heterosexual, you always come back with "Hee hee, you're a homosexual BasedViva". I told you once before, and I'll tell ya once again: I'm not interested in you. You clearly want me to be gay so you can hook up with me. I know it's illegal in Russia, but you wanna be with me this badly. I'm not a homosexual. Your fantasy of me being gay will never be fulfilled. Either come back with new material, or keep your gay fantasies to yourself
>>160113795
I kinda can when it's the same nonsense every single time with that kid. I'm here talking about Team Fortress 2, and he has to make gay claims
>>160113927
What stopped ya from playing it in the first place? I wish this was 2012-2013 TF2 again
Doing well, though. How about yourself?
>>160113927
I'm doing pretty good. I was just playing a couple of round of jailbreak and decided to check up on how things were doing in /tf2g/. Looks like the usual bunch are still at it today.
>>160112648
>its a viva writes a walltext episode
sighhhhhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J09aeeBVtk
>>160114814
Those are the rare ones, too. I gotta record it so I can watch it back later
>>160114684
>What stopped ya from playing it in the first place?
my gpu couldn't handle 3 cosmetic slots
It's a really well designed game, it still holds up
>>160114698
I wish custom gamemodes were more popular where I live. all the fun gamemode servers are in counterstrike
>>160114684
>gay bagboy got triggered and wrote wall of text
Wew lad
>replying to tripfags
You know you're the reason it is still here, right?
On the subject of hitpoints...
Be it that heavy weapons guy has the most amount of hit points, it follows that the heavy class has the most potential to survive on the battlefield. Coupled with his ability to fire on any enemy instantly with the use of his hit scan shotgun, the efficacy of the shot gun heavy become apparent. No other class, save a shotgun wielding battalion's backup, compares to the shotgun heavy.
>>160105561
I hope I can get more stuff at some point
Woah, look. There it is again
He's gone and lost every single discussion he tries to be a part of, from here to eternity, with one single reply. Congratulations
>>160115137
>Giving me attention while not replying to me or saying my name
You know you're basically doing the same thing, right? Thanks for the subscription, man
>>160115137
>You know you're the reason it is still here
I don't think i am the autism and loneliness of him.
>kill someone as pyro
>they cry wm1
Are they trying to justify being killed by a pyro?
>>160115235
>I-i win i swear guys! Showed him! Please read my graphomania. I am not gay, you are gay! And want my ass! No!!
Please continue
>>160113704
lmao you are mexican
>>160115235
When will you just leave?
>>160115260
Baddies always cry when they get killed by pyros.
If flamethrower damage:
>Wow nice w+m1 skills kys
If reflect:
>Wow nice airblast spam kys
If flare:
>Wow nice flare spam kys
If axed:
>Wow go back to 3 years ago kys
>>160115143
Shotgun Heavy is actually really good for smaller fights when revving your Minigun isn't worth it
the only downside is not being able to use the Sandvich, and that's enough to turn most people off of using the Shotgun entirely
>>160115143
despite the differences, minigun and shotgun act almost identically
both suck at long range but shred at close range
the upside of the minigun is the crazy amount of damage it outputs and the fact that you basically cant miss your target
however if you were to put a shotgun heavy against a scout, the scout will undoubtedly win every time because of his speed and double jump, while heavy will just try to sluggishly try to jump up or down, and get killed in 3-4 shots
>>160115143
>a shotgun wielding battalion's backup
>>160115602
When 4chan doesn't exist anymore
>>160111101
Black Friday soon.
>>160117619
ah, yes, one of my favorite events to watch
american culture truly is fascinating
>>160118032
Online shopping has helped a bit. A ton of stores are doing month long deals as well.
>>160118032
>asda
>american
>fighting with viva
newfags will never learn
>tfw 3x as many pistol kills as shotgun kills
>tfw pairing funslinger with pistol
>>160118357
black friday is an american thing, thats spreading to the world
but it is originally an american thing
>all these new weapons
it's almost like playing a new game
I'm glad I'm back
>Checkgay furry porn artist's page
>Stary is listed on the commission list
whatI'm almost positive it's actually stary, I just checked it because someone posted in /d2g/ about how they just snagged a slot
>Being surprised that a /tf2g/ poster is a degenerate furry
>tfw have to work tomorrow
>Gravetalk is now enabled
>Get to hear all the maddie baddies crying about "omg no skill stickyspam noob"
That's what finally sold it lads. I'm back from Overbotch, forever.
>tfw even medic bots don't heal demomen
>>160122494
>tfw medic bots are better than pub meds
>its a pocketed concherorblackbox soldier with kritz round
>its a austrailum black box solider
>Boot up the game since my server's alive.
>Keep getting spammed with the merasmus contract messages.
>Find no way in the options to turn them off.
Guess I'm not playing TF2 for another week or two.
>>160123937
just wait 3 days you dumb
>>160123937
Did you try doing the contracts?
>>160112648
I wish I actually played heavy
wheres the best place to get robot parts to complete kits
>>160124708
Check Geel's bots first. After that, Outpost is your best bet.
>>160123937
- it ends in 3 days
- spammed? how?
>>160124658
Merge 1 and 3.
Describe your 'perfect' community server
>24/7 product
>no-crits, no spread, etc.
>24 player maximum
>always full moon
>no autobalance during rounds
>end of round scoreboard shows top 3 from both teams
>when there are fewer than 8 players, becomes TDM
>all-talk enabled when there are fewer than 12 players in the server
>trash-talk between rounds
>class limits of 2
>1 medic bot on either team if there's room and there are between 8 and 22 playersi may be making a tf2g server soon-ish so it can have a few people on it once or twice and then die
>>160125736
>24/7
>Perfect
>>160125736
>no-crits
lmao casuls
>>160051509
>>160125736
do it faggot
>>160113625
Whats the rig? I'm considering getting a new computer.
Got any sales links?
>>160126539
can you upload the other versions too
am i an insecure faggot
>>160127130
who
the name field exists to be used
the gun exists to kill yourself
oh
:r
wew
that was fast
im fast
*goes*
How the fuck do you get a picture to stay the same color on the Conscientious Objector?
>>160128083
literally the first google result
>>160128083
there is a guide somewhere but im too lazy to look for it
i bet ryuke is going to post it soon anyways
>>160127130
How dare you imply such a thing, I am not insecure as I love myself and everything about myself, especially all the things people hate me for and bring up when they tell me to leave and never come back. I am also not a faggot, although even if I were, there would be nothing wrong with that as we live in a beautiful country blessed by God. I am also blessed by God. I am God.
>>160128860
pinkie pie's punchers
>>160128860
boy killer
>>160128860
did you seriously got killed by this
>>160128860
kurt cobain's microphone
>>160128860
pOw hAhA!! xD
>>160128860
tickles x3
>>160128860
gun
>>160128860
meatshot 8)
>>160128860
gun
>>160128860
I WILL FUCKING KILL YOUR SHIT
>>160128860
pow haha
>>160128860
Fuzzy Ball Fondlers
>>160128860
stupid cunt mei
>>160128860
The Naughty List Gift
>>160128860
strange holiday punch
>>160128860
santa's bum puncher
>>160128860
Fuzzy Dick Fucker-Upper
>>160128860
viva is a gay mexican
>>160128860
North Pole Penis Puncher
>>160128860
GET YOUR LULZ AT 4CHAN.ORG
>>160128860
great big fuzzy dicks
>>160128860
Boy, do I love sucking cock!
>>160128860
people wasted a lot of replies on this
>>160128860
Gun
>>160128860
Elvish Toy Breakers
>>160128860
Strange Holiday Punch
>>160128860
biggest muslek fan right here
>>160128860
yiff
>>160128860
Gas the Jews
go play overwatch
>>160128860
pinkie pie's punching gloves!
>>160128860
i PWND you, TRYHARD! :D
>>160128860
Santa's Great big Bukaker
I hate rolls
>>160128860
can someone just get a fucking 8 already?
>>160128860
holy fucking shit
Brexit
>>160128860
kill yourself
>>160128860
kkk's own nigger puncher
>>160128860
Trumps Ticklers
>>160128860
i hate idiots
>>160128860
St. Nick's Heretic Hitter
>>160128860
Delete the weapon
>>160128860
Eight
>>160130648
nigger
>>160130648
Not naming it that, next 7 gets it
>>160130779
Fuck off.
>>160130826
nigger killer
>>160130826
gas the jews NOW
>>160130826
Hitter of Heretical Homos
>>160130826
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>160130779
fag
>>160130826
check my singles
>>160130826
Six
>>160130826
that's the number of dicks i'm choking on right now
>>160130826
https://youtu.be/WtWgUVk6cJw
>>160130826
Patron Saint of Kicking your Ass
>>160130826
BE THE LIFE OF THE WAR ...
>>160130826
add id/flurryheart for hot pony on pony action
>>160130826
please dont turn this into 40 replies again
>>160131156
Nice.
>>160131156
kekkles
>Dominate someone
>"you fucking suck kys"
;_; why
i want to d*minate dotsy
>>160131830
>gets dominated
>says you fucking suck to someone
wow, that guy deserves the good old ez and lenny spam
>>160126920
No you are going to filter them all at once
3 names my strange wanga prick
>>160132306
retrograde ejaculation
>>160132183
no i promise i wont
>>160132306
I want to end my life
The Manmelter should be buffed because the tf2 community needs more SUCC.
>>160132306
prove it
>>160132672
it's fine the way it is
>>160132306
A picture is needed for a roll.
>>160132712
But SUCC
>>160120379
which one?
>tfw you lost the YT link to stary's admission to being a faggot
fug
>>160132778
ok
3 names my strange wanga prick
>>160132712
It's outclassed by every other secondary the pyro has
I've been trying the method you guys told me for the Objector and every time i try it, my game crashes..
Any help?
>>160133852
its function is providing fire extinguishing abilities to phlog players
it's fine as it is
>>160133852
there's literally no better alternative if you're running phlog
I'm honestly terrified of phlog pyros.
I know they're w+m1 fags with no airblast, but they make up for that in fearmongering power
>>160134226
have you tried walking away from them
>>160134446i'm paralyzed with fear
>>160134226I have ptsd from buffed phlog times
>>160134539
YES, this so much
I know they were nerfed, but the sight of that spirally flame fucking terrifies me.
I don't even play a low mobility class
>>160134101
Scorch shot is better
>AoE explosion when missing
>Double hit with AoE when hitting, plus minicrit damage
>Spammable
>Can push around people to make up your lack of airblast
>The salt mines you get when pushing someone off a cliff from the other side of the map or a jumping soldier to their death
>>160134534
retard
sniper best class
>>160132672
I want to succ enemies like a reverse airblast. It would be cool if I could succ a medic away from a group or if I could succ stickies and rockets.
>>160134829
wow triggered
i agree
>>160135090
>engineer
>not being on top of everyone
>not being the god-king of tf2
you got something wrong there buddy ol' pal chum
>>160135286
fuck off uncle dave
CONCEPT FOR NEW PYRO WEAPON
by charlie age 12
The napalm something something
>Shoots flames that linger in place for a few seconds
>extended afterburn time, less afterburn damage
>-X% ammo
>-50% airblast cost
>airblast only extinguishes burning teammates
new sniper rifle
+ 175 damage headshots
- 25 damage bodyshots
- no charge
:D
>>160135587
yes
make it look like
>>160135587
i'd use it just to piss off pyros
new weapon for pryo!
lightning gun from quake!
-does same thing as electricity gun from quake!~ oc dont steal idea
new sniper rifle
+ 200% jump height
- 75 max health
>>160134806
>medic comes at you, single digit HP and on fire
>you swap from your phlog to your scorch shot
>pic related
>>160135435
I've been thinking a lot about "how 2 fix pyro", as in how to make him viable and not just a less mobile scoot. I had the idea of creating fire walls at some point, but that turns him into a def class, which is not a step in the right direction.
The afterburn is pyro's distinctive element, so that should probably be the base of the fix. I would suggest more afterburn damage, but afterburn duration depends on how much time you were in contact with the flame (for all flamethrowers, not just new ones)
The rest of your ideas are terrible though.
What are the best strange parts to put on a shotgun?
>>160135981
he needs more range, period
>>160136262
>he needs more range, period
while realistic, it's an awful idea
epic new pyro weapon
+ afterburn screen flinch increased by 500%
- no airblast
:DD
>>160048030
i mge'd someone for the first time today
i lost but we both had fun and it gave me some ideas to improve aim
how was your day tf2g
>>160136060
long distance kills
thats it
>>160136060
allies healing done
what happened to this dude
https://steamcommunity.com/id/bacinntime
she died
>>160136749
Stayed in, watched the Jets lose, doodled a bit for /b/, doing Contracts with the Homie Blaris
Pretty alright Sunday
that isn't a good enough answer
>>160126735
Sorry about the wait,I made that post then went out.
Its an amd 3850, a gtx 1070, 16g of ram, and pretty much the cheapest mobo and case I could find that did what I wanted.
Not the best rig, but I can run fallout 4 maxed out in 4k and still get 30fps on a rig that cost just over $800.
>escape a fight with low health
>an enemy just can't stand the idea of someone getting away that they almost killed even if they're fairly unimportant
>runs past several of your teammates to finish you off
>gets killed immediately
>>160137996
>amd fx 3850*
It seems like there are actually two different types of amd 3850s.
One is dual core, the other is 8 core.
I have the 8 core that comes at 3.5ghz and can go up to 5. I keep it at 4.2 right now.
Not the best cpu, but its $150 compared to like $300 for a good I7, and I was going for a more mid range (except for the 1070) build as its babys first gaming computer.
>tfw bored and don't know what to do with you are money
odds > open an old-ass crate
evens > convert key into hats and craft
zero > raffu
>>160138276
You generally don't need an i7 if you're just going to game on your pc, it doesn't give you a noticeable gain for the larger amount of cash
amd are generally bad cpus for tf2
>>160138418
post the craft results
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6i45Hz82ho
>>160138558
>scrap.tf wants my keys instead of metal when buying in bulk
fuck
offff
>>160138513
In the end it came down to base performance.
The difference between this and an i7 is marginal at best, and it costs half as much.
I'm not worried about the extra 4 frames.
I brought up the i7 mainly just to low key complain about how expensive they are despite not being that good for most uses.
I had one in my laptop though and it was pretty good despite being a shared gpu as well.
But this tower cost less than my old laptop, and includes an actual gpu.I needed a laptop for classes, and it was a pretty beefy laptop. Also had an extra hdd bay and 2 extra ram slots, which is pretty handy.
>>160138858
you know you can select what items you trade it, right?
>>160134101
>Not using the Detonator or Scorch with the phlog for ez rage meter fills
>Implying everyone doesn't already have easy ways of self extinguishing or mitigating afterburn
>Using the Phlog after B4nny ruined it
>>160138862
>I brought up the i7 mainly just to low key complain about how expensive they are despite not being that good for most uses
If you only use them for facebook and video games they are not for you, everyone i've talked to who has them for good reason say they do their job quite well
>>160138913
Not when buying in bulk
But whatever, here's what we'll be working with. If anyone wants the rifleman, or anything else for that matter, you have a few minutes to snag it
id/Just_Chilling
I'm not going crazy, right? Is this glitched, or does everyone have a Normal quality Spellbook?
>>160139365
Ladies and gents, welcome to live regret, the show where people reconsider their life choices. Tonight we'll look at some faggot throwing his money away at the worst gambling opportunity
And we're off, with the slightest tinge of regret already showing once our contestant saw the state of his backpack
>>160140082
I didn't even know that was craftable. Isn't it spook restricted?
>>160140016
everyone has one, it works similar to the grappling hook
>>160140082
Ooh, what a lovely pile of junk! Too bad he's already got a tf2g craft of it
>>160140158
Apparently not, probably the same as the crome's dome
>>160140238
Oh man, already some J U I C Y .33 profit, this will surely keep him warm during those long winter nights after he gambles his house away
>>160140413
*wwalks into profit*
>>160140572
I wonder who actually pays more than 1.33 for random hats, those bp.tf prices must be bullshit
>>160140752
I remember when this was 3 ref
>>160140934
I forgot romevision was a thing
But so did everyone else
>>160139335
Is it twice the price better though?
Like I can't reccomend getting a 1080 over a 1070 as its less than twice the performance (only about %20 better iirc).
Is the I7 at twice as good, or is it a "if you want to shave 20 minutes off this 6 hour compile" type thing?
>>160141091
*FREEDOM SCREECHES*
>>160141247
This is going to be recrafted because it sucks so much it's not even worth raffling
hey can you stop posting your crafts here
no one cares
I'm enjoying this. Please go on.
>>160141448
And an oldschool one to finish it off
The next four posts choose which hats i recraft, the rest will be raffled
>>160141529
guess what
no
also hiro a shit, connection kept interrupting
>>160141792
craft the freedom
>>160141995
And the eagle swallowed the badge, only to become a wanker
I'm honestly baffled at how much the genuine version is worth
raffle em all
gimme those spats
>>160141529
hey can you stop telling people to stop
raffle raffle raflle
>>160140572
where they always called that?
>>160142268
Did someone mention spats?
I think someone said spats
>>160142342
Yes
5th unusual I've unboxed out of these crates. This upped chances are a godsend
>>160142398
I fucking started with the robot version of this hat god damn it
Crafted the fist since it was shit, still two to go. I won't raffle until there are only six hats left
>>160142710
hey bby u must be a beaver cuz dam
>>160142770
Mixed with a (billy)cock, we get this
Perfect to take out all this shit i'm getting
ima keep posting this just to make you craftfags jealous
i care
I might care
I care a little bit
>>160143093
And there couldn't be a more fitting end, since i am now without hats
https://tf2r.corn/5ccn5n.htmI
>>160143302
>13 you's
Delicious
>>160143431
nice link, faggot
>>160143636
>being so new you don't know how to work tf2r links
>>160143636
fucking noob lmao
>>160143951
>>160143995
>implying
>>160144139
get this hothead outta here
>>160144139
only cool people allowed
>>160142710
fuck off
>>160048030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgzOaC1pQxI
>>160144503
Its been too fucking long since I tried to enter one of your raffles.Also had to clean out my keyboard.
>>160134892
I like the sound of SUCCing enemies into submission.
>>160134101
Phlog pyros don't care about extinguishing allies, they're w+m1 retards.
If extinguish teammates overhealed you, thats a good way to punish w+1m spammers.
>>160143302
>no one cares
dumb meme
>>160148943
Dumb & autistic.
>>160052434
That fuckin medium name just ruined it.
Absolutely fucking ruined it.
>>160149305
gross
>>160149367
you should see the description you fuckers decided on it. Its even worse
How many engineers is too many engineers?
>>160149989
twoget it?
>>160150017
On a team of 12 players, how many of those should be engineers and at what point does the team have too many engineers?
>>160149989
We just had four on defense on Brimstone, worked out very well. Rest of the team was well composed and the attackers couldn't even leave spawn.
>>160149989
1 is enough
2 if you want a rock solid defense
anymore and you're just cucking yourselves to a strong uber push
>>160150087
About 8/10
>buy 14 creepy crates
>all blue
Guess I am only allowed 2 unusuals this year
>>160143431
>6 hats
>only 6 people were able to solve the link
Uncanny
/r/equesting that griefing video of the dude in a TF2 match that pretends to be some weeaboo and engages people on voicechat + cringe and convincingly begs for attention from the "asian girl" on their team
>>160152018
what the fuck
which site do you guys use to sell your tf2 items?
>>160152974
Scrap or Backpack, whichever I can get a bigger profit from.
>>160152974
scm, bp.tf, tf2outpost. Scrap.tf auctions if I have some shitty overpriced item
get more dead game like tf2 on deadgames.com
why is tf2 trading so fucked
like everyone wants to sell high and buy low, including direct currency like keys and metal
why can't everyone just agree to buy/sell on the generally accepted pricing?
>>160156283
they do, that's what backpack.tf is.
>>160156283
this can also be applied to real life
>>160156338
but they're not
people still sell high and buy low based around backpack.tf's listings
>>160156283
what are you, some sort of COMMUNIST?
>>160152974
i wish i had a gf
>>160156423
not really
people don't buy commodities with the intention to resell them immediately
>>160156702
id?
>>160156713
you can't be serious
why is the medic on today's google doodle
>>160156713
if you can get a sweet deal somewhere, why not? free money without having to work at all
>>160156737
/id/stary
>>160156780
name 50 examples
>>160156917
sent ;)damn thats an old meme
>>160156837
is that the official name for those or did you make that up
>>160156939
you must be fucking retarded or something sm.h
>>160156958
its what theyre actually called
>>160156958
official
>>160156939
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_convenience_stores
>>160156950
is it that old? I dont come here that often
>>160157070
it's not the same, retard
>>160157171
its pretty old yeah
like a couple of years
>>160157171
newfags pls leave
>>160157549
1v1 me u lil bitch
>>160156713
https://youtu.be/SuDqNLgVHv8
>do some missions to get hats to craft into untradable other hats
>3 missions get me three hats that are uncraftable
is there a way to deal exactly 1 damage to an enemy?
>>160159964
>do some missions
>get 2 copies of 2 different items
all i have been getting are the head replacements for each class but nothing I actually wanted
>>160160221
shove them with the shortstop
block some damage with the vaccinator
man i love brain
why can you queue up and still be able to mess around in other parts of the menus like inventory or options?
seriously, generations of games have come and gone that allowed to do this, but here all you can do while you wait is click your dumb badge
r8
>>160161452
>start searching for a casual game
>open console
>gamemenucommand openserverbrowser
>go rocket jump/surf or whatever while you wait
>>160161926
the console doesn't open for me while searching
>>160161952
rip you then
>>160161926
This never occurred to me. Thanks for this game changing advice.
> End of 2015 Valves releases Tough Break update, balance changes maps, mission, skins, kool
> 2016 March Valve does stress testing for MM update people hyped
>July? Disaster that was casual and MM.
>MM had zero change from beta and valve did not listen to any input from coomunity.
>Valve decides to let election gimmick thing go on for about 3 weeks to buy them time
>Gimmick Election states that only one of the broken classes will be getting the update first instead of just fixing both classes all together
>Scream Fortress 8 is extremely rushed and clearly no care has been put into it. (Just look at the cosmetic choices)
>Almost December and still no Pyro pack
>>160162546
what has valve done all year?
>>160162628
eric and that other dude have been busy ramming jill's tranny ass
desu if i were at valve i would be doing the same
Sometimes I swear some of the people who play the game are brain dead
>Playing Sinshine for Merasmission
>Pyro with usual loadout (Backburner, Scorch Shot, Powerjack)
>Already capped 3 points but Engie nest won't let us cap the 4th
>Follow a Scout behind the enemies and end up easily capping the 4th point
>Capping last when a Medic picks a fight with the Scout
>I kill him just as I finish capping the point
>Victory
>>160163638
nice blog
>>160162628
Checking for emails from sigsev.
>>160164068
nice response
where's my mission, valve
you said one a day
>>160164983
they also said bi-monthly
yet look what happened
Are the old contracts ever coming back? I want the Teufort collection
>>160165689
Never, so people will pay more and more money on the market for the cases
>>160165689
No, and why the fuck would you ever think they would?
Go here if you want them.
http://steamcommunity.com/market/search?q=&category_440_Type%5B%5D=any&category_440_Collection%5B%5D=tag_teufort_collection&appid=440#p1_price_asc
I want my scout to have a lot of huge items hanging on him while he jumps and runs arround
any ideas to improve this?
>>160167836
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Fortune_Hunter
>>160167807
>what are extra days to catch up for players who couldn't play every day
what poker night game should I get for the best unlocks?
at the inventory
>>160168514
>Players should receive one Scream Fortress VIII Merasmission per day of the event
>Implying missions take any time at all
>>160168514
Yeah, how dare they put a mechanism in to allow people who don't play EVERY HOUR to get the maximum of 26 missions.
Screw sleep, I gotta be up at 3am to catch the new mission AS SOON AS IT DROPS so I can white knuckle being awake for YET ANOTHER 24 HOURS to catch the next one.
Heavy, Engineer or Pyro?
>>160169717
Heavy
>A fully overhealed spun-up heavy carrying a natasha or brass beast can survive fully charged headshots and tauntkills
>A regularly invisible spy can survive an uncharged headshot, a critical hit from the axtinguisher and many other low damage melee weapons, a caber hit, a fully charged classic bodyshot or possibly other shit i forgot about
>>160170162
>A fully overhealed spun-up heavy carrying a natasha or brass beast can survive fully charged headshots and tauntkills
Not true anymore, damage resist only occurs when under 50% health.
>>160170162
Did you just travel here from Gun Mettle?
>>160168525
Both, they're like, not even two bucks each when on sale.
>>160170501
and if you're into trading you can get them both for a key
>>160133173
Late response, but the artist is http://furaffinity.net/user/justmegabenewell/
>>160170358
>>160170463
I was checking the wiki and had seen some videos about it, plus i remember popping several headshots into a non-vacc'ed heavy before killing him
Good to know that valve isn't entirely incompetent
>>160170584
>Poor man's sunibee
Always knew stary had bad taste
Is the black rose safe to get the legit way? I remember people talking about that game installing rootkits and shit on your harddrive
>>160170649
>Poor man's Sunibee
Sunibee hasn't opened actual commissions in over a year, and only does solo pics for $200. The only "commissions" he takes are ones he already felt like doing. He's a better artist for butt images but holy shit the value is terrible.
>>160170723
I heard the same but nothing came up when I scanned my system. Proceed at own risk.
>>160170827
But that's exactly my point?
>>160170723
Let me put it this way:
First One Down
>Create a character and play a game
>Unlocks the Black Rose
>46.5% global completion rate
New Soldier
>Create a character
>Logically must precede First One Down
>42.6% global completion rate
Military Drill 4
>100 hours of playtime in Military Drill mission matches
>Literally unobtainable now because the stats don't count properly anymore (it worked for about one month then stopped, making the window of opportunity almost nonexistent)
>10.3% global completion rate
i.e.
>35% of the recorded playerbase has actually played the game
If this still hasn't sold you:
>There are massive guides on Steam on how to fully uninstall AVA
It's basically a botnet disguised as anticheat. It doesn't uninstall even once you delete all the content through Steam which is why they pushed so hard for the promo on an easy achievement on their F2P game.
>>160171107
Paying $200 so the artist will draw what he already wanted to draw isn't a matter of being poor, it's a matter of being retarded.
Is shortstop shoving like an airblast? I haven't tried it
New sapper idea: Disruptor
+Instead of disabling the sentry, the sapper makes sentry fire wildly, can deal damage to both teams including the spy and the engineer.
-Only take 1 smack to destroy
>>160170973
>>160171219
Oh right, that's what it was. It's been a while.And I stupidly deleted my Black Rose anyway.
>>160170649
>sunibee
GIANT
RUBBER
ANUS
>>160171332
More like a light breeze. It has less range than any melee weapon, deals 1 damage that isn't counted towards assists and pushes people backwards like a close-range scorch shot
It's the most useless thing added to the game since the 1-of-a-kind hats
Really like this hat desu
>>160120379
what pic?
>>160170649
you have bad taste lmao
I main pyro
>>160174489
I main hybrid knight demo
Why is scout the best class?
>actually requires skill to play as
>tons of weapons to have a varied playstyle
>high as fuck movability but still fragile
>is a low-key target
>doesn't need a medic up his ass 24/7 to survive
>smug as shit and causes insane amounts of butthurt
>indirectly counters demoman
>>160175067
>Why is sniper the best class?
Fixed
>>160175067
>tfw someone told me that scout is an easier to class to play than soldier or demo
>>160175263
>anything
>being easier than soldier
>tfw i was trying to remove projectiles with left click while using the short circuit
Kommer ni ihåg när Adam Sandler var i en tecknad judisk/kristen julfilm
Does this look good or bad?
>>160175517
This? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0271263/ Yeah I remember it.
>>160175517
Poshel nahui otsuda daun ebaniy.
jag gillar att dricka kaffe
>>160175860
Nahui poshel govoryu tebe uebishe obossanoe.
shouldnt it be pretty clear by now that valve doesnt give a single flying fuck about tf2?
why dont we make a promod and balance the game ourselves
>>160176405
Because you have even less of an idea of how to actually balance, you rube.
>>160176526
true but valve doesnt either
its not that i want to do it i just dont want to wait for valve to do it (and fail at it)
>>160175675
It looks kinda shitty to tell the truth.
Replace the bandanna with a shirt or glasses.
>>160176621
yeah I know it doesn't look good, I'm trying to figure out what to use as the second cosmetic
Is facepunch still working on tf2c
you should ask them
How about this? I think it looks kinda nice. I went through all the items on loadout.tf and didn't really like very many of them in combination with this hair.
rate new hat
>>160179187
meh
>>160179453
you say that now but wait until it goes all class in 2 weeks
>>160179187
it's a good hat
how much?
>>160179528
being all class doesnt make it good at any level desu senpai
>>160179569
45 keys
all class gold digger when
>>160179528
proof
Kills made by players that pick up your strange weapon after killing you should count towards your totals.
>>160180592
Impossible to code, but yes
Bump
What is the worst hat in the game?
>>160183591
Too many to list
>>160183591
As in people wear it even if its fucking ugly?
Bandanna or Viewfinder
>>160183591
The birdcage.
/id/ThisSovietTheBestSoviet comes and slaps your medic in the ass
What do you do /tf2g/?
>>160183591
The is my least favorite hat that I own.
this guy comes and slaps your medics ass
what do
>>160185030
>medic mains
11/10 would gas because brony
>>160185337
Also slap the medic's ass, and then spitroast.
>>160183591
That alien crab one
>>160185106
Then replace it:
>>159784753
>>160183591
You're favorite.
>>160186790
Your*
>>160187206
Memed.
>>160187206
animes*
did someone say animes
>>160179187
great hat
i quit anime two months ago
if you want to feel somewhat alive again i suggest you do the same
my favorite class in team fortress 2 is the scout
>MANN Cor̶n̶
always slays me for some reason
>>160187815
You should have listened to BasedViva ages ago
i just played with saturn, we lost, and he tried to kick me
but he is the weakest /tf2g/ so it didnt work
post spies
rate
>>160190794
>>160190794
>>160190953
*vomits*
>>160191028
I fail to see how a voodoo witch doctor is worthy of disgust
Class skill level (most to least):
>Engineer
>Demoman
>Scout
>Sniper
>Heavy
>Medic
>Soldier
>Spy
>Pyro
>>160190794
>>160191575
>heavy above medic
>sniper above heavy and medic
>>160191695
Medic moves up 2 if your teammates are retarded.
Sniper moves down one when holding last.
>>160132672
>>160132901
>>160134892
>>160147783
>SUCC
>>160177341
Looks a lot better. Maybe use the boots as your third.
Hey guys, I haven't played TF2 in a while.
I have a Pro Killstreak Flame Thrower kit with Fire Horns and Team Shine.
How much should I ask for it in the market?
>>160197273
Ill give you some paperclips and a Subway coupon for that
>>160197273
team shine is the best sheen, but i dont know about fire horns
i think they are all up to taste
id say about 30$
>>160197273
Market supports a $50-$70 USD SCM price tag on that sheen/effect based on past sales.
>>160197534
Fire horns is considered best waifu along with Tornado
>>160197835
idk man im seeing a fire horns team shine strange pro ks flamethrower for 37$ CDN, 50-70 is a bit too far fetched
>>160130779
"I love dicks!"
>>160190794
hi murslek
>>160130779
bazinga
>>160198134
>looking at weapons
You fool, he's selling a kit. When the item is used it loses value according to what you've put it on.
Pro KS Unique - Going away party for your keys
Pro KS Strange - The same party but without any party crashers
Pro KS Collectors - tl;dr
Pro KS Decorated Weapon - Possibly awesome
Pro KS Decorated Strange weapon - Possibly awesome, but why did you pay so much?
Pro KS Unusual weapon - Themed? Ultimate.
>>160191575
>>160191695
>sniper is not most skill required class
>>160198557
HL team looking for comp Maniac Mansion player
>>160198557
>Meme Zero
Shit taste desu
reminder to turn off cosmetics
www.teamfortress.tv/35222/no-hats-mod
>>160199212
but i like seeing cosmetics
>>160199212
how fast is the headsfeet version being updated usually?
i like it because tf2 looks so good with it
>>160199212
How do you identify the biggest threats without their unusuals?
>>160199435
afaik you need a separate mod for effects
>>160198557
>Sitting in spawn picking anyone who walks into choke is hard
>Standing far away from enemy damage range is harder than being inside it all the time
>>160199435
You judge them by how good they are instead of how much their backpack is worth.
post your pottis
>>160199670
I'd have to multibox LMAObox on 12 clients to live up to this screenshot of my backpack value
>>160199861
>>160199367
no you dont
Hi. I posted this Sonic Heroes TF2 crossover fan list yesterday. I've improved it since then.
Scout, Heavy and Medic make up Team Sonic. Scout moves fast like Sonic. Heavy's great strength makes him a match for Knuckles. Much like Tails, Medic likes to support his friends.
"Awh, that freakin' egghead tricked us!" - Scout when he falls for one of Eggman's traps
"Keep hiding inside robot, coward!" - Heavy when he sees Eggman
"<maniacal laughter> The best medicine!" - Medic after killing many of Eggman's robots
Sniper, Spy and Engineer would make up Team Chaotix. If you underestimate either of these odd bunches, you'll end up on the floor before you can reconsider. Spy uses stealth tactics like Espio. Sniper is like Vector, he's mellow and reliable. Engineer is Charmy, people wave him away as useless, only to get stung.
"Blood, I can clean out of my suit, but this?" - Spy in swamp levels
"Take a picture of ya head Eggman! It'll last longer than the actual one." - Sniper at first boss fight
"I'm no expert, but this thing might fly!... Actually, I am an expert. It can fly." - Engineer at the flower in Frog Forest
Demoman, Soldier and Pyro would be Team Dark. They are all destructive classes, who inflict grievous damage on anyone who gets in their way. Soldier is like Shadow because he moves quickly, and can destroy enemies in the blink of an eye. Demoman is like E-123 Omega, he views his enemies as obstacles instead of actual people. He kills them without forethought or remorse, fueled by his consumption of alcohol. Pyro is like Rouge (NOT because he's a girl) because he's a specialist, who prefers to use other techniques than fighting people upfront.
"Soon as I blow that Eggman to pieces, I'm done with you two lassies." - Demoman to his teammates upon starting the first level
"Oh yeah! This airspace belongs to America!" - Soldier when him and his team fly through bonus rings
"Mmmph!" - Pyro
So that's it guys. Please let me know what you think. Improvements maybe?
>>160202278
good post
>>160202278
wat post
>tfw torrenting porn for lag compensation
>>160199212
>being this pleb
whatever makes you sleep better at night, poorfag
>>160204861
explain
>>160206031
>Have shit connection
>Everyone else sees you teleporting around the map and therefore become harder to hit
>Have a huge advantage over everyone else
This is one reason why third worlders are despised in online games.
>>160207540
yeah but that means that you also see everyone else as theyre teleporting around no?
>>160207875
I don't know since I'm not a fucking BR monkey playing on windows 95
at the very least you'll have satisfaction in knowing you're annoying the shit out of everyone else
>>160191575
I can never tell if you meme-loving fucks are being tongue-in-cheek, but in any case what skills does the engineer require other than knowing sentry spots and protecting from pushes?
>>160199861
Capatus Cre-pootis!
>>160207987
>m-muh shotgun
>>160207987
>Scout without the crutch of double-jump, increased ramp-up, and extra movement speed
>Trade-off requires predicting enemy movement before their immediate presence in a way where they can't do the same (i.e. placing sentries that won't explode immediately because the enemy team uses a whole 2 of their brain cells to guess your sentry spot)
Ergo, the hardest class
Medigun needs a name
Does anyone have a screencap of that one post by video games where a Pyro main concocted an extremely unlikely scenario where Pyro was hard to play, and he (i.e. video games) spun the situation on its head by replacing Pyro with Engineer and making it much harder?
>>160199861
>>160208468
Healslut's own medigun
>>160208468
Kurt Cobain's Microphone
>>160208468
Seymour Azes
>>160208297
So you are saying the engineer is harder in direct combat because its skill ceiling is lower (less immediate advantages to utilize), and it takes honed gamesense to hide sentries ahead of pushes instead of spamming minis on the ground?
7 for description
>>160209005
ifunny.co
>>160209005
Mind blowing quality!
>>160209005
...but in Reverse!
>>160209005
i only heal bronies like me! /)That hurt to write
>>160209005
comes with cartoon robot head
>>160209005
#1 Seth Rogen fan
>>160209005
Bone apple teeth
How do I air strafe.
Seriusly I cant stop pressing W while rocketjumping
>>160209005
I lost my virginity to this
>>160209005
noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I will not use Viva's roll.
>>160209005
get you're LOL on @4chan.com :^)
>>160209327
Thanks for playing.
>>160209552
i swear i played with a medic who used the exact same cosmetics
did you recently play on mann manor?
>FROYO habib
>>160209338
I'm more of a Bagel guy anyway
http://tf2r.com/km9kw59.html
>buddy hasn't played for a while
>convince him to
>he had a problem with crates before quitting, liked to open em
>comes back, opens an unlocked cosmetic crate
>unusual human cannonball with starstorm slumber
nice
>>160208840
>Could rely on crutches to win every 1v1 for free
>Or could play a class with much more teamplay potential (dispenser and god's gift: the teleporter), letting your less-gifted teammates survive off crutches that only exist for their use, along with the ability to take on and space larger groups in combat
>But intelligent planning is needed to utilize these aspectsBefore you respond seriously, I'm pretending to be retarded, a real chart would put Engineer below Sniper, and Sniper moves down 2 instead of 1 on last.
why are so many of these painted gold?
>scout takes the teleporter
>>160211028
No clue, but peculiarly drab tincture is objectively the best paint for it.
>>160211109
>Scout pushes me off my own teleporter
>Call votekick
>It actually goes through
>>160211109
>scout crouches down and pushes you off level 1 teleporter
Are Merasmissions over already? I didn't get one today.
>update
>no notes
they cant keep getting away with this
>>160211794
Probably just more Heavy """fixes""".
Woah, where is all the shitposting? When I stopped coming here three years ago this place was unsalvageable. Has /tf2g/ gotten better?
>>160212430
>look at me I'm le OldFag xD
>>160212430
No. Just a slow day. You know, Mondays and all.
>>160212430
What was the name of the character in that image again? Was he Destroy-it Daniel?
just unboxed this woo
hey so how many contracts were supposed to be given in total? 47? cause i only got 40 done
>>160212935
"Wanna get nuts?" - Adam West
>>160213118
I'm jelly
>>160213118
>DOWNLOAD.JPG
>>160213561
cant be bothered to find my screenshots folder lol
i am going to play demoman and i am gonna pipe!!!!
>patch notes with three changes
>"p-p-please vote for saxy awards.."
>"muh jill"
boy I bet the pyro update is going to be "Neato"
So whats going to happen with unusualfiers after Halloween? Will they just be giving normal effects then?
>>160213934
That's cool, after that comes the 12 month wait for the Heavy update. _all_ of my beans are chilled.
>>160214246
Yes.
>>160214306
hopefully by then the team will be so ~progressive~ they'll announce which characters are LGBT
>>160214246
>>160214329
If they don't change the price on the halloween taunts are going to fucking crater. Alternatively if they do change the price on the non-halloween unusual taunts is going to absolutely die and the halloween effect ones will be golden gods.
Most likely they'll follow the Robo Crate model, as long as you have the crate and the key you can get the effects.
>>160214513
and which of them sexually identifies as a race car.
oh no valve didnt kill tf2 this game is alive and well
-valvedrones
>>160214513
>yfw it's autistic poointheloo
>>160214717
i think scout is a race car
>>160214770
>oh dear the community sucks and is unwilling to sit through a loss
And what is valve going to do about that one? Put abandon penalties in casual? then we go right to:
>oh dear valve is being super serial about their casual mode, it's called _casul_ brah, I can leave when I want.
Valve games, because you'll complain about anything.
>>160215076
With some SWEET hydraulics and a pointless fin, I can see him as a ricer.
>fuck you demo stop stickyspamming the island i need the achevemint [sic]
>>160215129
i mean demo is an airplane, engi is a space shuttle, and pyro is a helicopter, so its not too far fetched that scout is a car
>>160214770
>hellstone on red
no wonder they left
>>160215376
>Still no fix for Merasmus going inside spawn on Brimstone
>>160215129
leaked images of new scout cosmetics
>>160215376
this is almost becoming a regular occurrence, regardless what map or team it is
valve needs to get their shit together
>>160215306
>>160215747
>>160215880
Imagine that, you'd almost think it was the same people connecting to these servers and then disconnecting when it didn't work out in their favor.
>>160215129
valve needs to re-add autobalance back, or at least the option to team switch
it's fucking casual ffs, not comp
>>160215880
>>160216386
I miss abandonment penalties. For two glorious days I got matches full of nothing but people working together via mic to actually play the objective. Second it was switched back, I kept getting friendlies and other shitters who complained that it's "just casual, bro."
valve needs to fix everything
they are letting their game fall to shit
>>160214770
pretty balanced for me, I never get such matches when it's 1vs9
post best 6v6 class
>>160217159
"Hey!"
-Scout
>>160217159
>>160217159
>>160217159
we should just let it die desu
just like tf2
>>160217159
>>160217459
>>160218720
>>160218763
>using shit melee
>>160218859
>Pulling your melee out as scout
>Ever
>>160218763
Nice paint.
>>160218935
>not equipping a utility melee like atomizer or sandman
>>160219010
>Relying on crutches
>>160219071
>playing a crutch class in the first place
>>160219071
>can't adapt
>>160219118
>Single best balanced and strongest class in game
>A crutch
We're not talking about soldier or pyro here.
>>160219185
>balanced
>strongest
Please son, pick one and only one.
>>160217159
Scout (Voice): Right here!
>>160218859
>Not using it to build med uber
>Not training yourself to never miss your melees
>>160218935
f u
>>160219315
>posthumous kills: 1
wot
>>160219384
ball kills after death
>>160219315
nice btw
>>160219315
>Almost half of the kills are crits.
Is the RNG really that bad.
did someone say KILL
>>160219497
crits kill, yes, welcome to tf2
>>160219497
or maybe you just can't really get kills with it without crits
idiot
>>160219497
crit chance on melees is 65% or something like that
thread meme count: 7
>>160051509