/ss13g/ Spessmen in ravenheart

>>150735419
Benis :D

That was awful I couldn't shitpost for like a whole minute

>Megurine Luka
>Caleigh Stall
>Trinity Prewitt
>Naomi Williams

DIONA STRONG

>an unrobust shitter like me can kill the majority of the station just by running around
Why is the wheelchair still a thing?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHGHGHGHGGHGHHG

>It's a "man tries to kill diona with a brute weapon, and instead dies himself" episode

I was so sure it was extended until I got auto-traitor'd. Saved us all from that shitty shift, called the shuttle and destroyed the consoles.

>>150736090
It's about to get nerfed into unusability

Better murderbone with it while you can

You don't need to summon admin stuff, but you do need to report on these eggs

fuck you duny

dude just make the wheelchair do half damage and full damage if you go slow

>>150736401
>send centcomm 5 or 6 egg boxes
>request they eat all of them and report on the taste
>they report on the first 3 eggs and crush the remaining twelve
>still four boxes unaccounted for

So, with nuke stepping down, celt is kill, probe is kill, aurx is missing, and senaat doesn't want to be senaator

Who do we make headmin?

Good round, gave out some no slips because they were cool people, made a posi a mech, fixed borgs a bit, and whats my repayment? Parapen esword memed. Please try something more creative next time like make rabid slimes rather then that. Also I left you a temp gun in research, I hope you got it.

Cheeki breeki was fun

>>150737063
>posi mech
GO
FUCK
YOURSELF

>>150730904
>Morena is a term for a brown skinned woman of Hispanic heritage.
>brown skinned
>of hispanic heritage
It's just anyone who's tanned. Either that or brunette, depends on context.

Why do americans feel the need to twist and mistranslate spanish?
Why can't sombreros just be hats and tortillas omeletes?

>>150736859
the frigging sawbones!!

>>150737487
It's always meant brunette where I live

>>150737487
Americans, I know. Always understood it as a blanket term for someone who has dark features, like brown eyes or brown hair kinda thing. Which is kinda why I used it too, naturally have very dark brown hair.

>>150737487
>Morena is an Italian, Portuguese and Spanish feminine given name derived from the term moreno, meaning "brown, brown-haired."[1] It is a popular name in Argentina, where it was the second most popular name given to baby girls born in Córdoba, Argentina in 2009
pretty typically brown

>>150736859
>we used to have the best admin team of all serbs
>now this
What the fuck happened bros?

>>150737272
Stay mad miner. You late showed and it asked nicely. Posis deserve better because 80% of the time its a person that got killed by an antag and wants to get a full round out. Its also nice to whisper to them in deadchat because bugs, not like they can do much unless its an ody or gygax because it cant pick your dead body up.

>>150694603
Thanks

>>150738005
I didn't even play, I just want you to know how utterly fucking useless MMI/Posi mechs are.

>>150737919

Maybe a long time ago. Currently I would say /vg/ station is tied with tg for the worst admin staff of all of the servers.

>>150736859
>aurx gives us two shitty admins then leaves

wow

>>150737919
senaat stepped down and then we got one million headmins at once

too many cooks spoil the broth

>>150737919
I got a job

>>150738207
I know that they are garbage, I just wanted to fill the request of the posi. My favorite was the time I put an mmi in a phazon and named it Saltminer 49E.R. and it just went around pushing people with the grav tool and tazer them.

>>150738728
no pomf.
You work for us.
pls don't go ;_;

>>150736859

I am honestly glad probe is gone. I like him as a person, but he is an absolutely terrible admin that has some of the worst decision making skills I have ever seen in the position.

The biggest favor that could be done for him is a deadmin'ing.

>>150736859
kammerjunk

>>150738728
Please admin purge

Which waifu would you cuddle and keep safe in the next purge?

>>150738728
FILTHY NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>150740338
All of them at the same time

>>150740338
None of them because waifushit is a fucking stupid, cringy, bullshit idea.

>>150740338
why MY waifu of course

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After the switch to 64x64, the map editor is almost completely broken and can't be used to edit very large maps such as... yeah every map we've got

Revert when?

>>150741396
Top kek.

>>150741396
should report it on the byond forum

>>150741396
Wasn't 64x64 you shut heap, it was celt's massive planes "fix"

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>>150742129
Except it was, you fuckmonkey. I reverted to the commit just before 64x64 and the map editor worked fine (aside from some minor bullshit like invisible doors, which WAS caused by Celt). The very next commit broke it

>>150742129
cluster you're fucking retarded

Anyone know where I could get midi2piano? Want to do some songs but the bookmark's gone 404

>>150743965
It's in a folder on the github, along with the source code.
It's pretty old.

>>150743965
MIDI2PIANO's in with the server files, get em off github, go to the tools file, MIDI2PIANO, and there should be an exe in there somewhere

>>150743965
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/tree/Bleeding-Edge/tools/midi2piano/midi2piano

>Cluster and PJB self-merge a commit that might break fucking everything without testing
>It breaks everything
did you learn nothing from celt? what the fuck, man

>>150744790
No breaks on the coderbus train

>>150745069
revert revert revert revert revert revert revert revert revert revert revert revert revert revert revert revert revert revert revert revert revert revert revert revert revert
please no hypothermiplanes 3.0

>guitars get added
>suddenly everyone thinks they're a fucking musician
>ear rape midi2piano songs everywhere
>guitars aren't even that good sounding
When will this meme end

>>150745226
how dare people have fun!

>>150745226
Hello fellow contrarian. I also hate people enjoying things

>>150745226
Its because they are dumb and don't know how to fix midi2piano songs

>>150737487
>tortilla
>omelette
In what fucking universe

>>150736049
Sec waifus are only for tender loving

>>150745693
wrong

>>150736049
for beating and asphyxiating
for breaking and embarassing
for brutally raping and crushing
for tender loving and having a happy, loving relationship with

>>150736859
Ladies and gentlemen welcome, YOUR CONTENDERS

ch0c0latem00se 8-)
arthurdentist Absolute Madmin
mustardtiger Culinary Apemin
ghlor Daily Dose
intigracy Should go back to TG
mrfoster Sloth Royalty
aurx Summoned From The Deadmin
dragonbro Supermatterbro

>>150745869
>>150745869
I vote kammerjunk

>>150745869
>>150746060
i also vote kammerjunk

kammerjunk for headmin

>>150745226
The guitar does sound terrible but its still fun.

>>150745869
arthur or kammer

>>150745869
kammerjunk

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>>150745531

>>150746060
>>150746114
>>150746347
>>150746365
let's have a pushover who makes shitty judgements as headmin guys :DDD

>>150745869
>Never here
>A bit unapproachable
>Meme loving fuck
>Even worse meme loving fuck
>Never here codermin
>Political meme loving fuck
>Literally a headmin right now
>Blows shit up

For me it's between arthur and dragon

>>150746468
>getting buttflustrated at obvious memery

chill

>>150746468
thats our whole playerbase

>>150745869
probe

link lifeweb ip, i feel like checking it out agin
>>150736190
syndie chair fucks dionas just as hard as it fucks humans, funfact.

>>150746441
Nigga that's a tortilla. I could Google "tortilla the huevo" and get an omelette

You also have to account for all the different Spanish dialects. Like what the Fuck is a torta. Over here it's cake

>>150746779
yeah it only takes being run over 20 times rather than 5

>>150745869
>ghlor
>headmin candidate

no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

>>150745809
Megurine is only for mating press

>>150746985
i don't even know what that is, so she's still for beating and asphyxiating

>>150746537
pretty sure Inti is a regular admin seeing as he was a trialmin and has full admin permissions

also everyone on that list is awful compared to PROBE 2016

>>150747056
Google it anon. Google that good thing

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Oh lifeweb

>>150746860
>You also have to account for all the different Spanish dialects
When I said americans, I didn't mean only the US

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Tip your admins

>tfw never get to see the post round information because I have to be ready for the post round murderbone

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Is this the whole collection?

>enthrall HoP so I can tell him to start shooting everyoen on shuttle when it departs
>he goes afk

>>150745226
But it's fun
>Get a midi
>Gut it so it doesn't sound like shit through MIDI2PIANO
>Have fun

>>150747435
>two mechs armed to the teeth on the shuttle

Probably wasn't going to work anyway

>>150747152
>not hiding your obols and weapons in your anus

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>>150747140
>Google it

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>>150747435
I was already AFK. I just got back.

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>>150747152
>tfw sticking extended knives up the anus of everyone you meet

>>150747479
I wanted to do it for fun, I had all my objectives done and over 700 blood
it's not like anybody would know he's enthralled, they would think he's syndie with die a glorious death or something

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>>150747423
Also, no idea why, but the entire round I could see this ginger ghost everywhere

>>150747756
>everywhere
If you mean "only on space tiles" it's a long existing bug that one random sprite will get suddenly incorporated into the space animation

No one knows what causes it, no real consistency about what it picks.

I've seen arrows, mechs, meteors, explosions, and even error messages

>>150747756
that is a lot of flashlights

>>150747875
Oh, I'd never experienced it before. Thought it was a bit odd.
>>150747972
I'm scared of the dark

>>150747502
Yes. That's exactly whathe Megurine is for

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>>150747152
oh lifeweb

punishedchiot is 2hotdogs

memeweb source code leaked w h e n

>>150749217
>Its only up on weekends
suffering

>>150747756
Holy shit, that's me.

>>150749402
Never haunt me again

>>150749779
Never haunt him or his wife's son ever again.

>>150748123
It's okay. I'll keep you company next time

>>150745869
Arthur

We need your vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/10923024

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>>150747152
oh lifeweb

>>150752669
christ i've seen better ERP from someone whos been bound and gagged

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>>150752669

redpill me on lifeweb

>>150752871
Actually better than everything else

>>150752871
loli abduction simulator

>>150752867
pomf I need your help with something

>>150752871
it's where the two resident russian sociopathic stalker creeps fled to when we kicked them out

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>>150752971
yell at me on steam or the discord and i'll try my best, unless its really simple and doesn't require a lot of back and forth then just ask away here.

>>150753067
how do I cure my crippling depression

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>>150753194
Bupropion 300 XL and a dopamine agonist.

>>150753194
bake shit, leave your house, allow sunlight inside, interact with other human beings, get a job so you can have variation in your life and financial progress

Elect your headmin today!

http://www.strawpoll.me/10923128
http://www.strawpoll.me/10923128
http://www.strawpoll.me/10923128

>>150753067
Ban 2hotdogs

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>>150753302

>>150753302
I don't want meds for a very odd and not logically sound reason

>>150753539
Then your choices are talk therapy or ECT

>>150753601
Holy fuck I didn't even know ECT was still a thing

>>150753782
I had played around with the idea of trying it, apparently they give you a paralytic so you don't feel anything during the session. Issue is you have to do it often and over a long period of time to see positive results

>>150753945
Sounds honestly pretty terrible

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>>150752867

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>>150754137
There's always deep brain stimulation clinical trials, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lq5rIILcVgA good video, gave me hope that we could get away from chemicals we don't fully understand being thrown around willy nilly
>>150754280

>>150753945
Unblock me on steam so I can send you memes again

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>>150754432

>>150754432
Holy fuck that seems too extreme, getting brain surgery to MAYBE fix a mental problem

>>150754989
What is life if you can't experience any of the emotions that comes with it

>>150755065
An easy decision to kill myself in the future

>>150745869
Can I vote for Pain?

>>150755065
Pomf, I cooked biscuits with sour cream and cottage cheese dough, have you ever done that, Pomf? You should do that sometime, they are delicious, you are too!

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>>150755807
>they are delicious, you are too!

>>150755917
It's true! I've had dreams about you, you are positively delicious, stop running from the truth!

>>150755917
Pomf, will you look over my playlist suggestions on the forums? http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=2617 Just want some feedback for now, I'm not really finished.

>>150756220
It's all shitty nigger music

Add some punk or something, and not that fucking teenage nazi rebellion shit either

>>150756370
i think you're retarded

>>150756370
I liked it

>>150756440
And I think you have shitty taste and only listen to nigger music

>>150756514
You're fucking retarded

>>150755917
Pomf, have you got a woman?

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>Wraith kills a mommi
Literally worse than Satan himself

>>150756657
negative

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>tfw finally learned how to research and completed the first objective
we failed but alteast i did something

>>150756693
What sort would you like to get? Are you open to having a relationship with people from the server?

>>150756648
Not as retarded as a nigger like you

>>150756514
Yeah, 70s and 80s rock and pop is nigger music, totally. God, i'm such a nigger for liking a white dominated market during a time of high racism, christ almighty

>>150756809
dunno and no, assuming they were actually female it would never end good see: SJ, shiggypiggy

>>150756851
>pop
Nigger music

also
>including rap of any kind in your suggestions
Rap is nigger music

>>150756920
Would you take a female(male)?

>>150756809
pomf is a gay chicken anon, he doesn't want a wimmyman

>>150756851
>time of high racism


Literally where??

>>150756920
Pomf why did you ever let Shiggy be an admin

What do you think of all the pathetic fags like him and his protege who got into """relationships""" with other neckbeards from the serb

>>150756989
who knows, never thought about it
>>150757016
i thought the story was i'm a qtpi cherokee grill

>>150756920
That's a pity! You are already a loveable mother to the server, it would be really nice to have a married couple tend to this coup of coolkid autists, you could be a married couple of vigilantees, when it came to banning too

>>150757117
You are great pomf, please never leave us ;_;

Pomf is a girl? Is she cute?

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>>150757116
>What do you think of all the pathetic fags like him and his protege who got into """relationships""" with other neckbeards from the serb
Pretty fucking sad imo
>>150757227
All good things have to end sometime anon.

BOY IS SURE DO LOVE FREEZING AT THE START OF EVERY ROUND THANKS FOR 64X64 GUYS

>>150756959
Dear god no one is allowed to have a taste in music that differs to yours, i'm so sorry you're still an edgy child with no friends.

when will these features get reverted this sucks dick

>>150757374
How are the server costs for you now? I heard that you needed 140$ to be self-sustaining.

>>150757443
>music
Rap does not even count as music. It's shit tier nigger 'songs' rehashed about the same shit over and over again, generally glorifying acting like a fucking savage. It's fucking cancer.

Please fix the rpd pipe layers, I need to pipe

>>150757374
Yo Pomf unblock me on steam

>pomf returns and suddenly everything is looking up

>>150757760
>i'm scared to enjoy other cultures

How cucked is that american high school education making you people today, geez.

>>150757760
I value and respect your opinions anon! Because I totally know that you have extensive music knowledge.

>>150758049
>culture
>culture

Oh yeah, the """culture""" endorsing constantly being incapable of any sort of real thought because you're too stoned, treating your women like nothing more than fuck toys, and killing anyone who looks at you funny?

Yeah, I'll pass.

>>150758276
Have you listened to pop lyrics these days?
Are you just pretending to be retarded?

>>150753350
It's not an election you faggot.

That's bullshit from TG and doesn't belong here.

t. on that poll

>>150758276
This is why I only listen to free-form jazz myself, fellow musical patrician.
Only the mellow breeze of a trumpet can really capture what's important about being human
When people put in lyrics they're just trying to control people and disrespect womyn and that's why you should all switch to jazz.
[insert fedora]

>>150758276
>Caring this much about other peoples taste in music
lmaoing at your life desu

>>150758754
>strawman

Forgive me for not liking the content that niggers pass off as """lyrics""", and I'm so sorry that you think 'poppin' a cap in a nigga' ass' is the height of music.

Also,
>freeform jazz
What the fuck is that? I just listen to punk and metal and rock and shit.

>>150759040
what's your ckey?

>>150759308
mrpain666

>>150759308
xenovixtanillammerpaindogs

>>150759040
>Punk and metal
Because "poppin' a cap in a priests ass" is much better

>>150759308
Gigiekk

>>150759040
>I just listen to whiny apologetic white men and shit

FTFY

da fuck is going in this thread

>>150759806
The usual

>>150759658
You can strawman all you want friendo, doesn't keep your favorite """music""" from being unoriginal shit only savage subhumans listen to. :^)

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>>150759886
fucking kekekekeke lmoa xDDD u sure TROLED him TOP kek LMROFL !

>>150759613
stop

>>150759886
Post some punk/rock lyrics that aren't apologising for being white CIS then (whilst not disrespecting women or referancing drugs too, since you made a big deal about that)
You can point and call names all you like but unless you can prove it, well...

>>150760180

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoA_zY6tqQw

>inb4 'waaaaah that doesn't count it's [inane bullshit excuse here]'

>>150760490
Bonk stop posting

>>150760490
My bad I should have said that the song had to be good too :^)

Has anyone here played or remember cowed/cow rp? it was essentially ss13( a little simpler) but in medieval times, with cows as your player character.
http://www.byond.com/games/bovine_buddy/cowrp

>>150760578
who

>>150760775
>dead kennedys
>not good
sorry that it's not edited all to fuck with rap horns every 5 seconds

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>>150760490
>posting a song that was censored for being 'offensive'

Failed.
You can try again if you want but if that was your go to, I don't have high hopes for your next example.

>>150757604
server cost isn't an issue currently.
>>150757874
i'd need to know who you are

>>150760991
are you pretending to be retarded
that passage is referring to the actual anthem not the fucking kennedys song

>>150760991
>this entire post

Are you seriously retarded?
Yeah, the GERMAN NATIONAL ANTHEM is censored, but the fucking title and the verse are the only things the two songs have in common.

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>>150761209

>>150761215

>inb4 'waaaaah that doesn't count it's [inane bullshit excuse here]'

Checkmate

>>150761192
its ya boy atom

I want to thank the borg that pushed me into that shard. I've never laughed harder playing this game than I did when watching you freak out afterwards.

that was a super quick round. ZAS, the most deadly of killers.

>>150761454
Anon, that referred to you pulling out an inane bullshit excuse
Which you did
Pretty sure you're the retard here

>"Blasmaflood MoMMI just do it faggot"
>Flooding would harm the agent but if the agent gets protection it wont
>Following laws might get you bent and ignoring the law is also bad

What the fuck do you do?

>>150761594
Plasmaflood is really fast and deadly.

>>150761641
Do it anyway.

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>>150761603
>can't play by his own rules that he sets in an argument

>>150761641
get an atmos suit to your agent, then plasmaflood

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>mfw comfy on roid while whole station goes to shit

time to play sec and get valids

>>150761860
You're not supposed to be comfy on the roid you're supposed to be out FIGHTING MONSTERS and MOBS and KILLING THEM FOR THEIR SKINS because you're a MINER and that's what MINERS do is FIGHT THINGS

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>>150761881
I like you.

You can be my HoS anytime

>>150761937
well thats comfy too.
Only monster which can really fuck you are space russians or the cult creature

When will Janitor get default all access just like in real life?

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>not adventuring through space to Jean Michel Jarre
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxuhrSTRXlo

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>>150761860
>Tell patient to call me in the morning if toxins continue
>He doesn't. Goes into crit on my floor at the end of the shift because his organs were failing that whole time
>Intensive surgery during plasmaflood
>Dress him up, guide him through the backways of maint with nothing but a crowbar and medical supplies
"The Emergency Shuttle has Docked with the station"
>Jackpot -- hardsuits and a window
>Tell him to suit up
>Try helping him suit up
>Waiting to break window, but he just can't figure out the hardsuit
>Mfw when I break the window to save myself
You can't save them all.

>>150762659
How difficult is it to put on a hardsuit?

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>>150763363
pretty hard

>>150763363
new players try and put it on the uniform slot or think you gotta put the airtank on your back. They don't understand that you have to wear a mask or how to enable internals/magboots.

>>150763706
But you can just press E

>>150762421
WELCOME TRAVELER

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>>150764873
>tfw no black ruby of Voldasad in space

Bahahaha I just thought of a great wiz gimmick

>>150764080
>hotkey mode

>>150765737
What other modes are there?

>>150766487
Regular mode, The superior mode

do you get any protection against fire if you have an atmos suit but not the helmet?

>>150767463
What do you think retard

>>150766487
regular mode

10x better, if you're good you can talk while moving

>inb4 memers and hippie fags imply you don't need to talk and move in this game

>>150767708
I have no idea, which is why I am asking

Is the protection split between the two items, or does having any protection at all require the whole set?

>>150767863

Fire is bad for your face

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>>150738728
do you resent us?
be honest

>>150768020
I don't think you understand my question
Obviously you don't get complete fire protection without the helmet.

My question is, do you get any protection with only the suit?

>>150768217
No, why would I?

>>150768270
Why are you not being honest?

>>150768270
because half the userbase acts like ungrateful shitheads, 1/4th is pathetic betas turning this game into waifu simulator 2001, and 1/4th is a bunch of baybies trying to turn this into a shitty roleplaying game

>>150768304
But I am, seriously though what reason would I resent spacemens
>>150768359
I guess but in the end it's just a vidya

>>150768359
What's wrong with waifus? I like how hard they try

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>>150768270
I don't know, you've just seemed a little icy the last few times you stopped by to shitpost.
Thanks for sticking with us man

>>150768753
It's cringy cancer bullshit.

What's even worse is the ACTUAL "IC RELATIONSHIP" shit people pull like Shiggy and Freak did with their ERPbuddies, since its fucking insufferable to be around those kinds of people in game, not to mention half the time those kinds of faggots do nothing but sit around in the bar instead of doing their job or contributing to the round in any meaningful way

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>>150769121

>>150769443
ADD TRAFFIC CONES TO SPESS THAT YOU CAN WEAR IN YOUR HEAD

>>150769324
I'd rather have waifus in security than normal players, they get the job done and aren't shitcurity.

And felicity/ashe despite being weird lesbians are very reliable in science.

I agree almost all waifus are useless shutters though, like most players

Honestly? Just make Sawbones Headmin.

>>150769739
TRAFFIC CONES ARE ALREADY A THING

THEY'RE RARE THOUGH, CHECK MAINTS

>>150769804
Yeah, we already have a really bad adminbase, just fuck it up even more.

>>150769752
It seems like ashelicity will nearly always get research done and medbay their delivery
very reliable

>>150761993
Honestly I prefer secborg.
Like last round.

>>150769862
BUT YOU CANT WEAR THEM ON YOUR HEAD

>Lost half an hour of the round because BYOND threw a hissyfit.

I'll just blame the new sprites.

>>150770309
Except when they're antag.

Meta status: communicated.

>Get emagged AGAIN as MoMMI
>Get told to literally kill everyone
>Don't really know how to effectively robust people as MoMMI
>Make a poly acid spray bottle
>Works so-so
>Suddenly a fucking gygax starts protecting medbay
>Resort to prodding and door-crushing instead

Sorry RD. I am not that good at murdering with MoMMI if it isn't le old plasma flood.

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>about to fuck off into space
>AME BLOWN
>ROUGE MOMMI
>SHUTTLE CALL

>>150770463
Well byond is kind of shitting the bed with the 64x64 shit so it's not really too much of a stretch to assume that

>>150770486
I actually feel bad for stopping you in the middle of your autism project
Maybe that's why I pussied out on most of the round
Sorry borer

>>150770486
>again
Do I smell shiticon?

>>150770708
>Start emagging a mommi
>He runs off and starts spamming *Vocalize instead of sitting there and taking it
>Adminhelp and get him jobbaned

>go into full mine-mode
>mfw run through Felicity's diamond scythe artifact and ruin everything

I'm really sorry.

>>150770708
I was unsure of the proper response if I am doing work and notice someone emagging me.
Nothing says I should immediately run and nothing says I can't run to protect myself.

I got caught in the moment and ahelped to get confirmation on what to do.
Please I do not get emagged on purpose.

>Warp someone into space with telescience
>Accidentally to a z-layer with comms
>"It's over"
>No-one cares

>>150770815

It's ok, I was just being dramatic. I found two larges that shift already that were trash so I doubt a third would have been any better.

What is the cyborg equivlent on lifeweb?

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>>150770482

>mfw I walk into research
>felicity is pouring the acid on the ground and trashes the materials, then walks off.
>I hide in xenobio maint for the whole round just praying it is all over soon.

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>>150770486
>being within reach of human beans
>ever

>>150771502
>Not doing autism projects like an extra room just by escape or other things in front of people.

>>150770482
>ashe tries to sneak a plasma fire grenade in the medbay supplies delivery
>gets caught up talking to felicity
>it blows in science

>>150771128
there isnt one, but you can play a whore
is lifeweb only up on sunday and saturday?

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>2hotdogs is still banned

your server admins are mental midgets

>>150771818
>Tfw steal a labeler and wrapping paper from disposals and start mailing incindiary grenades everywhere so they explode randomly and start fires

>>150771967
>2hotdogs is still banned

The only good thing I've seen these Admins do

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>Be xenobiologist
>Lights flicker, decide to hatch a borer
>Buddy is a memer and goes into my groin
>Continue xenobio, eventually get glomped
>Limp to medbay because borer didn't get rezadone yet, forgive him because he's cool
>Get put in body scanner by borg
>Flashes me, puts me in cryo, then sleeper chlorals me before I can say anything
>Pulls me out, takes me to surgery and saws my head off
>Borer ends up crawling out, borg kills it too
>Medstaff find my body and ask over medical channel what happened
>Borg says I was a ling due to the body scanner finding something wrong with my groin and claims it was a proboscis
>Round goes on for 2 hours after this, borg goes braindead 30 minutes after killing me
>It was extended

>>150772152
I think he meant not banned, punishedchiot is playing.

>>150772272
>getting glomped
>ever
Get good.

>>150772272
Did you ahelp it?

>>150772272
Your dick was a probsics

>>150772272
did you ahelp it?
make a ban request

>>150773086
ok that was wrong thread
>>>/ck/7935901

>>150773202
>pomf

Can we just remove genetics entirely?

Every time I try to do a basic murder, all they do is get revived and then instantly blame me. It's their first fucking words every time.

I have to resort to gibbing everyone I kill. It's retarded.

Either ban metashitters who want to validhunt or remove genetics.

>>150771818

There was a time when I worried those two would help each other even if they were antag until I saw how ruthless Felicity was to Ashe the moment she thought something was up that round.

>>150773380
Next time hide the body better.

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>>150773328
Also this fucking captcha
The shilling never ends

>>150773380
Remove head, hide the body better, space it, remove jumpsuit, gib.

There's plenty of options.

>>150773553
Yeah why are they advertising capcom's resident evil

>>150773472
>security checks all closets, trashcans, and bathrooms

No, metafags are the problem.

Clones shouldn't remember what killed them.

>>150773553
>Przegladaj
wot

>>150773380
Debrain, Acid the brain.
Emp cloning
Get hired as geneticist, bring their body to medbay, say its braindead and morgue it
etc

>>150773380
It's not difficult to hide/dispose of the body.

>>150773380
Agreed. What is the point of genetics besides to revive shitters?

>>150773742
Are you aware of how the morgue lights work?

>>150773913
>Splash holy water on the lights
>Done

>>150773698
Well I'm Polish, so that's what browser buttons have as their language and ex-trialminand you really could pop by steam group more often

How did you pick the name for your spessman?

>>150773958
>holy water

That makes no sense.

>>150773973
psh discord is where it's at

>>150774025
He's named after an anime character

>>150774025
I just randomname until I found a good one.

>>150774025
>Listen to Dawson's Christian.
>"Jayne Dawson was the captain of the Christian and her crew"
>Christian And Her
>Christian Ander

Wa la, this is how I name p&p characters too

>>150774025
dindu

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>>150774272
I DO THIS FOR RPGS TOO

>>150771884
saturday sunday and early monday

>>150774054
If you put holy water on something ghosts cant interact with it anymore.
Also wizards cant jaunt over holywater covered tiles.

>>150771128
None
Pretty sure AIs are illegal
If you want to be an autist that fix's shit all day then you could roll migrant and hope you get engineer/mason

>>150774025
Depends which out of my 4
>first one was just something slavic because reasons, hence Aleksiej Morozov
>second one was just random naming until I got one I somewhat liked, hence Israel Lowe
>third was a pun, but I never actually played on it, and it's something I won't reveal yet
>fourth was trying to figure a clever name for my diona, ended up rolling with Walking Branch

>>150774447
When he said morgue lights, he meant the lights on the morgue trays dipshit.

>>150773825
giving minmaxing aspies like you a hard time

>>150774025
I have like 6 spessmen, but I'll explain about the most recent ones.

Izaya, it's a vox and the names comes from Jack Kirby's Fourth World, Highfather's name is Izaya.
Messala of Rome comes from Ben-Hur.
Parsifal the Seeker comes from the Arthurian legend, but the original writing was Parzival.
Siedmund the Walsung comes from the Ring of the Nibelung.

>>150768270
Please for the love of code revert 64x64

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>>150774025
either http://www.behindthename.com/random/
or a musician I like

>>150774025
Ironmoose Wiliam

white sox

>>150771967
Yeah, they got an IQ of a fence post

>>150774787
my memory and attention span are probably like that of a young child so you really have to pester me. case in point somebody wanted me to do something and i told them to remind me in 30 minutes cause i'd likely forget and when they did I had actually forgotten to do it after finishing my project.

>>150774025
i have a lot of characters
one was supposed to be a descendant of russki spacers
one is a reference to an animu
one is an alien pun that doesn't consist of 'ayy lmao'
one is a randomname that i play when i dont feel like rp

>>150775196
can you please leave your ckey so i can metagrudge you

>>150775605
shigvonixzenonilloryj

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Why the fuck do blue tomatoes not make blue ketchup

>>150774025
Name my robot cowboy character. Backstory is his creator loved western films, he is now a bounty hunter and speaks in cliche western protagonist statements

>>150774025
>New character
>Change gender, design them
>The name was okay so kept it.

Tada Terry Watson

>>150774025
pressed random name until I found one I liked

>>150774025
>random name
>random name
>random name
>that's a good one
>random name
>no, the other one was better
>random name
>this one is not bad either, I'll mix them

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>>150775765
Forgot the picture

>>150775765
>Asimov Bounty Hunter
Sure anon, whatever you say

>>150774025
A name that is easy to remember, and can is short of can be shortened.

>>150774025
For my human I rolled with the first generated static I got
For my vox character I cooked up something vox sounding but also short and pronounceable

>>150775956
More the aesthetics than the actual ability, I think

What I want is a detective borg with modules to buddy cop with, but that was deemed too overpowered afaik

>>150775850
I want to kiss you and hold your hand

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>teach someone your department a week ago
>now they play the head role in your department
>try to act like their the boss of you

>>150775761
Underrated meme

>>150776772
Science?

>>150776772
>people who don't wait at least 2-3 months after learning a department before trying the head role

I fucking hate these people

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Real photo of MrFoster and Pomf123 after becoming headmin. He ran on the campaign slogan of "The Chicken and the Canadian"

>>150776772
>tfw nobody ever asks to be taught by you
>tfw just want others to be good at the job I main

>>150776772
>people pda me to teach them
>dont even care if they are antag, just let them in and teach them
>hope the job catches their interest and they play it

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>>150746537
There's nothing wrong with political memes

>>150776772
>their
you must not be hard to trump

>>150776718
I'm not a waifu and you'll make people annoyed at me.

>>150777071
The only head on the station that is actually important and has responsibility is the CE

>no one plays CMO because it's hell
>RD's job is to snoop on messages and keep a finger on robotics control
>HOS is just a targ wrangler with a round start egun and more access
>HOP is a dog enthusiast who only roams beyond cargo and his office to valid hunt

>>150777613
Is this the zyklon guy?
I think I heard about him on radio lab

>>150777873
i play CMO

sometimes i like to think i keep med in line and freeish of shitters

>>150774560
What do they do? They are always 4 red as far as ive seen

>>150778154
You don't.

I just realized goon has a rp server