/lozg/ - The Legend of Zelda General

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Reminder that Sheik is MALE

Shit I missed the Live Nintendo @ Gamescom Was there any BotW stuff, just watching it now.

https://youtu.be/Y0hbHxvKCro

>>152246951
They talked some of Zelda yeah. Nothing new was really shown at all though if I recall.

>>152246951
I don't think so. There was just pokemon if I recall correctly.

>>152246951
Ah, it's on now. https://youtu.be/iGP2KOiqe5w

So nothing in today's stream?

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>>152247194
Anyone got translations of the quiz?

>>152247194
Seems like they are squidding right now.

Was the Zelda quiz any good?

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>>152247401
That implies someone watched it at all.

>>152247552
>the q2 girl as nu-link
>nobody watched it
Are you guys ALL gay?

>>152247597
Post pics

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Sorry I've been gone for awhile, been back and forth to the doctor and haven't been feeling all that great.

So far these are the dungeons with more than one vote, that need to be reduced down to 16 Total Dungeons for the Dungeon Tournament.

Vote for the 16 dungeons out of these that you want to see and I will update them over the course of the day and try to have it started by tomorrow or Sunday.

If there is a dungeon or dungeons that aren't listed that people really want to see, post it, hope it gets enough votes to make it in from other anons.

1. Tolle Tricks (Amazing Tricks)
2. Mächtige Monster (Mighty Monsters)
3. Hyrules Helden (Hyrule's Heroes)
4. Okkulte Orle (Occult Places)

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>>152247717
See this question is unfair because nobody played the Oracle Games...

>>152247821
A lot of people have actually played the Oracle games, they're really good games.

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>>152247821
9/10 /lozg/'s can't answer this question...

>>152247552

Can I get a source on that, please

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>>152247676
Glad to see you back.
Here are my choices. You wrote Turtle Rock twice.

>>152247926
Because I can't speak German. I'm gonna assume its B though.

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>>152247926
>spirit tracks
Bad pick Resident Evil fanboy, it was 50 Hasen.

>>152247965
So I did, oops.

Got them tallied.d

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>>152248057
It's not fair, nobody played Oracles...

>>152248187
A

>>152247943
Pixiv. Just search "Zelda" or "Legend of Zelda" in japanese and eventually you'll find it.

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>>152248187
Holy shit, this was too easy, he answered it while being asked.

Everyone has played a HW game now, far more than those who played those bad Capcom/DS games.

>>152248312
Stop trolling German.

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>>152248312
>hiding concert tickets behind a game nobody played
NINTENDO!

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>>152248446
>timefuckery question
Wew lad.

>>152248309

Got it. much obliged

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>>152248573

>>152248387
Not trolling. Not german.

>go to sleep
>wake up to gay thread

Welp

>>152248759
>qt Isabelle cosplaying as Blue Tunic link
>gay
lol

>>152248809
Look at the OP pic, horrible picture

So now that I know HW is allowed to be discussed, does anyone else feel the TP map is a tad-bit harder than the other maps?

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How could this happen?

>Link's girlfriend is Itachi
Huh, didn't see this coming.

>>152248940
I'm still amazed one of the prices is fucking Monopoly. Germany you suck.
>>152249028
He does make good eggs.

>>152246928
Autism.

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I love this house for some reason.

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Have a wonderful day.

>>152251172
Well the guardian arm coming through the wall has some subtle implied drama. I like that.

>>152251181
Don't tell me what to do you freak.

>>152251172
What is really interesting to me is Hyrule itself. Great Plateau seems to have been moved (its elevated and surrounded by a mysterious fog), while Hyrule Castle also seems to be elevated or over a chasm of land, perhaps this is where the original Great Plateau/OoT Castle was.

Which makes things a bit more interesting in terms of implied geography. Especially with these random houses all around. That house in particular and the snowy mountain.

A lot seems to have changed in 100 years.

>>152251459
Don't be rude, Anon.

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>it's a "half the master quest maps are limited to Zelda" episode
Fucking hell. Dominion rod is the only weapon of hers I really like, and it still leaves you vulnerable as shit to anything that doesn't get caught in your combo.

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>>152252382
>It's an "A rank with the Baton" episode.

>>152252382
>>152252502
>It's a "Play as Cia without fapping" episode

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>>152248940
>Zelda Monopoly
Does... Does it use rupees instead of dollars?

>>152248932
Judging the hard on TecmoKoei has for TP, it's not surprising.

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>>152252902
Sad to say, that's a yes and no answer.
Now post plump.

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>>152253165
Always praise the plump

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>>152253427
PLUMPER!

>>152253427
Stop being gay.
>>>/lgbt/

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>>152253479
How plump can it be?

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>>152253427

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>>152253683
That's perfect plump

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>>152253935
Plumpness is a matter of perspective after all.

>>152254297
And what an excellent perspective it is.

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Less lewd stuff, post something cute

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>>152255197

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>>152255197

>>152255274
CUTE!
CUUUUTE!
I want to try and flatten that tuft of hair so badly!

>>152255274
>Guess what?
>Pigeon butt!

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>>152255197
Here's a cute.

>>152255506
Gross..

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>>152255197
>post something cute
Ok.

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>>152255769
I'm probably going to burn down most of the Great Plateau before I ever get off it.

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>>152255197

>>152255978
>I prefer Anal

>>152255769
That's adorable

>>152256286
That's too lewd

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>>152255197

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>>152256401
>facialabuse

She just keeps getting better and better

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>>152256489

>You are now noticing SS Zelda is ahegao in this picture

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>>152256912
OoT & TP - God tier

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>>152256993

>>152256401
>>152256912
>>152257279
Why do these make TP Zelda out to be some hard apathetic bitch with an S streak?

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>>152257279
What's a pols prick and why is this image so shit

>>152257423
Well...look at her. It just fits.

>I-It's not what it looks like!
WHORE

>>152257567
I know she's barely in the game, but she's not like that at all

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>>152257546
>Midna
Aaaand she fixed the problem.

>>152257546
Why do none of them cater to me? I need a 5 minute reload.

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>>152259461
>OoT
Bitch it might be.

>>152259461
TP is god mode again
WW a shit

>>152260018
Hide the kink TP, they won't understand/

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>>152260295
TP still on top tbqfh

>>152259461
>Is this your first time doing this?
No, but it's my last time, you cheeky cunt.

>>152260295
Why is that background giving me so many (You)s

>>152262907
I bet she has a gross butthole.

So we're not gonna get anything from Gamescom, are we?

>>152263831
Chances are no. I honestly don't think we'll get anything period until the game is out. They're trying their hardest to cover up everything so it's all new and exciting.

We may get one final trailer towards the release though.

>>152264525
I wonder if they 'can't' show anything else.
Like, if they showed anything outside the demo, it would hint at NX functionality so they're not showing newer stuff from later in the game.
I'm getting OoT Launch flashbacks. We didn't know about Link ageing in that game until it came out.

>>152264780
It is possible. But they could potentially just use the Wii U version and skip over the NX capabilities.

I think there is something in the game that is common that may hint at something major.

>>152264963
Oh? Any ideas?
When the whole "it's screen only device" theory was being bounced around I saw someone say that you could lay down points on the map that Link would visit when you turn the game off or when you're away from the console. He would visit those points and gather stuff based on a probability of acquisition rule so that when you turn the game on again, you have loot to use.

http://segmentnext.com/2016/08/17/report-nintendo-nx-is-using-tegra-x2-chip-more-powerful-than-x1/

>>152265251
That sounds neat, but ultimately like you don't even need to play the game to get stuff, which sucks. But optional.

As for what would be so common, who knows. We've seen areas and environments, but we haven't actually seen any other shrines or dungeons. We haven't seen any towns or NPCs really.

Maybe it has something to do with that, because those things all exist outside of the Plateau. Maybe a type of underground metroid connection. Aonuma was toying with that idea a couple years back on having interconnected dungeons and areas. Who knows, maybe they just want everything to be a surprise so we're not spoiled, which in this day and age, I do appreciate.

>>152265261
>WHO? Website
>Doesn't cite source
Nah

>>152265649
There's NPC's and houses in the games reveal trailer. A few even get blasted by the guardian. They are tending flocks on the left and right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6BeAtdoELY&ab_channel=GamersPreyHD

>>152266354
A lot has changed since then though, things may be perhaps split apart or removed. I'm positive they're in the game, but they could be having some type of inter-connectivity with areas other than just 'overworld', or their might be story/timeline assumptions based on what we see now.

But really like I said, they probably just want us to explore and find it for ourselves instead of dumping info on info on us.

>>152265261
Handheld. It's clear as fuck.

>>152266946
Someone mentioned the idea of time travel. Link wears the cloak to avoid being recognised and being made an icon.
But you're probably right. Although, they are trying to sell this game on a new system as well as a gimped, not particularly popular system. They need to do something to draw in sales.

>>152267328
While true, they definitely made an impression at E3 that got people hyped. I imagine one last trailer with some stuff to do will be good enough to draw in the crowd about a month or two before launch.

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So, I missed lozg durning the whole fem Link scandal. What was lozg's opinion?

>>152268189
Delete this picture and skin yourself.

>>152268189
FUCK OFF

>>152268189
/lozg/ didn't even exist back then.

>>152268189
That nobody who actually likes Zelda gives a fuck about female Link.

Women like Zelda for fujo reasons and men like Zelda because its fun. Only nutjob radicals on the internet give a shit about pixel gender equality.

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>>152268621
Oh, I don't care about equality. Who the fuck said equality?

I am interested in pixel gender variety, though. Spice of life, and all that.

>>152268189
delete this

>>152268189
A female Link is a dumb idea just as a female Mario or a female Harry Potter.

>>152268189
>tumblr nose

This by the same person that made that game concept where Zelda's the hero, Link is a pampered prince, and Ganondorf is some scholarly diplomat? Where hero Zelda didn't make use of any of the abilities any Zelda has previously shown in a game, but was basically a generic RPG rogue and it was incredibly obvious the artist had barely any familiar with the series>

Because that was some shit.

>>152268827
That's fine. I couldn't care less about who you play as in a game, but don't take established series with established things (with lore directly contradicting it) just to make a point.

Make something new and creative and use those assets instead. Shit look at the new Ghostbusters, its awful because nobody wanted that, they wanted actual funny actors and stuff that could hold their own, not women for the sake of women. They could have taken that concept and made something unique instead of slapping the Ghostbusters logo on it and causing a huge stir.

Its dumb. Just like the Samus/Newhalf shit is dumb because it was a stupidly obvious joke 30 years ago, and also undermines one of the first if not the first major female in gaming just so everyone can be inclusive and happy. Make something new, don't change things that everyone has grown accustomed to.

You want a Zelda with a female protag fine, but don't expect Link to ever be female. You can play as Sheik, Midna, Cia, whoever on their own little spin-off titles that could be fun, or you could make something like Zelda like Okami that stars a female. Its fucking dumb, like making Mario a female, because why not, lets all have equality and shit. No, make a new game, I don't know how about the Princess Peach game, that is actually fun and unique?

>>152269294
Making new things is hard.

All they want is a quick "win" by changing what's established to fit their progressive/inclusive narrative and put the patriarchy/white men down.

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>>152269294
This, this and this.

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I need pictures of Ravio

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>>152270652

>>152270892
Fuck you, now I'm hungry.

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Best final boss fight.

>>152273054
As far as atmosphere goes, I agree, it and SS are right there are the top. As far as oh shit, I'm gonna beat your ass this is a complete package, TP wins.

On another note, so far every 3D Zelda game with Ganon has had tennis. How do you think BotW will incorporate Tennis with Calamity Ganon, or will it be relocated to Phantom Ganon much like WW?

>>152273534
Tennis is more of a Dorf thing.
So far we only have a best Ganon, so I doubt we will see tennis.

Also, TP's final boss battle is good but it has a big problem: shitty horse fight.

>>152273709
I don't mind the horse fight, I personally really liked it.

But yeah, Tennis is a dorf thing, but it has been in every 3D Zelda with him in it. Though that isn't saying much really.

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>>152274870
The stuff Link has on this arm looks pretty similar to what Ganondorf has

>>152275091
They shop the same clothing stores.

>>152275091
Old theory is crazy old and no more relevant now.

>Now visualizing Ganondorf trying to shop at Malo Mart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vISBI_C_bJw

>>152275487
I wish I could shop at Malo Mart.

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>>152275487

>>152275487
Malo's face is NOT okay.

>You will never walk into Malo Mart and find a gang of Gerudo warriors giggling and dancing to the music.
>They aren't going to form up on both sides of you to get you to join in on their high kick dance.
>You won't lose track of time in all the fun.
>Two of them won't wink at you as they exit the room and one of them slips you a note with their phone number.

>>152276724
Have sympathy for him, he takes after his mother. I'm not sure the poor woman can actually leave her shop in Ordon.

>>152277156
>their phone number.
Degenerate sluts, using shiekah smartphones instead of fairies.

>>152277432
>Mental image of a Gerudo milf irritated that her Gerudo teen daughter is always texting.

Why do we have links to Zelda threads on lewd boards in the OP?

>>152278570
Because the OP is a faggot

>>152269220
I think this was art by a person making fun of Clockwork Zelda, in fact. Dresdon made some comment comparing his Zelda to Linkle, and saying how Linkle wasn't creative. Tumblr other guy essentially responded with "No bitch, here's your shit recolored green. It's Just Link but as a girl, you fucking hack."

RPG rogue looked fun to play, though, and it makes sense that Wisdom Zelda Protagonist would have a different skillset from Courage Link Protag. I'll play some generic RPG rogue shit.

>>152269071
*I haven't followed the new Ghostbusters much. I plan to watch it someday, though. Was it intentionally genderswapped to make a point, or are you projecting? Was it actually bad on it's own merits, or do you have rosed-lenses?

*If you don't change shit that people have grown accustomed to, then you aren't actually making changes. What is the point of a change if a thing isn't actually changed? Changing shit people are accustomed to is the only things worth changing, ever. Comfort zone vs expanding horizons, and all that shit.

*There are plenty of existing options for protags in the Zelda series. I'm not against them, either. But I also don't see the harm in doing more redesigns of the primary character when there is literally a new protag in almost every new game in the series. Link isn't more like Marrio or Harry Potter, or even Commander Shepard. Link is more like generic Assassin Protagonist from Assassin's Creed. They're all different peeps.

>>152278570
So that people can lewd without bans

>>152279072
But they can find that themselves.

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>>152269294
>It's just as dumb as wanting female Mario
Be against the idea all you want, but this lame excuse for a counterargument needs to stop. Nobody has ever seriously wanted a game with a female Mario, because Mario hasn't been androgynous in half his appearances, hasn't been long-believed to be a self-insert, and is always the same person rather than a series of vague reincarnations.

There are clear reasons that this fell on Link rather than Donkey Kong or Captain Falcon or whoever you want to pull from Nintendo's roster. You can call them idiotic reasons based on misinformation or wishful thinking, but don't pretend like this came out of nowhere.

>>152279551
>androgynous
Please go be a fujo somewhere else

>>152279848
What the fuck is fujo?

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>>152280434
The only people who think any Link can be called a girl are just people who want to ship him with guys or want to fuck him themselves.

>>152279551
I don't see why the counterargument can't be lame when the argument, in any situation like this, is already weak.

>Important well-known character should be [oppressed group]!
>But they've always been [not oppressed group].
>It shouldn't matter what Character is!
>Then why are you trying to change them?
>Shut up, [term for person against oppressed group]!

is there any video game character stronger than Link?

>>152279551
>Nobody has ever seriously wanted a game with a female Mario, because Mario hasn't been androgynous in half his appearance
You can't be serious. The fact Link is androgynous doesn't make his gender more or less prone to being changed at will.
It's not a lazy excuse, it's a fact. Like is male, has always been male and he will always be. Despite him being different in each game, he is the stample character of the series, like Mario, DK, Nathan Drake, Banjo, Solid Snake. And he is male. And like the characters I listed, he will forever be male, because that's what he is.

Enough bullshit. Enough weak justifications of unecessary changes. Give up. Link is not your free and empty jar where you can fill your own desires and ideas. He is a character. And you do not change a character.

>>152282310
Kirby, duh.

>>152282325
Link's never even been androgynous. He's a bit of a bishi in TP, and definitely more pretty boy in BotW, but he's got very obviously masculine musculature, no matter what the plump memers say because they were tricked by the shading into thinking Link doesn't have lats.

>>152282715
I am a plump memer myself but I do it for shit and giggles. What >>152279551 says is completely stupid.

>>152282573
I'm not taking about Hero of the Winds Link. I'm talking about Hero Chosen by the Gods Link with the power to transform into wolf and has the strength to lift Gorons. I'm talking about Link equipped with double clawshot to grab your ass twice as you try to run away. The Link with the ability to grab the souls of ghosts and rip them apart from their ghost bodies while doing sick spin jumps. You know, the guy who can make a fucking tornado from throwing a boomerang, That Link.

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>Why isn't Link a grill?
Sorry bois, but?

I prefer to assume that Samus is Link from before a great cataclysm. Even the hair is similar.

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>>152284498
Linkle != Girl Link

But she is a cute.

>>152284813
Samus is too hot to be Link.

>>152252502
>tfw i took that screenshot and get unreasonably angry whenever i see it posted

>>152285603
It was a very rough cataclysm.

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>>152284498
Only good for porn.

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Who needs linkle when you have this?

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>>152279551
I'll be honest with you guys, when I first saw Link is the first SSB, I thought he was a girl, a weirdly masculine girl... maybe it was because I was 5 or maybe it was the fact that he wore earrings and a skirt.. Nevertheless I find it funny that people want a female Link since hes always been a chick in my eyes.

>>152285901
Why? You created one of the best reaction images ever.

>>152289351
He did say unreasonably

>>152279551
So as long as you're androgynous its alright?

Ok then, I want Female Spyro. I want Female Crash. They're animals, hard to tell. I also want female Pit. What about Female DMC3 Dante?

As for Link, he's hardly androgynous beyond your own made up world. Some of them having toned and bulging ass muscle and clearly look like men, and as of SS the Hero is always based on the first hero, a man, this also continues to have a dichotomy of male/female with Zelda, and a female Link destroys that.
>>152284813
Samus has a backstory though, one that doesn't involve the planet that houses Hyrule at all.

>>152281167
Sounds like someone is projecting some social justice warrior insecurities.

Link is literally a dozen different characters in the same canon. It's up to you if you want to take it to an emotional place and say that every Link is the same guy in your heart or whatever, but they are literally not the same guy.

>>152290040
They kind of are as of SS actually. They may not have the memories or anything and may look slightly different, but they are the same guy. Just the same as Hylia and Zelda are one.

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>>152290040
The fuck are you on about?

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Goodnight

I want Male Saria, Male Midna, Male Ruto, Female Darunia, Transgendered Dog-Flamingo Ganon!

>>152290826
Why did they build it under ground though

>>152291164
So that Calamity Ganon and/or assassin robots would not destroy them?

>>152290831
Link should be a gerudo that is science genius that invents his own clocks.

>>152291164
Because, they're Demon Towers. Don't believe the Sheikah Lies!

>>152291406
Wrong, she should be a Lizalfos that lives in the water that builds biodomes.

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I want to turn Cia into an honest woman!

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>>152291940
She's as honest as they come.

>>152291360
Aren't they supposed to prevent Gannons?

>>152291715
>she

IT'S XE YOU SEXIST MISOGYNISTIC RACIST HOMOPHOBIC XENOPHOBIC BIGOT THAT IS LITERALLY HITLER

>>152293127
We don't know what they're for.

>>152292345
They're all honest when they cum.

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>>152293127
You like cannons? I got cannons. I got big cannons, small cannons, and medium cannons. So come on down to Gannon's Cannon's and get you a cannon today!

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>>152293270

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>>152293454

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None of you are Link, go away.

>>152293884
But I am frequently Link.

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>>152294008

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Poor Cia

>>152294942
She can't Triforce

>>152294942
>You will never comfort Cia by gently massaging her ass.

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>>152295181

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>>152293884
hello i am here

>>152293628
See, now that just confuses me.
Does Cia want to peg Link?

>>152293884
I can be your Link tonight.

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>>152295523
I wouldn't put it past her.

>>152295523
She wants to posses his soul, so either she wants Link to worship her as his goddess instead of Hylea or she simply wants to become Link.

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>>152295312

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>>152294942
Will Link ever love Cia?

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Hey Cia, look at what you can't have.

>NPC often reference game controller buttons as how to accomplish tasks.
>NPC are apparently on their own less interesting quest.
>Cia says she wants to possess Link's soul.
>All Cia really wants is for someone to hand her the controller so she can play the game for a while.

Cia has done nothing wrong!

>>152297078
>Cia douses your couch as you let her play
>silently passes out on your shoulder when she's at her limit

The life we'll never have.

You niggas posting in a gay thread.

>>152297828
But, you have also posted in the thread.

>>152297896
Yeah, I know. Just letting everyone know this is a gay thread.

>>152298139
To be fair every thread on 4chan is a gay thread in some way.

>>152298314
But it's not gay if it's just the tip, Anon.

>>152298314
Nothing gay on /u/, going on.

>>152298756
Its only gay if balls don't touch.
>>152298764
/u/ is the gayest, but pure gay.

>>152298898
What? All I see are girls kissing and holding each other, what's gay about that? Literally the straightest board in the site.

>>152299045
The Purest Form of Love is always gay.

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>>152299225
>that moment when anon forgets which general he's in

>>152298898
It's only gay if you choke on his dick

Well the ending of Federation Force officially killed Metroid. Zelda, our last beacon of hope.

>>152299470
DELETE

>>152300636
WHAT

>>152300918
Samus dies

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>>152300749

>>152300918
The ending/final boss

Space Pirates capture Samus, mind control her and turn her into a giant. The Feds defeat her and she gets trapped under rubble. Eventually she escapes to help rescue the Feds before shit self-destructs. The entire fight with Samus is just her rolling around in Morph Ball as a giant.

The end.

>>152301137
>Space Pirates capture Samus, mind control her and turn her into a giant

Oh? Any drawings of this on /h/ yet?

>>152301296
I'm sure there are pics of it somewhere. I'm sure as shit there with be a TUBES Pirates comic at some point.

>>152301389
TUBES! TUUUUUUUUUUUBES

>>152302280
Are Sheikah actually Space Pirates in the distant past?

>>152301389
>>152302280
What memes is this

>>152302502
No, they're jews that pull the strings from the shadows.

>>152302502
Maybe?

>>152302783
Very old comics about Space Pirates having a fascination with tubes and other science shenanigans.

>>152303098
Do you have any of 'em? I feel as though I'm missing something

>>152303316
The primary joke is how the Pirates keep having Morph Ball-sized tubes in the facilities they control, often without much security against someone who they know is coming after them and can condense herself into a bowling ball.

>>152303316
Not anymore I don't. Cleaned up my pics a few months back, sorry. You can find them by just typing Space Pirates TUBES though, there are tons of them, mostly stuff about Metroid Prime and their Science Team logs.

>>152303634
Wha...I had never even considered this. I think I'm stupid.

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TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBES

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>>152303958
The Pirates' other fixation is with Phazon, in that using it on a thing will theoretically improve it, in a "Step 3: Profit!" kind of way. It's probably not a spoiler to say that it didn't always work out that way.

>>152304135
Someone needs to make Sheikah versions with them yelling about blue since all their technology is that color.

>>152304795
>tfw Zelda no longer has the Triforce of Wisdom in Downfall and Ganon no longer has the Triforce of Power

>>152268621
Is that why every single girl i've ever met that liked zelda only played tp?

>>152304795
>those carpenters

But they're gay though.

>link not wanting Malon
I'm triggered.

>>152306328
Those are Zelda Cycle people. TP was their first game, so its a master piece, then they try SS and its awful and bad because its not the first game they played, but when something after SS comes out, SS is amazing compared to it and TP is still a hidden gem.

>>152306523
They're not. The entire reason they quit working was so they could go try and score with some Gerudo chicks.

>>152306654
But you're wrong though. They wanted to be thieves, not hook up with the gerudo.

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>>152304795
this is always funny

Would /lozg/ be interested in having tournaments in Mario Kart and/or Smash Bros with just the Zelda characters available?

>>152309359

I'd like it if someone spent some time figuring if we can set up a FSA event of sorts with Dolphin Netplay

>>152310518
It's possible, but the latency is going to be a big problem.

bonbonbonbobnbobnbjg

>>152312829
That's rude.

>>152310708
It'd definitely be a problem for me sadly, shit internet out in the country is shit. US really needs to pass a law that cable should be available everywhere.

>>152313021
I'd agree, except instead of getting cable companies and Google fiber to expand, we'd just get even shittier government run internet that would receive no support. Like everything built during the Great Depression.

>>152313237
Well that is true, but certain companies should be forced to expand. I mean shit I have comcast (they still suck but better than satellite) like 10 minutes down the road, but they're like "Nah, we don't want to build near the lake, tough shit faggot".

>>152246928
Sheik

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Designated

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holy shit not even the designated helped, second designated

>>152295735
That doesn't explain the room of Link portraits in her mansion.

>>152318653
Cia wanted to peg Link, while he's fucking Lana up her butt.

As Cia and Lana are the same person.

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>>152318381

Good night, /lozg/
Dont die while i'm gone

>>152321901
Good night.

Dream of Fi.

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>>152321901
You can't tell me what to do!

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We ought to collect bump pics for the Euro hours
Bumping a general what a joke

i will stop bumping, if thread dies, thread dies

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>>152324418
Thread as dead as Fi

Another win

http://www.gamespot.com/articles/zelda-breath-of-the-wild-takes-top-award-at-gamesc/1100-6442845/

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>>152325441
Okay

The horror of the Euro hours.

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>>152325441
Wish we got more info though.

>>152325546
This is why USA is and will always be #1.

>Cia will never have Link
>the best you can do is get them to fight together in HWL
>Cia will never get Link as her boyfriend
poor Cia you deserve him after everything you did for him

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>>152325850
Alas, poor Cia.
Maybe if she was more forceful

>>152325781
Just watch as Hillary turns you into another Germany rapefugee camp

Hope you're ready for "No" rape stickers

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>>152326660
>Hillary
>he doesn't know

>>152326137
>Cia will never rape Link
Why is there no justice in this world?

>>152327112
>Cia will never wake you up at night because she's horny
Why are we here? Just to suffer?

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Dicks out for Cia

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>>152329279

>>152329379
You got any more

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>>152329783
Not really, just a few random scribbles I used references for out of boredom.

What is the first place you are going to visit when you get BotW? Anything in particular you're going to do there?

I'll probably visit the beach area first and swim around and catch fish before heading off to find some armor.

>>152332998
The Temple of time.

>>152332998
I'd say the castle

But I know damn well that I'm just going to end up visiting every little fucking thing I see.

>oh a chest
>oh a settlement
>oh a cave
>oh a tree

Fuck my attention span

I sank 80 hours into Skyrim before even meeting the Dragon at the top of the mountain and by then I couldn't care and never finished that piece of shit

>>152333197
Just to visit it, not going to do anything else there like find some areas that match up with OoT/TP?
>>152333205
I usually do that in games like Witcher or Morrowind, but I never cared enough about Skyrim to do that. Its not a terrible game, but it feels so...I don't know bland? There are some good quests or areas in the game, but it feels so watered down compared to even say Oblivion, but it does look aesthetically better than Oblivion which was a sea of Pine Trees every 2 feet.

I couldn't tell you how long I spent exploring in SotC though. God I ran through that map like crazy.

>>152333579
Just an example, I couldn't get into Witcher 3 due to the movement/combat despite loving Witcher 2.

It's just that in any game, if something pops up I just go and try and 100% that area.

>>152333729
I can understand people not liking Witcher's combat, it is clunky and janky. I personally like it, I'm not too picky about stuff like that, but it definitely has its faults.

See I'm the opposite, I'm usually not worried about 100% games, I've only ever 100% maybe like 7-8 games in my entire life (some of which are stupid easy), but I love just going through areas and see how they look and the aesthetics.

I really loved that about Witcher, when a storm blows in and the trees just sway, I really enjoy personal touches like that that bring a world to life more. I'm really hoping for BotW to have a living world, Great Plateau seemed a little dead in places, but still interesting enough to explore and enjoy what I see.

>>152333579
>Just to visit it, not going to do anything else there like find some areas that match up with OoT/TP?
I think that for my first playthrough I'll simply follow the flow of the story,without analyzing too hard.

>>152333956
Understandable. Its probably what I'll do, but I gotta sea that beach area and get some armor first. I've wanted armor in Zelda properly for ages now, Magic Armor held me over a bit in TP, but I wanted more.

I'm honestly just kind of sick of the Green Tunic. I always used the Goron Tunic in OoT, was usually Goron or Zora Link in MM, didn't have a choice in WW, usually wore the Magic Armor in TP if I had rupees, otherwise Zora Tunic, SS I didn't have a choice.

I don't know, just glad we got some diversity in terms of actual functioning armor now.

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ded

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>>152329783

This is core reading material and will be in the final exam.

>>152334464
Somehow, I think they will make you actually want to find the green tunic in BotW.

>>152337734
https://youtu.be/fJg3HP36FrM

>>152337810
https://youtu.be/fp7f_nCKfFw

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post fairies

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>>152338006

>>152337810
>>152337883
>2 hours long videos
How about no

>>152338332
>failing the final exam
What?

>>152338332
>DSP How You Don't Play the Wind Waker HD is two 2 hour long videos

>>152338898
I understand Zelda and Sonic are deeply connected but wrong general.

>>152339061
>are deeply connected
Hardly.

>>152340168
Sonic Lost World is one of the best Zelda games.

>>152340231
It's an EASTER EGG, duh duh

>>152340461
>You don't know what an easter egg do you?

>>152340493
Everything that doesn't fit my personal idea of lore is an easter egg. Please, lurk this general more before posting.

>>152342304
>F. category group: Best of gamescom
>"The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild” (Nintendo)
Holy shit. Even Germany is getting hyped for BotW...

https://youtu.be/6XpOSnBS6Pk

Holy shit, a Link's Crossbow question in today's quiz.

What's your favourite item in Majora's Mask?

still here'
I'm leaving for like 2 days, stay awake and slow down

>>152345154
>slow down
>Breath of the Wild wins Gamescom
>slowing down
lol no

>>152345218
>>152345218
Yeah?

>>152347312
Breath of the Wild won E3, it won Gamescom, if it shows up to TGS it will win that too.

There is NO STOPPING THE HYPE.

ALSO
>Schwing
No fuck you Sakurai.

>>152288519
THAT CUTE BULGE

he needs molesting til he stains the dress

>>152347516
Nintendo almost never does TGS.

>>152349835
Breath of the Wild will still win.

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Look at this in TPHD.

>>152350453
Very nice.

I feel really bad for Ilia.

>>152353161
Because she's overly autistic about Epona and Zora?

>>152354861
Yes

>Epona is loyal and would never cuck Link
>Prince would never marry a human commoner
She's destined to be Link's childrens babysitter.

>>152353161
I wouldn't. She got Hero's dick.

>>152355612
>She got Hero's dick
I suppose sloppy seconds isn't too bad.

But I mean it's not really second, Zelda, Midna, Telma, Agitha, it's more like sloppy sixths.

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>>152355693
>Midna
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
OH GOD OH GOD
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HE'S SERIOUS, HE TOTALLY IS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>152355972
>present a ship
>laugh at other ships

Its like Naruto and Bleach never ended!

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>>152356023
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>Midnafags
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>152355972
post Ilia's face when he calls out Midna's name.

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>>152356132
Need to calm that autism down anon.

>>152345130
The Pictograph

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
You guys, kek, you'll kill me with your jokes, wew

>Midna
>Worth a shit
She can't even win a tournament by cheating and people thinks she scored with Link, oh lol, oh lawd

Thanks for the good laugh.

>>152356429
Telma definitely tapped that Hylian booty and Agitha got Link's "caterpillar".