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/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist and Payday 2 General

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Highly modified Car-4s Edition

Previous very hard Goat Simulator heist : >>151804692

>(NEW) Workshop Manual
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
http://www.overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Extremely In-Depth Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2 (Frank is back)
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
http://pd2skills.com/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
http://i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (out of date, somebody update this shit already):
http://i.imgur.com/E6x18Bt.png

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (slightly out of date):
http://i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
http://pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
http://pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
http://payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
http://albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
http://payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
http://steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
http://pastebin.com/HR91ZxX2

>Weapon skin previews
http://pd2stash.com/

>Daily Dose
http://fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VbhCe21nhc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHEkCM3fTrc
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___ _______ art gallery mod when
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Overkill:
39.85 - two headshots for a tan
53.13 - three headshots for a tazer
79.85 - one headshot for a tan
111.79 - one headshot for a cloaker
159.69 - one headshot for a tazer

Deathwish:
39.24 - three headshots for an elite
44.98 - four headshots for a tan
60.21 - three headshots for a tan
90.32 - two headshots for a tan
117.93 - one headshot for an elite
120.42 - three headshots for a tazer
180.98 - one headshot for a tan
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>>152192818
what is this

anyone that wants breakpoint information can just go here:
tonyfox ws/payday2/breakpoints/

also those numbers are inaccurate
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>>152193120
They are taken straight from the most autistic guide on the internet and accounting for granularity 'n' tables 'n' sheit, that website is the inaccurate one
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4th for original crew best crew
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>>152193398
>original crew
>houston
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7th for misunderstood weapons
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>>152194137
>silent shitter
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Why are there so many shitters playing at the moment, holy shit. I don't have high expectations while pubbing but I expect people with infamy 5 or more to know basic shit like not shooting cams.
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>>152194249
To be fair, it's not like you haven't got a ton of spare points left over on a stealth build nowadays.
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>>152194249
>61 damage without it

XD
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>>152194279
first rule in payday 2: never stealth with pubbies on any jobs that aren't jewelry store or Bank:Heist.

You're just asking for a disaster otherwise.
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>>152194447
>using it in the first place when you could just use a gun that doesn't need crutch points spent on it

>>152194407
If it's for stealth, the damage is irrelevant.
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>>152194581
>If it's for stealth, the damage is irrelevant

alerted guards cant be taken down in one hit, and usually you're not killing guards unless they're alerted
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>>152194480
I know. I used to play CoH looking for the worst pub teams I could find, I'm used to pd2's low tier of pubbie. It's just, it seems even worse recently. Like it's a sale period or something.
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>>152194685
Then use a gun that will take them down in one hit instead of the cavity, which won't.

>and usually you're not killing guards unless they're alerted

You're trying to imply you're very good at stealth, but what you're actually implying is that your computer is shit.
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>>152194787
>Like it's a sale period or something.
>implying you won't feel the difference when the time will come
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>>152194991
>You're trying to imply you're very good at stealth, but what you're actually implying is that your computer is shit

what did he mean by this?
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>>152194581
If it's irrelevant, then why do you care?
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what's the point of primary AKs when there's a secondary AK
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>>152194480
This
I am genuinely amazed by how many people can get spotted out front or on the side of the building when I'm inside steal thing Firestarter day 2
Especially shameful considering it's one of the more fun heist days to stealth
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>>152196739
To have 2 AK’s
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>>152196739
because ammo pickups and invisible stats
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>>152196739
More ammo and better stats except for rate of fire
Also more utility since with dmr kits you can get a sniper basically and you can use the Izhma for a shotgun and rpk for an lmg
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Christ. I sure do wonder how this is going to turn out.
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>>152197261
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>>152196739
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>>152197261
>john wick with the bodhi mark
Pure shittery
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>>152197392
Pretty much. Host sounds like testicles have yet to grace his underside.

>>152197506
Naw man it's irony. Irony! I actually had no idea who John Wick was when I started playing. I don't watch movies.
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>>152197678
He was talking about Milkman. You're obviously Mexican Bodhi.
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>>152194991
run at solid 60 fps for all maps

once again
usually you dont want to kill guards, because pagers are valuable

so you try to avoid killing them, even when you're approaching max detection

usually you only kill a guard that is cool if you need to for an objective or if it's a control map (like GO bank, for example), or if it's for quality of life, like killing the upstair guards in ED

cavity one hits basic guards and can double tap murkies if you HS them, while having pretty good concealment

i'm not trying to imply im very good at stealth, i just personally avoid killing guards to the extreme
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xth for
>hit art gallery for elephant
>take the paintings that the senator wants
>hit art gallery for bain/profit
>still only take certain paintings

???
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>>152194581
I use whatever I want, cavity is a dlc item just because over kill memed all over dlc items, doesn't mean anon can't enjoy his purchase.
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>>152200443
The point of the red stickers was that they were the good paintings and the rest were shit that nobody wanted to pay money for. It still makes sense.
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>>152196934
>only 2
If you're not gonna be the hardest motherfucker, why even try?
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>>152203312
>Not fully modded
>Not even boosted
You aren't even trying
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>tfw absolute shitters join your dw stealth missions and host hasn't learned to just kick them on sight even after 4 straight fails caused by sub-50 retards being retarded
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>>152204376
why hide your name senpai I want to fuck up your games aswell.
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>>152203581
>not modding your guns for style
pity the fool
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>>152204376
>isn't host
>"YOUR" mission
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>>152203581
>putting a scope on your AK
don't do that
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>>152204773
You are really scraping the barrel this time.
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[s]I used to love playing PD2.
Then it went to shit.
And I've been trying to get back into it but doesn't feel the same.[/s]
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>>152206197
thank u 4 bein fortrite :)
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Hey guys I finished that thing
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=747038449
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>>152091149
>>152099316
>>152099495
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Bulldozer (any_25_tank_kills)
- Dentist Appointment! (dentist_4_jobs)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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I hate this new "eeeeverything is viable!" balance.
I used to have one full page with just ARs.
Weapons used to be different enough to have small niches, I used to pick the JP35 to have high ammo count at the cost of a little accuracy, the Commando to have a little higher firerate at the cost of no extended mag, the CAR for faggotry, differently built weapons for with and without the headshot bonus, with and without the 5% damage bonus, etc.
Now every AR is exactly the same. They demolished all the niches and there's just one big niche of all rifles being the same shit and everyone having the same bonuses. The JP35 is now IDENTICAL to the Commando, except slightly worse.
No shit everything is viable, it all shoots exactly the same (or slightly worse).

And whose bright idea was to make damage variations in mods 1-2 points each?
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So do any of the melee skills apply to the saw? I kinda want to try and make the saw viable to murder shit with and not just utility, but I'm having a pretty rough time coming up with something that just can't be done better by cutting a bitch with a katana or flag pole.
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>>152208645
No.
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It a strange feeling I have with payday, they put a lot of effort into marketing and I assume into the dlc that follows. The prices are not always worth it but the steam sales mean if your patient you can just buy the dlc on the cheap.

I can't decide if payday 2 is a good game run buy developers who love their game but are incompetent and make mistakes.

or a mediocre game with awful stealth run by guys who don't know what the fuck is going on gameplaywise whose only really talent is marketing.
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>>152207251
>not using the AMR-16
It's one of the least molested weapons that has been top tier since launch
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>>152209050
It would be so much better if it was handled by some different developers but Overkill has put a ton more love into the game than most real big modern game development studios
Also Overkill does not deserve the time and effort of our glorious lord Simon Viklund, he is literally the sole reason I bought this game when it first came out and by far the biggest reason I've stayed
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>>152212206
Of course I do, it's the winner of the 90 niche. Which is about one of the two niches that exist anymore for ARs.
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>>152212489
>ammo economy was one of the most important features that essentially defined how weapons were best used
>overkill just said fuck it and gave everything enough ammo for anything
forget damage and accuracy and stability and weapon mod values, changing ammo pools was the biggest mistake they made
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>>152213043
I think giving everyone free helmet popping was a mistake too
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anyone still play old payday
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>>152214037
I miss tier bonuses even though I'm alright with perk decks
There was just a certain magic to getting a build with most everything you wanted in it when you had to tactically place an arbitrary number of points in each tree
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>>152206582
fuck you

new side jobs when
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Does the DLC unlocker also unlock steamcornmunity content if you get banned from it?
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>>152218185
>getting banned
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>>152218687
I'm not of course.
I just want to know how little of a shit to give about the possibility of butthurt pubbies reporting me.
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>>152218185
It should.
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63th for our cute pdg-tan
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>>152219950
>not opening the bottom row or two, standing on the open doors, sawing the top row, then hopping off and sawing the middle
Kawaii please
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>>152219950
>there will never be kawaii character pack complete with voice lines and lewd implications
Why is overkill such a shit company
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*tips overkill certified fedora*
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Anyone play Death Wish+, or any other difficulty mod here?
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wake me when there's a shark mask
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>>152221436
>>152219950
i am completely new to /pdg/

who is this meme-haired bitch
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>>152224224
irrelevant weeb shit
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>>152224224
Nothing more than an anthropomorphic of the kawaii mask.
She doesn't really have a name, some people call her /pdg/-tan, some people call her Kawaii. She's a meme.
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>>152224224
there's an anime mask in the game called the kawaii mask
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>>152218185
Yes
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YEAH
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TIGHTEST CREW EVER
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>>152192560
>that feel when your friend sexually identity as a highly modified Car-4
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>>152230102
So your friend is a lie

Confirmed for never ever going to become or even be close to the original/natural thing, a sniper
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sale when
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imagine unironically using the steam group chat
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>>152230632
>Not using the steam chat
Maybe you are too much of a shitter to join
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No matter how bad they fuck this game up, nobody can ever take This Is Our Time from you. Remember that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek_EVouA-CI
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xth for fuck stealth
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http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mGIKl:eGHJL:tPr:ibcdea:pM8:::
what should i put the remaining points into?
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>>152233405
http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mACDfGIjKl:eGHJLr:toR:fPr:ibcdea:pM8:::
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>>152233405
Weapons, man!
Where's the guns!
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>>152233405
>>152233493
>mfw noone takes Duck and Cover basic and Parkour aced
your armor won't help when you move like a brick
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>>152233936
http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mACDfGIjKl:eGHJLr:toR:fPr:ibcdea:pM8:::
happy?
the whole point is to be an unkillable cockbag so when your team inevitably fails you keep going
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>>152233936
shit forgot about that when doing 'essential' skills
>>152233405
http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mGIKl:eFGHjkLmNPr:tloR:gJlr:fPr:ibcdea:pM8:::

>die hard aced with ICTV
+20 armor to BALLISTIC vests, not 'all armor'
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How do you judge distance in this game?
Like, how far reaching is 18 meters?
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>>152235165
Use a sniper you nerd to see the distance
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>>152235165
look at an objective and see how far away it is
really the only important one to keep track of is 7 meters shout distance for Inspire basic and ace
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what's the best stelf heist where the main loot is gold? i just love gold as a loot item
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>>152237794
Big Bank will have a bunch of gold
Framing Frame's big end thingy is gold
Shadow Raid I'm sure you'll find gold
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94th for memes

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj0-DdRGy_I
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>finish go bank solo stelf DW
>bain: "We won't even need a cleaner crew after that one, smooth!"
>i killed literally 25 civs

S
M
O
O
T
H
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>>152238569
>GO-fuck-yourself bank solo stelf DW
Jesus christ, why would you put yourself through that?
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>>152239051
I'm not sure if I'm just really lucky or what, but I rarely have issues with it

Completed it without any restarts
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>>152201209
No, the red sticker indicates that the painting is sold, you retard.
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GUYS, THE THERMAL DRILL, GO GET IT
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>>152243613
FUCK OFF, BAIN
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>>152243613
DRILL YA PIECE A SHIT
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>that feel when you'll never do lewd things to dragan
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>>152245501
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>tfw your gunfu is in this game
>tfw it's good

>inb4 silent killer
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>>152192810
sexy midna art gallery mod when
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>>152247945
bzzt wrong gay scalies art gallery mod when
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>>152247892
>tfw the guns you like are steaming shit
Well then.
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>>152247996
>love the SPAS
>tfw it's outclassed by all the other shotguns
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>mfw the Patchett L2A1 can't go above 68 accuracy even with silencers and technician accuracy skills


why does it even exist ?
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>easily get 40+ stab boost from skills
>barely get 16 acc boost from skills
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procc
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why the FUCK can't i get above 65 acc on the famas
I need this dakka to be more accurate
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>>152249563
That dakka is used for rof only. Fuck accuracy.
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>>152249667
Then a sniper fucks me up because i can't shoot it
I can't shoot a sniper with an assault rifle but the mini pocket cannon called the bronco can
What is realistic behavior
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i put sode
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LISTEN UP
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>>152249783
Well get a secondary that can deal with that or hope someone kills the snipers. Thats the price for the 1000 rof and lots of ammo.
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what are some fun shot guns to use?
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I am so fucking bored of Day 1 Rats

It makes me want to literally throw up.

The thought of having to play that day again is physically painful

It's so boring, it's been played so many fucking times, there's nowhere to go, no variation, you just camp inside the house and wait, wait, wait.
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>>152194581
What the fuck do you put the points in then show us your perfect build. He probably has a crit build what else in that tree are you going to put the points into nigger
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>>152219950
>Artist puts his shitty custom mask in the comic
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>>152249783
>I can't shoot a sniper with an assault rifle
I do just fine with my Auto-Fire CAR-4.

Maybe you just need better aim.
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>everything going perfectly fine
>get cloaker'd once
>everyone dies

what the fuck happened
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>>152241841
And they were sold because it was good...
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>mod stream
wow
hyep
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>mod stream
Prepare for shittery
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So I started playing again after fucking years, loving the overhauled skills, but am i a scumbag for using a dodge build?

Convert me to alternative paths of hilarious destruction, /pdg/
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overkill is using big lobby, start the bets on how many crashes
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>start stream
>all these fucking meme masks
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>>152251676
>Everything going perfectly fine
>Suddenly that one hero cloaker who downs everyone in 10 seconds
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>>152253552
Not a single good mask, holy fuck
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>>152253407
>but am i a scumbag for using a dodge build?
Only if you're wearing a BV.

The meta was always suit dodge, suit grinder, or ICTV.

If you want to go the armour route, grab an ICTV and maybe Frenzerker Aced and go ham.
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>>152253552
>those overkill niggas that are infamy VI or XII
They must be better than all of those XXV-25, I can feel it.
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>>152253552
Where did they even find so many people?
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>>152253742
*XXV-100
fuck me
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>>152253667
Thanks senpai.

Yeah I use suit dodge, kinda funny when you're in a fucking two-piece and have more suitability than pubbies using ICTV and miniguns and shit. I might give frenzerker a try, didn't think it was viable desu.
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>>152253870
>someone saved my oc
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>>152250549
So play other heists then. It's time to start making your own choices, buddy.
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>>152253552
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>>152250549
There are 25 infamy levels and 400+ achievements.

So much shit to do and you decide to just spend all your time and energy on the grind. That's the easiest way of burning yourself out on a game and never having fun.

Take your time, do other shit. You'll finish XXV-100 eventually. The question is what you'll do in the meantime. This isn't Spring Break, you don't have a reason to ECM rush SR DW non-stop.
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>stattrak

stop
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>crew downed: 65
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>>152257524
>Houston players are good at stealth
This chart was never good.
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How's the stream?
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Are there any good sights in this game?
For some reason whenever I use anything but the default sight I feel like I shoot worse; it's harder to aim.
Is it just me?
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>>152224072
wait, there isn't?
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>>152260937
Personally I can't live without the Speculator Sight.

Everything else blocks the sides of the screen or the zoom makes it hard to aim. This is also why I hate the iron sights on the FAMAS
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can someone tell me how the fuck the headshot damage multiplier on deathwish work?
are they different for every unit?
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>>152257524
eh/10
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HEY YOU, GET ON YOUR FEET
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update when
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>>152265201
never
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Crimefest when, i need those halved prices

>>152265995
DELETE THIS
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>>152266330
Hair's too short to be /pdg/-tan.
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Literally perfection
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>>152193471
fucking this
why do faggots think that the 4 default characters in pd2 are the original crew
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>>152253552
>all those Overkill_shitters
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>14 peoples without c4 or saw for the objectives, being forced to wait for the drills like fools,
>host is using a plainsrider bow /china puff loadout,
>devs are accidentally killing each others with the RPG,

tightest crew ever/10
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If I wanted to put together a build that's specialized at completing objectives rather than killing cops (since my aim is fucking awful) what are some must-have skills for it?
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>>152271916
Drills/C4/Saw/ECM
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>>152273114
So something like this, assuming a CTV and cover is enough to keep me from dying?
http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mACEFl:ejkLNQr:tCefHKl:gaBCDfJl:ibcdea:::
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>>152271916
Why not just use shotguns?
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>>152273403
I do on my other build, but sometimes I like to be the guy who actually gets shit done. Specifically when pubbing.
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Anyone knows at what exact day and hour the safe drop resets?
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>>152273287
Well, you would just roll with suit or whatever instead so you'd be fast if you've got people protecting your ass
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>>152276623
I guess I could bust out a rogue or crook deck for that build.
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>>152274506
I've heard that it's one week after your last drop, but I don't know if that's true or not.
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>>152270069
Chains is not the OG either, don't care, he's better.
Old Hox a shit.
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>>152254385
>>152254621
You slightly misunderstand anons. I'm not grinding rats currently and I havnt played a game of it in months, I've just had the game since launch and the thought of even playing that job hurts, just because of the first day.

>7 bags?
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>>152271916
insider skill.
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>>152279530
>only 7 bags
>he hasn't done Kiss the Chef
Oh you sweet summer child.
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>>152248423
>patchett used to be a secondary car4
>it's now a secondary AMCAR
literally.
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Saw Massacre Aced any good?
Is it ever possible for the saw to be passable?
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>>152279950
>patchett used to be a secondary car4
That was the Compact-5.
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The best thing about playing Dragan is no cunt steals your character
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>>152280005
It's shit, you really need to get every single saw skill, maybe play with Jiro or Sydney perk decks.
And for the price of playing at low hp to do any real damage, you get be.
Flash banged,
Tazed
Cloacked
dazed by gun buts
sawing through shields is stupid HE rounds and shock and awe both do that job better.
Saw doesn't even benefit from any melee skills.
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>>152280775
AND have no ammo and no ammo pickups!
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>yfw you realize the boat on Birth of the sky can actually hold bags in it,

Too bad the ladder is worth shit.
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>>152286039
>cheating with extra bags
>can't go down ladders
>VH
anon pls
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What are some good ARs I left well before the re balancing of everything it all just seems weird to me now. car-4 still king?
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>>152287374
no,all guns are good now
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>>152287374
M308 (Full-auto mod)
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>>152287549
Really?
How the hell did they manage that?

>>152287585
Cheers.
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>>152287374
AK 7.62 or M308

You can forget about all the 40 damage rifles, their accuracy suck balls.
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>>152287985
gave basically everything a shit zillion ammo
also weapon mods now do almost nothing for the most part, base stats are far more important
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>>152248078
>tfw m4 is gunfu
>tfw it's good and fun to use
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>>152280750
dragan is my favorite heister, im always surprised when i join a lobby and someone took him from me
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>>152287985
All guns are the same shit now, that's how.
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אוי ויי , אתה הגויים רעים ! קנו התוכן להורדה שלנו ! אנחנו נמצאים במרחק של סטודיו עצמאי קטן ואנחנו צריכים השקלים שלך ; )
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>>152291487
Alright I chuckled
Nice one
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is this game good again?
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>>152253552
>some overkill fuckhead stole my mask design
guess i better make a new one
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More toys when?
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>>152294763
>rc tank deployable
>benefits from/is an addition to the turret skills
>manually driven but automatically targets enemies
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>>152295059
>AT mine "throwable"
>actual 30mm APC cannon primary weapon
>LAW secondary weapon
>SABOT (raycast, +damage, -explosion radius) and HEAT (-damage, +explosion radius), and Frag (slower, -damage, -explosion radius, +max ammo, +ammo pickup) rounds for rocket launcher based weapons
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>>152206582
>>152217921
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- I Wasn't Even There (i_wasnt_even_there)
- Situation Normal (slakt_3)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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>>152296536
Piss off
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>>152249563
suppressor skills and acc boost,
72 acc 100 stab
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>>152257524
>sokol players
>gay

bitch you guessed it
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>"i'm going to the vantage point"
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>>152300817
The only good vantage point is the one in Rats day 3 where you can play LMG sniper with a bipod.
Provided ally name tags don't get in the way.
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>>152300817
>>152301205
The only good Vantage Points are:
- H&T
- Rats Day 1 (Day 3's is stupid)
Because ziplining is fun and they're not that bad of a spot to climb to in an assault. They just suck as sniper perches.

Jew Store's is okay but once the assault's going, you ain't comin' up or down there without getting downed.
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>>152301514
Okay I take that back about the Rats Day 1 Vantage Point being "not bad".

I just think it's a great zipline, like the Dockyard one.
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>>152301205
>LMG sniper with a bipod
if you enjoy every single cop in the entire map instantly snapping onto you and shredding you with laser accuracy sure
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can someone suggest a good build for a shitter who just reinstalled this?
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>>152304454
http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mACEFGIKl:eGHJL:gl:fGhIL:ibcdea:pM8:::
be an unkillable asshole by regenning 9% of your max hp every 5 seconds with a roughly 50/50 shot to ignore getting downed, and even if you do get downed, if you kill someone you get back up
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>>152305109
cloacker!!
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>>152305109
thanks friendo
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/pdg/ I'm going to be cancer tonight. recommend me a weapon to use while using the kawaii mask.
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>>152306202
This, or a Bronco .44
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>join a first world bank
>host says STEALTH DUDE TAKE OFF UR ARMOUR
>load in with 3 concealment and throw 3 grenades isntantly.
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Since we're posting builds and I recently got back into the game, I figure I'd share mine so y'all can tell me how much of a shitter I've become.

http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mlr:eACDFgIjkLr:tKlQR:ggJKL:fMnOR:ibcdea::w40-27-5-3-7-29:s49-2-10:a1

Suggestions for improvements are welcome. I'm rusty at optimization.

Unlisted:
Perk deck is Anarchist. What fuckhead idiot at Overkill thought Anarchist was a good idea, by the way?
Both the Raven and the Judge have Concealment boosts equipped, pushing me into a Detection Risk of 4 (and therefore 15% suit dodge).
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>>152303173
nice

then that gives my three other teammates an easier time
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Worth it to get Jack Of All Trades just to bring ammo+C4?
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>>152308714
I do it only ever to bring two doctor bags and like seven first aid kits, I'm not sure if it would/ how much it would reduce shaped charges and if it's enough to fuck with actually doing objectives then I doubt one ammo bag would be worth the cost
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>>152308714
jack of all trades isnt worth it unless one of the items youre bringing is sentries
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anyone wana do some chill loud heists?
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>>152310098
join group chat nigga, im already in game
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jesus fuck, can they do the goat simulator heist even more unfun ?
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>Doing DW hoxout because I'm bored and need the money for more mail-order raifus
>Host is spamming all-caps about how he wants to do the daily and not use any keycards on Day 2
>Sure, why not
>Holy fuck why are they so bad
>I held the bottom floor of the garage for five minutes solid, alone, while being swarmed by greys and shields and tasers and shit and waiting for these retards to realize the hack was done and press the button on the computer to lower the bollards
>The entire time they're spamming shouts at me because I'm "not with the team"
>We get to Day 2, and I politely ask them to chill it with the shouting - I know what I'm doing, I never went down once
>"haha sure :)"
>In-game, endless shout spam from all three of them
>Alright, I see how it is you fucking monkeys
>Do the entire heist, save all of their asses multiple times, traded hostages twice to get them back in the game
>Every time I'm nearby or within their vision range they shout at me
>Finally, Hoxton is done downloading his porn stash
>I grab the server and make it to the stairs to the garage while they're tied up with the shields and shit I zipped past
>They catch up to me, and as soon as I hear the first shout
>Card the door
>they freeze
>"WICK - - PLEASE FOLLOW"
>You have been kicked.

Life is good, my friends.
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>>152311535
Forgot to add: host was your stereotypical Wick shitter, his friends were a Clover and a Jimmy, and I was playing Jacket.
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>>152311673
if wicks are all shitters, what about the other characters, like bonnie, sokol, rust and the rest?
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>>152314908
Chains a best
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>>152315273
that doesnt fully answer my question
what about the other 12 or so characters
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>>152314908
OG PD2 crew players are usually good players, both in temper and skill
Hoxton players are meme loving fucks
Bonnie players just want to be different or are into THICC
Sokol players are undoubtedly all gay
Dragan players are chill, typically really fucking good at the game
Rust is too new for me to form an opinion yet
Clover and Sydney players 100% weaboo trash, they only play clover or sydney because they are their waifu. they're also terrible
Jiro players may be either weaboos, actual japanese players, or picked jiro for no discernible reason
Bodhi is usually the wick player if wick is taken
Jimmy players are usually cool people, skill wise they're either pretty good or pretty bad, no inbetween. expect banter
Jacket players are either fucking garbage, or will carry you the entire time. no exception. not objective focused, likes hurting other people
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>>152315685
as a rust player let me say this
im generally good/above average but cannot into stelf to save my life and will not hesitate to bully shitters/kick people, but at the same time help legit new players
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>>152315685
>Bodhi is usually the wick player if wick is taken
this falls apart when you realize when your preferred character is taken you get a random one
the worst day of my life was when I was forced to play as jiro
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>>152315685
Guess that makes me a meme of questionable skill.
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>>152316326
you can set multiple preferred characters
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>>152316621
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>>152306424
what ar is that?
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>>152314908
>>152257524 has a pretty good rundown. My personal rankings are:

>Dallas
Usually a bro. Commonly good at getting people's shit together.
>Chains
Always bros, always hilarious. Typically armor-heavy, 99% of the time has a saw.
>Wolf
ANGEREY WOLFE KIL COPS
>Houston
Rare, usually quiet.
>Hoxton
Meme machines.
>Wick
Worthless garbage. I have never met a good Wick player.
>Bonnie
Dykes or chubby chasers. Moderate skill level.
>Clover
Waifu fags or GAMER GURLZ. Typically garbage.
>Dragan
See Chains.
>Jacket
Either likes the unique soundset or is really, REALLY into Hotline Miami. The latter has become more rare as the Hotline Miami hype has died off. Good at murder either way.
>Jiro
You've got a 50/50 chance of a total bro and a Wick-tier piece of garbage.
>Bohdi
The resurrection and sex change from Baldur's Gate did not go well. Bohdi players are losers and idiots.
>Jimmy
Complete wild-card. Could be unstoppable and amazing, could be an idiot who gets distracted for ten minutes by tying his own shoes.
>Sydney
The choice of waifu fags into shemales because Sydney said "sit on my dick" once. Usually bad.
>Rust
Similarly to the character, more often than not a veteran player who is tired of Overkill and bored with the game.
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>>152316859
m308
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>>152315273
do bad chains players exist
>>
get the f*ck up XD
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>>152317303
WICKETY WICK WICK
ON MEEE M8
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What's the name of the mod that forces cheaters to play with permanent bulletspeed?
Too fucking tired of BRs with literally every single skill in the game unlocked
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>>152319110
some chode joined my game with that shit when I was using dlc unlocker like fuck off guy who are you
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>>152315685
dragan a best
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>>152319165
If possible, allowing DLC unlockers and such obviously
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>>152307801
If you're using shotguns for both weapon slots, why ace overkill? May as well use those 8 points elsewhere.
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>>152308714
jack of all trades is worth it on all builds tbqh, and only costs 12 points for just the skill

for stealth builds, you can bring an armor bag/tripmines/etc. along with ecms, or for loud, maybe a small sentry with your double med bags to cover a power box for a few seconds

or hell, maybe even a plain ecm to convert a swat turret on your way towards the escape

either way, it's pretty damn valuable to have a 2nd deployable in any situation
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>>152319912
Speaking of Go Home, Jack! is there anyway to rebind the swap deployable key?
I use X as my deployable but it also swaps it, so I need to select the deployable I don't want to deploy then use X to deploy the deployable I want to deploy and it gets mighty confusing and I trip over myself.
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I would like to install a mod that lets me see my drill/buff/etc. timers.

What's preferred: hoxhud or pocohud?
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>>152320117
Poco's floating labels lets you keep an eye on both drill positions, and, if you look at them, their status and time.
Hox's static labels will always tell you a drill's status without looking at them, but you'll need to figure out which drill is which and where it is.

Aka Poco > Hox2
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>>152319493
The swap speed. Being able to have an HE Judge out in an instant when I'm suddenly faced with a skulldozer has saved my ass at least three times since I started playing again.
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>>152320216
OK, I think I did something wrong. Unzipped the pocohud archive to my payday folder and now the game won't even load. Am I missing something here?
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>>152321129
BLT
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>>152320408
can't live without aced overkill anymore
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>>152323292
I know, right? With Aced Overkill, I don't have to git gud and stop running around DW like a jackass.
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>>152320408
I actually didn't know Overkill Aced had swap speed bonus.
Implications...
http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mlNR:eADEFMNoR:tMnOR:gJL:fHjl:ibcdea:pM8::w61-3-6-17:s49-23-1-7-11:a1
I don't know...
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>that one guy who pretended he couldn't live without critical hits anymore

And you still fucking blew the lab, asshole.
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what are body expertise breakpoints?
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>>152327218
Underrated.
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>>152327292
Well since body expertise is headshot multiplier * 5/8, just do:
Cop HP / (headshot multiplier) * (8/5)

And then figure out rounding and damage granularity shenanigans in-game because I'm personally not going to look that up.
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>>152327218
kek
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>>152327292
The long guide has a table. I'm not going to sift through it so I'll say 50, that's enough to 1 shot body shot anything that's a shield or lighter on non-DW, with body expertise ace. 45 is enough for tan bodyshots on non-DW, and 60 is enough to 2-shot the elites on DW. 40 for 2-shot otherwise.
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I legitimately just got caught in day 3 Framing Frame because I was looking at a fucking painting.
Do I kill myself now or later?
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>you can get boosts for weapons you don't have the DLCs for
thanks gage i'll do well with this total ammo boost for the plainstrider bow i won't fucking buy from you
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>>152329978
>2016
>not having an unlocker
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>>152330153
why would I want this memeval shit even for free
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>>152330153
>having an unlocker
>not banned yet
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>>152330634
>thinking unlockers are bannable
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>>152330958
>2016
>thinking
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>>152331518
>2016
>existing
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>>152331745
>current year
>verb
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>>152331745
>2016
>>
>>152331745
>2016
>>
>>152331861
>>152331868
don't act dumb
>>
THIS PLACE IS CRAWLING WITH COPS
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is it possible for twitch to die before the escape even becomes available on watchdogs day 1 or is that just desync because we were all sitting on top of him as he pulled in and he just died
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>>152335056
I don't remember if they fixed it but his car was just behind the corner so you could rocket it and kill him
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>>152335056
Should be some hardcore desync here although it should be possible in theory he dies before reaching the point.
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>tfw my friend cant solo stelf jew store
>tfw he has 100 hours

is he terminal, doc
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Daily reminder the Overkill developers are composed of sane peoples who totally understand how the game work or it should be balanced and it's entirely your fault if you find some weapons or perk decks unusable.
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>>152316869
>Worthless garbage. I have never met a good Wick player.
I think I'm one of the few good JW players.
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>>152340006
I hate to break it to you but you're bad
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>>152337273
>it's entirely your fault if you find some weapons or perk decks unusable
That's something I've usually said in the steam forums. Now with update 100 you can really build for that specific heist if you wanted.
>>152340204
Rate my character choices over the past 2 years.
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if we can move 400 pound safes the same speed we move gold or guns, how heavy are artifacts?
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>>152342476
a pound
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>>152342612
same
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lol this game

I have maybe 80k kills with the m308. Since the 100 update I can meme build with the Predator. It's now my #3 most-kills gun. 4? w/e

Just sad. You don't even need health regen in this game. If you do you're a scrub. Sentry players are probably the worst because you can skill build yourself to be a walking turret
>>
i really want a vietnam pack
>LMGs
m1918
stoner 63
type 99
>rifles
m1 garand
m1 carbine
mas-36
>SMGs
sterling
m12
ppsh
>pistols
hdm
nambu
>special
law
m20
y/n
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>>152344128
>that many weapons in one pack

hah
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>>152344128
We arleady have the sterling in game though, GL-40 is basically m79 which is also a vietnam war gun.
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>>152344128
>If you do you're a scrub

Come on, m-muh grinder build
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>>152198729
This is a dumb strategy. For maps like Framing Frame, Murky Station, Election Day D2, Big Oil to a lesser extent, Big Bank and so on it's always a good idea to remove guards from rotation. Makes bag-moving quicker and smoother - and harder for your shitter friends to fuck up. Fuck you Philip every DOG DAMN time.
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>>152345501
i like to leave 1-2 pagers just in case personally

you never know just who is gonna walk through that door
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>>152345965
I used to be the same way until I started properly utilizing trip mines. Nine heists out of ten you can control the area with them well enough that you always know what's around the corner, at least if you choose a single bag-moving route and stick to your guns. Besides, saving pagers just in case you fuck up is planning to fail and then pop it for damage control - in my opinion, it's just smarter to set yourself up for winning by killing that guard and removing him from rotation entirely.
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Post most used mask
Rate most used masks

I rate mine 6/10 stole the idea from /pdg/
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>>152346297
but for elephant heists, killing 3 or 4 guards (cant remember) triggers an inspector
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>>152307801
Fucken retarded build senpai
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>>152346515
In Framing Frame day 3 there are 6 guards who patrol. If you kill four, you have two left. At that point a third shows up, patrols the entire house then bugs out completely, leaving you with two guards again - those two are easy as shit to track by placing tripmines and spycams right, and after that it's just a matter of moving bags.

In day 1 it's even easier, because the guy who arrives when you kill for is mostly content to dick around outside the building where he's always predictable and in plain view.

As for Election day, that one I'll give you - it's really only worth it to kill three guards, because if you kill a fourth then the backup shows up and you go even anyway. As to whether or not he fucks off after 10 minutes like in FF I don't remember/I've never tested.
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>>152346475
i just use wicks shades on sokol, dont want hude that qt face. plus i prefer stelf, wearing a mask that sticks out doesnt make sense thematically
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>>152346707
>stelf
Can't spell stealth?
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>>152346794
stealph? i can type stalvv just fine

>not knowing ancient memes
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>>152346909
it's called soft
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>>152346794
>>
Best stelf soundtrack?
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NOW PUT YOUR CUFFS ON BITCH
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>>152316869
>chubby chasers
The best thing about Bonnie is that she is *not* your fucking waifu. She's a big, crass, northern lass, like some kind of violent career criminal or something.

Plus her civ shouts and pager responses are gold.
>>
songs you play when you heist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeCEkcvT_XQ

also what are the new break points for accuracy and stability?
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>>152349947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0HA-tMN1wE

>also what are the new break points for accuracy and stability?
100/100 or go home
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>>152346475
I've never seen anybody with my unique mask.

Don't steal or I'll nut in your eye
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>>152351123
>r9k tripfags in my /pdg/
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>>152348963
do you think she has a big, crass, and northern lass pussy?
>>
>>152351323
puu sh/qHvtl/084e352b4f.mp3
>>
underbarrel weapons when

I need more shit to hang off my gun
>>
>>152351123
Golly. LBV, Thanatos and fucking Faks ! It must be Hanukah.
>>
I like the falcon but really locking all its mods through dlc achievements you can't solo fucking thanks overkill.
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>>152353406
>not using gewehr over falcon
Find some mates?
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>>152353406
give your steam id, get help from professionals, you know the drill.
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>>152353406
Which ones you need? If >>152355860 is up then I'm down too, from there we just need 1 dickhead

Also, Entrapment + It Takes Two To Tango + Sweet Sixteen + Don't Bring The Heat are all pretty easy to solo. Takes Two needs a lot of luck though.
>>
>>152353406

>>152355860
>>152356120
I'l be the extra dickhead if you guys are up for doing funding fathers.
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>>152346680
He does fuck off but I'm pretty he comes back periodically so it's a 50/50 toss on whether you think 4 guards is worth killing.
>>
DARASU

ISSHONI KOI
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I can't wait for @OVERKILL_TM to release #Payday2 #TheBigScam for #XboxOne and #PS4 on October 11, 2016!!
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>>152363284
>consoles getting exclusive shit
EVERY. GODDAMN. TIME.
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>>152363697
>exclusive shit
They are going 485 days with no updates.

It's not exclusive shit, they're paying $49.99 to rebuy the console version with the past year and a half's content.
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>>152363284
>>152363697
how did payday ever make it to console?
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>>152364405
The nose smelled the profits, and they went for it.
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>>152364405
You could do it poorly by just taking existing code and then twiddling paths, special values, and library includes and then pointing your compiler to target the console platforms.

And then you spend 3 years debugging bugs that you wouldn't have noticed otherwise in the PC version, and shit that your poor understanding of computers and the console architectures that make the code not work properly.
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Should I just wait for payday 3?
also any speculation if payday 3 will have
better heists
better stealth
better ai
LESS FUCKING DLC FUCK YOU
kawai hiester as pre order bonus possibly.
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>>152317194
GeneralMcBadass
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>>152364405
It's really odd that offshore gambling was a permanent thing on console before it was on PC.
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>>152365760
payday 3 will never come out, this is tf2 level milking.
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>>152365760
Payday 3 is a meme, it will never come just like safehouse customization.
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>>152365760
Given that Payday 2 support is officially extended to end of 2017, it's not coming anytime soon.
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why did they add micro transactions weren't they making enough from the dlc? and all the merch?
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>>152367692
>enough
No such thing, goy.
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>>152367692
Almir's Update 100 post said "Oh we did it for the sake of the community because we needed the money, We ain't apologisin' for shit".
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>>152366405
I think it has something to do with the way microsoft and sony patch.
consoles apparently take ages to approve patches unlike steam where updates seem to be done weekly.
They probably just enabled it so they didn't have to do burn your cash on this shitty cash dump mechanic events via going through sony or microsoft.
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>>152367979
>Oh we did it for the sake of the community because we needed the money, We ain't apologisin' for shit"

I used to like overkill, I could deal with the bugs, the shitty stealth and the fact a lot of the dlc was over priced. Because I genuinely enjoyed payday and thought the developers were pretty cool dudes. but fuck what a waste of time and money for everyone.
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>>152367979
Almir is our friend. He seeks to liberate us from the material wealth that burdens us.
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Hey guys I'm looking to spice up my payday experience anyone recommend any mods?
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>>152368491
Uninstall.exe really makes the Payday 2 experience a lot more refreshing and fun.
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>>152368767
What game could I play instead?
I could try playing the first game but I don't think any one still plays it
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>>152367692
Devs wanted to go full circle and surf on the skin madness. They knew their fanatic fanbase would spend hundred of dollars without any remorses.


Still releasing your paid content at the beginning of an event celebrating free stuff, especially after some shitty months where there was some 4,99 dlc with weak content. No need to be einstein to guess that wouldn't end well.
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>>152368901
Rainbow Six Siege, Killing Floor, Killing Floor 2, TF2, GTAV, CSGO, or you could just pick up a drug addiction that would still be less expensive and more rewarding than playing PD2.
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>>152369165
>or you could just pick up a drug addiction that would still be less expensive and more rewarding than playing PD2.
I chuckled

I'l check out rainbow six then I heard okay things.
It just feels like a shame payday 2 had so much potential and most of it feels squander. save a handfull of really good heists.
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Which old heist needs a revisit the most and why is it Framing Frame?
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>>152370602
Framing Frame needed a revisit on launch. At this point it needs to be condemned and rebuilt from the ground up.
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Viper heister when?
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>>152371006
The whole game needs an overhaul, really.
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>>152370602
they need to bring back the bug where guards would walk on the roof glass, break it, then call it in
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>>152371625
>Hey I wonder if I could stand on that skylight.
>Fuck
>SHIT
>Okay this is fine.
>I'll just call in a 911 and say someone broke in.
>What's the worst that could happen?
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>>152371573
It's too late

We need to nuke it and start over
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>>152371959
Nuke it, overhaul it, same thing.

We need something that's not on a fucking 10 year old Diesel engine. Either redesign the engine from scratch to incorporate all the shit tacked on over the years or use an existing one because goddamn, at this point, it's a huge pile of hacks like Source 1.
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>>152371959
Payday 2 is diseased. It's rotten to the core. There's no saving it now. We need to wipe the slate clean. Burn it DOWN.
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Can anyone explain to me why the M308 is supposed to be better than a fully modded AMR-16? Near as I can tell it's better at everything. Is it ammo pickup rates?
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>>152373913
>Can anyone explain
Nope.
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>>152373913
With the right skills the M308 is basically 100 acc 100 stability with the potential to do 190 dmg if you just basic silent killer. Acing silent killer is really pointless for all the DMR guns though, M308 included.

So you have an M308 with the best ammo pickup rates, potential to have a 25rd magazine, best acc / stab and high dmg with no DLC needed. Throw in the high value target skill and it's the best thing ever.
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>>152370602
Rats just because it's the most popular and most played of the game.
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>>152375778
He's asking why the M308 is a better gun than the AMR-16.
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I fucking love payday-related drama.
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>>152376310
>that last sentence
OVER THE LINE
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>>152376026
Why even play Rats when Cookoff is available?
>>152376310
That's butthurt
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>>152377009
Because Cook Off doesn't give you 3 mil exp on OVK for 7 bags of meth.

Maybe Cook Off is better for cash because you get paid immediately but for exp, the answer is always Rats.
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>>152377165
>>152377165
>you get paid immediately but for exp
Well that's it. The first three bags on rats are low xp / cash. On Cookoff it's like the extra bags you cook on rats, just applied immediately. Then there's the fact that you aren't limited to cooking 7 and having to leave.
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>>152377616
There is nothing stopping you from stealing the meth back in Rats Day 2.

Even the first three bags, if stolen back, will be $2,665,500 each even if the game says $10k each.
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ded
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What are some pistols can I use without need any Gunslinger skills.
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>>152381452
Bronco.
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should I play payday 2 or finally get started on neptunia?

>>152381452
All of them but the answer is always the bronco best with pistol best without pistol.
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>>152381541
The option that isn't Payday 2.
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>>152381541
you should kill yourself
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>>152381541
Which Neptunia?
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>>152381826
Probably a sound idea.

>>152381831
good one anon, you sure told me.

>>152381982
I don't know I've never played any so the first one.
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When's the next sale?
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>>152377009
>Why even play Rats when Cookoff is available?
>the tension of getting an escape on day one,
>the odds of getting ambushed by the cops or the niggers on day two,
>the suspense of leaving pubbies dealing with c4 on day 3,
>all with a big ass payout and xp at the end.

You just know it's the best job out there.
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>>152381452
Deagle, seriously.
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>>152384920
>>152381452
Deagle or Bronco, both have pros and cons. The Deagle you spend less overall time reloading with, meaning it's more consistent damage. Also has a better pickup rate, unless I'm mistaken. Better for trash cleaning. The Bronco is great for just dumping the entire magazine into a Dozers face for instagibbing him faster than a Deagle can. Both look great and have super satisfying sound, but Deagle looks dumb if you mod it for min-max.

Basically, the Deagle is better for everything except killing Dozers - that's a pretty big minus though, imo anyway. For me it's always primary for everything but Dozers and secondary for bursting them.
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>>152384708
>Escapes are fun.
Typical /pdg/.
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proc

run

stelf
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Whats the best sniper weapon after the reblance?
I just want to snipe entire game do nothing else, no bag move , no snek, just fire gun from away. watch comrades die.
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>>152387874
Kill yourself.
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>>152388108
I hope to see you in game, cloacker kicks you in face. I'l be far away missing him. on purpose
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>>152388547
>c
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>>152291487
nice broken hebrew
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>>152384708
>the odds of getting ambushed by the cops or the niggers on day two,
Just equip C4 and get the info yourself.
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>>152373913
Play Hitman: Blood Money
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y/n
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>>152392751
Meh.
I suppose it's not offensively bad, but it's not great either.
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>>152392751
vagina forehead/10
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>>152386968
Garage is what all those escape levels should look like to be honest: not waiting forever for the van to appear, using special skills make it easier to complete, need actually some strategy with 7 meth bags and four money bags to move in four minutes.

Park escape is the worst one, just so boring.
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>>152340379
>1 Sokol
:(
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what songs do you guys play when heisting?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRL8IzhtRho
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For a single-shot weapon, is it better with 100 stab and 96 acc or 96 stab and 100 acc? Asking for a friend
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>>152394785
vanilla tracks and mod_overrides only. The two followings are my favorites audio mods though:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jssz6mi1m6k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vfl4c40ps5E
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>>152395064
accuracy
stability is recoil so for single shots it doesnt matter
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>>152387690
Fuck off
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>>152394785
>listening to Muslim auto-tunes
Mohammed pls
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>>152392994
>implying you've ever felt one
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Are there any mods to detect hoxhud users. Usually they are obvious but sometimes they dont say anything and they almost slip by
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Sweet mother of mercy the Krinkov is a beast. Best Dozer-weapon in the game by a landslide, it's like a pocket assault rifle. Pair this with an M308 and you just won the game
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>>152396139
5 concealment
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>>152396139
Now handicap yourself and use the Mark-11
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>>152396584
MARK-10 A CUTE
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ump45 when
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>>152396904
Not with that atrocity on top. Iron Sights all day errday.
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>>152397520
I agree, all scopes are horrible. Especially that one. I'm just a whore for min-maxing. Thank god the weapons I actually use look good fully modded.
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Two Three here
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>>152397070
Probably crimefest
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>>152296536
>>152296870
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Hector Begs You For Mercy! (hector_4_jobs)
- Sniperino (any_25_sniper_kills)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)
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>>152396904
what the fuck did you do to your poor SMG
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>>152396139
>>152396904
>using tactical compensator on one of the few weapons that need a proper barrel extension to reach a relevant breakpoint anymore
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART
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>>152373913
>>152376040
much much better ammo conservation
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Heists where bringing C4 is worth it?
I'm finding it hard justifying the skill cost
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How do you know what the ammo pick up rate for a gun is?
is it dependent on mag size or total ammo size or something?
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>>152400095
basically depends on total ammo for the most part, besides that, completely arbitrary
check the long guide for specific info
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>>152400228
just to add to this, some weapons are exception of this rule, such as minigun, bows and crossbows, flamethrower and rpg, that either has fixed values (minigun and flamethrower), use something diferent (bows pickiing it own arrows back) or don't have any ( explosive bolts and rpg)
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>>152400049
Hoxton breakout but if you really don't like using the c4 then its not worth it. You can usually get away with any useful deployable if someone else already has the ammo and doc bags though.
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>>152400049
all of them
any heist with doors
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>>152400554
I mean yeah, but the game actually tells you about that
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>>152400670
Problem is that I'd rather bring saw+ammo/medkits for just doors
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>>152400807
but you lose a weapon if you bring a saw

and trip mines are good for locking down areas and objectives
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>>152400980
Do I need incendiary mines to make them good? I'm not seeing the goodness otherwise
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>>152401171
nah, incen is actually kinda bad, since it damages both the enemy and your team

if you ace the skill that gives it +50% damage thats all you really need. trip mines are powerful, you can set one down in a high traffic area and lock it down
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There are like 2 spots in the whole game where you can setup an lmg bipod
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>>152401770
crouch and press 3
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>>152400049
art gallery
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>>152401495
>and lock it down
Yeah until it explodes
once
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>>152402743
you have 14 trip mines figure it out
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>>152402851
What I've figured out is that it's not good
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>>152402913
you can either use trip mines as a pseudo grenade, place it down then leave it in sensor mode, and when the time comes pop it with a bullet, or you can use them as a cloaker prevention, power box protection, or whatever
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>>152400980
ive used both saw and trip mines+charges
saw is worth sacrificing a secondary weapon, especially if you have a raven with ap slugs/he rounds and/or are doing certain missions like the bank heists/golden grin/hotline miami
trip mines+charges arent worth giving up a deployable, since theyre usually only used when you hole up in one area or need to defend a location, and sentries/ammo bags do that better
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>>152397806
Have you ever tried the Mosconi/Jocelin's and Mac 11 combo? They synergize surprisingly well
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>>152397806
>he hasn't heard of weapon attachment customizer
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>>152405008
That defeats the purpose though.
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>there will never be underbarrel mounts that attach on specific weapons, replace the sidearm, and has a native 80% swap speed bonus
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>>152405774
>replace the sidearm
Trash
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>>152405637
what? you get to minmax but make your weapon not look like ass
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>>152405845
What's the matter?
Too attached to your Crutch of an HE shotgun?
Can't stand another revolver shotgun?
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>>152406046
I like my ammo conservation thank you very much
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>>152393853
I would play him, but I don't have any character DLC
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Overkill team can get a BIG LOBBY together but we cant
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>see DW lobby
>join
>instantly kicked because I had just swapped skillsets and didn't change out the bodybags deployable
>can't even rejoin after equipping another deployable
NGBTO is cancer
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/r/ing in-game screencap of the "i put sode"guy.
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any of you lads still play the old payday
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>>152410457
>He plays PDTH
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>>152413104
>he doesn't
>>>/out/
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>>152410457
I have played it, I own both.

The old Payday is somewhat unintuitive, not complex, has some lack luster animation, and a scary 'Dozer.

The only advantage it has over PD2 is some really stand out heists, such as Heat Street, Panic Room, and Diamond Heist.

Counterfeit and Undercover were ported so that does not count.
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>framing frame day 3 DW
>loud
THREE
FUCKING
FUSEBOXES
RIGHT NEXT TO COP SPAWNPOINTS
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>>152413295
PD2 on the other hand is WONDERFULLY complex, giving many types of builds to work with even on Deathwish.

My old build was muscle focused, but I recently switched it to be the Maniac perk deck with the removal of Press Space to Win.
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You guys hyped for the Safe House customization?
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>>152413578
ill be hyped when its actually here and working
until then i dont care
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>>152260937
>sights
Speculator and Combat sights are my personal favorites.
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>>152413578
Never been hyped, I think it's a stupid concept from the core
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>>152413295
I liked the original paydays system of play X to level them up and unlock more weapons better than the current black market payday system.
I just wish the graphics were better played 2 way more than 1 and I feel like I missed out when it would be really good to enjoy.
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what would make stelf fun?
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>>152417002
>this bitrate kills the eye
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>cook off
>17 bags
>we're all out of supplies and limping
>3 peeps at exit
>host insists on staying and getting to 25 bags
>van left and we made 3 more
>everyone died
>"Restarting in 3..."
>everyone left
What a good waste of actual 800 kills.
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>>152418358
>cook off
>17 bags
>only 800 kills
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>>152417002
I would only stealth if I could turn on the carry stacker mod. Other than that I'm not going to stealth. Can't trust the randoms that join so it's always a solo effort...
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>XX-100 tryharding on Overkill
Why do these people exist?
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>>152418785
Infamy doesn't mean anything really. You're better off looking up that asshole's hours and then commenting.
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join chat DW no fags allowed
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>>152418581
Letsee...
800 on my end, 600 on someone else, the host had 500, and the fourth slot was a dude who left early at maybe 200 and he whom replaced him was hit 200.
If Poco isn't lieing.
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>>152419542
>Poco shitter
>complain about something that could've been solved by hosting own game
Everything makes sense now
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Why is my favorite shotgun also the worst?
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>slug mosconi and flechette judge

this much fun should be illegal
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>>152420178
>slug mosconi and flechette judge on hostage taker+grinder dodge build***

this much fun HAS to be illegal, right?

the only down side is there's no easy way to get a cop to surrender, sine you're melee pretty much always does 300% bonus damage (i like the reload speed of bloodthirster, crucify me)
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>>152417002
going loud
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Randomly my game's framerate, in both the menu and in game, will drop to like 5-10 for a few moments, then go back up to 60. It's never done this before, I haven't changed anything between before it started and after it started, beyond checking then later unchecking enable workshop

Any idea what could be causing this?
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Hotline Miami DW join chat
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How can we make cloakers more balanced ?
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>>152424990
buff them
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>>152424990
Remove the shit where they turn you around automatically to kick you.

After that, make is to a kick from behind is an insta-down, while a kick from the front only knocks you down and stuns you momentarily.
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Reminder that there are no bugs in stealth.

>doing erection day DW
>fuck up outside
>2 guards become alerted, path to railing but dont shoot or sound alarm
>walk away
>they still dont shoot
>head back inside
>kill a guard there, answer pager
>triggers another guard
>instead of heading towards me, paths towards the other 2 alerted guards
>stays there, also doesnt call cops
>inspector arives
>becomes alerted
>freezes in place
>go off and finish objective
>objective completed, secure gold and cash
>the only guard that tried to shoot me was the inspector towards the end, he was alerted to the guards and not towards me until he saw me, then tried to arrest me
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There's a bug in the reload animation when you reload while sprinting but stop sprinting before fully reloaded
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>>152413578
Never.
Think about it.
Best case scenario is it's just the current safehouse, except you can customize it with furniture and shit but none of it does anything. Maybe you can invite people to see it, nobody will care. If that's your thing, sure, personally I wish they'd spend that time working on something else.
Absolute worst case scenario is the customizable safehouse is a replacement for lobbies or the main menu.
Imagine having to load all that bullshit and deal with every shithead trying to show off their safehouse to three people that don't care, every single pub. Imagine JUST the loading times.
Fuck no, why do people even want this
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>>152409161
I honestly don't get why NGBTO kicks people on join for deployables and equipment ON JOIN instead of ON SPAWN.

God, that would fix about half of the cancer.
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>>152424990
Always go into the police brutality mode when they knock someone down, none of that bunny hop chain-downing stuff.
I'm more concerned about tazers, who can lock you in place instantly, waste your ammo if you don't find them fast enough, violently jabs your screen too much to get a lock, and allows other cops to shoot you at will and force an actual down instead of a "soft-down" like prolonged tazing or cloaks.
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>>152425320
Yeah 105.2 broke reload animations while sprinting.

Why is it so hard for devs to do basic regression testing?
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this corner on HM day two is a safe spot from the fire and you can repair the drill without losing any armor
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>>152426006
>CHEATER
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>>152426006
>he can't finish HM DW without cheating
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>>152426220
>>152426259
>bad goy*
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Why do ammo pickups even give you zipties now?
What's the point?
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>>152426220
>>152426259
I didn't do it the other guy just meleed it to reset I was just showing
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>>152426280
I'm talking about the fire glitch, don't give a shit about unlockers unlike the other guy.
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>>152426280
>>152426006
>Being poor

>>152426308
Shitters cant control their civs, hey atleast is not "Taking 5% of dodge being crouching and giving + 5% of dodge to standing still because I'm too stupid to crouch" tier of update
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>>152426530
>giving money to Overkill
m8
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Is there a mod that removes the stupid infamy card poses?
I want to see my fucking gun, not flip a shitty roman numeral card forever
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>>152427346
If only it were possible to hold guns and cards at the same time.
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>>152427346
Get gun skins :^)
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>>152427626
That only works for guns with skins.
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>>152427803
That's the joke you stupid
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>>152427346
Google gives me results related to a mod called "Poser."
There should be something simpler, something you throw in mod overrides, but I can't find anything.
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>>152427626
>>152427803
you're fucking me
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>>152427626
>>152427803
>>152427962
kek
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shit like the G3 with assault kit gets awful ammo drops, right? or is that just the DMR kit?
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>>152427963
You know what, I'm going to see if just taking the bloody normal anims with holding weapons and renaming them the card anims and throwing that shit in mod_overrides does anything. Standby.
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>>152428434
Roger, godspeed
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>>152426308
Why not?
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>>152428493
This is beyond my capabilities.
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>>152428493
>>152429538
Nor is my googling, try http://lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=14409
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>>152425252
I still think it's funny when you periodically just start the heist and a camera's already full alerted and the alarm sounds
Literally no idea how it happens and I've only ever seen it on Election Day day 2 stealth and Firestarter day 2
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>less curved magazine makes the gun shoot harder
>significantly harder than any other weapon mod for any other SMG
What fucking witchery is this Gage
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>>152431402
Not shown: Overpressure Ammunition.
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one spot Alesso DW loud
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>>152431402
it's gotta twenty tree round CLIP so the ammo goes real fast
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>>152430021
Just what I wanted, excellent
Thank you Anon
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why is fireden still down

god damn
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>>152433503
Shit is up 4 me
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/
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BIG LOBBY
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>>152367692
Which DAY would you PAY and why is it all of them?
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>there's no point to half the weapons in the game because everything hits the breakpoint you want
hmm
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>>152431659
If my hands weren't so persistently sweaty, I would've thought bread gloves were a neat idea.

But on top of being shitty stale bread that is probably tough and chewy to maintain form, I don't think I want to taste my sweaty hands in every bite, not to mention it'd drive me nuts if I couldn't use my hands for anything else or wipe them clean until I'm done eating.
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>join a big oil DW lobby, it's already in day 2
>host: OK GUS 3 CABLE GREEN CAN UH WHAT'S 5783 DIVIDED BY 0.07
>EXACTLY 82614.28 PSI
>WAIT
>404 PSI
>Hoxton: "oh i already bagged two random engines lol"
>they get into a FIFTEEN FUCKING MINUTE argument because the host says the needle of one engine is pointing at exactly 400 and not 404, not-hoxton says there's probably 1px difference in 128x128 resolution
>in the end they agree to take the "400 engine" on the helicopter
>"wtf its gone"
>it's literally missing from the table
>there's only two bags in the whole map, both the engines shitter hoxton bagged at random
>they somehow deleted the fucking engine from existence
>Connection to host has been lost.
I have no fucking idea how they do it
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>>152436507
It's for the best.

The 400 engines are guaranteed to not be correct according to the Long Guide.
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>>152436507
Why couldn't they just use the Big Oil calculator or just pick up a bag and see which one it was?

Heaven forbid they have to submit TWO engines instead of one.
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>>152436681
thanks for the input reddit. now learn how to fuck off. is that in the long guide
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>>152436507
>EXACTLY 82614.28 PSI
oh lawd the scientist was making a bomb all along
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>reading the Long Guide is reddit
What did he mean by this?
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>>152436802
>long guide is reddit
hello newfriend
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>>152436895
Cool kids learn from the game instead of a boring guide.
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>>152438005
But you are a shitter instead and here you are
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I've never read le shitter guide and I know everything there is to know about the game
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>>152438257
ok
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>>152438005
im sure youll find out all about things like damage granularity and things like why guards get stuck on shadow raid
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>>152438005
Not saying it isn't possible, but it'd take you a long time to figure out even damage breakpoints on your own. Unless you were a HUD shitter.
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>>152425898
why don't tazers have a stun cooldown? they can instantly zap you if you're in LOS then if you free yourself theyll just zap you as soon as they stop flinching/stand up
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>>152438849
>caring about breakpoints
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I wish I was a good melee.
But I ain't spending 20 bucks for a game I have little interest in. So I guess I've got to just deal with Infiltrator and it's lack of armor regen.
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>>152439319
don't act dumb
>>
critical hits are worthless, right?
>>
PS4 version patched to remove microtransactions yet?
>>
PSA: There is no movement accuracy penalty anymore
Fire Control Aced says:
>Your accuracy penalty is decreased by 20% when shooting while moving
Which is a really misleading way of saying IT'S A 20% ACCURACY BOOST
YOU ONLY NEED 84 ACCURACY TO HIT 100 WHILE MOVING, 72 FROM THE HIP
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>>152433731
i meant the search function mostly
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why are sokol and his fans so gay
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>>152439748
>30% chance to do headshot damage on a body shot and double headshot damage on a headshot
it's ok
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>>152442387
Because the chill heisters are playing dragan.

https://vine.co/v/OYE7QZtZ9nz
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>>152442387
because sokol is the cutest heister

and i also like dick, but thats a given
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>>152444113
Whats wrong with the right side of Tom Cruise face
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>>152439748
Low investments for big results, it's "balanced".
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>>152439748
>significantly improves your dps for low investment

worth
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>>152431402

It's not actually just replacing the magazine, it's replacing the internals so it can chamber 10mm ammo because it's a MP5/10.
>>
http://lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=17275

Overkill is falling behind
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>>152446570
Modding communities, once they have tools, will always produce more (and sometimes higher quality) things for the game than developers will ever.
I'd love this game 100 times more if it had custom map support out of the gate a la Hammer. Modders are incredibly capable, and restricting their ability to produce content is sad to see
>>
>>152424990
No one is going to read this, but I propose bringing down how much health they have, reducing the range of their kick, and since they don't wear head armor, make their head especially vulnerable
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>>152248078
how would an italian build go? SPAS, Mateba...

>>152248423
I remember before the great weapon overhaul, finding joy in having finally found a worthy smg secondary, at least the Swedish K is good now.
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>>152444421
>removing the jacket/sokol pic
>implying sokol can't work his charm on even the most russophobic men
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>>152440272
Are you sure about that?
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>>152447857
>post unedited version
>people complain
>post edited version
>people complain
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>>152445161
>Low investments
losing a perk deck because you need dodge and not getting to use many weapons isn't a low investment
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>>152449271
its a low investment for a dodge build
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How do you order your guns? I am not sure if going by category, rifle, shotguns, pistols, smgs, others, going by loud-stealth-loud-ecc
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>>152449752
since every gun is almost the same now, I only have five primaries and five secondaries, one for each build.
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>>152449752
>first page for minmax and fun
>rest of the pages devoted to each gun in the order it appears in the shop
>each gun renamed and modified to resemble real world firearms
it gets a little annoying when you have such close approximations but it's just a little bit wrong
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>>152449320
>and not getting to use many weapons
if you like akimbo and nothing else maybe, enjoy no good shotguns or rifles
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>>152449962
>raven, mosconi
>bad
>famas, 553, car, etc
>bad
>judge, loco
>bad
>gl40, china puff
>bad

ALL THE DAY BRO
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>>152449752
primaries: two pages for assault rifles, one page for battle rifles, one page for LMGs, one page for sniper rifles, on page for shotguns, one page for akimbo
secondaries: two pages for pistols, two pages for smgs, one page for PDWs, one page for shotguns
one page for good looking weapons designed solely for aesthetic reasons and one page solely for meme weapons like the RPG and minigun
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>>152450030
>defending the raven, car-4, judge, or china puff
maybe you'd understand why it's so limiting for your build if you didn't have this much brain damage
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>>152450129
oh yeah the only concealable guns are pistols right :^)))))

suck my cuck you sub XXV shitter trying to front on me
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>five days until next dlc.
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>>152450263
most strong weapons aren't very concealable minus a very small handful of exceptions
unless you're acing the skills then there isn't much wiggle room to hit low concealment for dodge and/ or crits
it's not really hard to see why akimbos are preferred for crits since their relatively low damage is offset by them and their very high rates of fire and ammo pools/ magazines
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>>152450837
>most strong weapons

famas is one of the best DW ARs and it's also super concealable
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>>152230179
It's not like SWAT don't use mp5's for sharpshooting out of helicopters.
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>tfw no good porn of sokol

life is pain
>>
>>152451654
Not that anon, but what? It has no accuracy or damage, it's unwieldy as fuck.
I really, really want to like it, but it feels like a piece of shit, especially if you mod it for concealment.
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>>152237794
Framing frame. It is the best for gold heisting. Preferably with pubs.
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>>152451774
>high pickup rate
>is a bullet hose
>72 ACC with appropriate skills
>like 26 concealment
>hits 46 damage breakpoint with relevant skills

its bretty gud
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>>152451654
the famas is a good DW weapon but it is far from one of the best because of its lacking accuracy
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>>152451679
And bronco cops are the most dangerous snipers in the game, I wonder what kind of absolutely retarded skills they're picking to reach damages that high
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>>152451774
>>152451842
pic related

if you want you can hit 27 conceal at the cost of 4 acc, as pictured
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what's the best lmg, weapon mods included?
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>>152452536
They're all good.
Just slap on a bipod and they all work as for weapon mods. just make sure you're using a bipod.
maybe boost damage as much as you can, every stat on a lmg will always be trash.
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>>152452536
I like the buzzsaw because of its ammo and fire rate
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Am I just being a shitter or is Train Heist a complete mouthful of dicks to stelf?
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>>152306424
Hey, that's pretty neato!
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>join FF projob
>get to day 3, stelf
>"ill go alone"
>not even 5 minutes into the heist little nigga trips the camera alarm
>host leaves 90 seconds later when he realizes that DW loud framing frame is like putting glass down your dick
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>>152307798
>>
if i plan to kill 4 guards and have tripmines on FF day 3, where do i put spy cams
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>>152452631
i assume fuck stability since i can use a bipod almost anywhere, might as well boost accuracy then
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>>152453591
Two in the mezz lounge and one in the corridor connecting the mezz lounge to the bedroom. You don't really need them anywhere unless you get a mezz lounge vault, then you need all the help you can get.
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>>152454406
You know I never actually miss when I'm using the bipod. I don't know if its true but I think the bipod helps accuracy aswell.
But yeah the other anon is right buzzsaw is great, but so are both Ksp's. Those three are probably the best.
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>>152452536
I use the rpk because it feels like a big assault rifle with how relatively quick it reloads
46 damage and whatever accuracy/ stability since the bipod takes care of that, I modified it with all wood to look as good as possible
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>>152453414
>believing pubbie can stand still for more than three minutes without screwing up.
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>>152436334

Then there's the danger of accidentally biting into one of your fingers.
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>>152447984
>complain about people complaining
>people complain
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>>152453317
It's not the worst but it does suck.
>>
What are some fun missions to stealth in this game?
so far I've only really enjoyed shadow raid and murky station.
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>>152457582
Well those two are the most comfiest ones.
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>>152457582
The Diamond.
Big Bank.
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daed gaeym
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>playing hoxout on __overkill
>just there to try out a new build
>grab kc near the start
>retards waste the rest on the doors to the main room and end up having to drill the objective doors
>time to go
>i run back to the room and waste mine on a door too
>"did you guys want that?"
>connection to the host has been lost
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>>152462807
daed goyim
>>
>Sticky on Bans saying they ban for people who used SAM

How is that even possible? Did they stick in a cheevo that basically flags you a cheater if you have it, for those who just hit unlock all? Or is it a case of "Hurr I have all cheevos cause I used SAM!" on forums?
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>>152465871
They can probably detect it somehow, but they have no way of banning you. Aside from banning you on their forum or something.
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>>152465871
>>152466187
>Or is it a case of "Hurr I have all cheevos cause I used SAM!" on forums?
That's basically it.

Also if somebody goes out of their way to prove that the timestamps on achievements show that a guy used SAM.
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>>152467024
>>152466187

Oh okay, good that I like private profiles then.
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>>152462807
(yuo)
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>>152465871

Some people who use SAM for Infamy, for example, unlocked all of them at the same time or just a few minutes apart.
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>>152454776

The RPK is a Bootleg that can't ADS
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>>152454776
>he believes in the 46 damage breakpoint meme
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>>152467904
>few minutes apart
Most shitters don't actually know how to use SAM or think they'll get caught so they go into a heist, give themself a few hundred bags, infamy, then repeat until they're XXV-100.

It's pretty sad.
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if i used sam would i get my fucking paid for falcon unlocks?
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>>152454438
>>152453591
I wouldn't put one in the corridor. Put it in the kitchen and cover the corridor with tripmines. They do a better job with the limited access and the stairs, and the cam does a better job of covering the open kitchen area.
>>
YEAH
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605th for shitty PD2 SMF videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeLsxZwstjg
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>Doing Big bank
>Some guy has saw as his primary
>Vault opens saw all my boxes start to saw the next set
>He stops sawing and says this to me
>>
bread game
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>>152454892
>>152453414
You know what's great about PC gaming, Alt tabbing the fuck out of waiting time. What's so hard about doing this, just look at the time and wait 5 minutes.
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>>152474063
I want to be confused?
>Join a standard Bank Job DW
>they are the end, opening the boxes
>I enter and the host is sawing them open while the others 2 stand around doing nothing
>odd
>I aced lockpicking so I start lockpicking
>Host: "so you think I am too slow eh?"
>Kicked
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>That Jacket's piece four seconds reload,

And there are people defending this piece of shit.
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>>152478689
lockpicking is slow as shit still compared to a saw but he's the idiot for kicking you
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>>152465871
basically if you unlock 2 unrelated achievements at the same time
no SAM shitter unlocks everything one by one
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>>152447973
Fuck off John
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Looking for some heroes to help with unlocking achievement parts for weapons.
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Have u ever noticed how the senator doesn't have a bathroom in his house???
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>>152481927
He shits gold bricks into the vault.
>>
SHUT DOWN, THEY'RE BLIND
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>>152453317
It's actually quite easy. Just clear the entire lumberyard of its 3 guards. All civs eventually walk into that area so zip 'em and move them away from view.

From there you have a few options. You can safely drill the far-left door to help you get an understanding of where the vaults are. Up to you to go ECM or saw from there.

Since it's stealth there's absolutely no reason to not go jack of all trades. Go with trips. Mine the stairs. Mine the turns. You'll keep tabs on all guards. The real bitch is just waiting and moving bags.
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>>152484354
aaand with your secondary deployable just grab an ECM or body bag. w/e works for you. One civ will drop a card. One drill will open a vault. One ECM will open a door. That's 3/6 doors opened.

Silent motor saw. btw. That's what I would do.

and you can climb the ravine on the lumberyard spawn side to get across in order to rewire the box without being a nub who runs down the catwalk.

also you can go up top too. there's a 45 degree angled beam you can climb up. if no guards are up there, just book it.
>>
Sidearm/Primary/Secondary when.
>>
secondary/secondary/secondary when
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>>152486334
But why?
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>>152478689
>Host: "so you think I am too slow eh?"
This is too funny.,
>>
>>152480321
>>152487150
Wanna know the icing of the cake? He was slow, this was before the Saw nerf mind you, and back then you could see people sliding across the vault room opening those boxes but he was half done with just 1 section.
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>>152484354
>using silent assassin
>literally kill all the guards in 1 minute due to lucky placement and my trusty AR
>ah ah with some luck this was so easy
>regret doing it immediately because it takes a million years to move all those fucking bags by myself
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>>152486334
Fucking never. This game is already too much easy now.
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>>152489828
I still can't do deathwish
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>>152481927
Even the niggas in Rats day 1 & 2 have bathrooms.
>>
>>152481927
How else would a senator remain full of shit?
>>
>>152479886
how about save at least one round before reloading
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>>152492784
Underrated post.
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>>152491240
then you need some mates.
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>>152468024
the bootleg doesn't get a bipod
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>>152491240
if your problem isn't just running out of ammo then another gun won't help
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>>152493541
My mates aren't great so they stick to very hard.
Is dw impossible with pubies?

>>152493837
I'm not the side arm guy, I was just saying that even though the game is easy deathwish is still hard for me.

side arms sound cool though, or would if pistols were weaker right now their to strong. Really what they should be instead in revamp melee weapons.
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/11048008
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>>152494925
imagine posting in the wrong general
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>>152494717
>very hard
not sure if this guy is being serious
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>>152492993
>how about save at least one round before reloading
>with some 1200 Rof

Yeah, for sure.
>>
>>152494925
go back to /utg/
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>>152495612
what
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>>152495969
no
>>
>>152496251
you have to go back
>>
>>152496354
but I like it here
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>>152496495
nobody cares
get out
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>>152479886
>Jacket's piece
When it came out it was a pretty cool uzi because hotline miami had a lot of buzz and it was the first weapon to have a "skin".
Now that all guns have skins its just not worth the style points, mark 10 or kross vertex are both better and mark 10 is in the base game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPFDD2mqCwY
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>>152495852
git gud
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>>152496495
>>
friendly reminder the m308, amr16, mark 10, and bronco have been in the game since launch and have always been top tier for their weapon class
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>G36 can't even reach the 40 breakpoint without huge acc sacrifice
ovk pls buff my gunfu
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>>152498676
>needing accuracy
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>>152498871
if i wanted to spray my lead in random directions, id use a shotgun
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>>152499024
>if i wanted to spray my lead in random directions, id use a shotgun
Id use my dick
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>>152497673
I cant aim so I dont use any of those
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>>152500151
epic upvoted upkarma xxD
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>>152498676
It's 4 fucking accuracy
It doesn't fucking matter
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>>152497673
I just can't use the AMR16, shit has no fucking ammo. Even when you bring ammobags and are standing on top of one it's a PITA.
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>>152508828
Nigga just use single shot for cops and full auto for specials, and you are golden, it's the same with krinkov
>>
LBV Crook or Suit Rogue?
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>>152509002
You'd have to be a special type of retard to use more than 1-2 shots on each cop even with fullauto locked
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>>152509003
Crook
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>>152315685
jacket carry reporting
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"YEAH"
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>>152514683
Don't act dumb
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>>152514683
Mugi is a nigger
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>>152478201
>>152454892
>>152453414
i shoulda specified that the little nigga was the person that said "ill go alone"
>>
>>152498676
>Wolf's signature gun the JP36 can't break 40 unless you throw a mod on that reduces accuracy by -12, putting it at about 35 acc

Why did Overkill make all the vanilla guns shit
>>
>>152517052
so people would buy the DLC
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>>152517052
What the FUCK are you talking about?
>>
>>152517052
>>152498676
Reminder that the OVK breakpoint for tans is 39.85, due to damage granularity
>>
>>152517669

Not that guy, but accuracy under 90 is pretty much intolerable.
>>
>>152518961
Just ace Fire Control and 64 accuracy magically becomes 91.
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>>152518961
Ammo under 150 is intolerable to me
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I remixed the alesso heist song today.

https://youtu.be/Q_JuKl_bTKA
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>>152519479

Well you wouldn't need all that ammo if your gun was more accurate.
>>
>>152519986
>use AR for close/mid range
>whip out bronco for long range
so hard
>>
>>152518961
alternatively move a little closer to the cops and it doesn't matter
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>>152519931
eh
It's not bad, but it's not great imo
>>
>>152515369
this desu
>>
>>152520497
Thank you, I appreciate your honestly, but not bad is a pretty good reaction. I've been shaking off cobwebs, haven't been producing everyday like I should, it's been a 3 months hiatus.

I do have the advantage of there being nearly zero payday remix despite it's popularity.
>>
>>152520172
>not bringing an explosive secondary

>>152520224
But the cops are all the way over there.
>>
>>152521282
It's because Simon Viklund can only produce perfection.

Not sure if he actually made the Alesso track though.
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>>152521282
The 8-bit chiptune that's brought to the foreground around 1:30 is really jarring. Feels out of place when it's at the forefront like that.
>>
>>152523253
>you will never be so bad at this incredibly casualized game that you can't even play without a crutch HE shotgun, so bad that you don't even understand how cop spawning works and why it's counterproductive to snipe faraway cops
feels pretty good desu
>>
>>152523761
I just needed something that'd stand out, maybe I can figure out a sound that'll won't get too overshadowed without being too different.

Thanks for listening.
>>
What's wrong with the FBI files thing? I click on someone's name, takes me to the FBI files and I just get redirected to the FBI files homepage.
I just want to see their damn skills.
>>
>1-2 second didertence between reloading at 1 round left and 0 rounds left

jesus christ do you play a fucking parkinsons patient?
Youre able to outgun hundreds of trained FBI and SWAT units, but it takes you 2 seconds to chamber a fucking gun
>>
>>152526169
try reloading at 1 round left then
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>>152525884
It's really, really fucking slow.

It has to load some shit before the actual files start showing up.

Worse if your computer is a toaster.

I only ever use it to get their Steam64 ID.

>I just want to see their damn skills.
pd2stats.com is still up.
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>>152526243
not what my post is about retard
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>>152525884
Takes forever to load m8
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>>152526304
>pd2stats.com is still up.
Any mod to make it so that clicking their name brings up pd2stats.com then?
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>>152526496
What I do is I click on their name, and then copy the Steam64 ID that you see in the top right.

Then I just open up pd2stats and then feed it said Steam64 ID instead of having to go through the effort of digging up a profile link or something.

As for mods, I wouldn't know. Check lastbullet.
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>>152526343
makes no didertence to me.
>>
>>152526795
>>152526496
All the game does I think is launch a URL with the Steam ID so it's probably just a one-liner mod for somebody who knows what to do since all you're doing is launching pd2stats.com/whatever instead of overkillbuttware.com/fbifiles/whatever.
>>
Why is it that whenever there is one of the shitty 30/51 or 80/136 cops on screen, i take way more fucking damage (like at least 3-4x) than if it's a wave of greys and tans?
>>
What the fuck is the Safe drop rate? Once a week?
>>
>>152531901
Weaker cops do more damage.

The logical conclusion of the rule is blue-shirt uniformed officers carrying Broncos.

>>152532058
Yes.
>>
>>152526169
tactical reloading is fun to keep track of in my imo
>>
>>152532058
>>152532196
CS:GO got their own reset webpage, why PD2 does not have one
>>
>>152532431
Because it's one week from when /you/ got your last drop. There would have to be steam integration and people still wouldn't use it.
>>
>>152525146

>bad

Just lazy desu. I don't feel like hard-carrying with Flak Jacket / Crew Chief / AMCAR / 88.

Also
>having to be such a tryhard that you only kill cops in optimal locations and not from far away for ____fun____
>>
Is there a version of goonmod that works with the latest update?

I need to cheat to get some weapon mods.
>>
>>152533779
The latest one
>>
>>152533779
Literally the actual one, remember to force mod you wanker
>>
>>152533779
>implying using gage coins is cheating

the existing system to get attachments is retarded
>>
>>152534067
>>152534161
My bad, didn't see that the latest update removed the gadget state thing.

>>152534216
I'm just calling a spade a spade. Still gonna do it.
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yes or no ?
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>>152535473
No.
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>>152535473
There had to be a better pattern anon
>>
Just wondering if anyone has ever informed SC that the "S/MG Specialist" skill in DMCWO has never worked
>>
>>152447984
>worrying about complainers on /pdg/
found your problem, friend.
>>
>>152519931
my problem is I can't imagine shooting cops to this.
placed in the context of "poppy techno" it's perfectly fine. but that feels like an absolute failure for a payday tune

although I also hate shooting cops to Alesso anyway. So you're at least as good at making payday music as Alesso himself.
>>
>>152537395
This goes for 4chan all over.
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>>152368401
install wolfhud
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>pubs that want to wait for drills in diamond store stealth
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>>152540509
>not going for a 100% secured loot run, looking for gage packages while waiting for the drills.
>>
>>152540705
If I wanted to waste my time I'd be typing this instead
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>>152494925
>no junkrat
this is /pdg/ you know
>>
>>152540794
Dude the safes have a chance to add an extra 300K. I find it to be worth the wait.
>>
>Dr Miserable is the new weekly
>figure I can probably solo it
>get into the lab easy enough
>literally the only note that spawns is the PSI on the computer

I didn't even know that could happen.
>>
>>152543390
Notes spawn all over the house, nignog.
>>
Does PD2stats even work correctly anymore? It's showing me a lot of people with tier 2+ skills while missing the needed tier 1 skill. I doubt everyone is hacking.
>>
You have 120 seconds to name all the heists where picking items up in casing mode is not a waste of 3 points.
>>
>>152547118
Bank Heist Cash
Bank Heist Deposit
Bank Heist Gold
Jackie Cha- DAMNIT
>>
>>152547118
big bank for you
any heist that has loose keycards that you start in casing
>>
>>152547118
uhhhhh
Big Bank if for some fucked up reason you need the extra keycard and it just so happens to spawn in the cafeteria
still not worth 3 points
>>
>>152547806
>any heist that has loose keycards that you start in casing
Are there any others besides bank job and There Are No Bugs In Big Bank?
>>
>>152547930
In theory you could also do diamond/jew store and stay in casing, have allies smash the cases, and you pick up the loose jewels, increasing the instant cash profit by 30%
>>
Framing Frame Day 3 rework when?

So. Much. Waiting.
>>
>>152548254
Full FF rework when? Day 2 is physically painful to play through with the pauses in-between every single scripted event
>>
>>152531901
the lower health cops deal a ton more damage than the armored cops and on Death Wish are about as accurate across the map as if they're right next to you still
>>
>>152546565
>I doubt everyone is hacking.
well this is payday 2
>>
daily reminder youre doing it wrong if you didnt get at least basic shockproof.
>>
>>152497673
>Mark-10
>Top tier
Really? I always thought it was terrible compared to the Krinkov and never looked back, what is it better at?
>>
>>152533758
>killing cops where you can pick up the ammo
>try harding
>>
>>152552951
40 round magazine, 27 default concealment, 1000 rate of fire, can hit relevant damage breakpoints
even back when it had an ammo pool of 80 it was still a top tier pick as either a high capacity sidearm, dps bullet hose, and/ or strong stealth-gone-loud weapon
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738th for the drama over being banned from community forums.
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>>152554067
>i wont be able to play anymore

as far as im aware there are no game bans for payday 2???
>>
>>152554264
He's saying he has actual cancer.
>>
>>152554563
>in a game i wont be able to play anymore because of your major ignorance

he's not saying his 'circulation problems' are why he cant play, hes saying hes banned from playing (???)
>>
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>tfw pro job FF day 3 stelf
>tfw having trusting RNGesus to not give me shitty vault spawn
>tfw it doesnt matter because i accidentally trigger a guard after killing 4 of them
>>
>>152557850
>not just killing 2 and leaving the rest alive in case you get spotted
>>
>>152557850
Sensor mines.

FOURTEEN SENSOR MINES

Stealth couldn't be easier now.
>>
>>152558303
Not that anon.
Leaving 4 alive makes your life harder, and is almost planning to get caught. If you want an emergency pager, then go 3/3. Otherwise, kill 4 guards as soon as possible. You can track the surviving two easily, as well as the inspector, with trip mines. The inspector leaves after a little while, so you don't have to worry about him.
>>
goyim
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>>152558676
This, with four alive you can't hope to always know all of their positions. With only two left and tripmines + a spycam or two to top it off you have full map control and it's just a matter of moving bags on whichever path the guards aren't on right now. This goes double for Big Bank, where killing four guards inside the vault area on DW only leaves one live guard who you can also easily track with tripmines.
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>>152562530
fully loaded epic goy
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>>152562530
Daily reminder all veterans have the bad goy tag
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>>152563279
>Daily reminder all veterans have the bad goy tag

What did he mean by this?
>>
Somebody make a new thread.
>>
>>152564427
quit taffing about and make it yourself
>>
>>152564684
>>152564684
>>152564684
Safe house customisation
>>152564684
>>152564684
>>152564684
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