/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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>>150650458
first for dukes

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>it's a "nullphaggot and crimeshitter get BTFO" episode

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>>150650747
We posting dukes?

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>>150650760
It's anon(s) giving them attention episode.

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>play with /gtag/
>its always join a session and bully randos
>boring as shit.jpg

I suck at racing but i have a creativity overflow, so with the new ""props"" they released for the creator, stuff got more interesting.
Vote in these polls, and I might make a 10-map playlist depending on the popularity of the picks.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10913248
http://www.strawpoll.me/10914400

Also I will ask you to test/race it.
Will post here if i'm done with one, with an image like this template, so if anyones interested can come playtest.

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Invite Snaekmon on PC, Flib kicked me for "killing" crew members when some faggot that was in his org started it, he was in the crew aswell.

>>150651782
I second this, snaek did nothing wrong. annoying at most, but nothing kick worthy

>>150651782
Gotcha

>>150653004
Sorry for being annoying, the meds man, the meds...

>>150650760
(You)

>>150651782
Flib isn't even a comm though.

Is everyone in this crew still a massive bunch of faggots?

>>150653964
Why would you ever expect a group for people from 4chan to be anything else?

>>150653964
Yes, so you'll fit right in.

>>150653964
yes obviously

>>150650760
no more cowposting please.

>>150651615
For the love of god, make some decent stunt tracks. I'm almost trying it myself.

>>150655652
>740 hours wasted in TrackMania
>not making decent tracks

pick one

>>150655652
This. I'm about ready to start cranking some out myself.

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>>150650458
Xth for never ever

>>150656076
Good

>>150656076
Just get a sultan, give it the second spoiler and front bumper options, spray it matte blue, and give it white rally wheels in the tuner section

>>150656076
This >>150657391

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>>150657391
>>150658376
>>150659432
>amerilards don't want interesting cars
top kek, still butthurt over your pos jag?

>>150660329
Back to >>>/int/ kid

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>>150660449
O i am laffin

>>150660548
Still not back in your containment board, kiddo. You should had back there.

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>>150660639
>implying I'm literally not in my containment board

>>150660639
gtag IS a containment board for people with bad taste in cars though.

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>>150660798
See, he gets it
sides, don't you want more interesting cars? why not?
are you a bikerfag?

People who give a single shit about cars are the most worthless people in existence right next to the people who shit themselves over trains or guns.

>>150661230
People who give a shit about what other people give a shit about are the most worthless people in existence.

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>/o/ is leaking again

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>>150661230
>>150661282
>>150661287
if not cars can we have snowy mountains?

>>150661287
All shitholes tend to leak from time to time.

>>150661373
Snowy mountains are cool, I guess, but not vehicles, definitely not vehicles.

>>150661230
>not wanting MORE GUN

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>>150661498
whats so bad about more vehicles?

>>150661593
It's a utility people turn into a personality. Can you imagine if a group of people got that enthusiastic about doing the laundry or pens? It's super gay.

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>>150662149
>having hobbies is bad because I don't like it
Okay, so what's so bad about it?

>>150662237
He just said why, you autistic fuck. This is another reason nobody likes your kind.

>>150661373
play The Crew if you want diversity, faggot

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>>150662536
>the only reason why is because I don't like it
Okay, that's a non-reason to not have more vehicles.
>>150662643
>implying I didn't burn that game out 200 hours ago
Only thing The Crew has over GTAV is "variety" and moto physics

>>150662771
>Still being autistic
Point has now been well proven, and your (You) supply is being cut off.

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>>150663286
Okay, cya!

I'm going to start posting my coin collection if you faggots don't stop.

>>150663516
Go ahead

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>>150663516
I'm down.

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>>150663516
Here's a portion of mine

requested an invite to the pc crew, id is Zarexin

>>150665458
Gotcha

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>crying about hobbies
wow... he must complain irl when the topic isn't about breathing and eating to survive...

Anyone want to run a comfy paci stan?

>>150666137
yeah gimmie your SC

>>150666239
Tomoffoolery, I'll go host

>>150666304
sent :^)

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WHEN

>>150661498
>>150662149
>>150662536
>>150663286
What causes this sort of behavior? Was he raped by a car? Bullied by hobbies?

>>150665690
ty

>>150666721
I want a Miata too, anon

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>>150656076
Xth +x for maybe never

>>150666813
I'm annoyed to death by the gayest hobby next to pens and trains. MC crews are mocked and shit on endlessly in this general as gay autists, but anyone who's participated in an in-game or irl car show is just as bad if not worse.

>>150668730
I think any hobby is terrible if people won't shut up about it.
tbqh spamming images will get miataposter his car, look what audiposter did, he got his car.

>>150651782
Don't be a cunt, and we're cool. I didn't kick you.
t. Flib

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>>150669061
so You're saying there's a chance?

>>150651782
inb4 snaek is actually niggus

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>>150663847
>edgy kid thinks these are coins

>>150666813
What kind of autism causes people to think that cars are hobbies?

>>150669692
Not for that, no. Not a snowball's chance in hell.

>>150650747
Is that online? Can you get a Duke online for your garage?

>>150672578
Ah, it's Duke O'Death I'm thinking of

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>>150672578
Sure. It's Returning Player Content.
Want one?
>Make a Microsoft Account, USA Region, Password 10 characters in length
>Send me the email and password to the Microsoft Account
>I do the tutorial on dedbox 420, and send you a Gamertag to link to your account
>link the Gamertag on the Social Club site, check to see if you can buy a Dukes

do you get any money for downgrading your yatcht

>>150673056
>Helping cucks
kys

>>150673218
;~~;

>>150673118
No, it costs money.

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>>150673118

>>150673337
thanks

>>150673118
You'll pay that $1000 a day and you'll like it, no turning back.

>>150673056
Does it allow for it to be used online? Online and garage-able?

>>150673779
You have to buy the Dukes, but yes, you can keep it. Just be sure to keep that gamertag linked.

>>150674153
So, just so I understand before I begin doing this, I can buy the Duke O'Death, and then garage it in one of my apartments?

>>150674280
No. Duke of Death is not in Online.

>>150674280
Negative. The Duke O' Death is single-player only. You can buy it there and save it there, but you can't do anything with it online. Only the standard Dukes is available in GTAO.

Hey Moa, we're back in session.

>>150674153
>>150674414
>>150674416
Thanks for the offer bud, but I'll pass.

Welp, looks like there's an open spot in Paci Stan if anyone wants.

>>150667171
>Miata
Look again, anon

>>150675090
I'll come, details?

>>150675403
Tomoffoolery

>>150675434
Sec

>>150627809
>>150627896
None of the upgrades carry over, but you get half the price of the office and half the price of each upgrade back when you move to your new office. When I moved from MBW to MBT I didn't get anything but the accommodations so I could spawn at the office since the safe was useless and the gun locker only works in free roam. Also I kept picking up basic pistols off dead NPCs and having to rehide them from the weapon wheel seemed annoying when I could just save myself $500k and not have to bother. Plus that piece of shit ate one of my guns and I had to rebuy it. I'll get a new safe when they fix that shit.

>>150632989
Are you just underage and don't remember every other GTA game? You're fucking lucky you even get a saved car for each character, on top of the impound lot when it works. In San Andreas you could spend thousands of dollars customizing a car, flip it around the corner from the garage, and it just explodes and you were fucked.

>Why are you responding to posts in the old thread?

Stop me.

>>150675090
It would be a whole lot easier if you put your SC so people can just join off you.

>>150675576
Or they could post theirs and I could pick them off the crew list I have open right now.

what do you guys think about the x80

>>150677007
Has no traction and handles poorly.

I love it.

>>150677007
OLD
BUSTED

INSURGENT
GARAGE

>>150680664

I promise to love them if you kill yourself within the next six minutes.

>>150680819
Don't fucking reply to him, you dolt. That's what he wants!

>>150680972
He'll never stop.

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I'm bored, gtag happenings when?

>>150681128
Shut the FUCK up, this /o/ dump is the best this general has been in months.

>Irrelevant car spam going for over an hour.
>One puchi post.
>hurfdurf puchis kill yourself.
Good posting gtag.

>>150681357
Hdbfbd gatage onsurgent

>>150681357
>Tfw person who started car spam
>tfw haven't posted in over 3 hours
:^)

>>150681049
Then just report his posts and move on.

So, when is the mansex club update supposedly scheduled for?

>>150681904
It's all just memes and reaction gifs
Why fuss about it?

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GTAG FUN WHEN!!!?!??!

>>150681357
what's wrong with car posting?

this is a game about stealing cars and shooting cops

>>150682357
when you leave /gtag/ for good

>>150682357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNIal1GR_t4

>>150682019
Probably next with the next 3 months or so.
R* has never really released content back to back

>>150682357
That track looks fun, are you the guy from before?

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>>150682357
when its finished, obviously.

hackerbux when

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>>150683314
Probably never

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>>150682830
Nope sorry it's just me!

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best shotgun in the game

debate me fools

legitimate HD remakes of VC/SA when?

>>150684036
>can't fire one shell at a time
>firing both like some spastic in a horror movie

The fuck is this game?

>>150684036
I really wish it didn't fire both shots at once.

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>>150683523
>speeding up the recording that much

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>>150684116
>>150684165
fucking rockstar

>>150683476
IcyDuck stop

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>>150684036
>>150684116
>>150684165
>>150684308
>it doesn't even shoot both barrels at same time

>>150683476
and whys that

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>>150684478
holy shit

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>Saving failed - unable to connect to the Rockstar game services.

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>>150688159
EVERY
FUCKING
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>150682357
All that for fourth place. Fucking kekaroni

Anyone want to boost me up by doing flecca? I'm rank 10 at the moment.

I just hope I don't get nervous and screw up everything like I usually do.

>>150689604
I like playing Fleeca so I'll join you.

>>150689693
Alright cool.

SC: Kazzumatsu

>>150689898
>Kazzumatsu
>Kazreetsu
This is going to get confusing

>>150656076
>LIVE AND LET DIP
I had no idea southerner rednecks drove Subes.

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GTAG habbenings never!

>>150681128
FOAD nullphaggot

>>150690435
Don't forget Kazsakke

>>150691098
Not with you. Just fuck off, nobody wants your retarded ass here

>>150691291
t.boring freeroam deathmatch shitter

>>150691098
take your cunt of a girlfriend and leave please

>>150691797
>girlfriend
>girl
lel

>>150691716
>because they don't want to play shit gamemodes with literally the most cancerous person in the general they must be a freeroam deathmatcher!
That logic is exactly what I'd expect from a dumb cunt like you

>>150691907
>literally the most
uhh who is blater, kaz, and the other shit webm sharers

>>150692154
Not as cancerous as null "uses a trainer against crew members" phaggot

>>150692154
I don't find their webms interesting either but if the most egregious thing you can think of is sharing bad webms nullphaggot is certified guilty of being cancer.

>>150692154
Leave me name out your mouth.

>>150692325
I'd say she fits right in.

>>150692326
make me twink

>>150692625
I'd never pass for a twink, t b h.

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>>150692625
>she

>>150692820
Look mom I posted it again

>>150692234
>null "uses a trainer against crew members" phaggot
citation needed

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I'm ready for GTAVI

I'm ready for the new trailers
I'm ready for the speculation
I'm ready for the Game Informer coverage
I'm ready for the countdowns
I'm ready for the waiting in line at the midnight launch
I'm ready to stay up until 4 AM playing the new GTA, doing missions, exploring the map, and just soaking it all in
I'm ready for the hype

I want it, bros. I want it soon.

>>150693119
Fuck off, null, it's been proven time and again.

>>150693150
SAN FRANCISCO BAY
GET FUCKING HYPE NERDS

>>150693074
>Look mom I'm an easily tricked betafag!

>>150693353
No really, show me proof. Humor me, I have NEVER used a menu.

Inb4 downforce.

Can I join someone's discord? I want to share my wiener.

>>150693565
So like, what do you get out of constantly denying something that everybody already knows?

fun fact that crime exclusively shclicks to blaters dick pictures

>>150693702
Because it's not denying when it's not true

>>150693693
I hope you're talking about dogs

>>150693858
>she
rer

>>150693858
awoooo

>>150693860
That doesn't answer my question.

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>>150693402
this

I can kill Insurgent passengers and drivers from half a block away with an smg but I cant kill a gunner thats looking at me.

Also I just got memed by infinite loading for crate delivery, rip.

>>150694164
bollokan prairie is close enough

>>150694073
I don't get anything?

>>150693880
Nope :^)

>>150693402
doubt it

>>150694231
This

>>150694221
Use a minigun and shoot right between driver and passenger straight down the middle of the insurgent, you will hit the gunner's legs and kill him.

>>150694353
So then why do you do it? Seems pretty pathetic desu

>>150694528
What am I exactly denying?

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>>150694398
it is
2 door not-so-big car with weirdly bulbous front and small rear spoiler
look past autism and you'll realise they're similar looking enough to not warrant adding another new car

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>>150694696
except the Bollokhan's obviously a Hyundai Tiburon.

>>150694860
And? Nobody else is autistic enough to give a shit.

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>>150694949
Autism is looking at a car with a radically different design than another and saying "they look the same", chap.

>>150694860
no shit? that changes nothing. i said to LOOK PAST autism, not be more autistic
if we're getting a new mustang we should see the return of the vapid uranus rather than that ugly pos you want

>>150695096
Autism is actually looking at the real life inspirations and saying that's the same thing as what we have or would have in GTA. Sorry, but you're autistic.

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>>150695101
>implying I don't like Foxbody mustangs
Go throw a fit somewhere else tbf.

>>150695241
Maybe you should go back to /o/, you autistic fucknugget.

>>150695096
>>150695241
>GIVE ME THIS CAR WAH WAH
>YOU'RE HAVING A FIT NOT ME
autism is actually to put it simply being anal about meaningless shit nobody cares about
you are the autist here.

Wait how much money do you lose in this game on death?

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>>150695230
So you agree that it's autistic to say "We already have an SN95 since we have a hyundai tiburon"?

>>150695367
no u

>>150695397
I'm not being anal, I just said "never ever" and you guys started bawling. It works like a charm.

>>150695413
500 dollars give or take.

>>150695473
>le it was just bait
Couldn't you come up with better damage control than that?

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>>150695682
>just bait
Oversimplifying doesn't change the fact that you're angry at 4 wheels and around a ton of steel/polymer/iron/plastic for no real reason.

>>150695891
>u mad lol
Sorry, I didn't realise you were a literal child. Explains a lot really.

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>>150695473
>It works like a charm.
now you're acting like you've successfully baited everyone lmao, this is classic
you posted some boring '90s muscle so i said that the prairie is close enough, then you threw an autist shitfit
to put it in perspective this would be like me crying about there not being a nissan 300zx z31 ingame. yes, it's not a muscle car unlike the ruiner. yes, the ruiner is an iroc Z not a 300zx. but the ruiner is close enough for there to be no real reason to also add a 300zx.
>>150695891
>u mad xD
really nigga

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>>150696003
You really are buttblasted.

>>150696018
>wanting the POS Z31 and not the god-tier Z32
Discarded desu.

>>150696276
You really are 12. Enjoy your last (You), kid.

man... late night gtag is hella cancerous

fix your autism, west coast

We're all in agreement the game needs more nip cars, right?

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>>150696326
>being this angry over somebody wanting more cars in grand theft AUTO
I forgot it's grand theft horse right?

>>150696434
>worst coast ever not being autistic
Good luck

>>150696476
>the game needs more overpriced shit
nah

>>150696678
>posted from my Lynx

>>150696678
Everything is overpriced now, so might as well.

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>>150696476
we need the dinka hakumai since R* finally got popups working in V

>>150696276
Z32 is indeed god-tier but if you shittalk the Z31 again I will fight you.

>>150696476
No

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>>150696990
modders got popups working a long time ago, they were just always bound to the strangest buttons.

>>150697025
I like older fairladies, but there's no doubt that the Z31 is a gutless wonder until you put your own work into it.

u-u-um g-g-guys how d-d-do i glitch money?

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>>150697178
>wrong picture
go away Integra.

>>150697438
on your knees
ass up if you please

>>150697449
[Eurobeat Intensifies]

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>>150697639
*sound of eurobeat fades into distance, replaced by a chorus of screaming Itsuke & screeching tires*

>>150697449
>those wheels perfectly filling the inside of the wheel arches leaving almost no space
I love this. Why can't we do this in GTAO with custom wheels? They all look so small.

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>>150697903
You can
you just have to be able to handle a load

>>150696434
>Crafty, Blater, Soy, Sen, Green, Squid, TurboSloth420
>implying

>>150698093
>All cancerous fucks
What were you trying to prove?

why does no one use the steam chat?

>>150697473
>tfw actually blew a gay friend for the $50 shark card
>i hated it
worst day of my life

>>150698347
higgus pls

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>>150697178
>gutless wonder
I certainly won't fight you there. The Z31 was always pokey, especially the NA versions.
But your usage of "wonder" is fitting, 'cause the thing was a marvel of technology for the time, especially the 50AE and Shiro Special versions.
All dem fucking gauges. Unf.

>R* shutting down all GTA glitching YT channels
Wonder why they gotten around to this now. No more minute long dubstep premade intros.

so do hackers drop cash anymore, or have R* cracked down? used to see it constantly, but now it seems to basically never happen

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>>150698347
this is proof shark cards are a tool of the jewish agenda used by rockstar to spread cultural marxism by forcing pure straight christian boys to become degenerate homosexuals so they can afford the latest supercars

>>150698178
West coast gtag is best gtag.

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>>150698509
hey man, i loved my Z31 (first car, paid 4k for it)
Back then, I had to sell it because when I figured out I wanted to do autosports as a hobby, the buy-in for making my Z31 competitive (I was looking at AutoX and drag because tracks are pretty much reserved for high end where I live) was a bit too steep, so I took a dive and started with a Focus SVT.
Now that I have a stable income, I could probably afford to take good care of it.
But I'm probably going to buy a Z32 twin turbo because ya know, racecar.

>>150698875
By posting the worst members of /gtag/?

Europe /gtag/ is best /gtag/

>>150699061
Aside from Blater who it's cool to hate on, and maybe sloth, there isn't anyone objectionable in that list.

>>150699151
Disagree. They're the ones who quit playing and break your heart.

>>150698069
That's just isn't the same.
Slamming lowers your vehicle too much and makes it so that part of the tires are hidden inside the wheel arches. It also crooks the wheels at an angle.

What I meant was big meaty wheels that fit the wheel arches. Most stock wheels are okay-ish but if you switch them with any custom ones you will notice they are a bit smaller.

newfag with 700k to spare, what car do i get

>>150699407
Bati

>>150699407
Schafter V12 (Armored)

>>150699407
Steal an F620 off the streets and insure it.

>>150699309
>special snowflake mcnoarms
>not fucking unbearable

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>>150699365
Oh yeah, wheelgap is a huge problem in game, my general solution is using tuner or muscle wheels.
It's worse on some cars, not so bad on others.

>>150699537
thats nessi, crafty is great

>>150696481
>grand theft AUTO
>implying this game is about car theft.

Surely you're not this stupid to actually think this. GTA1 was about car theft. This was almost 20 years ago. Since then the franchise has evolved and is now about homage to crime movies and reference to real life crime. Notice how the single player has very little to do with car theft.

Now stop being retarded and trying to act like it's specifically a car game just because it's called Grand Theft AUTO

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>>150699596
>first mission is literally you stealing a car

>>150699596
>GTA1 was about car theft.
GTA1 mostly had you doing errands for local crime bosses with stealing cars as a backdrop.

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>all my friends are sleeping when I get home again

>>150699703
How did I know you would say this. You steal about 6 or 7 cars in the entire game and none of the most important missions or important aspects of the story revolve around car theft.

Even franklin, the repo character, only spends a minority of his time stealing cars.

>>150699839
>none
Stealing the Z-type and the JB

>>150699703
>Stealing

Repossessing.

>>150699839
>none of the most important missions or important aspects of the story revolve around car theft.
This has pretty much always been the case for GTA games, even the 90s games.

>>150699871
>stealing the z-type and JB
>important aspects of the story

You're really good at grasping for straws

>>150699767
>Being a normie

>>150699767
go take more dick pics for crime

>>150699969
>there's an entire plot sequence that is Franklin boosting cars for that one cunt you kill at the end

>>150700013
That one was good enough. She doesn't care for dick no matter how big, she went lez ever since yuri.

http://www.se7ensins.com/forums/threads/money-getting-added-on-ps4-and-xbox1-when-switching-characters.1547176/

>>150699969
Did you not pay attention to the story? Weston not paying Franklin is one of many reasons why they killed him.

>>150700127
Keep my name out of your mouth you pint sized prick.

>>150700337
Then put my dick in yours and I will.

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>>150700127
>She

>>150700337
I now remember the first time I became the pint sized slasher

>>150700127
>she
xex

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Benny's Karin Pallet Jack when?

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More Porches when?

>>150700661
After forklifts with spinners

>>150700202
Just tested this and got 400k.
Neat.

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>>150701001
I agree.

>>150700202
Do you have to be a ceo? Or is that just to get the max amount of money?

>>150702008
You have to have an organization HQ on your first character and absolutely nothing on your second.

Having a gun locker, safe and expensive decor seems to improves the amount you get.

>>150702160
People in that thread are saying it's working without them being CEOs did the glitch change since yesterday?

i miss bassykins

>>150700661
Null would be all for it. https://youtu.be/H_1l6roXF4w

>>150700202
wake me up when this works on pc

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>>150702552
>pcuck

>>150702552
As long as you go to sleep until this works on PC sure

>>150702427
you don't have to be an active CEO but you have to have an office with all upgrades to make the full 825k

second character does not need to have an office and should not have office upgrades if they do.

Just tested and it works on my character, second has no office and is only level 11

inb4 everyone gets money wiped/ stimulus package'd again

>>150702781
I'm spending it as soon as I get it.
Buying the rest of the upgrades for my office, buying cars and upgrades for them, missing weapons and clothes.

>>150702781
Can you make money if you have an office with 0 upgrades?

>>150703052
no, buy the upgrades because you'll make it back in ten minutes.

the glitched money is somehow connected to the office upgrades being on your first character and not the second

>>150703123
I totally would but I don't even have enough money to buy the office by itself lol

I guess I'll sell my ugly cars

>>150703290
You only need to have a basic office.
When I started I only had a basic hq and what I did was switch character, buy an upgrade and repeat.

>>150702781
Just made a 2nd character and tested it out without an office and I think you're right. Going to restart my ps4 and see if it changes anything. If the cheapest option is 1 million how much are all the necessary upgrades?

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Jesus christ this is the easiest money glitch of all time.

Someone's getting fired hard tomorrow

>>150704462
>that feelio when queef is censored so you have to switch your brand over to LabiaMemes LLC

>>150703626
So it didn't work without being a CEO, so I bought the 1 million dollar office and maxed out every upgrade for around 3 million and lo and behold it started working. Generating about 800k every time.

>bought a mic to talk with /gtag/ a week ago
>too shy
who /socially retarded/ here?

>>150704762
Does max upgrades include interior as well?

>>150704995
Not sure, but I included it anyway just in case. With how easy this glitch is, you could just do it at a lesser rate, then buy the upgrades with all your dosh.

>>150704989
If blater can talk on the mic, you can.

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Jesus Christ

>>150705239
THIS IS WHAT 12 HOURS FEELS LIKE

>>150704989
>bought a mic to talk to /gtag/

Majority of /gtag/ are autistic tards who type instead.

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>mfw crateslaves actually spent hours grinding their shit

>>150705387
>mfw crateslaves fill up two of my warehouses, and I leave to sell them myself.

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>tfw reported the glitch to R* and linked them to the thread on 7sins

Get that money while you can consolecucks, it won't last long

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>>150705239
Post them.

>>150705467
Already been done, no one was planning on it lasting long anyways

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>>150705491
i don't know whether to respect or pity a man who still races after this.

>>150705467
>implying you're not the first
>implying moralfag autists haven't been reporting this to C* since ten minutes after it was posted yesterday
>implying we don't have 4 more hours to do this until a R* employee clocks in tomorrow and shits themselves
>implying we won't all be rich as all fuck by then

keep being poor and irish, you pathetic thing

>>150705467
Everybody knows glitches aren't worth the time and complication these days anyway.

The best way to get money is by hacking on deadgen, and transferring the character.

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>>150705467
What you forgot is that us consolecucks finish fast

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Rate

>>150704989
>>150705363
>tfw you actually get a rare voice on the mic

Fuck you SV, i know what you sound like

>>150705847
This is bait

>>150705847
euphoric

>>150705853
Post what rare voices sound like, please.

>>150705847
Get the skull graphic tee and camo shorts

>>150705719
This holy fuck. It takes like 20 minutes to do.

Like it takes 20 minutes to dupe a single car today and make 100k, when I can just make a new account and give hackerbux to myself and make 1.6 billion.

I don't know why people bother with glitches these days, since they're all complicated as fuck, when Cockstar literally doesn't care what you do on dead gen, and they don't check when you transfer your character.

>>150706082
I don't have a modded console, and don't want to bother getting another pstriple. Don't know what your point is.

>>150706082
>complicated as all fuck

>fully upgrade an office on your first character
>dont have an office on your second character
>switch characters
>repeat

If this sounds complicated to you then you might actually have a learning disability, not even joking.

Also my fully leveled character is way more important to me than hacking money and with this glitch you can have both

You can upgrade your office AFTER buying it, right?

>>150706416
yes, just go back to the office you bought on Dynasty Executive and select renovate

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wow anyone ever seen this before???? this guy is dressed up as the jorker!!!! the funnyman!!! the pranker!!! the trickman!! what an original cosplay guys! the pranksterman from the batman series, the joker!! wow! #whoa!

>>150706304
The last glitch I remember watching was

>Go to this Gerald mission
>Drive across this bridge for 5 minutes
>Check if the car is spawned, if not, keep driving back and forth across the bridge
>Go this specific garage and rip your doors off
>Quit the mission
>If you're lucky the car will still be there, if not, do it again
>Go to LS Customs and make it fully upgraded
>Now drive past the garage
>Put the car over here

I quit watching there, and I was only like halfway through the video.

>>150706739
>not doing the dead hooker glitch or toolboxing

>>150702529
We all do

>buy shark cards yesterday and a few days ago because desperate
>they announce today that you get bonus cash if you buy a shark card now
WHAT THE FUCK I FEEL SO CHEATED
Surely there's a way to get them to give me extra credit yeah??

Do accommodations affect how much money you are getting per swap?

>>150707172
I believe everything but the interior design effects the pay out

>>150707213
So picking the male assistant gets me more money?

>>150707213
It's strange since I own both the safe and locker, but am only getting 500k while others are getting 875k.

>>150707042
You deserbed it

>>150707042
Call them. They might.

>>150707267
No I don't think that matters either it's just the safe/locker/accommodation

>>150707296
Upgrade your interior then. I'm getting the full 825k and I have all that shit.

>>150706626
Lester's gonna freak!

>>150707172
I wouldn't recommend it anyway, if you choose spawn at your office you can get a bath spawn.

>>150707418
Ah then interior doesn't matter then because I'm getting the same thing with the basic interior

>>150706739
Tried this one just then on PC, still works, it's peanuts but $1600 every 20 seconds isn't too bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd8oG5PcANo

>>150707595
>4 minute video for a 1 minute glitch

God I hate the GTA youtube community.

>>150707595
why does every gta video have such long intros

>>150707595
This is what I meant by masters of click-bait

>oh no I died
>better ragequit and leave my teammate with a 1v2
Why are people who play LTSes the fucking worst holy shit

>>150707595
Nvm they seem to have patched it, the transaction pending gets longer and longer.

>>150707951
That's nothing, majority of vids are fucking plastered with annotations, look up any popular money glitch video.

>every heist I join is fleeca bank
Epic

>>150708094
Quick Join used to be somewhat reliable, not anymore.

How much performance would I lose if I went from stock tires to high end with the 3 new supers? I'm trying to make my super garage red with yellow tires, but I can't color the ETR1, or RE-7B's stock wheels even with the glitch. The Tyrus did the glitch just fine though.

But I don't want to change the tire type if it's gonna totally fuck up them as my best cars.

>>150707517
You're right. I switched from the 900k interior to the 1 mill interior and I'm still only making 825k.

>>150708201
The only thing that tires affect is how the model of the tire interacts with the ground with off road giving you less bounce. Everything else as far as I understand it is functionally the same.

>>150693150

Have fun waiting 2 more years minimum.

>>150693150
You want another messy/unfinished game/bait cash grab/shitty online from Take2/Cuckstar?

Man... you want a BDSM session?

>>150704462

>tfw this is going to be patched yesterday

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>>150708604
>tfw this will be patched five years from now

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>>150709015

no anon dont make me feel

>>150709015
No way, this directly interferes with shark card sales.

I'm surprised it wasn't patched within the hour of discovery

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>>150709015
>mfw it's been a decade and inflation is such that every day I have to pay my mechanic the equivalent of doing a pacstan.

tfw rushing as fast as possible to buy 5 garages on a brand new character to fill with x80 bonds before rockstar patches this

tfw race against time

tfw living 24

>>150709136
>mradonis will wake up christmas morning after his gta hiatus and try to log on
>everyone will be driving around in their solid gold shittermobiles
>he'll wonder why no one wants to do crates with him
>he'll find out he missed the easiest glitch since dead hooker storage
>tfw he'll try to wipe his third world tears from his eyes but his gimped arms can't reach after the incident

Reporting myself to R* as we speak. I shouldn't have to live with this guilt.

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>>150709659
pls no stop