/owg/ - Overwatch General

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hana song

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Cutest and best pairing

>>153696367
take out the discord

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__maker!

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Fareeha!

>>153696520
slave!

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E-54

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>>153696520

What is "Baby", Alex.

Diamond and higher can't play with people doing their placements.

So if youre hitting those ranks during placements you'll still get slammed with shitters.

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>>153696497

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R8 my placement stats.

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>>153696625

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To anyone that wants the source just google overwatch GB on geekhack and its literally the first result. It wont let me post the link since it thinks its spam

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>>153696367
>(PS4 players RIP)
PS4 got the update hours ago

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>>153689231
>spam "gg ez" filter messages
>People think I'm actually going on about bedtime and my mom
>"Guys just mute the kid"

I guess no-one in QP pays attention to the patch notes. chumps

Friendly reminder that Roadhog's hook needs to be fixed.

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>>153696520
Why is so she perfect?
>tfw no qt Smugberry sitting on my face and speaking to me in French

>Decide to try solo placements since friends aren't on
>Get in a game with a lot of other high ranked players
>Oh shit for once I might have a competent team
>They literally never stop talking on the mic so actual callouts can be made
>I'm playing Mercy and getting dove hard no matter how far back I stand
>Our DPS are pushing up and flanking where no one can help them
>Get blamed the entire game for playing a bad Mercy when I'm getting jumped by 3 people and none of them will turn to help
>Heckled constantly by a DPS player who keeps pushing up on his own and getting picked

In season 1 I never had any game even as close to as bad as the ones I've had so far in S2 placements. It was nice to always get put in games with pros and top level players, nice calm voice chat with callouts and tactical discussion.

You know, as bad as BF1 is it might be a better choice to play if this is a sign of the OW community going downhill.

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how'd i do senpai? also did i fuck myself by playing support even though i won 4/5 games on healer?

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>>153696631

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Angry reminder that Roadhog's hook is perfect now

>>153696520
Jelly

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>>153696367
Jamison Fawkes!

>>153697012
Why doesn't Junker Hana hang out with them more?

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>>153696981
here's a stats page screenshot

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>>153696918
>that voice
>that blue skin

If Bastion is the most easily countered hero in the game, wouldn't that mean he'd need the most skill to play as effectively as other heroes?
Only true gamers play Bastion.

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>>153697043
Jamison Fawkes!

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Tracer!

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>When the enemy team has a Bastion with a camping Mercy.

>>153697195

>he'd need the most skill to play as effectively as other heroes

This is true, even then you cant actually do that because he's too shit

>Only true gamers play Bastion.

Good gamers dont bet on sick horses

>>153697223

I wanna fuck Tracey's boipussi!

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>>153697223

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>>153696737

I want to cuddle and hold hands with Fareeha!!!

>>153696450
What does she sing?

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>>153697156
>dat ass
>that qt face
>those voicelines when she kills
Best girl.

>>153695552
someone on pixiv, idk

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>go 7-3 in placement games
>only get 2650 rating

Shit, I was at least expecting to hit Diamond

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>>153697375

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>Comp Hanamura deffense
>up against this Diamond leaguer's team
>We fend them off pt1 throughout the whole game
>not even die once
>Gold elim, obj elim and DPS as S76
>On attack now
>cap pt1 through a couple of hard fought pushes
>win
>only receive 26
>26
>TWENTY SIX fucken points

Blizzard..........I...........

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>>153697372

>>153697468
how can she be best girl without any rockets?

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>>153697514

>>153697367
Tracey would make the cutest femboy desu

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>>153697405
perfection

Come on I'm not paying you for your acting ability, let's get moving!

>>153697149
Well, i won 4 and 1 draw, all D.Va, ended up almost exactly the same.

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Random blue post about the dev team

>Playing Lucio
>Genji ults
>Ult to save my team
>Ult hits the ground
>Genji dashes into me
>Ult doesn't go off
>My team dies
>Lose the game

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>>153697835
What a fucking long-winded way to answer an easy question

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>>153697928
But there's more!

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>being slain by Blizzard servers shitting themselves

This pain will make me stronger maybe.

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>>153697724

QTmaker please.

>>153697140
She needs to, they're a good influence. Especially roadhog

>>153698048

Me on the left

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>>153697509

I am dreading my placements.

I got lucky S1. PLEASE LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN.

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>>153698048

>play comp
>defense
>rape team but they manage to trigger OT with tracer
>OT gets stuck
>kill the enemy in their spawn for 5 mins
>they gather ults and take point back
>suddenly OT clock starts ticking again
>we lose
i'm out peace

What's the "average" ranking so far this season?

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>>153698220

>>153696981
Instead of winning, you should have tried getting gold medals on eliminations and damage. And not just that, but prolonging the games so that you can get 100 elims and 50k damage.

Did I do good /owg/?

There were literally 2 top 500's in every game, if not more

>>153698346
>HURR if youre less than diamond you're shit :DDDD

So what's going on with PS4?

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>>153698558
Update's live. I'm playing it right now.

>>153698490
Uh maybe?

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>>153696367
Ana amari

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>>153698369

What do you do when your team refuses to push and the enemy team is just counter picking you because they can kill the rest of your team with literally any class?

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Why is Blizzard trying to make Tracer Sonic?

>>153698490
>Top 500 meaning anything this early

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>>153698490
Forgot the Image.

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>black hole 5 people to win anubis last in a game winning play
>potg is a 1 man mercy res

>>153698346
Literally 2500 by definition

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>>153698220

Has this been done yet?

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>genji tries to deflect tesla cannon
Are Genji mains the most retarded players in this game?

>>153698242
Is she sucking her soul?

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>>153698583

>>153698242
Why is Tracer so short?

>>153698964

>genji tries deflecting ice beam
>rages in chat about mei being the "gayest champ"

>>153697835
>>153697994
These are actually pretty cool answers that give the normies a more in-depth look at how a big VG company works.

>>153698964
They probably do it out of habit just like D. Vas who try to defense matrix through Zarya's beam.

>>153698661
Bitch in voice chat in Portuguese. No wait, that's what the people I'm playing with do.

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WAKE UP SHEEPLE

JUNKRAT IS A AMPUTEE NO MATTER WHAT BLIZZARD SAYS

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>90% of my deaths now are lucky mei and hanzo headshots

>>153699057
Isnt Widow like 5"9 and Tracer 5"4 or something like that

>>153699083
Sounds about right. I sometimes try to shield myself from Hanzo ults as Reinhardt, and yes, I know it doesn't work.

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>>153699057
She's 5'4", Widowmaker is 5'9"

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You ever just have those games where everything works for you? Where you are just a force to be respected and feared? Not even 4gold lmao

>>153699249
>Widowmaker is 5'9"
That's almost death by snu snu tier

>>153699057
>>153699236

Speed Slag never drank her ovaltine like smugberry did

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>>153698964
>genji tries to reflect rip tire explosion

>>153699214
When did they tried to say otherwise?

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>all this bombhomo x Mei
Absolutely fucking shocking and appalling. Mei belongs to Zarya.

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>>153698862
I wouldn't know

How accurate are the difficulty ratings for the different characters in the game?

>>153699402
>Hanzo 3 stars
guess

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>placement matches
>round 1 get stomped
>somebody on the enemy team leaves
>proceed to destroy them

I feel bad but shit, a win is a win

Can someone post the video of the differences of D.Va's DM between (past) live and PTR?

>>153699449
Is that inaccurate? I'm pretty new so I wouldn't know.
All I know is that I feel like Tracer should be 3 stars and not 2.

>At exact 50% winrate after 28 comp games
>100 ranks lower than my placement

JUST

Can someone play with me so I can get better please? I had some spic last game who could barely speak english

>>153699453
I know right?
Just a few hours ago we stomped the enemy team so badly that everyone but 1 guy left (KOTH)

We ended up helping him to unlock all his achivements because we all felt bad for him.

>>153698558
PlayStation and XBOX service has been indefinitely suspended because the console releases aren't profitable for Blizzard.

>>153699402
the only character that deserves 3 stars is Ana

Everyone else should be 1

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>>153699330

>"FIRE IN THE HOLE"
>you accept your death
>tires closes in
>SUDDENLY, REINHARDT
>casts his magic missile at the tire
>tire arcs gracefully right towards the blast, its glorious
>it misses
>whole team dies

JUST

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>>153698964
>genji tries to reflect hammer swinging into his face

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>Finally try to do my placements
>Lost internet mid-game for my 2nd match out of nowhere

KAPLAN

>>153699308
So close yet so far..

>had a good day of many wins
>decide to play one more before I read in bed
>lose 6 games in a row

I feel truly miserable now. Every one was a long close match as well which has somehow made me feel much worse.

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These are my placement stats. Guess my rank

>>153699695
That one works though.

>>153699695
genji's deflect does block reinhardt's hammer though, it blocks all melee attacks

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>>153699804
2.8k

Guess mine.
>

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>>153699308
It's probably partially due to her heels.

>>153699813
Really?

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>>153699804
2.6k.

Here's mine for guessing as well.

>>153699813
?

I don't mean the firestrike I mean beating the fuck out of him with my hammer

>>153699926
It blocks melee damage but doesn't reflect it.

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>>153699008

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>Lose every time on Eichenwalde
>Get placed Silver
I should just uninstall, shouldn't I?

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>>153699987

>get forced to play reinhardt one match
>do nothing the entire match but managed to win
w-will this fuck up how i place?

console pleb here

Is anyone else having weird connection issues with OW after the patch. Player portraits don't load properly and I'm getting a constant orange lighting bolt symbol flashing in the top left corner. I have to assume that has something to do with connection. Never had these issues before the patch.

>>153699862
Holy fuck I didn't even know that. It doesn't really do anything for them because I still almost always end up squishing him anyway.

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>Running to point with ult ready
>Accidentally hit q
>"Teammate : ..."

>>153699969
see
>>153699976

If you're swinging into a reflecting Genji, you're doing nothing but pushing him around.

>>153700048
Just how big is her dick?

>>153699908
3.3k
>>153699937
2.7k

Mine was 2.5k so you guys were close

>>153700110
4" ofc :3

>>153697468
>tfw have best highlight intro
The few times I've seen it play for a potg I luckily got was so worth it

>lvl 58
>enemy team has three people that have already prestiged

I eagerly await the day when they fix their cancerous matchmaking.

>>153700048

I never understood what was going on in this picture?

If she getting schlonged? Is she just grinding on her?

Why the fuck is mercy such a retard magnet?

>durr let me just ult while everyone on the enemy team is around and none of them have used their ults yet
disgusting

>>153700168
That's pretty cute.

>>153700158
first anon.
I just got 3k only.

>>153700072
I got d/c'ed from my 2nd placement match and I'm seeing that thing also. And yeah I think it's a loss of ping or something

I swear they increased Roadhog's hook hitbox

>>153700198
they want to show everyone their ebin highlight intro

>>153696725
I'm impressed you managed to hold two points for 9 whole minutes as torbjorn befpre the enemy overtook you

>>153700226
You're pretty cute ;3

So Roadhog seems a bit stronger than he was, even after the fix.

Meanwhile playing 76 is 100x better now jesus.

>>153699694
>reaper
>hear fire in the hole!
>hide in flanking route
>my whole team is there
>oh shit
>here it comes
>tire appeared, I got startled and accidentally pressed m1
>tire is kill
>team lives
>everybody spam "thank you!"

It felt bittersweet. But I liked it

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>>153700195
Tracer's line about an Alpha makes me wonder if the artist is into Omegaverse shit, but there's no indication that Widow has a dick otherwise. Shit's confusing, but even so, with how thin both of their uniforms are that kind of position would still be pleasurable even for two women, so take that for what you will.

>The enemy team ignores your team until you are dead
>The enemy team always blows their ults on you
>The enemy team minus one can spend 30 seconds chasing you around at their spawn and your team will just play footsies with one Zenyatta and not make a move until you die and the enemy pushes back up
>The enemy team will always counter pick whatever class you go because nobody else matters

>>153700374
Not as cute as QTmaker.

>>153699862
Deflect is straight up bullshit. Can anyone post the vid of genji deflecting shit that misses him by 10 feet?

>tfw super shitter

anyone wanna play with me?

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>>153698964
It's a defense mechanic, I know it doesn't.

>>153700565
I want to fug you anyway anon :3

>>153700464
Really? I'm still updating and my friend said that S76's gun feels better now that sounds really great

>it's the bastion, symmetra, ana, and hanzo on koth episode

>>153700602
You're too kind.

anyone queue for ps4? Pls

Is Overwatch worth picking up? I had a blast during the beta but I don't have anyone to play with this time around.

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>>153700546
>playing hollywood attack
>we are steamrolling
>pharah somehow sneaks up behind us, uses ult directly above deathball
>reinhardt shield-umbrellas everyone except for me
>mfw she sees a lucio and focuses me with her ulti before being shot out of the sky

>absorb teamwipe ults with dva
>enemy throws a fit most of the time
>my team never mentions it
Tanks are too underapperciated.

>>153700684
Stop shipping D.va with the spook reeeeeee

>>153700684
>Zarya plays Guilty Gear

truly the patrician taste for the best hero

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>>153694723

>>153700623
It does, if you fire the whole clip its fucking even more trash, but if you were bursting pre-nerf its arguably a bit more accurate (At least it feels that way)

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>>153699990
>loses 8 out of 10 matches
>2500 gold
tfw solo queue hell

>>153700684
>Zarya plays >>153700779

Basically

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>>153700684

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>>153700780

>>153700780
fuck man that's good please make Junkrat or Mei

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I'm keeping a fun little diary of my placement matches!

>>153700752
yolo queueing isnt too bad if you are good. if you are about average or higher then everyone joins team comms anyway and talk alot. Ive genuinely had fun today because i was with people who were communicating and ulti stacking

so if you are good and have a mic, yes buy it

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>genji on enemy team
>no one on my team bothers going winston to stop the weeb fucker from slaughtering us every 15 seconds when his ult is up
>whenever I do I get focused and slaughtered instantly
>go genji to piss around
>enemy team goes hog and winston and doesn't let me live for longer than 5 seconds

>Hanzo hits his ult for 5 Objective Kills with 30s left and the payload 3m away on defense
>POTG goes to a D.VA who killed one person with her ult and shot an got a hit on a Roadhog before it died

WINKYFACE

Any other Zen players noticing how amazingly fast you get ult now with the damage buff?

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>>153700839
Dear god

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What am I doing wrong /owg/?
I try my hardest to be an asset and I got the objective time gold medal every game but there must be something to it?

>>153699990
>>153700804
2200 gold I mean Which is actually top 94%

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>>153700839

>>153700925
His DPS is the same it just got adjusted due to the orb nerf.

>>153700780
looks much better, but the blade only curving at the tip annoys me

>>153700839
>Ana hanging with her daughter doing what she likes
>Mercy and Mei casually conversing
>Genji encouraging his master
>McCree being a weeb

CUTE. This is the fan art we need.

>>153700997
His damage on non discorded targets is higher.

>>153700975
see >>153700804

Protip: DO NOT SOLO QUEUE

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So how many times have you died to some random Hanzo peekshot since patch live?
18 times now, I make a dent on my desk everytime I got killed by it

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>>153700887
>L
>L
>L

>>153701078
Who will I queue with?
None of my friends play OW, I just got the game myself a few days ago.

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>>153700980
>>153700839
>>153700684


Full pic.

>need one game to level up
>sit in queue for five minutes
>get a match
>it's against a 5stack as a bunch of rando's
>we, surprisingly, roll 'em
>about to cap the last point
>entire enemy team leaves
>re-instance
>don't get any XP
>have to sit through another 5 minute queue

awesome game

>Sleeping an ulting Winston as Ana
>Your team doesn't actually just immediately shoot him

Is there a better feeling?

>do placements
>have a good time and enjoy myself with good teammates and good enemies
>do ranked afterward
>team can't even take first points

>>153701174
thanks man i needed that

>>153701174
>WHERES REINH-
>oh
well played

how do I get out of solo queue hell

>>153701174
I fucking hate Symmetra and her Pajeet accent.

>>153701097
I stopped counting
what I hate the most is when he just gets the kill out of pure luck, when he's just shooting arrows randomly at corners and headshots my in the feet

>>153700887
I should as well, but we're a 4man

>>153701174

Took me a while to find Reinhardt.

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>>153701000
What about if it follow the curve in pic related?

>>153701045
Zen's damage is balls to the walls crazy. He's the projectile hero we deserve, but don't need right now

>>153700910
>Go Tracer
>Other team focuses me down for the entire first point
>Change to Zenyatta
>Entire other team ignores me, keep discording HVTs

>>153700980
>Tracer x Widow
God fucking dammit STOP

>>153701354
kinda. use the same line, but start it halfway down the blade in line with the edge above it

kudos tho, its pretty good

>>153700546
stop playing genji

>Drop into game right before the team loses
>DEFEAT
>POTG
>Random Reaper POTG on the other team
>Full team wipe
>None of the players he killed were on my team
>They all left and were replaced and everyone else was backfilled in to take the loss
It's kind of amazing.

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>ywn rest your head on Mei's lap as she gently runs her fingers through your hair

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>>153701097
is this the new power of hanzo? I'm gonna start playing him

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>>153698658

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>>153698658

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Jesus christ why do you have to get less points if the other team has a leaver?
What if, instead of decreasing the points. you get the normal amount of points if you have played the game after certain time treshold like 4 or 6 minutes
It's just not fair if you are about to win a really close match and suddenly some random guy on god knows where got smited by satan and exploded along with his PC
That thing actually made my friend quit competitive, and he was the best Tracer and McCree player I know

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guys, i wasnt around for comp season one and im getting nervous. im about to do placements and am worried about my future

what if i placed low? will i be able to get a good job in the future? how will i ever find love as a low rank loser?

>>153701547
an attack hero is still better if you know how to play

>>153701545
>Band-aid
She's tainted goods. get rid of her

Did my placements with a friend, got 2723. Pretty decent start I guess.
Now for the diamond rank at least.

>>153701594
because then premades would have their healer drop out at the last minute to save the rest from the points loss. the healer main because they use too and still might get less competitive points anyway

>>153701728
I got about the same, not sure how to feel. I was 56 last season but didn't play much, should I feel good about it?

i've seen some fucking terrible zaryas in my last few games

how the fuck do these people struggle so hard they only get their ult once per a koth round

>>153701809
i have noticed slower ulti charge on her recently... it could be that im rusty but i would believe it if something was causing her to get it slower

So guys, quick question. A bunch of us were typing the gg ez stuff to see all the different lines that show up. But after doing that for a few matches I feel like I'm being matched with complete shitters. One match had three hanzos, and the next had an enemy lucio just getting close to our team and emoting his sit. The next two had two widows that wouldn't leave the spawn.

Is there a low priority queue, or am I just having bad luck?

>be pretty good at this game
>try out tf2
>get utterly slaughtered

Is this a game for scrubs?

>>153701807
You should feel average, that's what our ranks are. At least we're not gold shitters.

Got 2600, 4 wins 1 draw. Is that decent performance?

>>153701520
It was Tracer actually.

>>153701934
n___yes___

>>153701909
>ggez spammers sent to elo hell
good god its a wet dream come true

>>153701934
No, TF2 is just dead and the only people playing it still take it super seriously.

>>153701934
>Be good at TF2
>Try out Overwatch
>Only decent with Junkrat
The skills are transferable only to a point.

>>153701947
Depends. Where you solo, trio or 6 stacking? Did you play dps, tank or support?

>be D.Va
>Illos
>punch one person to their death, shoot another
>launch ult outside the point and get a double kill
>There's a Pharah outside trying to peek and shoot
>get cocky and try to punch them out of the sky
>fall to my death

We still won in the end but that was entirely my fault, done in by my hubris

>>153701935
Average for this thread or average for everyone?

>>153701884
Nope, it's the same. Getting one Zarya ult per KotH round is terrible.

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>>153701531
This happened on a KOTH game I was winning with a pub group. Stack of 5 quit about 20 seconds before loss, pulls in an entirely new stack about 5 seconds before Victory screen. They were annoyed but took it well.

It would be nice if Blizzard fixed that.

>>153702026
Duo, D.Va all 10.

>>153701884
she hasnt got any changes

>patch drops
>mei everywhere

C..can we get a patch that removes/reworks her next? stuns are lame.

>>153702078
That's not terrible at all then.

>>153701545
I NEED Mei to breastfeed me.

>>153700969
Bigby Wolf?!

>>153702060
Everyone I think.

>>153702131
Mei shooting telephone poles again is annoying as fuck. Hanzo isn't too bad, but Mei is a menace.

>>153702080
>>153702064
im just rusty then

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>>153701507
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Thanks!

>>153702243
Looking good

>stuck with a 5 stack
>surprise surprise no healer from the 5
>go Mercy
>5 stack is shit
>surprise surprise
>all 5 spamming I need healing 24/7
>keep the game going for 9 fucking minutes just through keeping these retards alive and trying to block the payload
>particular Dva spamming healing none stop
>standing in front of me at half health while I try to keep Mcree/Genji because at least they're shooting at the enemy
>tell them, softly, that if she doesn't stop she will regret it
>she continues
>jump off the edge
>switch to Torb
>while I'm building up my first turret I see all 5 caught in a Zarya bomb and die
>before I had switched I knew I had Rez available
>don't even bother trying to contest, just whack the wall with my hammer as the enemy pushes in

Respect your healers folks, never know when they're winning the game for you.

>>153701594
Fucking this.
>S1
>hard def on dorado rank 64 both teams
>enemy score 3 in overtime
>switch
>2 our guys leave
>loss 3-0
>rank down in a massive drop
>next game
>Hollywood attack
>we storm through in less than 3 minutes
>switch
>enemy has 3 leavers
>block them at spawn, feels bad
>win
>gained literally a millimeter up

They really need to fix leavers punishment system

>>153701934
TF2 is more movement and team-heavy. There are no abilities or gimmicks, usually, just how good you can aim with weapons that've been balanced over several years. The difference in health values is also much lower, and the time to kill is higher with most instant-kills being the point of the class.

>Overwatch will NEVER EVER get a hero that feels as good and well-rounded as Soldier

Pharah feels like a cheap copy.

>>153702181
Took a look on Master Overwatch's rank distributions, apparently that's about top 35%. So we're a little better than average but nothing special.

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>>153701561
>>153701564

Hanzo nerfs fucking when?

How many eliminations should you be getting as a Tracer?

>it's a play of the game where Junkrat just randomly mashes keys

>Queue up solo for ranked placement games
>Enemy team has 5 members of c9

>>153702421
Just remove his ability to headshot and he will be fine.

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>>153700546
>The enemy team always blows their ults on you
Shadder2k actually did a little test on a recent stream to see how many enemy ults he could burn just by ulting as Genji alone.
>Shadder: "You guys wanna see something cool?"
>Unsheathes Genji's weebstick
>Doesn't even go in to kill anyone, just sits out of sight from the enemy team
>Enemy immediately goes apeshit
>LET'S DROP THE B-PASS INTO THE IR-HAMMER DOWN
>Enemy team never even realized that a ninja didn't run in to kill them

>>153702372
We can still rank up. I want to play with the diamonds at least because playing with rank 50s can be very frustrating.

>>153702372
>take a look at the rankings only people who register and look up their own stats see
Overbuff an Master Overwatch are inherently limited in scope

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>>153702359
>Overwatch will NEVER EVER get a hero that feels as good and well-rounded as Soldier

>ywn fly straight into Mercy at light speed and shoot her out of the air
>ywn make her wonder where the hell you came from and how she died so quickly
>ywn get air speed faster than "butterfly in slowmotion"
feels very bad

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>team up with my friend from high school
>he's really good with Reinhardt
>played together on S1 and I reached 68 he reached 69
>planned to do S2 together again
>do placements
>we won 2 times, he was Rein i was Zarya
>suddenly on the 3rd match he stopped moving ingame
>called him out on discord
>no respond
>he got kicked
>his mom called me and said he suddenly screamed and got sent to hospital
>rush to hospital with my girlfriend
>doctor said he got carpal tunnel syndrome and it reached a severe level because he never treated it for months
>he's not allowed to touch a mouse again for at least 8 months
>probably never
>he actually played with me all this time while holding the pain

I don't even feel like playing anymore, fuck this game it was fun but it was not worth it

SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT

losing matches doesn't lower your rank, but it makes ranking up harder, right?

it's still heavily percentage based on wins/losses?

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>>153702615
>Ywn pogo on Ilios: Well to land on the point and explode people with shoot feet man

>>153702623
fuck you man i didn't come here for that kind of shit

>>153702652
it is still 100% grind if thats what youre asking

>>153702652
You don't lose your badge but your numbers go down
This is what your matchmaking is based on, so eventually you'll have people who lucked their way to Diamond tanking down to 2000 and playing with Gold/ Plat players

Tl;dr the numbers will be more indicative of your skill than your rank

>>153699008
>it's very important to show that she's not ass tall as widow
what?

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>>153702775
don't remind me

>>153702652
If you get plat or lower - you can't ever fall down. Your mmr will decrease, but that's it

>>153702912
>widow alpha
>tracer tries to be as tall as her
>widow puts her in her place

>>153702864
>Tl;dr the numbers will be more indicative of your luck than your rank
fixed
fucking shitty random players

>>153702623
>Using a claw grip

THAT'S WHAT HE GETS FOR HOLDING HIS MOUSE LIKE A SHITTER

What is this "def hero most damage" meme?

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>>153702415

competitive isn't even enjoyable until you hit atleast diamond fuck

anything lower feels like im wrangling retards instead of playing a game of actual 6v6

>>153703018
Just queue with friends

>>153702304
when my team is not following the meta and we are losing im passive aggressively throwing by just staying way behind my team and watching them die

one time it even worked, after losing 2 rounds on ilios with 4 dps they switched to 2 dps 2 heal 2 tank and then we won 3-2

>>153701171
whenever i there are no friends of mine online i just go ahead and scout for players to play with
>see good mccree
>invited
>loyal healslut
>invited
you meet cool people like that

>>153700696
What's your tag anon?

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>Eichenwalde
>My team cant pass the chokepoint and never cap
>Enemy pharah flies to the point
>my entire team chases her like chasing a butterfly
>Enemy goes through chokepoint uncontested
>lose

I fucking hate this map

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>>153702210
they are both fucking abominable; a good 4 out of 10 deaths now are because a mei or a hanzo launched a log from a mile away that came within ten feet of my head

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>>153702623
I'm probably next, it just hurt so much, I need to stop playing for a few days..or weeks.

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Anyone else lagging horribly. I'm too afraid to go into comp because I'll just get shit on with 300 ping again

>>153703178
I have something like 20 people who've added me for this reason. I'm only an average player and don't even use a mic, but it feels great. Thanks for doing what you do.

>Teams that don't into team-comp killing my placeent matches

PLS

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Boy I surely missed having fucking mercy ressing people all the time :^) especially when people apparently have no idea that you are supposed to kill that cunt first from the enemy team

>>153701809
>Be Zarya
>Try to save a teammate from Roadhog hook or Rein Charge
>The bubble goes to some random Lucio who popped out of nowhere

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>Play healer
>Always feel uneasy beacuase I feel I would do a better job at dps/tank than the retards on my team
>but someone has to be healer

who else feels like this

>>153703347
>don't even use a mic
come on now. this is a team based game. at least make an effort here.

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I have not played anything but widowmaker since the end of s1 competitive

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>get into skirmish
>spam hi at first red player I see
>get shot at
>try to emote
>get rekt

why do people kill in skirmish? It's literally the only game mode where you can actually display your emotes

>>153703415
Getting cucked from a bubble as Zarya, or a clutch heal as Ana is such a shitty feeling, especially once your intended target dies immediately after.

>>153703517
as long as you can outsnipe the enemy sniper...

>>153703473
Just play Zenyatta dude. He's fun as fuck and gets mad kills.

>>153702439
Playing Junkrat or Reaper is relaxing when you are too tired to tryhard as something that requires aim or awareness

>>153703526
I don't have to worry about an objective or anything during skirmish, may as well use the time to fire rockets at people

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>>153700887
Everything's coming up Reaper!

>>153703473
>play mercy
>dont just sit back and heal when behind a reinhardt and provide more dps
>kill some people
>junkrat is in the corner spamming "NEED HEALS"
honestly people are so fucking retarded it's amazing!

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>>153703473
>couple weeks back
>love playing lucio
>also great zarya
>invite good zarya player i saw because >>153703178
>turns out to be a girl
>play almost daily
>season starts
>play placements with her
>outright refuses to play zarya
>i would do it but we never have a lucio
???

>>153703473

That's why I usually play Zen/zarya if all the DPS spots get taken cause they do their respective roles while also supplementing decent dps

How to lower my quickplay MMR? It's full of people who were 70 in S1. It's not fun, I don't even get guaranteed gold medals anymore.

>>153703473

Exactly this.

You can't do anything as healer.

To add insult to injury, you even get placed lower.

I'm just instalocking anything else from now on.

Fuck healing in competitive.

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>try and Nano Boost a team mate that just activated their Ult and another team mates walks right in front of you at the last second and your target switches

Wait, so two holes in Zenyatta's head are not his eyes but his "nostrils"? And 9 dots are the eyes?

>get hooked by a roadhog while I've above him
>get one shot by said hog while I'm above him
>he doesn't even see me on his screen

thought they would have fixed this by now. saw it happen to seagull like two months ago.

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Talking about Junkrat, why the fuck do so many people play him???

I swear hes like in 3 out 4 ranked matches, and more often than not hes on both teams

Hes not part of the meta and I dont think he has received any patches since fuck knows when so what gives??

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>>153703606
No man can outsnipe me!

>nanoboost a mercy
>she doesn't have fun with it she just jumps around healing a teammate
REPORTED FOR CHEATING AND HARASSMENT YOU DUMB ASS BITCH

get your shit together and uninstall that game

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>>153703926
>it's Mercy

>>153703953
The dots are the eyes, don't know if the slits are anything specific

>>153703983
>the chokepoint spammer
>not meta in chokepoints: the game

>>153703983
>shoot randomly
>get kills
Same reason as Hanzo

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>>153703517
I abused Widow in pre-nerf days and dropped her after nerf. How do you git gud with her? She feels so clunky without her quickscope. I just want to use Smugfu but Blizz won't let me.