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what's actually happening with this whole sombra/ARG/etc thing?

>>158061125
The fact they specifically mentioned November 1st in the "ARG" emails has me thinking she'll go to PTR then.

There's no way they can keep this shit up until blizzcon. People WILL boo them

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BLIZZARD NEEDS TO HURRY UP AND ADD SEXY OMNIC GIRLS TO THE OVERWATCH ROSTER.

>>158061220
Sombra said to wait until next week for the next part. Blizz is just stringing people along until she's announced at Blizzcon.

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>>158053246
NERF THIS

>>158061220
Long story short, Blizzard's been teasing a new hero named Sombra since the game released in the form of hidden easter eggs that have become increasingly less hidden and more complicated as time goes on. Two months ago "Sombra" made a forum post which had a countdown in it. The countdown lasted two months with nothing happening during it and when it finally ended and literally nothing happened and the "ARG" continued like normal.

People are blueballed and pissed because of it.

>>158061220
sombra is sleeping

>>158061437
lmao, gg blizz

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>>158061427

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Cutest and best pairing

>>158061631
>Lip biting
Love that.

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You can only pick one to live the rest of your life with, who do you choose

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>>>>>>>DVa """""""""main""""""""""
>>>>>>>Hollywood
>>>>refuses to switch after getting thoroughly fucked
>>>"""""muh medals"""""
>switch off zarya to pharah and drag us to the second cap
>still can't get my shitters to stay on the cart, and we lose

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nerf dis

>>158061773
nice oc's anon

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DOCTAH JAMESON JUNKENSTEIN!!!

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>>158061631
WEW LAD

>>158061968
Well I already have an Akita, so.

>>158061497
WAKE UP SOMBRA

>>158061607

For that anon who got so upset about how an avatar poster was made, if you're going to hate me atleast get it right.

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give me all your stinky hana pics or i'll do it

>>158061542
Additionally after the latest hint we just got told to wait another whole week

>>158062008
Get in the PTR already you bitch

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>>158062000
tfw my two favorites are d.va and hanzo

I do switch when it doesn't work and most people are nice enough to let me try even in comp

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>tfw i fucking suck

>>158062008
why does she have a boner?

>Those boops

>>158062095
Nobody was mad, I asked you to commission the artist for new shit instead of boring me with the same content over and over again.

Either commit or find a new shtick.

Reposting since I posted this at the end of the last thread, didn't realize it was about to end.

Do you always need another Support as Ana and Zenyatta? I feel Lucio and Mercy can solo Support, but not the former.

And what about Ana + Zenyatta? Too much offense? Or is it adequate amounts of heals?

>>158062204
it's just a video game, you shouldn't feel bad about sucking.

http://pastebin.com/DvFNidwR

repost cause hot

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>>158061968
It's a tough choice, but I think the Leonberger sounds best.

>>158062017
IS CUTE

>>158062213
Both teams have no chance against actually good teams.

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>>158061631
>bulging mound

WHOA THERE

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>>158062205
It's a puffy sweater

comfortable and easy to wear

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>>158062278
>tfw video game is life

>>158061631
see you in 3 days

>>158062193
That's the thing though.

She never switched, even when they had a Mei, Zarya, and Reaper.

The only reason we made it past the choke at the saloon is because I swapped off Zarya, went pharah, and rained justice down on Mei and Zarya.

We had plenty of steam, but what I couldn't understand is why the healers rushed forwards with us.

Me and a couple friends had the idea of having the healers on the cart, so we could keep the pressure on, and if we needed healing, we can just fall back to the cart.

>>158061968
Schipperkes look derpy as hell, it's like somebody tried to shave them and gave up at their neck scruff.
Give me a Genji doge.

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>>158061350

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>3 straight games where team couldn't even touch the point including me

I just... huh...

>>158062474
Yeah I know Hanzo, D.Va, Mercy and Junkrat are all shitter magnets. It's amazing to see someone with like 30 hours of D.Va and be so bad at her too.

Nobody cares about you infinitely pelting rein's shield you dumb bitch, go boop that winston into a corner and ruin his day.

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>all these newfriends posting shit ships
coming through faggots.

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>tfw a mei freezes you
>and then a dva tosses her meka at you

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>>158062108
Do it, you edgy chickenshit. DO IT.

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>>158062639
ships are dumb, Reyes hanging out with children is where it's out

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>>158062108
DO NOT

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>>158062108
Don't do it Reapfield! That's our stinky gremlin!

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>>158062108

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You guys have no idea how happy it makes me that stinky hana caught on

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>>158062779
dadReapy/kid McMeme >>> dadReapy/baby Pharah

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>>158062681
>mfw

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>>158062880

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>>158063000
I like all forms of Dad Reaper

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>>158062246
You did, someone though was upset, and got it wrong, on the tale I had spun that created an avatar poster.

To me this is all just shitposting and theory crafting when I'm bored.

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is this general dead

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>>158062997
Why do people even say that? How did it began?
If there was somebody stinkier it would be Pharah or Tracer.

Why does Junkrat not have a proximity mine? His remote mine should be active at all times.

>got all the halloween shit that i wanted
>made it to 3200 aka quickplay with mics
>got all the chievos in 4 trys so now its no fun to play
see you guys when sombrero is released

>>158063315
its *sombra you dumbass

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>>158063216
Some anon me

Started posting about how junebug/b.va had a crotchplate and then later that it was stinky and then other people started saying it to anons who would first post Hana in new threads then it became the OP a few times and now it's around forever.

>>158063197
Depends on the time and if 76xReyes anon and GenjixTracer anon is up. Tends to get lively as people loose it a bit and have to argue with one being an obvious troll and give the other shit even though he actually tries to help people.

>>158063000
>Morrison teaching him to howl
C-cute

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>>158063000
What is with koreans and their animal ear shit. Mercy is a leopard as well.

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>>158062997
New and exciting ways to bully Hana will always catch on.

>>158063296
because that's not good gameplay

>>158063405
It dies right now.

>>158063375
aww someone is cranky

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>>158061631
>that Smugberry
I want to hug that smug.

>>158063296
>I want to be afk and still be a threat

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>>158063490
I'll go back to posting dad.va then

>>158061968
Aren't poodles German?

>>158063570
Quality blueberry

>>158063458
hana x tracer is awful. stop posting this shit.

>>158063595
That dies too.

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>>158054305
This is absolutely wonderful.

>>158063578
Torb pre-nerf?

Man Cloud9 is making Kingdom look like fucking children

Am I the only one that doesn't give a shit about how useless Defense characters are in competitive (minus Widow)?

I always saw them as crutches for new players (like, new to FPS new) to get into the game and feel like they're doing something in Quickplay, rather than as viable for any type of competitive play.

Also, Quickplay needs to be seperated into "Practicing for Competitive Mode" and "Overwatch is Team Fortress 3 Mode"

>>158063454
Not sure about Mercy (are snow leopards native to Switzerland?), but I think Reyes is supposed to be a jaguar since they live in Central and South America.

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>>158063654
You can't kill purest love

>>158063708
kyky's bantz are the best in the world

>>158063578
>>I want to be afk and still be a threat
i want a hero like this tbqh

>>158063657
Haven't seen this since before Ana released, everyone just kinda started putting Ana and Jack together.

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How does anyone plays healers on this game? I'm trying Ana on Brawl because McCree it's one of the best and all I get is people blaming me for the Reaper (that I slept and Hanzo fucking ulted on top of it) killing them.

Jesus Christ.

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Bastion update when? Give him his shield back already

>>158063454
For being close to japan, they are affected by nuclear radiation.

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>>158063764
hana x lena is the only pure love

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>>158062008
Stop that I'm trying to sleep!

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>>158063653
Don't make me fetch Genji x Tracer poster.

>>158063454
Don't question cultural influences. Like most Japanese think Moomins is Japanese

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Genuinely think Overwatch has forced 50% winrate now.

Real shame, but after getting diamond and then getting stacks everygame that pick heroes with sub-50% winrates as well as outlandish picks like Widowmaker on KOTH I think i'm gonna have to quit.

If blizzard seriously expects me to play with a stack that has a maggot over 300 rank points below us, Jeff can go and suck a fart out of my ass. Purposefully placing individual players with mongoloids abusing the system is just a death sentence for this game.

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>>158063869
>That flyby of those tits

Goddamn, you women should be thankful every day we just don't have you permanently chained to our beds

>>158063751
>are snow leopards native to Switzerland?
No.
They're from southern Siberia, the Himalayas, and the mountain ranges along the western side of the Gobi Desert that connect those first two regions.

>>158063741
>Am I the only one that doesn't give a shit about how useless Defense characters are in competitive (minus Widow)?
Ya
>I always saw them as crutches for new players (like, new to FPS new) to get into the game and feel like they're doing something in Quickplay, rather than as viable for any type of competitive play.
Thats fine
>Also, Quickplay needs to be seperated into "Practicing for Competitive Mode" and "Overwatch is Team Fortress 3 Mode"
Practice for comp is just called sub 3000

>>158063858
Some people really like the abuse.

>>158064058
You're exactly as bad, it makes no difference if one or both of you are here.

>>158064058
Her legs! what the fuck is wrong with her legs?

>>158064158
Having an instalock Hanzo ruin a decent team comp shouldn't count as practice.

>>158064109
there's no forced 50, games are just toss ups because the matchmaker is bad at finding balanced games
so you literally have a 50% chance of having retards on your team or the other team having retards

>>158064157
>>158063751
>>158063454
As long as we're actually engaging with this total faggotry, I'd go with Mercy being a Eurasian Lynx.

>>158064258
tracey's got long legs

>>158061968
Zarya has best pupper

>>158063526
you bet i am

>lose 40-45 sr when i lose
>gain 25 when i win

how the fuck am i suppose to get out of elo hell?

>>158064450
win more than you lose duh

>>158064450
Aimbotting.

Either that or get really good with Reinhardt or Zarya.

>>158064258
Koreans can't anatomy

>>158064450
Win streak bonuses.

>>158064264
It's bad in that it favors low que times over quality of games. So after so long it will force a bunch of randoms to go up against a stack because the stack has been qued for so long.

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ive had overwatch since launch and ive never once played comp

>>158064261
>Having an instalock Hanzo ruin a decent team comp shouldn't count as practice.
If the hanzo instalocked and you then picked a team comp is it not ruined because you picked something that would not work with the hanzo?

>>158064692
ok

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>>158064692
good

>>158064692
k

>>158063797
Yeah.
Best ship got forgotten by a bunch of people.
Even though Ana and Reinhardt are the ones who actually have dialogue with them being flirtatious and close with one another.
Meanwhile, Ana and Soldier are like,
>so, uh, what's new with you?
>I don't know, just been doin' soldiery stuff I guess

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>>158061968
Mastiff Reapy to protect my yard because that's one beast looking dog holy shit.

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>>158064692
Same, seeing how mad and frustrated people here get at it, I thank God for that.

>>158064735
There is nothing that works with a Hanzo.

Hanzo is not a team player.

I mean if he pick Hanzo as an offense of the 2/2/2 I'll pick either a tank or a healer but that doesn't mean Hanzo is going to help us in any fashion. It just means he's going to make the other offense player do twice the work.

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Did you get everything you wanted, anon? Only 10 days left. You know, you could always just buy lootboxes..

>Hesitate and don't instalock Roadhog
>Have to play as Lucio

Every time.

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>>158064812
honestly ive avoided it because i know how mad i would get, plus im not even that good. im maybe an average player that could be considered above average if they get lucky

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>>158064692
Neither have I, I stopped playing shortly after Ana released and just come here for the shitposting.

>>158064973
>instalock Roadhog
>still have to play Lucio because no one will switch

>>158064890
>Witch Mercy
>The fucking monster Roadhog 3 times now
>Junkenstein 2 times
>Ana pumpkin
>Pharah zombie
>Still can't get the reaper
>Everything else is so cheap or bad who cares

I kinda want the Reaper, I have so many legendary skins for him already but I barely play him...

>Go Tracer
>Hanzo and McCree totally fucking ignore Torbjorns turret which is circling above us on Volkswagon defense
>It keeps fucking shooting me the whole time on defense B

It's the worst goddamned thing.

>>158065008
will you come back for sombra?

>>158064890
i wanted the condom and vampire icon but can't be bothered, fuck rng

>Join comp game
>4 teammates insta lock DPS
>Me and other rando do tank/healer picks
>He never heals anyone but me
>DPS' get assblasted
>"Maybe if you went healer you guys wouldn't deal with this issue"
>They throw the game

Why is this allowed to happen in high plat?

>>158065116
>hanzo and torbjorn
go zarya for ez win

Where are people getting it from that sombra will have cloaking, disguising, going invisible or whatever shit? Has there been literally any hints whatsoever for that? Or is everyone just autistic and pulling shit straight out of their ass with no logic behind it

>>158065321
leaked voicelines from a couple months ago.

>>158065321
>Why do people want a shitty tacked on TF2 Spy class

FTFY

>>158065129
>Rumored to be a stealth hero
>People couldn't manage to turn around when the hero was 100% obvious

Yeah I had to stop playing cause it was either ask why people were so fucking clueless or drink and play. Whiskey is expensive

>>158065321
she wont come out anyway lol

>>158065321
Everything on this game is copied someway somehow from TF2 and the Spy is one of the few characters remaining.

>>158065321
it's >>158065421

lines for each character to the effect of "there's a hidden enemy nearby; be careful"

>>158065573
i ship it

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>>158065573

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>>158063869
Nah, that continues to limit his gameplay yo camping that is easily countered.

They should

- change his self heal from e to right click and give him a new ability:

- E: heals allies in front of him at melee range 75 HP/s

- can move at half normal speed when self healing or ally healing when in Recon mode

- Tank configuration is immune to self damage

There now bastion is a viable defense hero that acts as both sentry and dispenser from TF2

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>>158064812
>think golden guns are tacky trash for tasteless arabs and basketball americans
>hate playing with and against hyper-competitive spastics
>still suffer through it just in case Blizzard decide to throw in shit hot premium character skins that cost comp points

>>158065421
>>158065603
uh, why does that have to be for sombra
that could as well have been for ana

What screen size do you guys use? I'm on 22 inch. I played on a 27 inch once and it just felt weird, even if sitting further away.
Is it just something you get used to? I imagine it's great for "immersive" games like Fallout 4, but what about more competitive games?

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>those few times i fuck up as rein and see my team fall apart in seconds i realise how important he is
>now too scared to let anyone else play him

>>158065082
>on koth
>someone goes mercy
>if I go lucio thats one less person fighting
>go zen
>they have lucio/zen
>they win
HMM I WONDER

>>158065573
That's pretty hot.

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>>158065882
>This community

>>158064890
Is there a site where you can get the templates for every event or is it something owg-made?
Anyways, I need the template

>>158061968
Are you implying that Junkrat eats babies?

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>>158066036
>try to play rein
>absolutely fucking suck at tanking
>feel terrible as team dies

and that's why i dont play rein unless everyone decides to be non-tanks

Where is Sombra?

>>158066316
right here
*unzips dick*

>>158066316
sleeping

>>158066316
Waiting you at Blizzcon™®

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>>158066316
being a neet on r9k and trying to fit a laura cosplay

What do you do when your team picks a class and stays that class for the rest of the game but they are total shitters so the enemy just spends the entire game counter-picking you?

How do you win when the enemy team is so much better than yours that they can dedicate their picks to just killing you?

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>>158066660
Well you lose while my team wins! Its obvious

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>cant share your custom games with randoms

I dont have friends Blizzard pls fix ;-;

>>158066660
You can't win if your team wants to lose. Teamwork is the most important thing in this game.

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How do I reaper good?

>>158065882
They were added AFTER Ana was added into the game you dipshit

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>>158066316

>>158066316
ARG faggotry has been extended for as long as it takes for Blizzard to find and hire just the right kind of brown actress to playact some Watchdogs 2 tier shit as Sombra onstage at Blizzcon.

>>158066807
Why did you cut a quarter of it out?

>>158066872
just reap?

Is shadder the best Genji player?

>>158066841
Public custom games might happen. At least Kaplan said they set some time aside to take a real look at it.

>>158066872
Click on people.
Wraith form when things go to shit.
Q.
He is to ofense what Lucio is to support, there's not a lot of wiggle room.

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>>158066967
I have no idea.

>Eugene no can carry!
what did he mean by this?

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Reyes and Morrison will be canon.
Try not to get too upset over it.

>>158066895
sombra was teased at launch of the game already
why didn't we assume then that literally everything that was added in patches was related to sombra but specifically these voice lines

this community is fucktarded

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>>158064890
JUNKENSTEIN KEEPS ELUDING ME REEEE

>>158067027
If nothing else confirming a gay ship might shut people up, so I guess I'm down for it.

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Genji is still fucking stupid and you know it

Just dash into the back and spend the whole game double jumping while spamming right click, wow so amazing what a skilled character
Don't worry, once you get a kill you can just dash back out

>>158066807
Who the fuck is thaaaaaaaaaaaat on the left?

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>>158066967
Zarya intimidates them because she can bench more than them.

>>158066231
go dva or raodhog next time

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>play rein
>eichenwalde attack
>we have a pharah, genji and mccree
>pharah and genji both stand behind me firing at enemy and missing instead of going up and over to actually do their jobs
>mccree twiddles his dick and laments his apparent lack of an "e" key as tracer and mei just run around up inside my asshole, killing the entire team again and again
>manage to teamwipe with a well-placed ult and take point
>mei and tracer continue to anally rape the team as we push the payload
>lose eventually after mei stands in front of me to freeze leisurely (i cannot drop shield, this is the last corner in the castle and concentrated fire is right in front of me) and then just walk in and ult
>through all of this, our mercy has done a fucking exemplary job (clutch rezzes, damage boosts, pistol-killing tracer and mei once or twice)
>mccree: we needed an ana instead of a mercy would've won then bg

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>D va bringing shut-in Sombra out to her comp games and doing pic related on social media

>Sombra trying to hide her identity and hang out with her crush at the same time

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Why did they give such a neat character such a trash ultimate ? The RC-XD was the least fun I've had while gaming until this guy shows up

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>>158066872
Shoot people
Wraith form to your team
DEATH RAINS FROM ABOVE

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>eloboosting some guy
>one of our players spends the entire match chasing around enemies and emoting at them, then complaining when killed

>win anyway

Remember friends: there's no such thing as an uncarriable game

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Reyes is literally me.

Which hero is literally you?

>>158067113
Honestly this is true.

>gay relationship is canon in a game
Artwork and conversation about it dies out or doesn't exist in the first place.

>Gay relationship that would never ever happen in a game
Drowning and artwork and the community that supports it has been alive for years.

The same thing happens to anime too.

>>158067115
People with skill don't miss shots, which puts a timer on genji's life span. Hint: It doesn't last very long. Stay Gold, shitter.

>>158067032
Because those are the only voice lines that seem like they are in response to a specific enemy that has a mechanic not yet in game, i.e stealth. Every other new, unused voice line is very obviously in response to a holiday or some shit.

the only fucktard here is you

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>>158067027
Hey you're back how's life treating ya?

>>158067113
No it wont

>>158067194
why are you boosting dinghy?
and why did you try to cover up his name if you weren't gonna cover up anything else?

>>158065717
no.

passive - pick up scrap for self healing

new ability - holocamo. Bastion disguises him self as a random doodad on the map. bastion cannot move while disguised. lasts until he moves, is shot, he shoots, or he transforms. then goes on a 10 second cool down.
>was that tree always there? did that flower pot just move?

Bastion can now serve as a better defensive hero by getting the ambush on players.

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>>158067194
>gold guy playing DVa talking shit
You can't make this up.

>>158067296
refer to >>158067260

>>158067232
I relate to Ana the most.

>>158067261
I'm diamond, bitch. He's still stupid as fuck every game because the only DPS that can deal with his close-range style is McCree, who just gets his grenade reflected.

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>>158067151
>that face

good fucking lord

>>158067439
>If it doesn't have an anime face it's bad!

Mercy
>>158067232

>>158067232
mccree

>tfw i even look like mccree IRL

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>>158067194
>81 eliminations

>>158067376
It will stop some, but most will still want the ship they back to also be canon. It'll be a never ending cycle untill Blizzard nits up and either puts the heros in relationships with each other or an outside person lore wise.

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>>158066807
I like this one more

>>158067194
reported to blizzard :)
enjoy the ban fag

>>158067137
i want zarya to fuck me

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>>158067232
I'm a mix of Reaper, Junkrat and Roadhog

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>>158067194
>22 minutes of KOTH

>>158067032
Actually for awhile when they teased ana in the background of a video and the sombra clues on maps we assumed the masked character was sombra but then ana got released and that was dismissed because the masked character was just one of ana's skins. Next some new voicelines leaked
>an enemy is around
>i cant see you but i know you are there
>something aint right
>enemy detected
so its probably a stealth character of some kind thats the guess. The next hero to be released is going to be sombra, its possible she is the stealth character.

>>158067570
PICTURES SLUT OR YOU'RE LYING

>>158067741
You're not the only one my friend

>>158067785
>when they teased ana in the background of a video

bwhat

>>158067785
it's not just possible, it's extremely likely. We saw cloaked Sombra in a summer games video.

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>>158067137
I want Zarya to use me as weights for lifting and afterwards squat 'n' chill while drinking beer.
But only with her natural haircut and haircolor.
I'm not a freak.

She'd be probably pretty bro. She could beat up all the bullies and give me some advices on how to get swole fast.

>>158067895
Source?

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there needs to be more.

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>>158067143
im actually a pretty good roadhog but d.va? fuck dva. how the fuck do you use dva. she is a goddamn enigma to me. everytime i use dva i die about 10 times within 30 seconds. im not saying shes a bad character but just. how.

>>158068008
Sombra is an ugly shitskin, no thanks.

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>>158067730
>mercy and pharah the same height
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>158067895
that was painfully false.

>>158066872
tele to sneaky spots
drop in to kill healers in backline
death blossom from above or when stun heroes are on cool down

>>158065950
c'est trop adorable

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>its a Dva and Zarya waits for dps to initiate episode

JUST

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I wonder how a Talon Pharmercy would work out

>>158067194
>Time: 22 minutes

how fucking stupid is this jesus christ fix your game blizztard

>>158067957
Alcohol kills gains my man, only drinking on weekends if you want to get swole.

>>158067679
Well yeah, but they wouldn't bother to pair off the entire cast, would they? That would be bad fanfic levels of retarded. I'm mostly just talking about the people who are bitching about MUH REPRESENTATION.

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>>158068075
>but there is porn of Sym and Pharah, as well as Gabriella

>>158068170
Talon Mercy is basically Reaper, I guess

But instead of killing people, she turns everyone else into Reapers

>>158067785
>The next hero to be released is going to be sombra, its possible she is the stealth character.

just because of some voicelines

wow reddit is as retarded as usual

>>158068008
I'm ready for more

>>158068008
this artist is not very good

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>>158067232

>>158067980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTGOzV4RAvY

>>158068139
Yeah dude the cloak effect is just there because of an error xD no way thats real

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>>158067862
Ana was in one of the temple of Anubis videos striking a pose in shrike. People figured it was either pharah's mother, a sniper character, or sombra.
Its been awhile but I think if you go the vault on dorado and look at the table you can see files on shrike and sombra

>>158068293
Can't tell if you're trolling but I guess that means you're doing a good job.

If every character now has multiple callouts for a stealthed enemy what else could it mean besides a new stealth hero

>>158068181
It went to 99% vs 99% in all 5 games
I was sweating like a fucking animal by the end

>>158067895
That was just the Lucio skin wave effects getting stuck on the screen

>>158068170
Mercy is Talon.

You think good people just go around performing medical experiments to bring the dead back to life? Creating cyborg ninjas and nanomachine swarm mexicans?

>>158068183
Us slavs don't care about that nonsense. We have mad resistance which is somewhat given since alcohol is cheaper than water in slav countries.

>>158068336
Is the text under 'THE SUCCESSOR' related to Zenyatta's meditation emote letters? Is it decipherable?

>>158068208
Then the cycle will then just shift to the next pairing they want to see, and the fanfic will keep spinning out.

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>>158068215
this is true

>>158068337
It was quite literally an error, are you retarded? Only reddit would be this gullible.

>>158068421
Shrike is only on Anubis. It's just everyone was so focused on Sombra they took that and the figure in the gamespot videos as her instead of Ana.

>>158068482
Don't think there's a translation of ommie letters yet.

>>158068170
>"Talon" characters
>black and red
>2 out of the 3 known Talon operatives wear high amounts of purple

??????

literally miss all 6 shots when the enemy is in front of me.
why the fuck is this piece of shit so shit? fuck man, buff his right click cause he literally cant hit shit with it. what is the point of it anyway?

you know who im talking about

the last thing this game needs is more stealth heroes to pick on supports
every single game, stealth heroes are either completely OP or completely useless.
she's going to end up as another widowmaker or bastion

>>158068293
Its just discussion and the voicelines at the moment dont fit any current character. Could be just for an event desu but with the new hero coming out and no event so far having to deal with enemies that you can not see i feel like its a decent guess. Feel free to be upset though

>>158068471
Mercy just saved Genji's life while it was the rest of Overwatch that turned him into a weapon.

>>158068482
Some people think it means the third doomfist is going to be omnic but if you think about it lore wise it makes no sense because nobody knows who the third doomfist is. It is more likely that since Numbani is a very omnic-human friendly city that they would have multiple languages.

An omnic doomfist would be cool though. I just think that it does not imply that from what we know

>>158068647
dumb people just think bad guys = black/red

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I've fallen to a rank so low that I can't carry my team and they are legit retarded. (2200)
Half are on tilt and the other half are just really bad.
I'm getting 3-4 golds every game
Send help (or friends)

>>158068647
>Ignores Talon agents from Winston's cinematic
>Thinks that fake Sombra pic was real

I'm laughin at you, not with you

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>>158068608

How do you win a game when you have to either go tank or healer and the rest of the team won't go fucking either?

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>>158068668
>stealth
Im going to abuse the shit out of her while shes broken

>mfw zeratul
>mfw nova
>mfw spy

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>>158067232
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

'm looking at my stats in overbuff and have discovered something odd

In competitive, I get 52% accuracy and 10% critrate on mccree every game, virtually always.
In quickplay, I get 45% accuracy and 14% critrate, virtually always.

Why might this be?
https://www.overbuff.com/players/pc/ENUMBRE-1733/heroes/mccree?
https://www.overbuff.com/players/pc/ENUMBRE-1733/heroes/mccree?mode=competitive

is this the doing of the jews?

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>>158068920
May as well just throw this in here too

>>158066872
>Wait for Ana
>DIE DIE DIE
>TEAM KILL

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>>158068920

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QP amirite

>>158069065
Different aimbot settings.

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>finally finished my placement matches with a buddy of mine
>got placed in Plat, surprisingly
>next match, friend invites another shithead to give him a taste of comp and he fucked around non stop and of course we lost
>unranked party on the rest of the team blames the entire loss on me specifically
>For a high rank player you are fucking terrible kill yourself etc
>Gold healing, elims, objective time/kills
Jesus christ dude does this happen often or did I just get unlucky with being matched with Unranked dudes

>>158069078
>>158068920
You are reaching hard, it was a graphical error. Explain to me how this happened to literally one one person then?

>>158069160
Why the hell are they all Mercy? That doesn't even seem fun to play.

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>mfw I trash talk almost every game
Some people literally have no hand, desu.

>>158069065
why even bother typing all that out?
we all know you just want to post your stats

>>158066807
>T h i c c under fishnets
Ain't nothin' better

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>>158069273
memes, idk, it's quickplay, you don't question it, you just use it to get free achievements

>>158062853
Now THAT'S a rare ship

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>go into dorado
>see this

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>>158061383
Sombra was a missed opportunity
Though given that Reaper is racist of omnics, it wouldn't make sense for him to hire one

>>158069354
It is actually confusing though. Why one super consistent hitrate for competitive, and a different, also super consistent one for QP?

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>>158069273
DUDE its so funny if we all pick mercy bro! haha!! we're so funny!!! yeah. woo

>>158069430
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS FUCKING IMAGE FOR LIKE AN HOUR TO REPLY TO THIS EXACT POST

>>158069401
thats always been there

>>158069430
reaper isn't the head of talon, he's a hired gun like sombra

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>>158062008
>When you go to post the picture you made but some one else beat you to it

>>158069532
you've always been here like the father i never had

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>>158069401
Quite the hams, those two.

>Own all 4 reaper legendaries
>Only want Pumpkin
>I've reached the point where that i get a legendary i dont get hyped
>tfw it's always shit

Someone save me from this eternal hell

>>158069646
You can buy your way out :^)

>>158069731
>Wasting currency on a skin i still have 2-3 weeks to grab

>>158069646
>tfw got rid of my shame, got 50 crates, and got everything I wanted, and then some
Now, time to stock up on coins until Sombraxo wakes up.

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>>158069596
>mcrib

>>158069785
Be a good goy and just buy it, don't worry you won't get duplicates after.

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>>158069785
>11 days
>2-3 weeks
You need some sleep anon

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>>158066316

>>158069273
reddit meme going full retard

>>158069514
I was annoyed but then I enjoyed it because I stole the potg from out widow who sniped them earlier

>>158065512
I dont miss spychecking

Can I still just solocarry every game with genji like I did in season 1? I know they nerfed him.

>Tuesday comes
>They just push the changes the leveling and nothing else live
How do you react?

>>158070112
Genju's solo carry ability is limited because the entire enemy team will start focusing you

Mei is probably the easiest to "carry" with

>>158070080
Stealth is more likely to make it into the game than disguise, which is the main reason people bitched about spy.

>>158070118
Happy because that means more free boxes

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>>158070118

>>158070112
No.

>>158069936
>I just realized that its 10 days until halloween

I need to get out of the house for once fucking hell...

>>158070118
Surprised because they said that wouldnt go live until mid November

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Maybe Blizzard's taking so long releasing Sombra so that they have the cute masky cloak figure as a legendary skin especially for the fanbase

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>>158070285
>tfw just looked at the date
>21st of october
>actually surprised as fuck

Holy shit

>>158069430
Holy shit I've...appreciated...this pic so many times before and I never noticed the dagger blade thing she has before.

>>158070285
Oh its the perfect time for it right now
>cool fresh air
>leaves just starting to fall off
>decorations up
Make some time for it tommorrow anon

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>>158067308
>Pick up scrap

You're wanting to entice bastions to leave their well fortified or advantageous positions post-kill to walk over corpses for healing when he already heals 75hp/s

>Prophunt ability

That is the most gimmicky and dumb ability and doesn't help at all.

Everyone knows where stuff is and he would stick out like a sore thumb, along with not helping the beam of bullets and sound he produces.

And the advantageous positions for bastion are obvious, so a prop being there doesn't help him.

And to try and be an ambush hero with a mile wide hitbox, no mobility, and the need to anchor yourself into the ground, are you literally retarded?

>Waiting on another installation or update...
-_-

I just want to fucking play, hurry up, this game is so annoying with updates. Barely even changes anything. At least tell me what you're fucking updating and how long it's going to take.

>>158070163
more please

>>158070425
>Cool fresh air
>Mixed with a assload of rain

I sure love living in the Northeast

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>this alienware shitshow spectacular

>>158070325
this is the most retarded thing ever

>>158068837
It's the "evil" color scheme because nazis used it

You all have been brainwashed by Hollywood jews

>>158070552
Its pretty dry in flyover Missouri

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>>158070575
Please be nice to her, she's a sleepy little churro

>>158069264
???
It's in the official trailer you mong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpcOD9tJM4k#t=1m12s

>>158070575
alright grumps

>>158070767
>Actual gremlin