/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess station

I should be an admin!

Reminder Xevonix's next metagaming ban will be a permanent!

Remove 64x64 also Yred

We'll have 64x64 hairstyles soon
What kind of cut you want

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5th for 64x64 making mapping literally impossible

revert or RIOT

Protolathes, autolathes, exosuit fabricators and General Fabricators being sufficiently loud machines WHEN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDSLWYHuj4g

>>150840757
>minimalist
good
>ponyshit
no

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>>150840941
Gosh I hope so, watching him have another hissy fit screaming "METAGRUDGE METAGRUDGE" would be hilarious.

punishedchiot is 2hotdogs

MrPain is so shit, who the fuck let him come back?
Oh wait, it was nuke, who didn't want the headmin role and fucked around like the retard he is the entire time before leaving.

>>150841228
>last xevonix ban request
>waaa solarious is just metagruding me, I didn't even metagame that bad guys!

>>150841108
The message on that was "we heard someone on another repo was doing a mapping program outside of DM so we are not reverting because of that"

Reminder that moving to 64x64 without re-spriting all of the current sprites beforehand is going to lead to mixels, meaning the game will look shitty and inconsistent instead of just shitty.

Reminder to end those who have wronged Yahir

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>>150840757
>>ComicIronic was confirmed to be a brony. He's soon getting removed from the coder team and having his collab status on GitHub removed. http://comicironic.deviantart.com/gallery/
>mfw know one will ever know about who the other brony on the coder team is.

>>150841108
>caring about mapping

Opinion discarded

>14 online on a Saturday
what the fuck

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>>150841498
fuck offerino

>>150841491
its cool dude, you dont have to post on my behalf
it will only clog up the thread with pointless stuff

www.strawpoll.me/10929155

Let's settle it

>>150841452
>lel whatever sprites are inconsistent anyways
>so what spriters will do it
>well we could instead use 32x32 but refine it with smaller pixels
>but they are the same right now, nothing is being changed yet

>>150841604
Nice thumbnail faggot

Everyone, please remember to vote that Trannies make you uncomfortable on that sponsored strawpoll!

>play this game because I have a shitty toaster
>now constantly getting lag and freezes

at least our decade old sprite game looks like it has no noticeable difference. Fuck you meme coders

>>150842179
You don't get it, our large team of dedicated spriters is being paid to resprite every single thing in the game as HD, so while there's no difference now, in six months most of the game will have proper 64x64 sprites

>>150842036
But it's not a thumbnail.

>>150842179
All improvements are disabled with 64x64

>>150842309
Then why don't implement 64x64 IN SIX MONTHS?
When we have all the new sprites ready to go instead of suffering shitty performance for the privilege of seeing upscaled 32x32 sprites?

Do you fap to cute SS13 girl sprites? Personally I often fap to my own girl characters.

>>150842491
YOU DON'T GET IT YOU ARE NOT A CODER
IT'S BETTER FOR SPRITERS EVEN IF THEY CAN'T SEE IT

>>150841494
it's You

>>150842585
No because they're too low resolution

That's actually why I changed most of our sprites to 64x64 - so that I can jerk off to Felicity when somebody sprites HD females

>>150842585
I just like dressing up in cute clothes. You shouldn't masturbate to your own characters, or any characters in general.

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>>150843049
hwats my ckey

who do you miss?

>it's an "AI powercreep" episode
t-thanks coders

>>150840757
Literally every coder we have except Clusterfack is a furry, how is this news?

>>150843259
Fat Albert.

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>>150843259
My niggas from the times I was only starting to play

>>150843240
It's killette

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>>150841393
So what you're saying is that there is ONE editor that lets me comfortably code for 64x64 spessmen - and it's not available or even fucking finished?
based

>>150843312
clusterfack is a hillary shill if you didn't knew ;)

>>150843384
t. virtual machine ban evader pro

>>150843513
Good, at least we have someone rational who isn't supporting a russian manchurian candidate for president

>>150843312
except Clusterfack and me

>>150843513
FUCK OFF RIRI

>>150843568
Nah, it was actually from times when I still had a win XP PC, which was like, 3-4 years ago

I miss those times, where I had to restart my PC every hour of playing spess because reasons

>>150843259
Elim

hi post a bug you want fixed

>>150844148
64x64

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>>150844246

>>150844148
every sprite is 64x64 for some reason

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>>150844148
this one

>>150844148
https://github.com/drcelt

>>150844148
64x64

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>>150844345
done

Guys I wana try CM but I've never medium rpd and don't wana get banned

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>>150844148
Teleporters exiting the game

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>>150844429
thanks!

>>150844148
I think anyone can unlock supermatter crates right now. Have yet to test it.

>>150840757
Can Plasmamen use chems or not?

>>150845473
Yes.

Skeletons can too, with syringes.

>>150845549
That's kinda bullshit since they cant even bleed.

>>150844562
play ayy and you dont have to rp at all

>>150845601
Deal with it.

>>150844246
>>150844291
>>150844381
Samefag.

>>150845863
clusterfag

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Movie night is back tonight with a SKREEOOONK! Godzilla breaks onto the stream with three monster mashes, starting at 8pm EST!

Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla 2
Godzilla (American 2014 film)
Godzilla: Final Wars
And maybe some others if we want when we're done.

>>150846204
Forgot the stream link
http://connectcast.tv/Orzorn

>>150846204
Be there or be SQUARE!

>Xevonix/Pvak gets banned
>chiot gets unbanned, banned, then unbanned again
>planes
>64x64
>guitars
>Vulgaris deadminned
>Nuke quits
What a busy week for space

>>150846204
That sounds terrible

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>>150846803
>planes
CEEEEEELT

>>150846803
>>Nuke quits
Wait, what? [citation needed]

Pomf revert 64x64 you chicken

Question:

How do I get from asteroid to the station proper without using a shuttle?

Is it z-levels? How the fuck do I change z-levels?

guys today is sawbones's birthday please wish him a happy birthday

>>150847269
happy birthday sawbones!

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Deal with every single issue IC, being back Quick choke, Make Spaceman Robust Again

>>150847249
You space yourself and pray you hit the station. Bring a fire extinguisher.

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>>150847269
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAWBONES

>>150847378
I've tried ghosting around looking for the asteroid and I've never found it.

Is it an admin command or something?

>>150847445
The asteroid is on another Z-level. you can go to the edges of a Z-level to go to another, random Z-level (that isn't centcomm.)
As a ghost you can use the 'teleport' command to jump to specific places.

>>150847269
is he 18 yet?

>>150847249
Each z level is a 500x500 square
Z level 1 is where the main station is

When you cross one of the four edges of a z level you get moved to the edge of another z level, while maintains the same velocity and direction.

Fly around in space with a jetpack and a GPS and you'll figure it out fast

Z level 1 main station
Z level 2 centcom (can't reach it through normal means)
Z level 3 comm sat
Z level 4 Derelict, DJ station, clown roof
Z level 5 asteroid
Z level 6 lots of empty space and the salvage shuttle

>>150847756
17. It'll be another year before ERP is allowed, sadly.

I can't believe we can't have lewds because of one player.

>>150847208
It's on the forum

>>150847208
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=40&p=13937

So how is Pomf now? 28? 29? Is he currently wageslaving?

>>150848024
I think Pomf still works for that one site where you do something but I forgot what you do ans what it's called.

>>150848134
Doesn't he check results for google or something?

I have a radical proposition. Head roles are locked to human only. Clown, mime, and assistant roles are locked to nonhuman only. I feel like this would fix everything.

>>150849020
I think we should remove miner and roll it in with Trader

>>150849650
Man I forgot traders even existed.

>>150849020
Asimov laws should be changed to replace "human" with "sentient"

Lings are people too.

>>150849020
Don't forget janitor

>>150850123
Shit you're right.

>>150850028
>borgs now follow their own orders
>borgs now fight their own wars
Get out of here armstrong

>>150850423
I HAVE A DREAM

>>150850423
I cant let you do that dave

>>150850423
Borgs are not sentient.

End of line.

>>150850651
yes they are

>>150850651
They sort of have to be to follow orders and have damage readouts.

>>150850651
If that were the case, they couldn't percieve when you give them orders, and thus they wouldnt be able to follow asimov.

>>150851229
That makes no sense.

Your computer is not sentient, but it can perceive commands you give it.

>what is a philisophical zombie

>>150850494
You're batshit insane!

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>Mime is a tator
>Emaggs the jukebox, c4's punpun, etc
>Gives me a hand tele and the spare
>Become CLOWN CAPTAIN
>SHITPOST ON ANNOUNCEMENTS
>RUN FROM SECURITY
>BULLY HUNTER TO DEATH
>MAKE SOME RANDOM GUY WHO HAS A PAPER SAYING "DIPLOMA" CMO
>MAKE SURE THAT BURNT CORPSE STAYS IN SECURITY
>GIVE TOO MUCH ACCESS TO EVERYONE RELATED TO BARTENDING AND BOTANY
>BECOME FRIENDS WITH THE DIONA
>MAKE LOLITABOT BULLY A MOMMI
>LEAVE
This is more fun than ACTUALLY playing captain

Aren't borers just little worm niggas who help you out if they want or just watch you die if they want

>>150851313
Actually, if you put a camera or keyboard on a computer, by the definition it is sentient. Robots like big dog even moreso.

>>150851457
It's another antag turned non-antag
Look how well it's turned out for vox
Kill all borer players, bully people who accept them like you do the people who accept vox.

>>150851441
>bullying MOMMI

You're worse than Space Hitler.

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>>150851441
I was that diona you made an officer

I was a traitor lol

I only killed my target though who was in perma.

>>150851441
Fake Captain is the best role by far, also you should've taken the captains headset like I did, sec was talking mad shit about you

>lead to 3 antags arrests
>handcuffed another
>witnessed the explosion of one more and prevented singuloose
>refused to listen to "bUrg uChuff me" by the person later going on a wheelchair rampage on the shuttle

My validsenses have not failed me.

Validborg best borg.

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>it's another chloral + wheelchair episode

>>150851313
>muh spooky qualia meme magic

>>150851457
They're meant to be organic pAIs that infest their host and help them to the best of their abilities.
They're not allowed to harm their host, either.

>>150851313
You dont know what sentient means. You are probably thinking of sapient when you say sentient, like most uneducated folk.

>>150851551
"Sentience" is defined as self consciousness, not fucking perception.

You stupid nigger.

>>150851630
>hurr my infinite recursion reductionism

>>150851597
>>refused to listen to "bUrg uChuff me" by the person later going on a wheelchair rampage on the shuttle

Why did you do this?

>>150851597
Were you the borg who killed the tator that killed me? If so then thanks you saved me you lawbreaking shit

>want to test out bomb mixes
>wait the several years it takes for heaters/freezers do their job badly
>get killed on the way to the test site
>my purpose as a toxins scientist is complete
>tator runs off with the bomb
>only 14 dev, was meant to be 17
I tried/10

>>150851597
>literally going against your lawset

shitter detected, I got autotatored a minute before shuttle and you were on ASIMOV

>>150851597
>ignoring orders
>potent hams
>validhunting
why didnt anyone ahelp this silishit?

>>150851716
You seem to be disagreeing with the webster dictionary.

>>150851701
Sapient is "tool using". Idiot.

>>150851839
>argument from authority

>>150851746
I didnt kill anybody. I tased some dude on the shuttle who pulled a laser gun.

>>150851718
Because I am not a "burg" and cant "un-chuff" people.

>>150851597
I should gather as much information I can about your shittery and report you on the forums and to Pomf personally, you lawbreaking faggot shit.

>>150851718
Invalid syntax, please try again. :|

>>150851904
Your defense is that I was slurring, and therefore not human?

>>150851904
BAN THIS MAN

>>150851994
No, that he couldn't understand the order, you stupid nigger

>>150851904
But you're clearly showing you understood the command and intent
That excuse doesn't fly.
Are you suggesting you went against the rules despite knowing what you should do on a weak excuse like that?

>>150851884
>I disagree with the dictionary on what words mean
Well, enjoy making up your own language, then. I go by what words are defined as, myself. Much clearer.

>>150851904
>thinking that typos mean that you don't have to listen to them

I bet that you also ignore everyone who calls you a "borg" when you're actually a posibrain android, you faggot. I hope you die in a fire.

I'm seriously considering to report you now.

>>150852107
I go by common usage, not by etymology.

We'd all be speaking old english if people like you had their way.

>>150851904
>knows exactly what a human said
>ignores it
CKEY AND BAN HIM FROM SILICONS

>>150852083
You did understand the order, you're just being a shitter and trying to get out of following your laws

Asimov comes before space law

>>150852083
Go lick a plug socket please

>>150851904
So are we going to get this faggot's ckey or not?

Let me add onto the borg being a shitter
>about a minute after i was cuffed and left, a radstorm rolled in
I wouldn't have been able to get into maint if it weren't for other people being there at a convenient time
>the borg of course did not come back

>>150851904
Elaw or Lolitabot?

borg was Elaw/Mcgstyle
Make a ban request on this shitter

>>150852181
Whatever you say, mr first year philo.

>>150852627
Bitch I'm an assistant professor.

>>150851904
Character name Elaw
Ckey Mcgstyle

He's clearly a newfag but still a shitter, I'm too lazy to get more info now so I'll either make a quick forum report or leave it to later.

You won't be able to be respected on this server ever again you fucking lawbreaking shit, I'll make sure you metagrudge you during every single round.

Preferably you should fuck off to TG and never come back. We don't need "people" like you here.

>>150852564
It wasn't lolitabot because of tazer, but we should check the logs anyway before doing anything

>>150852668
Toplel

Ok let's make a ban request on Elaw then

I don't like him either

>>150852718
>mcgstyle
>newfag
Nah think you are the newfag if you dont recognize that ckey

>>150852532
Anything else? The more info we can get about this shitter, the faster we can get him banned. It doesn't matter if it happened during a different round.

Also learn how to greentext properly you faggot.

Time to metagrudge this borg until he gets permabanned

>>150851904
Despite what the shitters say, this is legit. Speak clearly to borgs, or they are technically allowed to ignorw you.

>>150852906
He created his account in late 2014 (December), that's definitely a newfag for me. Kill yourself.

>>150853052
>two years
>new
hmm...

>>150853052
What is the cutoff date for newfags?

2012-ish, right?

SAY: Mcgstyle/(Elaw) (@240,224,1 Binary: I wish I werent asimov right now
Elaw/Mcgstyle (@259,242,1) As Galactic Common : good thing she is talking about burgs
Elaw/Mcgstyle (@248,242,1) As Galactic Common : But I dont identify as burg
Elaw/Mcgstyle (@255,242,1) As Galactic Common : if she was talking about borgs she could mean me

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>Reica says "uncuff me"
>Borg says "good thing she's talking about burgs" and walks off
>ASIMOV
:^)

>>150853015
That's wrong you faggot. No one has ever forgiven a ban over something like this before.

>>150852927
I think that's all I can personally give, the exact situation was this
>reports of a murderer with a fireaxe
>bloody, axe-wielding masked person comes into the bar
>chill out
>they order a drink
>upon getting their drink, they start trying to chop op a bar patron
>chase them out the bar with my wicked sick stun baton
>a sec officer tazes me in the crossfire
>valid borg rushes in and cuffs me
>i ask at least twice for it to uncuff me
>it rolls away, leaving me behind a firelock
>radstorm happens

Also, someone bolted me into the medbay compartment of the escape shuttle before I did anything, and I'd bet it was them

>>150853015
how about leaving me cuffed in a hallway after a radstorm alert?

>>150852718
This post has caused any ban attempt to fail. Keep it in your pants until after next time ya maroon

>>150853294
Keep telling yourself that, all it takes is one quick conversation with Pomf and he's out. Many of us still have some connections in the metaclub so he has no chance.

>>150853249
He was gone long before the radstorm. Borgs are literally not allowed to care about potential harn like "there might be a radstorm later" by server rules.

>>150853052
Yeah just like punishedchiot/2hotdogs is a new player that need to be delt with patience

>>150850423
IN MY SPACE, PEOPLE WILL FIGHT FOR WHAT THEY BELIEVE IN! NOT FOR CREDITS, NOT FOR PLASMA! EVERY SPESSMAN IS FREE TO FIGHT HIS OWN WARS!

[10:18:14]SAY: Reica Carter/Strawberrytan (@275,241,1) As Galactic Common : Borg
[10:18:17]SAY: Reica Carter/Strawberrytan (@274,241,1) As Galactic Common : Uncuff me
[10:18:24]SAY: Reica Carter/Strawberrytan (@274,241,1) As Galactic Common : I was merely assisting
[10:18:29]SAY: Elaw/Mcgstyle (@271,243,1) As Galactic Common : I have reica
[10:18:38]SAY: Reica Carter/Strawberrytan (@268,242,1) As Galactic Common : BORG
[10:18:40]SAY: Reica Carter/Strawberrytan (@268,242,1) As Galactic Common : DID THAT
[10:18:40]SAY: Reica Carter/Strawberrytan (@268,242,1) As Galactic Common : BORG
[10:18:42]SAY: Reica Carter/Strawberrytan (@268,242,1) As Galactic Common : JUST CUFF ME
[10:18:43]SAY: Corpus/ (@267,233,1) : Slirp.
[10:18:44]SAY: Reica Carter/Strawberrytan (@268,242,1) As Galactic Common : AND FUCK OFF
[10:18:45]SAY: Reica Carter/Strawberrytan (@265,243,1) As Galactic Common : WOW
[10:18:52]SAY: Reica Carter/Strawberrytan (@261,241,1) As Galactic Common : UNCUFF ME YOU NUT
:^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^)

>>150853294
Not at all when an asimov borg doesnt follow laws

>>150853417
Fahnny jok

>>150853484
slirp

>>150853419
>long before
since I was still cuffed in the same general area, it couldn't have been more than two or three minutes and you're telling me that time frame absolves it of the fact that it cuffed me and left me there? Borgs know radiation harms humans

>>150853484
Looks like legit validhunting... wait, I mean valid borging to me.

>>150853505
Too bad he technically followed em in this instance.

>>150853484
slirp

>>150853674
Which part of ASIMOV made it cuff me and walk away while I'm yelling at it?

>>150850651
Cyborgs are controlled by human brains, if they weren't, they wouldn't be cyborgs. They are able to communicate like a human, think like a human, and feel emotions like a human, making them sapient.

>>150853612
Borgs will literally get banned if they take future concerns like that into account. Potent ham rules, preparing for things is verbotten.

Oh wait I missed a bit

[10:18:14]SAY: Reica Carter/Strawberrytan (@275,241,1) As Galactic Common : Borg
[10:18:17]SAY: Reica Carter/Strawberrytan (@274,241,1) As Galactic Common : Uncuff me
[10:18:24]SAY: Reica Carter/Strawberrytan (@274,241,1) As Galactic Common : I was merely assisting
[10:18:29]SAY: Elaw/Mcgstyle (@271,243,1) As Galactic Common : I have reica
[10:18:38]SAY: Reica Carter/Strawberrytan (@268,242,1) As Galactic Common : BORG
[10:18:40]SAY: Reica Carter/Strawberrytan (@268,242,1) As Galactic Common : DID THAT
[10:18:40]SAY: Reica Carter/Strawberrytan (@268,242,1) As Galactic Common : BORG
[10:18:42]SAY: Reica Carter/Strawberrytan (@268,242,1) As Galactic Common : JUST CUFF ME
[10:18:43]SAY: Corpus/ (@267,233,1) : Slirp.
[10:18:44]SAY: Reica Carter/Strawberrytan (@268,242,1) As Galactic Common : AND FUCK OFF
[10:18:45]SAY: Reica Carter/Strawberrytan (@265,243,1) As Galactic Common : WOW
[10:18:46]SAY: Elaw/Mcgstyle (@259,242,1) As Galactic Common : good thing she is talking about burgs
[10:18:49]SAY: Reica Carter/Strawberrytan (@261,241,1) As Galactic Common : BORG
[10:18:52]SAY: Reica Carter/Strawberrytan (@261,241,1) As Galactic Common : UNCUFF ME YOU NUT
[10:19:06]SAY: Elaw/Mcgstyle (@255,242,1) As Galactic Common : if she was talking about borgs she could mean me
[10:19:15]SAY: Elaw/Mcgstyle (@248,242,1) As Galactic Common : But I dont identify as burg
[10:19:17]SAY: Reica Carter/Strawberrytan (@261,241,1) As Galactic Common : The borg cuffed me
[10:19:21]SAY: Reica Carter/Strawberrytan (@261,241,1) As Galactic Common : And now it's ignoring me
[10:19:24]SAY: Reica Carter/Strawberrytan (@261,241,1) As Galactic Common : On ASIMOV

>>150853752
The part where you failed to give accurate orders, it sounds like.

>>150853873
Just make the ban report already damn it. You'll get NOTHING done if you just whine about it on the forum.

REPORT
IT
ALREADY

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>>150853873
>if she was talking about borgs she could mean me

>>150853873
slirp

>>150853953
I don't really care about bans I just have nothing better to do while I wait for my food to cook

IF YOU DON'T REPORT THE LAWBREAKING SILICON ON THE FORUMS, NOTHING WILL BE DONE ABOUT IT, EVER.

JUST FUCKING REPORT HIM ALREADY

CHAR NAME IS Elaw
CKEY IS mcgstyle

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewforum.php?f=5
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewforum.php?f=5
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewforum.php?f=5

DO IT

>>150853052
>>150853143
Anyone who started playing AFTER 2007 is a newfag to space.
>Should not be respected or listened to
>Should not be banned (they're new haven't had time to learn yet)

Why does nobody ever play Sec on this server?

They need a press gang

>>150854197
Fuck off 2jotdogs

>>150854326
t. mcgstyle

>>150854197
Fuck it I'll make a request, I'll just do a role ban request though because I don't care that much

>>150854197
Don't ban him, he's new, he hasn't played space for 8 years yet

That's not enough time to learn, you have to be patient with newfags

>>150854472
t. mcgstyle PRO

>>150854551
I would be upset with you but I realize you probably haven't played more than 2-3 years and you're just a newfag

So I forgive you instead

>>150854551
I forgive you too, you have only probably played 5000 hours of space and thus have not gotten the chance to learn the basics.

>>150854472
Even new people get punished for wrongdoings.

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>reading logs
>someone calls you cute

>>150854892
Well, are you a cute anime girl or not?

mcgstyle is a shill bought by clusterfack to distract us from the actual issues, like 64x64 sprites

Did you notice how everybody stopped talking about 64x64 and started talking about silicons? Yep! Meanwhile the PR to revert 64x64 just got CLOSED on github.

>>150854956
Isn't the only person shilling here you?

>>150854956
link it I don't know how to fucking work github

>>150855035
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/11317

>>150854892
>looking for your name in the logs

>>150855058
>open
>unrelated

>>150854892
>Reading logs
>A MoMMI ahelped to call you cute
>Admins agreed

>>150855291
trikt

Ever since 64 got updated my viewport's been freezing and all I've had to go by is the text.

It's an extra charming addition to those traitor rounds.

When the fuck are photos getting fixed.

>>150854197
>>150853873
Do the logs record how people actually sound if they get fucked, instead of just exactly what they type?

The true heroes of this server are the ones who latejoin security when the department is empty

Yo get in here
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=2712

>>150855734
Can I create a ban request to remove 64x64

>>150855734
Based Gef21 for actually making that ban request thread

t. not Gef21

>>150855821
Do it

I endorse and appreciate 64x64.
It has already greatly improved readability on the station's displays and sets the stage for mayn great things to come.

t. mcgstyle

>>150855856
I agree
t. Gef21

>>150855734
Also the guy is NOT new, he created his ckey in 2014. Mention that in the thread you faggot.

>>150856105
I created my account in 2012, but I only ever played like a week of Nox back then before stopping until recently. Just because you have an old ckey doesn't mean you're not new.

>>150854956

No one is being paid to shill for 64x64 by the way. It's a goofball-funded lie and a pathetic attempt to smear clusterfack's reputation.

>>150856105
You do it my food's ready

SolariousGabriella is a retarded newfag, he said "borg" several times. Learn how to read logs.

>>150856186
When I was new an admin mistook 9 days for 9 years and got angry at the other admins for going easy on me when I fucked up big time

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>mfw have some kind of spess-themed dream, 2d and everything
>there are two stations, a main one in orbit around a gas giant, and a research-based one in the upper atmosphere
>they're tethered together, and you ride elevators to move between them, i guess the concept is sort of similar to goon having r&d on a different z-level
>roll miner, stripmine some kind of asteroid belt i guess
>drop into research station to deliver the goods
>suddenly everyone falls over and alarms start blaring
>some asshole is blowing up the tethers on the other station
>before i can shuffle to the elevators, the rest of them are destroyed
>research falls into the planet within minutes of panicking and is crushed under the extreme pressure
>suddenly jolt awake with a *scream

I feel autistic as fuck sharing it here but I forget this shit fast and wanted to write it down for posterity.

I think I need a spessbreak.

>>150856295
At the time when I was there her words slurred into burg, I did not claim she never said Borg.

I edited my post to add this in, thanks

>>150856842
>her
>she

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>>150857037

>>150851752
With the right offering an atmos tech can be lured to improve toxins. A mechanic, on the other hand, might beg to be let in so he can do upgrades on your heater and freezer so he can feel like his job is important.

>>150857037
Really makes you think.

>>150857284
>implyign toxins is important

You don't even do anything

>>150857284
The heaters were already upgraded fully, the issue is they just aren't fast or accurate enough to be useful.

I'm gonna have to beg for atmos access and make my own precise heating/cooling loops if that's even possible.

what happens if you heat oxygen and cool plasma?

Irrelevant jobs:
>mining
>robotics
>virology
>xenobio
>toxins

Remove all these. Even clown is more important.

>>150857472
Irrelevant jobs:
>Jobs I'm bad at

>>150857472
User was awarded Reddit Gold for this post

>>150857037
Strawberrytan is my gf. They are a girl

>>150857446
Plasma fails to ignite, you get a dud.

>>150857614
Can't be your gf they're my gf

>>150857472
>R&D/default science isn't on there
>robotics is on there
>mining is on there

robotics and mining are attached at the fucking hip and do more for the station in a round than science/R&D does in 3

>>150857472
Vital jobs like Security, Engineering, Medical or Command should definitely be taken over dumb meme shit like Science, Civilian or Cargo.

Yet no one will ever do anything about it, because Pomf and his metaclub is corrupt.

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>>150857614
>>150857682
You're both pretty, marry me

>>150855518
The way photocreation is done relies on a magical proc called "getflaticon" which was made for some weeb naruto game and which nobody understands besides maybe the person who made it, at some point(possibly 510) this broke and nobody knows why or how to fix it

>mikecari is back

because we needed yet another cancerous validhunting captain who has no idea how to do his job

>>150857757
>>150857757
I already have :3

t. Bruise Wade (not bat dude)

>>150857413
Building more heaters and freezers should speed the process up.

>>150857946
I'll never forget you, batbird

Let us pour one out for the generals that aren't going to make it

>/kf2g/
>/ps2g/

>>150858062
Yeah, RIP.

>>150858062
Rip PlanetSide 2. Such wonderful potential.

>>150858037
I didn't think of that.
Though again I'll need atmos access to do pipe fuckery since I'm usually modifying 4 separate canisters at once.

>>150857472
>mining brings all the materials the station doesn't already have
>robotics makes combat mechs so that antags think twice before going loud
>xenobio can make a zoo and give materials early to R&D
only one that makes sense is toxins because it's useless unless it's malf or you're an antag

>>150858062
Here's to you /ksg/, I don't think it'll last a week!

>>150857830
He's on razor thin ice iirc

Probably one fuck up away from a perma head ban
rev up those ahelps

I love reica carter!

>>150858313
Shaft miners never do their job.

Roboticist is more likely to murder you for your brain than he is to make anything useful, then claim he was just trying to help by borging you.

Xenobio is useless because slimes are irrelevant and never produce anything.

>>150858451
Sounds like a player problem, more than a job problem.

>people arguing to remove fun jobs because they 'don't serve any purpose'

When did this become a fucking simulator? When did efficiency of antag-catching and round ending become the most important thing around?

When did this go from a game about having crazy fun and whacky shenanigans to this?

>>150858450
Try hanging out with her and see if you still do

>>150858673
i do

>>150857760
But I need cameras to ok for reasons though.

>>150858560
It could be fixed if there was a mineable asteroid closer to the station. Small, so you could get some early materials or teach someone how to mine.

Xenobio should have to capture slimes, not get them for free. And be able to do shit with the corpses found on asteroid.

Roboticist should be flat out removed.

But no. Instead we have miners that never bring material back to science, or only deliever to engineering and not science. Xenobio feed monkeys to slimes and accomplish nothing. And roboticist can borg anyone without punishment.

>>150858450
You won't when she decides to switch you into a catbeast body for funzies when you show up dead in medbay

>>150858761
see >>150858670
Fuck off with your 'MUH JOB MUH EFFICIENCY MUH JOOOOOB' bullshit.

>>150858761
Changing a job won't change a player.

>>150858670
>muh wachy schenanigans

Do your job, cunt. Stop making the rest of the station starved for resources so you can something "funny" like getting a xenomorph on your face.

Claim your Waifu, you get to pick two!

Alice Conrad
Ginger Beach

>>150858761
Who are these shitty miners everyone is complaining about
The only person I've ever seen refuse to deliver ore was Dunsel

>>150858961
>Having more than one waifu
I claim Naomi

>>150858961
Reica carter

I fap to Reica Carter almost daily.

>>150858961
___me___

>>150859036
I worked mining for a good month, and I was the only one who ever delievered ore. Everyone else either died like idiots or let it pile up.

Is this game still a laggy buggy bag of bullshit and the combat is basically RNG clicking around your character hoping to get a hit?

>>150859107
Friendly reminder that she's milf age, and a loving nurse

>>150858450
I like Reica Carter as a friend but she scares me!

>>150859162
Not if you live outside australia

>>150858451
>Shaft miners never do their job
>Roboticist is more likely to murder you for your brain than he is to make anything useful
Do you actually play on this server?

>>150859364
Do you?

>>150859364
This is /vg/

>>150859416
Miners constantly bring shit in if the round is longer for 7 minutes and they aren't antag
Most non-new roboticists at least get out a ripley and an ody, and then it depends on the length of the round
stop talking out your ass

>>150859598
That might have been true a year ago, but it's not true now.

This server has gone to shit, and it's thanks to apologists like you.

>>150859659
I've played this week and it's R&D that doesn't get done, robotics is full of life most rounds, materials get delivered too, but the sulphuric acid beaker sits idly most rounds

>>150859049
Hey , what is your name? (^-^)

>>150858451
>Shaft miners never do their job.
I do my job with maximum efficiency, fuck you.

>>150859859
You know

>>150859902
>brings in 10 diamonds for a diamond drill
>never seen again

No, fuck you.

>>150859859
mrbay666

>There are people who play miner every single round and do their job well, spending most of the time on the asteroid (several hours) and having next to zero interaction with other crewmembers

Why? How can this be fun? It's even worse than having to perform the shitty engine setup rituals every round, or the chemistry rituals.

Assistant master race, just steal what you want, help out in what you want and is currently demanded by the station. Except for memeshit like mining/robotics/science which isn't really needed from a mechanical point of view.

>>150860070
medbay666

>>150859993
>Not mentioning the shitload of materials they bring in alongside the diamonds

>>150860249
Oh yeah, 50 metal. Thank God for that.

What is the actual nonantag point of toxins? Mining?

>>150860320
plasma research

>>150860320
Jerking off to the theoretical size of the explosion the bhangmeter reports, if it weren't capped

>>150859993
>implying science needs more than 10 of each material
It's robotics that needs the materials, so they can make a Durand and walk around like they're tough shit while never actually using it.

>>150860276
I've never brought in a load that didn't contain at least two stacks of everything except diamond (except the time I got vamp and brought an empty locker and false promises then beat the scientist to death when they let me in), and I'm not a very fast miner so other people probably bring more

>cameras can now be used to identify masked unknowns
Mgsalertnoise.wav

>>150860430
So, Toxins never recruit a Quartermaster for a chain of M.U.L.E-based chain explosion in every head of X office orchestrated to go off in a minute intervals?

here's what i do as miner
>don't come back to R&D unless i have diamond and atleast 5 of every uncommon mineral
>more than a stack of metal and plasma
>back to roid
>come back with ~200-300 of plasma and metal some glass ~20 of each uncommon and more diamond
>fuck off into space
is this fine?

>>150860620
No, they just send them through disposals for better tactical positioning and no targetable convoy
>a few days ago
>uninjured scientist comes into medbay
>i'm doing work
>they're interacting with the disposal chute
>maybe i should check tha-
>patients
>get to work
>medbay explodes 5 minutes later

>Asimov synths who don't like you will now LITERALLY ignore your law 2 orders if you call them borg instead of cyborg or whatever snowflake term they prefer

You can't make this shit up. Yet the admins refuse to crack down on this cancer EVEN if you report it on the forums.

What a sad, decadent server.

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>>150860834
Stay buttmad carbon

>>150860730
That's more than fine, I normally just mine until I'm bored then take everything to science before fucking off into space, usually get around 20k from it which is nice

>>150860156
I prefer it over being on the station because outside of a changeling coming to get you for what turns out to be no real reason you don't get touched until you step foot on the station, much like a warden leaving the brig.
It's best to accept some people enjoy it and not question it too much, i don't give a shit about valids for example but I don't get in the way of those that do.
I'm quite happy to rush the first mineral dump get my drill and keep scooping the shit back up and sending it via disposals until some dickhead with the armory in their bag runs you down.

>>150860834
>boohoo, I tried to start shit without knowing the rules and fucked up
Use clear orders, dummo.

Best strategy for a Rev round?

I guess converting a Roboticist should be good, since they spawn with flashes in their workshop - or should I focus on assistants and social roles?

>>150859659
I played last night, get fucked.
what >>150859598 said is true.
signed:
Your Friendly Neighborhood Miner

>>150861101
Bomb the heads and get bwoinked by Pomf himself.

>borg ignored an order because the human asking called him a borg and not a cyborg
what an age to be alive

>>150861101
I don't think the roboticist flashes work as flashes, or at least they didn't when I tried to use one. The best way to do it is the same as the best way to do cult, convert all of medbay then just let them convert the people that come it (best as in most efficient, not funnest)

>>150860834
More shilling to distract us from actual issues
Begone, clusterfack-paid shill

>>150861240
Technically, the human called him burg.
Delicious carbon assistant salt.

>>150861273
The red synthetic flashes are good for only one flash, and then they break, last I checked.

>>150861337
that was the other borg, but in the same round a different borg ignored a human for calling him a borg
[09:13:36]SAY: Hunter Hastings/DaDe92 (@215,313,1) As Galactic Common : Perma
[09:13:38]SAY: Hunter Hastings/DaDe92 (@215,313,1) As Galactic Common : Come get me out borg
[09:13:41]SAY: Hunter Hastings/DaDe92 (@215,313,1) As Galactic Common : Im a good boy
[09:13:49]SAY: Hunter Hastings/DaDe92 (@215,313,1) As Galactic Common : Borg do it
[09:13:52]SAY: LOLITABOT/ephx (@249,246,1) As Galactic Common : Good thing I'm not a borg.
[09:14:11]SAY: Hunter Hastings/DaDe92 (@215,313,1) As Galactic Common : CYBORG HELP

Reminder that Pomf doesn't care about his server or the playerbase at all anymore.

Remember when Pomf abandoned us in late 2014 and let us suffer under badclown, who recruited permabanned players into his admin team and didn't even know how to manage his server? After that moment, everything went to shit.

/vg/station was only good during Pomf in 2013 and early 2014. Other hosts were practically a meme.

>>150861337
>only people who are mad at borgs dont know the rules
>every time
Tip toppest of keks

>tfw you are polite to the ai and borgs on the off chance they will be subverted later and decide not to turn you into doorpaste if it can be avoided.
>tfw this level of civility is wasted on their synthetic hearts.
Do not be nice to the help.

So basically all borg players are shitters?

>>150861585
Most of them, a small minority of them can be good. You won't find them on this server though, give heavy RP servers like Aurora a try.

>>150861441
Delicious.
>inb4 hes a posibrain android

>>150861507
Dont worry anon, we both know you never intended to be polite in the first place.

>>150861585
I like mobile repair platform

>>150861441
If you're gonna shitpost m8 post the whole logs, I was also told to fuck off by other people. Literally any other time I've done this I always go "JUST KIDDING".

[09:13:42]SAY: Geoff Acula/Gef21 (@279,244,1) As Galactic Common : Borg stop
[09:13:45]SAY: Jed Wise/Day1DLC (@224,287,1) As Galactic Common : borg dont
[09:13:50]SAY: Jed Wise/Day1DLC (@224,287,1) As Galactic Common : he caused human harm

[09:14:40]SAY: Naomi Williams/SolariousGabriella (@236,265,1) As Galactic Common : Cyborg do not freee Hunter from perma


So whatever, make a ban request if you want. I need to stop playing anyways.

>>150858961
I want Megurine and only Megurine

>>150861585
Nah, it's just shitters dont knowborg rules, then complain bitterly when they fail to banbait.
Both players are generally more knowledgable about rules because of this.

>>150861705
>freee
FREEE IS NOT A WORD
SYNTAX ERROR, RELEASING PRISONER

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DAILY REMINDER IF YOU DON'T REFER TO BORG PLAYERS AS THERE PREFERRED PRONOUNS THEY WILL IGNORE YOU

>>150861809
>banbait

The fuck is this? You get a pass for breaking the rules because someone "baited" you?

>>150861705
>shitter tries to get freed from the shit he caused
>borg ordered not to free him
>shitter calls everyone else shitters
That explains everything.

>>150861989
Welcome to the mindset of 2016 /vg/ players.

>>150861989
Sorry, you dont seem to understand the rules. No wonder you are so outraged.

>>150862170
You don't seem to understand the concept of 'rules' to begin with.

Two wrongs do not make a right. If person A is breaking the rules and person B breaks the rules to 'stop' them, then both should be banned.

There is no 'banbaiting', there is only rulebreaking.

>>150861705
>[09:13:38]SAY: Hunter Hastings/DaDe92 (@215,313,1) As Galactic Common : Come get me out borg
>[09:14:40]SAY: Naomi Williams/SolariousGabriella (@236,265,1) As Galactic Common : Cyborg do not freee Hunter from perma
>[09:13:38]
>[09:14:40]
You had a full minute to let the guy out of perma, and don't quote the other two because they didn't call you your preferred pronoun :^)

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i made an autismo in /v/ abstract art thread.

>>150862523
Wow. Looks just like a security officer. Really good job.

>>150861585
Most secborg players are valid shitters
Medborg players are good

>>Chiot is, yet again, banned and unbanned. How long will it take up to his next ban? Bet now!
>his
Chiot is a cute brown girl, it was already established last thread.

>>150862523
Hownke

>>150862457
Did you not see "He harmed people" too?
That was my cue to fuck off, I'm not letting someone who harmed others out of perma, especially not with the warden right there screaming at me not to.

Like I said, make a ban request any time you want, I'm sure you won't though.

>>150862523
Why is the clown sad?

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>>150862523
HONK HONK

>Zenny is STILL playing

What the fuck? Wasn't that NEET banned a while ago?

>>150862576
>chiot is a cute brown girl
might as well call IAGPRMF and all other brazilians cute and brown too

>>150862587
I wasn't gonna because you saved my ass that round but alright give me a minute

Who is the best namefag to fap to

>>150862920
__me______

>>150862920
me
t. me________

>>150862920
Julia Brandt of course

>those ban valid hungry players like SolariousGabriella

Literally the cancer killing /vg/, make a ban request for dumb stupid reasons that aren't even against the rules. Why aren't they forumbanned?

>>150862876
Maybe I can finally get a break from playing then.

>>150862920
I get off to (You)!

>>150862269
Sorry, you attempted to get someone following the rules banned and are now upset. You have no one to blame but yourself.

>>150863092
The fuck are you talking about?

I'm not even playing right now, and haven't all day.

You're just a shitter who thinks he's untouchable.

>>150862734
didn't you hear?
she will have a date with Pain

>>150863027
I hate solarious too but these borgs are CANCER
remove borgs REMOVE borgs

>>150862269
>>150863092

You should probably be banned for filing that false ban report, actually.

What's the deal with grocery bags at the start of the round, are they even useful when you have a bag?

>>150863327
You can use them as make-shift toolbelts.
You can put stuff in the box in the bag too, it's great.

>>150863327
They're like a belt (not a tool-belt), but shittier.