/ss13/ - spessmen on the spess station

nth for waifus

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hi

third for waifus

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>Be a Grey RD.
>Decide to connect with my ayy roots and connect others with the body parts of different species'.
>Max out research, then realize we have no miners to get the materials I need.
>Get mining access, and get the materials myself.
>Order shit from cargo, build stuff with my new bounty of materials and finally complete my surgery.
>Ask several times over the radio for volunteers, get no response.
>Keep getting sidetracked and at one point am glomped by slimes.
>Eventually have enough, and decide to kidnap someone.
>Gather what I need.
>Start configuring telesci.
>Fuck up and teleport myself into space somehow as the shuttle is called.
>Die.
>On the shuttle Yahir puts my head on a human body and defibs me.
>Oh the irony.

Fourth for waifus need to leave for a very long time until everyone forgets about them.

>>153464160
I have started trying to do mad science experiments after I finish rnd each shift
I am worried I'll exhaust my ideas though.

If you super heat Plasma and super cool Oxygen, how are you meant to have a 66/34 ratio with your toxin bomb?

>>153464793
by the number of mols you moog

>>153464793
You don't super heat or super cool

You get the oxygen to -100 C and the plasma to a some high temperature

The optimal temperature of the plasma is the entirety of the Toxins circlejerk.

>>153465387
-100c oxy will only net you about 46mols of oxygen which isn't enough to get you over a 10dev iirc

>>153463826
which waifu has the biggest bush

>>153465374
>>153465387
Yes but doesn't cooling the oxygen and heating the plasma mean you'll always have more oxygen mols than plasma mols? Unless you only partial fill the oxygen tank, but I've never seen any toxins guide mention that.

>>153464160
How the fuck did you manage to space yourself with telesci?

>>153465757
the toxins guide are shit, just fuck around with it until you figure it out like everyone else did

>>153465634
The real question is:
which waifu has the biggest bust?

>>153465856
I liked my question better

>>153465757
you need more moles of oxygen than plasma. 2 mols of oxygen for each mol of plasma is the burn equation.

So, would anyone be interested in Waifu 103: Holding Onto Fame?

>>153466280
Shiggy, please fuck off and never return.

Rank headmins

>>153466280
Go ahead

>>153465387
Toxins is dumb

You can do 7 devs with 0 effort

I've never even bothered filtering co2 which I imagine helps quite a bit

>>153466280
Sure, I enjoyed your posts last night

>>153466379
Senaat was good.
Probe tried.
Nuke was fun.
Aurx was decent four years ago but now he's just a senile old bum.
Everyone else is too shitty or irrelevant to remember.

>>153465757
Also, oxygen and plasma have different specific heats

>>153465856
Find out the yourself

en.inkei.net/tits/

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>>153467021
Go Julia!

>>153467021
>>153465856
this thing says Julia has G cups, wow.

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>>153467021
Sue wins it seems, with Hyun in second position, Felicity in third and Reica is last

>>153465856
Reica because she's a milf!

>>153468065
The joke's on you, Reica is the flatest

>>153467901
Who the fuck has Deadpoo as waifu?

>>153468185
Me

>>153467901
>Hyun Ae
>Tits
>SHE

Anon...

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>>153467021
this site is interesting

>>153468348
STOP THAT CLOWN
SECURITY

>>153468284
>Any of those dudes
>Tits
>Female tits that is
>SHE

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>>153468126
N-NO

>>153467901
felicity nasty pepperoni confirmed

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>>153467021
God save me, I cannot stop keking

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What does this mean?

Which waifu has the biggest heart ;_;

>>153467901
I knew Sue was the right waifu

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>>153468284
Hyun Ae, the character, is a she.

>>153469240

Felicity by far.

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>medbay who puts bodies in warm, beakerless cryo
>medbay who puts schema into dead bodies
>medbay who tries reviving people with blood loss before getting them to at least 80%
>medbay who tries cloning a guy with less than 50% blood loss and only minor injuries

>>153469132
Its like a fist

>>153467901
What does this program take in consideration? I can't access the site

>>153469804
I don't know why can't you, it works on any browser

>>153469960
Mobile fag

>>153470197
Here you have your issue then

>>153469323
I want to erp hyun

>>153469510
>complains about Medbay reviving people with blood below 80%
>complains about Medbay cloning people with blood below 80%

did bloodbag speed get buffed or something

>>153469804
To my knowledge, it's totally random.

>>153469510
You can survive on 60% blood

Where's Rail been?

>>153470920
Gone. Hopefully for good, the meme-ing was intolerable.

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So after I saw SJ leak his logs of Morena, I have a few to leak myself.

>>153470579
hyun x dana cutest erp

>>153471414
I want to erp Morena too

>>153471414
S L U T

P R O O F

>>153471414
>two disgusting people talking shit about each other
Fuck off Shiggy, you're no better than Whorena

>>153471414
post more

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>>153471414

>gimmicks like Fuel Tank Tom are still allowed

>>153471414
>Morena will never say this to you
Why live?

>>153472197
HOO BOY

>>153472197
ban ban ban ban ban ban ban
t.sorealiousgabriel

>>153472197
Well now I actually care
LET'S GO BOYS, REV UP THOSE BANS

>>153472407
>>153472339
>>153472365
obviously fake you dumb niggers

>>153472407
>>153472365
>>153472339

Unless you can find proof that someone acted on the information and correlate it to the logs, you can't really do shit with just an image

What am I saying, you people will look for any excuse to make sure the general is shitposted in

>>153472470
hi morena

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>>153472197
How can you be sure thats really whorena and not just someone that changed their steam name to try get them banned.

>>153472553
timestamps on the messages

>>153472543
That is not how the rules work.
Read rule #4.

>more drama
you fucks have no cure, you deserve to be in this shithole

>>153472214
>hating fun
go back to polaris

>>153472712
But they are?
I know it's all very exciting for you but you don't need to start bullshitting the rules to shitpost more than you already do.
Get log diving, or get fucked

>>153472792
>titles are still allowed

>>153472792
Yeah sure it's fun when the shitter gets the tank exploded and causes trouble 5 times in 2 days

>>153472896
whats up polaris

>>153466361
Not even Shiggy.
>>153466451
>>153466527
Welcome to the latest class on waifus - and if you've been paying attention, by now you're a well-known, fun and interesting waifu. Now, you might know it already, but for those that don't - waifu fame decays. Actually, all fame decays, and so does infamy - in case something goes terribly wrong, just lay low for a while. But to stay famous, you have to either employ cheap tactics, like mentioning yourself in the thread, or hooking metaclub members into an IC relationship. For example, sj_bensters waifus, from mirenia to kammerjunk, were widely known and often mentioned in the thread. But this is bad publicity, and I'm sure you aren't after that.
To achieve good waifu publicity - which to me is "to be generally perceived as an interesting person to play with and a solid romantic interest (if you're into that)" you have to be playing often, have interactions worth remembering with other crew members and sometimes respond to the advances on - whether favourably or not is up to you.
Good publicity without self-shilling is hard to attain, but you can get there by bring persistent and simply present there often enough. Oh, and remember to outdo your competition in every field.

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REMINDER

>>153472848
If they were metacommunicating it is a no-warning permaban, faggot.

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guys you made them break up

>>153472937
>shitters are a bad thing
hey polaris

>>153473047
Then find proof of it, fuck face

>>153472197
Provide timestamps.

>>153473047
As much as I hate metagaming and drama, steam chat screenshots can be easily faked.

>>153473090
nuuuuu der wuz juan stam mersge dats all da prof u need1!!!!1111

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>>153472197
as much as i dislike morena or their ways of acting i would have to say that this image is false just on the fact that i rarely play traitor and when i do i dont buy parapens

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>>153471414
>>153472197
>>153471523
>>153471549
>>153471876
>>153472187
>>153472239
>>153472339
>>153472365
>>153472407
>>153472470
>>153472543
>>153472550
>>153472553
>>153472641
>>153472712
>>153472848

http://ktech.com.mx/FakeSteamChatBeta/

WOW SO HARD

>>153473280
>posting pomf's password

you're an asshole

>>153473254
not only that, but two experienced players self incriminating themselves makes no sense

>>153473280
>You can write whatever you want, but please try to respect others.
>implying this is going to be used for ANYTHING but drama

>>153473280
>posting Pomf's password publicly

>>153471414
The hell is f-list?

>>153473738
ERP site

>>153473738
rhymes with gurry

>>153473280
DELETE THIS

remember cataguettes

now THERE was a slut

>>153472197
>Yahir not disabling suit sensors
>Yahir even having antag roles enabled

>>153474057
Yahir not immedietly cutting someones head off as soon as they hit the floor.

>>153474138
>not as soon as they arrive

>>153474213
>not as soon as they login

>>153474295
>not irl

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>>153473942

>>153472197
It is fake.

1. 12 May 2016 was on a Thursday, not Wednesday.
2. The logs of the 12th does not indicate Yahir parapenning.

>>153474346
>Needing to check
How fucking stupid are you guys?

>>153474346
No fucking shit Sherlock.

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>>153474330
>saving thumbnails

>>153472214
The only gimmick that needs to die out on the basis of it being so overdone like a burnt, leathery dollar store steak would be waifus and husbandos.

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>>153474501

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>>153467021
>check my only static's status
>they're I cups

I don't know what to say.

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>mfw I just server hop until I get antag

>>153474325
>not traveling back in time to before they were born

>>153471414
>>153472197
Lmao. I only recently even started using that avatar, a month at most. Plus, my steam name was probably something completely different at that time, come on.

>>153474558
I'm still mad gontran didn't get banned for it

>>153474625
Mine are G's.
Lay low, keep under the radar with the knowledge we have rockin' spess tits.

>>153474625
>check mine
>E cups

>>153474625
>>153474747
>implying big tits are good

I've got C's, which in my opinion is the best

>>153474625
>Check mine
>D cups
>I play a dude
[worry]

>>153474625
>>153474747
>You will never have a spess gf with huge tits

WHY LIVE

>>153474934
>not robust in a fool with your spessmoobs

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>>153472896
When did this server get so many ornery spergs that this is now a complaint?

Y'all need to hang loose, it's /vg/.

>want to add my Waifu on steam but she doesn't play anymore do can't ask for her id

Anybody know her steam, she's Mallory Brooks

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>>153474892
tits or gtfo

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>>153467021
>waifu has F cups

Hey guys

I like rimworld and I played quite a bit of epicmafia.

Basically I love greentext stories games.

Is this game for me?

Please tell me the most worthwhile greentext story this game has ever provided you.

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Space dragons when?

>>153475261
>log in
>who
>Sandy_Sand
>log out

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>>153475261

>>153475261
please impale yourself on a greentext arrow

>>153475261
See >>153398619

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>>153470637
Nah just hook em up during surgery and by the time you're done they should be at good levels.

>>153470873
Good to know. Figured 70% was the safe zone, but I'll keep that in mind

>>153469520
Pic related

>>153474628
That's a bannu familia

>>153473882
Hurry?

>>153475261
No
You should probably take your poor taste in games to >>153276905 or >>153236367 or >>153355278 or >>153277778 if you're into greentext

>>153475194
I meant my character, sorry :(

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>>153475685
>talking shit about EVE, Dorf Fort, or STALKER
Bad taste, anon

>>153475261
>Be a nuclear operative guy, no idea how to play
>Someone causes an explosion on the syndie ship
>Explosion kills someone causing their explosive implant to go off
>Domino effect wipes out most of the ship and all but two of us
>I survived because I was in a different room trying to figure out what button to press for the radio
>Other guy survived barely
>Spend like 20 minutes patching him up because I don't know what pills do what or how to apply a bandage
>Eventually we both leave the ship, he has the nuke I have an RPG and an SMG with no ammo
>I blow a hole in a wall to let us into engineering
>Just as we get onto the station the shard starts delaminating
>I follow the guy who knows what he'd doing and *click click* at people because no ammo
>We get to the bridge
>Turns out the shard was at the bridge for some reason
>We both survive the explosion but he lost both his legs and is quickly dying
>Throws me his pinpointer because I forgot to bring one and then tells me to take the nuke and get the disk
>Crawling through debris trying to get to where the pinpointer's telling me to go
>Spend ten minutes trying to figure out how to break a window
>Shuttle leaves, I have three minutes to find the disk
>Random borg walks past and starts trying to help me for some reason
>Get the disk and don't know how to use it
>Round ends

>tfw friends try to talk to me but I'm distracted by shitposting

>>153474625
Who is this?

>>153475314
Fug that, I want giant creatures that look Salentiad, but with tentacles for heads that release mists of deadly shit.

>>153476116
sawbones

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>>153474625
>>153474747
>tfw flat as fuck

>>153475546
>>153473882
Slurry Curry?

>>153476338
WHO
H
O

>>153476338
D F C
F
C

>>153475092
You don't need it, buddy
Terveisin, Shiggy.

>>153476338
D E R B Y S H I R E
E
R
B
Y

>>153476338
when a flat girl hugs you ur closer to her heart

>>153475261
It really is

>>153476589
Ur closer to being a faggot

>>153476338
D U R H A M
U
R
H
A
M

has any server ever tried removing the shuttle altogether? Because that would really go back to the survival horror/paranoia-laden/mafia-esque nature of the game

>>153476756
>Station time: 11:23
>There is no station

>>153475526
oh my

>>153476569
Fuck you Shiggy, the one Waifu detective and you steal her away. I just want a qt investigator.

>>153474625
>My static name is an A cup
I am 100% ok with this

>>153476982
Two words: sunshine gabriel

>>153476756
how would the round end? ss13 isn't a deathmatch or valid hunt simulator

>>153477323
Guess the nuke code every round

>>153477153
explain

>>153477696
Look, if you want an investigator waifu, you have to up your ante. Sunshine Gabriel. Detective waifu. Add two and two together.

s u n s h i n e

g a b r i e l

>>153477153
>>153477846
>>153477867
EXPLAIN THIS MEME

>>153478035
corruption of the
t. solariosugabriele meme

>>153475764
>eve
this is not even game, its just exel simulator.

>>153478119
explain that meme too a d how this relates to my Waifu Mallory Brooks

What are the possible effects or rolling a 20 on the magic die?

>>153478558
INFINITE RICHES
LARGE AMOUNTS OF GENETICS POWERS
OTHER STUFF

>>153477323
Round ends when antags are defeated or antags achieve objectives

>>153478558
Stack of diamond phazon and banananium and most good mutations

please let the waifu meme die

it's a dead meme
it's been dead since 2015
you're keeping a dead meme walking
please, please, let it die, stop beating the dead whore

LET GO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCkwAgTcDBw

>>153478885
>following the message of the worst NV DLC

>>153479053
>worst

Dead Money was the second BEST next to OWB, the worst was Lonesome Road by fucking far, it was even worse than HH, because at least HH was pretty and had a comprehensible story.

>>153478885
>LET GO
Not for the world.
Well, maybe.

I think I'd better let it go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV9VuPkIIv4

>>153475261
you have to lurk here for good ones.
the thread is bad at remembering them bad on demand

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>>153474625
>mfw AAA cup
d-delicious flat chest, r-right guys

>>153479953
Yes. Tell me who you are so I can appreciate you

>>153475314
We already got 2

>>153479953
>tfw C cup, just like me
I'm a fat guy and play as a guy.

>>153480042
Nick Weller

>>153480056
dragonbro

>:b I AM BEING TAMPERED WITH
>:b Nevermind
>:b Come to the fitness room
they actually did it the absolute madborgs

>>153480103
fuck off nick get your own DFC

>>153480204
The rest of the crew bought the same line so what can you say.

>>153480204
I can't believe they actually did it.
I was certain they knew you were subverted.

>the borgs screaming about being tampered with weren't blown
How?

>>153480204
filling a banrequest as we speak
t. solariosgabriela

>>153480770
emagged cyborgs don't show up on the console

>>153480770
>":B HELP BEING HACKED" ":b oh wait nevermind lol"
>";HELP BEING SUBVERTED" ";oh wait nevermind haha just a prank"
>two sec borgs told to go wild
>they break the console and purge science before anything else
what do you expect?

>>153480902
They do.

>>153481179
No. They don't.

>>153481253
I have both blown emagged borgs and been blown as an emagged borg. Maybe on TG they are removed from the control but here they remain.

And since the borg is unslaved from all AIs after being emeggded, the robo control is an excellent device for finding them out if there is an AI.

>>153481253
They don't show up to other borgs or the AI since they become unsynced.

>>153481253
The emergency blow kills emagged borgs anyways.

>>153481872
>>153481565
>>153481895
I have never seen an emagged cyborg get blown. What the fuck.

>>153482004
Because roboticists and RDs both tend to be shit.

>>153482004
Then you somehow play without seeing the game. Emagged borgs get blown any time someone notices. Half the time I've been magged I end up blown because someone alerts everyone before I can get the console away.

>>153482004
If any of the following people are in science:
Felicity
Ricky
Yred(unless he's the one emagging them in robotics)
Expect the borgs to be blown the second they get emagged

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>>153480770
>One round AI kept announcing it was malfunctioning, borgs were ganking people, apcs were turning blue

>Crew completely ignore this/oblivious until instant boom Delta

Crew is dumb sometimes

>>153482519
Either dumb

OR

Don't want to get a ban for jumping to concussions too fast

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>>153482681
>jumping to concussions

>>153482313
Come now, it's been a good while since I've emagged any borgs without their consent.

>>153482519
>Captain makes everyone go to the roid
>We build some shit, make it livable
>Delta starts right after someone asks if we have an AI
lmao

>emagging Borgs
>No a mommi and ordering it to be a kawaii crab

>>153478281
>le spreadsheet meme
I've played EVE since 2010 and I have never ever used a spreadsheet

>>153482519
Might this have been an autoburger round, perhaps.

>AI goes for the murderbone singuloose
>singulo eats my AI
>rampaging through the station debris killing survivors
>end up doorcrushing my brief miner friend in front of the clown
>after a few moments, spare the clown and ride off
>run into the singulo and die
rip

>>153484006
As I sit by in the locker watching you do it all

whats the story on the Assek ban

>>153484380
Oh, there was another person present?

>>153484503
He rushed the armory as a bartender, spaced someone or something, then a trailmin gave him a day ban for it
He then complained about it in the discord while the round was still going and got a perma for the spicy ick

>>153484752
>trailmin
Trailmix when?

>>153485435
Hack medvends

>>153485435
Already a thing, hack a medvend

>>153484723
Yes, I was watching you from the oxygen locker.

>You will never show your waifu the pleasure of being cummed inside

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>>153488476
Hiding in lockers is good as fuck

>>153489691
>hide from the nuke ops in a locker
>pop out with a stun baton when the one with a gatling is right next to you
>mow down the rest of the team

>>153486856
>>153486879
He means a trailmix, not a trialmix.

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>>153475261
You're just going to get epic waifu drama, because of how banal and sniveling some of these folk are, it's almost amazing how they'll regurgitate the same topic day after day after day about whatever new flavor of the week or month is out, it borders on someone being fascinated with whatever new animal abomination they find mashed together in One Man's Lie.

Key word: some, as in the vocal minority of cancer.

We do have our moments in the thread when you finally derail it from the waifu/husbando/OC the Animalrace™/"Kindergarten-tier bitching about someone hitting me when it wasn't their turn" discussion, though. And it can range from autistic levels of manipulating power and chemical proportions to adventures to greyshirt/clown/mime shenanigans to immersive tales to coders coming up with crazy shit to add in to even crazier non-antag cult uprisings (and I don't mean Allah-u-ackbar), and so on and so forth.

Rant's over, have a picture of a greentext, which is why you're here.

>>153489231
Please don't crossboard meme ``kudasai''

>>153490245
>makes a long autistic rant about waifuposting that is worse than waifuposting

>>153466452
It does. You top out at around 13 with just basic throw warm plasma at the cold oxygen

>>153490292
no

>>153490743
Hello, waifuposter.

>>153490743
>long

Do you struggle with reading?

>>153490935
>>153490935
>>153491074
>>153491074
t. Never had a gf and is a virgin

>>153491221
so what?

>>153491221
>having an online gf (male)

>>153491312
Nothing wrong with that

>>153491312
Boys are better girls than girls retard.

>Made a SME in 6 minutes
>Did minor actual CE work
>Shitty 260 000°k RUST engine
>Decapitated a ling
>Gave spicy doritos to the shuttle post-round, heating it up to 15 000°k

Productive shift, I liked it

>Decide to mess about as a mouse
>Annoy the captain, the clown, and an engi for a good 5 minutes
>Captain takes one of us down, and executes the rest of us
>LIFE 2 we storm medbay
>Everyone's shouting to kill the mice
>One guy tries to stomp me, yakety sax around and through him so much he accidentally tries to kick himself and trips
>Eventually security is called, Head of security bird walks in
>Panics at the amount of mice, sets his lawgiver to Rapid and guns down half of medical trying to kill us

MOUSE PRIDE

STATION WIDE

>>153492824
With the amount of mice around I had a good food source, so I stole a meat cleaver from the kitchen and gorged myself on mouse meat. My poor hygiene and disgusting habits paid off when I used said meat cleaver to decapitate the (I think it was) HoS who was a changeling. Thanks mice, your simple existence changed the course of the round.

>>153492824
You forgot the part where the hos drags the cmo's mangled corpse away for sucky sucky in the chaos.

>>153493310
i wasnt mangled at all just stuned by a flashbang and later silence stung

>>153493974
Thanks, now I know where my target is

>>153494162
the round ended

>>153494218
Then why I am choking you over a chair?

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>>153492824
That round in a nutshell

>>153495887
15/10 HoS

>>153495542
>implying you're even on the same server as me right now

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From a round about 13 hours ago. Props to that bro cyborg and that assistant(?) that brought plasma and played the piano. Messy bar, but fun.

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>>153495887
>See a mouse running around near the Library
>Nevill comes out and tells me that killing mice isn't cool
>RICOCHET
>Shoot two rounds at a mouse and both end up immediatly shooting him
>Run off after I realize what i've done while he's screaming that I shot his leg off

Best round I've had in months

hotline miami squad when
>using the red phone on the small hotline miami place calls a hotline miami squad
>people in animal suits come in a shuttle equiped with uzis spiked knuckles and other non energy weaponry
>have to kill everyone and they have hallucinations

>>153497646
That sounds dumb.
You sound dumb.

>>153497646
*upvotes*

>>153497646
Next time youre wizard. horsehead a bunch of people and give them guns and see how well that plays out.

>>153497913
>>153498035

thanks for correcting the record

>>153497646
If hallucinations were better done maybe as a mode, rare event or bus only.

>>153498147
>You can horse mask your own apprentices and give them the armory

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>>153498191
Come back when you can be creative instead of regurgitating shit in a context where it isn't even relevant.

Are you Sawbones by any chance?

>>153497646
Make it a wiz spell or something, and fine.

>>153497646
>furry version of Nuke Ops without a purpose
But have a (You) anyway.

>>153498191
>can only spout memes as arguments
/pol/tards are the lowest form of life

>When you are stuffed into the cloner while you are in crit

>>153498383
>>153498657
wew wee lads you really ARE those fucking shills. You're literally just exposed yourselves. I bet your personal information is somewhere in that leak posted thousands of time.

>>153497340
you were a good bird, as soon as the doc fixed my leg you ran into medbay shooting mice and broke the very same leg, had a good giggle

>>153498536
>hotline miami
>furry

>>153498892
I don't know what you're talking about because I don't go on /pol/ and circlejerk all day

>>153498827
>tfw you realize goddamnit they aren't dead yet, beat them to death, THEN! clone them
Medbay is just the best

>>153498657
They're the new furfags, It's great how retarded and obnoxious they re.

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>>153498383
>image.jpg
every time

>>153499005
shut up idiot. I know what you look like.

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>>153499067
thanks for correcting that record!!

>>153499067
>>tfw you realize goddamnit they aren't dead yet, beat them to death, THEN! clone them
I'm pretty sure that's going against your oath.

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>>153499067
Nigger please, I'm a /pol/ack and I'm one of the ones against him.

>>153499480
I didn't oath shit. You're batter and you're going in the ezbake oven.

>>153499067
>>153498657
no need to virtue signal here anon.
this is a safe space

how do I get my waifu to like me

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>guys if you're not an authoritative 'leftist' or say something contradicting what the television tells me you're a mister mean man and need to go back to the time outie place

the beautiful sound of infighting

a perfect tune to this house of cronies

>>153499575
I'll space your safe is this a

>>153499610
Get her a coffee. Coffee is a secret way of saying you ljke someone.

>>153499610
you become a likeable person
yes that's the secret to social success
you take the time to work on how you behave and present yourself so that you're a pleasant person to be around

>>153499624
>guys if you're not an enlightened alt-rightist and don't agree that we need to kill all the niggers, spics, and women before worshiping god emperor donald trump you need to go back to memebbit because you're a SHILL a dirty SHILL how DARE people have opinions contrary to mine

>>153499805
I'll getthat bitch a tripple caff Algae shake. Bitches love the Algae

>>153499624
iq studies are racist and have implicit bias against groups with low iqs

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>>153499878
Wow you're really correcting that record. Shit senpai, I never thought about it that way.. HUH/ relly makes me think.

>>153500159
Not an argument

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>>153499878
I'm a bernout though and I never mentioned reddit or spouted any rhetoric at you. you're just overreacting to stupid shit for no reason.

>>153499878
not all alt-righters want a race war

I'd perfer we just pay lumps sums of cash to low IQ people (of all races) to leave voluntarily and renounce their citizenship

>>153500447
I'm also a bernout, why are we arguing?

>>153500410
faggot retard idiot

>>153500545
you're on the shitpost capital of the internet what do you expect

RIP, Dorf 2013-2016

>>153500769
[14:08:16]ADMIN: PM: Aurx/(Edward Edwards)->Latouche/(Dorf Potash Maker): Hi, sorry to bother you but your name is unfortunately not compatible with the current name rules. I must request you change your name in future rounds. I will be changing your name for this round, please let me know if you have a preference. The exact reason I'm bwoinking you is that your current name is a label instead of a proper name.

Aurx is a faggot, you are a really fun player.

>>153500769
???

>>153501096
Aurx did what had to be done.

I can't fault him for that.

>Stun someone
>Not sure if stripping them interrupts handcuffs so I wait until I've finished handcuffing them before removing radio
>They had a hardsuit on so I needed to remove that so I could remove the radio
>Didn't think there were cameras in the solars control room
>AI rats me out instantly
>Drag the guy into space and start strangling them because I don't know how to absorb genomes
>Run back into the solars control thinking I have to remove my mask or something
>AI bolts me in
>Borg shows up, try to tell it to law 2 fuck off because it doesn't know I'm a ling
>Turns out they weren't on ASIMOV
>Get stunned and cuffed
>As I'm fucking around in perma I notice the absorb DNA button
fuck

>>153500737
More like das shitpost capital, amirite?
>>153500545
>>153500447

>>153501219
Yes you can
Fuck Aurx, FUCK him
FUCK FUCK FUCK
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>153501096
Wow, Aurx is a faggot.

>>153501219
Fuck off Pain, you bootlicking shill.

>>153501440
I'm Ladouche, I swear

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>>153501315
calm down my maddy laddy XD

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>>153501219
>had to be done

>>153501219
>Aurx did what nobody wanted or cared about
ftfy

>>153501258
I also did shout over coms you know

>>153503142
>politics is all about race
Reminder that alt-righters are literal fascists

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>>153503142
I just think it's worthwhile to try and foster as many Ben Carsons as possible instead of wasting potential resources by killing lots of random people
sorry

>>153503594
>being willfully, belligerently ignorant

>>153504000
>Ben Carsons
>seriously thinking you have any moral high grounds by making such a bigoted and racist statement

>>153504000
>wasting potential resources by killing lots of random people
Politics is a lot like ss13

>>153504317
I think you need to look up what "belligerent" means
Racialism and nationalism are spooks

>>153504317
'denidee poilitx meem hee hee haha
I'm not saying I'm better than you I'm implying that if you have the means to make more gods out of clods, you should be doing that instead of driving rope and small arm prices up.

>>153503594
politics is dependent on culture, which is dependent on race

also
>oogey bogey fascism
the goal of a society shouldn't be maximum political freedom.
It should be stability and happiness

perhaps democracy isn't the best way of achieving this for all groups of people. (See Iraq, Singapore, Jordan)

>>153505263
I'll agree with you that democracy is complete shit but you can't say that race is the core of politics
Racialism comes from a place of hate and a desire to believe that you are better intrinsically than people who are different than you.
Do you genuinely think that society would be stable and happy if we just killed all the blacks?

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Could we for once fucking once, turn whatever flavor of shitposting you guys have into actual game mechanics

For example, since most of Ops never bother going full nazi, why not add a extra passive when killing shit with burn weapons, like a "feeling of rightgeous grace", just add like 3 units of tricord into the system whenever they kill shit or something akin to it.

If you sibcerely want to go nazi, I say fucking go for it, NukeOps never tries to do Nazi and it saddens me, I don't think people even know about the free plasma guns in the nazi vend, all you need is a screwdriver and a multitool.

soooo many mice XD

>he doesn't want to unify the human race, free of borders and petty nationalism, to reach out as one into the stars
Fascists are boring fags desu

>>153505428
the blasma guns are breddy shiddy mr avatar

>>153501096
>>153501219
>>153501315
>>153501440
>>153501634
Shit names are breeding cancer. Collateral is to be expected.

>>153505241
>>153505218
correcting that record in the overtime holy shit man your life is out of control

>>153499805
>tfw someone asked for coffee some days ago

I'm not a waifu, should I be scared?

>>153505393
>Racialism comes from a place of hate and a desire to believe that you are better intrinsically than people who are different than you.
You misunderstand me. I don't hate anyone. I am just cognizant of differences between groups.
We should allow infinite Japanese immigration because East Asians are on average smarter than whites, blacks, and Latinos.
>Do you genuinely think that society would be stable and happy if we just killed all the blacks?
No.
But it would be stable and happy if we paid them to leave.

>>153505728
>there's no possible way anyone could actually disagree with me unless they're being paid and part of the big boogeyman
I remember being 15

>>153505562
nationalism is more likely to spur space colonization than corporate psuedoglobalism or whatever the fuck they're trying to do

if nobody is competing with eachother and there's no pressing need for domestic production why bother with anything when you can just smoke weed a cum

>>153505428
Could we for once stop avatarfagging

>>153505562
Not that crackers don't have a lot of shitters but when you could genocide entires races with it being a net improvement... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It's a shame meritocracies don't work cause that's the best right there.

>>153505826
Thanks for working overtime correcting that records man. Wow. The empty pot chimes in loudest.

FUCK DEMOCRACY
FUCK AUTOCRACY
FUCK MONARCHISM
FUCK CORPORATOCRACY

TECHNOCRACY
FUCKING
WHEN

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>>153505727
yeah some guy who likes dwarf fortress is definitely the one thing dragging us down right
gosh damned kiddie brand kiddos and their dag nabbed goofy names

thanks for being so insightful and attentive

>>153505914
Not an argument

Im learning to be a chemist but this shit is stressful. Is there any easy way to pull 5 plasma out of a beaker without putting it into the Chemmaster? Its really frustrating trying to mix all the shit I need for one thing and then I have to pull something else out or it will make something wrong :(

>>153506140
Yeah, like your ability to read a whole post.

>>153506356
Hold in your hand, alt click it, set transfer 5u, click the floor.

I love this round, so many mice and even a changeling! xD

>>153506568
no I read the post
you could just ban the fucking luchadorie guy and call it a day instead of waving your dick around and antagonizing everyone else about it
and hey maybe you could read my fucking post too and try to look into what's actually wrong around here on the off chance you actually give a shit

>commiefornia Fuck off you gigantic shitter. mrpain12 PERMANENT

What was this meaning?

>>153505742
They want you secretly. RUN

>>153507085
Tolerance breeds line toeing, much like IC OOC.. All must go into the rubbish bin.

>>153505590
Give me numbers anon, how shitty are we talking exactly, less than 15 burn a shot?

If so, request a buff and make em good again.
>>153505882
Right, a random image used to express confusion and disdain with absolutely no follow up image in consequent replies truly is avatar faging anon.

Can't tell what x actually is, and then tells me to quit doing x. Id be surprised, but we are in vg

>>153507274
beats himself stupid with a wrench, gets hit by someone ONCE, dies, then has the STUPIDITY to ahelp it.
banbating bro, also ban evading

I just now realized half the mech weapons are battletech references and I've been playing for five years.
Am I retarded?

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>>153505428
The MP40k sucks donkey balls like the rest of the plasma weaponry.
It needs to be replaced with an MG42 to allow a full Jin-Roh cosplay.

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>>153507373
you're still missing the point
shit like Rambling Maniac is fine as this isn't a super serious server
someone joining as [420]_sUgE_KN1GHT the assistant, that'd be an actual problem
you adopted a shitty reactionary policy because of one faggy player instead of confronting the player about being a faggot and aren't paying attention to the thread or OOC

>>153508234
Man, I miss Rambling.

>>153507274
>After ban evading (alt of contentinformsreality), beats himself stupid with a wrench, gets hit by someone ONCE, dies, then has the STUPIDITY to ahelp it. Fuck off you gigantic shitter.

splonk

>>153508234
Which player did they add the rule because of