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/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist and Payday 2 General

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Good goys Edition

Previous jew store : >>152192560

>(NEW) Workshop Manual
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Extremely In-Depth Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2 (Frank is back)
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
http://pd2skills.com/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
http://i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (out of date, somebody update this shit already):
http://i.imgur.com/E6x18Bt.png

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (slightly out of date):
http://i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
http://pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
http://pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
http://payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
http://albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
http://payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
http://pastebin.com/HR91ZxX2

>Weapon skin previews
http://pd2stash.com/

>Daily Dose
http://fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VbhCe21nhc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHEkCM3fTrc
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First for AMR-16 > M308
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1600 PENN... MAYBE WE GO THERE FOR OUR NEXT BIG SCORE
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DON'T FORGET THOSE SAFETY DEPOSIT BOXES, FOLKS, COULD BE GOOD STUFF IN THERE
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SEVEN BUCKS? THAT'S A ROBBERY!
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>>152564856
Real talk, a White House heist would be the tits.
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DID YOU CHECK THE STANDS? IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE IN THE BACK
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Is there any way to make the sociopath deck work? I want to rp as jacket
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>>152566079
Play on overkill
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Things you'll never hear the developer's say:

>"we want the hardcore audience"
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>>152567145
I do
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>>152567186
>we plan on reworking stealth, and reworking framing frame day 3
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>>152567652
>reworking framing frame day 3
Why?
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>>152567652
>reworking FF day 3

Get good. It's a fine map and a comfy one with the bed vault.
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>>152567889
because its ridiculous amounts of RNG, guard pathing issues, loud resetting all stealth progress, and in general is a good showcase of everything wrong with stealth in payday 2

>>152567979
Good luck getting good having a 'comfy' time when you get the vault spawn in the main room with a camera pointed at it, while doing the pro job version
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>>152568063
Damn i guess you gotta man the fuck up then and play the game the real way
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>be me
>try to install goonmod with BLT because done and tired of farming mods
>fail
Someone can explain what i'm doing wrong ? Yes i put the IPHLPAPI.dll one folder above
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>>152568612
Is goonmod showing up in your mods on main menu when you click options and mods or is it just not working at all
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>>152568736
Not working at all.
Game starts, but no options for the mod
I don't have anything else installed
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>>152568612
I get that you're trying to fit in, but you don't need to start every post with >be me

>>152568782
Define no options for the mod. Like, is there, under 'mod options,' a category named GoonMod?
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>>152568821
>"be me"
force of habit when you blogpost i guess

>options
pic related
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>>152568948
dont put iphlpapi into its own folder just put the file into the payday 2 folder
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>>152569016
i knew that, but thanks for trying
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>>152568948
except >be me is a redditor thing

anyways
it looks like BLT isn't working, at all.
Do you have 2013 C++ runtime?
Have you tried running the game from the loose exe in the payday folder, instead of from steam?
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>>152569084
get the latest version of it fag
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>>152569084
>Be me
>Not putting goonmod in the mods folder
>Not download the lastest version
>Not changing goonmod with his latest patch hot fix
>Not updating blt in game
>BE YOU
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>>152569161
>"be me"
Well i'm retarded

I installed it after the first fail
>>152569173
>>152569218
I took the download link from the main page of BLT
Guess i made a mistake by being lazy
Thanks
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>>152569218
except he did put goonmod in the mods folder, as pictured here >>152568612

>Not changing goonmod with his latest patch hot fix

What did he mean by this?
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did it work you french cocksucker
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>>152566079
http://lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=15243
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>>152569316
thanks for the input as always, clapistan

aren't you due for a pledge of allegiance about now?
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>>152569316
It did, thanks
>cocksucker
L-lewd but no
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>>152569284
>Be him
is it working now anon?
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>>152569384
I'm due to eat about two pounds of poutine, drink all your beer and fight those betas over there you call men. I'm good for at least 3 bodies
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Any of y'all down for doing Funding Fathers cheevo?
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>>152569570
Someone spotted the fact that i intalled an old version
It is now, thanks for the help
>>152569780
I can, was looking for something to do
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>>152569780
>>152569886
I'm down I need to mod my falcon bad,
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>>152569886
>>152569940
Dope, we're just one dickhead away then
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what skills and mods do I need to achieve this
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>>152569971
im in. Join chat
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>>152570075
i'm in chat
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>>152570075
I'll be in in a minute
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>>152569981
oh hey thats me


steady grip aced, the professional aced, specialized killing aced

for the conceal, optical illusions aced

short barrel, bigger the better supressor, ACC or concealment boost, G2 grip or whatever it's called in game, standard -1 conceal sight

+8 stab and +16 stab from mods, +20 ACC and +24 stab from skills.
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>>152570551
rad. thanks guy
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>>152570678
no problem. i forgot to mention, that's a micro laser, not one of the ones that add any stats
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would you ?
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>>152570964
>24/32

is that even a question

of fucking course
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>this game could've been tactical heisting, like SWAT4 but you are stealing shit
>instead its a mindless shooter with abysmal and shallow stealth tacked on
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>>152571473
>it couldve been on a proper fps engine
>instead its on a racing car game engine
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>>152571473
it could literally have never been this lol
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>>152571895
but it could have
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>>152571473
Overkill devs wanted to suck the valve's cock really badly.

Just imagine the shallow stealth as something more "ocean eleven" like in your head.
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I made the alesso heist remix yesterday, thread died not long after I posted it. A dev from overkill commented on it on reddit, said it was neat more or less.
https://youtu.be/Q_JuKl_bTKA

I won't bother the thread with it again after this, just it was at the end of the last one.
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>>152574636
Not for killing cops, but it's a good track to relax to. Nice job anon.
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>>152570964
Mark/10
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>>152574636
I like the sections of the track which are chill like at 3:00. However, the amped up sections are really jarring and I think don't fit with those chill sections. I think if the chill sections were expanded it would make for an excellent stealth track.
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why is there no speech icon for the faggots using mics, there's one in preplanning but not in game? annoying that i have to ask which one is the bag of dildos so i can kick him instead of just going straight to kicking
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>>152398464
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Greased Lightning (any_25_taser_kills)
- Lord Of War (lord_of_war)

And this week's new Weekly Side Job is:
- Doctor Miserable (gage2_1)
Complete it for your chance at an Infamous quality Cthulhu mask!

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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>>152571756
>and to make it worse the driving portions handle like shit
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Car shop has got to be the worst heist, christ
>terrible payout
>dull and easily ecm-rushable layout
>plays out the same way every time
>forced driving part
>the driving is still worse than all the other heists
>ugly as shit
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>>152576652
theress a blt for that
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>Senator, the clowns broke into your flat last night!
>OH FUCK DID THEY EXPOSE MY ARMS DEAL
>No they just left us some free coke and left, they didn't even tell anyone they were leaving this coke here or take a picture or anything. We also have full camera footage of them doing it if they try to frame us since didn't even touch your servers.
>DID THEY STEAL MY GOLD
>No the shitters left it all there but they stole your laptop so they have your browser history now
???????????????
Is the Elephant an idiot?
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>>152574636
It's kinda neat.
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>>152578661
yeah but why isnt it in the base game

its confusing to not know who the fuck is talking
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>>152580774
>why isnt it in the base game
Why isn't a basic anti-cheat that checks for over 120 skills in the base game?
It's 5 minutes in LUA.
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what songs do you guys listen too while heisting?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K44j-sb1SRY
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I DID IT LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO my screenshots don't capture achievements for some reason but I got the Tag You're It! acheivement NO MORE DEALING WITH BRs, RUSSIANS, AND LEVEL 10s ON CAR SHOP
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>>152576053
Thanks.

>>152576524
It's more of the rave style of the heist since it's a stadium show, I'm not used to working with trance tracks, the original has ike a 2 minute build up to the main riff, my stuff's usually more upbeat, but I'm glad you found parts you like. I might try to make a chill stealthy track in the future, it'd be an original piece though.

>>152579825
Thanks man.

I've been playing for a while, and the alesso heist is the first one I could find a midi/sheet music too, otherwise I'd have been remixing more. I have 330 hours in the game, pic is my vault.
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>>152585692
meh it's ok for an animefag
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>>152579150
His plan implied cops would be instantly called to arrest him and even if the coke and dead guards would be removed, the stolen paintings would still be used as a backup to frame him for the art gallery job.
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clack
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Lemme tell you a story
About to pubbies level 45 and 88
Wanted to do boiling point
On a death wish difficulty and a professional's contract
WHY WOULD YOU YOU FUCKING IDIOT
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Update this week, right?

...Right?
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>>152588664
Haha those newbies are so stupid. Hahahahaha.

Because Boiling Point doesn't have a Pro version.
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>>152588873
Oh shit
Well i guess i'm the stupid
It's just that we went back to the lobby and the contract dissapeared, i assumed it was pro
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Capital M
Capital K
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>>152588861
But if course, goyim !
Only 4,99
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>>152587301
So since the cameras will obviously be checked, the only thing you have on him are the paintings. You don't even need to go to his flat to call the cops on that.
Instead of this pitiable coke moving scheme why don't we just look for evidence of the arms deal?
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Overkill:
39.85 - two headshots for a tan
53.13 - three headshots for a tazer
79.85 - one headshot for a tan
111.79 - one headshot for a cloaker
159.69 - one headshot for a tazer

Deathwish:
39.24 - three headshots for an elite
44.98 - four headshots for a tan
60.21 - three headshots for a tan
90.32 - two headshots for a tan
117.93 - one headshot for an elite
120.42 - three headshots for a tazer
180.98 - one headshot for a tan
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infinite goyim
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i kind of want to play some pd2 but i dont know shit about new skilltrees.what do?
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>>152590993
Canonically the Payday gang either disable or avoid cameras entirely, I'd wager. So many heists make zero sense otherwise.
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>>152595210
>kill yourself
>check out the new skilltrees, since they won't bite
These are your only options.
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>>152586236
Thanks.
Anime is the theme I use to promote my music, it works and I am a weeb. My music's compared to anime stuff, as in people say it wouldn't be out of place in an anime. It has been used in a semi popular madoka abridged series (They didn't just use my music, I wrote original music for it.

You can also find my music in the current build of yandere simulator, pic related.

I'm stratkat on steam if you've ever run into me in a heist, I wear a chromed green skull mask you get from the preorder 80% of the time.
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>>152579150
>>152590993
>Bain gets access to camera feed
>nope, he definitely didn't remove shit
epic
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>>152595893
He doesn't have access to the camera feed, he only gets access to the vault camera after hacking the senator's desktop PC. If he had access to the camera feed why the fuck would he even put cameras in the paintings?
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>>152596667
But Anon, you get access to the Democrats cameras by using the keyboard in his room
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What is the best pistol and why is it the STRYK?
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>>152598515
the bronco wants to see you after class
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>>152597791
I just did the heist to confirm but you literally get the painting cameras when you use the TV, even after hacking his PC for the second time.
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>>152598515
>not the white streak

This is just sooo 2013.
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>>152600286
>>152598515
>>152601995
The Deagle called, it said you're all little bitches
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Daily reminder to send threat messages to the developers if they add an UMP-45 smg without being able to turn it in the civilian USC version
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>>152598515
>>152600286
>>152601995
>>152602171
>not the mother of all handguns, the Crosskill
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>>152603859
>>152602171
>>152601995
>>152600286
>>152598515
Is there anything /pdg/ agrees on?
I don't know, but I think that we can all settle for the Baby Deagle being the best handgun
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>>152604859
i'm sure everyone here agrees Big Bank is best heist
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>>152605579
I think a lot of people will say the same about Hotmeme Memeami, but yeah, I agree with you, anon.
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>>152605579
>>152605974
Why can't they both be good heists that are way better than all the issues the golden grin has. The dentist heist in general were pretty awesome.
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>>152605974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwBS6QGsH_4

Miami is the best heist you shiter.
big bank is a close second though.
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>>152589365
And thus, DMCWO was broken once again
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>>152604859
I reckon everyone can agree that using default heister masks is tied with using default masks with the bronze pattern for best mask
>>152607375
miami is great but it's not really a heist, when the whole idea is that you're a group of professionals that steal shit for a living a bank seems more fitting than some rundown commie's safe house
not that this shit didn't happen in pdth but still

I think we can also all agree that heist specific outfits >>>>>>> suits all day every day
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>>152607223
>great tier
dentist,locke,jimmy
>good tier
vlad,classics,bain
>bad tier
elephant,hector,butcher
glad this is cleared up for everyone
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>>152609470
hector's heists are top tier you shut your whore mouth
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Where the fuck did Bain get a huge piggybank anyways
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>>152610372
>t. literal cuck
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>>152610539
>t. literal cuck
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>>152610515
the payday gang is fucking rich as fuck, they have the means to get really almost anything
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>>152610515
Stole it.
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>>152610654
you'd think the police could get some kind of paper trail from the guy who ordered a gigantic piggy bank since there's not very many places you could get something like that and it's completely obvious the payday gang are involved in it since it was a key component of that bank robbery
unless waiting for thermite is canon
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>>152610515
Gus gave it to them
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>>152611592
Bain bought it with bitcoin
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Is there an updated gun tierlist?
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>>152613424
>M308 tier
M308
>HE shotgun tier
HE SS
HE judge
>bronco tier
bronco
>shit tier
everything else
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>>152613424
You're gonna get a lot of retards saying "every gun is good now!"
Don't be fooled. What Overkill did was make the game so easy that you SHOULD be able to beat DW with almost any gun.
There are still good guns and bad guns.
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>>152577592
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Mass Murderer (any_300_kills)
- Painting Yourself Into A Corner (pink_panther)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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YEAH
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Is the multiplier for the flashbang skill fucked or the devs fixed it since update 100 ?
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>>152617489
it works
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>>152617489
I actually like being flashbanged
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>>152595696
>yandev
Fuck him, he's a raging faggot.
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why the fuck do those little shits in green balaclavas or white shirts hit so hard
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>>152620768
Welcome to payday
Where less armor means more damage
Don't even go near the guys in white shirts
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>>152621006
I mean I can understand fucking bronco cops annihilating my armor because of the .44 magnum revolvers, but the HRT shits use mp5s which are weaker than the magnums and the assault rifles the other cops are using

great fucking game design
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>>152620768
as a sort of balance of enemy types
they're so pathetically easy to kill that they have to be able to hit hard to be any kind of threat to you at all, which is acceptable because there's relatively so few of them that they won't just annihilate you all the time
the heavier armored enemies are so common that if they did insane damage the game would be near unplayable
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>>152621450
then they could give them appropriate weapons at least, so there would be a justification for doing a shitton of damage, instead of
>lel supercharged depleted uranium 9mm xdddd
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>>152618230
delete this
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>>152621617
I wonder if it would be a lot of effort to change it out so the heavier armored units have smgs and the lighter armored ones rifles
then again stat values are so fucked up anyway that an m16 does a gajillion more damage than an m4 when they're almost the same weapon why even bother
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>>152621793
guess not but hey, we're talking about overkill here
as for the m16 doing way more damage than m4, theres DMCWO to fix that
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Reminder that Unseen Strike Aced is bugged and doesn't do anything
Reminder that Silent Shitter +15% damage is usually more than enough to reach all the breakpoints you need and acing it for +30% is a dubious advantage
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>>152623162
Also reminder that Underdog is bugged for everyone except the host and is almost always active because corpses still count as an enemy that targets you
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>join Rats Proverkill because I need the XP
>some guy with a Reinfeld and Judge
>Overkill ACED despite having 2 shotguns
alright
>oh and frenzy
"Hmmm, I'm already oneshotting every single enemy in this difficulty, but you know what I need? MOAR DAMAGE"
>Most Downed: frenzy retard with the anime mask (8)
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I just tried shooting the car4 with 84 stability.
pic related

Are the new accuracy and stability break points 90?
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>>152625295
I remember someone a while ago stating that he used Overkill Ace despite using 2 shotguns for the 80% swap speed. Something about it saving his balls when running into Dozers.
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>>152625295
overkill aced gives you 80% increased swap speed
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>>152625486
>>152625516
Frenzy with Overkill is just unforgivable though, especially if you can't fucking not die
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>>152595696
I dont think ill run into you i dont play on normal difficulty
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>>152625295
>Install DMCWO
>Try the Frenzerker Hotline Build I used in vanilla
>"Oh btw. you have only 15% of your HPs"
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>he doesn't have Criminal Intent set as main menu song
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>>152630740
> he doesn't have have Criminal's Ambition set as his main menu song
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>>152630740
Sorry, I like Let's Go Shopping too much
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bain has a funny way of saying garage
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>>152630740
>he doesn't use the custom playlist
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>PAYDAY 2 will be supported until the end of 2017
>stealth and stealth heists(especially FF Day 3)suck ass
>still no voice acting update,(and even if they do release that,it will be lazily done,)
>no character interaction,as opposed to PDTH where you actually felt that you played as an actual human being
>no safehouse update(it's a fucking meme at this point)
>we luv u guiz,xd dats why we take away microtransactions but oofer moar paid dlc ;)
>Hector is fucking dead
>22/08/2016,last update was in 13/08(and even then it was just shitty furry masks

why.
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>>152632045
But the voice acting is one of the OK things about this game
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>>152632101
yeah ill give you that.but we need more character interaction
heisters talk more,bain shuts the fuck up more often (use pdth for reference)
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>>152632045
oh and also
>3 years later we still have to install a mod to have hitboxes on arms and legs
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>>152632045
>22/08/2016,last update was in 13/08(and even then it was just shitty furry masks
At least we're not going to go for 485 days without updates until Oct. 11.

>>152632410
Almir's excuse for consoles not having 1080p60fps was that if they wanted that, they can't have 20 cops on the map at once but only 3.

Imagine the perf hit the game will take if it has to do arm and leg hitboxes when Starbreeze devs try to implement them despite the mod doing it easily.
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>>152632758
pretty sure we don't have arm or leg hitboxes just because they were fucking with shields
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>>152632758
>consoles not having 1080p60fps was that if they wanted that, they can't have 20 cops on the map at once but only 3.
kek
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>>152633016
I got it wrong, he said four cops, not three.
I wish I was making this shit up.

http://www.videogamer.com/ps4/payday_2_crimewave_edition/news/payday_2_is_1080p_on_ps4_and_xbox_one_but_it_probably_wont_hit_60fps.html

>"What people have to realise is that, hypothetically saying, if we weren't able to go 60fps, we could do that, but that would mean we could only show four enemies at a time on-screen," he continued. "And that isn't what Payday is about. Payday is about the onslaught of police officers coming at you at the same time, 20-30 rushing you. And that's something people have to take note of when they do those comparisons.
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>>152633324
Are there any console games that are actually 60fps?
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>>152633850
pac-man was actually 60fps
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>>152633850
Supposedly any game for PS4 Neo is required to..
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>>152633324
I have trouble getting 60fps on PC
>shitter uses mouse wheel in inventory to change his mask 100 times, drop to 10fps
>HM day 2
>huge desync causes corpses and smoke to stop despawning because that shit is apparently decided host-side

60 fps will never happen on consoles because OVK are incompetent

Console shitters need to stop being such faggots and just accept it
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>>152635753
Console players are eagerly waiting to rebuy the game at $49.99 on Oct. 11.

They are never going to accept it.
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>makes another build
>suit + dodge + raven + STRYK + infiltrator
>juggle between shotgun and pistol and melee
>forget shotgun and I do 43% less damage (if my math is correct) with my pistol
>forget pistol and I lose the huge advantages of pistol skills
>forget my melee and I lose the occasional healy and reload speed
>forget to take cover and I die
>forget to rush forward and I won't get that melee heal
>forgot to include deployables in build
Jesus
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what's the meme behind the raven, i haven't had fun using it and i think the reload anim is ugly to watch
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>>152632882
...except that they don't
there's a mod that adds leg and arm hitboxes to all enemies,and it works perfectly fine with shields
Once again,the community manages to top overkill's work
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>>152636604
>>152636604
high conceal
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>>152636646
I think he meant that arm and leg hitboxes would make Shields worthless which is true.

Everybody learns about the lack of arm hitboxes the hard way after trying to shoot a Shield's gun hand and wondering why the fuck he's still shooting.
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>try out a new build
>akimbo SMG + suit dodge + body expertise + critical hits
It's probably not viable on DW but it's fun as shit on Ovk. Don't even really need HE Judge for anything except shields - dozers just fucking melt.
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>that one champ who tears through your entire armor and health bar by himself
>can't find him until it's too late
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>no /pdg/ kik group chat
Imagine all the fun posting
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>>152604859
That Hotline miami is a good heist and the Kapu skin for the Heavy Eagle is nice looking.
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>>152639057
>kik
>>>/soc/
>>>/r9k/
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>>152639298
I have never been to those boards
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>>152639293
Hotline isn't a good heist though. Its only upsides are the lack of mission mandatory bags, and the amount of cops you get swarmed by on Four Floors. Day 1 is a badly designed map the AI doesn't know how to get around and snipers that magically teleport onto the roof of the motel. Day 2 is literally just drill and done.
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>>152639057
Telegram. kik is for BR and children
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>>152639057
>>152640241
>Implying all messaging apps aren't the same shit
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http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/14/364039531219402835/
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>>152636646
It lets you shoot the shield from the front. Pretty generous.
In all truth honestly I never notice the lack of arm or leg hitboxes ingame, you're supposed to be clicking on heads.
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>>152640452
>In the Commando Crew achievement's description says that players will have 10 minutes to open all 4 vaults, but the achievement still triggers if the 4 vaults open within 11 minutes.
Some of these bugs just boggle my mind as to how they can exist or get past QA.

Haha, Starbreeze having QA. Haha.
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WHY DID NOONE TELL ME CROOK WAS SO FUN
>dozer in the distance
>wwwhip out 100 accuracy 30 concealment deagle
>m1 three times
>yellow
>yellow
>yellow
>GIT SOME
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>>152640850
It's only body expertise shitters the ones claiming for legs&arms hitboxes.
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consolefag here

why is overkill full of cucks who don't update their games
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pcfag here

why is the console community full of cucks who won't cut their losses and move on
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>>152641885
rude
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>>152641745
>Buying an FPS on a console.
It's Darwinism. You get what you deserve. Nothing.
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Fun Fact: Due to OVERKILL coding and the way cop spawning works, Normal is actually harder than Hard at 2+ players.
Of course, not like anyone would even notice since nobody plays those difficulties except for achievements.
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>>152643089
Proof?
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>>152643497
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370
Goto assault
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>>152644279
>Reddit guide
>Author has 2288 hours and only 394/414 achievements
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>>152644504
more than u ;^]
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>>152640184
>mfw wishing the coding for the spawn of the snipers on HM day 1 was different so they now spawn after X amount of time the last one was killed and not depending on new objectives,

It's always boring cooking the last meth bags when normal cops have issues going to the motel and snipers don't come anymore.
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Who is neo Starbreeze anyway? Didn't the old guys join Bethesda? Do they directly influence Overkill?
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>>152644740
Cop AI is not 100% to blame, for some reason HM D1 is the only heist that locks assault wave duration/max spawns at less than 100% no matter the time elapsed
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>>152641367
what about that has to do with crook at all
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How would you fix stealth?
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>>152644806
Starbreeze and Overkill are different companies only in name, both employees/programmers work on the same projects and the old Overkill's chief in pic related is now the head of star breeze.
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>>152648371
Nothing, it's okay. Only remove the concealment loss for the surgeon's sight, professional's choice and speculator's sight.

So far, the Combat's sight is the meta scope, offering all the benefits from a scope while being discrete as fuck.
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>>152648781
>Nothing, it's okay.
Stealth distinctly lacks a large amount of stealth mechanics.
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>>152648371
make guard and camera detections client side
literally any problem with stealth can be worked around with this
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>>152648781
>nothing, it's okay.
>when you can't move dominated guards and carry two keycards at the same time ,

Sure.
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>>152649476
This desu.
>add ability to move dominated guards
>add ability to carry multiple keys/keycards, seriously why is this not a thing
>possibly add some way to get around the 4 pager limit - high level mastermind skill to force dominated guards to answer their own pagers, or high level ghost skill that grants your crew one additional pager. Maybe.

Really I think the issue is that a lot of heists just aren't designed to be stealthed. You can't disable alarms in a lot of them, so breaking windows is always an instant fail, for example. I think the biggest offender is Firestarter, though. There's not really an excuse for having days 2 and 3 be easily stealthable and have day 1 be a fucking shitstorm or incredibly boring. Why not just let us get into the hangars from a back entrance?
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>>152649707
Also, remember in PDtH, in the No Mercy heist, where you disguised yourselves as doctors? We need that back. Give the locker room in Shadow Raid a purpose; leave behind your armor, deployables, and primary weapon in a bag, put on civvie clothing, hide your sidearm, and wander around.
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>>152648371
Stealth will never reach a balanced state. The easiest way to make stealth tense or preferable is to make guards very strong.
PAYDAY can't have this happen, because cops cant be stronger than the player

With that said, to make stealth a bit more predictable and enjoyable, allow you to bait guards to specific locations, or at least force them to cycle to a new waypoint. Also fixing pathing issues would be nice
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Reminder that TITAN cameras are actually common cameras with an "indestructible" protection, you can still destroy the camera inside and continue like nothing
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>>152650285
if the protection is indestructible then how can you destroy it, genius?
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>>152649886
>implying the devs aren't crying and shitting themselves at the idea of creating new models for the heisters

Consoles updates are more probable to happen than this to be honest.
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>>152651537
Ask OVK
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>>152651537
>he doesn't use grenades
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seeing as people are talking about the first game anyone miss the mechanic where bane would tell you to shoot cameras to make assaults easier.
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got chains' mega mask and want to do it right
y/n? suggestions?
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>there are peoples in this thread who are playing PD2 but haven't seen a single heisting movie yet.
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>>152648371
Fix desync and do this too >>152649215
Stop guards from moonwalking and going through walls

Do something with restarts, maybe allow restarting without getting back to preplanning

Otherwise stealth is fine, I think
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>>152656448
I don't watch nearly enough movies but I love me some heisting flicks, anyone kind enough to tell me which these are? I've seen Heat, Reservoir Dogs and Inside man but I don't recognize any others.
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>>152641367
Pistols are shite after update 100
Also you don't need dodge to make three pistol shots
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>>152653463
why are you bothering to destroy the cameras with explosions? If you blow something up, it'll go loud anyway and the cameras don't matter.
If you've somehow killed every guard who could make it go loud when there's an explosion, no one will be watching cameras anyway.
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>>152656929
from top left
Heat, Three kings, Inside man
Middle left
Resvior dogs, dog day afternoon, (no fucking clue)
Bottom left
(No idea), the place beyond the pines, oceans eleven

Oceans 11 is really good, also fuck the anon who meme posted about heisting movies but won't tell people what they are.
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>>152656448
>reservoir dogs
>heisting movie

It's less about the heist and more about the aftermath

Also,
>no italian job

poor form
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>>152649707
>forcing dominated guards to answer their own pagers
holy shit muh dick
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What is the best stelf heist for dosh? Feeling kind of burned out on loud dw
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>>152663478
Murky station i guess? Maybe shadow right for COMFY
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>>152663478
shadow raid for money, murky station for XP
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One random russian guy can hack crime net but the whole fbi together can't
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>>152663931
>locke
>russian
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>>152663931
I'm fucking glad, make it a world event every +5 in infamy can only do locke heists. crime nets down and if you don't do locke heists he fucks with you and sends murky s to fuck up you're regular heists. But all they want to do is steal your loot.
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>>152663931
He's a big guy.
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Post masks, rate masks, have others guess what kind of player you are based off of your masks

Or don't, I'm not your boss
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>>152665936
Based on your masks you're a faggot.
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>>152666393
in his defense sokol is kinda cute
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>>152666393
Show me how it's done, anon
Also >>152666486
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>>152665936
Top left is actually the first time I've seen an okay spiderface mask.
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>>152665936
>bottom right
Spotted the Lizardmen player
>>>/tg/
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>>152665936
Top far right and Top right are meh
Everything else though, pretty good 7/10 would heist with.
Your favorite heist is probably golden grin.
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>>152665936
I only wear 3 of these masks.
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>>152665936
Old picture but masks are still used.
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who goes into games and quotes movies the heists are based on?
I DO
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>>152665936
DW-loudfag, favorite heist is Beneath The Mountain. Plays Chains and uses nothing but shotguns. Refuses to play the objective but an alright player anyway solely on account of killing everything. 8/10.

>>152668470
Wishes he was playing GTA instead but NEET so can't afford it. Loves memes and seeks approval from /pdg/. Favorite heist is Hotline Miami. Gay for Hoxton and mad at shitters for ruining his reputation. Plays Wolf as a second choice. Mostly does loud because that gives the most payout and e-peen. Is okay at it but really prefers to solo stelf in secret. Not very good at that either. 5/10.

>>152668496
Compulsive loudfag. Favorite heist is Big Bank. Thinks everybody is a shitter but him, he's right most of the times. Loves GoatSim heist but won't admit it. Sticks to the meta and mostly plays Houston. Insisted that Frenzy was balanced and fair. 7/10
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>>152647056
>>152657196
I needed low concealment to get the yellow and I'm not doing that in any way except crook
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>>152665936
Rate
Hate
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>>152648371
Make detection client-side already because there's no way they will ever fix desync
That would already fix 80% of it
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>>152651537
Are HE shotguns still broken? You used to be able to use silenced HE shotguns and they wouldn't make a sound when not host
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>>152648371
Lights don't go through walls
Guards don't moonwalk back into rooms
players are rewarded for being observant
Guards don't have 360 fucking vision, but the normal 120 degree of vision. if they want guards to 'Hear' you. add a noise meter or only make it so you can be heard while not crouched.
Line of sight should work that a guard can see someone on the same level as him, it should never be large enough that a guard can see over a fence the same level as him and spot you.
Detection should be client side
Cameras should detect people slower than guards do.
The ability to lure guards away from their standard walk path.
oh and redo shitty stealth heists like framing frame. then stealth would be passable.
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>>152671561
>Lights don't go through walls
what does this matter when light does nothing
>Guards don't have 360 fucking vision, but the normal 120 degree of vision
they don't have 360 vision, they ONLY gain this awareness when you literally are 2m away from them and practically breathing down their neck
>The ability to lure guards away from their standard walk path
what is big bank, framing frame, shadow raid, art gallery
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Anyone keep getting "lost connection to host" practically all the fucking time even when you can immediately rejoin the game and nobody else got D/C'd?
Any fix?
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>>152672007
>what does this matter when light does nothing
if you can see a guard comming because his light is projecting through a wall, its shitty stelf.

>they don't have 360 vision, they ONLY gain this awareness when you literally are 2m away from them and practically breathing down their neck
Hence the part about noise they shouldn't just suddenly gain the byakugan if you want closeness awareness add some indication of the level sound you are making don't just chuck it in, all it does is confuse new players and make old players play around the fact that people have eyes in the back of their skulls.
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>>152672640
shittier sthelf is when the guard has no light at all
thanks FF
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>>152672007
How do you do it in FF?

>>152670806
Thinks Hotline Miami and Drive are the pinnacle of western culture. Plays a glass cannon/dodge build with some melee elements to emulate his real human bean heroes. Leaves heists if Jacket is already taken. Favorite heist is HM, obviously. Pretty good player, though a little gimped by refusing to run more conventional builds. 7/10 would run louds with.

Also that Graham mask is the tits
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>>152665936
how does your game look so crisp? i get mad jaggies even on the highest settings
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>>152673586
i meant to type election day instead of framing frame because i'm an idiot
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>>152665936
I only ever use one of these masks anyways.
Why the fuck can you not apply a pattern without choosing a material?
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>http://bannercontest.overkillsoftware.com
>We will be picking two winners, and they will have their banners placed into the Bank Heists in-game by OVERKILL, and will also receive Steam Codes for the Alienware Alpha mask, the Bobblehead Dozer mask, Lootbag DLC, and a DLC of their choice (excluding the Completely OVERKILL Pack).
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>>152672398
http://lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=15315

maybe the host is using this mod
I know I am
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>>152675123
I don't think EVERYONE is using it.
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>>152675168
then maybe it's something with your connection
or just PAY2DAY's stellar netcode
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>>152674960
>Moral within the force is at an all-time low.
OVK in charge of basically editing.
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Inb4 Almir/Uncle Sam banner
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>>152665936
Your lizard reminds me of Diego.
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>>152676223
great concept/10
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>>152676223
Or bobblehead bob in full combat gear
>>
I JUST BLEW ONE FUCKING BILLION
ONE GODDAMN BILLION USD U.S. DOLLARS $ DOLLAR
ON OFFSHORE PAYDAY AND DIDN'T GET A SINGLE SHOTGUN SILENCER
THIS SHIT IS RIGGED
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>>152677776
That's pretty rad lad
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>>152677776
Download goonmod. Change code to be 0 for attachments. Unlock suppressor.
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>>152677914
>Change code to be 0 for attachments
Why not just used PP or edit the save file directly at that point?
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>>152677880
I DID GET THREE +3 CONCEALMENT MODS FOR THE GODDAMN CLARION SO THAT'S ONE POINT FIVE FRENCH COCKS FOR EVERY ORIFICE THOUGH
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>>152674960

>No heist where you help the police
>No captain winters heister/ corrupt police officer Hiester

I
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Just needs a folded stock mod and it'll be literal perfection.
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>>152679281
>theia scope

also this: http://lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=15428
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>>152678597
>No corrupt police officer
>Dragan
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>>152680139
He's fulltime heister now.
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update when
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>>152681401
we'll make an update
and make you pay for it
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>>152679857
It's too fucking perfect now
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>>152679281
>>152683915
t. Smoke
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hmmm... really makes u think...
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FUCK SAW HITBOXES FUCK THEM.
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>modders can make bots carry bags
>modders can make bots fix drills
>overkill can't make windows reflect
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>>152665936
>>
i had a dream about the pre-nerf lebensauger last night
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>>152685323
>implying anyone can
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>>152684647
Glorieuse french engineery honhonhon
Folded over over tree fiddy times
Painted with the meilleure sneak paint
So stealthy it attracts light
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>>152686058
I had a dream about pre-nerf AMR-16 with maxed stability.

Blow me, jules.
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>>152686219
fuck off almir
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>>152686741
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>>152673704
I run the game at 3200x1800. Don't recommend it, it locks you out of any refresh rate above 60 and is basically just glorified SMAA.

>>152676373
You're probably the anon I stole the denim material + one nation under god + red white idea from couple of threads ago! That Heat mask is god tier. Who's Diego?
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>>152687896
Not that anon either. Also just appreciated how good it looked. This stupid looking fucker from Jojo Part 7.
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>>152688153
>DIEGO BRANDO, exemplary jockey and fine English gentleman
>stupid looking
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Why do the best guns have to be the ugliest?
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>>152689383
>swedish cuck modded for concealment

is this 2013 again ?
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>>152689383
>ugly
Fite me faggot
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>>152689712
It's the best 90 concealable secondary I found, and the MAC-10 role is already fulfilled by >>152684647
What do you suggest?
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>>152670725
Rogue and Grinder
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>>152688827
Sorry senpai. I meant scary monsters Diego. Regular Diego is amazing.
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SFM of sydney in reverse cowgirl when ?
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>>152691090
>impli-fucking-plying DIEGO BRANDO imbued with the power of fucking dinosaurs isn't just as, if not better, than the standard model of DIEGO BRANDO
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>>152692628
do it yourself you lazy fuck
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>>152692685
Senpai. I literally mean the fucking dinosaur Diego when he is being controlled by Ferdinand.
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>>152574636
So this guy legit part of overkill, I'm stoked senpai noticed me if it's true:3

I feel more like a legit game composer when people from the industry I look up to say nice things like this.
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>>152696036
good meme^
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>>152696036
>reddit
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>>152696524
>not roman numerals
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If you use the Assault Kit on the Gecko does it have lower ammo pickups or the same pickups as a 175 total ammo weapon?
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>>152698108
Shit I meant G3 not Gecko
http://payday.wikia.com/wiki/Assault_Kit_(Gewehr_3)
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anybody wants to do some achievements ?
Pubbies tire me
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>>152699430
Sure, what achievements senpai
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>>152699430
I'll bite, also what >>152699810 said
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>>152699810
I'll decide of that later
Just want to play and get some achievements with that
Prolly some DW ones, and more if affinities
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>>152699923
I don't know what you mean by affinities but hit me up
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198024817725/
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>>152699923
How about Four Monkeys? Already have all the "complete the heist on DW" ones so not super stoked for those
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>>152700127
Just join /pdg/ steam group chat lad
>>152700146
Sure, i can have a monkey mask for you
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>>152696036
He's just a guy that makes levels bro, if I were you I would be impressed if someone from the same industry strokes me, like an actual computer that knows music
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>>152700713
composer*
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>just infamied
>overkill shadow raid for dosh
>forget to bring body bag case like a dummy
>kill and bag cam operator
>start looting
>end up having to kill a civilian, and with no bags he lies in the middle of an office
>worried but continue
>every so often see a ? as someone sees the corpse but decides not to investigate
>get 8/9 bags in the van
>someone finally gets alarmed and calls the cops
>no time to get the last bag to the van, fail mission
I know there's no one to blame but myself, but I find it hard to believe that Gage wouldn't pay us for 85% of the loot given the situation.
>>
http://bannercontest.overkillsoftware.com/

ayyyyyy
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>>152700713
I don't think alesso would notice, I don't think he'd care at all.

I'd do other themes, but finding sheet music for the game, tabs, and/or midi is hard as hell.

It's hard for hotline miami too, but the midis are partly hard to find because some asshat jammed the ost into midi converter and slapped it into windows piano. Hipsters like to pretend midi versions created from note detection software is good, so it's the only result I get on youtube/google.
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>>152702491
I was talking about composers in general like simon or whatever who know what makes good music and can properly critique someone
>>
More grenade launcher ammo types when?
I want stickymines and 0000 Buckshot rounds.
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>>152702068
we /drawfags/ now.

Bonus points if the winning pictures end up having anime or the chicano custom in it.
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>>152704268
/pdg/-tan banners when?
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>>152701428
what the fuck item did you bring
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If the lads doing Four Monkeys are still here, my area just had a fucking power outage, whole area is black. Posting from cell. Sorry, fuck me we had bad luck
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>>152704983
ECMs, like a fucking moron.
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>>152705023
Of course, we all had this excuse at one point. Blaming the swedish coding is better to hide your mistakes though.
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Why is the chimano custom a meme gun?
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>>152705391
>can't ecm his way to the van with one bag

were you hauling an artifact across the map
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>>152712793
i like akimbo chimano customs on stealth
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What are the top 3 meta rifles to use now?

Is the Commando 553 shit?
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I love the asset pictures
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>>152717210
For DW: Uhmm Three Oughty m8
For Overkill: anything lol
For Crook: Clarion
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>>152713726
Yes.
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>>152717254
You walk into the Tasteful club and this guy marks your girlfriend's ass. how do you react?
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>>152717254
Postal guy?
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>>152723284
holy shit
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anyone want to do Ghost Riders achievement I have overkill and DW masks. Been needing this achievement forever. Maybe some day I will quit being lazy and get the hard and very hard masks. maybe....
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>>152726895
I can join, it better be a fast heist like Jew store or ukranian
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>>152717210
Commando is pretty garbage but if you mod it and heavily skill into you can use it easy, just be willing to gimp a skill build to have gun fun.
>>
I'm surprised no one is talking about the new contest
http://bannercontest.overkillsoftware.com/
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>>152727689

>>152702068
>>152704268

nobody cares senpai

no one here can draw for shit
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>>152727991
Just for you anon.
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Is there a mod that adds more chromatic aberration? This can't be the vanilla levels
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>doing Doctor Miserable
>day 1 of big oil, get a keycard and plane keys
>start day 2, find server room quick, find all 3 notes, determine that engine 1 is correct
>bag engine 1, place it near the plane
>bag every other engine, move all of them to the runway
>start the waiting game
>5 engines in, lose connection to host
>can't rejoin, game has disappeared
This is suffering. I just want my cthulhu mask.
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>>152728741
Nevermind, for some reason i had ENB installed
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>>152729298
GOONMOD
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>>152729298
I have it but not enough coins. I'm not sure if its my ISP or if its Steam or whatever, but it's pissing me off.
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>>152730157
>Coins
You know that you can change the price of Goonmod to 0 and get it free right
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play
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I'm getting a lot of instant Error Failed to Join Game messages today. Is my internet being shitty or is this the new epic reddit mod to auto kick
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>>152729906
>>152730668
You never answered me earlier in the thread.

What's the point of telling people to install Goonmod when you're just going to set the coin price to zero so it's no different from pumping yourself free copies of everything with PP?

Does using Goonmod make you think it's more ~legitimate~ than PP?

Bonus points: Why are you such a faggot?
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>>152732131
Are you Supremax?
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>>152732131
Different person anon. But I will answer you. Why would you ever support the fucking retarded drop system in this game where it will give you numerous duplicates even when you don't have a single attachment of something you want? No anon. You are the Overkill shill.
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>>152732276
>it will give you numerous duplicates
up to 2
I gambled in offshore payday a bunch and now as soon as I use up a weapon mod it will instantly drop again
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>>152732276
No like, why tell people to use Goonmod instead of PP?

It's far more convenient for an average newbie to just install PP instead of modifying the goonmod configs after installing goonmod.

Why bother with the song and dance when you can just skip it for the exact same results?
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>>152732431
PP is a cheating tool and also it includes a DLC unlocker, people is too dumb to use it and no one wants a newbie to cheat all the achievements and become XXV-100 still being a motherfucking shitter that instakicks and uses "disconnect a player"

With Goonmod you can just buy the mod that you want and point, also it got mememods
Also, they are pretty much try to config PP to remove the ads :^)
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>Talk shit to ngbto host
>Don't get kicked

any other badass dudes here come on where we at
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>>152734326
>join NGBTO lobby
>host starts hounding me about "weird hours played to infamy ratio" and says that if I "really had" 600 hours played I should be infamy XXV
>shitter:send("start_timespeed_effect", "pause", "pausable", "player;game;game_animation", 0.05, 1, 3600, 1)
8^]
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>>152734738
I have 1163 hours in this game and I'm not even infamy 25 yet because there's no point in going beyond the masks
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I have 780 hours and I'm infamy 5 because I'm an autismo and I think the V looks good
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>>152735460
honestly I wish I would have stopped at V for this reason
planning to stop at X now
>>
>Bernetti 9 is LITERALLY the same gun as Gruber Kurz, but better
I-IT'S NOT FAIR
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>>152736021
Use the Bern 9 then, duh!
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>>152736214
I like how the Gruber Kurz looks ;_;
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>join a big oil pub
>it's 30 minutes into day 2 and people are just fucking around the plane
>"oh they must be doing dr. miserable"
>all the bags are in one pile
>ask which one is the correct one
>noone speaks english, every single person is BR
>"dr miserable?"
>only get muffled HUEHUE in response
>"achievement?"
>only get muffled HUEHUE in response
>just let them do their thing
>4 engines in it's the right one
>these people just tried every engine for god knows what reason
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Why do I even bother trying to build anything else?
>Crook with all applicable armor skills and LWBV
>Sprint shooting and sprint reloading
>Can 1-shot bodyshot everything (hold dozers on all and tazers and cloakers on DW, which needs 2 bodyshots)
>Saw and Ammo so I can actually do something for the team
Only problem is I can't Inspire, but who the fuck cares about Inspire?
>>
free dlc at POCO HUD STEAM CHAT GROUP!!
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>>152738905
>Using Pocohud
>Not even a link to the group
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>the shitter in the crew gets a safe or an infamous item
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>>152738905
>shilling for chatspamming hud

This general finally went full circle.
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>>152739787
but free dlcs bro
● /guess 2570 (0 ~ 2,000)
> Prize "PAYDAY 2: A Merry Payday Christmas Soundtrack", Added 12 hours ago
● /guess 2590 (0 ~ 2,000)
> Prize "PAYDAY 2: Gage Mod Courier", Added 7 hours ago
● /guess 2599 (0 ~ 2,000)
> Prize "PAYDAY 2: A Merry Payday Christmas Soundtrack", Added 3 hours ago
● /guess 2602 (0 ~ 2,000)
> Prize "PAYDAY 2: The Official Soundtrack", Added 37 minutes ag
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>>152740424
>the fucking soundtracks
literally
LITERALLY the cheapest DLC they could find
>>
>there's actually a DLC unlocker that doesn't flag you as cheater for most things
>the assholes at unknowncheats are bogarting it
bad goy
BAD GOY
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Tabula Rasa on overkill was easy as fuck.
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>>152744252
>on Overkill
everything is easy as fuck in overkill
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>>152744252
I soloed it
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>>152744252
no duh, its ovk
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>>152738359
i did this once when i started playing pd2

never again
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>>152744252
>tabula rasa post rebalance,
>being difficult,

Pick one and only one. Only the entrapment achievement is the last difficult cheevos of the game now.
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How would /pdg/ make these things actually useful?
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>>152750114
let it change skills and perks as well as your armor and maybe weapons.
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>>152750114
Give it a slight armor, speed or dodge bonus.

You're sacrificing your deployable for an armor you should be wearing in the first place ffs. The only plausible scenario where people are not sure if this is gonna be stelf or loud is retarded since it's the first thing that anyone decide in the lobby.
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>>152750114
Methinks there should be more armor types rather than just dodge, speed, regen <> armor cap.
Make armors that play with ammo cap and damage reduction and health and health regen and other assorted values.
THEN, if they player has an armor bag, let a player equip 2 armor and use the armor bag as a infinitely reusable "deployable" to swap between armors.

>using armor build
>target is far
>equip LWBV
>setting down and cap
>equip ICTV
>fucker ally thought it'd be funny to get downed on the other side of the map
>equip LWBV
>revive him
>equip ICTV

etc.
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>>152750114
Have it always accessible in stealth and when it goes loud, using the armor bag switches to a loud build of your choice.

It will still be unused because people would rather restart than try to succeed and because stealth is garbage unless its solo.
>>
reminder to never trust pubs to stealth anything, even a simple ecm rush on jewery store
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>>152683915
It just needs an extended mag. Then it'll be a-number-one.
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>>152727991
What about the person who drew clokol
>>
Fuck me we needed those cucks, I'm going with caustic soda
>>
i neglected overkill aced for so long... i feel like such a fool
>>
Anyone want to do Blow Out?
>>
>join game
>kicked by ngbto

i always imagine it's for the better since the host is always some cuntbag if i do manage to get in
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>>152758148
Go back to Overkill, n00b.
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>meanwhile in the Payday 2 apple community.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuAqEuqlVPU
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>>152757415
i neglected hostage taker aced for so long... i feel like such a fool
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>>152760142
crook dodge build with hostage taker ace
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>>152758148
I like NGBTO because it broadcasts everybodies kill-counts at the end of the match so you can confront obvious dead weight or just show off. I don't use it to kick anybody though, am I still a bitch for using it? Is there another mod that does this without all of the fluff?
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>>152759047
>that frame rate
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>>152759047
>shadow raid
>very hard
>75 detection
>10 fps
>no assets
>that audio feedback
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>>152761905
You're only a bitch if you put ANY filters on overkill, and ridiculous hour filters (100+) on DW
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How much skins and dlc do we have to buy so the devs update the game tomorrow ?
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>>152554067
>TRY CENSORING THIS, B**CH!
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>>152761905
>obvious deadweight

Otherwise known as 'complaining at the guy who was doing the objectives and staying safe because all the retards were killwhoring and someone has to shout their retarded asses back up'.
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>>152614372
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- High Times (voff_2)
- I Wasn't Even There! (i_wasnt_even_there)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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when the fuck are they going to update this ass, i'm getting worried i need my fix of disappointment
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>mfw can't hit cloakers under cars from a safe distance,

better bring a fucking RPG next time.
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>>152765748
>tfw i can't hit cloakers under some cars, even at arms reach
Nerf cars Overshill
>>
Carry the coke down to the vault, and plant it outside in the pre-vault room.
Carry the coke down to the vault, and plant it outside in the pre-vault room.
Carry the coke down to the vault, and plant it outside in the pre-vault room.
Carry the coke down to the vault, and plant it outside in the pre-vault room.
Okay, be careful. It'll be worth sneaking, all the way through boys. No alarms and this framing will be perfect.
Carry the coke down to the vault, and plant it outside in the pre-vault room.
Carry the coke down to the vault, and plant it outside in the pre-vault room.
Use the camera to see when they turn on, and then turn them off again.
Use the camera to see when they turn on, and then turn them off again.
Use the camera to see when they turn on, and then turn them off again.
Use the camera to see when they turn on, and then turn them off again.
Use the camera to see when they turn on, and then turn them off again.
Use the camera to see when they turn on, and then turn them off again.
>>
>>152766473
I feel like some pubbies ruined your framing frame pro job day 3
>>
>>152766579
No, that's just a normal, successful framing frame day 3
>>
what's up with this side jobs bot guy
he's clearly not a bot
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>overkill "rebalanced" melee weapons too
>now they ALL do either 30 or 70 damage uncharged
>but they are blatantly better than eachother because of attack speeds or knockdown values
>the money bundle does 30 damage 4nr now
Can these fucks do anything right?
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>>152768195
>the money bundle does 30 damage 4nr now
Please tell me you're joking.

The money wad doing minimum damage was its selling point.
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>>152768365
The best melee weapons in the game are all DLC too.
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>this sight placement
to what end
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>>152738859
I get really autistic when it comes to silencers on my guns. I like to hear loud bangs, not muffed pew-pews.

I don't even bother silencing my weapons, I just melee to death any security guards if I'm attempting stealth.
>>
>>152768486
>shovel
>knocks people over 4 times out of 5
The electric gloves (or the buzzer DLC wise) are also good, and they are free
>>152768861
The front end if i my eyes don't deceive me
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>>152769069
The real funny thing is that the weapon butt does 30 damage now, too
About HALF THE MELEE WEAPONS IN THE GAME are worse than just using the weaponbutt
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>>152769561
"Balance" update

>steam forums
>what is wrong with the balance
Pic related
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>>152762950
This this this this this this. Fucking killwhore fags. Need to put them on a leash. It's one thing to protect the guy who is repairing the drill or trying to thin out a crowd so we can travel safely but when we are all staying safe for example in the house on rats day 1 and some shitter goes running out into the street during an assault and gets downed I'm not going to revive you. Then they immediately say help and leave the game when they go into custody. Goodbye shitter
>>
>>152757415
>>152760142
>Tfw i added them both to my main build and im loving it

I always think i have perfected my builds and they wont change until someone mentions something that i happened to overlook so i decide to try it out and end up loving it.
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dude Sociopath is pretty good
you get half of muscle's HP bonus
half of infiltrator's damage reduction bonus
free 40 armor every 2 seconds
health regen by meleeing dudes
AND it makes close-range cops panic constantly
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>>152738859
>Who the fuck cares about inspire?
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>>152762950
By "obvious deadweight" I mean people floating around 30 kills as well as not helping with objectives. If a guy is the sole chef or something like that of course he's not deadweight, but if he's sitting in a corner whilst the remaining three have to go it alone I'm not going to not call him out on it.
>>
>>152771884
you only get hp back if you kill them. which sucks.
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>>152773614
Faster than waiting for it to regen my man
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All the fucking meme bows in this game, are you telling me I can't get a little sleek looking compound bow for super stylin while I play some stealth.

COME ON NOW
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>>152776597
http://lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=17317
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>sydney players
>john wick players
>bodhi players
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>>152776852
can we block this fucking cuck site I'm sick of all these shitty mods getting posted here fuck the payday 2 modding community they are all shitters
>>
Oh hey anon, thanks, I might check this out, It'll be the first mod i've installed that isnt Pocohud
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>>152777043
Hey, if you want to role-play as MCU Hawkeye, you gotta make the mod yourself.
>>
>>152776852
>Compund
>>
>>152777050
It's kinda cool but I would only use it in private lobbies as it seems to crash other players right now.
>>
>2 people gets downed by a taser
>3rd person gets cloakered
>I got sniped
>all happened on overkill slaugherhouse
>>
ladder nerf when
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>>152776918
>complaining about sydney

fuccboy spotted
>>
>get cloakered through a wall
>two others go down
>one leaves
>last man standing inspires the bot instead of us
>they both go down
>fail
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>>152778621
>syndey
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>>152780281
Cutest VA, Cutest heister of the payday gang.

Come to me, Cloverfags.
>>
I'M DYING OF SOME DLC

OVERKILL, SAY SOMETHING. ALMIR PLEASE EAT MY BAG OF MONEY, JUST RELEASE SOME DLC
>>
>>152782250
>I'M DYING OF SOME DLC
yeah sydneyfags are killing me too
>>
>>152782196
ugly gloves, ruining the aesthetic, worst heister next to Rust solely because of this.

Crossover shits don't count

reeee etc
>>
>>152782196
>cutest VA
GvC is an old botoxed bimbo with implants.
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>>152782196
>Telling lies
>>
sokol is for _____
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>>152778593
Never.
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>>152784461
why were you even wasting your time with them
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>trying to explain how the big oil day 2 puzzle works
>to 3 BRs that don't speak a lick of english and already picked up 4 random engines
Why do I do this to myself
>>
>>152783374
gays
>>
>>152783374
making me install the character blocker
fun fact: even if you were to get banned from the steam group, the DLC unlocker works for community items, and they don't even mark you as cheater unlike DLC items
>>
>>152783374
when chains and dragan are both taken
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>>152784601
I was bored, and sometimes I like helping pubs.
>>
next dlc when

it's been more than 2 months
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HA-HA TIME FOR A POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/11070357
>>
why does the tony mask make you look so fat god dammit
>>
>>152636604

It's a pretty much strictly better Reinfeld, and its reload animation is lewd
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>>152786727
>only one vote for best character
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>>152786727
>tfw Rust main
>noone else ever plays as him
feels good man
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>>152574636
Remix guy again, I made one for ode to money, a lot simpler, I even made it loopable since it's more viable for modders, since some showed interest my last remix. I don't like this one as much, not 100% happy with my instrument choices, but thought it was worth releasing since there's no other remix of it that I can find.

https://youtu.be/f2BV51b2oQY
This will probably be the last one, need to move on to other things, plus there's no more actual midis or sheet music. Also youtube is clogged with people uploading shitty midis that are made by note detection software that sounds attrocious.
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>>152789679
I mean ode to greed, I have no idea why I thought it was money when I uploaded it everywhere, oh well, too late now.
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ode to money
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overkill are jews
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sawing security doors is a nightmare.
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>>152791676
>>152791947
I see a scheme here...
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monthly job
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>>152789679
I feel like there was a bit too much going on at once, definitely prefer your Alesso remix. That one was great. Still glad we have content creators, keep doing the do.
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>yfw community skins will be coming soon,

Can't wait for the devs to pick the most embarrassing ones.
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Gentlemen. What would you do to fix Car Shop?
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I set a lobby to loud and you can see the god damn red ghost on the briefing screen. why did I have to kick 10 people in a row who ask stealth then tell me to restart when they join in as a level 70 bodhi with one ecm
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>>152796052
Remove the time limit once we blow up the road, this would make everything comfier.
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>>152796286
I get what you're going for, but then you lose all the tension of 'THE POPO IS COMIN.' How about once you blow the road, the point of no return timer is set to, say, 5 minutes - regardless of where it was before? That way you're still rushed, but it makes more sense than having like 30 seconds after blowing it up even though there's no way the cops could get there that fast.
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Is houston supposed to be the Jessie Pinkman of the payday gang ?
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>>152796771
no. thats Rust, bitch
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>>152786727
>Jimmy
>0 votes
?
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>>152789679
why not just ask simon for sheet or midi stuff
he'd probably be nice enough to give you it
also your remix is alright I guess but it just sounds like ode to greed with some really fuzzy audio
did you actually change anything other than the sound samples or is it just a straight up copy
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>>152797405
>dragan having zero votes
>jiro having zero votes
i just called to say... i love you
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>>152796052
- Take away the guaranteed stream of infinite guards and civs to the computer
- Let heisters control when the C4 blows up, not when the door is open
- Fix driving to be not shitty
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Hey I'm a FAK user I have 14 health kits but I don't share them with anyone I hold onto them until you already have 3 downs. Uppers? What's that? You mean if I place them around the level they can auto revive you? I'll just hold on to them anyway
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>>152564684
What guns do you want to see in the game? This thing has my vote.
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>>152796052
Add a meth lab.
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First aid kits are amazing if you aren't fucking retarded with them. It doesn't hurt you too bad to place a couple around the level so someone can save a down by getting auto revived. These people had 3.1k and 1.5k hours and don't realize this
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Hi I'm a DLC unlocker user and I don't disable autokicking in my lobbies. Literally every single person except myself can go get fucked.
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>>152798991

Underbarrel grenade launcher. Fast weapon swap secondary grenade launcher, only compatible with certain assault rifles (ARs, AKs, SCAR, etc).

Underbarrel shotguns too, like Masterkey, M26, and Crye Six12.

We can call it the Gage Underdog Pack
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>>152800790

Picture is babies
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Gonna try to do some of them achievements
Anyone ?
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>>152800790
I want underbarrels, but replacing the secondaries I don't like, yeah powercreep but I need more things.
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>>152801805
what ones
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>>152798991
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Reminder to kick bodhi players on sight. They don't even deserve a chance they are 100% bad
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>>152802902
Pain train for starters
We can discuss the rest
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>>152798991
Or any of their other guns, but a 100 round, 100 total ammo autopistol sounds fun.
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I can't wait until LGBTO adds a heister filter and the community implodes.
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>>152804035
>LGBTO
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>>152804035
What is o?
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so can the mosin be DW viable /pdg/?
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>>152801805
post id
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>>152805083
Just join the group chat m8
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>>152782196
I... I'm fucking speechless
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>>152804859
it's ok. fun to use
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>>152800790
>>152802343

>Underbarrel guns are standalone if used as a secondary without their applicable guns
>Can mod the standalone weapon platform with stocks or sights or lasers or ammo or boosts
>They carry over to the underbarrel version too
>When using an applicable weapon with a foregrip mod to enable 80% weapon swap speed and increased stability

That should add the M26 MOSS magazine shotgun, Six21 rotary chamber shotgun, M203 (CAR famil) grenade launcher, GP25 (AK family) grenade launcher, FN40GL (FN family) grenade launcher, Masterkey (although I think that's just a loco) shotgun. All in the secondary category.
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>songs you play while heisting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-59jGD4WrmE
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>>152806942
https://youtu.be/gh1IxhPwMb4
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>akimbo heather SMGs
Why didn't anyone tell me how fun these are?
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>>152806942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVW5rjA5O7U
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>>152806057

I guess they could add a foregrip attachment slot that underbarrel weapons take up too, I guess. Always thought it was odd that in a game with so many attachment options there was no foregrip.

Angled foregrips are aesthetic, comfy, and functional
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>>152807761
>Always thought it was odd that in a game with so many attachment options there was no foregrip.
Foregrip means new animations and new animations means -$$$
>>
Honestly, it's a bit trickier to come up with good gun suggestions than it initially seems. Most of the time we've either gotten them already, or something very similar.
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>>152808897
>>152807761
Some modder remind me, can animations be modified on a per attachment basis? I know the Nagant Bayonet changes the melee animation, but I always got the feeling since the base game got released that OVERKILL cant change the reload or hold anims just for a foregrip because "lel still diesel engine guys"

Either way, a bunch of the base game guns have attachment points for foregrips already, so it's something they gave up a bit before the beta, it seems.
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>>152806942
Shittiest taste/10.
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>>152809150
I think there's still some good choices for future historical sets.
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I called this ngbto fag a shitter and he says he can use whatever he wants to use and play how he wants to play so I said why do you kick people for not using the build you want them to use
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>>152810264
host your own game
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>>152809150
here's a suggestion: the street sweeper, but not shit
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>>152813191
Is that ... a suppressed carbine using pistol rounds ?
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>>152814406
You would not have needed to ask that question if you had googled the image.
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official payday 2 steam groupchat is a goldmine for ngbto rage
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>>152814308
So, Street Sweeper with shotgun skills?
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>>152796052
set the gateaway time for 2 minutes and 50 seconds. Regardless of difficulty. DW is unable because of that 1 minute time.
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>>152814631
I've soloed DW Carshoom before. Maybe you should just get good.
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>>152814631
the death wish timer is perfect the way it is
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>>152763480
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Earn Some Pocket Money (earn_250k_cash)
- Vlad Is Mad! (vlad_4_jobs)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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guns i'd like to see added to the game: please add the fucking UMP-45 you cunts
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I got banned from payday 2 group chat
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>>152817305
Why
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>>152817357
some autist from /b/ who couldn't stop greentexting was studying my profile looking for things to insult and he insulted my city and I don't take shit from betas so I told him off
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>>152758468
it was on overkill, it's always fucking on overkill
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>>152809725
It's a good song, its cool if you don't like it anon. why don't you post what you listen to.
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>>152817494
Report for racism senpai, like, damn nigga don't let that pussy talk shit from the hood yo, you can get him banned
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>>152798991
Secondary mosin nagant with short barrel.

Secondary snipers could have a good future in this game.
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The M1/M2 carbine has plenty of variations and accessories.
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>>152817848
I deserve the ban I insulted their precious ngbto and they all started to rage and declared a 30 min war which ended in me getting banned. Someone go finish what I started
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>http://lastbullet.net/showthread.php?tid=1757
>gage swat pack
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>>152818623
>Stupid enough to post in any place where Trashly holds power.
>Whine when you get banned.
You're too stupid to live. Kill yourself.
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>>152819031
at least I don't use ngbto
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>>152818467
Post them or get the fuck out.
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>>152788154
suck my cock
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was doing hotline miami on overkill and someone had NGBTO set to 220 hours played.
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>>152819583
>Was stupid enough to pub
>Got what you deserved
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>>152819718
>Implying I got kicked
>Implying that only a cunt with something set to 600 hours plus could kick me

Slow your role there champ, I was just pointing it out because I found it funny people would need 220 hours to do overkill hotline miami of all things.
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>>152819905
i dont get the restriction meme on overkill

like shit is super easy and i let anyone join my games unless it's something i dont want people fucking like murky station, just tell the babies what to do and they usually listen or get kicked
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ashly fuck off tranny hoe how about some dlc codes eh
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>>152820709
Transhly won't give you codes if you call him a man.
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>>152820709
>>152821041
Explain that meme
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accuracy or stability?
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>>152821126
Accuracy.
Stability can always be controlled.
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>>152820614
it just what happens when you give shitters the power to screen people, NGBTO should of stayed deathwish only, but maybe not anymore seeing as deathwish is now a cake walk.

You're a braver man than I anon, I don't ever try to stealth with pubbies. In all my experience it's just frustrating because they lack sense or aren't patient enough.
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>>152821107
There was once a man who believed he was a transexual and called himself Ashly.
Used to just moderate the PD2 Steam forums, while posting on /pdg/ with a tripcode (most of the time) and giving away DLC codes.
But then he was hired by Overkill. And people on /pdg/ called him a man too much.
And now he doesn't give away anything here anymore.
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>>152821380
i just like to suffer that's all

i've spent hours trying to do election day dw with pubbies but no one has any patience. i'd rather take 40 minutes to do a heist than restart a dozen times
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>>152823485
stealth or loud
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>>152822779
What is this?
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>>152823547
You weren't supposed to reply
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>>152823540
stealth ofc, loud is easy as hell since it's simple for pubbies to understand
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am i the only one that,deep down in my soul,is actually glad that this general exists?
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>>152827076
I don't have any irl steam friends you guys are all I have
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>>152827076
this and kfg are all i have since i cant be arsed to go out to make friends
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>>152827076
desu is alright, atleast isnt like that its a discord group or some leddit shit
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>>152827870
/pdg/ is still plagued with steam group shitters.
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>>152828026
But /pdg/ is the steam group
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>>152828162
>Some claim the /gtag/ discord tried to use.
>Acting like you're any different.
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>>152828450
>Some claim the /gtag/ discord tried to use.
Nigga the fuck you on, and there is no /pdg/ discord
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>>152828450
/pdg/ only has this thread and the empty Steam group chat.

There is no Discord, or attempts to take over other Discords.
Anybody claiming otherwise are just liars/shitposters.

We can barely give enough shits to keep this stupid general alive overnight once the yurops go to bed, why would we put in the effort to make a Discord?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KS31dkUfuLM
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Don't think anyone cares but a model of Clover just came out for XPS.
What do ?
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>>152831138
What's XPS?
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>>152831138
unless she can be posed into giving a footjob, who cares
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SHIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELD
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WOW, PUBLIC OFFICE. WE ARE IN THE WRONG LINE OF WORK GENTLEMEN
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>rats day 3
>"That's thirteen bags!" KEEP EM COMING KEEP EM COMING KEEP EM COMING KEEP EM COMING

>the diamond
>"woooow you got FOUR vases? chopper's full guys, expect me in 2 minutes and maybe I'll be able to fit 4 more in ;)"
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>>152834663
Bile decided to use his special low-torque RC chopper for the Diamond.
Speaking of the Diamond, why does nobody play it?
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>>152834663
On DIAMOND the van "STELF" option can take it all without problems, the problem is, when it goes loud you cant place more shit on it BUT THE FUCKING VAN DOES NOT LEAVE
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>>152834813
payout vs effort for both loud and silent
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Why are there SO MANY SHITTERS wearing this mask
By far the most common mask I've seen all week
They're always the asshat that doesn't know how to share medkits, too
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>>152831417
It's like SFM only less complicated.
I'm not saying SFM is complicated, just that XPS is easier to use.
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A cheap exploitable for you, /pdg/
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>>152835349
I can say with authority it's because it looks like Nick Wilde from Zootopia.
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>>152835349
only good mask out of the bunch

also this >>152835528
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>>152835528
with WHAT authority
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>>152835624
I browsed /ztg/ on /trash/ for several months since the movie came out, mostly looking for furry porn.

Hey, you asked.
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>>152835604
>only good mask out of the bunch
The Hare looks pretty good m8
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Question, does die hard basic trigger if you are deploying your equipment?
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>>152835694
i place my full faith in your authority
thank you for the answer
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>>152835694
Hey Jones.
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>>152835398
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>>152835398
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>>152835398
>>
xth for overkill did nothing wrong, buy more dlc good goys ;^)

>>152835694
generals are such a shit place to go for porn on trash, you're better off just crawling e621
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>>152836896
>monosodium glutamate dot met
Enjoy missing out on approximately 80% of all good porn to ever exist if you only knew where to look
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>>152836896
True, but Weaver posted there for a while so it was kinda comfy.

OH BOY TALKING ABOUT HEISTS SURE IS FUN.
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>tfw big bank for you is a fun heist
>tfw its time invested vs payout is shit

>>152837049
enlighten me

>>152837112
yeah, the early days of trash and early-ish /ztg/ were the best

I DO AGREE THAT HEISTS ARE PRETTY INTERESTING. SUCH AS: THE HEIST. BOY, WASNT THAT ONE NEATO?
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>>152837324
>THE HEIST
not worth 7$ famalam
big bank is better
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>>152836258
>see long-ass text in the thumbnail
>"must be gorilla navy seals"
>open the image
>it is the navy seal pasta
heh, I guess
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>>152835398
Praise pdg-tan
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>>152819453
Not even him, but:
>No stock/pistol grip
>folded in stock
>two types of unfolded stocks
>30-round extended magazine
>modern composite, for 'discrete'
>sawn-off Patty Hearst famously used a cut-down version in that bank robbery after she was brain-washed.
>ammo pouch
>Conversion a higher caliber derivative, like the "Spitfire" copycat, or the Ingram versions that could fire 5.56x45, 7.62x39, and 7.62x51
>That fucking massive nightvision scope/lamp assembly
No clue how that one would even be helpful.
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off da railz
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>>152839976
>that increases ammo capacity
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>>>>152840584
+20 Mag size anon :^)
>>
worst gun?
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>>152844550
amcar and chimano 88
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>be overkill shitter
>somehow get suckered into Framing Frame DW Loud
>steal 9 paintings on day 1, loud
>get all 9 bags of cash on day 2 despite swat ambush
>manage to do day 3 loud despite disconnecting 3 times due to my shitternet
Is this what gitting gud feels like?
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>>152845365
it's what being carried hard feels like
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>>152845598
Nigga I might not have killed many skulldozers, but I moved the most bags on days 1 and 2 and revived a shitload of people on day 3.
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>mfw seeing someone deactivating the metal detectors on UK job in the middle of a gunfight.

thanks for the comment bain.
>>
hoxton and the gang
>>
I played Undercover on Death Wish a couple of hours ago with pubs (Aus/NZ pubs aren't bad)

Why was it so fucking easy? Did Overkill do something wrong?
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>>152846291
At a guess? Small confined spaces funnel guards toward you making it easier to kill them.
>>
squid heist
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>>152845760
they need to give bain new lines on that heist, he's a lying drowned out sack of shit
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>>152847884
Youre a wanker now, youre a squid now
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>>152839976
>putting a rail on top of another rail

This would trigger /k/ autism so much.
>>
Memes
>>
memes
>>
PDG-TAN! memes
>>
memes
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>>152853108
pdg-tan action figure when
>>
who /soloonly/ here
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>>152855516
Join group chat, you'll be less lonely
I'm here at least
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>>152856390
>come and get judged by scary payday people
no
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>>152856731
>scary payday people
Nigga i'm infamy 7 and probably the most patient guy around this entire game
I ain't scary
Whatever, your call.
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>"Hey, Anon, why do you always carry anti-shield weapons?"
>"Oh, no real reason."
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>>152856731
>scary payday peoples
>>
>buying payday on consoles

do people actually do this
>>
I really need Pain Train, anybody up for some good ol' cheevo hunting?

>>152786727
Oh hey /pdg/ actually has some pretty good taste in characters. I wonder who the Wick voter is though
>>
>secure a fucking live nuclear warhead
>1 million
>secure half of an emp bomb
>1.85 million, or 3.7 million for the full bomb

??????
>>
How many people still play the first Payday game?
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>>152862626
It makes sense for Jimmy to want fully-equipped people who won't stab him in the back during the Boiling Point, while Vlad just treats you like shit from his comfy bakery on the other side of town.
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>>152862132
>Jacket with any votes at all
>Good taste
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>>152863963
I feel the same way about Jacket as I do about Wick. Imported straight from great source material which makes me like him right from the get-go, but reputation ruined by the overwhelming amounts of shitters who play him.
I was just pleasantly suprised that Dragan had votes actually
>>
>>152862626
As much as Overkill makes no sense in almost every Heist. This one is actually good as Vlad is not the personal user of the nuke while Jimmy wants the emps for himself and the crew to stop the russians.
>>
Someone make a pic with all the heisters and all the pros and cons of being their roommate and you only get to pick one
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>>152867464
sokol
pros : gay
cons : gay
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>>152809150
M14
Burst fire m16
Makarov
G11
>>
What is "the Dentist's loot"
>>
>>152867464
>Dragan
pros: can easily cut meat with his cleaver and make the best bbq in town,
cons: never stop talking about his boner and always slap someone whenever he's not in shape.
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>>152869118
Ancient babylonian shit
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>>152867464
dallas
pro: after you jerk him off, he says "aw thanks my friend"

con: none
>>
guys
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>>152869118
Compressed almir toasts.
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>>152869126
i've never heard the boner line and im dragan 7/10 times
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>>152873459
the Pager lines.

also UNLEASH THE DRAGAN *unzips dick*
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>>152869118
a box with a lot of goat skins
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>>152867464
jacket

pros: is pretty chill, will play vidya with you
cons: will leave occasionally, and come back covered in blood, and you will be expected to clean it
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>>152873920
>goat skin
I just opened one
Got a broken-ins pacegoat
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>>152873795
i know it's a pager line and i play stealth a lot but i've never ever heard it in my 300 hours
>>
goyim
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>>152862626
Jimmy has a LOT of blood money.
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>>152835398
>>
What the FUCJ did Overkill do to melee weapons
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>>152880891
made them all the same
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>>152880987
But they're not even the same
They just have the same damage
Obviously the faster weapon is better than the slower weapon if they both have the same damage
How the fuck can a human being even do such a thing and say "yup, this is good, push it"
>>
>>152880891
>>152880987
made them all the same except for like 3 that are the only ones you'd ever pick

ice pick if you like to melee once then resume shooting
katana for melee builds
and buzzer for taze domming cops/tazing cop and reloading
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>>152881254
Theoretically if martial arts ace wasn't bugged, the telescopic baton would have a niche
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642th for minigun legendary skins being real

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g5ZU4dPIVE
>>
>>152838390
I thought of posting that, but I figured they were just wanting me to piss off and stop posting guns.

The scope is pretty zany. Even being an active infrared unit, the technology of the day wasn't sensitive enough to work using ambient light, so they bolted that little infrared spotlight on top so the scope could see. Then you've got your backpack full of '40s batteries to power both of them, of course.

It's fun to look back at things that were once cutting-edge high-tech commando shit.
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>>152882492
Fake.

Nothing on the Community Market.

Steam would've automatically created an entry for it if one existed.
>>
>>152883861
But the community market only shows the ones on sale
>>
>>152885343
No, it automatically makes entries for shit that exists.
>>
>>152853913
I can't wait to hotglue it
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>>152815507
for how long can you keep this bullshit going.
>>
>>152867464
Pick one and only one
>>
>>152886128
i kinda want to make one for non lewd purposes unless you count sticking it on my desk lewd but i havent sculpted anything in months
>>
>>152886860
I feel like /pdg/-tan would like being drenched in cum, probably used to all the dlc loads being dropped on her face all the time
>>
Is there anything faster than Hoxton Revenge for stealth XP? I can usually finish it in about 12 mins without trying very hard and with stealth bonuses comes out to around 900k XP.
>>
>>152886527
I wouldn't mind being raped by sydney or clover once in a while
>>
>>152886527
Sokol seems alright if you enjoy cock.
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>>152886527
dragan any day
>>
>>152886527
SOKOL BEST
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>>152886527
Why does everyone think Sokol is gay? He's from Russia for fucks sake. Also he fucked Heartbreaker Annie from the GGC
>>
>>152886527
wick because we'd get along and im sure we can deal with the russians
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>>152888917
it's an epic /vg/ meme xD haha
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>>152798991
Give us an M60 so we can Rambo it up properly.
>>
>>152888917
Maybe he left Russia because he is actually gay.
>>
>>152782196
>not even real straya girl.
0/10
>>
>>152889892
Are you fucking retarded? Any shitty meme is le tumblr boogeyman now? Fuck off m8

>>152886527
Wolf sounds like a bro
>>
>>152886527
Kek, I forgot about Jiro's son. Are they seriously never going to do anything with that?
>>
>>152889892
ur gay
>>
>>152883861
the Thailand guy that got it don't want to sell it, even for insane prices.
>>
>>152890261
>>152890201
>opium tumblr noobs going in this hard and getting this defensive
>>
>>152889892
sarcastic shitposting is still shitposting, anon
>>
>>152890437
gay
>>
>>152886527
Clover, I guess.
Paying rent and free shit is nifty as fuck.
>>
>>152888917
>played hockey professionally
he's literally gay
>>
>>152885902
>Acting this dumb
>>
>>152890495
>everyone who disagrees with me is shitposting

I love this meme. It's so epic.
>>
>>152890549
what's gay about hockey bud?
>>
>>152890636
>presenting it as if you were civilly disagreeing
>post is literally "haha epbin, way to meme, my tumblr socjus comrade, die cis scum amirite xD uwu"
>getting this salty because you don't get a shitty meme
i bet you play bodhi
>>
>>152890696
if you want to ice skate around holding onto wood while periodically being pressed up against the walls by multiple men that's on you senpai
>>
Clear the drop zone. You guys need to clear the roof!
>>
>>152886527
Sydney if you want a waifu
Clover if you want free you want free shit
jacket if you want a REAL HUMAN BEING
>>
>>152891679
Jacket a real hero
>>
i would buy a pdg-tan figure

can one of you degenerates 3d print or something?
>>
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>>152886527
>>152891679
How is that even a choice?
>>
it's time to renew your www dot crime dot net account
>>
aina is a fucking sissy name, who the hell uses that shit
>>
>>152893020
who is aina?
>>
jews did the bank
>>
I NEED

A MEDIC BAG
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>>152886527
Chains cause sounds like a cool bro
Or jacket to be the bottom bitch of the real human bean
>>
>>152886527
>implying houston wouldn't be top roommate material
He doesn't act dumb, no chance in hell he'd be messy
>>
>>152895973
That's not how you png.
>>
>>152894080
Jiro would win obv
>glorious nippon heister
>>
is Bain black?
>>
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Last few apply to the last 2 numbers of your post
>>
>>152896032
i'm the anon who did the thing and of course he'd be messy, he's a little brother

>>152893020
Why bring steamgroup shit into the general? Also what the fuck did I do to you?
>>
>>152896256
>implying non-zero dubs exist on /vg/
>>
>>152896256
Rolling
>>
>steamgruppes
it begins

only a matter of time before we devolve into super sekret irc and discord and skype circlejerk drama
>>
>>152896530
>Jacket
Will he be as bad as I am at hotline miami when we do get attacked by cops/mobsters/commies/etc?
>>
>>152896827
technically you get either jacket or sokol
>>
>>152896368
>>
>>152896917
>30
>2 even numbers (as the last 2 numbers)
No
I could get bodhi, but he's fucking bodhi, so I would rather stick with jacket
>>
nope
>>
>>152896256
Rollin
>>
>>152897350
Jacket's taken, you can have bodhi
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>>152896256
Praise Overkill_Almir
>>
joint murkywater stealth false-flag heist op to steal the entire small nation of kuwait
>>
>>152897707
Saddam Hussein already tried that.

Didn't work out well for him.
>>
>>152897508
>tfw anon took your heistfu and you end up with worst heister
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>>152897707
murkies confirmed for being victims who can't defeat four drunk and drugged robbers wearing suits.

Even the mercenaries on boiling point were more threatening.
>>
>>152886527
>>152896256
Where is Rust?
>>
rrroll
>>
THE MEMES, BAIN. WHAT ABOUT THE MEMES
>>
DON'T FORGET ABOUT THOSE SAFETY DEPOSIT BOXES, FOLKS, CAN BE GOOD STUFF IN THERE
>>
EASY ON THE TRIGGER WITH CIVILIANS AROUND, THEY GET EXPENSIVE REAL FAST
>>
Been 2 years since I played Payday 2 and wanted to try it out again. But all the weapons and gear I had unlocked are now locked again and I need to purchase DLC to unlock them again?

What the fuck happened to this game?
>>
i wish you could eat in this game

like take a bite of granny's muffin and get a 5% speed boost or something
>>
>>152904939
>he doesn't know that dlc only lasts 6 months
>>
YOU'RE ACTING LIKE SOME KIND OF LAST MINUTE REPLACEMENT. DO. NOT. KILL. CIVILIANS.
>>
>>152889516
haha epbin, way to meme, my tumblr socjus comrade, die cis scum amirite xD uwu
>>
ugh dealing w/ fuck ass hostages in payday one is impossible, sma
>>
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MELEE
>>
Is the car 4 still the best AR or is it now the m16?
>>
>>152907691
clarion
>>
>>152907841
Wow really? I'm going to try some builds with it in game thanks anon.
>>
>>152907841
Anon I just tried modding it the accuracy is a bit low, I can only hit 60.
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>>152901537
Bane ?
>>
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post dallas
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>>152910716
>>
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>>152910716
>>
>>152911415
hey dallers
follow me
>>
>>152685884
Deathstroke mask - what's the setup?
>>
Wake the fuck up
>>
Sweden heist where we raid Starbreeze and OVK offices for DLC when?
>>
>>152917416
Sweden heist where we raid Starbreeze and OVK to punch the idiot behind the melee rebalance in the back of the head when?
>>
GET THE FUCK UP
>>
we need to erase the security foot itch
>>
HE PUT IT INSIDE HIS SHIRT
>>
there's a van waiting for you in the guhrrash
>>
ALRIGHT, ENTRY POINT. SYNCHRONIZE ON MY MARK...

MARK
>>
NO THERMITE

NO C4

NO CODES
>>
>just dodging a sparrow, i'm almost there
What did he mean by this?
>>
WE GOT CANARIES ON THE SCENE
>>
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>I can see you in the distance
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>>152920062
>mfw believed for four years since the first payday they were talking about tasers in this quote
>>
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>>152920539
>>
>>152920640
what would even lead you to believe that
>>
>>152905071
bain's famous homemade chocolate chip cookies

10% health per bite
>>
>>152905071
they're called FAKs
>>
Somebody make a new thread.
>>
>>152923008
>>152921948
>>
>>152922734
but cupcakes are disgusting
>>
>>152923108
is that thread set to autosage or something
>>
>>152924542
Seems like it, no idea why.

Guess we'll make another one.
>>
I ALREADY FOUND OUT THE PROBLEM

FUCKBOI OF OP SAID "ERP GROUP" INSTEAD OF "STEAM GROUP"

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