/ss13g/ spessmen on a spess station

benis :D

xth for Bay has better everything and /vg/ is full of plebs wallowing in shit

>>150640013
Is Paradise Station getting ddos'd or something?

AM I BEING DETAINED

>>150640291
xth for laughing at faggots

>>150640371
*silently stuncuffs and drags to brig*

*erps*

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/11203

Zombies soon

Reica is my waifu for laifu!

Who are your favorite pairs to ship?

I want to get sandwiched by Megurine and Alice!

>>150640291
Then go to bay

punishedchiot is 2hotdgos

>>150640635
Me and (you)!

>>150640762
I do

You still need to understand that you're a bunch of plebs willfully wallowing in shit because of delusional pride in your shitty server

>>150640648
Who?

>>150640902
I play here because the people are nice, not even memeing. All the Bayguys I've seen were cunts

This clown is a huge fuckhead.

>>150641349
ick ein ock

>>150640371
YOU ARE VIOLATING MY RIGHTS
i love screaming shit as assistant when I get arrested and resisting arrest. Or just greyshitting into the brig and slipping sec and farting on them then leaving

>>150641638
Same, especially when I know that I'm in the right (even when I'll be in the brig for way longer).

>>150641948
I don't know why people kill themselves over 5 minute sentences on shit servers like bay or vore sentences are like half an hour for stealing someone's shoes

>>150642097
because your shit

>>150642153
Xd

Hime is cute

>>150641638
Annoying sec is the funnest shit
>Get arrested 4noraison
>Call the secguy rude when he tazes me
>He drags me to sec for interrogating
>Call him a rude dude
>He starts asking me about cult or something
>Ask him for a donut
>He gets me a donut then keeps asking about cult
>I'm not involved in any cult shit but he seems angry so I keep calling him rude instead of answering
>He shouts that he's trying to be nice
>Tell him he's doing a bad job at it then call him a cunt
>He harmbatons me repeatedly then stops suddenly and lets me go
>Not sure if and admin told him to stop or if he realised that he was being a cunt
>Couldn't stop laughing regardless
>Walk out of sec and get jumped by a cultist and converted
>We wait outside sec and convert the guy as he walks past
>He goes full cruise control for cool in LOOC when he sees the squid next to my head
It was glorious

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>>150642598
shit
here's a real SS13 court

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5YSH4yMvkI >>150617001

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>>150643047
oh my god that's my post

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>>150640013
Fun round.

Fuckin traitors man

lisa you fucked up real hard

>Sending a clown out to beat the shit out of the cultist
Feels good

>look at sec
>neville in the brig
>someone brings an empty locker talking something about it being his home
>it gets brought into his cell
>neville gets into the locker
>locker disappears
greytide why

>>150643638
>clown
More like clowntron. You fugged up.

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>>150640013
Does playing a loyalty implanted role like security or captain or whatever fuck up your chances of becoming an antagonist?

Is that why sec is always empty?

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>reica thinks i'm a syndie too
>she's going on a rampage soon
>instead of chloral meme a syndie try to set up a wedding and take her here then blow up
>she's going too fast, borgs subverted
>she ain't gonna wait
>have to blow up because they're going to murder everyone soon
>mfw she just walks it off

>>150643737
Yes.
Yes.

>>150643737
It reduces the chance, but it's not gone altogether.

>>150643737 That's unrelated to the implant.
Some roles are just barred from antag.

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>get admins to start a pomf-approved playerpoll over a weeklong period to decide if skeletons came back after whining about it for a year
>it passes with a resounding 'yes'


Skeletons will return soon friends, and if you don't want 'em you should have voted

>>150643737
You play sec to stop antagonists
It's guaranteed action but in a different flavor.

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>traitor
>gotta kill lisa
>figure she's a syndie
>get kidnapped and de-limbed by bill
>lisa saves me
>tell-all while on the operating table, how i won't kill her but it's my job to
>i really thought she was another agent who came to my aid
>order an e-implant for myself
>she asks for it, and takes it for herself
>fast forward some time
>still not sure what to do
>roboticist comes into surgery for enhanced eyes
>de-brain her, take her ID and borg/emag
>eventually amass an army of emagged borgs made with stolen brains
>they just murder anyone that comes to robotics so i can convert them
>lisa shows up, gets real close
>asks me to marry her
>explodes violently in my face, i barely survive with the help of the borgs
>end up killing myself in robotics when the shuttle arrives
wew

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>>150643798
>>150643815
>>150643828
should just give you a random job like assistant if you roll antag as a sec officer then.

Stupid.

>>150643914
Or you could just play a different role

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>>150643887
>SILICRUTCHES
HAH

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>>150643781
I would have fully gone along with a wedding, with all the borgs in attendance but you killed yourself before we could go to the chapel, that's what started my murderous rampage beyond just amassing real, true silicon friends

>>150643914
There's nothing like having the one obvious antag sec officer that steals prisoners and executes them for minor crimes, and looking the other way

>Late join at 3 minutes till shuttle
>All I can hear is borgs are subverted
>Go to my office to blow them
>Office is bombed and some borg it lasering an officer in robo
>Print a new borg command console
>Blow all the borgs
>Have a bag full of mmis talking to one another on the shuttle about some kind of plans
I felt like I stopped something good from all of the other greentexts other than silicunts killing everyone.

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>want to find out what people think of me
>don't want to mention myself

>>150643887
It was an honor, m'lady.

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>>150644093
since i couldn't let a syndie murder bone people i had to blow up there and hope you died
pic related, detective followed me here

deadmin vulgaris when

>>150644731
It's easy senpai

Hello thread I'm Geoff Acula/Gef21, on a scale of one to ten do you even know who I am?

>>150644731
it's better to be unknown than to be known friendo

do your job and do it well and fame will not come upon you

>>150644731
hey, sometimes you think peeps don't know you, but a person or two recognizes you and thinks really fondly of you.

sure, you may not know it, but it's the thought that counts, right?

(source: happened to me)

>>150645171
I guess you're right, thanks

I try my hardest and mess up sometimes, but I hope people appreciate what I do in cargo

>>150645137
Hi I'm Reica Carter/Strawberrytan, and I've seen you on the manifest but never in person

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>>150644731
>never say a thing about myself in the thread
>people are always shit talking me

>>150645831
see >>150645449
see also: dynamic naming

Not sure who you are,
but have you tried not being a shitter?

Hello thread I'm Alice Conrad/Rhydens Method, on a scale of one to ten do you even know who I am?

>>150646016
I think you're kawaii

Hello thread I'm Julia Brandt/Morena, on a scale of one to ten do you even know who I am?

>>150646241
I want you to eat me

>>150644731
it can't be worse than when somebody posted my deviantart, anon, I'm sure you'll do fine.

Hello thread I'm Mao FungChin/JustSumGuy, on a scale of one to ten do you even know who I am?

Name your top 3 waifus right now!

I want to see if I get noticed

What are some of your ss13 red flags?

Hello thread I'm 2hotdogs, on a scale of one to ten do you even know who I am?

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>>150646608
Julia Brandt
Lisa Tovir
Kaylie Morgan

I understand my taste is trash, but I find them entertaining

Hello thread I'm Intigracy, on a scale of one to ten do you even know who I am?

>>150646659
Oh I know who you are, motherfucker

You outed our cult and cut your own fucking head off with a fire axe right after you cheeky cunt, then said 'oh I had to go'.

Would've been nice if you'd kept bloody shtum about the cult in that case then you indirect-validhunting fucknut

>>150646623
if somebody posts about themselves in the thread more than I see their name in-game, i'm steering clear

>>150646623
Mechanical organs

Hello thread I'm Garryck Varus/Senaat1, on a scale of one to ten do you even know who I am?

>>150646016
Good security player
>>150646241
Terrible meme, regular tier shitter player
>>150646583
Better admin than player, it's a compliment
>>150646659
PunishedChiot, is that you?
>>150646810
Cervix Tickler, /tg/ refugee and erping badmin. Overall better than mrpain
>>150647052
Sawbones metaclub memer, was a bad headmin, doesn't play often and when he does it isn't noticeable

>>150647047
>Someone dares everyone to swap all their limbs and organs to mechanical before the round starts
>Next round is just medbay shouting at people for being cyborgs
I still haven't changed back

>>150646623
When a server has a 'dont be an ass :)' rule. It's basically saying 'we the staff members were too lazy to make a real rule list so just do good stuff and dont do bad stuff ok'

The entire point of a rule list is to cleanse administrative decisionmaking of subjectivity. If you're going to make a rule that's 100% subjective you might as well not bother with a rule list at all.

>>150647291
YOU JUST MAKE SURGERY LONGER YOU FUCK REEEEEEEEEE

>>150644731

I always try to stay under the radar on the thread because whenever I've actually revealed who I am, it turns out people think I'm crap and I get enough of being called crap in my regular life. I only go on this server because I'm not dedicated to online roleplaying enough for anything more than light RP and because I don't need to sign up with a username to an external forum to talk to other players.

I'm not deliberately bad at the game, I swear.

Hello thread I'm Nasir Scott/TheEliminator16, on a scale of one to ten do you even know who I am?

>>150647047
>make a character named "The Machine"
>all mechanical limbs and organs
>bright red eyes
>always shirtless

Hello thread I'm Grady Watson/Doobiedoo23, on a scale of one to ten do you even know who I am?

>>150646016
terrible

Hello thread I'm Reica Carter/Strawberrytan, on a scale of one to ten do you even know who I am?

>>150647667
My lover, we will marry in the sunset & make love in the moonlight!

Hello thread I'm Naomi Williams/SolariousGabriekla, on a scale of one to ten do you even know who I am?

https://www.strawpoll.me/10915452

Vote! It's not about waifus!

Hellad I'm Shiggypiggy on a scale of one to blyat do you want to ride my dick

Hello thread I'm Nick Weller/liltiptop, on a scale of one to nine do you even know who I am?

Hello thread I'm Nick Weller/Liltiptop, on a scale of one to ten do you even know who I am?

>>150647951
You steal my job all the fucking time!

you're much better at it than me though

Hello thread I'm Nick Weller/Liltiptop, on a scale of one to ten do you even know who I am?

Hello thread i'm Lisa tovir/Sandy sand, on a scale of one to ten do you even know who i am?

>>150646583
You seem alright, I'd hug you in the hallway
>>150646659
memes
>>150646810
more memes
>>150647052
I think you're a doctor? You seem okay
>>150647459
0
>>150647580
I like you
>>150648010
memes
>>150648076
>>150648115
Reliably stereotypical security, in all aspects I like the consistency
>>150648169
cute, but valid

Hello thread I'm Nick Weller/Liltiptop, on a scale of one to ten do you even know who I am?

>>150647994
I ain't fuckin with no red-eye mommis, they'll fuck me up.

>>150640635
punishedchiot as the dense anime protagonist and DeadpoolJ as the tsundere twintail highschool girl

Hello thread I'm Nick Weller/Liltiptop, on a scale of one to ten do you even know who I am?

Hello thread i'm spergay vladovich on a scale of one to ten do you even know who I am

Hello thread I'm Jacqueline Brown/Motaccir, on a scale of one to ten do you even know who I am?

Hello thread I'm Nick Weller/Liltiptop, on a scale of one to ten do you even know who I am ?

>>150648405
Your a perty cool warden

Hello thread I'm Nick Weller/Liltiptop, on a scale of one to nine do you even know who I am?

Hello thread I'm Megurine Luka/squidmoko, on a scale of one to ten how many cat boys have I creamed?

>>150647459
Great playermin, great mineral poster, regular player.
>>150647580
Decent admin, never noticed player.
>>150647667
Good player, part of the female static role play squad that I can count on for gimmicks. Terrible traitor gimmick though.
>>150647951
Good detective, good botanist, terrible aim and awful ooc memer, should mute your pic forever
>>150648010
Memes/10
>>150648115
Shitcurity and memengineer also a furry. 6/10.
>>150648169
Lisa torvir a shit.
>>150648405
Pretty decent security, keep it up.
>>150648758
Best HoS, best librarian. Truly a great player.

All me

Hello thread I'm punishedchiot, on a scale of one to ten do you even know who I am?

>>150647241
>senaat
>a bad headmin

are you okay??

Reminder that Alice Conrad is SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD

>>150649440
>>150646623

I'd like to add TEENAGE CHARACTERS.

>>150646016
Rhydens here, this isn't actually me. I'm not clunky enough to use my full ckey.

Hello thread I'm Velard Amakar, on a scale of one to nine do you even know who I am?

>>150649647
I don't think anyone except Morena actually posted themselves

>>150647346
That's a good point, but it's also worth noting that any "Admins have final say" rule completely obliterates the function of rule-lists you described.

>>150647951
leave

>>150649794
Oh, sorry, I just say my name and had a panic attack.

Hello thread I'm Hime Kizuna/NigglyWiggly, on a scale of one to ten do you even know who I am?

remove yred he is terrible as an admin

>>150650031
no

>>150650113
fight me yred

Hello thread I'm DrCelt, on a scale of nine to eleven do you even know who I am?

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>gontran trying to be a waifu

>>150650176
no

>>150650256
Gontron needs to be banned, they shitpost constantly

>>150650256
gontran is a cute french girl irl ;^)

Hello thread I'm chicken (428)/Pomf123, on a scale of one to ten do you even know who I am?

>>150651108
I miss Pomf running around in a chicken costume

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So is this from DirectX? I had to format my boot drive today. I updated my vidya drivers and its still happenin

>>150651267
update byond

>>150651421
It is up to date. I had to reinstall steam/internet/etc today so everything is fresh

Hello thread I'm Trinity Prewitt/BitterVanilla, on a scale of one to ten do you even know who I am?

>>150651267
Yes its from directx

>>150651586
Trinity is too cute. I'd /u/ with her

>>150651586
When will you put me before your work?
When will you notice me?

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37 emitters, I didnt take enough screenshots before the test serb restarted

>>150652390
If you want more, place more shards in the chamber, they don't need to be hit with emitters just need to be in there.
The one being hit will do ~4kj while the rest should do about 1kj each.

>>150652931
I used the supermatter core

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This is the only right answer

>>150652390
I should look at the code but there's definitely diminshing returns.
I think that for a SME that goes over 1 GW you need 2-3 shards and fat lasers on them.

Hello thread, I'm Luke Burns, on a scale of one to ten do you even know who I am?
pls no bully

>>150651267
Directx, byond, and drivers are all causes to this. I had this problem too and after directx it fixed it.

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>>150653428
I can get to 1gw with just one shard, I only need time which is something normal rounds dont give me

>Intigracy: I almost always play female characters in games with a choice

>>150653718
I have abandoned my pursuit of autistic levels of power and instead look to play a more dangerous game, currently researching fine control over emitters, I intend an sme that spans the entire station but harms nothing.
Emitter beams coming from all corners of the station but not hurting a fly.
Insanity is my muse.

>>150653718
My whole point is getting it in a regular round.
I can't use the TEG so I have to rely on that.

But in the end I have no reason to make super engines unless I'm an antag trying to make a super rail gn

>>150653718
Please don't leave

>>150654347
what the fuck is this poster on about

>>150654216
>Emitter banks all powered by solar power, so all of the power from the SME is used by the grid alone
>They are powered by off-station solar generators so as to minimize the stations effect on power input, sending a pulse of emitter power to a convertor
>Giant sod-off beams all throughout the middle of the corridors like we're on some forerunner installation
>All leading to the AI core, now repurposed for a heavily shielded full supermatter crystal

>>150653718
>>150654347
I too would like you to stay

>>150648239
>but valid
?????

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Are you having fun yet?

>>150655524
I want to play that

>>150655524
What is that chair HUD element?

>>150655524
Codebase? What are we looking at here?

>>150655847
FTL13

>>150655524
How does the battle damage even work? Is it rng based on how well you do hits/ get hit or is can you actually have an influence over the fight like picking a place to shoot at on the other ship? On top of the fight going on outside there is an antag, I could only imagine that it would make life a living hell as clockcult eats the materials to fix the ship after a hit.

>>150654951
you always seem to kill me

>>150656196
Who

>>150656129
>Select ship -> fire missiles and lasers
>A part of your ship will magically explode as if a meteor has struck from their weapons fire, shields were online at the time.
>just about knock their shields offline after exhausting missile stock and emptying phaser banks.
>haha raise the shields before you can fire again

I'm confused as fuck how this is meant to play out because the way it is right now is some abstract bore.

I tried to explore as well and I just don't know what I expected. Clearly still very much a work in progress but even the core idea doesn't seem to mesh with ss13 at all.
I wish the mad bastards all the best regardless.

>>150656604
meme wife doctor

I want to teach Lisa proper fucking English

>>150655882
Can I play as an Engi?

>>150656824
Because if I only keep saving you people will get pissy so I gotta target you

somebody PLEASE post the sawbones date with rail greentext

>>150657572
if you remove kavlax

>>150657572
Did someone even greentext that?

>>150656129
Speaking of clockwork cult, why haven't we stolen it as a gamemode yet?

>>150629801
Harley Quinn is a good teacher for Roboticist and Miner

>>150657572
Wow, a shit attentionwhore player plus a shit attentionwhore medbay player, could that get any more cancerous?

>>150657275
Yes, just like FTL you have engines and need to repair the hull and load the MISSILES

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>tfw you get a random disease while flying through space and blackout in your pod before all your bones shatter

>>150655749 It means they're on top of a chair.
Not having that when a jump ends knocks you down and crits you.

>Evangelyne just chilling in the ghetto morgue playing guitar the entire game
>Not even afk, because she waved at me when I unwelded the door
For what purpose

>>150658146 They mean the FTL race, not the SS13 role.
>>150657275 No extra SS13 races yet, IIRC.

>Literally everything about that round

SKILLCAPES WHEN?

never ever

>be clown
>get fire extinguisher and fill with lube (thanks science person)
>its time to oil up.png
>give birth in a toilet stall
>sec breaks into my stall while i'm shitting
>spray them with lube and dash
>get arrested later
>locked in cell for an hour
>diarrea all over the walls
>doctor deems me mentally unfit and says he's going to make me a woman
>removes me from my cell and him and a sec guy conspire to rape me in interrogation
>fill water flower with lube and spray it at them to defend myself
>later escape
>get another fire extinguisher and lube
>janitor beats me to death

good round

>>150658670
Skeletons back when?

>>150658826
>>150658753

>>150658573
>No extra SS13 races yet, IIRC
Lame.
Zoltans charge APCs
Engi do construction steps faster
Mantis do more brute damage
Humans are losers
Slugs have x-ray
Lanius does their usual thing
Rockmen are atmos proof except they need to breathe

Done

>>150658874
>Everyone picks Lanius to make other crewmembers miserable
ofc just the usual stuff

>>150658874
>Engi do construction steps faster
As stupid as this sounds, even making this possible would require a lot of work

>>150658805
Thought it was weird that, when I arrived there was

>Cult papers everywhere
>A debrained clown in one chair strapped in
>A naked woman braindead in the other

And the warden had no helmet lights, so I got Riot gear instead

>>150658826
>>150658753
>>150658670
fuck off you spergs
we are a serious heavy RP server
there's no place for skillcapes or memeraces

now if you excuse me, let me approve this merge of anime references

>>150658874
>x-ray
Whoops, I meant thermals

>>150658874
>Lanius drain all the air out of the room they're in
>They can't do anything because of infinite zas
SOMEONE CODE IT

>Be humble barman from Space Poland
>Go onto station
>Viral outbreaks everywhere
>Medbay getting a little overwhelmed but I didn't see any doctors around.
>Shout over radio that I could cure the virus quicker than medbay can
>They call my bluff, let me into virology
>Medbay actually cures both viruses while I'm still screaming to be let out of virology with the antibodies for one virus

Showed me not to run my mouth.

>>>150659084 >150658753 (You)
I'm agreeing with you. Why (me)?

>>150659057
Aren't construction steps just a delay?
Regardless there's not much else you can do with engis aside from lowering their brute damage output.

>>150659189
but poland cannot into space

>>150659154
I wanted to code something similar ages ago, basically a metal-based mime race of sharp edges and cute

Then somebody pointed out it was basically the lanius and the project was discarded

>>150659236
so you don't think you are a special snowflake for seeing me bannu three guys
yeah that's right, you are bannu too, for involving yourself into this

>Get hit twice by a floortile
>Lose 30% blood in the time it takes to go from the bar to medbay
>One more hit would've put me in crit
What the fuck

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>>150659303

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>>150658871
>>150659084

i have bad news for you

>>150658826
but for you, I have good news

http://ss13.moe/index.php/poll/50

>>150659363
Just add all the races desu, mantis should gofast, slugs would goslow and rockmen would make great engineers since they can just walk into the burn chamber/SME thing and be alright

>>150659475
15 brute per tile.

>>150659647

That actually wasn't the image I intended to post, but I'll roll with it.

I'm not even Polish and I've never been to Poland in my life.

>>150659708
cool, can't wait for all the skeleshitters to come back for le epik memes

>>150659857
me plays trumpet on my ribcage

>>150659857
Don't forget everyone who played them was a shitter, and thats why pomf removed them

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>>150659708

Rejoice, my spooky brothers and sisters, for it is time to greet back our lost skeletonies like Jones Bones, Clavicle Skeletoni and Bob the Necromancer

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>>150660150
FREE

>>150660150
>>150659857
It's hilarious how thread shitposting was exactly right

r8 my absolute madman trader gimmicks
>sell the nuke disk to the Syndicate
>sell a live xeno to Nanotrasen
>sell the captain's hat to a Mommi
>sell a choraled changeling to xenobio
>sell the super matter shard to the singularity

>>150647291
>everyone is fully robotic
>Clown is given a box of EMP grenades
>Hijinks ensue

>>150660280
t. thread shitposter

Hello thread I'm Harley Quinn/EenKogNeeto, on a scale of one to ten do you even know who I am?
Hardmode: Also rate my alt characters Isabella James, Incin Fuego, And Tachiha

>>150660428
>Cyborg engi sets up the singulo
>Instacrit by the EMP

>>150660483
Compared to being a skeleton player that's a compliment.

is steve gonna be free

>>150650214
homo for orcs/10

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Gentlemen, how do we get more stations?

>>150660797
We don't. A majority of players don't like anything different.

>>150660797
Port The Northern Star/Virstation/Polaris' Map/Whatever you wanna call it

They have so much fucking open space, and it all goes to waste on a 30 player pop

>>150650214
Homo for Royal Canadian Mounted Policemen/10

>>150660354
>>Sell a chloraled changeling to xenobio

Reminds me of the time where, once a ling went horror form, it was subdued, the brain removed, and people were just having their brains swapped into horror forms as the ling brain kept being put into new monkey bodies to go horror form

>>150660702
I think so, and I'm pretty excited.
Looks like I picked the right time to come back!
t. Steve

>>150660956
I've got most of it already done but I have malicious intentions instead of porting it as a station.
The map file is also suffering from some sort of layer sickness, it loads fine but during mapping I can't see any fucking airlocks and such, nightmare.

>>150660797
I would love a hollow station but that one looks like trash
Not enough maint, and no comfy space views.

>>150660797
Run it by the metaclub before you try to force it on the server and actually fix what they tell you is broken

>>150661159
i love you even if you do intend to just blow it to smithereens and use it as an away mission

you should still keep a backup copy of the ported-ish version and let the community have their way with it or something

>>150647052
Senaat is the fucking best.

>>150658826
Did you know on Hippie Skeletons can speak in either Papyrus font or Sans font?

If that quirk cannot be showcased as the embodiment of everything wrong with hippie then fuck me.

>>150660797
Last two maps were removed by boxbabies
Next one will be too

>>150662006
>Papyrus font or Sans font
If that happens on this server, then I don't want skeleton back

>>150662006
are dumblrtalefags the new horsefuckers

are they the ones we're supposed to get our panties in a twist over for no real reason

>>150660894
Find a station that isn't shit and maybe we'll like it.

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>>150662006

We had skeletons way before undertale came to bullshit on them, anon.

>>150662603
And it's almost like people will do it now that it is.

>>150662162
>removed by boxbabies
Bus was removed because it was actually just a broken map
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/10941

>>150660354
>Selling the cap's hat to a mommi.
You mad man, that hat will never be seen again! Fun fact, if a mommi has a hat and gets killed the hat gets deleted.

>>150658805
>Implying I'd ever rape you
I was just there to watch the medicine man spam-table you
T.Security

>>150662006
I can't speak for the other skeletons, but I never played undertale, so i couldn't care less

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvRUy2PMzZA
STANDING

>>150663275
Fun fact,if you build a smart fridge over an object like fruits and shit it will delete them

>>150663567
fuck off

>>150663567
>Already there's a video of it
>Me as Alice just awkwardly standing there
This is how I'll be remembered

>>150663567
>unlisted

>>150663567
literal shit fuck off

>Someone finally fell for a ruse of mine
Is this what being a clown feels like?

>>150663649
Yes, you will be remembered as someone who craves attention

>>150663567
>piano wiki page has it
Nice

>>150663827
Thx for giving it to me senpai

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Reminder
If you can't fit this blurry image fully on your monitor you are not elegible to play the future of /vg/ + tg ss13: 64x64 sprites.

Disclaimer: no actual 64x64 sprites included

>>150664138
You already got it for playing as a "female", you'll be shitposting in thread with your name later anyways

>>150663567
>have a different soundfont for whatever reason

Alternate version if fags for some reason want it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv1Md1h2m5I

>>150664365
But anon
I don't play as a female
I was a wizard who mindswapped into that body

>>150664630
okay

Someone will be ahitposting with that name later anyways.

>>150664424
Don't think the violin is picking up for some reason

>>150664837
Ah that seems to be it.
I put it down to Linux fuckery so oh well.

>>150664256 f11, but it fits.

>>150664424
Instruments are no longer a bunch of pre-recorded instructions for each note on different files.

>>150659270
Yes
The trouble is changing that delay only for certain people

I don't know whether or not TG has good construction datums, but we don't
Well, we have pretty OK construction datums, but only like four things use them
The rest are all separately hardcoded

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pls unban i made a mistake

Ooga booga where the vox women at

>>150666335
just evade it

POMF I KNOW YOU ARE AROUND YOU NEED TO FIX THE SERVER OR SOMETHING, HALF THE NEW ADMINS SUCK, CODERS ARE FORCING HORRIBLE SHIT, AURX IS LITERALLY RETARDED

I don't want to have uncanny sprites for everything in spess
please, please no

>>150666335
Maybe you shouldn't have made a mistake.

>>150664256
why the fuck is that still a splash image anyways?

>>150666335
FLAVORTOWN

>>150666689
I don't know the answer to that, but I want to respond.

>>150657843
Because tg's clockcult is a bastardized version of what is was originally meant to be.

Or, at least that's what I've heard.

http://pastebin.com/1hFyT2T2
>tfw rapefic anon will never make a comeback

>some plasmafag was being a shit tier captain all yesterday every single round
>go to banpage
>see he's banned
top kek, I knew he'd get banned soon for being such a shitter but I didn't know it was this bad.

>Logged in on another character/account when he died as "Plagueman"/ Vesunzaki . Appeal this in some time when you know the rules better.

>>150663567
fuck off with your shitty band gimmick shilling

>>150666604
I am mad with power, thank you, not retarded.

Or maybe both, but it's mainly mad with power.

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Ready up for 64x64™

>>150668742
it was nothing like the original design document

>>150669326
you are and idiot :)

>>150669294
You're 100% retarded

>tfw platonic IC frienship with female static namer is becoming too stronk for my liking
Should I throw her out of an airlock or something?

>>150663647
>>150663779
>>150669195
Why are you so mad?

>>150669654
Because you didn't fix the notes to make the song sound proper

>>150669619
get antag
stalk her
chloral, drag into maint
torture
go full edgelord psychopath
take pictures and post in thread afterwards

>>150669619
Play a different character for a few days.

>>150669619
Who?

>>150669362
So it is.

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>gontran more like gontransexual amirite?

>>150670107

When did gontran stop getting all the waifus?

1080 or up from now on boys

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uh guys

FBB did nothing wrong

>>150670731
I fucking hate our coders

>>150669362
>original design document
Post it.

30MB of resources, buckle up

Do you think all these bitchy waifus secretly want to get raped?

>>150673859
There are no bitchy waifus.

>>150673859
probably. On the purge trinity fucking loved it

>>150673859
PLEASE RAPE ME t. Hyun

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>tfw you will never sit on comfy chairs with your pet monkey, smoking alone with comfy music playing.

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>Oh boy, time for guitars
>People queueing up in cargo to buy their own, so I buy 2 crates and some pizza, hoping we can jam together
>Turns out they had already set up a band pre-round
>Decide to turn my attention to learning how to midi and searching the other stations for music we don't have
>Busk outside of medbay, earn some dosh
>Find the deus ex theme, so decide to play that to science
>Felicity Riviera says "Do you know The Foggy Dew?"
>Shrug, go to the books, it's not there
>Learn midi2piano, spend half an hour doing about 3 different techniques, get it down, and later play it to them
>They fangirl out in the cutest way possible, pic related

The Foggy Dew

BPM: 259
B5/1.14,D6,E6/0.52,D/1.04,B/1.02,E/0.55,D/1.18
B/1.05,A5/0.56,B/0.5,D5/0.58,E5/1.23,Gb5/1.07,Gn
B/1.07,A/1.14,G/0.97,E/0.51,E/1.16,D/0.94,E/0.17
B/1.09,D6/0.94,E6/0.56,D,B/1.09,E/0.55,D/1.21,B
A/0.57,B/0.53,D5/0.53,E5/1.21,Gb/1.04,Gn/0.91
B/1.21,A,G/0.97,E/0.48,E/1.09,D/0.92,E/0.21,E/1.04
Gb,Gn/0.39,B/0.84,D6/0.51,C6/1.29,B/0.97,A/0.52
A/0.55,B/0.51,G/1.21,A/0.98,B/0.48,G6/0.52,E6/1.12
D/0.81,B/1.21,D,E/0.17,B/1.14,D/0.92,E/0.54,D/1.07
B/1.04,E/0.55,D/1.02,B/1.09,A/0.52,B/0.52,D5/0.52
E5/1.14,Gb5/1.14,Gn/0.94,B/1.04,A/1.12,G/0.89
E/0.48,E/1.09,D/0.87,E/0.06

Stairway to heaven Intro

165 BPM

A,C4,E4,A4,B4-Ab3,E,C,B,C5-G,E,C4,C5,Gb4-G3,D4,An
G4,F-E,C4,A,C/0.5,E,C,A,B3-Gn3-B2,A2-A3-C
C-A-A2/0.33,A,F,E3,A,A3,C,E4,B4-Ab,E,C,B,G-C5,E,C4
C5,Gb4-G3,D,An,G4,F-E,C4,A,C/0.5,E,C,A,B2-B3-Gn3
A2-A3-C,A2-C-A3/0.25,A2,B2,C3,E3,G,E4,Gb4-D3,D4,A3
G,F-E,C4,A,E,B3-A2/2,C/2,A3,A2,B2,C3-C4,Gn3,E3,C
G2-G4,B3,G3,G4,A3-D-G-D3/2.67,Gb/1.6,G-D4
D-G-D3-A/0.25,A2,B2,C3,E,Gn3,C4,Gb4-D,D4,A3,G,F-E4
C,A,E,B3-A2/2.67,C/1.6,A3,A2,B2,C3,E3,Gn3,C4,D3,A3
D4,Gb4,C-E4-A-F,F-C-E-A,E-C-A-F/0

>>150674147
>fucking loved it
can't beat the dick

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=34&t=2401&start=30

>admins in charge of not cheating and seeing who the antags are when a round starts while playing head roles

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>>150674543

thanks for making medbay rad, mechanic guy

>>150674516
>you made the foggy dew in midi2piano
what is your ckey so I can metafriend you

>>150674516
Do you convert mp3s to MIDIS or do you just find a midi file of a song laying around? I've been doing the latter.

>>150674678
why the fuck can't nuke read?
worse yet he seems to read just fine and then forget most of it when he starts typing his reply

>>150674735
>[17:08:25]SAY: Felicity Rivera/Harse Theef (@293,237,1) As Galactic Common : Thank you for that.
>[17:08:30]SAY: Unknown/DragonBro (@293,240,1) As Galactic Common : You're welcome

>dragonbro doing cute things

>>150674902
use this guide.http://robustvinyl.com/ss13/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Music

>>150673859
Name Bitchy waifus, I want to get raped but I'm not a huge bitch

>>150674902
I searched for the midi versions, so you can easily separate by instrument

Use MIDIEditor over PianoRoll that's suggested in >>150675009 , pianoroll's a pain

I'm going to rape Evangelyne Garland

>>150673859
do you think waifus secretly want to be [spoilers] blown up like balloons[/spoilers]

Damn, now we have guitars I'll need to re-do my Roundabout midi properly.

>>150674982
Dragonbro is the best admin!

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>>150674982
>dragonbro cucking ashe
>felicity becoming heterosexual

Diethyl, notice me!

>>150674516
>>150674982
>You will never make someone legitimately happy in spess
>You will never be more than a boring npc

Fuck..

>>150674115
Caleigh, Trinity, Fay, Reica, Julia.
All bitchy. All would give handies in downtime if there was ERP allowed

>>150675667
>used to be notorious waifufag
>now hardly noticed NPC

where did it go so wrong

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>>150675457

>>150675708
>Caleigh
>Bitchy

Take. It. Back.

>>150675708
>>150675820
Yeah, Caleigh isn't a bitchy.

Harro, thread.
On a scale meh/meh how much do you care about h0l3 being Russian?
Also, boombibles

>>150675758
>Used to get like 3 posts about my static a thread like a week ago
>Now 0

Did I die?

>>150675970
Your waifu was a flavour of the week, unlike certain other, timeless waifus.

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When you need to be kawaii but also want to be deadly

>>150675954
What?

>>150676125
No, say it ain't so. I thought people legitimately liked me.

>>150676384
Nobody likes you
Nobody will ever like you
Get over it and stop trying to be famous, fall in line with the rest of the forgotten waifus and husbandos

>>150673859
they're girls, so yeah

>>150676234
My thoughts precisely

>>150676548
People said I was good. Was it all lies?

I stopped posting about my waifu because I didn't know if they liked the attention or not

>>150676657

>they're girls

Oh, my sweet summer child...

>>150676705
It's always lies

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ADMIN LOG: Senaat1/(Garryck Varus) removed drcelt from the admins list

SENAAT IS BACK AND HE'S BRINGING THE HEAT

>>150674516
Teach me your secrets.

>>150676973
yeah good jo-what the fuck when?

>>150676141
Harlequin you didnt protect me at all, we were on the same squad senpai

>>150677053
Alrighty

First, find the MIDI version of your song that sounds good to you

Then, use MIDIEditor to open it, and find the main instrument, they should all be on their own separate tracks if the person who made the MIDI knew their stuff

Then, press the eyeball next to the track to hide the 'main instrument', CTRL A, delete, that should clear out all the other instruments, as MIDI2PIANO prefers single track

Now, I usually only take a single sample from the music I want to convert, you can either highlight the area you want and copy it to a new MIDI (Screws up the tempo) or select everything but the area you want and delete it (Gets a bit exhausting as MIDIEDITOR doesn't scroll sideways so much)

Now, save your file as its own MIDI so you don't overwrite the one you downloaded, and import to MIDI2PIANO located in the server files (vgstation13->Tools->MIDI2PIANO)

The BPM may be in the thousands when you do so because chords tend to screw up how it detects the BPM, so that's where you need to be ingame with an instrument to tune your new sheet of music, and fiddling with the MIDI in MIDIEDITOR until everything sounds just right

>>150676898
NO.

It was fact, I am GOOD.

>>150677756
Ah, so if you don't have a midi to start with you're fugged.
Well, noted anyway, big thanks.

>>150675895
More of a whorish, I guess

>>150677779
Maybe you are good
But nobody will remember you for good, only shit

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>>150676973
The lord has blessed us today

>>150677850
Eh, you can use some MIDI to MP3 stuff, but I'm not too much of a fan of them, especially since most of them only let you convert 10 seconds at a time unless you register

>>150677850
you could always find the sheet music to your favourite songs and transcribe them yourself. I've done it with a few tracks that I keep to myself for when I want to piano.

>>150677883
>caleigh
>a whore

CALEIGH IS PURE! PURE!

and RIPE for breaking, i wanna make her cry and sob and scream

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>>150677403
Too busy carrying random shit to sulaco and trying not to die. I assume you were the person who ran into the infested FOB instead of running?

>>150678175
>Caleigh is for breaking
>Trinity us for raping
>Megurine is for ???
>Naomi is for ???