/owg/ - Overwatch General

>>153713495
REAL NEW THREAD
IS HERE
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>>153713385
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>>153713602
that one is gross

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>>153713495
Jamison Fawkes!

Reposting: Requesting greentext of roadhog, had something about huffing paint in it.

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Cutest and best pairing

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honestly best thread here

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I am blessing this thread with the good grace of the lord

Do not post art that goes against the word of the lord

>>153713893
>>153713923
Actual new thread is here
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>>153713385
>>153713385

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>play Mei on attack in comp
>team bitches "hurrrr mei on attack!? NOOO"
>save all their asses and win the game

Mei is truly bae

>>153713602
>>153713970
Fuck off moron

>>153713970
No

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>>153713963
>BOSS, WE NEED MORE MEDICINAL PLANTS

>>153713963
I had a dream with Jesus in it the other day. You guys think I'm a prophet

>>153714041
yes leave that pic makes most of us vomit

I'll stick with this thread.

>>153713995
What are the best ways to use Mei effectively without pissing your teammates off?

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>>153713970
>deleted

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>>153713970
Please go back to your hole, heathen.

The lord doesn't accept these urges.

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>>153713963
>Do not post art that goes against the word of the lord

Is muh giantess fetish against the word of the lord? Asking for a friend.

widowmaker's lethal blueberry farts

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>>153713963
Just two girls playing a game

>>153714110
Your lord a shit, my lord loves thicccccc and fucks thighspussy all day everyday

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>>153713963
Thank you for the blessing anon!

You could have at least fixed the PS4 thing since they're live now.

>Making a new thread before the image limit or the bump limit

>Making TWO new threads because you give a shit what the OP picture is

What the fuck is this autism?

>>153714237
PS4 cucks on perpetual suicide, more like Suicidewatch. What a horrendous faggot!

>>153714086
There aren't any. Even if you're the best Mei player in the world, your team will get pissy as fuck and blame you for every mistake they make because that's just the way most shitheads are.

Mei can be a huge asset on any map if you know what you're doing. You're caught in a choke point under heavy fire? Block off the fire with a wall so everyone can run through. Moving the payload and a Bastion is right in front of you? Block him off.

Dva ultimate coming at you? Block it off and save your team. Caught in Zarya's gravity? Put up a wall to save the team from fire. Etc etc. They'll still blame you every time they fuck up though.

And that buffed ultimate of hers is nothing to sneeze at.

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Cuddlemaker.

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>>153714049
>he's coming too?

>>153714062
The lord visited you because you have potiental

>>153714124
That is perfectly fine, my son.

>>153714146
I shall see it that you will be punished for this incursion. Please do not come back here, go join your friends in the other heathen thread

>have a hitscan on our team
>enemy has a pharah that in the sky for more than 5 seconds
I can already tell you're shit. Rape that stupid egyptian cunt until she switches

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>>153714327
This is /co/ level cancer. Is /co/ seeping in here?

Anyone want to do some placements? Was just stuck in a 6-man premade with some level 20 Mercy who never rezzed anyone and refused to switch to Zen.

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>>153714140
>tfw no qt Smugberry with her nice ass on my face letting out loud blueberry blasts

How FAST can tracer go?
Is she just fast, or FAST fast?

>yfw the majority of owg are just shitters who just fantasize about heroes

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>>153713963

>>153714505
faster than lúcíó

>>153714327
I think it's because the last few threads haven't had any waifus in the OP so they were getting desperate. The threads have even been discussing the game instead of waifu-posting. It must be stifling for them.

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>>153714351
cant out cuddle bear lady

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>>153714378
>That is perfectly fine, my son.

You heard the man, fellas.

Time to think BIG

>>153714529
It's the minority during the hours that working folks are awake. It's when the NEETs and kiddies get out of school that things go downhill.

Heroes never survive

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>>153714530
>gif
>still image
The homosexuality was one sin, but this is another

The house of prayer is open every sunday, I suggest you make an appointment

>>153714529
most who stay in the thread and post shipping shit are the shitters

I bet they don't even own the game

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anyone else actually hate when they get potg? I just can't watch it and start awkward laughing

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>>153714686
At least one Widowposter confirmed he doesn't even own the game and stays in the threads for the "culture".

>>153714752
Only with D.Va
Everytime I do it's an ult multi-kill and boring as hell

>>153714752
It's nice once in a while, but I start feeling really self-conscious if I get it more than twice with the same team.

>>153714614
>>153714742
sfm overwatch might be the most appalling thing I have ever seen

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>18.8124%
Are people still hype for this?

>>153714752
No, because it lets everyone else in the game know I'm better than them.

>>153714420
I want to boop her nose.

>Season 2 comp starts
>surely this will be an improvement over season 1 and there will be less bullshit
>win 1 match lose 5 in placement matches

Every loss, someone leaves while we're winning, which just causes other people to leave. How does this keep happening every time? someone explain this shit. Who leaves when your team is winning?

>>153714349
Mei can be a huge asset on any map sure. The thing is though there are larger assets that you could be playing and if you are good enough to make Mei viable and good you would be doing four times better as something else.

>>153714808
Since patch potgs have gotten way more boring

>>153714847
Yeah exactly, it's strange.

Anyone want to play or just beat our dicks to the cute girls? I'm up for either

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>Get placed into low-mid gold.
>Proceed to lose 5 fucking matches in a row
>mfw in all of them I had to be the healer because these people literally refused to play anything other than a dps or a tank.
>Getting 14k+ healing every fucking game and Gold Medal on Objective time every single time too.
>"Oh my god our healer sucks so bad."
>"Why the fuck are you going solo into their whole team Hanzo?"
>"Shut up noob."
Make it stop.
Please make it stop.

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>>153714848
nah

>>153715058
Beat dick

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>>153714940
Eh, Mei is better.

Welcome to Overwatch ranked where it's either.

1. People actually cooperating in voice chat
2. People bitching out someone else for playing Hanzo
3. People turning off voice chat, and playing like cucks.
4. Too many flankers.

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>First placement match
>3 star prestige insta locks hanzo

>>153714940
Most other heroes aren't as fun as Mei. And isn't the point to have fun?

>discord an ulting genji
>headshot him and die
>team doesn't manage to kill him

how

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>>153715058
>>153715107
If you masturbate, you'll go blind

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>>153715254
Most people who play this game are absolute shitters and I can't imagine actually using voice chat with them. Too many 12 year olds, edgelords, and fuckers who take video games too seriously.

>>153715107
post your stats

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>>153714940
I assure you that Mei's assets are quite large.

>>153715359
>spectate a d.va on my team
>it's shooting a 76 being pocket healed instead of shooting the fucking half HP mercy
people are fucking retards dude

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>>153715254
I find the quality of matches I play improves dramatically when I ask everyone to sound off over their mic at the beginning.

Also I placed in mid plat. Most of my placement matches were really close games with no frustration, it's been nice.

>>153715402
>Voice chat
>Hear a little kid
>Leave

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I've made so many friends in Overwatch who want me to play with them in comp because I know match ups. But every time I play with them, they either tilt, brag about how good their 'x' is ; Which isn't even that good. , or decide it's a good idea to cowboy.


Why do people rely on smart people to carry them out of Ranked?

>>153715402
>>153715512
I like hearing information about where the team is forming up though. It helps me out with stopping a McCree or a Genji from thinking they're good.

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Uh, guys? Can we talk about this?

www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph576206ab5c35a

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>tfw enemy team builds a horrifying turtle comp with symmetra, torbjorn, bastion, and rein
>tfw to defeat them you have to taint yourself with skillrat

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Place your bets

>>153715743
Junkrat is a respectable character for respectable gentlemen.

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>>153715704
>I bet Winston would love to study your brain.

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>>153715704
No. We can never talk about this. We need to just forget about this degeneracy forever.

>>153714752
Man hani is fucking disgusting
worst EXID by far

I want to fuck the bunny in Zootopia

>>153715087
>inb4 hurr youre the only constant

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>>153715825
Junkrat is cute! CUTE!

>>153715704
He kind of looks like Ster

>d.va shooting from miles away

>>153715704
How long until we get a porno parody made by an actual studio? They could call it "Whorewatch".

>>153714881
I stopped giving a fuck a few weeks ago.

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>>153715903

>>153716080
2300?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THE MATCHMAKING

I'm getting my butthole boi reamed every fucking placement match. Just got placed 2110 after screaming my way losing all but 1 placement match averaging +20k damage and 4 golds.

Is every fucking high rank autist playing? why the fuck is my team doing so goddamn poorly?

>widowmaker instalock in comp

whatever could it mean

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>now entering temple of anubis
>Attack!

Why does Soldier 76 use a futuristic pulse rifle if it becomes inaccurate after a few shots?

Why not just use a normal gun?

>>153716282
>trust me guys im awesome with her
>0-90
>lol jk ill switch now

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Reinhardt animated short when?

hey guys what are your comp ranks

and no dont give me shit about how your team did bad and you didnt

>>153715869
Why? It's hot.

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>>153716282
>Someone instalocks Widow
>Gently suggest that he switch to something else
>He says he's terrible at everything that isn't already locked
>Fuck it
>He actually does really well and gets loads of picks

Mistakes into miracles.

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>>153715704

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>>153715825
please; junkrat is a hero for people that can't aim at individual enemies, and need instead to aim in the general direction of a team in order to contribute

>>153716497
I asked a widow to change the other day, he changed to hanzo

literal reddit meme moment, couldn't believe it

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>now entering King's Row, prepare to defend
>requeue
>now entering Watchpoint: Gilbraltar, prepare to defend
>requeue
>now entering Jijian Tower
>fucking finally
>Widow, Hanzo, Torb instalock
>requeue

When will Blizzard make defense fun?

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>people think Overwatch is Pokemon
>water beats fire, fire beats grass, grass beats water
>"hurrr tracer has no counter!"

It's called 'aiming'. Why are people so quick to blame their own shortcomings on the composition and narrow minded perceptions of "dis character suks"

anyone else having rampant quitters in comp matches today? is blizzard actually going to do something substantive about this?

three of my placement matches have been decided by someone on my team quitting and two of my ranked games were too.

>Spectating our Lucio trying to escape the Illios well by wall riding

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>>153716628
>shitting on junkrat for being a no skill hero
>while posting mercy

>>153714752
When I get potg it's because i got full charge as zarya and I ulted and right clicked the enemy team to death.

So now I don't mind it at all.

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>>153716785
Because they're shitters

>>153716934
How do we stop them?

>>153714752
Only when it's something stupid, like getting the final blow on some 10hp shitter with a helix rocket and getting two other eliminations, but I got a quad kill later on in the game with an ult.

>>153717008
By making them ragequit.

>>153714603
This is sweet. Reinhardt would be a perfect dad.

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>>153716876
>defending junkrat
>while posting costanza-wonka
it's just a good reaction image, you dink; here, have a high-skill ninja man

>>153716785
I kind of feel like Blizzard makes this game rock-paper-scissors on purpose with some characters.

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>>153717170
>always have the matching spray on 76
>our Ana always has something stupid like the Zzz spray for wacky sleep dart shenanigans

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>>153717170
It makes a heart

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>>153716785
>It's called 'aiming'

no it isn't

>>153715763
2400 gold

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>>153717263
It really isn't though. As long as you're good, it becomes a game of reflexes.

>"wooooooooow why do I have gold damage the dps should have it" - Roadhog, as he continues to shoot Rein's shield for the 5th consecutive minute

>>153713495
masteroverwatch/overbuff/watchergg are not updating my profile, wats going on?

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Why the fuck are my "quick match" search times 2-5 minutes but comp matches are found in less than 10 seconds?

Shit makes no sense

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Hug her.

>>153716628
>implying hitting people directly with the bombs doesn't take skill when it moves slowly, has an arc, and is very short range
That said Junkrat is more about tactics rather than skill.

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>>153716170

>>153717320
>no it isn't

I can't even count how many Tracers I headshot today. As MEI of all people.

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>First Eichenwalde game
>Defense
>Team is sub-Potato League level bad
>I also generally do horrible
>Enemy team is skullfucking us all match
>VICTORY

>>153717348
What? That's dumb, roadhog is 50% DPS character, that's what he's there for

>>153717320
>be mcmeme
>press E
>fan the hammer
>???
>dead tracer

or even better
>have a good aim
>something better than 60% accuracy
>headshot tracer
>???
>dead tracer

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>>153717392

>>153713995
I've been seeing more of Mei when I did my placements and was a bit worried at first but the buff to her ult made a huge difference.

She still needs some work but her ult is quite good now.

>>153717420
It was a joke

>ps4

Even bigger joke

>>153717364
They are shoving a team of randos against a stack in Comp of a similar rank. A lot less to think about for them as it will sort itself out.

Quick match takes longer because Forced 50 is a thing and it has to figure out exactly where you need to be to get fucked or carried.

>>153714752
>hide out of sight
>press Q
>11 other people have to stare at a wall for 5 seconds if I get potg

I wish I could opt out of it

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>looking through Reaper sprays
>see this
>this ".." meme
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SERIOUSLY. What the fuck is this?! I've seen this everywhere. At first I thought it was just people accidentally hitting period twice on accident, but now it seems like they're trying to do an ellipsis but somehow forgetting the THIRD PERIOD!

Why do people do this?! It's fucking stupid!

>>153717392
I want to hug her butthole with my tongue

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>>153717392
I'd rather hug Mei and feel those enormous breasts against my body.

>>153717320
Does Symmetra have a lot of cum in her uterus in that pic? Don't read gook speak.

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DROPPU ZA BEATO

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>>153717521
Where's this animation from anyway?

>>153717668
No lewding her pls.

>>153717320
>no it isn't
Yeah it is.

You should try it.

>>153717686
Has to poo and there's no loo.

WHY ARE THE TEAMS I GET NOW SO MUCH WORSE THAN THE ONES DURING PLACEMENTS
WHY CAN'T ANYONE FUCKING DO ANYTHING WHY WOULD A LUCIO SWITCH TO WIDOW ON KOTH
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

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>>153717716
Just from some guy on deviantart.

>Stuck healing for retarded dps in placements
>1 draw 2 losses

FUCKING KILL ME

make that 6 games now today where someone quits and tanks my team's chances of winning

>>153717716
>No lewding her pls.

I want her to spit on me and jam her heel into my butthole.

Lewd enough for you?

>>153717345
Eh, you say that. Sure. Essentially you can kill any character with anyone if you're somehow good enough, but it's obvious they've made it to where some characters are purposely effective against some characters more than others.

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>when an Ana and a 76 player synchronize there area of effect healing abilities to heal the entire team quickly

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>>153717885
Any kind of lewd is 2lewd with her.
She needs love.

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>There are people in this thread right now who prefer young Ana over Merciful Ana

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>>153717827
just

STOP PARTYING WITH YOUR LOW LEVEL FRIENDS YOU FUCKING CUNTS THE SECOND I SEE A LEVEL BELOW 30 IN MY TEAM I KNOW I'M FUCKED

>>153717889
Yes. And that's for the casuals. The skilled players know better. And clearly, not that many post here.

>>153717508

>headshot tracer

then you are playing against a shit tracer

>>153717942
I want to lovingly and gently caress Widowmaker's butthole with my tongue and hear her soft moans of pleasure

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Well, since I don't give a fuck about e-peen scores, I've decided to do ALL of my placement matches in Bastion. Attack and Defense.

>>153718010
yeah tracers have infinite blinks and recalls

>>153717942
>Any kind of lewd is 2lewd with her.

But what if I just want her to call me dirty things in French while I kiss her robot feet as she holds her gun to my head?

>>153717968
Quit being a shitter and you'll get out of the low level queue faggot

>>153717776

>Symmetra
>Aim

Are you retarded?

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>>153717959
>there are people in this thread who want to give Pharah strange thoughts

>>153717987
I'm pretty sure skilled players like to pick the most effective means against an enemy team as well.

>ana
>get hooked by roadhog
>oh f--
>survive and sleep dart him

at first I thought it was just a bad hog, but its happening consistently. why?

>>153718049
just bastion to GM you league of legends faggot

>>153718157
Because Ana's hit box in minuscule.

>>153718157
Tiny grandma hitbox. I survive hog hooks as Reaper all the time, too.

>>153718157
they "fixed"all animation skip combos iirc

>tfw no pharah gf to dom me

>>153718157
Ana has a shitty hitbox, so Roadhog can't combo her properly. It's been over a month and still has not been fixed

>kings row defense
>a group of memers decide that 3 mercys will work
>we get stomped in 3 minutes

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>solo queue into a game
>my team is a duo and 4 randoms including me
>enemy team is a 5-man group with a guy with a top 500 icon

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>>153718091
>>153718029
Stop it.
Amelie won't come back with that.

>>153717394
it's specifically BECAUSE you can't really use the weapon effectively in direct combat; it's for area saturation

>>153717931
Ana's E travels with basically infinite range but has an AoE the size of a rocket. That shit is impossible to hit more than one person with.

Also

>Teammates keep stepping in front of my shots, blocking healing to people actually taking damage or stopping me from doing damage

>>153718157
what are hitboxes and the new roadhog hook typically doesn't put people close enough in front of him to one-shot the skinnies

>>153718010
Looks like someone thinks he's hot shit.

Get on comp right now and we'll see how tough you are.

>>153718204
It's like it is trying to communicate....

>those games where every hero you're good at is picked or useless against the enemy team
What the fuck am I supposed to do other than embarrass myself playing something I hardly ever play?

>>153717345
T H I C C

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Gee Genji, how come your mom lets you have TWO swords?

>>153718281
I'll lick Amelie's butthole as well

>>153718281
But what if she just lifts me up in her powerful assassin arms and gently lowers me down on to her strapon and makes me ride her?

>>153718346
you can try not being a one trick pony

>>153718256
Did a match with 6 mercys just had a long train of laser with one offensive mercy was pretty funny

>>153718416
m8 I didn't say that I only play one hero.

>>153718430
I'm sure it can work, but the Mercys we had were awful. I was the tank and I got healed maybe twice.

>>153718346
>useless against the enemy team

There's literally no such thing. Get better at the game.

>>153717959
>There are people in this thread who use anything but Ana's default

>>153718416
fuck off you degenerate
>>>/mlp/

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>>153718307

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>>153717392
I want to hold that beautiful blue body. I don't care if it's cold.

>>153717959
Young Ana is a crappy skin, makes her look like a bland waifu. Shrike or go home.

>>153718538
I love this meme.

>>153717201
Well, thanks for the Genji, I appreciate it and apologize for the misunderstanding.

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>>153718407
>>153718414
Delete these.

IM SICK OF FUCKING SOLO QUEUING ON PS4 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SOMEONE FUCKING LINK THEIR PS4 USERNAME

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>>153718553
What are you afraid of? If you're really that fast, you'll never get headshot.

What's wrong Fastbak? Scared?

>>153718306
I can reliably destroy tracers but for a while I thought Ana had like 250 hp because 50% of the time the combo just fails to kill her

then if she sleeps you you're fucked

>>153717959
shrike or wastelander

>>153718628
Post stats.

>>153718279
M-MUH LEVELS DONT MEAN SKILL DDDDD:

>>153718621
NO.

I WANT HER TO PEG ME NOW

>>153718621
I can only imagine the scent of her beautiful blue butt. My mouth waters at the thought of the taste of her anus. I love Widowmaker

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>playing KOTH
>get smashed first round
>teammate leaves
>new guy joins and picks Roadhog
>can't seem to miss a hook
>dominates the enemy team
>next round, they get four hogs
>two guys on our team go Reaper
>our hog and two Reapers destroy them

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>>153718573
She must be so light.

>skill "take turns skullfucking each other" based matchmaking

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>>153718658
>Mfw a Reaper runs at me

>>153718523
So would you go Bastion on offense against a Reinhardt Mercy and Pharah? It's fucking retarded to say that anything works every time.

>>153718116
I'm in placements and I can't when every game is captain fuckwit and his 2 pals vs 4 guys who climb together.

>>153718718
I just bought the game last week and got ranked in platinum

I'm literally a tank player,

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>>153718390
my genji ults vs everyone else's genji ults

>>153718806
>So would you go Bastion on offense against a Reinhardt Mercy and Pharah?

Yeah. It works if you've got the skill.

>>153718763
That's the same guy that did the symmetra one, right?

>>153718538
>getting triggered by someone mentioning an animal without any cartoon-based context

lmao fucking millenials

>>153718763
Sauce? Google and IQDB can't find anything.

>>153718806
I'm not even the guy you're talking to, but yeah i'd do that. Offense Bastion is surprisingly alright.

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>>153718893
What Symmetra pic.

>>153718942
Rule34hentai.net
Widowmaker tag.
First or second page.

So when do we get a Mei skin with out a heavy coat?

>>153718632
the punchline is I have never played Tracer

>>153718989
When it stops being cold outside.

>>153718628
PLS RESPOND PLS

>>153718853
i can connect with this

>>153718983
Thanks fampai

>>153718735
it was a ranked game

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>>153718739
>>153718743
>they keep lewding her when what she needs is love

>>153718989
When they find a way to do it without fucking up her entire hitbox
the only real way is to make her chubby, deal with it

>>153719114
I'll give her some love. With my penis.

>>153718853
>Swing
>Green sparks fucking everywhere
>Flashes like you hit 'em
>Does no damage

Thanks Blizz for nerfing a character before fixing their bugs.

>>153719132
>implying I don't want her to be a chub.

>>153719114
My tongue is my love

i want tracer to spit in my mouth and slap my face as she rides me cowgirl style

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Why hasn't blizzard programmed the character's mouths to move when they talk?

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I'm honestly glad this is a thing.

>>153719243
I noticed this today, bothered me.
I want to see the inside of Fareeha's mouth

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If we only had access to Blizzard's cinematic models, state of the art 3D workstations, and of course a huge botnet to do the final renders

>>153718961
But against that combo? That's fucking stupid.

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>Game getting a free weekend literally only a couple months after release

They aren't even trying to pretend anymore

During my placement matches, everyone picked well and tried hard. Very little flaming.
Now that I have my rank, everyone is an insufferable cunt and they seem to pick like it's quick play.
What the fuck

>>153718390
Genji's and Hanzo's mom as playable character when?

>>153719243
Even Tf2's character's mouths talk

It's so fucking cheap to just have the voices

>>153719371
That's what having a team is for. 3 v 1 is stupid for anyone.

>>153719387
Hey look, it's a console shitter in the wild.

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>nerf Ana's grenade combo
>nerf Genji's combo
>buff Roadhog's

UM BLIZZARD?

>>153719387
Console only, which is strange because everyone I know on PS4 already has the game

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>>153719273

>>153718801
>Amelie shows Tracer the video from last night

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Requesting pictures of 76/Ana to be posted tbqh

>Reddit whines about Genji's combo because of the animation cancel
>causes Blizzard to remove all animation cancels
Why couldn't Leddit just be happy with shortening Genji's ult duration?

>>153719486
Hog's isnt animation cancel

>>153719391
Basically it's
>I didn't get the rank I deserve, so now I have to carry these shitter teams with my grandmaster-level DPS skills

>>153719486
Roadhog had the lowest pick rate of all tanks in the pro tournaments. Even Harambe who is supposedly underpowered was actually one of the most picked

>>153719590
Because most of Reddit's posters are silver shitters

>>153719653
>>153719590
>Blizzard notices blatant glitch
>Fixes it cause it was never intended
>"FUCKING LEDDIT"

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>>153717335
Nope

>>153719653
>Silver
Lol, people have been losing on purpose and still got platinum

>>153716628
>Junkrat is a hero for people that can't aim

What about 76, whose ult is literally an aimbot?

>>153719531
see >>153715704

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>>153713495
>lost two matches due to someone leaving causing a forced 5v6 and then in another had a reinhardt throw by just switching to bastion

i feel like i'm reaching levels of anger that i've never experienced

i may even be more angrier than this man

>>153719760
eh, i lost 8 placement matches and got placed at 2200~

>>153719446
Are you being intentionally obtuse or are you really this dumb?

>>153718983
What is this fucking aids hentai site.
>popups that try to lock your browser
fuck this.

>>153719920
>He doesn't use noscript

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>Genji's swift strike deals damage after a one second delay
How does that sound?

>>153719951
>he stil uses noscript when umatrix exists

>>153719967
Make it half second.

>>153719760
Fuark me shite up pham

I won 7 and got 2470 or something. Should have just solo queued, instalocked 76 and farmed as much kills and damage as possible. Even gold medals don't matter. It's the absolute number.

>Get placed in 2824 Platinum

Will Jeff ever post the percentiles of players in each standing? I want to know if I'm actually good or just a normie

>>153719951
>>153720034
How come adblockers no longer do shit?

>get placed 2350 after being rank 67
>win 5 in a row

Wow I'm almost at rank 50! Thanks blizzard

>>153719967
>>153720061
It sounds like Russians and chinks playing on EU servers

FUCK THIS STUPID FUCKING GAME WHY IS EVERY TEAM SO GODDAMN SHIT FUCK YOU

>>153720108
depends on the adblocker, ublock origin + dan pollocks hosts file does the trick for me. i use umatrix for blocking scripts, not ads.

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any gold or platinum stacks looking for a zarya?

i just wanna play with bros around my skill level ;_;

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>Only played the game for two weeks
>QP numbers absolute shit
>somehow do great against the shitters I faced in first 7 games
>Start facing level 600s
>Lost last 3
>Platinum 2890

I'm ok with this

>>153719623
Not quite Me Unga Team Bunga.
Me Unga.
Team mixture of Ungas and Bungas but more of a bunch of cunts than the previously played with Nice Ungas.

>>153720223
Fucking hell, thanks.
Been with Adblock Plus always and it's been almost an entire year of unblocked shit.

>>153717320
How do people miss such piss poor easy jokes.

Autism.

>First placement match
>One minute into the match, sudden disconnect and unable to connect to the server
>Get back on a little while later
>It counted as a match, presumably as a loss
why

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>>153719558
The ship is so pure and there bantz ever so cute.

Daily reminder that have 7 pre-game interactions. More than any other character in the game.

>>153720382
>Make an incredibly shit "joke"
>"I was just pretending!"

Whatever you say.

>80% of my comp matches end up in two retards argueing
>"YEAH WELL IM BETTER THAN U"
>"NUH UH"

jesus christ

I'd take shitters over this garbage

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>>153719205
>>153719153
Love is the only thing she needs, hugging and cuddling.
Stop it.

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>>153714801
there is absolutely nothing wrong with this.

Why were the teams in my placement matches 100x better than my teams afterward

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Who else here mega shitter?

Why does nobody shoot the fucking tire? What the fuck I can take it out with a Rein shoot the fucking tire.

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>>153720403
Best reminder of the day, family

>>153720552
firestrike it you retard

>Comp
>damage are tracer and hanzo

fug

>someone leaves a comp match and ruins everything for us
>only lose like 11 points
Well, it could be worse I guess.

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>when you know you've lost before the match has begun
How do people change their names?

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>>153720561
That's all I have in my folder. Need moar

do placement matches also take in account what your medals were, or is it based solely off of win/loss

>>153720504
Taking a dump on the general isn't okay.

>>153720617
read my post again you retard.

>>153720653
>quickplay
Who cares?

>>153720738
>Why does no one shoot the tire
You can shoot it retard, use firestrike

>>153720297
>any gold or platinum
So 88% of the player base?

JUST ONE FUCKING WIN

JUST ONE, THAT'S ALL I ASK

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>>153720701
says who
we don't have limited space, it's just making the threads go slightly faster

>>153720796
>I can take it out with a Rein
I know I can, retard. I'm saying that if I can deal with it easily on him than everyone fucking else should be able to do it on whatever they're playing too but nobody ever shoots the fucking tire.

>>153720483
>missing a second easy joke
>implying I was that anon so you can feel less stupid
>using arrows to quote and then quotation marks on top of it
How embarrassing.

>>153718346
In qp who the fuck cares if someone chooses your main just choose your main also
In competitive either insta lock so you don't have to deal with that or always be support they can't blame you when your the support
>useless against the enemy team
I mean there are some hard counters to certain heroes but no one hero is useless

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Last placement match. Place your bets.
currently 6-4

>>153720865
>He doesn't know about 4chan's hard post limit

We're on a sinking ship, anon.

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>season 2 starts
>try do comp placements after not playing at all since the first week of the olympic event
>some how do leagues better last season
>no have to try in games instead of fucking around
>can't drop down the rank where I can fuck around

What do you think the new free golden gun rank will be? I'm 1 or 2 wins from Diamond...

Side note, fuck Zarya. Every game I've been in, she has been a problem. Good luck getting her with Reaper when their Zen and Hog are up your dick too.

>>153720958
2700

Have 1000 credits (?) to spend. What should I blow it on?
Balderich Reinhardt skin, Sharkbait Roadhog, Hayseed / Jester Junkrat, or B.VA D.VA?

>>153720796
Fucking moron.

>>153718628
Krispykremedeath don't laugh I've had my account for 10 years, I'm not that great but I will listen to someone giving out orders.

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>I am not a turd
What did he mean by this?

>>153720403
ana/reinheart/soldier 76 love triangle?

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>>153720865
There's a dedicated space for your shit retard.
>we don't have limited space
Yeah we do.

>Noire looks so fucking good but it will never be the canon Widowmaker despite being miles better

>>153720958
2500 cus thats what i got

Do wins in a row increase the rank gain? I've won like 3-4 in a row and it's a slow grind...

>5-4 in plaments so far
Fucking kill me

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its happening again
played 2131 :(

Anons were right about the trench, it fucking sucks
How do I get out?