>booty edition
eyosongive.us
>Patch Notes:
http://na.leagueoflegends.com/en/news/game-updates/patch
>Useful Sites:
http://www.lolskill.net/
http://op.gg
http://champion.gg
http://counterplay.xyz
http://surrenderat20.net
I love Lissandra!
AMA
Is NA down for anyone else?
I wanna get Lux teen pregnant!
xth for sticking your dick in crazy
SEXUALIZE
YORDLE
BOYSespecially teemo, kled and ziggs
>>158903595
Booty!
>>158903674
why do you love an ice cold bitch when you could have a yordle?
Reminder that we're getting a new assassin, save up your 7800 ip.
>>158903674
when are you killing yourself?
Trundle, Irelia, or Victor?
>>158903435
As a midlaner, I don't mind Lulu mid.
But Lulu top is CANCER
Ranged toplaners are already bad, but a ranged toplaner with point and click hard cc? It's one of the least fun things to play against.
>>158903764
>*howling Abyss shopkeeper impression*
>" A YORDLE? BAH!"
Akali is literally perfection
0 flaws
>>158903674
>Lissandra is all about ice
>Leona is all about sun
>Sunlight melts Ice
Why are you in love with the objectively inferior woman?
>Lissandra radiates a cold and unforgiving aura of death
>Leona radiates a warm and welcoming aura of life
>>158903783
Most assassins are my kryptonite; the only one I can do well with is Nidaleeand sometimes Shaco
How do you play Jhin? I'm listening to Cher but what else can I do
>>158903783
Source? Or are you just shitposting? If it happens I'm hoping fora cute female yordle assassin.
>>158903674
Tell me about Lissandra.
Why does she wear the mask?
Join our lolghusb&o group on League! Must be dedicated or love your husbando unconditionally.
We are seeking three more to add onto our group. c: Join pls.
>>158903873
>0 flawsMy dick isn't in her.
eyo i know this is a big request but would someone please post some old memes
>>158903840
>>158903873
medieval philosophers considered not actually existing as a huge flaw. thankfully, my freshmen philosophy course allowed me to pass along this vital wisdom to you
>>158903882
Sunlight also give you skin cancer
Fuck the sun
>>158903908
Class updates have always coincided with a new champion from that class, and we're overdo for an assassin anyhow.
Post wild rides.Draven was 17/0 at one point.
There are literally 0 (ZERO) good waifus in league.
Do I have to main Twisted Fate now?
>tfw no adc gf
>>158904090
>reksai
>illaoi
your move
>want to have a normal lane top
>every game is fotm or meme tops
>kennen
>vayne
>ignite garen
>lee
is top so irrelevant that people just dont care what the bring to it
>>158904074
If you look real closely, you can see the exact MOMENT the lategame started.
How much time before contest ends?
>>158904090
false
>>158904110
>tfw no aggressive support gf
i don't want to be alone anymore
>>158904064
>we're overdo for an assassin anyhow.
>tfw we're also overdo for a female yordle
RIOT PLS
>>158904160
Fuck, I forgot about Rek'sai
You got me
OK THERES ONLY 1 (ONE) GOOD WAIFU
>tfw your sugar daddy hasn't logged on in days
>last time i talked to him he had to log off in a hurry saying something bad happened
i-i really want bewitching morgana i hope he's okay
>>158904209
haha wow 4chan must've messed up and replaced your image with a picture of Poppy
>>158904160
Don't you mean
>yourMOVE
>>158904268
I would definitely go for anivia anon.
Breastest and perfectest waifu!
>>158903969
just uuuu
>>158904351
there was no mistake, she is my waifu.
>>158904348
>sugar daddy
Why is everyone on /lolg/ such fucking faggots?
>>158904064
Who did we get for the other updates?
So far we've had Marksman -> Juggernaut -> Mage updates right?
>>158904249You're not alone.You have us.Which is better than nothing.I guess.
>>158904249
>I don't want to go swimming alone anymore
Besto crazy
>>158904480
here is another picture of Poppy for you then
we started our lolg husbando club!
reply with ign or add Gumi Cat!!
you just need a husbando and a open slot to join!!
please join!!!
>It's another "Top laner without TP splitpushes while enemy team does baron" episode
I love reruns.
>>158904504
fighter/divers
things like aatrox, irelia, jax, diana, morde, etc
>>158904249
you're born alone and you die alone
>>158904504
Didn't we get Kindred, Illaoi and Taliyah?
>>158903735
Wouldn't pull out either 2bh.
>>158903948
I'm a husbando and I love myself
can I join?
>>158904575
4chan appears to have made an error here, wouldn't be the first time
HIROOOOOOOOOOO
>>158904631
b-but you don't have to live alone, anon
will they buff lane looloo soon there is already so much cancer in lanes that severusly outperforms t makes me cry how useless I am now idk how to play anything anymore
>>158904578
faggot
>>158904631
>born alone
You're always born with at least one other person around, friend.
>>158904630
You did not read my post very carefully.
>>158904654
I don't remember, that's why I'm asking.
Taliyah coming out around the mage update sounds right though.
>>158904431
How much would one of those tits weigh?
>>158904707
no bully
>>158904630
>Morde
>>158904578
Meriipu
Pix [+ Maokai when I feel like a big tree]
which server
>>158904756
Oh, oops
>>158903764
first of all, ice waifu is not a bitch
secondly, I don't like short girls. I'm 6'6" and ice waifu is one of the only females that's taller than me. Its one of the reasons I love her so much.
>>158903790
When I give up and let my feelings get me to me. So not anytime soon, sorry.
>>158903882
Uh, Lissandra is iceborn, she's immortal and she's part true ice, and you can't melt true ice.
also
>Loving a merciless, spartan's cocksleeve
>When you could be worshipping a pure, mistreated moonlady instead
>>158903929
she's a big girl
>>158904491
i enjoy free skins anon
besides its /lolg/ we all are fags here
>>158904692
Solo lane lulu is one of the few times riot has explicitly said they fucked up and wanted to remove a role+champion entirely. Zed will be played in the lcs as a support before solo lane lulu is a thing again
Are the star guardian skins for a limited time or available permanently?
>>158904180
>Letting them get baron at that large of a gold advantage
kys my dude
>>158904692
>severusly
>>158904348
If you're a semi attractive grill and not fat I could gift you the skinI want a time stamped pic of your butthole though, don't clean it
>>158904680
yeah strange, let me try again
>>158903948
>>158904578
>7minutes later post about it again
is this really necessary?
>>158904681
everyone lives in their own private mind
nobody really cares about anyone else outside of satisfying their selfish desires not even lovers
New yordle waifu when?
>>158904882
>Being this retarded
WE were the ones who took the Baron.
>>158904881
Available permanently
how did I just get demoted from plat 1 30lp straight to plat 2 0 lp?
>>158904906
nah i'm a fat gay but thanks for proposing if i was a girl you'd have gotten one
I'm surprised Lux's Ultimate skin wasn't revealed during Worlds.
The hologram floor they had during the finals would have been a really good opportunity imo.
>>158905034
Awesome, thanks! Guess I won't buy for now.
Have you been force to eat a Banana before?
>Play jungler
>Get my team 15 fucking kills in the lead
>My team decides "Let's get caught repeatedly"
>My Viktor must be playing Viktor for the first time because his built is absolute garbage and from watching him I can tell he has no idea how to play
>My Ryze is building all damage against Gragas and Wukong instead of bruisery
>Our ADC is non existent and their Sona has more kills than him
>We end up losing despite an absolute enormous lead
Give me one (1) fucking reason to continue playing ranked. Just one reason for me to bother trying to climb.
>>158905142
awhhh I rarely come on NA
>>158905214
People are retarded. Play a split push jungler to carry them.
>>158903908
Who is the guy running away from Ori?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zasx9hjo4WY#t=1m25sec
>>158904667
Trying to ask Gumi! I'll update ya! c:
>>158904920
Absolutely! We need to raise awareness for our nascent club.
>>158905362
Surgeon Shen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1ZNVm2Onog
>>158905436
What if I'm a virgin male who hate himself and is desperate for some semblance of a social life would you let me in then?
>>158905436
What if I have a waifu? Can I join?
>>158905637
Why samefag for your own autism awareness group?
>>158904090
T-TAKE THAT BACK!
>queue for a game, D5
>our ahri mid gets dicked on by a full AD garen mid smurf, who finished 18/2/3 with 210CS at 22m
Wew lad
I sure do love this division
which midlaner should i buy to carry myself as a lvl27 smurf??
IP like this takes a couple hundred years to get so i need to choose right
>when the enemy quin builds a serrated edge and 4 berserker grieves in aram
>>158905637
do you wish to pursue a romantic relationship with a character from the video game "League of Legends"?
>>158905702
husbando people only!!
sorry!!!
>>158905897
yeah, a husbando with a waifu
why can't we join??
Xth for Katarina
best girl
:3c
>>158904090
But that's wrong tho
>>158905637
You could add me and we'll be friends!Shibblets
>>158905702
It's for husbando posters only. D:
>>158905897
How can I peruse a romantic relationship with someone who not only doesn't but cannot know that I exist?
>>158905861
soraka.
has that autism sperg with the trip gone yet?
>>158906205
Maybe, but now we have two avatar fags trying to get their club together.
>Lategame tanky Yorick dueling a lategame tanky Poppy
>Battle lasts like 3 minutes
>Eventually come out on top>Can't even secure the kill because she got away
Fun as fuck though tbqh
>Wait until everbody is offline
>Remove everybody from my "Friend" list
>again
Redpill me on yordles lolgen. Is racemixing with them a bad thing?
>>158906312
Tank battles are the shit senpai. But can you tell me something?
>how the fuck do I deal with yoricks ghouls?
I couldn't deal with them before the rework and I cant deal with them now.send help
>>158906382
You can't have kids with them so you don't need protection
>>158906063
>wish
>>158906309
we just want people to join out club anon, no need to be mean
>>158906382
yordles reproduce asexually, they don't breed with anyone
>>158906382
why does this even matter to you?
>try my absolute best to get into bronze, feeding 20+ kills per game
>the other team SOMEHOW shits the bed even harder more than 50% of the time
WHAT THE FUCK HOW DO PEOPLE EVEN GET INTO BRONZE
>>158904040
based
Trundle, Irelia, or Victor?
>>158906491
You were more tolerable when you three were just the shitpost brigade, and even then it was stupid and unnecessary.
Why can't you just get your members in game, keep your bff4evr chats to the client/discord/skype and realize that you're not even discussing the game anymore?
>>158905214
why do you care what those large minions on your team do
>>158906740
Because we don't do this often. Like once in a blue moon! >:
>>158904249
fucking faggotadd me, NorthAmerica, PlantRazzy, silver support
>>158906676
I have no idea anon
Am I the only one who thinks stacking MS is broken?
Obviously not on everyone, I'm referring to champs that have a somewhat spammable MS buff to begin with (Trundle, Udyr, WW, etc. etc.). Take Ghost and DMP and you can literally run down everyone.
>>158905981
but i see only one person there
tfw i ended not buying kitty cat kat despite i like the skin idea very much because kat is about to be gutted
>>158906981
You don't get to use that as an excuse. Frankly, I'm disappointed.
>>158906981Is it on NA? ;-;
/vg/ vs /vg/ results all me edition
>>158907209
>kat main
>anything other than a qt katarina irl
You didn't deserve to own the skin anyway but you do deserve toBACK THE FUCK OFFf?!?!?
>>158907291
The ahri from last game was a huge bitch.
>just sayin
>>158907204
also make sure to get boots 3 so slows don't fuck you so hard
New /vg/ vs /vg/ up on NA!
password: vidya
come collect your bags of candified fun u spookers
>>158907239
yes
>>158907221
I-I'm sorry for disappointing ;w;
>>158907239
Yep! c:
>>158907291
>Trundle losing to J4
How the fuck?
>>158907297
>>kat main
>>anything other than a qt katarina irl
ok, but i still see the only one person on the pic and it says "me and my gf"
are you your own gf?
>BACK THE FUCK OFFf?!?!?
wut
>>158907431
ahri is a tsundere fox
>>158903873
She has a lot of flaws. they're on the pbe.
>>158907545I'll join soon
>>158907204
Well it's not like most champs that do that have some sort of dash to close the gap. They kinda need it. What's the alternative for them? Get kited for days and then die without doing anything?
>ask kindred why she doesn't ult
>"Are you autistic?"
what
>>158907559
It's a picture of me eating with my gf what is so hard 2 understand anon :0 perspective is irrelevant
/vg vs /vg/ +1
na
vidya
I've seen your deathIt was painful!
>>158907740
>It's an "imthem is autistic" episode
>>158907545
Try to be more genuine Rin, That doesn't suit you.
>>158907859
That's every day anon, it's a cathartic release from the hypocrisies of reality
>>158907740
Imthem isn't real kid.
I've reached my breaking point lolg. I can't do this anymore. I can't stop tilting and raging. I can't stop. I've tried for two years to stop this. Nothing has worked. I always regress the second I get a losing streak. I want to play this game more but I just don't know what to do.
I can't play this game for fun. I can't play this game for any other reason other than to win. If I'm not wining, I don't have fun. If my teammates aren't 100% serious and I know they aren't their 100% into this game, I can't enjoy myself. I literally cannot stop tilting the second things go wrong. If a teammate does something illogical I can't fucking let it go, I have to know why they did it. If one of my teammates plays bad I have to make sure they never want to play league again.
I can't see my own mistakes. I can't ever improve. I'm actually fucking broken and want to give up.
http://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=emerld
roast the ever loving shit out of me lolg. Fuck my asshole raw until I'm broken.
I'm a shitter who just wants to get gud at this game, and I've been stuck in gold 4-5 for over half the season. Nothing seems to work, I just can't stop letting my own mental shit get in the way.
>Dominate Top Lane
>Moment I go back enemy Jungler gives lane opponent Rift
>It Ain't Me starts playing
/vg/ vs /vg/ +1
na
vidya
/vg/ vs /vg/ on na needs 2
pw vidya
>>158908013
>roast the ever loving shit out of me lolg. Fuck my asshole raw until I'm broken.
I would, but it looks like the enemy team already did.
>>158906931
Because it's impossible to win without minions
>>158908006
say that 2 my face fucker and not online and see wat happens next will surprise u
PS
Garen is the one whom does not exist KIDDO
>>158908013
If you can't handle the pressure then don't play jungle, as simple as that. Seeing as you're a little bitch you should try becoming a support like pants are dragon.
i havent played in 8 months. are there any major changes i need to catch up on?
>>158908013
>>158908013
>not playing amumu
Post funny /lolg/ memes.
>>158908013
>>158908238
Nobody likes you just fuck off back to the shillcord you autistic faggot with babby's first waifu.
>>158908429
>babby's first waifu.
That's Sona though.
>>158908245
I used to be a support main, I got way too tired of doing amazing on alistar and not being able to solo carry.
>>158908303
>>158908186
>>158908429
t-thanks
>>158908323
Already have.
I don't know, I just fucking want to stop being a fucking child who can't control their emotions in a video game, but I don't know how. Literally nothing else in my entire life makes me feel this way, I'm extremely calm in everything else I Do.
/vg/ vs /vg/ bets vi has brain damage edition
>>158908013
>Gold v with 600 games
>shitpicks constantly
>"muh team"
You probably have an awful life so that's why you rage like an autist in a game. So the best thing I can suggest is to uninstall the game and start improving the quality of your own life and maybe you'll be happier inside
>>158908506
Katarina is literally the first champion you see in game
hey someone buy me brand and zombie brand :3ign oraxel
>>158908571
bot
>>158908013
>No Game ever recorded
Fucking useless.
>>158908579
What's the ideal number of games to hit G5? It took me 68.
>>158908647
reported for begging go "brewpost" if you want free shit you fucking rat
>>158908514
I didn't roast you at all friendo
>>158908749
>announcing reports
The problem with this game is that you're constantly forced to waste hours of your life in lost games with ass hat team mates. It's like pulling teeth sometimes.
>>158908514
i took a break for like 5 months
when i came back i was a lot calmer than before, and i found i didn't tilt or rage at my teammates nearly as much
honestly, i screamed more at the client for crashing during champion select than anything else. it did take me several weeks to redevelop my game sense, though
>>158908841
>He loses games
>>158908429
You've been going at this whole hate thing for quite a while anon, is there something the matter? Would you like to talk about it?
>>158908841
They really need to fine tune the elo system
The fact one game I can stomp methalodically one game and the next everyone in the game is a fucking monkey; just doesn't help anyone
>>158908902
What you're doing is kinda avatarfagging and I'd appreciate if you stop :)
any taliyah mains here?
what made you choose her as your main?
will we ever get another skin
ASSASSINS ARE ALREADY FUCKING CANCEROUS ENOUGH AND NOT ONLY IS RIOT BUFFING THEM BUT THEY'RE ALSO SHITTING ALL OVER THE FUCKING JUNGLE MAKING IS BASICALLY IF YOU DON'T PLAY AN ASSASSIN JUNGLER YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO DO SHIT. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE LOGIC IN THIS
>>158908749
sorry friendo ;~;
>>158908696
I've recorded my games and looked at my replays before, I just rationalize my mistakes and don't learn anything. I literally cannot see what I'm doing wrong in games, it gives me cancer.
>>158908749
woops
>>158908859
I've taken breaks before, i just play bad afterwards and get more tilted. I really want to quit the game, but I don't play any other video game, and I get so damn bored just from music and youtube.
>>158908730
took me 10
>>158909014
>what made you choose her as your main?
Low self confidence.
>>158903595
I'm inclined to play this game after a very long time, what are the bullet points of the game now.
Also whats the consensus on the Assasssin update?
>>158908287
Devourer gone
Guinsoo reworked
Drakes reworked
Mage update
>>158909008
I am merely posting league pictures that are aesthetically pleasing to me ^_^
>>158909014
I wanted an ugly waifu so less people would like her. To bad it became a meme to like her.
Yeah Riot will make another skin just as ugly as her first once the SJWs start to get uppity again.
>>158909040
> I just rationalize my mistakes and don't learn anything
So how do you still lose?
>>158909081
>>158908784
Goddam placements fucked me, went 8-2 and got placed Silver 4. My MMR is a lot higher now so hopefully I get placed G5 next season.
>>158908571
>no smite vi
>>158906091
>tfw you take raka mid lane and shit on kat
>you will never be a friendless, kissless, hungry skelly, mom&dad-dependent, ugly, shit music taste having, shitposting autistic like ImThem
>>158908730
no more than 30 if it's a new account
>In promos
>Support hovers Nid
>"Hey man maybe don't bust out the Nid this game."
>Picks MF
So long Gold 1. Nice knowing ya.
>>158909178
I don't understand what you're saying, I lose because I make mistakes and get tilted, I just can't see them for whatever reason.
I feel like if I learned how to have fun playing this game I would be able to relax more, but I only play games for competition and improvement, there is no "fun" aspect to them, the fun is getting better and winning, and it seems that nobody else plays that way.
>>158908013
>If a teammate does something illogical I can't fucking let it go, I have to know why they did it. If one of my teammates plays bad I have to make sure they never want to play league again.
No you don't want to know why they did it, they did it because it was a mistake, and you already know that, you do that because you're a fucking little shit that can't have fun so you try to make sure other people don't as well. It's like you get off of it.
I can understand people who point my mistakes by saying what I could've done, sometimes I do that too, but asking "why did you do that?" does not help under any circunstancies, it will only spread your own tilt around. Fix your fucking attitude and develop some semblance of mental fortitude. Also use /mute all, if you can't read you can't reply and if you can't reply your shit attitude won't show that often.
>>158909040
>I literally cannot see what I'm doing wrong in games
There's your problem buddy. You're literally too stupid to recognize your own mistakes and improve on them, and that means you've reached your peak. Be glad that you at least got to gold, that's better than like 70% of the active playerbase.
>>158909303
>>158909179
I went 7-3 on a fresh account with no pvp matches and got G5
>>158909303
*autistic virgin like ImThem
sorry about that
>>158909303
I'm imthems friend
>>158909396
I know it doesn't help, desu i don't even know why I ask. I know they just made a mistake, I know it'll just tilt everyone around me, yet i do it anyway and I don't know why.
>>158909402
>reached your peak
I'll probably just kill myself if this is the case. There has to be someway to improve off this.
>>158909452
>>158909303
>you will never be an anon that lies about someone on a mongolian internet forum to self-validate yourself
There are many things you could be doing right now with your life anon, this probably isn't the smartest one.
:joy: :joy: :joy:
>>158909621
I'm sorry.
>>158909621
internet friends dont count
Why is Veigar such a lil shit? Was it because he was used and a living fleshlight foccboi?
>>158909376
Stop playing the Boogieman Postion.
Play Top or ADC.
important community poll
https://strawpoll.de/ffb6g4b
>>158905214
Just stop playing ranked, anon. I guarantee you'll start enjoying the game again.
>>158909652
>"d-don't lie about me anon mom says I'm the handsomest"
>>158909637
>There has to be someway to improve off this.
In the same post
>I know it doesn't help, desu i don't even know why I ask. I know they just made a mistake, I know it'll just tilt everyone around me, yet i do it anyway and I don't know why.
Stop being a cunt. As soon as you change your attitude you'll see improvements. You remind me of a friend that has played since season 3 and has never made it past silver I. The guy has a shit attitude, and acts pretty much the same way you describe yourself.
>>158909729NOXIANDICKEVERYDAYFORHOURS
>>158909637
There is only one way to fix it.
>>158909827
>I'm not listed
I'm like, the number 1 lewd shitposter.
>>158909864
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder anon, your opinion on that doesn't really matter, but it's convenient of you to ignore the other lies that you listed just because you dislike me, you are really grasping at straws here for a purpose of none other than malice, you should take a breather and resume with your life.
>>158908971
methodically*
>>158909637
>I don't know why.
Then shut the fuck up.
About improving, have you tried replay.gg?
Looking at your games afterwards is usually a better way to spot mistakes. A personal tip I can give you is to only look at wins or defeats that are pretty fucking close so that you know what mistakes you made that threw the lead a bit or gave the enemy a chance. Looking at total defeats might just tilt anyone harder.
>>158907819
fucking zilean model update when
>>158909827
>bandlebro at the top
as it should be.
>>158909973
I need the full version of that pic anon. As a masturbatory aid.
>>158909972
i dont think bleaching his underwear will help
>>158903906
ghostblade past your frontline into the full health enemy team.
>>158909940
I read that in Sion's voice.
>>158909795
I do tilt less when I play top, but I'm not as good top as I am jungle. Though with how bad I've been jungling, maybe I should switch there.
>adc
I literally cannot play ranged champions.
>>158909867
I know I just have to stop being a cunt, I just don't know how, it seems like nothing I try works. I always regress the second I go on a loss streak. I'm fine when I'm wining, I'm fine when I'm going around 50/50, but if I lose a bunch of games in a row, I just go back to where I was. And every time I feel like I've cured it, I eventually go back. It's so defeating.
>>158910064
It didn't work before, but I'll try looking at my games again, thanks.
Post these and rate
>>158910085
Bandlebro is the bestand cutestposter on /lolg/.
>when you're in your promos and your toplaner locks aatrox
>>158909827
>>158910085
Only 7 people have more than one vote.
lol
>>158910085
>>158910204
>>>/tumblr/
>>158910018
>but it's convenient of you to ignore the other lies that you listed just because you dislike me
I know you're autistic, but that's the joke, I was speaking in your voice saying only the least offensive of those was a lie cause you can't prove otherwise for any of the other.
I'd rather not speak too much in your voice though your monotone drawl disgusts me.
Don't worry about me, the World Series is playing on my other screen and I have good peripheral vision.
>>158910095
>Go onto Gelbooru
>Look up Lux
Wow, amazing!
>it's another 'top lamer tries to 1v1 darius at level 1' episode
Why can't you bronze shitters handle darius
Seriously
>>158903595
Haven't played in a Gorillion years, how is the new Yorick and is the new talon any good?
Please help.
>>158909827
Is there really more than one Kat poster? I thought it was just ImThem.
>tfw "the lulu option" is a dead meme
>He doesn't have matching mastery levels for his champions
>Blue Sona, Red Zyra, Purple Eve, etc...
Explain yourself
>>158910254
are you saying the best lewd artist doesn't deserve top spot?
>>158909827
>no trump poster
I hate trump, but he's based as fuck.
I want to KILL penirection
>>158910378
I'll remember to include him in the next poll. I also forgot a few others like Stitchfag, Shyvanaposter, Fiorafags and the like.
>>158910152
It was his dick. Veigar's bum is now a worn, tender, and fleshy mess of what it used to be.
>>158910378
You know trump poster is a hilary fag right?
>>158910378
Trump is the only person keeping this site from dying.
>>158908245
>pants are dragon
what
>>158910264
How are you supposed to handle him besides generic "lol kite him"?
>>158910496
YouTuber
>>158910264
>play dario chopman vs ribbon
>misses two q's and still goes on me with the third one
>kill her
>tp's back while she is still lv 1
>kill her again
>whole team ask for report since she went afk.
Just the usual ribbon shitter i guess.
>>158909827
There are a lot of shyvanafags
>>158910363
It's like a physical version of autism
Oh yeah I forgot to watch the finals. How hard did SKT win?
High impactpassionatehand holding violence
>>158910492
>implying
/pol/'s influx is what's killing the site. It was better when we had fewer posters.
>>158908429
i would like them if they were more polite...
>>158908596
i loved it when kat danced when you spent some ip or rp, why did they remove it
>>158910471
shyvanafag is on there
>>158910489
Isn't he a Hillfag that thinks Trump is going to win though?
>>158910587
skt went up 2-0, ssg came back and tied, then skt won in a really close and mega intense final match. The series was fucking amazing, you missed good shit.
>>158910396
I want Diana to kill me!
>>158910503
Stop equating "handle" to "win lane against".
Some champions just win lane and don't do anything else unless you let them. Darius is one of those champions.
>>158910587
It was pretty even until SSG Ruler attempted to 1v4
>>158910612
>ywn hold Fiora's hand while watching old French movies and eating baguettes
JUST
>>158910264
>be mid plat
>still see people feeding their asses off versus Darius
>still see people locking in Yasuo versus Darius
War never changes, anon.
>>158910612
back the FUCK OFF!?!?
>>158910587
>>158910674
>You missed good shit
Just skip the first two games though, they were boring as shit
>>158910496
it's a secret technique that you clearly wouldn't understand you uncultured fuck.but since I'm a nice guy, if you go to k-mart and find some pants that are made in japan, fold them 1000 times individually. After the 1000th folding, they will change into a dragon who will play your league games for you.His name is usually based on the fabric of the pants.
>>158910703
>eating baguettes
Anon it doesn't work like that.
>>158910674
Fuck. Well I'll give the whole series a watch while I'm handing out candy tomorrow.
>>158910675
i wanted moon pony diana skin since her introduction -_-
poorponygirl still doesn't have a single good skin which is better than her basic
>>158910617
>>158910473
>he hasn't been able to sit or shit right since he was a child
>>158910496
Nigger was a jungle main that got to challenger, but it was too much for him to handle so he changed to the support role to show off how much a pussy bitch he is.
>>158910264
>it's another 'top lamer tries to 1v1 Malphite at level 6' episode
I love it when people underestimate the Rock.
>>158910587
Probably SKT's hardest-fought victory.
Makes last week's Rox vs SKT look like a silver-elo series in comparison.
>>158910363
>silver border
glad I don't have this either
>>158910259
Kinda weird how you listen to me long enough to know my vocal tendencies, and anon I wouldn't waste any time trying to prove anything to you because there is no reason to :joy:
>>158910703
That is a very shitty fanart.
>hey here's a character with style and personality that will completely shit all over you 1v1
>now she's your average anime girl
>m-muh anime
>>158910757
>His
i hoped they would turn into a female dragon/
>>158910805
it's true though. People who weren't here before 2010 don't know this, but the site was infinitely better before /pol/s cancer spread.
>>158910865
To be fair he's gold 1.
>>158910282
pls help
>>158910764
he's saying he wants to eat french fempenis anon.
>get first pick
>you don't get to ban anything
>entire enemy team gets to pick your counters
Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?
>>158910709
K....?
>>158910805
Don't deny it, newfag. Most of the boards outside of /pol/ were quite and orderly.
Now we see an influx of normalfags shitting up the place, like /a/ or /k/. Retards try to talk politics when we don't want to hear it and try to derail threads.
>>158910703
where did fiora get her accent, anyway?
is there a demacian colony in france or something that her family has lived in long enough to absorb the local accent?
what are the official "this is actually a good player" skins for zed yasuo and riven?
>>158910865
I'm plat, it took me 157 games to go from Silver V to Plat V
I know that's shitty but I tried my best :(
Please can someone send a serious/in depth guide on how to jungle.
I cant find a reliable player on the internet desu, maybe because I dont know who to look for.
>>158911008
>bunny girl riven
:3
I bet every rich man in demacia wants to marry sona
>>158910917
>new yorick
pretty good, not amazing, viable though
>new talon
isn't out yet, looks ok, can jungle well
>>158911008
White Lightning Shen.
Wild West Yasuo. (Shitters go for Project.)
OG Championship or Redeemed.
>>158910876
that's fine your posting and demeanor prove all of them enjoy your katposting and try not to stay up all nght thinking about what actual human interaction with the other gender feels like again
>>158911008
Their default skins.
Not even joking about this.
>>158911008
Shockblade Zed
High Noon Yasou.
>>158911008
Electric Zed, Crimson elite Riven. High Noon Yas
>>158910903
if you want a female dragon just sew the zipper shut before you fold the pants.
>>158911008
Redeemed and Bunny Riven, Shockblade Zed, High Noon Yas, at least on my experience.
>>158911148
kat doing foxy things?
>ywn go on a double date with Garen/Kat with your waifu
>>158910282
New yorick basic idea is to split your lane, then split another meanwhile your team does shit.
Idk about new talon, we still have mixed ideas and are waiting for the overlords to touch him
>>158910968
> get to pick fotm cancer first
> decide team's comp
>>158910916
>>158910992
desu I guess I just don't mind it. I've posted on various boards, since 08, mainly /a/, /k/, and/u/. I notice the change; but, I just don't care. I've only posted on /vg/ for roughly 2 years now though.
>>158911008
>Riven
Battle bunny is the only one I see adrian go.
>>158911136
Championship
I don't know if it's still true, but boxbox hated using that skin because it has (had?) the PROJECT yasuo problem of being clunkier to use.
>>158911148
My posting and demeanor show that this is an internet imageboard and that I like to do what I like to do buddy, you should try relaxing some time and stop taking this whole black knight thing you got going seriously.
I want toeat outZiggs' butthole!
>>158911008
redeemed or dragonblade
>tfw spent 2 weeks without a key frag and just get one after a tight victory
>>158911069
you should try lol coaching
>>158911305
>I just don't mind it
Congrats, you're part of the problem.
>>158911306
how can a skin be clunkier to use?
>tfw your jinx builds frozen mallet
Is this real life
/vg/ vs. /vg/ up on NA
there's one in progress currently, so it will fill quickly.
join up, all are welcome
pass is vidya
>>158911491
>tfw have a key, 4 chest slots and no chance to earn a chest
>>158910639
Don't know who he thinks is going to win, but I just know he was saying the other day about how he voted for her in the primary and is looking forward to voting for her again.
>>158911301
>>158911117
Thanks, I'll give them a look.
What's a decent, informative league channel? Ankle turned into too much of a memer.
Also what kind of drunk would the champions be?
Jinx happy drunk; Jinx's personality is amplified even more and she's somewhat of a tease.
Vi cocky drunk; Never say "I bet you couldn't..." to Vi she'll take up any and all challenges
because I like asking pointless question who's a champion you would drink with?
I'd drink with either Vi, Jax, or Jinx
>>158911589
desu i did this on the old mallet if i got stupidly fed but this is a very very rare, but it is something I do not recommend on the average basis.
>>158911638
does malph even have a knock back
>>158911589
Well, it does slow after a cool down, but still fucking retarded.
>>158911750
Unironically Trick2G
>>158911386
>Bombs and Cocks
Is there anything better?
>>158911576
I can't really describe it, it's just a feeling that people have on their main characters with certain skins, animations aren't as smooth or particle effects are annoying.
I know plenty of yasuo mains who hate project because of it, and the same was true with riven's I've talked to/heard about championship riven. Generally only a problem on champions who need to cast a lot of spells in quick succession over long fights
>>158911107
>I bet every man in runeterra wants to marry Sona
Fixed it for ya.
>>158911836
Yes, Megumin's flat chest.
>>158911836
fuck off isis
>>158911868
sona doesn't care for the poor
>>158911783
>>158911831
But why on earth would she need slows when a qss exists for her?
>>158911783
I don't see how anyone could want to drink with anyone but THE CHAMP
That being said, he's definitely a rowdy drunk. He got kicked out of a tavern for groping some waitress, I think.
>>158911868
Lucian is pretty loyal to Senna.
>>158911836
MEGUMIN IS CUTE
>>158911750
n3ac3y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoBU573_YsQ
>>158911951
Retardation.
>>158911372
seriously like seriously youre striking my nerves?
or seriously like im getting seriously chimped out?
>>158911836
>you will never explode inside of megumin
>>158911949
Doesn't mean they don't want to marry her.
>>158911984
She's dead though and Sona's fortune and her ability could really help his crusade against the dead.No Lucian is way too focused on Thresh to even notice those tits. His loss.
>>158911783
Lux - slutty or flirty drunk
Vayne - slutty drunk
Caitlyn - slutty drunk
Yasuo - depressing drunk
Jhin - depressing and sulking drunk
Zed - sulking drunk
Braum - very happy, jolly drunk
Draven - cocky drunk
Gangplank - arrogant then sulking drunk
Jax - cocky then aggressive drunk
Darius - aggressive drunk
Voidborn - spit it out due to disgust
P-please don't kill me
Please don't........
>>158911836
exploding cocks
>>158912182
Kill me instead
>>158912156
I don't see Jhin as a depressing and sulking type of drunk
I feel like he'd be more cocky and arrogant when he's drunk
>>158911576
>>158911840
This. For me SG Jinx's aa felt weird and for the longest time threw off my timing. It's weird to explain its something it just kind of pure feeling.
>>158911951
again it was only for if I was really stupidly fed as a last item just so I could slow and kill targets and watch them be helpless against me, but mallet is not an item to build casually. If I saw a 5/x/x Jinx build mallet I would be in pain.
>>158911957
>He got kicked out of a tavern
bouncer is a nasty kind of job
>>158912156
>all girls are slutty drunks
i bet this post was made by a waifufag
>>158911868
every man who has shitty awful taste want to marry sona*
>>158912182
If you say so
>>158912072
like I seriously cannot believe that this seriously isn't butter, seriously.
imagine a /lolg/ without waifuposters, gamer "girls", degenerates
would it be a better place?
>>158912301
Nah, I just took the most conformed girls in need of a dicking.
>>158912301
>every man who has shitty awful taste want to marry sona
This. Cow tits are gross.
>>158911915
>>158911990
>>158912091
MEGUMIN IS FOR HUGS. NOT FOR LEWD!
>>158912348
no
>>158912348
No.
I want Akali to eat out my pussy.
>>158912348
>would it be a better place
No.
>>158912348
>gamer "girls"
do we even have them any more?
i mean all girls here are hiding their gender currently
>>158912348
It would be like the League subreddit.
Boring as fuck place that only discusses esports shit and posts sick twitch/vine/youtube plays
This general is much more entertaining in return.
>>158912262
I feel the same way as Ahri on her arcade skin. I also tend to shit the bed against her on it because of how quiet the sound effects are - especially charm
EVERY CHILD IN VALORAN HAS HEARD THE TALE BEFORE
>>158912015
I like this guy, thanks anon.
Almost there!
Cutest couple.
>>158912635
shut the absolute fuck up you faggot.
>>158912635
"I WANT TO GAG ON A COCK"
/vg/ vs /vg/ results
WHAT'S ONE MORE GRAVE
>>158912698are you gonna make me
>>158912697
That is not Braum x Illaoi
>>158912348
>degenerates
Is there a subreddit for you to be shitting up right now?
>>158912403
Megumin is for my dick~
>>158912697
How does it feel knowing that some psycho drugged up whore cucked the fuck out of your little ladyboy Ezreal? Lux is fucking Jinx's pussy, not Ezreal's baby cock.
>>158912840
>Illaoi
>Cute
Anon...we need to talk.
>>158912765
new /vg/ up join up there's like 2 spots
>>158912449
I want Akali to Fuck me
>>158912818
THE ORDER IS GIVEN
>>158912916
CUTE
>>158912931
>One four
Is that her average score or what?
>>158912343
did this bitch ever post anything more
all google takes me to is dead twitter accounts
>>158912818
WELCOME TO ZAUN
>>158911305
Case in point : >>158912348.
Again, congrats for normalizing your faggotry and attracting normalfags to this place.
>>158912916
Illaoi being cute is a matter of preference to someone. Either they like strong, dominate women, or they don't.
>>158912961BEHOLD
>>158913006
why the fuck would i know the answer to that anon idk random e-twitter grills
>>158912818
GIVE IT TO MEEEEEE
>>158912818
This stage is beneath my talent, but I shall elevate it.
>>158912156
>you will never drink with Braum
Why even live?
>>158913048CORN!
>>158913046
>strong, dominate women
>Cute
It's not like I dislike her she's just not cute.
>>158912917
>still no Egiptian Cat God champion
IMPORTANT LEWD POLL
https://strawpoll.de/ywdr7y9
https://strawpoll.de/ywdr7y9
https://strawpoll.de/ywdr7y9
>>158913129
CUTE!
>>158913095
Whoops I didn't mean to quote that wtf, sorry Anon.
>>158912931
She can fuck me like a pig any day. I don't even care if she has a pussy or a cock.
>>158913146
It will probably never happen because Pharaoh Nidalee exists
>>158913045
>whining about on topic posts
Literally everyone else said no. Relax kiddo, no one is normalizing it. Me not caring normalizes nothing.
>>158912916
Illaoi IS cute, anon.
>>158913129
I understand, I was just throwing that out there.
>>158913204
Man Orangekissess needs to post more. I barely see art out of that blog anymore.
>>158913129
Not with that attitude
>in promos
>instalock lee sin support
>>158913283
pretty sure it's all on his patrreon
>>158913273
>jailbait Illaoi
I need this in my life.
>>158913335
Well yeah, promos are cursed
/vg/ vs /vg/
placem up!
>>158913383
This.
>>158913405
they made me ADC. we're going to lose.
>team approaches contested dragons with 3 people on one side of the jungle and 2 people on the other side of the jungle
Is this the power of plat?
>>158912840
I'd love to see them meet up in the lore.
>>158913383
>riot will never make a young illaoi skin
Rape one, fuck one, kill one, marry one.
>>158913273
It still gives normalfags the idea they are wanted here if no one complains about them. Fuck them and fuck you for making them feel welcomed.
>>158913539
Marry Jinx, fuck Jinx, kill the rest, rape Lux.
>>158913539
Kill them all and then go home to my loyal wife, Soraka.
>>158913539
Kill Jinx
Fuck Jinx
>>158913539
kill them all because there's 4 of them
Sona is going to marry whoever gives lestara the biggest dowry
I bet she'll be auction off to the highest bidder like livestock
>>158913576
Ok, I'm the problem. Does that soothe your autism?
I love Poppy!
>>158913576
Shut up fag. No one cares.
>>158913576
You sound autistic right now, and this is coming from a tripfag.
>>158913749
>this reply
Boy I would love to work at Riot's customer support so that I can make shitposts like this.
>>158913539
Kill Sona.
Rape, fuck, and marry Jinx.
>>158913539
Marry Jinx, kill the other 3 sluts.
>>158913246
used to be her best skin pre vu rework
>>158913539
Kill no one! I let them enjoy their day at the beach while I go spend the day with my boyfriend, Ziggs!
Then when we're financially secure and know we love eachother, I marry him!
During our honeymoon, we have tender and loving sex.
I don't rape anyone because I am not a rapist!
>>158913870
>this is coming from a tripfag
>doesn't have a trip on
Can Veigar reach 2000AP if he goes mejai/arch?
>>158913539
Rape Morg
Fuck Sona
Marry Jinx
Kill Kayle
I'm fairly convince Bilgewater is Riot favorite place.
All of it's art is top notch and fleshed out more than anywhere else in the lore.
>>158913273
i just realized i want an octopus plushy
>there are lolg newfags ITT who don't know nagi, stoaga or marine
>>158914009
Veigar has unlimited potential AP my slow friend
>>158913978
Wait shit I fucked up...I want to die now.
>>158914119
I liked that Bilgewater themed Summoner's Rift game they had when GP was reworked. I wish they brought that back.
>>158914164
truly they are blessed
>>158913539
Marry Kayle
Don't care about the other 3lovely young women
>>158914009
I don't think you understand Veigar's passive senpai.
It doesn't have a cap.
>>158914164
It's for the best.
>>158914249
That was Butcher's Bridge. It was an ARAM map.
>>158914280
>not killing morgana as well
>>158914363
Kayle would be dissatisfied if I outright killed her sister.
Man, Taliyah's pretty cute without a nose.
>>158914184
>>158914296
Yes but can it realistically happen in a game>>158914305
>>158914163
Octopi are mysecondfavorite aquatic animal and my first favoritefood.
>>158914119
Somewhat agreed.
>Shurima
>Bilgewater
>Shadow Isles
Seem to be their favorites as they've gotten the most attention.
Surprised that they haven't done an Ionia or Piltover/Zaun event when those are clearly the most popular factions for the player base, imagine all of the returning players if they announced something akin to Burning Tides for either of those.
It's even more shocking they haven't done a Demacia vs. Noxus event yet when it's the biggest and most basic faction rivalry in the game.
>>158910998
Demacia is "good west" which is western Europe and Murka
Noxus is "bad west" which is Eastern Europe up till Russia which is part of FrejlordThe serbs and slavlands are Zaun
>>158914413
Nah I think she'd be fine with it
>>158914419
syphilitic taliyah when
>>158914453
do you always eat your favorite animals?/
I just got to lvl 30 on the Jap server. Any bros wanna help me beat some chinks?
>there are people in this thread who don't like chromas
What is the best all-yordle comp?
>>158914567
Only the ones in the ocean. Sometimes I feel bad about it; but, they taste so good.
>>158914649
they're ok
>>158914649
I usually don't care about chromas, but goddamn the Dragonslayer Braums are gorgeous
>>158914649
This and the Dunkmaster Darius ones were the only ones i've considered spending money one.
guess the team comps, lolg
mid-gold game
>>158914563
>>158914413
>>158914363
>Kayle will never kill you
>>158914308
There was a SR with a Bulge water themed map as well, either this year or last year. It even had custom minions that you could change and buy in the shop. It was around when GP got his rework, I think. The top and side lanes were covered in sand and the mid lane was a broken bridge.
I fucking give up trying to get into bronze.
I went 3 / 24 / 4 last game as mid and ignored every ping, but somehow we still won.
You can hand these people a free win on a plate and they won't take it.
I could afk and I'd probably climb at this rate, it's literally impossible to drop from S5 to B1.
>>158914649
I would but they're making us wait half a year for all the good ones to go on sale for IP
>>158914649
I'm waiting for the next big chroma sale. We'll probably get it in time for December, maybe January.
>>158914821
correct
>>158914839
>it's literally impossible to drop from S5 to B1
I'm sure you'll be able to do that if you transfer your account to any South America server.
>>158914676
Top: Teemo / Poppy / Rumble / Kennen / Kled / Gnar / Heimerdinger
Jungle: Poppy / Amumu (?)
Mid: Ziggs / Veigar / Heimerdinger / Kennen / Corki
ADC: Tristana / Corki
Support: Lulu
pick your poison
>champions level to 30, getting 125% their typical stat growth per level past level 18 to compensate for the lack of skill points to allocate
>killing an enemy with red/blue buff while you already have red blue buff stacks, the second working only at 50% effectiveness
>>158914839
Why do you even want to drop?
>>158914993
Bronze is the best place to laugh and shit on people. Also try out retarded builds while fucking people up.
>>158914967
>no kennen support
>no veigar support
>no rumble in the jungle
>no lane lulu
Which league girl gives the bestFOOTJOBS?
>>158914839
Just go extremely ham right from the beginning.
Like don't shove early so he hits 2 before you and then as soon as he does just all in him and flash under his turret to try to get the kill.
Keep going all in until his sufficiently fed then start roaming to the other lanes trying to "help" them out.
>>158915149
syndra, obvs
>>158915149
skarner
im fiora against flash ignite garen (i have tp), he has 600 games on garen
wtf do i do
>>158913539
Rape Sona's brains out, kill jinx, fuck Morg, marry Kayle.
>>158915240
His Q and R are very easy to riposte if you have any kind of reaction time. Fiora fucks kitable tanks
>>158915240
farm it out
>>158915296
you just admitted to ban evasion
congrats
>>158915156
This would probably still fail since the other team would get complacent from your feeding and refuse to progress the game while your team desperately snatches up objectives to try and compensate.
I find that, mechanically, there's very little separating silver from platinum (and even some low diamonds) mechanically. It's all about game knowledge, specifically knowing how to press and advantage and how to finish a game.
>>158915103
lane lulu is kill anon
forgot about jg rumble my bad
veigar and kennen support are bad, why would you take those when Lulu is decent.
>no new Hindu mythology-based faction even though the new lore retcon allows for a ton of new opportunities
>no real lore or champ expansion on the Kumungu jungles, where they could do some neat Aztec, Native American or Mayan lore exploration
>still know nothing about the Void's dimension or the homeworld(s)
>Riot not doing anything to make Targon more reminiscent to Greek and Roman mytnology
>still no joke faction from earth yet, even though we have champs like the Void Born and Aurelion Sol
>no expansion on the darkin or any sort of demon faction
>>158915296
tsuaii is a god
>>158913539
>kill one
Rape Kayle
Fuck Sona
Kill Jinx
Marry Morgana
>>158915296
lmao
see you never idiot
>>158915296
I wasn't aware this guy still did lewds
>>158915437
>esports
>>158915149
Urgot.
>>158915418
kennen is definitely still viable as a support
veigar supp I'll concede
>>158915296
RIP. Guess you'll have to change the IP once more
>>158914681
>>158914839
Had a friend who went 0/48/0 and still won. Best way to reverse boost is to find at least one other person to help you, bonus points if you can get a group of four and just shit stomp them and then ff at 20. Its damn near impossible to lose by yourself.
Why does he make such a good girl?
>>158915553
That had better be a boy, faggot.
>>158915437
The lore is literally the least marketable aspect of the game, i.e. you can't monetize it. Although, I'm pretty damn sure most League players would pay money for some EU novels. They can even be gay about it and sell each copy of the book with a code for a book-related skin.
>>158915629
cuz he's already most of the way there
>>158915663
of course
>>158915629
>>158914676
My friends and I have tried it two ways:
>Yordle Team
Kennen Top
Poppy Jungle
Veigar Mid
Tristana ADC
Lulu Support
>Yordle Team 2: Furry Midget Boogaloo
Kled Top
Poppy Jungle
Ziggs Mid
Corki ADC
Kennen Support
I think we performed better with the second team, but Kled is pretty suspect in my opinion. We also tried the first one with Donger Mid but he wasn't that useful.
>>158904110
>support for adc main grill I'm orbiting
>she gets pissed when I fuck up and bullies me in PMs
living the dream.
>>158915613
extreme feeding isn't that good for the other team, with a lot of death if they aren't reset you give very few gold, i believe 2/10/2 or something could give more gold than 0/40/0
>>158915613
And damn near impossible to win by yourself. Read: team game.
>still no chat noir ezreal skin
why live
>>158915831
Whilst that is true, he fed an enemy draven so he was constantly cashing in extra gold, plus dying 48 times has a demoralizing affect on your team. He was also handing out his buffs to enemies and dropping wards under towers for the enemy to get more money than he was worth.
>>158915845
Solo carrying in low elo is fucking easy.
>>158916132
league is suffering
>>158916132
I honestly believe this cartoon was made with sex in mind.
Feminist sex maybe? But sex nonetheless.
They're gonna live
Until they die
>he has to flame others to feel good about himself
hahaha
>>158916348
I Will touch your heart
>>158916262
I don't think so, but it's fun to see a superhero show with the sexualized sidekick being a dude and the main character a girl.
ezreal need a super hero or star guardian whatever skin to go with lux
>>158916262
It was supposed to be animated in japan, then they changed it into 3D.
How do you deny nasus stacks as kayle? you just push too hard and he can cs pretty easy and you're not always in your ranged form. I played the match up and the only way we could deny him stacks was if i got a gank, but i only got one. Our team also had no cc so there wasn't much we could do there either.
>>158916469
Yeah the main girl character is pretty sexual too.
Which is nice I mean, god bless France.
>>158916495
I hate this reality.
Can someone post the photoshopped picture of George spilling iced coffee all over a counter?
It's really important someone posts this image
>>158916391
You will never have a grave, Graves... see, it's 'cause your name, it's... your name is like a grave, it's - I - never mind.
>>158916349
I usually fap to whatever champion a player was tilting me on.:^)
>>158916638
>flaming teammates
RUNNING IT DOWN MID
>>158916568
not as much as chat noir though.
french cartoon are the best, bless dofus, wakfu and totally spies.they should make a league cartoon
What's the best annie skin?
>>158916750
Hextech>Goth>Frostfire>the rest
>>158916750
Reverse. Anyone who says Panda has shit taste
>tfw finally beat doom bot lvl 100
full ad suicide sion is crazy there
>>158915762
>>158915728
>>158916961
>>158916750
Frostfire or Panda.
>Main Jungle/Bot or Mid
>Never understood how people feed
>How hard is it to play safe
>Decided to do Jungle/Top
>Get top
>Do alright
>Some games get absolutely shit on
>People do so much fucking damage
>Can't even leave tower otherwise I'll die
>End up getting dove from full health on occasion
>Some games go 0/5 by 15+ minutes
>Now understand how people feed
I'm so sorry to all the people I've flamed.
>>158916609
Please respond
Guess who won
>>158916530
Picking Kayle into Nasus is a really bad idea.
>>158915418
>lulu support
>decent
aha no
>Playing TF
>Enemy midlaner is Zed
>Enemy jungler is K6
>Enemy Jinx is constantly masturbating under her turret and if I ever even dare to leave their sight Jinx runs back to turret if she somehow isn't under it already
>Riven doesn't want ganks top because she's freezing the lane against Nasus and denying him farm
HELP
E
L
P
>>158917047
I don't like boy Ezreal dressed up in girl clothes. I like Ezreal as a female.
>>158917235
they are both excellent
Man low level games are so weird.
>>158913470
>>158913405
Results of /vg/ vs /vg/!
someone post the this teitch image
>>158917305
what was game time?
Why do adcs always afk farm bot even after they take tower?There are two other lanes, you're not doing anything but last hitting a wave without team around you when things like drag and midtower are available
I guess similarly, why do people just play mindlessly? If you want to just play videogames, go normals. Ranked is for people who want to win, not for people who just want to queue up.
>>158917305
>cropping my quote
>making it look like you let us end
fuck outta hereee imthem
tonmorrow is halloween friends
>>158917235
is this boy or girl
>>158917235
>>158916961
pls riot ezrealko
pls riot loli rango
>>158917379
only 48 minutes
:0
>>158917401
wait wat i never said anything about that i just thought it was funny
tfw villain nomatter wat u do
UGH
>>158917282
Not for me.And I'm tapped out of fem ezreal pics.
>>158917418
Who here going to dress up as Tamn Kench?
>>158917056
>capitalizing while greentexting
>>158917380
Normals are worse than ranked. I would rather drop two divisions in ranked than win normals.
>>158917440
it better be a dude
>>158917440
>Thinks he sees tits and dem hips
Looks like a girl to me.
>>158917482
Well, your mother is fat enough, so I'd say her.
>>158917380
Because ADCs are only useful after they get three items.
>Trynd feeds three kills to panth after being told to chill and farm under tower
>"Olaf: Trynd wtf I told you don't feed him"
>"Tryndamere: sorry im high"
>>158917440
hips and shoulders say girl
face could go either way
chest obscured, crotch ambiguous
I'ma say girl
>>158917476
>being this picky
>>158917459
if a human girl rengar even happen, it wont sell.
most rengar players are either furries or dude bros who want to play as either a furry or a bad ass character, not some shit loli.
>>158917380
>If you want to just play videogames, go normals. Ranked is for people who want to win, not for people who just want to queue up.
I just go on my smurf and play ranked there
>>158917615
I play stoned as fuck and I usually don't feed. It's only when I take a drink is when I get jumped and I tweak out.
/r/ing rivens getting bullied hard in game
>>158917613
Too bad those items are "ghostblade cleaver phantom dancer" so even then he's useless
>>158917615
Drugs and the people who use them are disgusting.
>>158917712
Fuck you.
>>158913539
DESU it should be:
Wife
Mistress
Rape
Murder
in which case:
Wife Morgana, the only real waifu material of the 4
Mistress Sona, she won't tell anyone.
Rape Jinx, she'd never have regular sex anyway.
Murder Kayle, in honor of my beautiful bride.
>>158917305
We shouldn't have won. I'm trash ADC.
>>158917693
it would sell to those who don't play rengar yet
I don't what you memers hate about Quikshot, I'm watching Worlds and his play by play is great
Death's dance on Wukong. y/n?
>>158917775
>look at me, i'm a good christian lil boy
You do know caffeine and alcohol are worse for your health than pot, right?
>>158917752
How did that meme build start out anyways? I haven't played since April.
>>158916262
It's France. Of course it was
>Halloween tomorrow
>don't have anything to wear
>all my normie friends are going out
>don't want to spend £10 on a costume then £10 on entry and at least £30 on drinks
>want to stay in and play league of legends
What do
>>158917871
They're all fucking disgusting.
>>158917871
>caffeine is bad for you
are you retarded?
>>158917864
tiddy hydra, deaths dance and sterak's
bigger badder healthier monkey dick
>>158917875
some (alleged) korean figured out it was good on lucian
why is lolg loaded with tripfags but theres no consistent streamer?
>tfw your streamfu didn't stream this weekend
>>158917847
Because he says dumb shit and people think he's supposed to be an expert dropping knowledge bombs every 5 seconds while trying to narrate what's happening on the screen.
>>158917947
stay at home and play league of legends
>>158917975
Unless you're an athlete competing in sports, you have no reason to ingest caffeine.
>>158917947
>Halloween tomorrow
>I'm not a child so I have university and work
>>158917993
cuz these tripfags are bad
>>158917864
Sell your blue warrior for it super late game, elsewise no
t. 380k plat wukong autist
>>158917459
>le girl with hat and accessory
>totally rule 63 you guise I promise xD
>>158915703
>The lore is literally the least marketable aspect of the game
This is definitely incorrect, Riot just don't give a shit about it.
All those champ sneak peak trailers, all those cinematic videos, those are all lore pieces. They give us more history on an event or champion, or a more in depth look at how they think and fight.
These things generate a LOT of hype and are plenty marketable, even if it's just using them to draw attention to the shit you actually spend money on (the Star Guardian MV for example).
Riot just doesn't give enough of a shit to focus on this and the lore as a whole.
Everyone loved how the Shurima event had a ton of lore and like 4 new lore videos all at once even when they had to deal with the shitty lore retcons.
Everyone loved the Bilgewater event.
This shit sells and is SUPER popular. They just don't care.
>jungler tries to 1v4 as the turret goes down
>insists it was 3v3
>also he's AD Eve
>>158917993
It's much easier to post here than set up a stream and have an entertaining personality/persona that keeps people coming back
>>158917993
because it's easier to shitpost than stream
>>158917993
none of them are good at the game
>>158917875
it's not even a bad build
but it's NOT a main build, that's what people don't understand
>>158917993
tripfags aren't what they used to be
>Just started using ghost on Yorick
>>158917957
K. have fun with your boring life. I bet you're fat too.
>>158917975
http://www.healthline.com/health/caffeine-overdose#Overview1
>>158917871
>caffeine is worse for you than pot
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>158918085
>Jungler starts going for a 1v1 you know he will use
>Now lane opponent has redthere's nothing wrong with ad eve
DUDE
>>158918126
yeah, they are
>>158917975
anon caffeine is horrible for you
holy fuck leveling a new account takes so long.
>>158917871
>>158918160
dude weed
>>158918201
WEED
>>158918234
>>158918172
>mention once i smoke
Hows that autism, guys.
What keystone on illaoi
>>158917992
>"gook did it therefore everyone has to do it"
Every time with the league community.
>>158918115
Yeah, I've been noticing that in a couple of videos and what not. The build seems solid, but it just seems like the situation has to be tailored in a certain way for it to work out.
>>158918160
>OD on caffine
>get thirsty
oh fuck, when are they gunna ban caffeine it's too dangerous!
I've been grinding for days trying to get Jhin, I'm 5200 right now and I need 6300. Think I can get him tonight?
>>158918320
They do in some schools now.
>>158918226
Yeah with no more free RP for a boost it feels a lot longer to me. I hate the idea of having a "premium" hextech chest rather than the 400 RP.
>>158918302
Grasp for being aggressive, Strength of Ages for more tank late game.
>>158918293
>people are calling me out on my degenerate behavior
>why are u all so autistic and mean :^(((
>>158918302
DFT or grasp.
>>158918293
lol stupid christian boy fuck my parents i smoke weed with my friends after school every day
>sion's a decent pick for doom bots
Too bad my teammates are usually shit.
>>158918473
>m-muh team in fucking BOTS
did YOUR streamfu post a preview of her costume for tomorrow?
>>158918435
>>158918448
>>158918160
>taking needlessly large quantities of something is a bad idea
guys somebody died of a vitamin d overdose vitamin d is bad for you xd
>>158918541
how much munny have you given her?
R63 is kind of stupid when the gender swapped version doesn't share physical similarities to the original (Ex: female signed being voluptuous instead of being skeletal/malnourished). Gender swapped version are top tier when they look like the character and not some ideal version of it. Just me though.
>>158918037
What if you enjoy the beverages that it is found in?
>>158918609
>tfw you just found out water is bad for you, because you can die, if you drink too much
>get a diamond 4 in my team
>we lose
>I FUCKING CARRIED YOU BRO, LOOK AT THE DAMAGE
>LOOK AT THE DAMAGE
>1V1 ME ALREADY YOU FUCKING PUSSY
>literally all in caps
>>158918609
It's almost impossible for you to get vitamin D poisoning unless you're being retarded and trying to kill yourself with it or someone is actively trying to poison you. Nice false dichotomy, retard.
good night
>>158917975
>>158918172
Educate yourselves.
>>158918672
Agree 100% lad
>tfw shitposting in normals with ivern
I want to buy this guy but I really don't understand him at all.
>Enemy Yasuo starts in on the whole NOW YOU'VE MADE ME MAD speech
>Shit all over him for the rest of the game
>Pick him off at 40 minutes for the win
>Ask him when he was going to show me what happens when I make him mad
Anybody else know this feeling?
>MF Ults for 8 billion damage and nobody focuses her
I fucking hate playing against this cunt
>>158918905
Sleep tight, bby.
>>158918908
>caffeine makes me feel bad until it's out of my body :^(
>DUDE WEED LMAO has links to permanently hampered memory
>>158918973
>not moving out of the ult
>>158918931
just q people and ult early
>>158918801
and that's exactly how caffeine is too you stupid cunt. the only way you will OD on caffeine is if you start irresponsibly downing caffeine pills
ingesting a small amount of caffeine EVERY SINGLE DAY will have no negative health effects, only when you stop taking it.
Why the fuck are koreans so good at league? How can we stop them?
>>158919087
Even then a mild headache for like a day or so isn't a big deal.
>Yasuo now has mana
Have
Have I fixed Yasuo?
>>158919087
You can OD on pure caffeine. Apparently that shit is no joke and needs to be measure using a scale.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/man-dies-caffeine-overdose-ingested-spoonfuls-powder-equivalent-70-cans-red-bull-article-1.450469
>>158919206
yes
>>158918905
Sleep well my dude. Sleep well lolg.
>>158919236
Yeah, caffeine pills are savage. Bought some one time from a gas station for a long drive. They kept me up; but, damn did they really keep me up. I felt like shit afterward too.
>>158919206
Until he loses his Le double crit chance :), he wont' ever be balanced.
>>158919206
What's wrong with Yasuo?
>>158919236
What that guy did is giving merit to the darwin awards.
>>158919206
Maybe
>>158919087
Really because I know two people when I was in HS who had caffeine poisoning because of energy drinks and pills. They had no idea what they were doing.
>>158918905
Don't wake up.
>>158919206
Daily reminder that one of the best, if not the best league player in the world said Yasuo is fundamentally broken.
how come there are no genderbender skins
i thought riot's sjw department would be all over this
>>158912824
source?
Give it to me straight /lolg/ how bad is LeBlanc after the rework?
>>158919560
Less burst, more waveclear, better lategame
t.PBEfag
>>158919496http://www.gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=anastasia_d_faizland
>>158907204
Chasing people down is only good when your team is winning fights. If you're behind, the ability to chase people down doesn't mean jack shit.
>>158918338
If you went at 2-3 more games, sure.
Do you play a lot of ADC? He's radically different from all other ADCs. Either way, he's got a learning curve at first, but he's very fun. Definitely one of the best champions Riot has ever made.
Why is the matchmaking in normals so terrible?
>>158919743
my normal MMR is low gold but im actually a low diamond player. some people almost never play norms so their MMR lags way fucking behind their actual skill.
also people fuck around in normals a lot.
daily reminder that you are literally the only constant
challenger smurfs will place gold and win 50 games in a row straight to diamond
LITERALLY just carry harder
>love rumble
>despise top lane
Can I still jungle him?
>>158919337
Then he's a shit Melee Carry because building 4 Crit items and no defenses is really fucking bad for a melee champ.
40 MINUTES LEFT TO VOTE
BRACE FOR IMPACT
>>158919891
I know it's baitbut that's probably because their skill level is much higher than that rank, whereas someone trying to carry in gold 5 as a gold 1 will still struggle because the skill difference isnt massive
>>158910142
Fuck off ruler.
>Faker will singlehandedly kill LoL memesports
>>158919891
>somebody playing 4 tiers below them winning a lot of games somehow means you should be able to carry every single game no matter what
some nice shit tier logic going on here.
>>158919743
One reason is for faster queue times
>>158909827
>I'm not on this
>A literally who is on this in my place
Nice poll
>>158920152
>>158920119
instead of crying and moaning about muh team just develop diamond/master level mechanics and forcibly carry yourself out
you have the potential, but most people seem to lack the application
>>158920152
the logic is just get better at the game lol :)
>>158920281
How do I develop my mechanics to that level without just playing the game?
>>158920261
who are you?
>>158919735
If I went what? And I know how to and I've played a decent amount, but I haven't played ADC much recently. I'm looking forward to his playstyle though. Any tips for when I do get him?
How does one "Stop being a cunt"
>watching aphromoo stream in gold 5 mmr
>goes for a perfect engage level 2
>his jinx uses rockets the entire team (literally) and they lose getting both killed
msung court
Gold 5 babs? Care to explain why a challanger world class player can't carry you?
>>158920536
Remember it's just a game and set your mind to having fun, even if you lose.
How do I play Yorick mid-late game? I keep getting caught without walkers and getting destroyed.
>>158920536
Don't press the chat key
Fuck chinese transfer students
literal cancer
>play top
>get ganked
>get ganked again but by the mid laner syndra
i feel nothing but sadness
>>158920662
Pajeets are worse by far, at least chinese people have SOME respect for authority in them
Poo in loos are lazy, uneducated, and fucking dipshits
>>158920536
Bust a steamy load into your own mouth pregame as a humbling experience.
are there any black people who are good at league of legends
>56 champions were picked or banned in Worlds
>77 champions were uncontested
>77 champions out of 133 are completely irrelevant to game
really makes you think
>>158920773
aphromoo
>>158920773
No, fuck black people
>>158920598
>Remember it's just a game
This barely qualifies as a response. It's basically just an excuse made by normies to excuse their shit play while playing ranked because they apparently don't want to take anything seriously. Always coupled with "Do you have a job?" and "u mad?"
Then again, the fact that I'm saying any of this just means I'm taking it too seriously.
>>158920623
What if you lack self control?
>>158920738
I've already tried that. It doesn't really do anything
>>158920709
>play top
>get cheese ganked at 2 min
>again at 5 min
>and again at 8 min
>and dove at 10 min
>only 1/2 despite so much pressure
>other lanes are 0/3 and enemy got drag
I hate top lane.
>>158920773
I'm ok
>>158919903
thanks guys good talk appreciate the advice
>>158920831
best frog
best girl
>>158920709
why would a darius ever want to ban a garen
darius literally 100% counters garen, a gold darius could even beat a diamond garen it's that one sided.
>>158920846
Aww, did your crush end up dating a black guy?
>>158920848
>Then again, the fact that I'm saying any of this just means I'm taking it too seriously.
Well at least you understand this.
>>158920848
>What if you lack self control
Unbind chat from your keybinds, make it so you cannot type in chat.
>>158920872
stop being entitled
and yes rumble in the jungle is viable
>>158920773
The 3rd best jungler in the world
>>158920773
Faker
>>158920893
No, I just don't like them.
>>158920062
Almost like melee carries flat out don't work in this game unless they have a hugely broken mechanic.
>>158920893
even worse a black GIRL!!!
>>158906676
Bronze is a league of it's own.
It requires a group of premade feeders to enter, and once you do, it's gg for that account.
That said though, it's good fun to try and play through.
>>158906676
If you want to play in bronze just make a new character
I'm OTPing Illaoi support and it's amazing
who would win
A team of Plat 5s
>vs
A bronze, silver, gold, plat and challenger
>>158920773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZnzPQpNwls
>>158921026
>Character
I mean, account. Fuck I've been playingwakfutoo much
>>158920831
56 different picks really isn't all that bad. Sure it'd be great if there was more variety but really the cast is just way too fucking big at this point.
It's kind of hard to come out with new champs that don't either do another champ's thing better or are just another irrelevant pick that does it worse in competitive play.
In solo queue of course you can play whichever ones you like.
I can only get one, guys.
does climbing in the preseason affect placements
>>158920773
Yes
>>158919903
>tfw this was the only good thing about Archeage
Still wasted way too much time on that game.
>>158921157
Lewd dragon. The Lux skin is pretty meh.
>>158920831
At least is not like Pokemon, there's only like 7 or 8 mons you can use in competitive tournaments because every team is the same team.
>>158921180
Yes
>>158921112
who's supposed to be the black guy here
>>158921108
Probably the Plats.
They outclass all the rest so hard that I doubt the challenger could even carry that.
The bronze may as well afk, same with silver, and gold and plat will just halfass try to carry and feed in order to show off the the challenger.
>>158921142
it was like 70 last year.
>>158921142
>It's kind of hard to come out with new champs that don't either do another champ's thing better or are just another irrelevant pick that does it worse in competitive play
Then it's time to copy/plagiarize fom other games and try to present it as the new cool champ.
>>158921380
He has a web cam video, I'm looking.
>>158919206
Double Crit, dash, knock up, teleport, shield
nope still cancer.
>>158920957
It's not broken on a Melee champ because his Crits are reduced in damage.
>>158921180
Yes, BUT only half as much as climbing during the season. Basically the mmr gain from preseason is what matters and it's halved when taken into account, at least from what they've said previously. The start of the current season was different because of the queue change, it only used your mmr at the end of 2015 season. There's nothing to suggest that will happen this year though.
>>158921108
Depends on if the Challenger's teammates are going to listen to him.
If they would pick what he told them to, build what he told them to, and listened to his instructions in game, he could probably control the game pretty easily. If the bronze and silver pick Zed and Vayne and feed their asses off, GG
>>158921108
The team with the challenger easily.
>champ tower dives you
>when they panic flash but they're already dead
FIFTEEN MINUTES
SEND 'EM IF YOU'VE GOT 'EM
>>158922020
>Champion tower dives me
>Get Shurima Shuffled into the turret
>Miss the flash over the wall and helplessly bounce into my turret again
>>158919337
Who the fuck thinks yasuo is good? He does some annoying shit in lane and he has kill pressure against a lot of laners, but really? You have to walk up to him or get hit by a an incredibly teleraphed skillshot for him to do anything late game, and his mobility is completely situational.
i just want him to love me back
Why does Janna have such perfectly teasable ears? Its like god put them there to be licked, nibbled, folded over, and tugged on. They're like her personal little affection protrusions.
Is she an elf? Is it a side effect of growing up in Zaun? Or did god just decide to create perfection one day?
>>158919903
>archeage boat physics
MA NIGGA
I want to taste Shyvana's dragon milk.
>>158922210
>league will never extend janna's lore
she has no personality besides being the most annoying support in game
>>158922327
She's a hippie who wants to curtail Zaun's irresponsible use of science and magic
>>158921380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP4ph2NAFpM
>>158922181
>Who the fuck thinks yasuo is good
The objectively best player in the game
>>158921380
Also her's a bonus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDopNK1O2mA
>>158921607
that sounds fucking stupid im pretty sure thats not how it works lol
>>158920848
>getting mad at a video game.
:^) i bet you were one of the kids who raged at monopoly
>>158903595
so many bots and it's like the guy who's making them is getting better at it. i would've noticed if it weren't for the three bots having the exact same summoner icon and always grouping in similar positions. they played better than the average bronze play..
Why are your pick rates so fucking shit lolbabs?
>>158922675
im sure you havent been relevant since season 1
>>158921457
They've been doing that for ages. The problem isn't with the skills in the champions' kits its with the items.
The scaling item model just doesn't allow for as much diversity because damage is too important and the item model makes it so you can't make it inherent to a champ's kit without making them overpowered.
>>158922752
Our game isn't an RNG infested mess won by coinflips to the point that actual picks are irrelevant : ^)
Same reason our tournaments actually have consistent winners based on who the best players are.
Why don't more people rush zz'rot on heimer mid?
-It keeps you consistently above 400 movement speed
-Its build path is versatile for countering enemy mids/jungle
-It provides crazy sustain
-It pushes from your first tower all the way to second
Even with sacrificing early AP, you still win every trade as long as you kite.
>>158922675
Just what people have said on reddit and based on what Riot has said themselves. They will never give any real information about the mmr system away.
>>158922847
people literally do that already
>>158922752
who's that guy from dota again
i think i fapped to him getting his ass eaten by slark
>>158922826
If only you could level PAST level 18, and then all of the stats you got from an XP lead could compensate for the fact that items are tools instead of for scaling stats, PLUS you could still add stat scaling items that are exorbitantly expensive that could beat bought but only when you have a huge lead.
>>158922847
People do that but Mid is a waveclear lane so it honestly isn't as efficient as you'd hope.
>>158922183
what if he never does?
>>158922210
janna is a magician and a prostitute, she grew them to lure more clients
>>158923069
i guess ill force myself to move on thenmy problem is not knowing how he feels though
>>158922183
Just play, anon.Love is hard
THAT'S TIME
Please be patient while we count up the votes. I'll let you know who won ASAP
>>158923221
I thought you were content with not knowing and just being friends incase he doesn't reciprocate your feelings
>>158922183
Are you the Decidueye?
>Not maining Vayone or Ribbon so you can carry yourself out of bronze
Fags,its the best way to impact the game and you gays look down upon it
Migrate whenever.
>>158923543
>>158923543
>>158923543
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>>158923543
>If I play jungle, bot shits the bed despite getting all the attention
>If I play Support, Jungle is a moron who gets all his shit stolen while failing gank
Think I'm just gonna go to the island that is top, becuase fuck playing these roles.
>>158923613
When you go top, everyone feeds.
At least that is my experience.
>>158923480
>not just playing a waveclear champ and farming your way out of bronze
Honestly, this is working better than anything else ever has.
Otherwise I get left as Vayne at base trying to clear a double super wave while everyone else holds their dicks in the jungle.
>>158919891
-t. silver 4
>>158920281
Yeah because that's totally fucking easy
Just fuck off
>>158923613
Do you honestly think randomly switching roles will secure you a win?
lonely af anyone want to play ARAM?
>>158926275
my tag is Eivr if you want to f around and play against bots or just aram
>>158911750
Stonewall008