/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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>>150746372
>67 fps

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Post usernames, we're doing Pacific Standard glitch.

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>it's a "nullphaggot and crimeshitter get BTFO" episode.

>>150746796
(You)

>>150746824
Hi, nullphaggot or crimeshitter

>>150746882
I'm actually buddy but ok

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>>150746595
>PCucksWillDefendThis.png

Hook, line, and sinker

>>150746936
Well at least I have a name to put to one of the thirsty, gullible betas who constantly defend those two.

>>150747037
I'm not defending them - just tired of you posting the same shit every thread.
I get it, not all of us like them. Doesn't mean you have to spam the thread.

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>>150746936
BUDDY

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>>150747024
>SSD load screen acceleration

>>150747108
>I'm not defending them, I'm just defending them

>>150746647
SC is Nymusen. Gonna go online now.

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>>150747635
>It's a "nullphaggot and crimeshitter get so triggered by being BTFO they actually start hiding their heads in the sand" episode

Oh man... burn this fucking thread before it multiplies.

>>150747910
You're really craving that attention aren't you?
Here, have some of these:
(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)

>>150748019
Way ahead of you
>>150747236

>>150746796
what the hell are crimeshitters and nullphaggots?

I swear to god I fucking hate every single general on /vg/, and yet the tiny percentage of good info I get here is still better than literally everything else on the internet

fuck my life

Hearing about switchbux in time to make millions was worth reading bullshit about stripes and platform sperging for the last few generals tbch

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Remember to thank your PacStan glitchers.

>>150748551
Remember to kys

>>150748551
Nobody liked knock-off nessi

>>150748387
Did the patch fix it? It doesn't seem like anyone has tried.

>>150746647
Still looking?
SC: Crakinidy

>>150748948
Yeah, someone just left actually. Adding you right now.

>>150747342
>im not being retarded, im just being retarded.

>>150746647
>mfw lightning fucking killed all electronics on house.
Im coming back ;_;

>>150749079
thanks senpai just have to connect on a lobby

>>150746647
Still need one?

>>150749271
Maybe. Post your username just in case. Someone might not show up and/or leave.

>>150749447
I already accidentally joined :^) didn't know you were hosting

>>150749079
really sorry about that fucking shit timing dc. I hope I could join later

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>play with /gtag/
>its always join a session and bully randos
>boring as shit.jpg

I suck at racing but i have a creativity overflow, so with the new ""props"" they released for the creator, stuff got more interesting.
Vote in these polls, and I might make a 10-map playlist depending on the popularity of the picks.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10913248
http://www.strawpoll.me/10914400

Also I will ask you to test/race it.
Will post here if i'm done with one, with an image like this template, so if anyones interested can come playtest.
posting every thread. voting = making it stop

>>150749915
Fucking just stop

>>150749915
>>boring as shit.jpg
>making people angry at videogames is borning

>>150749915
Even worse than cowposting desu

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this is my first attempt at a mario-kart-like fun racer and my first take on a video game editor since 10 years

pic related, it's mostly easy hazard and has been streamlined a few times for a smoother experience

https://de.socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/Your_last_Friend/games/gtav/jobs/job/5q6K_A5cKUawr9jvvg-mWA?platformId=8

r8 and h8

>>150751320
Why all pink
Go mario kart colours dude

>>150746647
What does this glitch do?

>>150751670
IIRC endlessly repeatable finales.

>>150751786
Damn that's pretty nice if you have a good group.

>>150751559
mostly because I wanted a good contrast for testing my first track

I'm going to change or mix it around a bit, but at the time I thought it looked like ice cream and was fitting the beach

Should I bother getting into the finale farming if I don't own a Kuruma or the apartment to keep it in?

Maykel never godmoded. Maykel was a good boy.

>>150751320
better link

http://rsg.ms/bdde173

I tired from working right now, sorry

>>150752819
t. Maykel

>>150753061
Wish I actually had been recording. Him cirkling with the insurgent for a good minute, missing every shot was pretty amazing.

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>it's a FORCE skid episode
>Godmode
>Weapon removal
>Vehicle Invincibility
>Freezing
>Wanting to fight me irl because I'm not scared of him

>>150753316
Where does he live though? Find him on FB. He's on there, he says.

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Maibatsu Penumbra is stronk! STRONK!
I'm on my laptop ; - ;

>>150753517
fuck off

>>150748676
'Course it's fixed. They even shut down the whole game with an "ALERT: AN IMPORTANT UPDATE IS NEEDED" because they saw their Shark Shekels vanishing in front of their eyes.

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>>150753517
pls kys

>>150753517
>Thinking drifting is faster in anything but mario cart

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>>150753403
Should've just left the session when this happened to be honest
Also lmao at him shooting my corpse

>>150754237
Yeah it was right after that part where I put about 4 shots in his head with the heavy sniper and he took no damage.

He would never godmode though, he even said so. Who would go as far as to lie on the internet?

>>150753517
If you're on your laptop, and in FUCKING SINGLE PLAYER; just use the rockstar Editor. You can max settings so it renders with good graphics and at 60fps.

of course this is nullphaggot, so anything beyond retarded thoughts is impossible

>>150749915
But it's always them starting, they try to bully and get bullied.

/gtag/ is watchmen

>>150754605
While it's this for the most part, there are some shitters in gtag.

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>>150754534
But I'm not in single player

>>150754773
Bruh, you forgot to remove the speedo

unless you admit to modding in online

>>150746372
>Playing story because never bothered to 100% it
>it's actually better than online

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>>150754943
running my own server that friends can connect too.

>>150754748
No ones perfect, not even /gtag/

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>>150755201
>it's a "nullphaggot gets BTFO so hard, the leave online for multifive" episode

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who else do social cleansing in /gta/ ?

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>>150753517
>Nullphaggot needs mods to drift the penumbra

you can't make this shot up

>>150755875
>shot

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>>150755725
Does street sweeping count? I sometimes go to gang territory to gun them down and steal any bikes or custom cars they have.

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>>150756298
of course, at night i drive in the ghettos and clear the hood from homeless,drunks whores and gangs

>>150755201
Neat. When is it going public?

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>>150757103
Fuck off

>>150755201
>Running a server on a laptop
>Running a game on the same system as the server

You really are retarded

>>150754605
We need a drawfag to whip up a poster with some GTAGs and the tagline "WHO BULLIES THE BULLIES" or some shit.

>>150757498
I just got this server thing today gosh.
>>150757103
there are already multiple drift servers if you are interested in that.

>>150757894
>I got it today

That doesn't disprove that you are a retard to one both on a laptop.

>>150758084
Yeah cause I'll put the server on this non existent other computer, at least it can do both for testing.

>>150757894

I HOPE YOU GET RAPED BY A PACK OF NIGGERS YOU WORTHLESS RETARDED SACK OF SHIT, KILL YOURSELF NOW

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>>150758363
Why are you so upset anon?

>>150758278
You're still a retard for running both at the same time. You have a desktop, and you have a laptop. If you only have access to your laptop right now, then don't test your server yet. How have you not killed yourself yet?

>>150758564
>It works
OMG DONT DO THAT UR SUCH A RETARADDAD

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>>150758492

BECAUSE YOU DON'T YET HAVE JAMAL, TYRONE, HIKEMBE, AND CHIKE POUNDING THE SCREAMS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH WHILE YOU WIKIHOW HOW TO TIE A NOOSE YET FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKYOOOOOUUUUUUU

>>150758671
>missing the point

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This proves either nullphaggot or crimeshitter used/uses menus.

>>150759293
I got that tornado from a crew member who spawned it for me.

>>150759475
>Throwing crime under the bus

How manage to keep stooping to lower lows?

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r8 my stunt race

https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/xboxone/jobs/job/prm1VQkQPkCTadEc_iw3EA

>>150759589
Crime didn't ever spawn me any vehicles, stop trying to create lies.

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If anyone here is trying to do the Pac Standard glitch, I made a script that makes it easier.
luxio.xyz/CrashGTA
Just helped a few GTAG anons perform the glitch, and it worked like a charm.

Anyone want to do the glitch again? I'll host the lobby.

>>150759656
I used to do VIP jobs with crime all the time before they got kicked. They used to spawn railguns all the time to shoot down jetshitters in freeroam.

>>150759656
The only gtags on that server were you, styleszeitgeist and crime, though

Duping and selling cars is so tedious.

>>150759935
Sure thing, hope you accept rank 15s

SC: Kazzumatsu

>>150760067
Ever done pac standard before?

>>150759952
>Crime shitposts about GTAGs fighting in numbers when idiotic randoms attack them
>uses a Railgun in Freeroam
Oh boy

>>150760156
Yes more than once, just started this new character a few days ago for a fresh start.

>>150759935
I know that it made me look like a dick that i dc/d on the heist but can i get an invite again?
I'm still salty about it ;_;

>>150760014
Mean to say, before that day, a gtag member who will remain anonymous as per HIS request gave me that car to put into my garage.

>>150760367
>>150760067
I just finished a pacistan glitch with Kazzu. Let him hold all the money and he only dropped 6k from some stray bullet when we took off with the bikes.

>>150760503
jeep backpedaling, kiddo

>>150760503
>HIS request
So it was Crime

What's the best sports car?

>>150761093
Your mom

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post YFW nullphaggot proved crimeshitter uses menus

Who are crime and null and why are they talked about in every thread?

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Need 1 more for pac standard glitch
PICNIC

>>150761223
Hi, crime or null

>>150760695
>>150760826
literally no where did I say I got that car on that same day. Geeze.

U guys would actually go even more on if u guys ever find out who gave me that car. and it's not creimfeigter.

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>>150760683
Appreciate the good word senpai

Still got a space for pac stan glitch if anyone wants to join

>>150761352
Actually, if you told us who, it would shut down the conversation as all lose ends would be cut, preventing further conversation, you retard.

>>150761435
Xbox?

>>150761627
PC

>>150761605
It was Blater

>Crime is online
>namedropping happens
Really makes you think

>>150761770
Hi, not-Null

>>150761847
Well it was

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>>150761352
I got the full WebM, notice how it doesn't say "personal vehicle destroyed"? That means that it was spawned in the current session, and never garaged; meaning null just lied again. Also noticed how crime crashes (common side effect of menus), removing the god mode on the vehicle. Almost irrefutable proof that null lies and crime cheats.

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>Host Pacific Standard
>Everyone leaves
o-ok then...

>/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General: Lawyer Edition

>>150762990
it said you left m8.

>>150763040
the fuck? that doesn't sound right. On my screen it said "Demolitions Left", which would be Holocauxt, but at this screen it says everyone left.

>>150763204
didn't get a screenie but on my screen you're the only one who left

>>150762448
Oh this recording is from my desktop, wait until I return home and pull out the video footage.

>>150759952
>Things that never happened the post.

i would appreciate if you would stop spreading lies on the internet.

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>>150763017

>>150759652

>xboner

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perfecting my penis spray

Doing Pacific Standard all the way through, and if someone teaches me how to do the glitch, I`m willing to do it

>churchill1941

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>shipment destroyed
>it's some pink haired faggot
>their name is XxKushComaxX
>goes in passive afterwards
>report him
>asks why you reported them
Fuck you, that's why

>>150762448
I got everyone lefted you fucking retard. She picked me up in the mariachi in her garage.

I could never spawn anything. It wasn't part of the table. Fuck off. The only real power I had was despawning items.

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I spawned that mariachi for null. Now I gotta get back to wage slaving, shitpost twice as hard to cover for me.

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>>150764454
Host. Take 0% cut. Give out the cuts however you want 0/60/20/20 etc. Do not collect the $. Arrive @ boat. Sit back left. (On console hit XB button or PS button as soon as boat starts driving. As soon as the land disappears on the left (just before the bridge) force quit game. On XB1 it's XB button, start, down x3, Quit Game.

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>>150746372
what's this drift server I read about?
can I touge in it?

>>150765045
Kill yourself

>>150765045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GFBN4m5C0k&feature=youtu.be
You damn right u can.

>>150765148
well that's part of the plan, but I need to be able to throw my car sideways first to finish it.

HOLY FUCK, null's next plan to become the 'queen of gtag' is to host the "official" gtag multi5 server, since h
Their discord plan failed.

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>>150765193
looks neat, downloading it now.

>>150765694
who cares? I found a carfag server, fuck gtag.

>>150765796
Good, keep your autism on there. It would be even better if you kept your autism out of this thread and fucked off back to >>>/o/

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>>150765885
>it's another "anon throws a fit over things he doesn't like" episode

>>150766005
>It's another "anon is an autist and projects onto others" episode

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>>150766134
Atleast I'm not playing pretend lawyer for or against our resident null and crimefaggots.
not saying you are either, just saying it's good to have a different topic

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sorry i'm late

Xth for never ever

What are the /gtag/ essentials for vehicles? I already have DA BESS in each class and a few fun things like the Halloween vehicles but I have 60 million and 13 empty garage spaces to fill.

>>150767470
If one of those cars is not the banshee 900r you need to reconsider your life.

>>150767470
Insurgent

>>150767470
>essentials
Get what you like

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>>150752862
>>150751320

So I did about 7 laps on this map. Its alright. I have 3 real big issues with it. First is the 2nd pipe where you decided to put 4 of the windmill things real close to each other with 2 of them being the 3/4 filled ones. If you go in there and the opening is at the top you literally have to sit there and wait for it, shit is terrible. 2nd one is minor, after going under the pier, the water can rise up enough that your car almost becomes disabled, but you come to a standstill.

The biggest offender is pic related. You go in this awesome loop finally with no gay windmills then BAM you slam into the wall. I mean god damn, what were you thinking when you made this fucking part?

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>>150767805
Found the shitter

>>150754097

>he think a 20mph grip run around a hairpin is faster than a 35mph 4 wheel drift

Someone rides the bus IRL, and it's (you)

>>150767809
Already have. Just hoping to pick up a few I've overlooked since you can't test drive in SP anymore and they don't have any pictures on the in-game site.

>>150768154
Yeah but can't you accelerate faster out of the turn if you've already got traction?

>>150768158
Warrener or casco?
Surge?
What do you like? Classic, muscle, exotic?

>>150766005

This is how you properly troll people IRL

>no takumi tax

First sign it's a bullshit ad

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If this ain't your favourite car, you're a faggot.

>>150768425
Anything really. I mostly buy stuff if I remember it from the older games like the voodoo or the faggio.

>>150768465
It's literally a CL ad for takumi's car ya dip.

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>>150768154
the bus rider is you, jackass

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>>150768551
Found the mother-fucker.

>>150768793
CALL ME MOTHERFUCKER AGAIN! COME ON!

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>>150765193
>stanced faggotry

>>150769446
>he doesn't know that stance for drift is an actual thing
Reduces the amount of tire that grips the road, allowing lower horsepower cars to kick out much easier without engine mods.

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>>150768918
Creepy.
Old.
Mother-fucker.

>>150768918
motherfucker

>>150768918
Motherfucker again.

>>150746372
FiveRe would be more fun if it didn't take 10 minutes to log in.
But that's probably just a gtaV thing.

>>150770420
Is it pretty active at least? Can you still play with people worldwide or what? Considering trying it because sick of getting dumped in lobbies with less than 5 people and never finding any races/jobs.

>>150771321
I'm not seeing many people on right now, but I dunno if many even know it exists
It's really unstable, I just spent 5 minutes loading in to ctd as soon as it was finished.
Ping seems to be all over the place, which I guess is to be expected of baby's homebrew server seeing how many of them probably run it off their computer and play/do other things.
Can't comment on players as I've yet to see one, I picked a low ping empty server just to make sure it worked and now I'm trying different race servers
So far, I give it a 5/10 because it doesn't require a second copy of gtav, doesn't require you to risk ban by changing N actual files (it seems to extract what it needs from the game folder), but it seems like a really early build.

>>150772501
Oh and I had to launch it 7 or 8 times to get it to stop using the social club launcher(which tells you to relaunch gtav) but it hasn't given me that problem since.

>>150772501
>>150772986
Hmm, might still give it a shot later.

>>150773229
Oh yeah, it's a definite reccomend to try, I don't have baller ass internet so my theory is results may vary.

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When I get home I can set up a server so we can mess around with it, I just can't port forward where I am right now. It has some fun basic stuff.

>>150773894
Fuck off

>>150773894
Can you drop money?

>>150774205
I dont think money is implemented, so far we can just use the trainer menu to do stuff.

>>150774205
Are you fucking retarded? That is a server mod, it is in no way connected GTA online.

>>150746372
So what's the general consensus here? Multifive or Five reborn?

>>150774709
Never heard of multifive, might give it a shot.
t. anon who posted blog above about FiveRe

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>>150774709
>>150774868
I dont like the sound of multifives PUT THESE IN UR GAME FOLDER.

>>150774868
If you could give a review of it and compare the two, it would be great. We could agree on which one to use and open a gtag server. better yet, we could have multiple gtag servers so power isn't concentrated in the hands of a few autists

>>150774804
what I mean to say is, I only rarely ever shit on doorsteps

where the cheapest place to buy gta v for pc?

>>150775364
try your local farmer's market they might have a second hand one

>>150775105
Bother, I really don't feel like tracking all that garbage down and deleting it if I want to go bully randoms.

>>150775112
well it doesn't seem like there's risk of ban, according to all the answers in the forums, I'm downloading and giving it a shot now, I'll just do a clean reinstall of gtav before I go to bed tonight if I don't like it. (I too do not trust anything that has me change game files)

>>150775595
ite cheers bro

>>150776168
update on MultiV - I haven't checked the DLC yet, but all they've had me add to the GTAV file so far are two new .exe files to execute MultiFive. Don't think that would be cause for ban.
It also says it uses Social Club to log in, which kind of worries me.
Oh well.

Buddy you doing heists?

>>150746372
does anybody know anything about handling meta files (like handling as in car handling edits).
I have one saved as a .meta.xml, is it good to drop it in like that? Or should I change it to pure .meta?

>>150777631
Why don't u read the readme.

>>150777847
there is no readme.
http://fivereborn.com/topic/412/jetsonsdriftin

>>150776629
further update, MultiV uses the same method as FiveRe (still unsure what they had me add files to GTAV folder for) to extract game data it needs. Possibly you add the things to the GTAV folder and the exe maybe moves them to the new MultiFive folder?
seems legit so far.

gtag racing tournament when??

>>150778856

>Racing tournament
>customs, catch up, slipstream: on

no thanks.

>>150778856
Fuck off

>>150778856
Never because they don't do anything fun.

>>150778856
yeah add my 360 gamertag Mad4Attention

>>150777921
maybe read the post because it says the instructions right there.

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No more Pacific Standard glitch hosting for me today, sorry. Apparently it increases the "bad sport" stat. Also I'm tired
Gonna get some sleep. Enjoy the money.
t. buddy

>>150780379
Leaving any job before it's over raises your bad sport stat

>>150781207
unless you disconnect properly, by removing the internet connection

>>150780379
That's why you switch off also why do you even care about bad sport?

>>150783452
>also why do you even care about bad sport
don't want to be in a literal shitter lobby

>>150783546
but you get a cool hat

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>>150780379
Thanks for the dosh bud

>hackers are now giving everyone 5 stars and spawning vehicles all over the track

Wtf I hate Super stunt races now

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>price of next DLC items are higher due to the consolefag money glitch raising everyone's bank account balances to extreme levels
>all the mansex fags have to pay out the ass for their meme bikes

>tfw ps4 poorfag who needs money and has never even been able to do the heists besides Fleeca because of retard randoms.

this is suffering.

>>150786504
You could have got 825k/5 mins or so last night

>>150786687
i only found out this morning on my way to a doctor's appointment, about half an hour before it got patched. i was salted.

>>150785015
>pc
kek, doing it wrong :^)

>>150746372
alright, so FiveRe is really fun. would recommend to try it sometime.
MultiFive keeps shitting itself on installation, third try is the charm?

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Kay who wants to join and fuck around?
U needa DL fivere then dl
http://enhancedreborn.download/
put into -main fivereborn folder-/citizen/common/data

then dl https://a.pomf.cat/ifbtux.meta for dourfito handling place into main fivereborn folder-/citizen/common/data

then connect with ip and port in pic

>>150761148
>>150755610

How's your depression, furry?

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just uploaded a newer version of my Pacific Standard glitch script
instead of just crashing GTA, it first blocks your connection to the servers.
only blocks it for GTA ports though, so you don't have to unplug your internet, and other applications keep getting a connection
it unblocks the ports after the application has closed
luxio.xyz/CrashGTA
click download the beta if you wanna try it out.

note that I have *not* tested this version yet so it might not work

>>150788149
this update inspired by:
>>150781207
>>150781646
>>150783452

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>Hey guys gonna make a money lobby add me for invite

[Doubt]

>>150787894
How's your cancer, nullphaggot?

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>>150788553
not me, busy having fun in a snow storm

>>150788771
Looks like silent hill

>>150788947
>Le silent hill fog XD

kill yourself faggot

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So this is the power of menus huh.

>>150789156
Why are you so mad, kid?

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>person jumps into your car as passenger
>suddenly traffic gets so shit even the NPC's are crashing into eachother at intersections

>>150789156
It literally does though

Anyone wanna do some custom races?

>>150789186
where does it store your fivere screenies? I can't find mine in my steam screenshots

>>150789989
Just right click on the game in the steam list, view screenshots, then view on disc. You are really dumb.

>>150790160
i mean i have steam screens set to export to my screenshots folder but they didn't.
was making sure they weren't stored somewhere else.

>>150788426
>Money lobby

I thought money dropping stopped being a thing, is it legit?

>>150790784
I didn't check, but it's likely it wasn't legit.

who has the best taste in cars and why isn't your answer snapdragon?

>>150792793
t. snapfaggot

>>150792793

>>150792906
stop being so jealous blater

>>150792793

Me.

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>>150792793
It ate my image.

That wasn't me, the fugged image upload from clover was. Now if you excuse me my last break is over and my phone is at 22% battery.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E30QsBwrMZ0

such a noice song

>>150792962
Implying blater drives anything but sniper rifles and homo launchers

Could someone drop money for me?

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>>150789989
I just use an app to do screesnhots

>>150793770

sure thing, check your PMs

>>150793994
Thanks

>>150793770

Hello, I'm in Anonymous. I will hack the Rockstar servers for you and send you money, but first I need you to do something for me. I hacked your email address, inside you will find your instructions.

Remember:
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
We are legion.
Expect us.

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Post your top 4 most used vehicles, lads.

>>150794723
Ew

>>150794723
>that bike
fucking creamsicle eating fuck

>>150794286
I think you went too far, hacking is wrong.

>>150794723
do you exist to make me want to throw up?

>>150794723
>Entity XF
>Gauntlet
>Sultan
>Thrust

>>150794723
Jester
Coquette
Bestia
Turismo

>>150795183
>>150794948
>>150794765

Sorry I didn't post 4 RE-7s or Omnises :)

>>150795592
i dont own either of those cancerous shitmobiles

>>150795592
It's not your car choice, it's how you modded them
There's literally nothing wrong with owning either of those cars though

>>150795903

>bone stock alpha
>bone stock TT
>WS6 Firebird inspired Ruiner

I see nothing wrong with those. The stancefag Sultan I can see not being for everyone though.

>>150796157
>stickerbombed sultan
>ugly ass ram hood ruiner with french fry colours
>'bone stock' alpha with that ugly hood and removing the beautiful stock rims
>whitewalls on a 'bone stock' sports bike
Yeah nah, it's all shit

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am I slav enough for gtag

>>150796486
missing a sultan

>>150796387

>he doesn't like stickerbombing

post your emperor and premier, grandpa

The truth is that no matter what someone drives, nobody in the thread will like your taste. It's all shitposting

>>150796486
You're gay enough for my dick in your ass.

>>150796537
At least go all the way rather than just stickerbombing the hood
>>150796650
This justification is only used by plebs who have ugly cars and think that it's just shitposting when people point it out

>>150794723
Zentorno; Sabre Turbo Custom, Elegy RH8, Hakuchou

>>150796157
>bone stock
You're a fucking retard, no wonder your cars suck shit.

>>150796650
People hate it because /gtag/ has shit taste in cars and has has no idea how to match colors to not be an eyesore.

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>>150794723
Regina, Regina, Regina, Regina.

>>150796974
t. black plates on everything pleb

>>150796962

let's hit the track :)

>>150796974
Everyone hates everything. These threads are full of people with big balls, but they would never act that way in game. Bunch of slack-jawed faggots

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>>150796974

>>150797301
omg this is so epic xD upvoted

>>150797301
lol random XD the deer is driving!! upvoted u 4 this epic snap :-)

>>150797301
woah is this real life?

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>>150797301
so randome le nice post!

>>150797456
SC? mine is xsnapdragon

>>150797479
>people actually drive the feltzer
wow i didn't realize there were people with taste this shit

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>>150797950
what's wrong with an AMG benz?

I got 6 Million by selling all the vehicles in my old character, what should I buy /gtag/?

>>150798370
x80 in chrome
armored kumura in chrome
insurgent in chrome

>>150798370
>>150798420
adder in chrome
zentorno in chrome

>>150798619
>zentorno in black and red
ftfy

>>150798190
the bodykit

I am so fucking confused right now. When I play GTAV online, I usually get mid-high 50s for Celsius on my CPU. I just joined (and left) a server, where I could tell my fan was a lot louder, checked my CPU, 80 degrees celsius. How the hell does that happen? The one I'm in now is giving me 57 Celsius, but why the fuck would it jump to 80 in one server? It wasn't even full. Only 8 people.

>>150798990
hilarious

>>150798990
holy shit even more epix then the last one good one my man 11/10

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b-but m-muh multiplayer animals

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>>150798842
What's wrong with the bodykit?
have you never seen the car it's based off of or what?

>>150799014

nerve gas

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>>150799339
>What's wrong with the bodykit?
it's ugly and can't be removed
>>150799269
fuck off furry

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>>150799761
reminds me of another car in game.
Tbf, the only problem I have with the WBK on the Feltzy is the mesh over the back wheels, other than that it's really not all that bad.

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npc hairs when?

>>150800278
never
fuck off nullphaggot

>>150800278
Any lmao

>>150800278
npc body shapes when?

I wanna be a fat fuck when i'm not doing shit, then get ripped when my character's pmc company takes off

>>150800421
GTA SIIIIIIIXXXX

>>150800134
Tho I will say, only reason is because how perfectly it cups wheels
That shit is nice.
Doesn't hurt that it's not a bad car performance wise
(Tho that's rarely a problem, I've gotten away in some of the most bullshit vehicles in freeroam by the grace of other players not knowing what brakes are)

Could someone post the imgur album guide on port blocking GTAO? I think it was the port 6672 but I'm not too sure.

>Game's 3 years old
>Still can't walk into a clothing store without the game telling me to kill myself

>>150802151
It's so that if someone blocks the door with something you can't climb over you have a way to exit the store

>>150802272

Okay, why is this popup still showing up past like rank 30

>>150802778
Why are you still playing past rank 30?

>>150802837

Why are you still posting past age 30

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>had to download photoshop because im too retarded to learn how to use paint

anyway I present you my 4. r8/h8.

>assistant is super slutty
>won't fuck me
high school all over again

>>150803517

She's a professional you sperg

>>150803751
professional dick sucker lol

>>150803424
Tastefully modified, but
>driving an insurgent

>>150803424

>Insurgent in top 4 most driven

Literally end your life this instant you waste.

>>150803929

This is why you're alone

CHARACTER POSTING TIME BOYS

IT'S GO TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>150804148
fuck you

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>>150804181

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>>150804181

>>150804393
>Nu-Male: The Character

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>>150804181

>>150804578
oh god i love memes

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>>150804181
Just when I was done making my comparison edit.

>>150804773
>oh god i love dicks
ftfy

>>150803424
RE looks like shit without livery.

>>150804896

ok elliot rodgers

>>150804914
it's not even my character you sperglord
calm down

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>>150804181

>>150804393
He's cute desu

>>150804929

I disagree. I almost didnt buy it because I thought you couldnt remove the livery.

>>150805562
do us all a favor and drive you and your edgelord car of yours off a pier

>>150805562
who is this goddess?

>>150805562
Why do you still post here?

>>150805851
Because I still play gta

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>>150805562
>offroad tires on a sports car
>we r anyonmous watchdogs faggotry
>not a phase mom outfit
0/10 apply yourself

>>150805829
Fuck off, nullphaggot

>>150805818
>>150805829
>>150805851
Stop giving it attention and it will seek it elsewhere

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>>150805562

>tights with boots
>gloves
>everything with that jacket
>all black because no actual sense of style and color matching

2/10

>>150806069

Lol this mongoloid doesn't even realize black cars are classy and sophisticated because he's too busy "coordinating" his rainbow garage full of neons kys lmao

t. not even flib

>>150806069
>color matching

nigga u gay. there is nothing wrong with black.

>>150806257

Its fine to own a black car.

Its not fine if all your clothes are black and youre stuck in your emo/goth/juggalo highschool phase.

Even j* has premade outfits that look fine if youre too socially retarded to know what looks good.

>>150806257
>Being this stupid

>you will never marry crime that will end up in bitter divorce when you walk in on blater and snap spitroasting her while flibin masturbates in the corner

>>150806516
>her
geg