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>>158903595
>Patch Notes:
http://na.leagueoflegends.com/en/news/game-updates/patch
>Useful Sites:
http://www.lolskill.net/
http://op.gg
http://champion.gg
http://counterplay.xyz
http://surrenderat20.net
xth for "promising" to pull outbut then cumming inside anyway.
>>158923612
I want to eat Luxanna's asshole out.
I love yordles!But only the boys
>>158923612
Why would you lie to her like that.
Oh sure it feels great to do it but to lie to her? Thats just cruel.
Draaaaven!
Debonair Draven in 4 months!
If you want to join the lolg husbando club just drop ign!
Elementalist lux when?
>>158923543
Taric
>Not maining Vayone or Ribbon so you can carry yourself out of bronze
Fags,its the best way to impact the game and you gays look down upon it.
YFW this will be Jhin's next skin before his next big nerf, the SKT skin.
How do you react and do you even bother buying it?
How do i win
>tfw unsure if the washing machine will get the vomit out of your pillow case
>tfw Mordekaiser buffs literally never
I didn't ask for either of these feels.
>>158923670
what's in it for me
>>158923663
maybe lux secretly wanted to be lied to... :3
>>158923753
Speaking of which, how is Morde top?
I want to play him. Shall I play him?I'm going to play him.
>>158923743
What's your elo.
>>158923753
vomit usually isn't hard to wash out
also drink moderately
>>158923736
Are those jogging shorts?If they gave him a trench coat would that be Reaper: Jhin?
continuation of champfag poll from last thread, for the EUs and Aussies:
https://strawpoll.de/ffb6g4b
I want to rest in sonas cleavage
>>158923313
i thought about it alot but i don't think i can keep it to myself forever
i'll have to tell him sooner or later, one way or anotherif he doesn't reciprocate then at least he will know how much i've always cared this whole time
Post tfw you know someone is a god at their main,
and you are the poor bastard in their lane today.
>tfw someone is a Sion/Gangplank/Urgot main
>they start dorans ring
I just feel like anyone who starts off to conserve
mana just knows that they are going to fuck you up. They just dont want to run out of mana,
in between cs'ing and killing your ass.
>>158923613
top is like the least important role
you farm some creeps, end like 1/0/0 or 0/1/0 and then either your team surrenders at 20 or theirs
Has anyone noticed on Alistar that if you combo TOO quickly, you headbutt them without pulverizing? I'm 99% sure they made it so you have to actually combo slower in order to do it correctly. It's fucking wonky.
>>158923543
Hug bot lane imports
>>158923859
Even if it's partially dried?
>>158923663
It's hotter that way.
>>158923947
Start the conversation, you're ready now.
>>158921276
literally lux's best skin
ice shyv is crap
>>158923951
Well you are significantly higher than me, so I don't think I could give any good advice.
But the advice that I was going to give was that your flipping around between champions and roles too much. Then again, it's just normals, maybe stick to consistent play with several for a while?
>>158923743
stop playing 20 champs
I'm ingame without masteries. What do?>inb4 git gud
Post 'em
Say something nice and something mean about the person who goes before you
>just moved up a new rank
>at 0 lp in new rank
>decide to play another game
>in champion select, choosing role
>suddenly League spaghetti-shit client crashes on me
>log back in
>15 minute wait with -10 lp
Thanks Riot
>>158923947
that's what I've been telling you this whole time
you gotta man up and take the leap of faith and as soon as you do you'll feel a great weight lifted
good luck anon
>>158924101
>>158924106
I want to learn something that isnt jungle cos i suck at everything but hard carry junglers
>>158923612
xth for fucking Lux feverishly every day until knocking her up, then leaving.then coming back three years later when she's nice and docile and ready to be broken in
>>158923661
did you hear that riot lessened that nerf for kled on the pbe. at max rank it's been upped to 6% health damage (live value 8%), when before it was all the way down to 4%.
still think it's undeserved, but i'll take what i can.
>>158924192
You must help your team a bunchI dont like saying mean things to people unless I'm really upset, you're cool Janna main.
>>158924242
>I don't wanna play the role I'm best at.
>>158924340
>I dont like saying mean things
>Janna main
damn what a savage
>>158924340
>Darius
My nigga
>Azir
I hope you choke in your sleep.
>>158924242
>I don't wanna play the role I'm best at
>>158924380
>Acknowledges they main Janna
>This is a mean remark
>>158924276
>Leaving
>Not forcing her to marry you since her marriage prospects just went down the shitter
>Not living the life of luxury spending all her money and breaking her down into an obedient little doll in your spare time
>>158924454
I will protect you, ADCUnless you suck
A Demacian, a Noxian and a Freljordian walk into a tavern
>>158924586So a pigeon walks into a bar
Very important poll lolg
https://strawpoll.de/98agb7z
https://strawpoll.de/98agb7z
https://strawpoll.de/98agb7z
>>158924461
>implying I don't get that when I come back
She needs the shame and isolation to break her pride first, I'm very particular. If I stay it'll be like I have responsibility, she'll just be glad I'm back later.
What do I do after laning phase on an adc? I got laning down, and I can deal with late game teamfights, but right after one of us destroys our turret, I'm just totally lost as to what I'm supposed to be doing. I can't go mid cuz I'll take the mids farm, I can only go top if our jungle goes top, and if I go bot they'll just get into a fight and complain that I'm not there. I'm trying to learn ad, I'm totally lost in this area.
>>158924461
If you torment her and make her stress build up like that, that's how you create the lux of nightmares that chops off your dick in the night and has a taxidermist preserve it as a dildo to remember you by.
>>158924642
>No Illaoi x Braum
Shit poll
>>158924586
sun killed them
>>158924521
You have 10/10 taste in support champions
If you don't play Nami you're a shit though
I wanna make out with Nida's butthole.
>>158924673
>He's never emotionally broken down a woman before
You don't just take her personality to the grinder, you gotta pace it out. Abuse-abuse-reward, abuse-abuse-reward. Keep her thinking that you're a good person on the inside, and maybe if she was more loving and obedient you'll start treating her better.
>>158924752
>10/10 taste in support champions
that would be old school janna sona soraka
>>158924752She's the other one that I have mastery 6 on
>>158924752
You're a Chad. You're great at what you do but you're mean about it.
WHY WON'T THIS FUCKING LINK WORK
I WAS ON THIS PIECE OF SHIT PAGE YESTERDAY CHECKING THIS FAGGOT MORDES RUNES AND SHIT OUT BUT NOW IT WON'T FUCKING WORK
I'M SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW, FUCK
http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/KR/2577571042/207109731?tab=builds
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS WORTHLESS CUNTING WEBSITE?????
>>158924346
>>158924460
I cant really play jungle much cos Graves/Nid/Hec are perma banned and olaf is gay
>>158924949
people ban hecarim?..
>>158924625
>a pigeon walks out of the meta
>>158924017
Is there more?
>carry game by autism pushing side lanes as illaoi with rift herald
>tahm kench support telling me how amazing I am whole game
>tahm kench sends me a friend request after game
>too scared to accept or deny it
Anyone else have this issue?
>>158924894
Based, I have nothing bad to say then unless you're secret a Janna main or something
>>158924903I do bully people sometimes
I'm swapping from adc to mid lane in season 7 and I'm trying to build up a champion pool. Will I be fine with
LeBlanc
Oriana
Ahri
Lissandra
Talon
Is that too many or too few for mid? I only play 3 champs as an adc and bot lane isn't really that diverse
>>158925156
Goddamn Chad stop being so good
>>158925130
i close without denying all my friend requests without even checking who sent them (which i usually get when im a support anyway so it's some fags want to ride on my support back queueing a speedy queue with me who they assume would get support)
>>158925264
swap Liss for Brand and Ahri for Fizz
>>158925156Whoops, Janna is mastery 5 but has more points than my Nami. I hardly play her anymore, though.
>no perfect killing machine champion
lolbabs?
>>158925402
If you get the right items.
>>158924808
based abuse bro
>>158925264
Unless you're playing with people you know I woudln't recommend Orianna.
I'm not partial to Lissandra either. You could add Viktor to that list.
>>158924986
Hes so strong atm, all his counters are either banned (nidalee) or just never picked and besides that, once he gets a lead he becomes really hard to fuck up.
orianna almost lost the worlds for skt
>>158925470
Mecha Warwick when?
>>158925575
marauder warwick is already almost mecha
>>158925701Eternum Warwick when?
>>158924192
I hope you're a good janna that proactively uses her shield, like using it on herself then autoing then enemy, or uses her W to poke in lane.
Just my last game I had a janna that did LITERALLY nothing in lane. Stood way behind me/in the brush and did nothing all laning phase.
btw warwick is the only champ with a genderbent skin too, big bad warwick
hey guys
what are some good beginner champs for someone who plays carry in dota thanks
>>158925772
Cross dressing =/= gender bending fag
>>158925784
>no capybara champion
uhhhhhh riot?????????????
>>158925118
>>158925784
Amumu
Garen
Jax
>>158925784
Master Yi or Garen
Next question
>no melee carries
>less than half the roster is viable
>not even a kill per minute
>koreans vs koreans final
>>158925784
Renekton
>>158925849
would love to play a qt capybara girl
>>158925819
so you deny big bad wolf being a woman just because she didn't get her surgery yet? you sound transphobic
>>158925784
Fiora.
Friendly reminder that Janna is not a hooker, nor is she a slut. Janna is a phonesex hotline operator. She's a smooth talker with a "breezy" voice, but outside of work, she's just a regular reasonably reserved faithful person. She had a boyfriend once. She gave him nudes, and there was a big scandal worked up over it in the newspaper when they leaked, something that wouldn't happen for an established whore or slut, but very likely to happen for someone that not a lot of people have seen naked before.
She's no virgin, but it pains me to see people talkin' shit about best girl like that.
>>158925925
>>158925860
Master Yi and Garen aren't good.
Amumu isn't good.
Jax isn't good.
>>158924671
>I can't go mid cuz I'll take the mids farm
Fuck him, take his shit then take the tower
should I change my ign to Aroused
y/n?
>>158925987
>a phonesex hotline operator
>not a hooker and a slut
>>158925987
I don't like her character design, it completely clashes with her lore.
She doesn't look like someone who belongs in Zaun at all, she's more suited to Targon or Demacia.
Best girl.
Best ears.
Best wife.
>>158926032
This, fuck midcucks. After I take top turret their lane is mine.
>>158925947
Meanwhile in elos below Challenger (aka L I T E R A L L Y 99.9% of players)
>literally every champion in the game is played
>multiple kills a minute
>people play on their own regional servers and don't give a shit about the others
>less than half of the roster was picked or banned at Worlds
this is actually so fucked
might as well rework everyone or delete them
>>158924764
I wish I was good at TF but he's so hard
>>158926057
>Talking dirty is the same as taking penises inside you for money
are you only pretending to be retarded?
>>158926107
>literally every champion in the game is played
not true
iirc the lowest picked champion in league picked 0.2% of the time, in Dota it's more like 1-2% of the time.
>>158926031
>Amumu isn't good
>Jax isn't good
t.brozne
>>158926164
Except TF isnt hard at all, you just need to use your brain when you play him
>>158925925
I wish this would get updated with Jhin, Aurelion Sol, Taliyah, Kled and Ivern.
>>158926049
that's lewd tho
Just a friendly reminder that EZ would make the best girl
>>158924790
you can't make out with a butthole, anon
>>158926202
neither of them were picked in Worlds
t. Challenger
>>158926183
it perfectly feels the definition of slut and also one of the definitions of hooker
a sex worker is a sex worker after all
also i believe she takes penises too cos she is money hungry
>>158926164
>gold card
>Q+lichbane'd auto+thunderlords'
Boom, you killed a squishy.
>>158926086
I really wish i could figure out a way to filter you.
>"Only you can hear me, Summoner. What masterpiece shall we play today?"
What did she mean by this?
>>158926198
>you're wrong not every league champ is played
>here's a statistic saying that every league champ is played but some are played very infrequently
>>158926164
>ASol Thresh and Yas
>Thinks TF is hard
uwotm8
I bet the item use rate was just as bad as the pick rate at Worlds.
I want to go swimming in Lulu.
>>158926331
>>158925764
5 gold per every minion that you kill, nerd
why would i poke, am i sona or something
>>158926274
You're a tool. Uninstall this game, anon.
>>158926454
Vayne wasn't picked either.
>Riot makes all of this amazing unused faction art demonstrating what the nations look like
>never use it
I don't understand. Unless if they plan on using such art in upcoming events and lore updates, then it's just a waste of resources.
>>158926032
But then mid lane will flame and we won't take turret while they take bot tower. This happens every time.
>>158924790
>>158926269
Making out with buttholes is best.
>>158926304
>it perfectly feels the definition of slut and also one of the definitions of hooker
What the fuck is "feeling a definition"?
a slut has sex IE genital contact with many partners.
A hooker does contact sexual acts for money.
Janna just lets guys jerk it to the sound of her fake moans.
>a sex worker is a sex worker after all
Sexline operators are voice actors. Hookers are hookers. very different things.
>also i believe she takes penises too cos she is money hungry
On what premise? Sivir is the jew. Janna's motivations for her implied job are unknown.
>>158926198
dotard is right. Urgot's at 0.6%
Chen and visage are tied at 1%. It's important to mention that randoming in dota is a legit srat whereas in lol you'd mostly tilt your team before the game starts and get reported by the end of it.
>60 minute game in pre-30
wew
>you will never know how good does this feel
>you will never make that face as you feel pure undiluted ecstasy
why even live
Which League champs would be twitch streamers?
Which would fall into the definition of meme sellouts?
Which would be genuinely bro, informative and classy, yet underrated?
Which ones would be the camwhores?
Which ones would the the attentionfags that wine at their viewerbase and eventually end up having an embarrassing breakdown on live cam?
>>158926614
is it just me that this isn't loading for
>>158926915
>Which league champs would be twitch streamers
Draven
>>158926217
It's bath time and you have to take a bath with the last 2 champs you played as
How awful is it?
guess the champion
>>158926962
Most obvious answer, I could see Jinx and Ekko getting in on it too.
>>158926840
>ywn get to watch
>>158926974
>Ahri and Illaoi
Could get pretty lewd
>>158926403
I like swimming in lulu too. Its usually not very crowded at this time of night.
>>158926974
>leona and nami
I'm going to get bullied aren't I?
>both contestfag and watsu are dead
WHERE ARE THE RESULTS
Tf x graves
>>158926974
>Twitch and Jhin
It's bad.
>>158926974
>Annie
>Tristana
I don't know how to feel about this
>>158927072
>That gif and filename
Did you suck that dick yet? SKT did lose some games after all. How was it?
>>158926974
Gnar and Miss Fortune. Fuck.
>try to get frisky with MF
>Gnar won't stop splashing around and ruining the mood
>>158926974
>Ashe
>Jinx
Oh..... okay.
>>158926974
Caitlyn and Kindred. We'll probably chat about sophisticated topics
>>158927048
I can pretend to be ahri andcuckyou if you want anon.
>>158926974
>Poppy and Jinx
>>158927148
is a good, underrated and highly probable canon ship.
>>158927183
Bad luck. Tristana is a slut but I don't think she'd get lewd in front of a little kid.
>>158926974
>Iver and Xerath
I do imagine Ivern bringing a rubber duck
>>158926974
>Singed and Anivia
As long as Anivia is in a seperate bird-bath, I think I'll be fine. I'd wager Singed does detox baths quite frequently with how fucked up his system is.
>>158926915
Poppy and Leona. Sounds pleasant.
>>158926974
>Akali and Malphite
Lel
>>158927297
>Implying he wouldn't flood the bath with actual animals
>>158927384
>malphite is the bath
>>158927454
Going under like a Rock.
>>158927267
Graves/TF is the Vi/Cait of gay dudes
>support hovers ivern in champ select
>switches to nami in the last second
my heart
>olaf gnar and jhin
Is it even possible to win against such cancer if they're all on the same team
>>158927132
Being late is almost like a tradition now
>>158927575
irelia
>>158927696
I don't like to play assassins
Why can't I just play rek'sai
>>158927572
whats wrong with Ivern?
>>158927696
more
>>158927575
Nami support to ruin Jhin's life. Pick Jayce to crush Gnar's lane or Ekko to be even more cancerous than Gnar late game. And pretend for a moment Nidalee isn't banned and pick her to just steal all the camps.
Which star guardian would you fugg?
>>158927802
Poppy then Lux then Jinx then Poppy again, then Poppy a third time and a fourth time.
>>158927812
>>158927057
In.
>>158927812
>>158927920
Stop right there criminal scum
>Play Yorick vs Trynd top
>First kill we both die under his tower
>"fuck yuo biatch"
>I tell him not to bully me
>"oh I intend to"
>Proceed to bully the heck out of him all game
>Type "???" every time I kill him
>He gets super fucking pissed
>trynd can i ask you a question
>"yes?"
>what's one more grave
>We win
I felt cool as heck
>>158927696
oh fuck she's fucking ho
>>158927812
>>158927920
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
>>158927920
>>158927812
Was wondering why I wasn't getting hard.
My dick is smarter than I am, he knew all along.
>>158928041
>he/she
>>158928104
i wish mine was god fucking damnit
>>158928104
>see tits, hips and panties
>don't get hard
have you considered the fact that you're a faggot
>>158926164
You're cool for being good at Sol because I wish I was good at Sol, hell I just wish I could play him but he's 6300 and thats about four straight days of playing. But fuck you for being a Yasuo player.
>>158927762
>2 games
2% winrate is not viable
>>158928217
>malphite/garen/nasus
definitely bronze/silver
>posts on the subreddit with 1-20 comments
we're in the dead part of the season aren't we lads
>>158927802
Sona
>>158928248
Damn, ya got me
>>158928104
does this get your dick hard anon? it has a vagina after all.
>>158926974
Twisted Fate and Annie.
The cops ain't gonna interrupt this... right?
>>158928217
There's no way you're not Bronze
Practicinghttp://i.imgur.com/RUN1iCw.png
>>158926974
>Trist and Poppy
sounds pretty comfy. I'd listen to their stories while washing their backs.
>>158928332
2lewd
>>158928332
Bandle you promised me more preggo yordles dammit!
>>158926086
...
>>158928315
Silver two, was silver one at some point
>>158923670
i wish i was at soraka's place
>>158926974
>tristana and ashe
I very much like this.
>>158928332
I was never a fan of genderbent
woulda be way better as trist poppy or lulu
>>158928332
gr8
>>158928373
me too anon, me too..
>>158926710
fills the definition, retard
are you so dense so you can't recognize a typo or something
>>158926974
>Poppy
>Malphite
>>158928360
I'll definitely draw more of those, I just wanted to try drawing something I've never drawn before. This was just a doodle for myself that I thought you all might enjoy as well.
>>158928306
pretty ripped
>>158928332A N A L
N
A
L
>>158928568
Other anons will I'm sure, but I'm a strictly-impreg kinda guy.
>>158926974
>Rumble
>Leblanc
I'm not sure how to feel about this
At least rumble won't mean any competition
So I'm watching the vod of the finals.
What the FUCK is with the castors literally explaining how the game works?
>This is a roam. A roam is where you leave the lane.
Like, no shit?!
>This is water. It is wet.
>>158928757
how else am I suppose to know what "roam" means
>>158928757
You probably watched the vod of the "new player" stream.
>>158926974
>poppy and illaoi
it's great
CONTESTGUY
WHERE
ARE
THE
RESULTS
>Literally whatWe won
>>158928826
Is there a better stream then?
The only other vod I see is of the rest of the games, not from the first game.
I can't wait to be forced to play adc's that can only build lethality next season haha love rito games
Love how duskblade gives free vision control and can be abused by people bush camping
Love how vayne can proc several hundred true damage every second with it
Love how rengar gets a cc cleanse cc immunity a heal damage in the same ability
Love that he gets 30% bonus ad
Love that ads can build edge of night and maw of malmortius to completely counter ap
I love the new tanky masteries which makes tanks impossible to kill
I love how they made fervor about half as good as it is now for adcs so that every single person takes warlords
I love plats
>>158928902
what do you mean what? the plat 5 player is probably on a long loss streak and thus had silver 1 - gold 4 mmr, it's happened to me before
>>158928984
With 38lp?
Good morning lolgen! Hope you have a nice day!
>>158928568
Bandle, did you participate in the inktober challenge?
>8 game win streak
>worry about when the losing streak starts
>10 game win streak
>worry about when the losing streak starts
>12 game win streak
>worry about when the losing streak starts
>13th game we are down 20 kills and two inhibs at 20 minutes
>Lose
>AFK players
>Lose
>Troll players
>Lose
It's finally fucking happening. I'm done with this shit game when the season ends.
Should I get Star Guardian Poppy or High Noon Jhin?
I'm going to sleep, wake me up when contestguy comes back to life
>>158929080
No you're not. You'll be right back searching for that high of the win streak. This game is virtual heroin. No matter how much you hate it, no matter how many times you quit you always come back searching for the thrill of the win.
>>158929115
High Noon Jhin, no contest
>>158929115
Jhin skins suck dick. Poppy skin is pretty good.
>>158929032
yep, she's probably getting +13 +14 lp each game as well
Do I just ride this to diamond or?
Started duoing with a friend who goes Vi or Nocturne, we've literally been winning games by jumping the enemy adc in teamfights.
>>158929058
y-you too...
>>158929181
Oh fug she really is cute
>>158929497
Bandle is super cute and I'd do anal with her.
>>158928367
.-.. --- .-.. ..-. .- --.
>>158929181
aww, looks like a really nice person
>>158929537
I would not because she has a husband.
>>158928652
And that's absolutely fine. I'll do more of that in the future as well.On a side note that artist is absolutely based.
>>158929079
I wanted to but I don't have many traditional art tools so I didn't end up doing anything for it. Maybe next year I'll get some copics and see if I can make anything nice.
>>158929640
I'm not picky, I'd anal him too
>>158926974
>Leona and Vi
This is uncomfortable...
>100 million active players per month
Riot, you're not embellishing the truth now are you?
>>158929660
Oh, I suppose it's alright, if you'd do anal with both of them.
he builds stuff like gunblade or pd on her in a few games too. pd irelia doesn't sound too bad tho, right..
>>158929647
>and see if I can make anything nice.
Everything you do is nice.
>>158929689
If you include bots, yeah sure.
Were you blown away when I closed the gap
with a new era
of
Mechanics?
Will rek'sai be better or worse next seasom in the jungle
which way would Elise wear pants
>>158929842
She's what I would like to call one of Riot's overbuffed kit champions of 2014-2015.
She needs some kind of a kit rework. Or maybe not, now that counterjungling won't be much of a thing anymore.
Hey guys it's me Talon, you remember, the edgy guy from season 3? well I've done a little growing up and stopped teleporting behind people and gotten myself in shape, I even do parkour now. I don't delete people in under a second anymore, I have counterplay now like all the cool champions. You won't call me edgy anymore right, man? I've changed.
>>158929972
how have the talon mains like scrumm and vapora dark reacted to the rework?
>>158929898
The right.
Covering the abdomen prevents her from making a web.
>>158929898
She'd probably wear legwarmers
>>158929945
>This new champion needs a kit rework
NO. Give the reworks to the oldest guys who are actually outdated
>>158929898
>elise will never give u a cup of hot choclety milk
>>158930023
I agree with this, but several newer champions are in the gutter or are seeing more and more consistent nerfs pushing them into unviable territory because of it.
>>158929972
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR NAME IS
>>158929972
Yeah but have you quit gay porn yet?
As an ADC main, this tilts me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19guy5FAo5w
>>158926974
>Twisted Fate and Brand
???
>Vi will never shoot a hot load into your mouth
I'm actually really sad.
>>158930127
what matters is our plan
>>158930358
I CARVED MY OWN PATH
YOU FOLLOWED YOUR WRATH
BUT MAYBE WE'RE BOTH THE SAME
>>158930415
for you
I bought Star Guardian Lux because it was 70% off.
I've never played Lux before.
>>158930040
>Elise will never be my wife
UGH
>tfw listening to SPOOKY stories on youtube while playing league
>tfw high as fuck
>tfw genuinely spooked as fuck
>tfw feeding from spooking
fuck
>been having terrible luck with ranked lately
>finally start winning a few matches
>terrified to queue again because I'll probably just go on ANOTHER 4 game losing streak and fall to 0 lp again
please rate my carry from the depths of le silver. Who say's supports can't carry?
>>158930646
Just don't lose again, anon!
>>158930604
lmao just fuck a random spider
>Faker wants Ahri to get an SKT skin even though he didn't fucking play her at all this year
>Bang wants Ezreal to get an SKT skin (what the fuck is up with asians and Ezreal)
>Wolf wants Karma to get an SKT skin
>Duke wants Gnar to get an SKT skin (no more Gnar please)
>Bengi wants Nidalee or Olaf to get a SKT skin (only one with common sense)
>Blank wants Zac to get an SKT skin (same as above)
>requesting skins for champs they didn't even play that much, or just reuqesting skins for champs that already have a fuckton of skins
I hate SKT more than ever right now.
I must dig
What's one more grave
I shall perform your rites
Witness the horror of the islesYorick rework is 10/10
>>158930710
Well then you go and win Worlds instead of being a little bitch about skins :^)
>>158930707
There is only one spider in this world for me
>>158930695
>you have the same number of gold as the caitlyn
that's honestly kinda sad for her
Vaporwave makes you stornger at league
>>158926974
>Jinx and Leona
>>158930703
I-I'll do my best.
>>158930823
Please give me good vaporwave to listen to while playing then
>>158930820
I took all of her gold in laning phase by last hitting with W and AD runes. Later on I proxied her wave constantly.
>>158926974
veigar and brand kek sounds shit
>>158923891
Does anyone have all the stories of Lee Sin?
Like in a pastebin or something. Have a cute yordle in return
>>158930710
But Wolf played tons of Karma?
I would love a SKT Karma even though I dont think it fits her.
I want to play strip poker with Nidalee and Janna.
Considering how little they wear it's an automatic win.
>>158930638
>High as fuck and scared out of my mind that something is eating my ass while playing league
>Realize I just have to poop
Yeah ok that's enough for tonight
>>158929181
>High noon jhin
>Bad
I'm gonna like the way you die, boy.
>>158926974
>Ziggs and Morgana
>tfw can't do lewd things with Ziggs because Morgana most likely don't want to see this
At least I can wash his back, r-right? ;_;
Does Bandle draw fem yordles with penis?
>>158930710
Anon, Faker has wanted Ahri to have an SKT skin and if he doesnt get it this year he will need to win one of the most difficult tournaments in eSports a fourth fucking time to get it
lay off cunt he earned it just give him his skin
>>158925264
I play only Ahri and Viktor when she's banned. If you're good with Orianna you could play just her
>>158930710
>what the fuck is up with asians and Ezreal
He is anime and asians love anime.
>>158931075
>Ahri gets another skin
make it STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>158930856
>My persnal fav.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8aUPJrduxw
Dope shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r2zleGxv7w
Another
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N0T2ghW44o
>>158923736
>How do you react and do you even bother buying it?
Disappointment
Never
>>158931118
I hope riot will say no and give the skt skin to Viktor, it's been a super long while since his last skin.
Also why did faker got a skin for both azir and ryze last year
>Ruler flashes then nets right back intot he SAME position just to die near the end game 1
What the FUCK was that, holy shit
He went full NA
>5500
>Need 6300
>So close but so many more games needed
fuck
What did he mean by this?
>>158926340
Please fuck me until I'm preggers.
>>158931075
I have never taken a moment to look at how large my Midlane champ pool is compared to literally any other role.
Champions I actually feel comfortable picking in each role:
Top: Garen, Darius, Nasus
Jungle: Shyvana, Yi, Fiddlesticks
ADC: Ashe
Support: Leona, Annie, Sona
Mid: Annie, Ahri, Twisted Fate, Ziggs, Karthus, Lux
I don't know what it is about mid that makes me comfortable in it. Honestly don't.
>>158931307
He meant POPPY has a COCK
I want to be FUCKED by POPPY
>>158930695
>1/14/3
I laughed at this way harder than I should have
Those two "wins" are my free wins.
The first X was a game we lost against a Shaco/Vayne duo queue. Shaco went top, Vayne went Jungle, my toplaner couldn't handle it.
The second X is a game I dodged where my teammates were speaking in incredibly broken English after locking in Teemo and Heimerdinger.
How many days do I have left again?
>>158931239
Sounds like you'll get the champion you want in about 4 more won games.
>>158931370
I-I... what!?
>>158928332
>>158928568
I liked it. Although Fem Veig's lack of a face is sorta a turn off, but that's not really your fault it's the characters design.
>>158931350
>I don't know what it is about mid that makes me comfortable in it. Honestly don't.
There is very little skill input in the lane. You can literally only have a small part of your brain engaged in it. Your itemization is safe, your farming tools are long range, and if by some miracle its an "aggressive" midlane opponent you can get all the CS from long range under your own turret.
Literally a mirrored "1v0" PvE lane. Its jungle with even fewer obligations to help the rest of your team and fewer possibilities to "fuck up" for the first 30 minutes
>pay service to boost my account
>watch as they win game after game
>wait until they're done and I can get back onto my account
>feed literally game
>tank back down even lower than I was before
>mfw all that work was wasted
>mfw they continue to boost my account
>mfw they eventually refund my money
>mfw I wasted everyone's time
>>158931426
Veigar's got a black cat like face why don't people draw r63 veigar with the same face
>>158931415
You ever hear the phrase "poppycock? That's where it comes from.
>>158931467
meant to say
>wait until they're done for the day
>>158931467
you fucking retard
I want to beDOUBLEspoiler]PENETRATED in myBUTTby Vi and Caitlyn wearing spoiler]STRAP ONS
>>158931467
>>mfw they eventually refund my money
>being allowed to play on the account while being boosted
Wanna know how I know you're lying?
>>158931467
>they refunded his money
>>158931487
Veigar has a face? Not in any of his skins where did you get that info?
>>158931542
Fag.
ARE YOU READY
TO BE LOVED
>>158931467
What did you honestly expect to happen when you were dropped in an environment with players far above your skill level?
>Azir top lane
Y/N?
>>158931487
he is a yordle so of course he's got a furry cat-rodent like face with black fur and yellow eyes.
you can see some of his fur in his classic splash an leprechaun skin as well as his old curling skin
>gold 5 in NA server
>move to China for work
>pick Ionia server, the most competitive of the 20 or so servers
>level account to 30, do placements
>5-5
>place in bronze fucking 1.
>whatever, I had some afks I'm sure I'll climb quickly
>5-10 games later I'm still unironically stuck in B1
wtf us wrong with me send help
>>158931563
Some services still allow you to play while the booster isn't boosting then they message you to let you know to log off.
>>158931664
>squishy lane pusher in long, most ganked lane
ye, do it
>>158931664
>azir ever
no
wait for buffs and fixes
>>158931664
no, don't
just don't
>>158931734
IS IT TIME TO SUCK THE FUN AGAIN?
Waveclearing is the TRUEST test of skill
>>158931785
BETTER DUCK (my waveclear)
>>158931785
right now, he's not fun to play for litterally everyone inculding the player himself.
>>158931441
>fewer obligations to help the rest of your team
You're probably higher than my shitter elo, but in my silver games, no matter how much cs I deny my mid opponent, all my opponent has to do is roam bottom for an ez double kill. No matter how many times I ping the other laners on my team just get blown the fuck up
>>158931679
It sounds like you know exactly what's wrong with you - NA servers suck dick and you're a boosted animal.
>>158931871
>You're probably higher than my shitter elo, but in my silver games, no matter how much cs I deny my mid opponent, all my opponent has to do is roam bottom for an ez double kill
Thats my point. You don't have to do this. If by some miracle you actually manage to feed mid, which is damn near impossible with the extreme waveclear power creep going on, you can STILL roam bot and collect a FREE double kill against underleved/farmed opponents to "come back"
Mid lane has the highest ratio of game impact to player input of any lane in the game and has for a while now (notice this is a ratio and I am not saying it has the highest game impact, just the most rewarding for the fewest brain cells)
>>158929647
despite the korea vs korea, what did you think of the finals? i was falling asleep by the end of game 2, but ssg really showed some spirit for 3 and 4
>>158931679
I'm gold 3 usually, but when I made a secondary account when I got tempbanned, I was unironically bronze for a while
>Playing some comfy League of Legends
>Enemy team has 2 e-girls premade with a Jhin
>Ghost ult jhin whenever I can
>Bawwwws about Hecarim in post-game
>Says that his main is d3
Guys why are Jhin players always fags?
>>158928217
There's something in Nasus playstyle that I find so therapeutic, I don't know, just being in lane waiting for that moment when the creep's hp is low to be able to stack it with your Q is so relaxing for me.You may already know that I hate you for being a malph fag tho
Xth for vxv best ship in the league of legends
>>158931028
I've never drawn futa yordles, no. It's just not my thing. I might attempt it in the future if it's commissioned, but it's not something I'm really a fan of. Nothing against those who enjoy it, of course.
>>158932175
>best
>not even canon
Are you even trying m9?
>>158932175
Umm... wouldn't Vayne rather kill Vlad? Or did Riot do something with them?
>>158932206would you do male yordles if commissioned?
>>158931594
W E C A N W O R K I T O U T
I've been wondering... can Zac morph his body?
Maybe give a aDICKor aPUSSor maybeBOTH
>>158926974
>Lulu and Lulu
Oh my god guys, I'm so sorry. I just straight up passed out. AT ANY RATE! Congratulations are in order for someone who I never thought you guys would let win:___LULU___
Thank you so much to everyone who participated, and you can find the results HERE: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_BK_DHWzFb_l5R4m6Fsk-GUZuk3kaxuaxryYlrsaXNo/edit#gid=0
>>158931831
i love something about this picture but i can't quite put my finger on it
>>158932206
I'm not talking about futa. I'm talking about regularfeminine penis.
Fuck this champ sucks but it's fun as shit to run around lategame with a Lulu Whimsy on you
>>158932367
How topical
Thinking about trying LoL out again. Iskindreda good champ? I had fun playing as her againstbotswhen she was released.
>>158932352
imagine fucking zac's pussy and him moaning with his deep voiceimagine fucking zac's pussy so hard he can't live without having cocks inside him anymore
>>158932376
her lewdwaveclear
I'm a turbo silver forever, lolg.
How do I stop my curse?
>>158932449
her big, juicy, thicccrits
>>158932309Ya te cache saltandote la barda
>>158932367
yay
What do I play mid if I'm an ADCuck? I played a lot of Yasuo in the past but as I got to higher elo I can't win lane hard and against some comps Yasuo can't team fight and I can't splitpush without tp.
>>158932267
I'm sorry but no. I don't draw nsfw of the male yordles. They're too animal-like for me. Again, nothing against those who enjoy that sort of thing. We all have our preferences.
>>158932578
[a huevo puto]
>>158932442
That's a lot to take in, anon. Holy shit.
>>158932703
Would it be squishy, yet tight at the same time?
>Only getting 80 IP for a won game
Am I doing something wrong?
>>158932247
It's a rape ship.
>>158931679
Those jokes about NA plat being like silver 1 in Korea and China?
Well,
those weren't jokes.
>>158932636
Would you draw housewife Lulu skin concept?
>>158932442
that's hot but zac is too nice and good to deserve this kind of treatment
>>158932773
Being amorphous I'd imagine it wouldn't be hard for him to "accommodate" to suit your needs :^)TIGHT ON THE OUTSIDE, SOFT ON THE INSIDE
>>158932636
how bout popstar ziggs dressed as michael jackson?
>>158932820
Yes, you're not paying for a Riot Gamesâ„¢ IPâ„¢ boost. Think of all the IPâ„¢ you're missing out on, and for only a small payment of 180 RPâ„¢ its a steal!
Listening to mad world music while playing feels so goodIF YOU WANNA CHASEI WON'T LEAVE A TRACE
>no wrestler champ
why is this game so shit?
>>158932986
Funny, but is there anything I should be doing better in-game to get more? What determines how much you'll get?
>>158933010
Because you're here.
If you left everything would be perfect. There'd be a wrestler champ. Every champ would get picked at least once per worlds. CLG would be SKT in an amazing 5 game series. Riot would give away a dozen free mystery skins to everyone.
You ruined it all anon.
>>158933053
The only things that determine IP gains are whether you win or lose and how long the game is. You also get bonus IP for first win of the day. Winning games is important if you want to get decent amounts of IP
>>158933053
Trust me, I wish I knew. Grinding enough IP to buy Jhin, especially with the 10 game losing streak I'm on now fucking sucks.
>>158933094
wtf i hate anon now
>>158933094good i don't plan and leaving
>>158933053
only wether or not you win and the game length affects IP gain
>>158933010
Are you telling me you don't want to wrestle with Braum?
Aatrox have the best lore
too bad it's underdeveloped
>>158933121
Oh wow, I'm grinding for Jhin too. I can't wait.
>>158933151i want to sexually wrestle with braum
>Even with two free wins you can't squeeze one bloody win out of the stone that is promos
Why are promos a thing again?
Who /unranked/ here ?
>>158931176
Easyhoon got the Azir skin
>my team has riben main that goes 0/4 and a caitlyn who's like 3/10 by 30 minutes
>enemy team has turbocunt nidalee basically living in your jungle and laugh-spamming singed with a 70% winrate
>against all odds and logic (and a lot thanks to singed being retarded) we actually manage to scrap through everything and win
I'm exhausted.
But satisfied.
>>158933225
All the champs I own have long stopped being any fun, and all the ones that look fun are 6300, with Jhin being at the top of the fun pyramid. Good luck on farming, were gonna need it
Hmmm
I HAVE NOW LOST MY PROMOS TO GET TO PLAT 1
NINETEEN TIMES
N I N E T E E N T I M E S
EVERY SINGLE TIME ITS FUCKING 1 WIN AND 2 LOSSES
EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME
JUST LET ME GET FUCKING DIAMOND YOU CUNTS IVE BEEN PLAT 2 FOR NEARLY A MONTH
>>158926974
>Miss Fortune and Ahri
damn i don't even know who i'd try to get cozy with
>>158933451
Urgot has a foot fetish.
>>158933451
holy shit
there's a skin where you carry an abducted woman?
please tell me it looks like that in-game
>>158933451
Wow riot promoting rape culture I can't believe this uninstalled #triggered
>>158933606
it doesnt.
How 2 Viktor:
Get the first upgrade ASAP
Upgrade E
E minion wave
Go bot (if you can get the jungler to follow you even better)
Collect free double kill
Come back to mid
E the next minion wave
Go top and collect your free kill
Come back to mid
E the minion wave
Repeat
this season is truly outrageous for me
and people said i wont even get platin as taric main
feelsgood
>>158933451
>tfw his butthole is carved in the front of his stomach
>>158933010
>no void parasite support champ that fuses with their adc or teammates to give them buffs
>no "The Thing"/eldritch abomination champ which changes form depending on how many other champions it absorbs
>no self-bantering hydra champion with a passive where its heads detach and accommodate fellow team members by doing occasional bursts of true damage upon death until the next respawn
>no spirit champion based on the seasons that morphs the terrain for personal advantages, like setting bushes on fire or creating a frozen pathway along the river for added speed
>no freljord or kumungu jungler that tames jungle camp beasts and uses them as companions
>no hextech copy-cat champion that replicates one of the skills and the ult of an enemy champion
>still no proper duo/twins champion where it feels like you're controlling two champions simultaneousl, Kindred and Orianna don't even come close
>no upgradable robot champion that can modify its kit to be that of an ADC, assassin or fighter at the start of a game for the rest of the match
>no shadow isles champion that can posses minions or inanimate objects such as wards and turrets to follow and/or fight for you
>no reverse-Rek'Sai where the champion flies in the air and drops artillery for a gank, rather than tunneling underground and popping up to attack them
>>158933723
that's sexy
you can fuck his asshole while kissing him at the same damn time
>>158932869
>>158932985
Those sound great! I just don't find the male yordles sexually attractive so I would rather not draw them in that sort of way. SFW of them is alright with me, though.
what is your streamfu wearing today?
>>158933526
>~1000 games every season from s3 to s6 (no data for s1 & 2)
>so 4000+ ranked games
still not Diamond
top kek
git gud man
>Just realized that Jhin's voice sounds familiar
>Look up his VA
>He's Raiden
holy shit
>>158933784
damn strait, i like your thinkin'
>>158930354
>vi will never shove her hairy large cock down your throat and shoot a load in your mouth
I have this feel every day anon
every day
>>158933797
>hotdoggg
>>158933962
>tfw you needed something to keep the ripper in check when he was knee deep in bodies
>>158934018
seek psychiatric help anon
>>158933797
>hotshot is so feeble that a 4 foot asian woman can wrap his arms all the way around him
his fucking arms are tucked in too COME ON LOLG HE NEEDS HELP HES FUCKING DYINB
>>158934018
Finally. Someone who shares my pain.
>>158934219
Pretty sure it's not a matter of being muscular, fatty.
>>158933260
lets do it step by step
>promos are breakpoints between the linear progression between divisions and tiers
>without promos every win and every lose affects your progress
>with promos you can lose 1 game in each division-promo with no effect on your progress
>with promos you can lose 2 games in each tier-promo with no effect on your Progress
>below platin you have promohelper which gifts you a free win everytime you enter a promo which you have tried before
>so linear progression means that you will only Progress if you have a winrate > 50%
>while with the promo system (which gives you free wins up to a certain point and allows you to lose without actually losing anything) you can be below 50% winrate and still climb
so all in all riot implemented a system that tries to get you up and wants you to climb even if you lose more than half of your games
what do you want more?
just git gud and stop crying
>>158929698
>1.2 million mastery on irelia
>gold fucking four
>tfw i picked this game up 2 months ago 70 ranked games played and plat 5 pushing 4
>>158929698
I guess it's okay but trinity is just SO much better for an attackspeed item on her
>>158934326
>you have promohelper which gifts you a free win everytime you enter a promo which you have tried before
Is there a limit to this?
I've reached my gold V promo series 3 times now, and by the third I started it with 2 wins (but still fucking lost the next 3 games).
Does that mean if I can just make it again I'll automatically win it or does it cap out at 2?
>>158934465
caps out at two cuckboy
>>158934380
>2 months playing
>70 ranked games
>claims plat 5 skill
post screenshot while logged in and let me check on loltimeplayed and if you even played solo
(you dont even have to post all accounts you play on. i wont be too hard on you)
tfw no Lulu to pleasure with my tongue
>>158934498
darn.
well hey maybe my luck will finally turn around over the course of this week.
>>158926974
Tristana and Wukong
Pretty damn comfy actually.
good morning
have a great day friends!!
>>158934162
Unfortunatly they dont consider homosexuality a psychological problem anymore.
>>158934507
read it and weep
>>158934440
yea, he went tri force, pd, tanky (sterak's i believe).
>>158934535
affirmative general
>>158933717
p..pls respond.
i thought atleast lolg could validate my effort and be happy with me
>>158934518
If you cannot be the defining factor in a SINGLE WIN over THREE games in SILVER ONE you don't deserve to be Gold desu
>>158934507
I met an anon from here who got Plat 5 in like two months of playing having never played before. He played Akali and Graves
You can git gud at this game if you're both not retarded and just put the effort in. He reached out to ask higher elo players some questions, learned how to play, and then applied that stuff to climb
>>158934597
wasn't this anon, guy I know is on NA
>>158934651
post poutine first
>Enemy keeps saying "worth" in all chat
>We end up winning from behind
>Say worth in pregame lobby
>They start to rage
>Leave
>They try and add me
>Decline
>mfw
>>158934651
Good job Anon
i am myself a regular player of Taric and i appreciate your effort
you are very good
*smooch*
>>158934675
But I've gotten gold 2 other seasons already.
This has been some extreme shit luck. I know you won't believe me but I know my own life.
>>158934597
>already played ranked in season 3 (no data for season 1 & 2)
>account lvl 30 atleast for 4 seasons
>games played with the same premades
this is obviously some secondary account from someone or even a bought account where you "smurf" on and try to claim stupid things
cmon post your main account with the 4k+ games at around plat 3 elo you shitter
>>158934707
>been playing the game for 6 years now
>the only people that ever try to add me are flamers after i league post game lobby
i even play /vg/ vs /vg/s all the time
>>158934739
Yes, just like how Armstrong is stuck in Diamond 5 after almost 2k games when he's actually Challenger, simply because it was an unlucky season with over a thousand different bad teams that held him back
>>158933717
>>158934651
Good shit Anon, keep it up
Prepare your ADC's anus for next season in the assassin meta and get ready to build some Knight's Vow Taric
>>158934219
LMAOing @ ur life fat fuck
>call myself a midlaner
>champs that pros use: Syndra, Lissandra, Ryze, Cassiopeia
>champs that I use: Lux, Orianna, Anivia
>mfw
I wish I was good at following the meta
>>158934856
>>158934732
merci brehs
anus is always prepared with taric
>>158934887
>pros don't use Orianna
huh?
>>158934845
>wanting friends in League
why?
>>158934845
who the fuck are you
>>158934887
fuck the meta
play waht you want
>tfw on a winning streak AND in promos
The anxiety
>Can I jung pls?
No, no you can't. Just fucking dodge like everyone else if you want to jungle that badly.
Is yorick supposed to do no damage late game? Because I feel like I do absolutely 0 damage late game as him.
>>158926587
>an entire nation of mary sues
they wold be unstoppable if it wasn't "the noble thing to do" to not wage war
>Try to dodge
>Literally won't let me exit the client
I want to say I don't want Gold anymore but I fucking do.
I don't even want the trash fucking Maokai skin I just want that retarded Gold border like I've gotten the last two fucking years and good goddamn I can't fucking do it.
Even with two free fucking wins in my promos I can't fucking do it.
>>158935297
ill group with you, if you're on NA server, im an adc main
I know the struggle, I recently got gold too.
I don't mind helping you climb.
IGN: SullyCue
>there are silver surfers ITT RIGHT NOW who can't get out of silver despite tryharding
>>158935387
They may not know the starting point to getting better.
>>158935361
Fucking kill yourself nigger.
>>158935186
Yorick doesn't deal damage. He orders his ghouls to do damage. His ghouls do some good damage if you have Black Cleaver and Death Dance
>>158934535
Who are you?
>>158935436
tbqh familia go kys: ^)
>mid karma when you have a maokai on the team
holy fuck this is almost 100% puregrade freelo
>tfw coffeebro will never return
>>158935451
Damn, so basically you can't teamfight without your ult at all, correct?
>>158935567
>mfw I'm the one who drove him off and got mods to start banning him
>>158935627
Nice
Now do it to lulufag and the other shitposters
>>158935672
Nah I barely even come to this shithole of a general any more.
>>158935567
>ferny will never come back
WHY IS EVERYONE FUCKING DODGING
AND WHY IS THE ONE MATCH I COULD GET INTO A FUCKING REMAKE
How do I play Yorick during mid-late game? I do well early game and then I just get decimated because I have no idea what to do
>>158935627
Remember the time we had a guy from Riot here who leaked us cool shit like Nautilus and some faggot tripfag ratted on him and he got fired?
Better times my friend
FUCKING FROGPOSTERS GET OUT
>>158935567
>>158935719
Fuck that. I miss ourgirl.
Is there any website that shows what supports synergise well with which ADCs?
I love playing Leona but I've noticed that I engage and my ADC doesn't secure the kill
I'm then forced to ignite my target and that can occasionally grant me the kill and that seems to piss of 70% of the ADCs I've been with.
>>158935805
>Jinxanon
>our girl
OUR GIRL is Remilia, Anon
>>158935742
Yeah, I miss him
Literally no reason to come here over reddit
>>158935846
Play Thresh.
He's like Leona but ten times better in every possible way.
>>158935129
Don't worry rito's spaghetti code will give you a winning streak but instantly give you the worst kind of players during your promos
>>158935719
>tfw have ferny nudes
>>158935846
leona works well with twitch,sivir and corki because they can easily proc your passive
>>158935573
If you fight in the jungle you must have your ult to be able to do something other than running away
If you fight in lane you may not be as fucked up if there's enemy minions you can transform into your ghouls
How to make a Vayne ragequit: Do this.
There was more but I didn't screencap it all, was busy roaming and diving everyone.
League is so fun.
I want Shyvana to sit on my face!
>>158936236
>>158934840
my main is on Dota. I leveled the account myself and played casually with some coworkers back in the day, now i'm back to meme before the season ends
anything else?
>do one ranked game and get into silver 1
>korea wins>pretty sure dad cheats on mom
>Jungle Warwick
>Every game in my match history for the past 2-3 months has been jungle Warwick
>Pretty much all victories
>Normal blind pick
>Oh god why am I doing this
>My team instantly start bitching at each other
>Support and adc are obviously premade and are on something like skype
>Top Quinn "Don't worry guys, she's a viable top, just wait and see"
>Mid Nidalee
>Bott Thresh and Tristana
>Quinn gives first blood at 3 mins
>Nidalee fails constantly
>Thresh can't land his grab for shit
>Tristana feeding
>All turrets pushed
>Inhibs down
>Everyone dies when they go to check Baron
>They didn't wait for me
>Only one alive
>Oh fuck this shit
>B and grab Warmogs
>Jump onto Ez with my ult and activate Hydra
>Rape his ass
>Kill Katarina
>Singed throws me away
>Flash towards him
>Kill him
>Lulu and GP start to run
>Hit Lulu a few times
>Passive activates
>kill GP
>Kill Lulu
>PENTA KILL
>Destroy 2 mid turrets
>Head cos low health
>Finish build
>Team now think we can win
>All push mid
>Inhib down and in base
>Enemy team start to spawn
>Fucking killing time
>Kill Ez again
>DOUBLE KILL
>TRIPLE KILL
>QUADRA KILL
>PENTA KILL
>Holy fuck what have I become
>Rape last 2 turrets and Nexus
>Holy fuck WW GG
>GG wp WW
>5 honourable opponent
>4 teamwork
>6 friends requests
>2 game invites
Regularly get pentas now, silver 1 and about to head into gold league. Warwick is a fucking killing machine with the right items.
tfw riot is so retarded one should use a third party site to check till what date you can buy legacy skins
>>158926974
>Garen and Renekton
Feels Good Man
>>158936378
Realistic version of this pasta
>Jump on ez
>He activates qss
>I get shredded and die instantly due to mortal reminder
>cait every single game
Hot damn, this match was spicy.
>>158926974
>Kindred and Hecarim
How am I supposed to get that Lamb booty when my dick pales in comparison to Hecarim's giant horsecock?
>>158936568
i hope i can be like you
you are my hero anon
>>158936514
don't you mean ez every fucking game
and god do I hate ez. I hate how you can't touch him in lane cuz he can farm from 1100 range away with q. i hate how he can walk around the map like an idiot and fear nothing because he can use his 3 s cd blink to get away if he's in danger. i hate how he scales like a motherfucker. fuck that champ dude.
>>158936679
Thank you, my friend. I'm just spamming yordle matches and hoping for the best.
>>158936514
>long range utility champions are in
>mid game champions are kicked out again
Wait until the item changes and you see corki/lucian/sivir running around again
>>158933758
>Still no Noxian Support
>>158936236
>Be stressed after work
>Go home to play your favorite video game, League of Legends
>Pick your favorite champion, Vayne
>This happens
I would have done the same
>>158936795
WAAAAAR and Angelboobs are great supports.
>>158936795
>it's a female dominatrix support that has a whip
>deals %health damage to everyone but gives positive buffs like bonus AD/MS/AS
>ulti is a long range skarner ult that drags the enemy champion while insulting it
>>158936826
It's better than the standard toxicity and vaynespotting Vaynes seem to invoke in their games and I'd find it cute desu.
>>158926587
i think its because that image doesnt really reflect the lore. Fioras fluff gave kinda grim look of people being hanged on the streets but that isnt certainly the case there.
>>158935246
>demacia
>noble
Pick one. You could make an argument that even Noxians have better ethics
How to I actually kill someone with nunu jng?
>>158936964
You don't, you just slow them and annoy them till they give up.
>>158936921
>Noxus
>litteraly RULES OF NATURE-tier ethics
>Watch a game of LoL esports
>1 kill every 5 minutes
>Watch a game of dota
>1 kill every 30 seconds
>Watch a game of SC2
>jk nobody watches sc2
so like
isn't this game kinda boring and slow paced
or is it supposed to be strategic like a turn based game
is draven a memepick?
>>158937000
Yes ever since they removed his bleed mechanic,he's shit
>>158936964
just run beside them while pressing E every few seconds
they're bound to die some day
>>158936982
So basically farm buffs,solo dragons and slow enemy while ganking?
>>158936984
Rules of nature ethics do mean that everybody at least plays by the same rules. In Demacia nobles and rabble have different punishments.
In a nutshell poor Noxus can become rich but in demacia poor remain poor.
Also noxus has free healthcare for pure. Free healing magic
>>158937051
Yes you steal every camp from the enemy jungler to make them as shitty as you but since you have a FREE AS/MS you just buff your adc til you win
>Not carrying your worthless team w/ heals
:3
>>158936236
>Vayne losing to Vlad
kek
>season ending soon
>want to get diamond on smurf
>feel like I have 0 motivation to even open the game anymore
these changes cant come fast enough, not because they are good but because its actually going to be something new
so tired of seeing the same 10 champions in ranked every game
>>158937160
>tfw no girl/>girl support to heal my champion and my cock while I carry her/>her
kill me
>>158937160
>carrying
You didn't carry shit. Stay silver
>>158937102
>Rules of nature ethics do mean that everybody at least plays by the same rules.
the rules of nature also include that a powerful person can avoid being punished by the law because he can bend or ignore the law, the rules of nature are not a forced legal equality
>>158937247
>implying you wouldn't get soft in the knees at the sight of this
>>158936996
I don't really know.
It depends on who's playing against who, with what kind of team composition, which champions, and what strategy are they going for.
But to be honest
1 kill/5 minutes = Two good teams or a lategame/deathball comp trying to avoid getting assfucked in the earlygame
1 kill/30 seconds = Clown fiesta
>>158937343
That happens in every society though,even in ours. The fact is that in Noxus you can become that person while in demacia you,your children and everyone else who isnt high up on the ladder will never become powerful or rich.
Noxus has some levels of equality while Demacia has none. Well given Noxus is in somewhat in medieval time periord its still remarkable
>>158937414
fuck off faggotmaybe
>>158937341
What do you mean?
They would have died without my heals.
>join group
>girl invites us to her discord
>no1 brownosing, looks like everyone is not a virgin in here
>okay this looks comfy
>comfy game
>THE GIRL STARTS RAGING
>we're all plat
>she's gold with 1k ranked games
>starts blaming us
>mutes herself
>she doesn't join second game
>we assrape the other team
Did not expect that at all
>>158937324
>>tfw no girl/>girl support to heal my champion and my cock while I carry her/>her
What the fuck is this virgin even saying lmao im sorry bro but to support your dick first you need to unfuse it from your crusty ballsack and most girls arent engineers
>>158937341
We don't bully Soraka mains here, anon.
:^)
>>158937630
thank you for the (you). Ive posted in this thread five times and still had yet to get one. I can now sleep
>>158937630
why does that girl have nipples on her cheeks
>>158937719
Reply to my posts and you will always get yous :)
>>158937719
>>158937594
Women have that ability to smell your happyness and will do anything to take it away from you
It has always been like that
>Decide to try out Brand for the first time in a normal.
>Pitched against a turbotryhard mastery 6 Yasuo.
>Everyone in both teams has at least mastery 5.
T-Thanks Riot.
Life is eternal pain
>0 votes for Ahri https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_BK_DHWzFb_l5R4m6Fsk-GUZuk3kaxuaxryYlrsaXNo/edit#gid=0
Sweet.
>>158937160
This is a troll post, right?
>>158937719
>>158937719
Dont worry my fami mami I got your back so go to bed manuel I got you covered on the shitposts here, taking point from here on out. Pepe Mike.
If you sleep on your belly don't fuck your mattress. it breaks your boner.
Oyasuminasai
>>158937851
Not quite eternal, so you've got that going for you.
Egirl mains, guess the elo.
>>158937975
Silver.
>>158937975
High Gold or Low Plat
>>158936319
its ok, as i said i wont be too hard on you
but why lie on the internet mane? no need to answer
>>158937901
>Pepe Mike.
>If you sleep on your belly don't fuck your mattress. it breaks your boner.
What?
>>158938085
hmm guess you've never heard of dota
>>158936689
>ez
>scales
good joke bruh
>>158938158
http://www.healthystrokes.com/index.html
Stay informed stay healthy my brother.
How is Udyr top lane? Feel like he should be strong with his splitpushing and strong 1v1
>>158926974
Miss Fortune and Rammus. I knew I should have jungled with Elise....
We really shouldn't have won the laning phase. They were gracious in defeat, though.
did imaqtpie used to be our guy? whats the proof?
>>158938528
Bandlebro is boosting Tomoka?
>>158938626
tomoka is boosting bandlebro?
>>158938564
>did imaqtpie used to be our guy?
>used to be
He is eternally our guy cunt
>>158938653
tomoka you couldn't boost a fucking elevator
do I need a zeal item as jungle graves? I always get jungle item / ghostblade / ga / boots / maw / and last item is either phantom dancer or deaths dance but both feel awkward when i buy them
>>158938528
Who the fuck still plays Yi?
>>158938704
>>158938653
nobody could boost bandlebro
she's too fat
>>158938528
Dat Syndra.
>>158938507
>Implying Rammus isn't the chillest bro ever
>>158938735
She looks pretty small in the pictures I've seen I bet I could bench press her.
Someone got that angry picture of syndra from yesterday?
>>158938658
proof?
>>158938726
Red smite and Phantom Dancer give you 32% damage reduction.
>>158938915
Damage reduction stacks multiplicatively like every other % stat in the game except attack speed
>>158938953
Yeah, you are right, but it's still a lot.
Name a champion that's so far out of the meta that newer players don't even know what they do.
Relic or coin which one do you guys think is better on Mao? I'm loving relic so far and the hp and shield. But when I think about the coin is great for engaging.
>>158939098
ivern
>>158939117
Late game I'd rather have a coin support than a mountain support.
>get more farm than laners and so few deaths
>still no S
FUCKING SION WHY ARE YOU SO HARD TO MASTER 7
>>158938564
He met his team through 4chan if I remember correctly
>>158939098
signed and illaoi
>>158938528
>>158938868
Bandlebro do you weigh less than 200lbs? If so then I can bench you. I understand if choose not to answer regardless of your weight though. I could never bring myself to asking this IRL. Thankfully 4chan is anonymous so I can sate my curiosity without repercussions.
League of Legends.
>>158939098
The least played champions right now are Urgot, Galio, and then Kalista so one of those three I guess. Unless they are so unpopular it's a meme so people know.
>>158939162
you need to die less
>>158939117righteous glory/coin/ghost/deadmans/boots3 volibear
>>158939098
Literally the only possible way ANY Morde player has success with that garbage can is by abusing other player's not knowing what the fuck he does (which is be useless with good opponents)
Wouldn't longsword 3 pots beat dorans 1 pot in bottom lane?
>>158933526
Have you considered that you've reached your current elo?
>>158939098
full damage wukong
even challengers never expect the burst
>>158939292
>>158939098
Was going to say Mordekaiser.
I still get multiple "wtf" whenever I get a dragon ghost.
>play support AP ezreal
>jhin is afraid to fight and gets us killed 3 times early game
>say fuck it and just start 2v1ing the lane while trying to teach him how to play
>he starts fighting a little bit kinda
>we end up carrying the game
Why do people that don't know how to play ADC play ADC? It's k tho cause this one actually listened to reason instead of raging out so I guess that makes him the 1%
>>158939431
kys
>tfw Dotard who hasn't played since Season 1
Can I do it?
Can I make Diamond my very first border?
How long untilt he season ends?
>>158939098
Galio
>>158939431
probably because autofill shoves you into roles you never want to do at primetime during weekends
what a fucking shitty system, whoever designed this cancer should honestly be fucking banned from anything videogame related
i dont give a fuck how long I need to wait I actually want to get the role I can play instead of waiting less but getting something thats just autoloss
>>158939421
That pic just gave me this delicious mental image of the eventual Noxus event including a fight between Morde and Vlad where Vlad is completely fucking useless because blood magic won't do shit to Morde and Morde just crushes his head with one hand while Vlad screams about how unfair it is.
twitter.com/MonteCristo/status/738248336449277952
Does Monte seriously make seven figures?
>>158939502
man, i play galio, and even im not sure what to do when im facing him, i never fucking see him
>why is he healing so m-
>oh right
>>158937505
>in demacia you,your children and everyone else who isnt high up on the ladder will never become powerful or rich
no medieval city was like that
>have a route to easily escape
>"I CAN TURN ON THEM GUYS WATCH!!1!"
Say what you will about Vayne players, Rivens are the biggest culprits for this shit.
>>158939431
>pick a retarded meme support
>surprised when your adc has no fucking idea what you want
>>158939494
>if you don't play meta you should kys
I have a 70% win rate when playing shit like shaco and teemo support, ezreal is fucking free by comparison
but you never learned how to play league did you, you only abuse meta picks to climb
>>158939575
morello, ignite and mortal reminder hardcounter him
>>158937505
>be noxian
>get murdered by some random farmer trying to get noticed
>be demacian
>be poor but at least im not noxian
>>158931239
>not buying 3 tokens for 5100 and unlockin random 6300 champ
what is this 2011?
>>158939667
kill yourself twice you double nigger
>>158923806
It's goodin Silver :^)
>>158939676
>morello
>implying mages will ever get galio below half health
say that to my MR blues, yellows, and quints and not online
>ignite ticks
>have spirit visage
>still heal through the ignite and grievous
>>158939553
holy shit
>>158939152
Ya I was thinking the engaging is super good end game but the Hp from relic early is so good. But the Point Runner is great for diving. Man its so hard to pick.
>>158939243
I'm keep my Voli bear in the jg.
>>158939495
About 8 days, you can do it.
>>158937505
>while in demacia you,your children and everyone else who isnt high up on the ladder will never become powerful or rich.
Reminder that Shyvana was a pariah and now is a member of the Royal Guard.
Reminder Quinn was just a peasant girl and is now the King's own scout.
Reminder Xin Zhao was a noxian slave and is now Demacia's seneschal.
Reminder Sona was an ionian orphan and is now a demacian noble and the world's most renowned musician.
Reminder Galio was a rock and now is a gargoyle.
Reminder the only way Darius, Draven, Talon or Swain ever managed to go up the ladder was by killing whoever was higher then taking their place themselves before anyone else could.
>>158939098
you need to also compare that pick to what the bots pick so I would say singed
>>158939658
>AP ezreal support
>confusing
nigga hes just an assassin, you should all in 24/7, if that's too complex for him then he shouldn't be in the role
it was a fucking vayne thresh lane, and he was dying to thresh 1v1, and I 2v1d the lane, as is easy to do with AP ezreal, its more that most people are afraid to fucking fight bot lane
When I get people that know how to play ADC we turn 2v4 fights, its not rocket science
>>158923806
FroMallet, Gunblade, Phantom Dancer, Void Staff, Rageblade, whatever boots.
Have fun man.
>>158939667
>support
i bet your bought dmg
when will people understand that support stands mostly i repeat mostly for peeling your unmobile carries
>>158939748
I faced a good galio main the other day actually, he was fucking pissed at me because I would just camp my backline and ult whenever I saw him going it so it would autocancel his flash ults
>>158939792
Noxus completely BTFO.
>>158939542
karu why are you back
i mean i btfo a bunch of teams w wu thanks to your advice but
I thought you were free from here
>>158939836
>he's never wandered into bot lane when shaco has 45% cdr and maxed boxes
>he's never tried to gank anything surrounded by teemo shrooms
mate..
>>158939895
>tfw support
>tfw just roam top with trinket and shit on teemo
Every time
>>158939929
>be teemo
>im that faggot that rushes zzrot into deadmans
its funny being a piece of shit sometimes
>>158939869
I never left, I just posted without my waifu so you cant tell its me
also what else is there to play? overshit bombed hardcore with its shallow shitty gameplay devoid of any skill, legion fucking sucks massive dick and no other good games coming out any time soon.
>>158939825
>Have fun man.
Man, even retards at /r/mordekaisermains make better builds. At least you tried.yea, I visit reddit
Post chill soloqueue music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ePGHt-ae2E
Welp goodbye such a pretty match history on my Irelia smurf...
post webms
>>158939895
how about out of lane stuff, illaoi is godlike top but is shitty at every other aspect, same for your bottom "supports"
your ad/ap carries is more than enough to win games with decent peel aka support, your ad alone don't stand a chance vs riven or any other bruisers mid game without any help
>>158940038
>he doesnt know
outside of the rageblade i rarely ever get to build, you will absolutely dumpster anyone in a mano y mano fight with that build
>>158939495
I'm in a similar situation
>Plat 2 a week ago
>Demoted until Plat 5
>Got back to Plat 3 today
Is ranking up to Diamond from P3 in a week realistic?
>>158940046
This is tilting material
>>158937505
>>158939792
Demacia has double the cases of people being able to become rich and powerful and they're all for actual personal merits and not just being a murderhobo.
>>158940139
tilting the enemy ADC is your only true job as an ADC.
>>158940046
>people think zed is going to be magically good after his ult change
>>158940119
I mean, if it works for you, bless you.
>>158940046
I have a plays.tv recording / clip that I want to turn into a .webm, how exactly do I do that?
Why doesn't anybody jungle Rumble anymore?
>>158940209
>>158940214
>>158940046
Quick how do i make a webm that's not 3000 terabytes
>>158940209
You luckly bastard. I love it when Lux gives me the chance to kill her by channeling the ult.
>>158939648
If she didn't waste her flash, she could have actually turned it.
>>158940214
>3 level disadvantage
>still goes in
it's not even the champ at this point, ir's the players.
>>158940229
>>158940297
I use 'WebM for Bakas'
>>158940046
>>158940214
Literally how do you get that much AD with such little items?
>>158940214
Wukong is one my least favorite champs to play against. I'm going to see him a lot more once the asassin update goes live aren't I?
Sigh.
>low elo tilt tactics
>>158940381
Baron buff and fire drakes probably. He also takes scaling ad runes so that helps too.
>>158940381
>such little
>75 from drakthars
>60? from youmuus
>60 from warrior
>25 from longsword and shiv
>level 16
>probably has bonus AD mastery
>runes
who can carry me from silver III to gold, lolg?
>>158940462
You gotta up the cheese level
>>158940340
>Metroid
>Swedish
Is this a VG or some inner circle meme match? When was this?
>>158940408
not really, wukong is never going to be popular because he is one of the most misunderstood champs in the game
even with the new items people will build him tank instead of damage / tanky
shit like ravenous hydra being recommended is legit a brick wall that makes people underperform on him
also everyone will be too busy playing the new shiny stealth nerfed assassins to care about monekyman
>>158940381
baron buff and probably infernal drake
I think this nocturne had a grudge against the people on the other team.
>>158939226
I weigh 155lbs.
>>158940557
>they didn't bother to wonder where the support and jungler was
>>158940647
What's your tumblr?
>>158940634
>This is healthy design
If only Wu got put onto the spotlight
>>158926974
Gnar
Rumble
Gnar will refuse to get in the water initially but end up messing around with toys or some shit like most children. Rumble's pretty quiet and cleans himself very meticulously.
>>158940046
Figured out how to make .webms
>>158940647
oh, I meant pounds. I'm sorry, very tired.
>>158940739bandlebroblog/bandlebootiesfirst one is sfw art and the second is my nsfw
>>158940771
gj anon
>>158940663
That's a Shen top lane my dude
Their Ekko started at our blue and Renek goes to ward for Elise at her red buff
>>158940598
was just some draft normals game we all played one time
>>158940634
I always run into good Wukongs that one shot every squishy and get away perfectly. Fucking nightmare. Unless they are on my team where they do no damage ult at fucking random. It's worth the bad every damn time.
>>158940647
whats your height
>>158940801
Bandlebro please if my Tristana folder gets any bigger my computer might just suicide.
My life has only gotten worse for the past six years
>>158940634
>shit like ravenous hydra
Hyrdra is fine mate, e-aa-q-tiamat kills the squishy later on so you dont have to rely on ult.
>image limit reached
I guess that's it for Webms
>>158940906
I'm sorry, someone posted it lastnight and it was too cute not to share.
>>158940878
I'm not entirely sure. Around 5', maybe a little taller.
>>158940801
>I've been following bandlebroblog
I've been wondering why I haven't gotten a good fap in a while
>>158940801
lbs is poounds. So yes I can bench you.
>>158941013
I posted that last night! Also you need to finish this sketch for science http://bandlebooties.tumblr.com/post/151688224991
I have a webm that's 8 MB
how do a make it less than that
>>158941082
Will do, my friend.
>>158941080
I'm sorry, I just had a lot of people request I separate the two for those who are uncomfortable with nsfw content.
>>158941230
>>158941230
>>158941230
migrate when ready
>image limit reached
>>158941181
I'll show you when we make a new thread
I have a 'tutorial' in the form of a webm
>>158941187
You excited that Lulu won a contest? https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_BK_DHWzFb_l5R4m6Fsk-GUZuk3kaxuaxryYlrsaXNo/edit#gid=0
And I'm looking forward to that being done someday.
>>158941285
>>158941285
>>158941285
Rotate top to acquire turret gold.
>>158941253
>>158941334
This is my favorite meme
>>158940408
>now has an on-demand spell shield with similar cd to his stealth
>can't pink his stealth
Dis gon b gud
So you fuckers just move when a thread goes pass image limit?
>>158938564
He literally catfished people on 4chan. How more our guy could he be?
>>158940771
This is really satisfying to watch.