/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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first for stripes

>self bumbing

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Xth for THE GOOD OL' DAYS AFTER 9/11

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xth for the Good Times

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nth for the stinger GT, which is still a sexy fucking vehicle

>>154578559
n+1 for post pics that can actually show their subject

>>154578559
As much as I want one, is it really worth $875,000?

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>no one joins my deathmatch
>can't complete daily
CIA niggers, all of them

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>>154580403
I thought the moonlight was pretty. Also the photo aligns the moon, it's reflection and my car in an artsy way so go fuck yourself

>>154580420
It looks great-has curves in all the right places-and is really fun to cruise around in. Technically the coquette classic has better performance but I like the smooth look of the stinger GT.

None of these luxury cars are really "worth the price" in the end, it's all about what style you like. The interior is great too

>>154580701
Instead of complaining, you could post your name and ask people to help you.
Just an idea.

>>154581978
nah fuck that

fuck deathmatch
fuck daily challenges
fuck missions of all types

/freeroam/, /heist/ or GTFO

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>>154581978
I got my based senpai to help me with it 3 minutes after me posting we dueled with revolvers only

Need new Pegasus vehicle. Recommend one please!
I already have Rhino Tank, Duster, marquis, tropic, sea shark, buzzard, stretch, liberator, bersa, Valkyrie, hydra, savage, insurgent pickup, volatus, cargobob jetsam, and nimbus. Don't have returning player content and I plan on getting tug boat and turreted limo

>>154583647
Golden miljet desu senpai baka

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>>154583647
D U N E
U
N
E

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ITT: "Oh right, that car exists"

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>>154584328
That car is easy to fix. Add a couple of doors and here we go

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huh

also am i assume that the Banshee 900R is not the fastest car anymore?

cant believe they make you pay GTA$ for the cars in races now, thats really something else.

>>154586898
RE-7B is if you've got a godly framerate

>>154578064
The better times were Aurora x Blater, t b q h w y.

>>154587723
the best times were PS3 tbhsmhfam

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>>154587723

>>154587575
Better buy a new NVIDIA GeForce GTX™ GPU to get those extra FPS The Way It's Meant To Be Played™, goy!

Don't forget the Shark® Cash Card™ on your way to checkout!

>>154588008
You better if you wanna scum out some fuckin cash

>>154587723
????
Does blater even play anymore?

>autistic turk wont fuck off
>kills me in a store but not before blocking it with a car
>about to kill myself but he kills me
>begins laughing, sounds like he has no nose.
>go to paleto bay
>follows me and strafes with hydra
>every kill he spams :DD:DQDQD:dWDW in chat
>turn on shitty JKZ hack and spawnkill him until he fucking leaves
turkish people are probably the worst

>>154590394
>what is passive mode

It's literally the be all end all of gtao griefing/beef

>>154590616
>passive
someone's gotta teach him a lesson sometime, we can't all bend over anon

>>154590681
but you could only beat him by cheating

that aint right anon, hes still better than you

>>154590820
Who cares if the turk is the better player?

>be an turk
>keep killing this faggot in a store and use a car to block him
>tries to kill himself but killed him anyway
>follows him in paleto bay while strafing in hydra
>starts to kill me and realized hes hacking
>reports him and leaves
hackers are the worst

>>154590820
better at stomping me in a jet, sure. he was easy to btfo on the ground but he'd run and grab another jet, and the cycle would continue,

>>154590681
>we can't all bend over anon

Yes we can.

What lesson did you even teach him anyway?

>>154591492
nice
>>154591886
not to be a nigger, he was verbally upset.

>>154591886
Okay, you can bend over right now.

>>154593410
Is your dick out for me?

>>154588582
>he doesn't know about his alt

m8

>>154593565
*unzips dick*

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You guys ready for the DLC announcement tomorrow?

>>154593675
*Alts

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>tfw finally built a PC and started playing online
>tfw skipped the tutorial this time around
>can't get any jobs from gerald and don't have any higher level friends

Do I just run from the police to get higher levels? I get instantly kicked from random jobs I'm invited to because I'm level 4 but I've gotten this high from just running away from the police.

>Literally every post is shit so far
Just let this cesspit die already.

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>>154594890
>He thinks its gonna happen

>>154595904
Esc > Online > Jobs

Or join crew members and ask for an invite to an org. They're pretty fast XP

>>154595904
what's your ign

>>154595904
Join a corp and chauffeur some VIP asshole around on sight seer and cargo missions.

You'll get so much exp you won't know what to do with it.

>>154594890
>Tomorrow
>implying there isn't going to be another discount week

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>>154594890
If it finally brings skintight leather bodysuits i'm in.

>/gtag/ is nothing but homosexuals
>Against mansex hobbies like bikes
I don't understand

>>154597370
How about decent hairstyles for females for once. All of them suck dick compared to male hairstyles which are way better.

What the fuck is up with the shooting mechanics of this game? How do I git gud?

I headshot people and do barely any damage while they kill me with 1/2 shots. And how does the rolling bullshit work? Swear some people are invincible with it

>>154597879
Literally just shot someone, watched his blood splatter on the wall behind but I did no fucking damage. wtf?!

>>154597879
t. level 10

>>154598361
Do you mind saying something worthwhile in your life, dipshit? Fuck off if you're just going to meme

>>154598790
Try to contain your tears.

>>154598919
No. Now fuck off.

Filtered >:(

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>>154597696

>>154596957
I don't know this is a really good week sales wise. I assume it's this good so it can drain everyone's money. Which will sell more shark cards for the update

>>154599238
Whoa there, Rockstar is a small family owned development house. They can't handle that much at once.

>>154596109
Yeah, I've joined a few jobs but I didn't get very far the first time I played on PS4 so I feel like a bit of a liability by not knowing a lot of the missions. Also, I'm gimped because I have few weapons and my stats blow.

>>154596552
capnjazz086

>>154596937
I'll have to look up how to do that since I don't think it was around when I played on console.

Thanks for the replies, anons.

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>sub 10 level players in my session
>driving around doing nothing
>offer to let them join my organization so they can make like 150k in an hour doing VIP missions and crates while getting a ton of experience, they don't even have to help and they'll still make money passively.
>none of them are interested
>some of them attempt to kill me and fail miserably

I don't understand, this shit was made so low levels could make money and level up fast while using expensive company vehicles they can't afford, and yet none of these shits want to be my wageslave. It's like the best thing you can do at that level, I don't understand their stupidity.

>>154600196
They'd rather drive around aimlessly for hours, then complain later that everything is locked behind levels and costs more than the pocket change they picked up from dead civilians.

>>154600168
You just need to find some CEO to hire you as an associate. Then you need to haul his lazy ass around on the world map.

That's all it takes. The only thing you need to know how to do is to accept the associate invite from your phone. Beyond that is just a matter of being near the VIP. If you're in his influence circle, you get exp. You don't really even need to drive him, but it's pretty easy to stay in his circle by being in the same vehicle as him.

>>154600619
Not only that but the passive experience and money from vip and crates, especially on missions like sightseer where you don't even have to do anything and you get a heist setup-level pay and experience

>>154600619
>>154601192
Thanks for the advice, anons. I'll try not to shit it up online.

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So I just got GTA V and tried the online.

It's fun and games but most of the city is dead (less traffic, less NPCs, no animals, etc)

Is there a way to play in the Single Player world with my online guy and his stuff (home, cars, etc.) so that I can have some fun police chases and stuff while not having to deal with the unlikable single player characters?

I though that Solo mode did this but I guess I was wrong.

>>154603340
okay

>>154603340
what?

>>154603340
Nope. Tell rockstar about it, maybe they'll add it.

I mean they won't, but might as well try.

>>154597879
your stats are too low, it's one of the many unfair things about gta online. Not only are low levels disadvantaged by the fact that their weapons and vehicles are inferior, but they literally have less health, drive/fly shittier, etc. Everything about your character is inferior. You need a crew to help you get your feet wet, preferably as an associate.

>>154603340
No. Because thats single player. As in storymode.

>>154598180
Lag or godmode

>>154603779
I didn't notice any difference in driving/flying between level 1 with both at minimum and both maxed.

>>154603340
have you tried checking your settings?

>>154603974
You have less control. Turns are harder to make and aircraft wobble a lot

>>154604275
They still wobble a lot lol

>>154604584
It's worse when a low level. Only noticeable when you're flying low and dodging geometry

>>154604676
Probably only matters when racing. Certainly doesn't inhibit just getting around them map too much. I never really raced, just used planes, helicopters and cars to haul my ass from 1 end of the map to the other.

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>>154584328
>put a sexy car in game
>make it perform like absolute dog shit

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>>154606341
>have a nice looking car
>make it sound like a vacuum cleaner

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>had my stealth 1 bar lower than maxed out
>because autism
>accidentally activate stealth mode after coming back from afk
>now instead of being a hunter level stealth, I'm a shitter ninja like everyone else

time to uninstall

I think I'm dying. Should I boot up gta or try to fall asleep?

>>154606341
well to be fair, unless it gets the fast and furious treatment, the eclipse is just an oversized jap car for the burgers

>>154606341
They should've made it either even shittier as fwd low power ricebox or given it awd and extra power.

>>154606341
Maibatsu makes shitty products. Their only decent product is the Frogger.

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>>154610497
>Their only decent product is the Frogger.

>>154610497
It's amazing to think that a company known for its amazing cars has literally one sports car in GTAV. Hell, the Toyota parody has both the Lancer and the Impreza, how does that make sense?

>>154606341
I love the eclipse in real life but I hate it in gtaV and I don't know why

>>154610825
Get out of here with your little toy bike.

>>154610947
Are they, though? I only remember them for advertising the shit out of their cars which nobody ever drove. They are far more common in GTAV than they were ever before, and the adverts were all over the place in older GTA games. I got tired of hearing about Maibatsu Monstrocity. Fuck off maibatsu, I don't want it!

>>154611182
I mean the real company it's supposed to be, Mitsubishi, makes amazing cars.

>>154611323
It's not supposed to be Mitsubishi, it's just inspired by it. Some GTA companies are similar to the real ones, some are quite different.

MTL for example produces both Euro style cab overs and American style cab overs along with American style conventional trucks.
Imponte makes cars that remind Pontiacs, Dodges and even Chevis. They are all a mishmash of real car features.

They are kinda supposed to remind you of the real thing, but not exactly.
Although I have to say Kuruma does look like it fits into the styling of that >>154606341
Penumbra over there.

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>Best looking muscle
>Best sounding muscle

Why don't more people have this car?
Is it the price?

>>154612949
Yep, it's the price. It's pretty expensive, but not expensive enough to be a status symbol.

The CEO bonus for crates is total shit. Is it just better to wait for an empty lobby and a full warehouse to sell shit?

>>154613560
Yeah, preferably with someone to back you up if someone joins. Or just join a crew lobby where everyone else got bullied into submission, that happens too often.

>>154612949
It performs worse than most muscle cars for its price.

need 2 people for pac stan glitch. post in game name

>>154617653
If this is crafty, sign me up.

>>154617653
GabeTRD

>>154617705
who?

>>154617653
EmoDragonZ

>>154617942
>>154617781
>>154617772
>>154617705
>>154617653
>mfw i realized i have to do setups again
RIP

>>154618012
I don't care, let's go.

>>154618085
k then

Anyone down for some heists tomorrow afternoon/evening (north america timezones)?

Plz gib social club names (ps4 only). The gtag crews won't let me in :(

Is first person only ok?

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>>154619546
>PS4

>>154591863
Just snipe the fucking jet

>>154619708
>Takes 50 shots to take down a jet these days
>Meanwhile they've had 50 chances to strafe you with their explosive minigun

>join heist
>host sets their share to 85%
>the other two fucks agree with this and click ready
why

>>154619820
It takes like 5-7
3-4 if you have BST

>>154619576
Huge poorfag rn

>tfw finally found enough pub shitters to do prison setup I've been trying to do for the past week
>chinese fag dc'ed just before we finish
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

they ever gonna add one last heists/lowriders type update?

>>154620350
No

>>154620350
Heists are kill. Too profitable.

>>154590394
>gets cucked by a turk
>has to cheat to kill him
>>154590681
>>154591863

>>154611920
Penumbra is Mitsubishi eclipse
Kuruma is Mitsubishi Lancer x

>>154619956
Desperate for heist.

>>154619956
They could be friends, you know.

Aurora stop fucking with the status before you get demoted again.

>>154623867
kys i do what I want.

>>154623867
>Blater demoting his boyfriend

>implying I didn't change it myself

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Brb changing shit to when the old crew died because I'm a huge faggot.

Also semi blog post below.
I blew out a fucking CPU and Moboard so I can't above 25, rendering GTA5 next to unplayable.
With the death of the Moboard and CPU the only spare I had lying around only takes DDR2, so I've gone from 16gb DDR3 to 4gb DDR2.
As well as downgrading the CPU to something at least half as powerful.
I'll probably get some decent replacements in a couple weeks.

TL:DR
I blew up my computer.
You can demote me if you want for now, I'll still be accepting invites before any of you do.

>>154624607
>a couple weeks
>demote

no u

>>154624607
>Only comm that does anything beyond circlejerking
>Gone for weeks
Fuck

>>154620823
t. cockroach

>>154625350
I'm not gone.
I've been here the whole time.
I just don't avatarfag/namefag/etc.

>>154625478
I have no idea who you are, keep it up.

>>154625509
He's just wandering this thread.

>>154625957
Ha

>>154626000
>trips

Are Gerald missions the easiest contact missions to grind RP and GTA$? I still dont have an office or a buzzard.

>>154619961
>spawn turreted limo
>drive turreted limo under an overpass
>drop BST
>wait for jet-shitter to take the bait
>???

>>154629923
Mate I know, I was just showing that skid how easy it is to destroy a Hydra/Lazer

>>154619961
1-5 if you know where to hit

git gud

>>154630193
Where do I hit, then?

>>154630103
>showing me
i know how easy it is, anon, i'm just making it easier.

>>154630296
afterburner 4-5 times
co pilot once/ twice

>>154628792
Simeon missions are probably easier to solo, but most missions have similar payouts now based on time spent doing them. Just make sure to play them on Hard for the bonus.

Steady work with a CEO is probably the best money you can get outside of heists, and the RP gained from moving crates is very high.

>>154628792
yes just make sure to finish them at 4m mark for best cash/hour

>>154630550
>>154630559
A'ight cool - Gerard

>Its a random no name /gtag/ starts crew killing and using a menu episode

>>154630926
who anon

>>154630926
Who is it?

Say my name

Oh, i'm going to spell it out for you big guy.

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>>154631898
Big guy? Let's see this "big guy"

What kind of a name is soap anyway?

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>>154632106

>>154632219
I prefer Ghost

Don't ignore me damn it, we are meant to be together

>>154634118
Go away crime

>tfw haven't done dupe glitch in a week
>do it again
god it's so satisfying

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>host a race yesterday
>turn off slipstream, catchup, custom cars off and first person
>guy complains and calls me a noob
>if say he is the noob if he needs that shit on to win
>he complains a bit more and calls it ridiculous and then a bit later quits
Though perhaps catchup is good so people that fall behind have a chance.

>>154637568
The only thing I have against turning the settings off is that makes it so everyone picks the best car or else they only win if they get lucky or everyone driving a better car is more incompetent. Also helps even out shit after kids cause the usually race start pile up.

>>154638221
And if they allowed more variety to the stock vehicles, like all in the category or stock versions of owned, but 2 or 3 cars for some races along with them being boring or trash picks is annoying. If normal races have more pick variety than I remember then sorry, haven't played those since getting trashed years ago by custom car racers with dumb settings on like traffic and wanted to make attempting to race well more frustrating.

>>154637568
>and first person
Yeah, you're a shitter.

>>154615753
>>154613171
>Status symbol
>Performance
Haven't you bought a car just because you like it?

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>>154623867
>Again
Guess how I know you're once again trying to false flag as Blater.

>>154623916
>Believing something this dumb

I wouldn't be faggy enough to delete the notifications either.

>>154612949
>worse than a Gauntlet I can steal off the street

>>154639459
>>Believing something this dumb
Yeah, Blater would never demote his boyfriend

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>>154639514
yeah dude all my cars are re7bs cause i strive to be the best, it defines my personality.

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>>154615753
>>154639514
if you care so much about performance why even drive muscle cars at all

>>154640236
Muscle cars are the most fun cars in this game to race, to be fair.

>>154638704
Why am I a shitter for turning first person on? I had it enabled. Not off. Was more fun to drive with it on.

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>>154640376
>Racing on GTA

>>154640819
Racing is super fun, I even like sims and I still come back to GTA.

>>154640458
A lot of races in GTA don't work great in first person just because it's harder to see where you're supposed to go and many designers will assume you're in third person.

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>>154576409
Requesting a slight change for the OP in the next thread.

>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name and leave a request.

Thanks.

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Didn't realise how fucking shit this car was until I did the premium race, holy fuck it spins out instantly if you try to control it on the loops.

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weed lmao

>>154641156
It's slower than a lot of sports cars, why would you choose it? Even with catchup and slipstream, the faster car gets an advantage. A slow car has even more trouble staying in front, and is more likely to fall behind enough that they can't take advantage of slipstream.

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hmmm

>>154642782
Current premium races are locked to it... except there's an easy glitch from day one still working that lets you pick any super. But that's not killing shark card sales, so it doesn't matter.

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>>154641156
Banshee 900R and Sultan RS should've stayed in Sports desu senpai

>>154642938
Ah, man, I haven't played them at all. I've been busy taking advantage of the one glitch that does kill shark card sales.

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>>154640819
>overwatch fag having shit opinions

>>154643071
What if I don't enjoy the game, but enjoy the ""female"" ""heroines""?

>>154643187
Then you have shit taste for muscle "girls".

I wish they made cars fast. Not slow as they go now.

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>>154635231
>doing dupe glitch when you can use ce to get 99k every 40 seconds
Anon please

>>154644196
Blame consoles for that

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>>154644884
Is there something that we can't blame consoles for?

worst offenses desu:
>absolutely disgusting GTA:SA graphics
>retarded "exclusives" that get ported 2 years later, sometimes botched (GTA:IV)
>limited gameplay because R* won't invest more time into PC ports, so we're stuck with shit tier dedgen gameplay (pants on head retarded AI, lacking graphical effects..)

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>>154644463
>ce to get 99k every 40 seconds

honestly 4 million for a yacht is worth it purely for piracy prevention aka get 30k for jacking off and tabbing back in occasionally

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>>154647318
>spending 130+ hours doing piracy prevention to make ends meet with a 4 million dollar yacht
Yeah nah

>>154647318
>start piracy prevention
>sniping people on the beach
>die
>respawn
>suddenly people on the beach are outside your rendering distance
>they can still see you
JUST

>>154648006
>consolecuck

>>154647647
>make ends meet
>implying anyone who buys a yacht doesn't already have more money than they know what to do with
Dumb memeposter

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>>154648006
Thanks consoles

>>154650068
Hahaha, what an a-mei-zing webm haha
Kill yourself

>>154650068
How well does the Omnis perform as a city driver?

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>>154652750
Chill out, bro.
Making death threats is snow joke.

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>>154654136
>posting fat ugly chinks
>>>/obese waifu general
>>>/v/owg/

>>154654419
Icy you and I are never going to get along.

>>154654419
>implying you wouldnt want to sit on her lap and kiss her while she slowly jerks you off
What are you fuckin gay?

>>154656197
Damn, you're cool. I wish we could be friends, but you seem like a freeze spirit.

>>154656365
People say I have a polar-ice-ing personality. Either they love me or hate me.
I guess it comes with being a special snowflake.

>>154656857
You shouldn't ice-solate yourself. There's snow better way to make your life a living hail.

>>154657293
I try not to if I can help it. I stick to my friends like igloo. There are a couple people in GTAG who think I'm this frigid bitch but in reality I don't like leaving anyone out in the cold.

>>154576409
Wanted to join the PC GTAG group.

SC: MeepusofMeesk

>>154657896
Are you hispanic or nigger?

>>154657625
Tell them that it's none of their blizz-ness! There's always a brisk to take when making friends, but you never seem frost for words.

>>154657896
Gotcha

>>154658056
Don't worry about it, my young son. Just know your dad came back from the liquor store but I sure as hell don't got cigarettes.

>>154658289
cucklisted
you can apply again in two weeks

>>154658876
The vehicle locking system is retarded. They should just remove it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWTBu7Xe65s

applied for GTAG, Burer92

pls respond

>>154658126
The problem is that on an anonymous image-brrrrr telling people to shove off just causes a huge storm. Nobody's ice to each other, everybody just wants to be the winter and get the last word. It's so boring that it puts me to sleet.

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>this thread

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>>154660027
>Liking chubsters

>>154660027
>overhype fag thinks his opinion matters

>>154659857
That's the problem with a fridge group like this one. But there are ice people around, even if icicle all this pointless fighting. Just don't get flurry-ous, and you'll always snow you're the better person.

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>>154660415
I don't like chubsters

>>154660027
Isn't there an OWG? Why are you doing this?

>>154660739
Exactly. Don't get worked up, just go with the floe.
And always keep a good one-liner handy to break the ice.

>>154660415
>he doesn't like a good hug-n-fug

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>>154661278

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>>154661278
Would you rather have shitposting about trannies, circlejerk and other dumb shit instead of this?

>>154661475
yes

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>>154661515
Pic related

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>>154661667
how are you planning on torturing dead people

>>154661475
Yeah, I guess. At least that was -technically- relevant to the thread. What you're doing now is just occupation of another general for no good reason.

If the thread has no momentum, let it die. If people want a new thread, a new thread will appear eventually.

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>there's nothing to do except PacStan glitch and shit over randos now
>can't gather enough motivation to even complete a daily, because it's probably just another obscure gamemode shilling objectives, and no one will join my lobby for 3 hours

>>154662221
I try to help people with those game modes, but they really should think of more general objectives. If you'd like to get it done, let me know.

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>overwatch bullshit flooding my gtag

>>154662221
try to get gold statue on your office

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>>154663194
I'm at like 640, no way I'm doing more crates

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>>154663104

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For those of us who play dress-up often, what are some outfits you like to have?
Tacticool outfit?
Classy outfit?
Beach outfit?
Racing outfit?
I'm looking for ideas.

>inb4 "bodybag outfit because you should kys"

>>154663848
>inb4 "bodybag outfit because you should kys"

he knows what I do. the gig is up.

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>>154663104

>>154663848
Male or female? I really like the fur coats. They go well with jeans or suit pants and boots, and there's some color variety for the shirt or sweater you can wear under it.

>>154660027
fuck off to reddit

>>154664216
Female.
>""""""female""""""

The fur coats are cute but I'm looking more for outfit themes and not specific clothing items. Think occasions where it would be nice to have an outfit to match.

got space for 2 for pac stan setup then glitch. post in game name

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Anyone for PacStan setups?
PC c0rex.

>>154665602
I use the fur coat, jeans, boots, and military cap when I ride my bikes. My tacticool outfit has the desert camo armor visible with matching shirt, jeans, and high heeled boots. I don't use a beach outfit much, but I like the off-shoulder shirts with bikini bottoms and a sun hat. For a classy outfit, I use the turtleneck sweater, suit pants, and high heels.

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>>154667604

>>154619546
>gtag crews wont let me in
Post name

Nearly dead. Post your favorite Self Radio tracks!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_uNMy20qAI

>>154672407
No.

>>154669307
my social club pic is a gta4 jew

>>154669307
>>154674695
BearJudo

>shooting a guy holding an unpinned grenade then skydiving out of the half blown up plane to safety

>pushing a defenseless man in a car trunk into the ocean

gta5 sure brought the fun back to the series eh guys?

>>154675210
>Defenseless man
>Having problems pushing the biggest Jew in the GTA series into the ocean

has anyone else ran into this glitch where it's like the sensitivity/acceleration is turned up beyond the game settings?

>even affected car steering somehow
>couldn't drive by, could only lock-on with no gun out
>affected menus like the ammunation guns, hard to select weapon because the highlight would move past whatever i wanted it on

>>154676339
switch to direct input

>>154676432
Wut? On console

>>154677139
Have you tried using a different controller?

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>>154675210
>mfw Ray Bulgarin's death can literally be simulated in GTAV

>>154676339
I fly with a controller plugged in, and I've experienced a ton of little control glitches in this game. It might happen because I have a controller and a keyboard plugged in at the same time-it never happened on dedgen-. Sometimes when I'm flying my camera will start moving above my chopper by itself, as if another controller was constantly pulling down on the right thumbstick; this naturally makes it impossible to fly. Other times I'll suddenly lose complete control of my chopper and inevitably crash while my copilot wonders what the fuck just happened, as if another input method decided to "turn on" and blocked my controller input. I'll have times where every time I click something in a menu it automatically clicks twice, tons of little shit like that.

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What settings do I need to change to get the game to run smoothly? SP only since I pirated. Really suffers when driving.

>>154680525
Lower the ones that affect processor and RAM. Pedestrian diversity, draw distance, etc.

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>>154680525
>i3

>>154673642
:(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3ckIovZRwk

>>154680747
Turned it all down to nothing and still having issues. I guess I just can't run it. Fuck.

>>154686295
Look at what's bottlenecking it. It's either the RAM or the CPU.

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>>154610947
>the Impreza

>>154637568
>first person

first person in this game is awful

You're awful

How the hell do you do the crate missions where you have to kill the helicopters? I thought getting a buzzard would finally let me clear these missions but half the time, I can't even find the helicopter since the game does such an amazing job telling you the altitude and the ai sees me before and just kills me. When I can find the helicopter, I can't shoot it down because the aiming is so shit...

>>154689019
maybe don't fly directly under the helicopter you're supposed to take down? they do spawn so i'm not sure what to tell you except git gud

>>154690729
I can't even see the helicopter when I'm too high. Even if I do manage to see it I can't do shit since I just die before being able to shoot it down.

Also how are you supposed to shoot ground vehicles on the buzzard by yourself? The homing missiles don't work and the machine guns go all over the place. I swear crate missions where you have to take cars take longer ever since I've gotten the buzzard.

>>154689019
I just shot them down from the ground with sniper.

>>154691352
>Even if I do manage to see it I can't do shit since I just die before being able to shoot it down.
>The homing missiles don't work and the machine guns go all over the place.

sounds like you're just bad anon

put more distance between yourself and the target

if locking on to a ground vehicle doesn't work, just switch to free-aim rockets and lead the shot so the vehicle at least drives into the blast radius

literally just git gud with the buzzard

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>>154693793
this

buzzard is the perfect CEO helicopter if you git gud with it. manually aim the rockets, git gud with the machine gun and you can easily kill ground vehicles and aircraft alike

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>>154694121
>tfw you take down a jet with your standard buzzard minigun

heists ?

>>154606341
>add tons of vehicles in the game
>make most of them useless because only gotta go fast matters
>add more ugly shit that belongs to gran turismo

>>154612949
>>Best looking muscle

thats not the nightshade tho

>>154697996
I think style and armor matters more. Who the fuck cares how fast you're going on the street.

>>154697996
Honestly, the vast majority of cars are fast enough to evade shitters in so long as you know how to actually drive. All those racing skills apply all the time.

>Login
>No one on
>Logout
Where is the mansex update?

>>154699123
I used to think this but it's not really entirely true.

Just because you're a way better driver doesn't mean a shitter X80 or god forbid RE-7B isn't going to be able to catch up to you sometimes and stickybomb you anyways just because they have the best car in the game.

Also if they manage to catch you when you're not moving at all you're way more fucked in a car with shit performance.

>>154700613
A shitter in a high-level super is going to end up hitting traffic and using the road inefficiently. In the RE-7B, they might still be able to keep up but in most other situations you can outspeed them by a massive margin. Not to mention that if they're chasing, they're predictable and you can always drop a sticky if you don't care about wasting a bit of cash and dropping to the level of maximum shitter.

>>154700613
Neither of those cars can survive a single sticky bomb. Wouldn't you just throw one out of your window and blow it up when you see it chasing you?

anyone want to do fleeca with me? i did the first setup but the pub plebs keep ruining the second setup

is there a way to start with the first again before we do the main gig?

>>154702089
*ps4

>>154702089
I'm on PC, or I'd love to help. You can't choose which heists to host until you finish all of them, but you get a huge bonus for playing them all in order.

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>>154702230
>ps4

>Flib kills GTAG out of the blue

>>154703603
Boy hasn't been right since Crime discarded him

>>154702647
>PC GTAV

Now with 2000% more russians and chinese! Clearly the superior version of the game for only the most discerning of consumers.

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>>154698118
>Nightshade

thats not the Stallion tho

>>154590394
using god mode? you're the autistic lowlife faggot.

>>154703684
kys for even mentioning me.

>>154705931
If you're that upset over a name drop you should see what we get up to in my head :)

Welp guess I am done with gtao. did fleeca heist but random left after he couldnt put the car under the cargobob

>>154707460
>getting randoms for heists
I've only done that once, and the random I invited killed me after the Pacific Standard heist even though he got a pretty good share at 20%.

What a bitch. Randoms, never again.

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Can love bloom in GTAO?

>>154709491
not with you

>>154709491
You tell us. You are the one dating like half of the female population in /gtag/

>>154587893
I sure hope we get a bowl of eggs with the next up date.

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>the female population in /gtag/

why does crime follow gtag like a lost puppy

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>>154710336
Because it's retarded.

>>154710336
She's looking for her huckleberry

>>154710190
not fat enough

>>154710190
That's actually what I imagine kazreetsu looking like in real life.

>>154711435
Kaz isn't old enough to look like that

>>154711503
wait, how old is she?

>she

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>>154711503
>>154711868

Kaz is 15/16 and definately a girl. I've voip'd with her a few times.

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off to a great start

>>154711868
Kaz is a closet homo and has a nice boibussy, I've seen it

is blater really cute

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>>154712819
no

>>154712819
no-

>>154712645
Should have gotten it on Steam. I was getting 30MB/s from there.

>>154712819
His big dick is the only good thing about him

>>154712819
Looks like a hick

girl here ama

>>154713138
How does Blaters cock taste like?

>>154713138
Why won't the girls of /gtag/ like me?

>>154713138
hey MoonyRabbit

If I make a new character will he get the first time bonus for heists also?

Hol up,

people here think kaz is a girl?

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>>154713138
What are vaginas like?

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>>154709491
>>154709869
>>154710190
>>154710336
>>154710468
>>154710456
>>154713196
>>154713192
>>154713138
>>154714273

>>154712896
>that image that was passed around discord

Pretty jealous, to be honest.

Go to bed

>>154717553
You're right, I should. Goodnight.

>>154709205
Sheet nigga this little kid was complaining he got 30% for me

>>154713434
Please respond

>>154717950
No. Once per account.

>>154717950
I don't think so

If you are on ps4 I'll play some heists with u tho

>>154713192
Like vanilla and rice.

Ballad of Gay Tony > IV > San Andreas > Ballad of Gay Tony > III > Vice City > V > Lost and Damned > Liberty City Stories > Vice City Stories > Online

What's some sports cars with good handling? Got the dinka jester earlier and I love it, doesn't spin out like crazy usually for me

>>154718364
No

>>154718534
Bestia
Elegy
Feltzer
Sultan
Verlierer

>>154718534
Jester Racecar, Sultan, Feltzer, Omni, Schafter V12.

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Jim had a hard life
the ending to TLAD makes no fucking sense