/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

>>154341163
>No sights

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>56 likes
wut

dead when

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why are niggers the most brotier when it comes to doing heists?

>>154342165
Cause you're a cuck.

>>154342165
fuck off sweden

maze tower or lombank /gtag/?

Would GTAO benefit from being a standalone game or something with a paid subscription?

I'd rather pay for quality than get shit for free. Ideally, GTAO in it's current state would be good, but we don't live in that world.

>>154344946
Arcadius

>>154344946
I love the view from Lombank. Maze seems convenient, but it's a high-traffic area.

>>154344946
Lombank for wageslaving.

I have 700K, should I wait untill 1 mil to make the company stuff or should I just blow it all on cars, guns and prostitutes?

>>154345638
dont buy the office and shit. It's a meme and a waste of at least $1.2 million. Crates is boring as fuck. I bought the office on sale for $800k then a small $200k warehouse and it was a rip off. I probably made around a million then never did crates again

>>154345982
A million is nothing for the commodity of spawning buzzards near you, plus recovering impounded vehicles and having them delivered.

>>154346840
Plus vip 24/7

Is the ps4 gtag crew active?

>>154344960
Would it really matter. R* made billions off Shark Cards alone and see how the content has been diminishing over GTAO's lifetime, then TakeTwo's CEO stance on kinda backing off on GTAO recently. If anything we can just hope the next iteration of GTAO is better. Hopefully the character will carry over.

>>154347796
I get on every week or so, but without an update ps4 crew is dead as fuck.

>>154347803
>R* made billions off Shark Cards alone
Why not just say they made trillions of dollars if you're just going to shitpost about how bad the free multiplayer that you've spent weeks of time on was?

>>154347796
There's always people playing but never a ton. It doesn't help that half the crew is in one time zone and the other half is in a completely different time zone

>>154348023
My point was that even with a sub it wouldn't make a difference on GTAO "being good". They've made enough money to make at least 2 games with GTAV's budget. Learn what shitposts actually are.

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>>154348367

>>154348367
You're definitely shitposting if you're inflating your figures by that much to implicate R* or T2. They're only official statement about sharkcard earnings came a year or so after the game came out and it was just "sharkcards made nearly half as our game sales this quarter." Purely speculative reasoning IS shitposting.

How do we save /gtag/?

>>154350338
kys

>>154350338
Purge trannies and let the literal whos take over.

I assume this sale is a good sign that the DLC is soon. I mean these deals are just to drain people's money right?

>>154343738

>sweden being the country to jab at
>when they're deporting such a huge amounts of niggers that the muslim world is calling for retaliation
>while norway has basically said that they will take anyone that sweden deports

>>154349294
>still misusing the word shitpost
Anyways it's no secret they've made billions on GTAV alone. From financial statements and court documents we know they've made at least $500,000,000 on Shark Cards alone and it's only growing since then. That's pretty damn close to a billion, it's not speculative at all. Combine the two and it's just an absurd high amount.
Also Take Two's CEO have made excited statments on wanting to push travel between multiple cities for GTAO and Story DLCs, but changed his tone later as GTAO "needs to take a break." It's just taking in what's given.

>>154352142
>From financial statements and court documents we know they've made at least $500,000,000 on Shark Cards alone
Do you have a single source to back that up?

>>154352771
Yes retard. Financial statements and court documents. Stop being retarded on purpose.

>>154352771
Of course, here you go.
http://pureplaystation.com/gta-onlines-shark-cards-have-made-500000000/2016/04/

https://gamerant.com/grand-theft-auto-online-revenue-2016/

http://www.ibtimes.co.in/rockstar-made-over-half-billion-dollars-revenue-gta-5-online-674663

Also revenue statements and court documentation. Anything else?

>>154353085
None of those link the existing financial records or objective court docs and the ib times site makes articles from domislive videos. Stop wasting my time.

>>154353085
I'm even taking a look at the .pdf's intended for shareholders and no mention of specific sharkcard "digital revenue" at all. From what I gather they bundle sharkcard sales with digital-only releases of games. I think you were just talking shit.

>>154354285
>>154353342
Would you kindly share these sources then? I mean I provided numerous sources myself that you shrugged off without any proper reason so if you have concrete stuff, I would like to correct myself if I'm wrong. From what I've seen digital slaes aren't included from many financial statements. Also I doubt the Director would lie in court about the sales of Shark Cards and number of active players online.
Just curious why are you defending Shark Cards so hard? I though everyone hated microtransaction.

>>154354721
Your sources were clickbait sites with zero integrity that report on baseless speculation for that sweet ad money.

Here are T2 financial reports and I couldn't even find those supposed court documents that your clickbait sites discuss.

http://ir.take2games.com/phoenix.zhtml?c=86428&p=irol-reportsannual

Please don't waste my time again reporting on any number next to "digital" since I looked at them all and "digita" covers digitally sold copies of the game + sharkcards. If you can find any mention of specific digital currency sales, cite the pages.

>>154354721
Okay, I managed to find some site that compiled the lawsuit with the aforementioned 500mil and it was on a list of complaints compiled by the plaintiff's lawyer which would get debated in court also without source. What a fucking colossal waste of time.

>>154356075
>>154355060
I just erased my entire long post detailing and trying to calculate the revenue and legal statements alongside said documents until you just found it.
Dunno why you thought this entire time it was just mindless shitposting. I'm a huge fan of Rockstar.

>>154356316
Have you seen some of the posts in here?

>>154356529
Alright I can't blame you for that. Sorry if I came off as an asshole. Never thought I'd get into a discussion about a company's financial and revenue statements in /gtag/ where posts about blowing up Chrome Karumas with Jets is the norm.

post gta5 expansions r* could have made if they gave a shit

lost & damned 2

ballad of lamar

>>154358151
las venturas stories

>>154358151
>two phoned in rehashes
>gave a shit

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They could have made a wacky vigilante story DLC where you dress up as a sidekick to some big vigilante guy, basically making fun of all the grimdark "super-hero" movies nowadays. Like a psychopath jumping out of some alley and chopping some guy who's just jaywalking into pieces and someone stands in the distance going, "He saved us..." seems right in Rockstar's direction of what they would do.
Would also open up a bunch of comedic outfit options, and force the player to wear some sort of super hero costume to play the missions. Hell, could even base an entire heist on it, too.

>>154358497
What was that superhero show on gtav?

>>154358497
no

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>>154358151
>lost & damned 2

>>154361081

At least I brought something to the table in terms of adding to the thread. You did nothing.

dead as fuck

is there any way to join the double rp playlist from in game or is it only when you load in?

>>154363608
Just like the game.

>>154351959
they are the same country

>>154364306

They function pretty wildly differently.

Which gun feels the most satisfying to use in-game?

>>154366269
Lamar pistol

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>been saving up for an organization office the past two weeks
>offices are now half price, options are 25% off

>>154367092
Hahahahahahahahaahhahaha cuck

>>154367105
What did he mean by this?

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I just started playing this, who wants to cart me around and put up with my constant state of confusion? my character is a cute twink by the way

>>154367657
Also I have a futo

>>154367657
Hahahahahahahahaahhahaha newcuck

>>154367769
Yes , I just started playing

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>>154367793

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>>154367954
I know but I want to play with my good friends here with /vg/

>>154367993
What's your name?

>>154368281
Hugh Mungus

>Get into my own public lobby
>Buy crates
>Mission doesn't launch but eats my money
Fuck you game

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why is this allowed?

feels good though desu

>>154370369
Stop being a faggot.

>>154371413
Fuck off retard, kill yourself

>>154371434
You're the one losing money faggot. Stop being such a mad retard.

>>154371538
Who gives a shit, go suck on a dick faggot

>>154371693
Haha stop being so mad

>>154371728
Haha stop being so retarded

Imagine if this thread were dead and people had to get their (You)s elsewhere

>>154371775
Are you really this retarded?

>>154371895
Are you really this mad?

guys pls be nice to eachother

>>154372016
kill yourself

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>>154372061

>>154371939
You better not be pretending to be this retarded.

>>154372582
You better be pretending to be THIS mad

>>154372692
Do you even know what anything means retard?

>>154372753
Do you, you fucking faggot?

>>154372806
Literally kill yourself for being this mad faggot.

>>154372909
Fuck off retard

mods delet thread pls or these asshole will never shut up

>>154372941
Kek you're so mad retard

>>154373143
>Being this fucking stupid
Kill yourself

>>154373196
>being this fucking mad
Kill you'reself

>>154373230
>Can't even spell
What a fucking retard, back to preschool with you

>>154373280
Are you really this retarded/mad/faggot?
Just give up on life retard. You don't have a chance at being worth anything.

>>154373392
Stop being mad, faggot

>>154373479
Stop being faggot, mad

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Anyone post literally anything game related

>>154373505
>le epic switch words around
Back to >>>/reddit/

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>>154373570
I know you are, but what am I?

thanks for keeping the thread alive guys

>>154373656
>n-no u
Case in point. Retard BTFO. End of discussion.

>he will keep replying
kek
>being this mad

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>>154373569

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>>154373767
>he's literally too mad to stop replying
Kek here's a (You)

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Friendly reminder to never give up on sniping kurumas

>>154361402
>bring dog shit to the table
>"look ma' I helped"

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>>154374007
Literally you

>>154374040
I have great aim

>>154374102
Are you as retarded as
>>154370369
>>154371434
>>154371693
>>154371775
>>154371939
>>154372692
>>154372806
>>154372941
>>154373196
>>154373280
>>154373479
>>154373570
>>154373767
Nobody else can be that retarded

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Kicked for crewkilling when?

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Can you all at least try to have sex?

>>154374493
We're allowed to do that?!

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>tfw ps4 pleb race
>tfw no money to build gayman pc
>tfw you will NEVER play with pc gtag

>>154375071
Haha stop being so mad retard

>>154375071
You're making that sound like it's a bad thing.

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>>154374417
>basejumps into a pair of tits and dies

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>2016
>still can't have ODB hair

>>154375695
>tfw no gta ever includes enough doom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzUQ-VIi7pQ

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>There is literally one or two people so mad they constantly come here and try insanely hard to shit up the thread
>It was already shit and they have accomplished nothing

>>154376108
You're shit

>doing Flecca with level 30
>he refuses to get into the kuruma because he wants to drive
>he's the hacker

>current year
>some people still insist on completing pac standard the normal way

>>154376108
>posting this fat ugly chink
>>>/ObeseWaifuGeneral/ >>>/owg/

>>154378030
we don't want him back

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>>154377891
>doing solo run for the bike warp
>low-level starts talking shit to me about "staying with the group"
>mfw

>>154378030
Mei was confirmed not fat, though. The Olympic event showed her in normal clothes.

>>154377891
>current year
>some people are still bad at a casual game

>>154379182
>thinking any of the skins are canon
Meifags confirmed delusional retards

when you quick search for job is there a way to search for a specific heist only? I only wanna do PacStan. Fuck Flecca, fuck Prison Break, Humane is alright and fuck Series

>>154379789
>I only wanna be a jew

>>154379789
It prefers to match you with the heist you're currently doing. So start the heist you want to play.

Kill me

after playing a bit of MP ( rank 31 ), amongst all the flaws of the game, I think the most annoying thing is how they lazily designed unlocks.

For example, there is literally no point for me to use one of my vehicles to drive somewhere during a mission. Everyone else has turbos, and in general far more powerful cars because of all the upgrades that you just cant follow.

I think if they didnt make driving that easy, and every car slower kinda like gta4, the whole game would feel more alive. It would take a long time going somewhere in a car by road, and perhaps make 4 wheels drive vehicles, motocross, buggies etc more relevant.

Its nice to go fast, but then you have planes for that.

There is no proximity to other players not because the map is big, but because you can get away from anything really fast.

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>>154381407
>I think if they didnt make driving that easy, and every car slower kinda like gta4

>>154381407
Turbos only change acceleration. You can easily but a stock Zentorno and keep up with everybody. Most people use shit slowmobiles like the Kuruma anyways

>>154381407
I used to run missions in a stock Zion and still beat everyone to objectives. Maybe you should work on your driving.

>>154383663
When was this, October 2013?

Don't bother answer, I know it was.

>>154383756
No, it was during the double $/RP contact missions week last winter. I used that week to get my second character from rank 5 to 100.

>>154383663
I beat some guy (who was in a super car) to the insurgent during a heist, while riding a bicycle.

Anyone wanna do Pacstan? dylandylan69420

>>154385243
I beat a guy flying a Hydra from the docks in Los Santos to Paleto Bay while driving a bulldozer.

>>154386121
Pc?

>>154387687
yessir.

>>154388142
Cool. Me too.

Sup guys I'm pretty new to GTA:O (I was here last night asking about buying a property)

I bought a garage, now I've got $125k in cash too

What's the best way to grow this money? Just keep doing missions?

Basically, the millionaires, how do they get so rich? Heists I'm guessing?

>>154389557
Do flight school and buy apartment, then host heists, then buy office and a warehouse, Buzzard, Hydra and just keep slaving away at crates

>>154389963

Flight school makes money?

>>154390360
Hell yes it does

>>154389963
>>154390502
>Do flight school
You haven't done it at all since it first came out, have you? They nerfed the shit out of the pay like a few months after, it don't pay dick now.

>>154389557
buy the $200k and do heists like we told you to do, nimrod.

Do all setups/heists in order. You'll get $1 000 000 if you do

>>154391436
No they didn't retard. Stop being literally so mad.

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>>154391474
So that's a 'yes' to my question.

>>154391447

Alright so heists are the big money maker?

How much do you make in, like, the first heist?

Also will I probably need some trust worthy people to do a heist with? Rather than randoms?

>>154393212
Good luck getting people to join your lobbies though, I've been going through all the heists for the first time and it takes about 10-30 minutes for a setup lobby to fill

Has anyones warehouse been attacked?

What is best for generating shekels?

>What is best for generating shekels?
shark cards

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>sell crates
>5/6 deliveries made
>get over last drop point
>drop
>nothing happens
>keep trying
>still won't work
>get shot down
>Failed: No crates recovered
I hate this fucking game

>>154386121
Stop using a Kuruma.

Where dem black hoes at?
anyone doin pve shit tonight?

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>>154395938
you should buy some sharkcard™ shekels now 1 Million gta $ only for 14.99$

Posters: 44
Not counting the soniggers, there is not even a full session of people here
Are you guys waitin the update rush or you happy with the dozen regular shitposters?

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>>154391582
Are you literally retarded or something? I can clearly see snow in there = must be winter

I did flight school a month back, didn't do it before, I just started online, got all golds, walked away $300k richer

Fuck off

>>154398274
Well you sure proved me wrong with that screencap of a 4chan post and your ad hominems.

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>>154398361
Whatever you faggot. Again fucking blowing bullshit out of your own ass just for "ebin lulz" or something? I don't get it. Why are you trying to misinform people?

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it's a "hanging out with crafty" episode

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its a "crafty v fence: dawn of justice" episode

it's a "boring circlejerk screenshot dump" episode

Why did I just see two RE-7B in the premium race?

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>>154399859
it's a "anon doesn't have any friends so he shitposts 24/7 on the thread" episode

>>154398361
>>154398553
isn't the payout for every flight school lesson the same but it gets drastically reduced after you complete it for the first time?

>>154400137
haha xD u got me good so epik
just pmed you soem 4chin glod

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>>154400147
Yes, that's why I told the newfriend to do flight school, then buy shit. Because he most likely hasn't done it yet and it's quick mad dosh
Then some retard swoops in and informs us about something that is most likely irrelevant to the newfriend's case

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>>154400308
there's nothing wrong with bumping the thread with screenshots, especially when it's flooded with shitposters like you that just spent the last 100 posts calling each other retards

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>>154400451
you've got to be gentle about these things, anon

that other anon just wasn't in the same frame of mind as us

>>154400551
>he no likey my cirlejerky so he shitposty

>>154399948
"1.Go to interaction menu - hide options - other and "hide" "Premium Race"
2.Go to interaction menu - hide options - jobs and "show" "Stunt Race"
3.Restart your game. If setting #1 above was already set like this, then restart is not necessary.
4.Find stunt race, that used for current premium race, on your map. There will be duplicated trigger of this stunt race, that allow you to enter premium race.
5.Enter the race and wait for it to start. Now you should be able to change your vehicle.
Also this trigger can be used to avoid 48min cd after winning, but I guess it is known info."

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>>154400551
Just ignore the incessant shitposting fag.
It's probably AlienMagi still buttblasted as fuck thinking he's gonna take the crew down.

>>154393212
you get an extra $100 000 everytime you complete a heist for the first time

so if it's your first time doing pacstan:
$350 000 average payout
$100 000 first time bonus
$1 000 000 all in order bonus

>>154350338
Kick everyone ranked lieutenant and above

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post when you joined and how many hours you have

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>>154400551
Oh yea, that one was great.
I thought he is just pretending with me, but he kept replying even after I ended it.
Buttblasted beyond all recognition.

>>154401083
>get btfo and run away
>try to claim the moral high ground as "ending it"
Never change, /gtag/

Oh right, you won't

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>>154401217
>he's back and still mad
kek, I won't reply any further, so you can take a longer break and recover, anon

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>>154401217
>it's a "instead of leaving a community I don't like, I'm going to shitpost for literally two years straight " episode

has anyone ever been this mad?

>>154401292
Case in point right here.
>Look at me, I'm so above it all that I'm going to reply just to say I'm not going to reply.

>>154397184
Why?

>>154401484
he's just buttmad about the car and doesn't realize that the pacstan finale is the one justification for using one

>>154401365
Probably your parents when they found out that the crowning achievement of their child was being part of a circlejerk of guys playing as trannies in a casual third person shooter game centralized around an anonymous anime image board. Either that or extremely disappointed.

>>154401558
>not doing PacStan on the bikes

It's just as easy as the kuruma method, just don't shoot at the cops

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>>154401050

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>>154401595
>mfw dad died 17 years ago and mom died 9 years ago
>mfw they never found out

>>154401696
Believe me, I've done my fair share of pacstan finales, and trusting all 4 people to not crash their bike is begging fate to fuck you in the ass. Even with solid, competent players, somebody always crashes and loses money. Kuruma is the best bet if you don't want to lose any money. You might lose a little bit on the cliff at the end but that's it

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>>154401050
>mfw you character is nearly decade older in game time than they were when they arrived in LS

>>154402167
>tfw you meet someone that joined 10 days later and has almost 4 times as much playtime

granted I did take a 2 year hiatus but still

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Posttropos

>>154402447
everyone and their mother has this car now, is it good?

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>>154402501
No, unless you're the
>muh pop-up headlights ebin maymay xD
autist

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>>154402501
it's got better acceleration than the omnis but has marginally lower top speed

definitely still a viable option for races requiring a lot of traction (esp. stunt races, races with off-road portions, etc.)

also: dude, pop-up headlights

>>154402636
There's multiple pop up headlights autists, I'm one of them and I don't own the tropos because I think they got the proportions a bit too funky for street use.

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>>154373569

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>>154402636
first it was doors, now it's headlights.

the tropos is one of the only cars in the game that does anything like this besides the dukes, and that's hardly much to look at it

the tropos being a viable rally car is just a plus.

the boxy dimensions are very desirable for anyone trying to fill the hole where a proper firebird/testarossa/etc. clone should be

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>>154403810
>firebird/testarossa/etc. clone should be
The game has two firebirds.

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>>154403810

Although I like this, I like my tropos functional as a rally car

pic related. Would dump image on appchanx but don't know how to use it

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>>154402636
Actually it's pretty fun for just driving and is great for driving under lifted trucks.

>>154404094
and they fucked both of them almost completely, who woulda' thunk it

>>154404387
People with sit taste apparently

Does anyone know when the discount on helicopters expire?

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>>154404387
>and they fucked both of them almost completely
Huh? Ruiner was one of the best muscle cars before the Sabre Turbo Custom destroyed everything.

It's still a solid car. And aesthetically, the Ruiner has a ton of mods you can use to truly make it (You)nique. The Phoenix less so, but even that still has good modding options.

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>>154404493
that's your opinion and i respect that

>>154404643

Ruiner doesnt have the rear bumper/side skirt options there to actually complete a decent look. It looks retarded just with a front splitter.

>>154404496
One day before you have enough money to buy one.

>>154404747
>putting a front splitter on your ruiner

Shit taste confirmed 2bh

>>154404825
ebin

>>154404874

But it would look good if they did a full kit. that's all.

I'm gonna buy a yacht. What should I name it?

>>154405597
Wasted My Money

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>>154405597
>I'm gonna buy a yacht

for what purpose

>>154405597
buyers remorse

>>154405597
the titanic aka PCucks :^)

>>154402167
Less than three years is not nearly a decade.

>>154405970
>Being this stupid

>>154405970
>implying time is a constant

>>154406237
>>154406192
stop

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never ever

>>154406534
You first, retard. Want a hint? A full day in GTA is nowhere near equivalent of a full day in real life.

>>154406534
Nigger we observe time from inside the same system. That's like observing the speed of a van from inside the back with no windows.

>>154406192
>>154406237
Even if he was going by GTA time, the time since Oct 11, 2013 has been 87 gtao years which isn't nearly a decade either.

>>154405970
>in game time

48 minutes is a day in GTAV, right

convert all of your playtime to minutes, divide that by 48 and then divide that by 365

there, time theoretically spent by your character in LS. feels sort of weird when you look at it in retrospect, considering GTAO is supposed to take place just before the events of GTAV.

i'm pretty shit at math though so make of this what you will

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>>154342067
How do I get flags in-game?

>>154406836
You're still assuming time is a constant.

>>154406836
Literally did and >>154406773 you're a fucking retard

>>154406917
How would you handle it, then?

Assuming >>154406773 is right, >>154401050 is even older than 87 despite having less playtime.

>>154406836
>GTAO takes place before GTAV
>Literally the only character this affects is Trevor

Remove Trevor from GTAV. I want to do a Madrazo heist.

>>154406886
flags are on the monster truck

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>>154406836
Not even close to "nearly a decade." Go back to tenth grade faggot.

>>154407806
you need to go back to penmanship class

jesus christ

>>154407806
nigger we're going off of playtime alone, not the time between character conception and now

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>>154407806
>assumes his characters are active even when he isn't using them

>>154407806
If we're going solely by character playtime, then:
118d 16h = 2848h
2848h = 170,880m
1 GTA day = 48m
170,880 / 48 = 3560 GTA days
3650 / 365 = 9.75 GTA years

>>154409047
>3560/365
ftfy

>>154409562
I got slippy fingers

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RIP Fun Waterway, you died too soon

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never ever

>>154409047
could be over a decade if you took sleeping into account (~1/3 extra) on top of playtime where the character is presumably "awake"

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>>154410305

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>>154410305
move aside

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>>154410542
You looking for a never ever battle, m8?

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>>154410690
no sir, not at all

moar webms pl0x
nothing specific just want to see some good ole gtav

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>>154411036
You sure? Your tone says otherwise. Put your jpegs up we're gonna duke it out.

>>154411195
I might do some webms later tonight once I'm done duping. I wanna do some more racing.

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>>154411228
but i only have so many bikes to never ever

how do you rank the heists?

Humane Lab > PacStan > Prison Break > Flecca > Series

if the host gives me a shitty pay I do the entire heist then kill myself and quit. Who else does this?

>>154411036
WHEN

2 more needed for PacStan + last 2 set ups; PC dylandylan69420

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Hey, can I do a quick never ever?

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>>154411394
I'll allow anything with tires, no holds barred.

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>>154411558
you're not gonna' like what i have over here then

>>154411437
Glitch run?

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>>154411654
Try me.

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A more conventional never ever.

>>154411807
why is he so sad

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>>154411807
if i wasn't sure rockstar would fuck it up somehow (possibly by treating it like more of a plane than a car, making explosions super easy) i would say that looks practical

also, hotknife doesn't cut it

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Super speed jet bike when?

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one of the more obvious never ever vehicles for all you folks out there

>>154411659
Honestly I'm kinda new, what's the glitch?

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>>154412095
I'd care for a less retarded Z-Type, I ran out of never evers so I yield.

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one more for the road
t. Sam Houser

>>154408807
>>154409047
Why are you assuming characters to not exist when you're not playing as them. Time clearly passes as indicated by dailys changing and your phone's time changing when you log in/out and by the character showering and sleeping when you log in but not when you log out.

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>>154412392
Host gets in the back seat of the boat at the end and pulls his ethernet cable at the right moment

Everyone else gets the money from the heist and while the host gets nothing, he can still repeat the heist. Get at least two people with finales ready and you can get a group of 4 players some good dosh.

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>>154412574
Having an armed prop plane to take it to jetfags would be absolutely glorious.

Also a non-vehicle never ever since it's my favorite gun of all time.

>>154412574

I'd love to have the Rustler and the Nevada cargo plane but you need something to keep up with the Lazer and Hydra fags

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>tfw you regret all the useless planes and pegasus vehicles you wasted money on
>tfw you still enjoy your yacht

>>154413907
>Enjoying something that does absolutely nothing over stuff you can actually use.
Now that's what I call autism.

>>154413907
>tfw sold half of my quality comfy cars just to get the CEO office and warehouse
>haven't used the CEO system at all
a-at least i have free snacks though

>>154414065
You're missing out, getting buzzards delivered to you is great.

>>154413907
gotta catch 'em all! PÉ-GA-SUS!

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How about a more recent never ever?

>>154414278
I don't really like helicopters much in this game, I enjoy the driving physics and would much rather drive around in a shitbox.

>>154414278
you need to own a buzzard for that

>>154414065
>tfw sold my insurgent for the office

i miss u bby

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Never ever for entirely understandable reasons.

>>154414360
I don't like Supers because my internet """"friends"""" told me not to. Post an american shitbox instead.

>>154414368
Trust me, that gets old.

>>154414398
Pretty sure you can still order them, but you have to pay. Why wouldn't you own a buzzard anyway?

>>154414674
>alfa 4c
>super
It would be sports or coupe class, for certain.

>>154414674
That's a 4c, that'd be sports, solidly. Maybe even in Coupes with the F620

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>mfw finished 2nd in 3 premium races in a row due to cheating assholes using a RE7B
>mfw I wrote a message on Cuckstar support concerning the faggot cheaters and have not had a response from them in 6 hours
>mfw Cuckstar is shit at handling cheaters

Why do I even play this shitty game run by retarded apes.

>>154414876
lol what a crybaby

>>154414756
>>154414801
I'd be okay with a 2 million sports car that actually looks good.

>>154414801
I kinda hope it'd be Coupe, having something that can really take it to the Zion would be cool as fuck.

>>154414876
>Why can't I race in Voltic and win! Fucking cheaters using better cars than me!

>>154414876
They are only fast if Money is on the line, eg funbux glitches

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>>154412675
don't really feel like explaining this in detail, so let's just say that it's simpler to go off of playtime as (where we are certain the character is active) opposed to real time (where we have no track of what the character may or may not be doing).

you don't come back online to find cash regularly being subtracted/added from you bank account, right? maintenance fees can only be paid when in control of your character, so it's safe to assume that time stops whenever you aren't in control.

honestly though i think you're overthinking this, showering and sleeping are literally just there for role-play and have little/no actual functions

also

>Time clearly passes as indicated by dailys changing and your phone's time changing

these two conflict, daily objectives use real time whereas the phone still runs through GTA time

>>154414569
I bet if Rockstar made a mech game it would be so smooth & enjoyable to control that it'd shit on generations of Gundam games that failed to capture the feeling.

>>154415727
It's a shame, there's Gundam games that actually do a pretty decent job of feeling solid but they never made it to the west because Bamco always sends over their worst games and then says 'well I guess they don't like Gundam lol' when the games flop.

>>154414949
>>154415334
>>154415367
The Premium race is locked on to the Banshee though. You can't actually race another car if you are legit.

>>154416015

PS2 has amazing Macross and gundamn games. We get niggers with guns and brits doing parody america sandbox

>>154416246
Was it one asshole in a RE-7B, or two? I was under the impression that you could use different vehicles, but no 2+ players could use the same vehicle.

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I've never seen a police chopper land

wew lads

>>154416432
There were 2 people using it in one of the races.

>>154416885
ive never seen such an ugly tranny character belonging to a pathetic no life 30+ years old PCuck
wew laddos kys

>>154416949
>>154416432
>>154416246
>>154414876
>racing


go play an actual racing game, the car physics in this game are ultra arcade-tier, there's no sense in putting so much effort into racing. It's like buying a battlefield game so you can dogfight; you should just go play one of the many good dogfighting games out there.

>>154417229
epik

>>154417160
Man, its 24/7 with you isn't it? It's like you never leave. Do you even play this game anymore?

>>154415443
They don't conflict because they use two separate times because they both still show the passage of time without you actively using your character. It could also be assumed that you're not paying your regular fees because they're not in use when you're not actively playing your character. Secretary not working, no garage fees due to not using any vehicles, etc. Doesn't really make sense to gauge the passing of time by how much money is not being deducted from your account when we have actual time-scheduled mechanics to base time off of.

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>get invite to pac stan prep by gtag
>he isn't hosting
>host has mic
>"I'm so fucking high right now, dude"
>fail like 5 times
>mfw

>>154418602
At least he failed while high, others don't have that excuse.

>>154417832
>They don't conflict because they use two separate times because they both still show the passage of time without you actively using your character.

fair enough but the phone's time is entirely random. it doesn't use timezone, internet or anything and can be tweaked just by changing session despite being in the same location

>It could also be assumed that you're not paying your regular fees because they're not in use when you're not actively playing your character. Secretary not working, no garage fees due to not using any vehicles, etc.

eh no, you're reaching. i don't think it would be that easy to suddenly stop paying everyone, regardless or whether not you were utilizing their services. that would imply that they're all on commission, which would be likely untrue.

>Doesn't really make sense to gauge the passing of time by how much money is not being deducted from your account

it makes enough sense. what could the character be doing while we aren't playing that either requires no money/home/maintenance/etc. or replaces the fees perfectly? realistically we would see a net change somewhere, either through currency or assets.

>when we have actual time-scheduled mechanics to base time off of.

gee, why even make the days 48 minutes long?

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>>154418602
aayyyYYOOOOOOOOOOO

hey monkey

>>154416885
Can you actually steal one of those once they touch the ground, or is it restricted to only the NPCs until they die?

>>154419396
DUDE WEED LMAO

>>154417354
kek umad af PCuck
dont shitpost wit ur dumb trannies then retard

>>154420936
>umad af
ive never been so disappointed

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>>154421871

>>154424038
What was ever the point of "umad"? Is it wrong to be mildly frustrated when you can't make something work, or do people just assume you're smashing furniture over a mild annoyance?

Hey yacht owners. Being yacht owners, we're naturally better than everyone else. What model yacht and colors did you choose?

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>do science with the circlejerk
>jetfag shows up and blows up a few people because he was OTR
>proceeds to get BTFO on the ground after he got shot down
>tries to go passive to another jet
>his "backup" keeps teleporting to his apartment
>cries the whole time in the chat that people gang up on him
What did he think was gonna happen when he decided to attack ~8 people?

>>154424814
Personally, I chose the aquarius in continental.

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>>154424902
Why do you want everyone to hate us?

>>154424606
It's provocative. I usually say yes when they ask me "umad bro" because the worst thing they can do at that point is keep saying it or get roped into an honest discussion about emotions and help me.

>>154424902
inner jerk banned when?

>>154421871
why would he be mad?

You just sort of tell people that they're mad without context or reason. It's really quite awkward.

>>154424606
>is it wrong
of course it is, you let your ego overfloat you and didn't keep control of your body and mind and even your thoughts. It's a learning process, but some people never go that path because it seems to hard, as they run down the spiral of suffering.

Don't be mad, bro, remember to breathe manually, thats all you need.

>>154424814
The most expensive one in naval grey.

I had to get rid of some hackerbux

>>154425703
>you let your ego overfloat you and didn't keep control of your body and mind and even your thoughts
This is more embarrassing than getting mad at someone tbqh

Quick, before the shitposters come back!
Who is the cutest tranny?

>>154425972
Flib

>>154425970
But the Ego is the cause of all Suffering, if you break it down to the Source.

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>>154425972

>>154425972
>before all the """shitposters""" come back
>let me get in a quick shitpost

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>come back after months
>no one online
alright

>>154425703
i'm sorry but that sounds a little too fedora-tier for my tastes anon

people get upset, people get over it, rinse and repeat etc.

>>154426535
okay

where is everyone?

>>154426418
That is Gay and also Retarded. Bottling up emotions is Unhealthy and Dishonest which are the cause of all Suffering.

>>154426572
>>154425970
It's the Way of Buddha, you should try reading up on mindfulness if you are really interested. It's basically why they """"""meditate""""""" so much, to sharpen their concentration. It helped me get ahold of my emotions, i was DSP tier before and still have my moments.

Especially when someone called me mad or picked on me, i'd explode in a split second.

>>154426418
>>154427085

Actually, desire is the cause of all suffering.

Also is the entire crew this level of fedora?

>>154427085
It's not about bottling up, it's about understanding the emotions, where they come from, why they do and accepting them as they are.

You can do sports if you are feeling energetic and "bottled up", you don't need to flip your shit, never.

>>154427113
>It helped me get ahold of my emotions, i was DSP tier before and still have my moments.

i feel like most people who cite phil as a benchmark for anger haven't watched him in a while

he sucks at games but still enjoys them, a lot of people are like that. he doesn't go on a rampage or destroy his own property over it. really, his only fault is not learning from his mistakes and blaming the game for it instead

i know you're probably memeing on us but there are people that unironically believe this is the way to go about things and it sucks to be around them because they never really learn what makes them so upset

>>154427258
Yeah, but a subject desires, not the desire itself, don't twist reality and put the burden of suffering onto something that is not yourself.

Without (You), there is no suffering.

>>154427981
No, it's the desire itself that is the cause.

This is a basic tenant of buddhism btw

>>154427819
>keeping track of DSP
Anyway, i never hated him and i started to grow a dislike against people that bash him daily and frequently, which is also wrong, because they suffer the same while making fun of him.

>This is the way
Well, as i said, it's not about bottling up and ignoring your emotions, it's about understanding and not overreacting and learning why you get angry at "stuff"

It's about acceptance and living in the now, not being held back by the past.