/ss13/ - spess spess spess

first for merge my clown pods

First for last

third for waifus

4th for matroshka ops

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2st for my Waifu Ginger Beach

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>>153345437
>tfw cluster will never review your PR

>>153345627
>Someone posts this right after I turn on my PC
Why

>>153345767
It's got nothing to do with you turning on your PC though?

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>>153345743
>tfw cluster literally rewrite all your shit code while bad-mouthing you

>>153345890
It does it people think I shill myself
You shouldn't shill anyone either

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>>153345947
>caring about what people think

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>"my Waifu isn't a slut"

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AM I DOING IT RIGHT???

http://www.rinmarugames.com/playgame.php?game_link=mega-anime-avatar-creator

>>153346553
me on the left

>>153346553
spooky

>>153346553
>glasses, goggles, and goggles on head
Who the fuck needs three (3) sets of eyegear?

>>153346553
average_RPer.jpg

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who

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>>153346553

>>153347783
the hero we need

>log in
>Who
>Sandy_Sand
>log out

>>153348634
>log in
>Adminwho
>grief
>log out

>>153348634

>log in
>Who
>Sandy_Sand
>blush
>join game
>hope they notice me

Based on yesterday's poll the 8 finalists, this time only one vote per person.


www.strawpoll.me/11114720

>>153349468
>only one vote per person

We've been using proxies from the start to get votes in
What differance does it make?

>>153349964
Yeah, I wondered why yesterday there was 6 votes instantly for sue bowchief then afterwards no more came in.

really mommi? stealing my dog?

>>153345947
Because you do

>>153349468
>not being in any waifu lists
>not being in any shitter list
feelsgoodman.jpg

also, default skin for secborgs when?

>>153350434
mommi law two sit still and open your cover

>>153353463
*buzz

>>153334193
assdad you triple shitter, that was at the end of last year.
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/7028

You were specifically told to not do it, this way and the foam way.

>>153353842
You can't make an omelette without sucking a few dicks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MiRt43gVU0

How did a 2 hour video of an autistic esoteric game get 150,000+ views?

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Is this correct?

>>153354886
How good a job is in this game is subjective.

>>153355020
go away badmin

>>153354630
SEO

>>153354630
Reddit
Snowballing because some streamer fag mentioned ss13, and people rush to the most viewed video

That's how it usually goes

>>153354886
It isn't

Can I take out an AI's mmi,take the brain out, put it in a monkey man and absorb it in dorms?

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>>153354630
>tfw on the admins list

>>153355321
Why would it let itself be revived?

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>>153355321

>>153354886
>Cargo
>Bad tier
How to spot a shitter who doesn't know how to have fun.

>>153355396
Memes

>>153355396
Maybe because not everyone is a faggot that gets pissy and goes catatonic when something is not going their way.

>>153355550
>wanting to help every newfag that gets sent to cargo to stay out of the way

It's cool being teacher for a while
But it gets fucking old

>>153355638
I would rather not help you so no I wouldn't allow myself to get revived

>>153355684
bitch baby detected

>>153355684
This is why we don't have abductors

>>153355719
absorb people the real way scrub

Help

I can't decide whether I should be trying to port hardsuits/glocks/wizards/drinks/advanced sec weapons/cyber-limbs to /vg/code

or port cancer/mancrowaves/resprite blobs for Polaris code

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http://explosm.net/rcg
Make a random comic.
Keep it spess related.

>>153355847
>recycling /v/ threads

Is /ss13g/ truely dead?

>>153355847
>>>/reddit/

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>>153355847

>>153355847

Superior reddit comic thread here
>>>/v/350146737

>>153355774
You'd rather i shitter juice grab and absorb someone in maint instead of doing a grand heist to steal the most secure entity to meme in dorms?

>>153356112
Yes
Don't lower yourself to memes for christs sake

>>153355774
>Breaking in to the AI, stealing the brain and putting it into a monkey
>Not the real way

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>>153355847
End discussion

>>153354886
>clown
>mime
>bad
>>>/bay/

>>153357041
they are bad jobs that shouldnt exist, they are only used to griff

>borg
>given a law that essentially boils down to KILL EVERYONE
>kill a few people
>blown, carried around by scientist
>don't really feel like telling them who did it
>ask for them to put me in a body, with their UI+UE
>they actually do it, the absolute madwoman
>try to help out, find the detective's almost all-access ID
>in casual conversation with the science team
>they ask me who did it and I tell them
>he walks in 2 seconds later and I hug him
comedy gold

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>be MoMMI
>get gifted a ghost burger from based gods
>decide not to build R-UST, gonna build a burn chamber shrine for my new ghost burger
>see CE trying to plasma flood, understand what's up
>he gets close, too close
>run away into my half built shrine
>locked in a 1x1 tile in a screwdriver war with the CE
>pray for help from burger god
>turns me into a flying burger
>haunt the CE and fly around at light speed spamming pings and buzzes
>eventually get put back in my MoMMI body and escape on the shuttle with the ghost burger

Praise the burger god.

PS. Sorry for ruining your plasma flood CE, I was gonna hook it back up again after I set up my pump but I got spooked when you came close.

>>153357267
Clowns and mimes greatly entertain me in whatever they do, which is exactly their purpose.

You don't belong here, mosey on over yonder.

>>153357267
go fuck yourself

>>153358607
>screwdriver war
expand on this

>>153358945
probably CE unscrewing and MoMMI rescrewing windows while the MoMMI was in its 1x1 burn chamber

>>153358945
RD in CE armor here.
He put himself in a 1x1 glass cage, so we both spammed the shit with the screwdriver.
I didn't even want to emag him at that point, i just wanted to hear the CHKCHKCKHCKHKCHCKHCHKCHK

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>>153355847

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Good morning fellow spacefriends, how are you all~?

>>153360816
here we go

>>153360816
Good morning Whorena.

We're discussing sec glocks and whatnot again.

Have a look at the github!

>>153360816
But it's afternoon in Britistan.

>>153359070
Accurate.

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>>153360816
My Morena detector is working perfectly.

>>153360816
Ashley was made to be fucked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIF8NLRsJDY on emagged jukebox VVHEN

>>153360980
Got a link to it anon?

>>153360946
>>153360980
>>153360993
>>153361025
>>153361396
>>153361537
I'm not Morena, but I am her boyfriend :3

>>153361709
I don't care I was talking about ashley

>>153361631
Get the mp3 with artist, album, etc., and mail it to pomf

I just woke up what is going on
t. morena

>>153361709
A vampire just bit me.

>>153362954
We were talking about how you and I are to be married and we're in love, right?

>>153363258
I don't know who you are
>>153361537
No she is not ashley is pure and innocent like me

>>153363405
Its me your boyfriend

>>153363405
>>153363568
IT'S ME, AUSTIN!

>>153363669
AWWW SON OF A BITCH
>>153363568
no you aren't

I want Julia to use their drills to give me a handjob

>>153363768
Yes, yes I am. I've spoken to you many times so we're dating now okay? Come on Morrie don't be rude.

>>153363989
You can stop posting now you're weirding me out
>>153363874
No chance, don't touch the hair

>>153363989
>tfw no Morrie show
(You) ARE THE FATHER!

>>153363989
>morrie
>mori
Beware

>>153364229
>has erped with 6 different people
>somebody saying they're her boyfriend as a joke weirds then out.


Hmmm.. really makes you think huh

>>153364442
Six? I haven't even with one.
>>153364291
I don't get it
>>153364283
If the '6' anon is right it would be quite a show.

>>153364743
>Strawberrytan
>JeanVoerman
>Dizor
>Chris "MrPain666" Smithyman
>Intigracy
>Ghlor

I count six shots nigger

>>153364932
Do you just assume that if they're friendly with someone they've erped?

>>153364743
It's almost september, you only have a few days, what are you going to do

>>153364743
You've surely erped with at least Shiggy.

>>153365025
That's why no one's ERPed with me.
I can be proud that no one's ever been friendly with me on ss13 and if I keep treating people like shit then I'm going to keep this achievement forever.
Bet you're jealous fuckface

>>153364932
not sure where you even pulled 4 of those names from but two are just good friends.
>>153365036
Eh?
>>153365057
Not really, i've explained this before

I'm not morena, ask me anything.

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>you can't punch borgs
>you can't punch borgs as a hulk

Why is genetics such a useless job? I was just standing there while the borg was killing me with a circular saw.

>>153365330
What did you do in ss13 today

>>153365402
Played botany for 2 shifts, filled the fridge then played with exotic seeds. You?

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>>153365376
Why was the borg killing you?
Hulked humans are still considered humans
Did you get the CKEY of the borg? You should make a ban request on that valid nigger

>>153365330
hi killette

>>153365694
I actually haven't been playing the game today because I just woke up.
Instead i've been working on a map whilst I struggle towards lucidity.

>>153365864
I'm not Killette, he's too normie for me.

>>153365929
What map are you making?

>>153365929
What's the point of working on a map when one of the main arguments to keeping to our ancient codebase is 'But BOX has been perfected for us'?

>>153365809
t. SolariousGabriella

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>>153366162
A brand new one, mostly just for fun.
I find it oddly relaxing.

>>153366283
I just like mapping hombre.

It's time for try hard Tuesday.

Post your number one powergaming tip.

>>153366506
People can't kill you if you kill yourself first.

>>153366506
Don't play

>>153366381
>implying a banned shitter can make ban requests

Glad MrPain finally permad them desu

>>153366381
>implying newfag sillycons aren't ruining this server

>>153366670
But will it help Christopher's hair grow back?

>>153366483
Are you going to call it 'Wasted Space Station'?

someone pls help me my body is in perma bathrooms

Friendly reminder that lifeweb is the true future of SS13, a server where you secure victory, not the shitmins.

>>153365809
It as a malf round. The point here is that I was supposed to defend myself by punching his robot ass.

>>153367313
Cite one instance of bad judgement on part of /vg/ admins in the last week that wasn't corrected.

>>153367217
Why would I call it that?
More importantly why would it need a name at all?

>>153367531

>2016

>Playing anything other than lifeweb

Are you serious?

>>153366729
>implying you're not a validhunting shitter
I was subverted

>>153366506
I don't powergame, powergaming is for cunts who can't think of anything other than 'how to turn this game into TTT in 5 seconds'. Powergaming is a cancer on this server and is the reason we don't have interesting antags.

>>153365809
>Syndicate agents
>Rev

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>>153355847
I don't know if the meaning of what I was going for was clear though.

>>153368592
I'm not going to fucking sit around for your le ebin gimmick we've all seen before so you can make your greentext story of your shit antagging
Get your real roundend greentext when you smelelelelele or get the fuck out

>>153368592
>is the reason we don't have interesting antags

That's more of an issue with the codebase

>>153368963
>muh muh greentext, muh greentext, all dat matters is muh greentext

And this is why you are cancer.

>>153368592
This. People that put winning over fun are the worst.

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>>153368854
Better version of the same idea honestly

>>153369080
>>153369217
Why not go to Bay if you want no greentext?
Greentext is there for a fucking reason.
For you to win.

>>153369451
>winning

There's nothing fun about 'winning' in this game and seeing a few green letters.
Fuck off back to Hippie you brainless cunt.

>>153369451
>win

>>153368592
Be the change you want to see. Encourage people to RP. Play fun antags. Complaining gets you nowhere.

>>153369529
>>153369569
>game gives you objectives
>COMPLETING THESE OBJECTIVES WOULD BE UNFUN POWERGAMING CAN'T DO THAT
It goes both ways too, powergaming sec prevents antags from being creative with their schemes.

https://clyp.it/v3al0p21

UNFOUNDED CLOWNVENGE

>>153355321
You can't deconstruct AIs.

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>>153355550
>ask a cargo techie for mech modules and metal
>he bought the collectible hat crate
>HoP's face when
Nice numbers by the way.

Stop shilling Lifeweb you fucking fag
Don't go to Lifeweb guys it has Shiggy and you wouldn't want to play in the same place

>>153369529
The thing is with ss13 you NEED powergaming players, its like when daddy used to break out the leather belt and beat the shit out of you for misbehaving.

When some 12 year old bay shitter comes on and kisses up to the admins laying the fucking smackdown on them really shatters their ego and makes them stop acting like such a cunt.

Being a gimmick player is good when you're dealing with reasonable crew, but you DO need the powergaming players I feel to act as the proverbial patriarch of a sever and keep everybody in line.

>>153370343
>completing objectives

Fuck that. Objectives are the easiest shit in the world and it is literally fucking pointless to do them, and anyone who seriously feels 'accomplished' or like they've 'won' for emagging into a locker then hiding in their department for the rest of the round is a pathetic waste of a human being.

>>153370760
That's retarded, and there is literally nothing wrong with Bay players. I'd rather have them than you or any other powergaming cunts, because at least they can do something other than run around clicking on sprites to """"win"""".

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>be clown
>feel like i should do my monthly gimmick
>give self a wizard name
>get wizard clothes
>remove id, get sound synthesizer set to BOOM
>start yelling spells over comms
>people believe it
>get lasered
>escape, somehow
>dragonbro gives me blink
>start blinking around, yelling spells
>sec gets fucking UP IN ARMS to salad the valid
>meanwhile isaac is planting bombs everywhere
>sec keeps chasing me
>get borgs locked down because i teleported and "rest"ed in ai core
>get chased around some more
>die
>people TRULY believe i was wizard
>nobody bothered to check manifest
>get revived by someone who realized i was the clown
>near-maxcap bomb demolishes medbay, along with me
>people kept saying "fucking wizard" even after i died

honk

What defines the ambient music of areas, like the spooky sounds in the morgue and the weird sounds in the AI upload?

>>153370885
If you use antag as an excuse to grief without completing your objectives then I hope you kill yourself

>>153370760
Didn't i just read this in /v/? Is this the birth of an epic new meme?

>>153371169
I was locked down for a good 10 minutes because of you, you nigger
10/10

>It wasn't a wizard

Jesus fucking Christ, I've made such a turnip of myself.

>>153371261
Yet again, why the fuck should I bother completing my objectives when it servers no purpose in furthering the round? Oh boy, I stole something nobody actually gives a shit about, or killed ONE guy.

Furthermore,
>implyign
There's more to antagging than murderbone or muh objecties, dumbass. But I guess that's beyond your simple ass mind, so there's no point in explaining it to you.

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kiyachakawhatever, here's how you fucked up

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>>153364932
Don't lump me in there you shit

>>153371734
Who are you?

>>153364932
>of all these people you got 3 of them that actually didn't erp with her

a revised list for who whorena has textfucked, in order of textfuckings;

>shiggypiggy
>freakingabonk
>sj_benster
>dizor
>jeanvoerman
>strawberrytan

>>153371443
The entire motivating purpose that moves rounds along is antagonists' objectives. Obviously you can ignore them, but rounds will end up getting chatoic anyways when people get restless.

>>153371756
Dizor
Never erpd with anyone. I just draw shit.

>>153371936
>The entire motivating purpose that moves rounds along is antagonists' objectives.
Nope.

>>153371936
How does a round get made chaotic because someone niggered a useless gimmick item or a pair of fucking magboots?

>>153371936
>rounds will end up getting chatoic anyways when admins get restless.

FTFY

>>153372107
Why do you draw shit here and not find a better muse or hang out in >>>/ic/ >>>/i/ >>>/3/

>>153372268
Because those places require actual talent when you can get your ego fed by people who'll rub shit in their eyes if you say it's their OC spessman

>>153372386
>talent
there is no talent

only skill

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>>153372268
I use to draw shit here, and I probably should again but rampant shitposting turned me away. I've done a bit more spriting done thanks to the Discord since I can actually get some valueable feedback instead of nebulous bullshit.

>>153345308
Is this fucking LOSS?

>>153371510
Thanks. I guess forgot to do several things. I'll try it locally.

TIME TO GET THIS SHITTY THREAD BACK ON TRACK. YOU HAVE 60 SECONDS TO NAME YOUR FAVOURITE
>Meat
>City
>Month
>Hour of day
>Moon in our solar system

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My name is 2hotdogs and I'm better than you.
Your admins bullied me and attempted to turn my username into a hate meme. They failed.
Your admins wanted me to commit suicide for standing up for myself. I'm more alive than ever before. Your admins wanted to keep me muted and have zero connection to any and all space station 13 servers and any other game they find me playing. I've never quit space station 13 or any other game I have been bullied and berated in. I played the game. I followed the rules. You, your admins did not. My tyrant has not won any victory over me and every attempt on my ego has left you and your cronies with black stains upon your memories that you have never forgotten about.

I'm never going to stop.
I'm never going to stop.
I'm never going to stop.

I can see you.

>>153372968
But none of that's related to spess

>>153372968
Beef
Kathmandu
January
19:00
Ganymede

>>153372968
>beef, new york strip, medium rare
>atlanta
>december
>10 PM
>titan

>>153372968
>Venison
>San Fransico
>April
>14:00
>Charon

>>153372968
BEEF
>Cities
November
17:00
Titan

>>153372128
Very compelling argument, you've convinced me.

>>153372968
SIRLOIN MEME DONE
Seattle
November
HIGH NOON
moon because it belongs to the USA

>>153373047
Ok Chiot

>>153372968
Corned beef
Atlantis
April
7AM
Callisto

>>153373252
>medium rare

Pleb, the only good steak is Well Done.

>>153373252
well done pork
Who the fuck even cares
Jully
3 PM
Moon

>>153373047
Chiot keep posting in the thread and we'll ban you

>>153372968
Smoked
Rome
December
Midnight, 3-4 AM
Ganymede

>>153372968
Chicken (God bless the South and France)
Seattle, not so much the people, though.
October.
9 o'clock.
The Moon™, because she's American.

>>153373389
What is stated without argument is dismissed without argument.

That said, pen space does not seem like compelling gaemplay to me, Idunno.

>>153374068
>she

>>153372968
>chicken
>Dubai
>March
>6pm
>Titan

>>153374116
Sorry for forcing genders without the Moon's permission.

>>153372968

>Fried Chicken. It has to be fried.
>Swansea
>December
>Midnight
>The Moon

>>153374116
>The moon's flag virginity was taken by the USA

>>153373619
if you can prove im 2hotdogs go for it
i said it 50 times already, im not

>>153374319
you are as shitty of a player as 2hotdogs

>>153374284

>You will never ERP with the Moon

Why do I continue?

>>153370352
stop shilling asskek ffs

>>153374319
God damn. Now I'm hungry for corndogs from a baseball game.

>>153374249
>Don a space suit
>Go into a space shuttle
>Get launched to the moon
>Ask it for its preferred pronouns
Is that so fucking hard?
Jeez.

>>153374382
you are saying that im a shitter then, not that im 2hotdogs

>>153374538
Technically, everyone that posts in the thread is a shitter.
Just saying.

>>153374538
Why is your name punishedchiot then

>>153374319
This is how they operate they did the same thing to me and said that I was sarcalogo. It's a tired and used deceit. It's psyop. these people are bullies.

>>153374538
you might as well be hotdogs, everyone knows how to ban evade

>>153374732
gimmicks from a brazilian server i played before
my main account wasnt even permabanned here

>>153374916
Who's your Waifu? So I stay away from her in the future.

>>153375132
No, why did you CHANGE it from chiot to punishedchiot

What's the best Cryo Mix for cloning?

>>153375389
DELETE THIS

>>153375361
because of the other server gimmick thats what i just said

>>153375486
Neva

>>153375389
>cloning
LMAOing at you right now

>>153375261
nice damage control Chiot, fuck off and get banned

>tfw will never bend morena over my desk and Fuck her thighs

>>153375389
30u cryox clonex
10u alky
5u ryet
5u dex+ because fuck you
25u of whatever the fuck other healing chems so the mix depletes slower, but i usually add 5/5 keloderm and 10u antitox

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>>153375593

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqO3XXxPD14

To all the asshats calling the satellite that orbits Terra "the Moon":
It's Luna.

LUNA
U
N
A

Get it right.
Do you speak Sun Common? No? It's Sol.
Use the Latin name, you retards.
I swear to fucking God.

>>153375593
just prove it

>>153375596
Good taste.
The thigh thing I mean, not the person.

>>153375669
>Latin Luna
>not using ancient greek Selene

These fucking plebs trying to talk shit

>>153375669
Keep it to IC you fucking nerd.

>>153375389
30u clonex
30u cryox
5u rye
10u alk
10u anti tox
5u keloderm
5 bicard
5u dex+

>>153375875
Morena is a confirmed 8/10 and would be the perfect Waifu. She is the best "girl" on this server

>>153376339
>dumped shiggy when she got him banned
>dumped spergay when she got him banned
>dumped SJ when she was done with him

How do you think your 'relationship' with her will work out bucko

>>153376509
Are you new to relationships and how they work?
They're not life long binding contracts
You know the social norm these days, right Pahjeet?

>>153345308
>>153372721
Oh hey! Someone saved a picture of my bomb lab! That was a fun round.Good on you cute borg.

>>153376776
>wanting a waifu you know is going to suck you dry and dump you

look at all the folks shes textfucked and tell me you want to be like them

they're all bitter angry assholes who used to be happy folks before they met whorena

your funeral though, pally

>>153376509
Shiggy was a nanwhore and chasing catandwet on the side
Spergay was well gay
SJ and morena never dated, SJ is dating kammer

>>153359070
If you kill all the victims, only vampires remain.

>>153376957
Are you homosexual too by any chance, anon?

>>153376957
All 3 of them have not changed a single bit since they met me, don't kid yourself.
>>153376339
I'm trash, quit while you're ahead.
>>153376981
>>153376509
I didn't meet Shiggys criteria and s
aid no when he asked me out regardless
Bonk is gay and had a boyfriend, we were just friends and having fun IC
SJ was just laughing at me behind my back with Kammer.
Never dated any of them, had no plans to.

>got busy in the last week
>stopped signing into ss13
>have free time again
>can't find the will to come back

What do I do?

>>153377703
be FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE anon

never come back to this wretched hellhole again

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>>153377409
>waaaa I acted like an autistic fuck and someone showed everyone else how much of an autistic fuck i am
>why am i not allowed to flirt with random faggots over steam :c

fuck off whorena, if you didnt want people to call you a faggot you shouldnt have acted like a faggot

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>>153372968
>beef
>NOO YOHK
>October
>2am
>Ganymede is the most kawaii

>>153377910
I'm sorry I put my trust in someone who came to me and acted friendly. Maybe I should have screenshotted all the stuff he said too.

>>153377910
I'm going to call you a faggot anon

>>153377843
This is the only ss13 image I have, I miss taxi station.

>>153378056
acting friendly is different from trying to hop on someones dick

they had every right to laugh at you for being a desperate, pathetic, thirsty faggot

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>>153378391
>acting friendly is different from trying to hop on someones dick

Red phone being able to call a hotline Miami death squad when

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>it's a virgin preaches at the 'impure waifus' for not following their wierd version of romance and brings down the general thread

>I have friends and that's a fact, like Agnes, Agatha, Germaine and Jack

Remember biz markie's words guys. Friends don't Fuck each other

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>>153379041
Sorry, I need to stop posting but I get a little annoyed when people just start lying about me and stuff.

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>>153367217
Yes. And all the roles will be salty shitposters.

>>153366506
Punch people in the face until they don't get up for 60 seconds.

>>153371373
That's why you have to become good friends with your robo/RD/all access super greytider. They'll save you when shit hits the fan

>>153375389
50u nutriment, 50u corn oil

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>when you stop chasing space pussy and realise women aren't needed

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>>153379239
What does APC do with atmos

>make a nice bar
>autotatored the moment i finish
>enjoy the scenery for awhile
>my target comes in
>tricky pricky them and leave them out back full of lexorin
>just go around tricky pricky'ing people for the rest of the round and set up a power sink

>>153380326
>tfw running all over the station with 30 syringes of 6 strand antibodies stabbing and syringe gunning people with a vaccine

>>153380587
Thanks Reica

who are the legendary oldfags from eons past besides Cuban Pete?

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>>153377843
,

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>>153380818
>Cuban Pete was a real player
Your newness is showing

>>153380587
>Walk in and sit down
>Notice the dead mime next to me
>Drink some gyro and spin my way out of there
I liked the bar

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>>153380889
>In one of my first rounds I was miner and found an energy cutlass
>Wanted the HoP to change my title to Space Pirate and he kept refusing
>Didn't even take 50 diamond stack bribe for it
I'm still mad even though it's been 4 years

>>153380949
Thanks m8, it felt pretty comfy

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>>153377843
FALLOUT 13 "VAULT TECH" SERVER HAS NOT BANNED ME

>>153380941
But he was
Not on this server, mind you, but on /tg/
His ckey was Rosham, if memory serves
We still have references to it in our codebase

>>153380941
not falling for that shit.
i've read many stories about people playing with him in the good ol days

>>153380941
Rosham was though.

>>153372107
You're contributing to the cancer, so you might as well be part of it. Honestly I'm disappointed.

>>153381384
>Rosham
Rosham was a copycat to the stories that were around long before him
There is no original Cuban Pete player that proceeds the stories of the ss13 bomber.

>>153381648
I haven't been around long enough to know whether or not it's true that there were references to Cuban Pete before Rosham, but I do know that he was a significant enough figure that the /tg/ coders added features specifically hardcoded to not affect his ckey (such as the admin-only Cuban Pete virus, which is still present in our code)
And I have heard it alleged by people who WERE around then that he is the reason bombcaps exist

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>>153381648
>cuban pete is SS13's laughing man

>>153381384
>>153381389
>>153381648
>>153382104
>>153382368
>>153380941
I love how the distant and unknowable past is like, 6 years ago tops

NEW ROUND IN FALLOUT 13 RIGHT NOW GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO
RAIDER SWARM

>>153382543
Cause there's very few velyks era players left and even fewer from before.

>>153382789
Metagame bannu kekekekkekekekekeke

>>153382104
I read he came back after a while, but atmos and toxins were changed so he failed miserably and blew himself up.

Reica Carter is mine!

>>153372968
fish
paris
may
10am
enceladus

I'm bored and want to practice my art.
What do people want sprites for?

>>153385297
Assistant mech

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>>153382543

>These are the researches of H3r0dotus of Selfshill, which he publishes, in the hope of thereby preserving from decay the remembrance of what NEETs have done, and of preventing the great and wonderful actions of the SomethingAwful and the PennyArcade from losing their due meed of glory; and withal to put on record what were their grounds of grudges. According to the Oldfags best informed in history, the griefers began to quarrel. This people, who had formerly dwelt on the shores of the OpenStation Sea, having migrated to the Old Station and settled in the servers which they now inhabit, began at once, they say, to adventure on long raids, freighting their vessels with the tears of Admins and Players. They landed at many places on the coast, and among the rest at Donutstation, which was then preeminent above all the states included now under the common name of Goon. Here they exposed their ERP, and copulated with the natives for five or six days; at the end of which time, when almost everything was soiled, there came down to the beach a number of waifus, and among them the daughter of the king, who was, they say, agreeing in this with the Greeks, Exadv1, the child of Hobnob. The women were standing by the stern of the ship intent upon their purchases, when the Newfags, with a general shout, rushed upon them. The greater part made their escape, but some were seized and carried off. The source code itself was among the captives. The Newfags put the code on board their vessel, and set sail for /tg/. Thus did Open Source did pass into ss13, according to the Oldfag story, which differs widely from the other accounts: and thus commenced, according to their authors, the series of outrages.

>>153385110
I don't care
I have Sue

>>153385486
What can we do to clean up the library anyway? There's so much trash that's miscategorized. I don't care so much about the others but when I see porn or memespouting in the reference section it makes me seethe with rage

Your favorite clown?
I liked haiku

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>>153380546
Need to change the text but I blew myself up with a fireball due to zas moving a metal sheet in front of me while trying to blow an apc

>>153381615
Well here's two things
Either:
1.PM me on discord so I can give a rat's ass what an anonymous nobody has to say over some overblow and unnecessary drama and how I choose to spend my free time, especially since I moved that shit to the Discord to keep it out of the thread

2. You stop fanning the flames by shitting on the ones whoring for attention and ignore it and let it die.

Otherwise fuck off and try inputting something useful to stop wasting even more posts with inane bickering and needless antagonizing.

On top of that, given how much you're an authority over everyone else, if none of this shitposting went on what would you replace it with? Silence and let the thread stagnate? Politics? Because you know, that's more relevant than waifus. Cmon tell us.

>>153386090
Thanks

>>153386058
>the library
honestly never used it. That was OC

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>>153355847

library shelves should spawn filled with random books of their category

>>153386058
Ladies and gentlemen, here we have an autist.

>>153386058
that's half of the fun though
always warms my heart when I see someone print out one of the stupid assed things I uploaded in like 2012

>>153386614
You can shove it all over fiction or porn just not reference.

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/11680

reminder to upvote for better ss13 rounds

>>153386938
Fuck no.

>>153387125
Why?

>inb4 'because it means i cant reroll for antag after gettin muh validies'

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>>153386938
>all the thumbs down are from people who don't even play the game anymore

>>153387125
>>153386938
The problem is well wizards here, no reason to do xenobio/xenoarch/botany/bartending/chef/geneticist/cargo/etc anymore i'll join the validhunt so we can get a not shit round

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>>153387320
Intigracy does, I saw him as a trader one round at least.

>>153387348
this

I hate the fact that wizard rounds essentially mean there is no point in doing anything except hunting down muh validz.

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>tfw that's the third you've ever played cult within your 3 years of being on /vg/

How about
>Wizard federation sends in waves of monsters and apprentices if the single wizard dies
>Smelelellee if successful evac or all waves are killed

>>153387609
pls no

roundtypes that completely fuck up the station are just as bad as ones that end early

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>shard delaminating
>run to engineering to space it
>open the chamber without thinking because I just want to stop the shard
>plasma floods the room
>pulling the shard
>sharp slides into me because of ZAS
>engineer in bio suit grabs the shard
>something ignites the plasma, entire room is now fire
>engineer opens the door, gets ZAS'd around
>him and the shard slide into space, shard stops, he slides into a wall and dies
>third guy tries to save engineers body
>he and the body get ZAS'd into the shard

>Popular static names get away with breaking into everywhere and stealing tonnes of shit all the time
>I get security on my back for having insulated gloves
Why is this?

>Not just removing wizard completely and having Ragin' Mages / Wizard-Traitor-Ling or Vamp mixes only

>>153387609
You mean ragin mages?

>>153387601
Dull people live dull lives. Make sure to join a lot in medpop+ and be in the halls with heavy powergamer gear looking like obvious talisman bait by maint.

>>153386938
>Traitor should be on EVERY round

Fuck off you faggots jesus christ

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>>153387746
Oh jesus. Talk abotu a movie.

>>153387749
Fraps the rounds, gather logs, make a metafriend and greytiding ban request.

>>153387870
Why not?

t. Person that wants traitor every round.

>>153387796
>Dull people live dull lives.

True, the remaining 2 of 4 of us planned on doing some stupidly drastic shit near the end for funsies, in the hopes we'd have results.

We wussed out like chumps.

There's always a next time, though :,)

>>153387870
nah that PR just makes it extended after the wizard dies

>>153387601
>took cult school a week or so ago
>still haven't gotten to use my newfound skills
I'm just going to end up forgetting it all

>>153388396
I took cult school like 4 or 5 months ago.

Practice, practice, anon.

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>Go to teach new engineer how to set up SME
>forget how deff's default cooling loop is garbage
>It's delaminating
>Borg rushes in, opens the door of SME and plasmafloods the entire room
>Engineer runs away
>I get ZAS'd to hell and back
>borg vaporizes himself
>Break my skull
>Get my bearings
>ELECTRICAL OVERLOAD DETECTED
>the shard got zas'd outside too
>lights blow up, ignites the plasma
>yell at the ai to open airlocks
>jump outside, save the station but ZAS murders me
>later on, engineerbro comes back to get my body
>ZAS shards me and him in unison

>>153388396
Cult school?

>tfw googled how to get people to like you just so I could try to make friends in this game

>>153388885
If you ask an admin, they can bring you over to the thunderdome and teach you the basics of cult. You won't be able to play normally that round, though.

www.strawpoll.me/11114720/r

Felicity Rivera has a landslide victory, give a hand for /vg/station's Waifu of the month for September

>>153389247
Fuck off

>>153389247
I wasn't on the original poll, which is why Felicity "won"

>>153388885
occasionally yred/kavlax will do cult school in the thunderdome/centcomm for all the ghosties who wanna learn how to gult

its pretty fun stuff, senpai

>>153389583
You'd have lost anyway Lisa

>>153389247
>www.strawpoll.me/11114720/r
>Poll is posted
>Sue takes the lead
Sorry Felicity, your shill attempt failed

this thread is the TGstation of ss13 discussion

>>153386058
we need a library moderator

I nominate myself

>>153389710
That wasn't me :^)

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>>153390420
I can't vote for anyone that's scared of loli books
are you scared of loli?

>>153389247
SUE DOUBLES VOTES IN 10 MINUTES, ITS OFFICIAL.

SUE BOWCHIEF IS THE WAIFU QUEEN OF /vg/

If you have any opinion on the Vox outpost design but don't want to post on github, please take a couple minutes to take this anonymous, 3-question survey with pictures.

https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/GDHJYHT

Basically the idea is to make the outpost less awkward and give the Box outpost a gimmick like the other two, but there are two competing designs and we'd like to know if people like the clean or rustic look.

>>153390660
Sue isn't even the best mime that plays right now.