/lozg/ - The Legend of Zelda General

don't forget the tetrafroce

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That sand blower was such a random item to get.
Was it ever used outside of its dungeon?

>>151940442
It's used to satisfy Pipit's mother.

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If you feel like posting NSFW images, head to these threads.

>Hentai thread - Japanise vanilla and yuri only
>>>/h/4345011
>Western porn thread - Western art, vanilla straight, fetishes, /d/, gay, SFM
>>>/aco/78151

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>>151940341

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Reminder that Sheik is MALE

>>151940740
Sheikah has a very manly vagina.

>>151940568
>>>/aco/781511

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Interesting. This symbol isn't the usual Hyrule symbol.

>>151940920
Welp, thank you. That's what happens when you copypaste on mobile.

>>151941017
oh fuck me...WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!!!!??!!?!1

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I WANT TO FUCK FI

>>151941017

but that's just a theory

a GAME THEORY!!!!

>>151941138
FOURTH TIMELINE, BABY

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>You will never wish on both Lorule and Hyrule's triforces simultaneously.

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>>151941430
>theory
No, it's a fact

>>151941567
>sex force
Is this the power Hilda obtained?

>>151941567
Looks like a biohazard symbol.
>Hyrule has been created after various nuclear tests and the Triforce works exactly with Nuclear energy

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>>151941567
i would have prefered if ALBW was something like the triforce of courage was already taken and Link had to get the Lorulean triforce

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Can't wait for the last three HW characters. They almost make me tolerate Linkle. Almost(I haven't used her yet and don't plan to).

>>151941839
I can accept Ravio and Yuugo but ST Zelda? Come on. That was Linebeck's slot.

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>>151941658
Only after a long series of negotiations behind closed doors.

>>151940740
Reminder that u dum

>>151940418
Timefuckery was a better meme, honestly.

>>151942013
While I'm all for Linkbeck, my younger self wanted Toon Zelda for years to reappear, be it Smash or this game. I'm not complaining.

>>151942246
Idk, Fisher-Price is the better meme

>>151940426
Are you seriously implying someone that isn't the Hero can extract the Master Sword from the Temple?

>>151942515
That's more a shitpost. And a very old and stale one.

>>151942558
I don't remember a scene in which someone else attempts it. If the MS were an infallible defense by itself, why have the pendants at all? In fact the sages have to intentionally work together to seal Ganon away, and that's not even involving the sword yet.

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Have a wonderful day.

>>151943313
>I don't remember a scene in which someone else attempts it.
Zelda has to have put it back in the pedestal herself for the adult and downfall OOT endings. Link was otherwise unavailable.

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>>151943443
HE'S BACK

>>151943662
Indeed I am.
Keeping well, Anon?

>>151944046
why hasn't fi killed you et

>>151944046
It's fine. We got some new shitposting guest lately, ruining the flow of the general.

>>151944298
He hasn't yet made the mistake of getting her sexually aroused. That could be fatal. She likes to penetrate.

>>151944298
Because she's quite lovely.

>>151944320
Oh? Anything I should be aware of?

>>151944469
You'll see. He's quite prolific.

>>151944815
Fair enough then, thanks for the heads up.

>>151941828
Well, they screwed up with ALBW. The Triforce shouldn't be split during it at all and Ganon's body is in a completely different location than what it last was.

It can only mean its a retcon that they didn't think through or that there is a game between LA and ALBW now where the Hero of Essences had to once again kill a revived Ganon.

Also thanks to ALBW, it means there is now a game between ALBW and LoZ.

>>151944320
Which shitposter are you talking about?

>>151946320
I'm the shitposter

>>151946479
what do you shitpost about?

>>151946320
Whichever one disagrees with his either his timeline theory or his ship.

>>151941017
It kind of looks like an howl.

>>151946479
No, I'm the shitposter!

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Remember, its the Downfall Timeline and I've lost my gains after 100 years.

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designated bump pic

>>151948901
This is a gross meme
You should stop

>>151945970
Why does everything look so 2006-ish?

>>151949064
Cooking XenoMama part is gold though

My guess on why Big Green suddenly knows Zelda is in the Temple of Time was because when she transformed, the Triforce of Wisdom appears on her hand and a blast of magic goes off. Pretty sure Ganondorf just let's Link do more work for him.

>>151949625
I'll grant you that. But still. The point stands.

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Hey, what happened to the drawfag?

>>151949929
I'm one of 'em, but I'm feeling lazy af recently

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New
>DESIGNATED
bump pic

>>151949929
He was murdered.

>>151950125
>lazy af recently

This is literally me, I spend all day doing absolutely nothing. Not even wasting my time on games or anime or whatever.

>>151950228
I would love a game where you have all these companions with you. Except fi of course.

>>151950228
All around me are familiar faces, worn our places...

>>151950228
I kinda want to remove Link from the equation and let his sidekicks work together. Fi can walk around holding her own sword, and let all the others around her form their own rudimentary democracy.

>>151950471
>Midna wearing Ezlo using Fi
>all the bantz between them

I'd pay to see this

>>151950384
Right? I think I'm depressed or something. Zero motivation to do anything. I have two cold cups of tea on my desk that I didn't even bother drinking.

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6 out of 7 sages rescued, in front of the last dungeon now
I'm pretty sure I fucked up the Shadow dungeon and left something behind which was important. There was one treasure chest in a sealed off room I couldn't get to. I might have to go back.

first time in /lozg/, what hot and spicy zelda memes do i need to know in order to fit in?

>>151952424
Probably a piece of master ore

>>151953329
timefuckery

>>151952424
Most likely rupees.

>>151953329
Hot memes like Wind Waker is shit, Fi is the best waifu, Timefuckery, Shiek is a Male.

>>151953329
Just hate everything and meme the fuck out of people who disagree with you

Post your waifu and let us tell you why she's shit

>>151953332
Fuck

>>151953674
>Post your waifu
SS Zelda > Anju > Malon/Cremia

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Would you like a game where Link has the Triforce of Power instead of the Triforce of courage?

>>151954529
i would be interested in a zelda game where the protagonist acquires the triforce of power, but i don't think it's particularly suited to link

>>151954529
I want Fi to show up with chocolate all over her

That'd be hot

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>>151955087
Fi is dead.
The Master Sword is stuck in her tombstone

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>>151955401
She's alive and well.

>>151955742
She's more dead than this thread in Euro hours

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>>151955959
You lie. She's just fine and you're just spreading scary thoughts.

>>151956381
the darkness will come, Fi

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>>151956764
She's prepared, it's all good.

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jfc what am i doing

>>151946621
>>151941017
Hero's Shield from Majora's Mask?

>>151950750
Ezlo is poking his head out from behind the fused shadow?

>>151961219
Midna's character can exist without the fused Shadows

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>>151960274
I looks similar, but the wings are pointed down instead of up.

>>151952424
If it was the Dark Palace and on the second floor, then its Master Ore.
>>151953329
Timefuckery, all things are fanfic/theories, Tulpas, Waifus, SHEik is male, WW is copypasta.
>>151954529
TP Link might as well have the damn thing.

>>151941017
Rebel Scum!

http://www.first4figures.com/component/option,com_myphp/Itemid,3/product,174/

http://www.first4figures.com/component/option,com_myphp/Itemid,3/product,175/

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Asked this a few threads ago, but I'm looking for zelda rom hacks that spice up things.

My favorite aspect of zelda is exploration and dungeons, and I'd LOVE to get a hack/game that lets me explore a new world/dungeons and solve new puzzles.

(gif unrelated)

>>151963813
>Fisher price game garbage
nah.

>>151963813
>that price

Jesus.

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>>151949929
I here lurking. And I am also a lazy bastard. Have a WIP, I'll finish it as soon as possible.

>>151964018
I think you mean Milton Bradley's faggot.

>>151963890
Check the OP pastebins. There are links to Zelda Classic.

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>>151963813
I love the shit out of them but
>Those prices

>>151964693
Is that TP ganondorf on N64 smash bros? wtf

>>151964832
AHAHAHAHA

No.

>>151964249
Whaaat's wrong with her faaaaaace?

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Yuga defeated with two and a half hearts to spare and all my potions and faires used..
What a fun game
Fucking Ravio

>>151963813
I love how detailed they are, but does that really justify that huge price?

>>151963813
>Price: $479.99

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>151965646
11654 rupees found
defeated 0 times

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>>151965646

>>151965646
Would you recommend the game in general?

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>>151965941
Only got 2 pieces of master ore
onlly brought back 49 missing Maiamais
missing 2 pieces of gear
didn't complete that running game although I meant to

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>>151966081
Absolutely. It's easy considering I beat it in about 4 days but it's fun. I wonder if playing a Link to the Past right after or right before would feel redundant though.

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I got bored and drew this shitty pic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrkzIN2eP0U

>>151966325
What about the cuccoo game anon? That infuriating piece of shit, jesus. The fucking Tower Battle stuff was a cake-walk compared to that cuccoo shit.

>>151967214
Only did one level on each. I was on a roll so I moved past them

>>151967023
>I won't scatter your sorrow to the heartless lake. I will always be with you. Plant your roots in me. I won't see you end as ashes. You're all rupees.

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>>151968584
Now do you remember? Who you are? What you were meant to do? I cheated death, thanks to you. And thanks to you I've left my mark. You have too - you've written your own history. You're your own man. I'm the Hero of Time, and you are too... No... He's the two of us. Together. Where we are today? We built it. This story - this "legend" - it's ours. We can change the world - and with it, the future. I am you, and you are me. Carry that with you, wherever you go. Thank you... my friend. From here on out, you're the Hero of Time.

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>>151963813
>479.99

thread as dead as Fi

>>151971798
If I try to start discussing about Koroks, people call me shitposter. So fuck you all.

>>151971930
There was a video released how some Koroks are hidden underneath rocks.

>>151972047
>Koroks
>rocks
>Ko-roks
>Roks
>Rocks
Uhmmmmmmmm

>>151972347
Koroks confirmed for female rocks

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>Koroks exist only in the Adult timeline
Think again

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A Link Between Worlds done. Ocarina of Time next.
looking forward to 3d, side scrolling was starting to get on my nerves.

>>151972864
No reason to assume they aren't in all of them. There are lots of groups that only show up for one or two games, but that doesn't mean that something sinister happened to them.

>>151971930
Welcome to /lozg/, where every theory and discussion is fanfic/headcanon because it doesn't personally agree with them.
>>151972864
Easter Egg. I'm not saying they can't exist in Downfall or Child, but that is just a simple Easter Egg.

>>151973951
>Ocarina of Time next.
Oh boy, brace yourself for the best game of all time.

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Anyone got some good remixes? I need some background music while I'm working.

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So let's recap:

>Reasons to believe BotW takes place in the Downfall timeline
+Calamity Ganon resembling Downfall Ganon
+Huge wasteland of old ruins
+Resemblance of LoZ gameplay

>Reasons to believe BotW takes place in the Child timeline
+Wolf Link
+Bridge similar to Oldin Bridge
+Epona
+Hints at Happy Mask Salesman coming back

>Reasons to believe BotW takes place in the Adult timeline
+Koroks appearing only in WW so far
+Sea salt item found, hint at previous flooding
+Old Man's theme sounding like King Daphnes theme
+Sheikah technology akwardly resembling Gohdan's art style

>Reasons to believe BotW takes place in a convergence timeline
+Timefuckery

Did I miss anything?

>>151976437
None of those really sound like good reasons for anything.

Hunger games

>>151976437
Lets look at it like this.

>Downfall
Flowers in the forest by the Master Sword
Master Sword in the forest
Ruined world
Ganon over Ganondorf
No Triforce mark on back of hand

>Child
Eldin Bridge
Temple of Time Ruins
Hyrule Castle/Market Ruins
Hyrule Castle Architecture

>Adult
Koroks

>>151976437
>+Wolf Link
That's a fucking Amiibo

For all they care, they could give Link a fucking Varia suit if you use a Samus Amiibo and that wouldn't mean shit.

>>151976770
Go on, I'll compile some out of boredom, no pics though because I'm lazy.

Just shoot me 4 names each guys, and I'll compile it all together.

>>151977028
>no pics though because I'm lazy.

No pics no game

>>151976625
Boo hoo abloo boo
Kill yourself, enough with your cynism

>>151976890
Nah, it's a feature. You can summon stuff from the past, that's why the Temple of Time is still there.

>>151977092
No game, no fun.

>>151976437
>Calamity Ganon resembling Downfall Ganon
He's the same Ganon in all timelines.
>Huge wasteland of old ruins
Ruins are in every timeline.
>Resemblance of LoZ gameplay
The games are all in the same Hyrule, except for Spirit Tracks.
>Wolf Link
Significance of amiibo are unknown at best. TPHD was the last title sold.
>Bridge similar to Oldin Bridge
The games are all in the same Hyrule.
>Epona
Horses should exist in every timeline.
>Hints at Happy Mask Salesman coming back
Happy Mask Salesman should exist in every timeline.
>Koroks appearing only in WW so far
Koroks should exist in every timeline.
>Sea salt item found, hint at previous flooding
Wrong Hyrule for the sea to be a factor.
>Old Man's theme sounding like King Daphnes theme
Hyrule should have a king in every timeline.
>Sheikah technology awkwardly resembling Gohdan's art style
Sheikah technology should exist in every timeline.

http://www.polygon.com/2016/8/16/12505222/super-mario-adventures-twilight-princess-comics?utm_campaign=polygon&utm_content=chorus&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter

>>151977467
>Horses should exist in every timeline.
There are no horses in the Adult timeline.

>>151977028
King Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule
Happy Mask Salesman
Zant
Princess Hilda

>>151977604
Only unseen because Link has upgraded to an Iron Horse.

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Goodnight

>>151977467
Not him, but.
>He's the same Ganon in all timelines.
Technically he's Ganon II in FSA, same Ganon, but revived.
>Ruins are in every timeline.
You know what he means, he means specific places we know.
>The games are all in the same Hyrule, except for Spirit Tracks.
And Oracle of Seasons, and Oracle of Ages, and Phantom Hourglass, and Triforce Heroes, and half of ALBW and half of ALttP, and part of TP. He also meant in terms of open-world and freedom.
>Significance of amiibo are unknown at best. TPHD was the last title sold.
Good point, amiibo means nothing, just a little fun thing.
>The games are all in the same Hyrule.
While true, we've only seen that bridge in Child.
>Horses should exist in every timeline.
>Happy Mask Salesman should exist in every timeline.
Depends on when the game takes place actually.
>Koroks should exist in every timeline.
They only exist as a product of their environment and needing to change. If the forest is still present, they don't need to become Koroks.
>Wrong Hyrule for the sea to be a factor.
It'd have made more sense for you to say "sea salt items can exist anywhere inland, and there is a sea that surrounds Hyrule".
>Hyrule should have a king in every timeline.
Depends on the game, some of them are dead and technically Zelda is Queen.
>Sheikah technology should exist in every timeline.
True.

>>151977805
>Only unseen
If in three games straight in tge same timeline you don't see a living horse, they might as well be estinct.

>>151977635
Anybody else wish to throw in their two cents?

>>151977938
>Technically he's Ganon II in FSA, same Ganon, but revived.
Doesn't matter whether revived or just released. He's the same guy, and Nintendo is inclined to recycle all past styles as their mood dictates.
>You know what he means, he means specific places we know.
OOT structures exist in every line, whether you've seen them or not. If a new building had been built in a new game, then it might prove a placement, but nothing from OOT can because OOT is common to all lines. An example of a somewhat reliable structure would be that one cannon that Link had re-built so he could reach the City in The Sky, because we can verify when it was constructed.
>And Oracle of Seasons...TP. He also meant in terms of open-world and freedom.
Doesn't matter. The only Hyrule that is a new Hyrule is from Spirit Tracks. Even on different timelines, places will likely develop similarly until directly impacted by a game plot.
>While true, we've only seen that bridge in Child.
You could be right that it might mean something, but without anything telling us when it was built, it's hard to know if it should predate OOT or whether it was built after OOT. TP wasn't just OOT+years, it was a different design philosophy because of hardware improvements.
>Depends on when the game takes place actually.
I'd normally be inclined to agree that a character should have a fixed lifespan, but we've seen Tingle and others show up in other ages.
>They only exist as a product of their environment and needing to change. If the forest is still present, they don't need to become Koroks.
That's just a theory. The dialog it is based on is easily read to only mean that the events had a synced scheduled, not that one caused the other.
>>Hyrule should have a king in every timeline.
>Depends on the game, some of them are dead and technically Zelda is Queen.
Ne rarely see him, but that doesn't mean he doesn't exist. Every Zelda has to have had parents at some point in her life.

I hope Zelda isn't a blonde in BOTW.

>>151980350
If she's been waiting 100 years for Link to get out of bed, she may have white hair.

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>>151962146
>Tulpas
>Copypasta
You offend me, Anon.

>>151976437
>+Wolf Link
Nope, it's just an amiibo functionality they wanted to add
>+Epona
They said it's not Epona, but you can call the horse Epona if you wanted to.

Doing a Link and Zelda photo shoot soon. Need some inspiration for poses.

>>151983154
That scene in OOT where Link first approaches Zelda?

>>151976437
What if it's purgatory and all of these events are yet to come in different futures.

>>151980472

She's likely dead and the new Zelda is her granddaughter. I wonder if she'll be the reincarnation of Hylia too though.

slow down
I'm going to bed so I can't keep it up

Which Link's and Zelda's do you ship together?

For me:

>ALTTP (somewhat, I also like them as platonic knight and queen)
>Wind Waker
>Skyward Sword

>>151988927
Zeldas kissing Zeldas? Not kissing Links?

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>>151990445
That can't be easy when there's only one per game, alternate forms aside.

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>there's edited nude 3DS models of Young Link, Saria, and fado
>all of the 3D Young Link r34 still has his dick clipping through the tunic
why

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https://www.dropbox.com/s/2au3hrvsqrxs90q/Builds.zip?dl=0
new leaked zelda game!
not really

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kidnap childrn is easy as long as you follow in my step!!!

whoa now

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>>151993618
forst get small children and put on boat like mexican! turn on boat and run incassee dad

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>>151993839
always keep the lookout! childer will run at first but you must threaten !!!dont leave any marks incase the dad find you!!!!

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>>151994029
say sorry to child and put child in the cave!! put stone in entrace so no running even aftr the bites!
you can shake child but not recoomend after last encounter because it have visual effect! we do not want anyone to kknow what we are do to kids!!

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>>151994193
embrace child after you toche them and do it more but also say sorre an "dont tell no body!"!! we want to make sure the dad do not find the cave!!! it would be very dangerous for our activitees....! "everyhting be okay kid"

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>>151994193
>we do not want anyone to kknow what we are do to kids!!
Question, what are we do to kids?

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>>151994406
we toche the small ones!!
sometime you have to fuckign hit childer to stop screAM!!!

>>151984754
cute

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LINEBECK ARE NOT CONDONE HIT FUCKIGN CHILDREN BECAUSE IT LEAV VISUAL EFFECT!!!!! ONLY IF SCREAM!!! UNDERSTAND PLEASEE

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Spleewsh
Spleewsh

>>151995108
I loved that guy's voice, and the Battleship game itself was a decent enough distraction.

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$449.99 for this piece of trash? No thanks.

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>>151995108
>that game

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>>151993618
A U T I S M
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>>151995418
>piece of trash
It's not trash, but it's not worth that much for sure

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It would be pointless for me to even try to resist, because there would be no way my cock is a match for a professional milkmaid. Malon's expert, well-honed fingers would rhythmically alternate squeezing from one finger to the next, all the while giving firm, yet gentle tugs on my dick. Her silky hand induces me to cum, then cum again, as every last drop of my semen is extracted. She licks her fingers clean to avoid making a mess, just as she does when milking a cow udder.

Malon then sits in my lap and lifts her blouse. Her barely contained breasts coming tumbling out, and she places my hands on them, one on each mammary, before showing me how she wants to be milked. I knead and tease her perky, firm bosom, occasionally taking a single finger and circling the areola around her erect, needy nipples, all the while eliciting shy, pleading mewls from her throat. Not wanting to dance around the bush any longer, she takes her hand and runs it though my hair before guiding my head towards her chest so that my lips are a mere hair-breadth away from one of her perky teats. I flick it up and down a couple of times with the tip of my tongue, making Malon squeal in anticipation. Then I gently pinch it between my teeth and give a little tug, making her arch her back, before closing my lips around it fully and giving her the suckling that she begged for. Resuming the kneading and squeezing with my hands, I am unsurprisingly rewarded with a squirt of Malon's own sweet, warm milk, which I voraciously guzzle. I then alternate between her two breasts until the flow is reduced to a dribble that I clean up with a thorough tongue bath.

What's not to love about a farm girl?

>>151997305
Come on, it looks so lifeless and low quality.

>>151997501
>What's not to love about a farm girl?
The smell.

t. a country boy

>>151997698
Wouldn't everyone except maybe Zelda smell bad though? It is a fantasy setting

Redpill me on why WW is supposed to be the worst 3d zelda according to people in the know
I thought it was better than skyward sword, i mean SS had more fun combat and dungeons i guess

>>152000594
Subpar dungeons, barely any relevant islands, cut content everywhere

I love the game, but it has flaws

>>152000594
greatfish ocean floor dungeon
volcano island goron mines dungeon
ice ring cavern dungeon
six reefs
three archipelagos
five fairy fountains
three triangle islands

>>151997501
>erect
I wish i could. I have ED. Need to stop fapping and wasting cum.

>>152000531
That's not what I mean.
If you hang around farm girls, you will quickly learn the difference in someone that smells and a person that pongs of cow shit and horse. It's damn near impossible to scrub out.

>>152001763
oh dear

>>152001904
Depressing, I know. I grew up in the country and had a major crush on Malon. Then I grew up a bit and started to meet girls. Then I met the farm girls.
They will never be as pure as Malon.

>>152002006
Well I'm glad my parents stayed in New York even more now

>>152002245
You lucked out buddy

>>152002439
As long as you don't mind the expense

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Do you try and do everything before you beat the final boss or do you explore and whatnot after you beat the game? I always go for the big finale first because I just have the momentum of beating the last dungeon and go racing off to finish the game

>>152003673
I do whatever is fun, if I feel like it's losing fun because I've been in the same place forever doing whatever then I move on with the plot.

I spent like 50 hours pvping on my first playthrough of DaS3 after pontiff

>>152003673
I try to do as much as I want before the final boss fight because once I do that I usually feel done with the game and move on to another, if I have another to move onto

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Do any of you play through a Zelda game immediately after you've beaten it? I've never been able to do that. No matter how much fun I had and even with Hero mode I just can't play through again for a while. I think it's because the games are so long and the dungeons are just all the same. The challenge goes away because I end up remembering everything that stumped me.

>>152005870
I love Cia's mask.
There ought to be more plague doctor enemy designs

>>152003673
Honestly, until recently I had never bothered to really care all that much about doing everything in Zelda. I always tried to get all the heart pieces and do everything, but I'd get annoyed after awhile and just never do it. I have recently started actually playing through them all and trying to do everything.
>>152005870
Depends on the game. In most cases no, I did as a kid though. Very few games will I play through immediately again, I'll play others in the same series right after, but not the same game usually.

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>>152005870
I'm the same way. It's just no fun knowing what you have to do and knowing everything that's going to happen. Zelda games are all about adventure, puzzles and quirky characters. But when you've seen everything, sollved everything, and talked to everyone it just becomes repetitive and feels like a waste of time... and that just makes me sad

>>152005870
The last time I played WW, I played it twice, just because I wanted to do the pictograph completely.... and then I still accidentally missed exactly one mini-boss.

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If the Legend of Zelda was going to do a crossover game with another non-Nintendo franchise, what would you want it to be?

>>152009345
none

>>152009345
The Sims

>>152009345
Kingdom Hearts

Close seconds would be Oddworld, Jak, or Witcher.

>>152009345
Dark Souls

Go ahead and bully, I can take it

>>151987703
Use some Viagra, then.

>>151955742
Her shoulder looks like an uncircumcised penis.

>>152014617
that was too hard to make out, stop thinking about dicks

>>152015285
But I want Link to be double penetrated by Zelda and Malon

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>>152015567
>penetrated by Zelda and Malon

Don't include Malon into your sick fantasies.

>>152015979
Okay anon... :( but you will never have her. She has already taken her uncle's shape.

>>152015567
What about a simple spit-roast?

>>152016431
Would link be comfortable with A2M?

>>152016673
He'll be comfortable with what they tell him to be comfortable with.

>>152017145
Is Midna or Saria gonna get involved?

>>152017432
Tag team. Link gets no rest and no breaks.

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This is how I picture retards who want grimderp zelda and keep spouting the fisher-rpice meme

When will Nintendo bring in the next gaming revolution and bring us a lewd Zelda game?

>>152021645
When Aonuma's son tells him he wants lewds in the next Zelda game.

>>152022194
Hey anon why don't you go make a new friend?

So, at the moment do we know if the Wolf Link Amiibo just deals with how many hearts you have total at the end of the Cave of Shadows, or does it also register if you beat the game on Hero Mode while doing it as well? I'm going to do Hero Mode later on, it's just something I'm wondering.

>>152022628
Aren't you all my friends?

>>152023929
Yeah but don't you wanna improve the children futures?

>>152023263
I'm pretty sure the cave of shadows is the same across all modes.

What's this about the happy mask salesman returning?

>>152024937
http://www.gonintendo.com/s/249087-nintendo-talks-time-spent-on-majora-s-mask-3d-aonuma-s-favorite-location-majora-meaning-teases-a-happy-mask-salesman-return

>>152024789
What I mean is does it record that you beat it on Hero Mode as well or is it strictly just your heart count when you beat it in general? I'm just expecting like a slight skin change or something on the Wolf Link in BOTW if you beat it on Hero Mode in comparison to just normal mode.

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Gamescom footage when?

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Give me a feeling so complicated.

>>151997501
She would have rough hands from working on the farm. She would PONG of shit. Her sister is where it's at.

>>152025470
Probably after you complete it.
>>152030024
After the MGS funeral.

hayai

I'm going to task this thread with a goal.

I want you all to draw me a pic of something Zelda related, it can be stick figures for all I care. Contribute and make this a lovely thread.

The deadline is tonight at 10pm EST.

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>>152039890
I drew a Link

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>>152036490
>After the MGS funeral.
I literally just watched the trailer

Bumperino

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>>152039890
I tried, I'm not that great at drawing without a reference, so I used one. I think it turned out alright, could be fixed in a lot of places though.

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>koroks are in every timeline

>>152043780
Cool.

>>152043819
That Mask existed before the events of OoT though

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>>152043780
Nice, good job anons.

>"Waiting for gamescom BotW videos" bump

>>152047445
That's if there's any at all.

"Sadly, Zelda: Breath of the Wild won't be playable on the show floor - while the game will be at Gamescom, it's exclusively for 50 lucky fans. You have to live Germany, Switzerland or Austria and have submitted a picture, photo of your Zelda collection or shown off your Zelda cosplay to be in with a chance of winning. Winners of the various tournaments which take place during the event will also get the opportunity to play the game, but it won't be publicly available - which is something of a shame."

>>152047575
Well, ok, only few selected people will play it but they could still release some footage more, can't they?
In the last few days they even showed some small slices of footage.

>>152047891
They can, but it's Nintendo we're talking about. They don't operate as you would expect them to. That being said, I hope they release something.

>>152048754
I can't take it anymore. I need some new infos. ANYTHING. PLEASE.

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>>152039890
Done.

>>152050449
I noticed it too.
What if the Triforce got broken? Ganon, forced in his demonic state, lost his mind and became Calamity Ganon when the Triforce of Power broke.

>>152050826
Sorry anon, I would love to discuss it but that doodle took like 5 days of combined motivation to scratch out. Save the pic and post it at a later date to stir up some discussion

>>152050989
Ok. Sigh, today is indeed a slow day.

>>152050449
Also nice.
>>152050826
It'd be weird. So far in every incarnation it seems he becomes Ganon due to the Triforce of Power, it and seems like they have no major power shattered beyond Wisdom (which seems to be heavily magic oriented anyways).

I think our only time we've gotten Ganon without the Triforce of Power intervention is the Trident of Power in FSA.

>>152050826
we haven't seen the triforce since WW in the adult timeline, maybe it's not relevant in this timeline anymore and hyrule changed it's crest accordingly and when ganon revived he got [200% MAD] because he can't find it anywhere and became calamity ganon somehow

>>152052176
In a way, Idon't think the Triforce can be destroyed. Maybe only shattered in smallest pieces but never completely destroyed.
>>152052197
Interesting pick. Maybe after WW the Triforce fucked off back to the sacred realm. And like you said, Ganon without the triforce of power available snd after centuries being trapped in stone became an unstoppable jar of power and madness, unstoppable even for the Master Sword that was planted in his head (hence why it is rusty and ruined).

>>152052549
Haven't played ALBW have you?

>>152053278
Not yet. Can it be destroyed?

>>152053552
Yeah, it can be destroyed.

>>152053552
it's the basic plot of the game

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>>152053786
Welp, nevermind then. I still have to get my hands on ALBW.

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Slow day, huh?

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>>152043780
I drew another Cia from another reference. Really wish I could draw straight from my head without having to look at something. But oh well this helps learning as well.

>>152055184
Very slow. Ireally wonder where the Dungeon Tournament anon went.
His Sage Tournament was a success after all.

>>152055283
Probably sleeping, working, or something. He does show up here and there and usually during Euro hours.

>>152055615
I think it's a solid week since he made his last post.

>tfw Requiem for a Dream also fits the BotW trailer

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>>152039890
I've hit my peak

>>152055231
Looks good.
>>152057849
Its still good anon.

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Colossi in BOTW when?

>>152055231
It's cute, and it looks good.

>>152055184
Wednesdays are usually slow in general for 4chan, or so I've noticed.

>>152059246
I prefer battles against bosses of my same size.

>>152059901
Would you be opposed to wandering Colossi?

>>152059976
With Monolith people working in the game, I wouldn't be surprised if we run into stupidly powerful enemies wandering around in the overworld. I'd actually like to see that, since it would mean that you can either take on it and risk fucking up all of your equipment and dying or just preparing for it and attack it later.

>>152059976
Opposed? Nah. I just like more 1on1 battles between people on the same level. But I'm ok with Collossal battles.

Nintendo posted a new BotW video on Facebook by the way.

>>152061894
The woodcutter one?

slow down

If you guys want another hunger games, so ahead and post a total of 24 (first come, first serve) with the names you want for them.

I'll get around to it in the next 30 minutes or hour or so.

They've got to stop posting shit we already seen, and gives something new.

>>152064836
I think they're trying their hardest not to reveal anything so its all new and exciting.

>>152064594
Add >>152055231 its a cute drawing, hope anon does more.

>>152064594

>>151977635

>>152065978
Gimme some pics for'em.

>>152064997
As much as I hate this, I really hope they continue to not reveal much. They showed too much information a few months before SS came out, which ruined a lot of the adventure part of the game for me because I already knew where everything was.

>>152064594
>>151995778 The Groose is Loose

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>>152064594
King Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule

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>>152064594
I've got a bunch of potential contenders, but we'll start with Totally Normal Nayru.

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>>152066078
Hero of Wind

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>>152064594
Malo

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>>152064594
Happy Mask Salesman
captchaaaa!

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>>152066445
Have a better pic

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>>152066078
Mr. Dorf

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>>152064594
Zant

Alright 8/24 so far.

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>>152064594
Intrepid Fi

>>152066445
>>152066823
Yeah use this instead of mine

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>>152064594
JUST

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>>152064594
Farore

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>>152064594
Most Powerful Hero

13/24, 11 more to go.

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>>152064594
Flat Link

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>>152064594
Sheik the Manly.

>>152067052
Anon, I hope you're not trying to get Fi hurt.

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>>152067504
Cia

>>152067362
DEEPEST LORE

>>152067679
We have Cia already.

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>>152064594
Hero of Arson

>>152067706
STEEPEST FLOOR

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>>152064594
The most powerful being

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>>152039890
bringing this back

Alright 6 more to go guys.

>>152064594
Malon

use this image
>>151997501

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>>152068190
Our Queen

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>>152064594
Gotta get Marin in one of these.

3 more and then I'll begin it.

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>>152068559
Irene

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I just went and defeated Yuga in A Link Between Worlds again becasue I was kinda bored but something stood out to me.
How did Ganon keep the Triforce of Power after being defeated before? What happened to it after he was defeated again?
Why would Ganon merge with yuga in the first place?

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>>152068559
A Sword and a Sheild

>>152068873
They skipped over tons of stuff for ALBW. The Triforce shouldn't be split in the first place by that time period. Ganon's body should be in the Room of Rites where he was last killed, just like now he should be in Lorule before LoZ before he's revived. Then you have the fact that somehow he has the Triforce of Power despite being dead this entire time.

As for Yuga/Ganon, more like he just absorbed his being/spirit, which also hurts LoZ/AoL. They really didn't think things through with ALBW, at least its fun though.

1 final spot for hunger games, first come first server.

>>152069296
This one >>151967023

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Alright, this is what we're beginning with. I 'll post each segment in 10 minute intervals.

>>152070243
I SWEAR TO GOD, IF JUST DIES IN THE FIRST DAY

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>>152070243
Some stuff got a little real right off the bat.

>>152070484
>inb4 JUST wins

>>152070583
Jesus fucking christ, everyone's dead already

>>152070583
Jesus christ, Fi

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>>152070583
>engaging a sword and shield in a fist fight, then strangling them

>>152070583
>6 casualties already
jesus christ

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>>152070583
>Hero of Wind strangles A Sword and Shield after engaging in a fist fight.
>strangles A Sword and Shield
>fist fight.
kek

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>>152070583
The Bloodlust has calmed down a bit.

>>152070583
>fist fight
There was no way to win that one ;_;

>>152071426
Dorf is consistently going after the Links, so that's accurate enough.

>>152071426
I love the images used in this one.

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>>152071426
Well that lasted long...