/gtag/ Grand Theft Auto General

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>It's a "nullphaggot and crimeshitter get BTFO" episode

In before that one fucking retard starts asking about the Insurgent again despite his question already being answered.

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>>150526586
2nd for never ever getting interesting cars

>>150526804
>Why won't Rockstar cater specifically to my tastes? Bawwwwwww! This must be because of da shark cards!

If you haven’t got a stripe on your Sabre post elsewhere.

I miss orrie.

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>>150526917
>he doesn't want interesting cars
Okay

>>150526935
superior nipponese coming through

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>>150527116
>no stripe

Fuck off, weeb

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>>150526804
>>150527116
>Japcrap
>MX-5 of all things
>Interesting
hahahahahahahahaha

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>>150527236
i haven't bought any of the benny's upgrades yet, mainly because saving up for ceoshit.

>>150527273
>being a busrider

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>>150527236
>weeb
nah son, this is weeb

>>150527236
That looks like shit

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Friendly reminder: a 50k NISMO "sports" cat gets BTFO by a 30k rental fleet car

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>>150527490
>Mustang GT
>30k
Used vs new or wut?
>straight line racing
Kek.
also
>implying the Fairlady has been worth a damn after the 350Z came out

>>150527425
>That impotent rage reaction

can you dupe a car with a tracker on it?

my session that I was duping my shafter on is now empty and whenever I get in the newly duped car the other one despawns straight away :(

>>150527718
The pic does show a gt, but the base V6 mustang has gotten a better track time on every circuit that it and the NISMO edition have ran.

it's just null bait since their dream car is a modern 350z

>>150528032
300ZX was the last good fairlady, and even then it was shit until you got some not-stock parts on it.
Nismo trims are the new "SS" chevy trim (they have fucking nismo Juke).
Also, the 2013 mustang GT is faster stock for stock than the 2014 or 2015 GT.
Not encouraging for a shitty facelift.

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POLLY BTFO

reposting since new thread

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I'm running the Gerald missions heist, who wants in? 2 spots left.

>>150527406
>Having the trash taste of a 12 year old

>>150527406
>Having shit taste

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To the guy asking in the previous thread. It takes about 6 hours to fill up a large warehouse and pays out 2.2mil.

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>>150528663
>>150528717
>not having shit taste
Do you even into patrician?

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>>150526804
As much as I hate all the "tuner" fags(almost as bad as Mansex Club), I really want a miata. Especially now that pop-ups work

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>>150529315
im just tired of the same old supers and sports cars.
make other classes great again.

cool can't dupe the car i put a tracker on

GOOD WASTE OF $400k THANKS

Am I the only one who reports every character with a hacked/glitched costume?
Because fuck you shitters.

How do I join the crew lads?

>>150529545
>waste time trying to dupe money
>waste money trying to dupe money
Kek, just get on the grindtrain and have fun.

>>150529603
post SC and platform, someone should be lurking who can inv.

>>150529545
keep us posted lad, I'm having a good time right now

maybe I'll tell you how the glitch really works after you waste another 400k :^)

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>>150508451
>praire gets a race upgrade
>becomes a sport instead of a compact
>it's shit for that class
>sadfrog.bmp

>>150527425
Is that a design from Benny's?

>>150529919
Yeah, both the car and van are.

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>>150529919
fuck off newfig

>>150529680
sc: chemicalcoast
platform: PC

>>150529992
Which car is it?

>>150530158

>>150530057

>>150530158
Sultan. Enjoy spending 800k to upgrade to the RS.

>>150530158
you're dumb as a rock, you know that?

>>150530102
gotcha

>>150530217
I will; you think I'm not good for it senpai?

>>150530321
Sound lad

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Some fucking lithueanian took my fucking account, changed the email and the password and basically locked it out, I sent a request to join the crew again.
I think my stats and money are intact though, my fucking character looks like a fucking mess and I have no money, I'm dreading seeing my garage once I'm reinstalled.
The worst thing is he joined the IGN crew.

>>150530440
Say name silly.

>>150530342
I just think it's overpriced for what you get. All of Benny's shit is.

>>150530440
Maybe you'll luck out and he'll have every update flavor super.
Seems to be a Slav thing

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fucking triggered this isn't in the game yet

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>>150530440

>>150530628
Well I had 600k and he completely dried the account out, my garage was full of stuff, I'll be pissed if he sold my hearse.
>>150530569
Sorry senpai, cambromo

>>150530698
Theoriginal with San Fierro and Las Venturas was the perfect what if.
Bigger is not always better, and that map is fucking absurd.

>>150530774
Got you too

>>150530698
Should put a bridge where the plane is flying.
A huge bridge would be fun, I remember the firs time I went across the 14 mile bridge in Louisiana. Shit was whack but fun.

Have they figured out why drivers try to ram you off the road yet?

Is it bad programming or something?

Also which is a better map San Andreas or GTA V?

I feel there is alot of wasted space in GTA V

>>150530918
I'm in, my face value profile is back to normal
Now to see the fucking mess under the hood when the game is downloaded.
Stay tuned for next week!

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>>150530698
I am triggered over trying to figure out what the shit is supposed to be the city that has the 3 islands connected to it in the bottom right corner.
Los Santos 2: Electric Boogaloo (Now with extra stretched Miami!)?

>>150531381
>Also which is a better map San Andreas or GTA V?
San Andreas, it had a smaller map but it was cluttered and had much more shit to do and explore.

>>150531381
I feel like SA had more variety, more wide open spaces, but that could just be my nostalgia goggles. I've noticed the uptick in aggressive NPC's as well, but just dismissed it as me being paranoid.

>>150530774
>Hearse
You can get them in online? I don't think I've ever seen one spawn.

>>150531381
Some of it seems intentional to me. Cars suddenly deciding to change lanes and swerving into your path just as you're about to overtake them is bullshit and happens too often to be a coincidence. Then there's the the flaw in the AI and how it tries to avoid collisions. Sometimes it thinks you're about to hit them when you're not and it seems liek it tries to swerve right at you. Dunno if they fixed it.

>>150530440
How the fuck did he get your account stolen

>>150531737
They are super rare if you don't have one already.
If you do, they spawn more often.

>>150531737
Exactly.
Once you have a hearse you can manipulate them into spawning at the funeral home
They're only rare because of that

>>150530919
>A huge bridge would be fun, I remember the firs time I went across the 14 mile bridge
14 miles of proxy mines

>>150530894
>Bigger is not always better, and that map is fucking absurd.
are you kidding me, planes can cross the V map in like 3 minutes, and the new super dupers can in 5 or less

and aside from the east side of V being landlocked, how it the map absurd?

>>150531381

There is a ton of wasted space in 5. A good 30% of the map, maybe more is mountains, but the real issue is there not being shit to do outside of the main city and i dont think theres anything you could do to remedy that problem.

Also i saw a pic a while back and i think you can fit the entire SA map inside of los santos alone.

>>150531837
I saw a car change lanes without the intention to exit or because 2 lanes merging into 1 on the highway only once in GTA 5.

In GTA 4 you couldn't just go in between lanes without getting rammed by someone every 50 yards

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>>150531381
>Have they figured out why drivers try to ram you off the road yet?
>Is it bad programming or something?
it's bad driving anon, the NPC drivers actions are 99% predictable

apart from spawning sideways on the highway, R* did a great *gagging* job for the traffic models

>>150532430
I see it all the time, especially when bringing crate vehicles into my warehouse.

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>Search for a Fathom FQ 2 for over an hour to deliver to Simeon
>Finally find one, respray it, and am less than a mile away
>a hydra player flies over and blows me up with a missile

>join lobby with 3 other people
>they ask for a crate truce so we can collect
>i agree
>buy 3 crates
>collect the first
>tfw they kill me relentlessly and stop me from getting the other 2
>each crate was worth $136k each, lost 2
>uninstalled

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>>150532807
Just go sell a Felon or Baller.
You'll make more money.

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>>150533040
>each crate was worth 136k

>>150532807
i hope you weren't doing it for the money

>spend all sorts of money early on in my online career
>at least 150k performance and gold paint
>make it to dock without a scratch
>vehicle sold : $9800

RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

if you ever do the deliver missions, just respray classic white/gray/black for 800 that's it

>>150531712
>Miami?
yes

>>150526804

>miata
>interesting

Nope.

>>150532574
>bad driving

Seems to be intentional because it oly happens to me while on a mission doing a race etc,

They do try to ram you switch lanes just as you get close etc

I remember flying over the traffic during rooftop rumble and seeing the cars try to swerve towards the path of the chopper while on the ground

>>150532052
>implying
Wouldn't be much use in freeroam but I could see races being fun.
Besides, I like bridges.
Also.
>decide to check out some rockstar verified maps solo
>find a fun one, set 4 laps and try to get a decent time in my prarie
>playing this solo btw
>finish
>actually get paid
I'm gonna try 3, 2, and 1 laps, see if it still works

>>150533990
>>actually get paid
What, did you start yesterday?
You get paid for doing anything outside of freeroam.

>>150532574
>the NPC drivers actions are 99% predictable
They're plenty predictable once you realize you need to keep atleast one cars width between you and them whenever you can because they will swerve to cut you off for no reason other than to cut you off.

>>150533990
You get paid solo races, just not very much.

Pvtmcbagel requesting to join the PC crew

>>150534609
Gotcha

I need some protection for a serious sale lads, get on PS4

>>150534690
I mostly get into public lobbies on my own if u wanna try that

>>150534407
Never actually done a solo race before mate.

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How do i join a crew spoonfeed me

>>150537095
Don't be retarded

You've already failed.

>>150533040

>>each crate was worth $136k

what the fuck?

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>>150537095
i'm going to spoonfeed you knuckle sandwiches

>>150530698
that Bayside looks too comfy

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>>150537653
forgot pic

How do i get new heist missions? I just finished the fleeca job in my high end apt

>>150538646
wait for Lester the Molester to call you.

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New CEO vehicles when

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>>150538646
hello yes how does google work?

Is the game worth buying on ps4? Pls respond.

>>150527816
No you can't dupe a car with a tracker. Here, I'll spoonfeed you.

1. start in story mode, switch to creator, then switch to online
2. get into lobby with at least 22 people, 25 is better. keep finding new session until you get a full one
3. Do not have a personal vehicle out on the map. Find street car you want to dupe, schafter & schwartzer are best, oracle works just fine
4. bash it up a bit, bash off drivers door too. drive into things to fuck up the car
5. drive to your garage, (2 alta st. a best), position car so that when you get out, it spits you into the blue circle and you get sucked into your garage
5a. if you accidentally drive into your garage, blow that car up and find a new one because you just put a tracker on it and it's now your personal vehicle

6. leave garage. the car you chose should still be there, and should now be glitched and will produce dupes
7. get in car, call Gerald, ask for mission
8. accept mission while driving towards a wall at a medium speed. you want to time it so you get pulled into the mission right around the time your car hits the wall
9. after mission loads and you're in the lobby, just bail out of the mission. you can't do this part wrong.
10. you CAN do this part wrong: Do not move for 5-8 seconds after you are back on the street. if your original glitched car (the one you crashed) is onscreen when it pops you back on the street, move camera so you're not looking at it. After a few seconds, walk around a little, the game should spawn an undamaged copy of the car you bashed up. Drive it into your garage. Try to keep your glitched car off screen at all times a dupe car is in existence.

If your bashed car is still there after putting the dupe in your garage, congrats you are in business. Take the glitched car to the paint shop and upgrade it, performance upgrades only. You are getting half of what you spend back with every dupe.

>>150526786
If buy the isnurgent is it store in garag :DDD or do i hav to stor it in ur mom. :DD

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>>150540236
>PS4

>>150540253
Then you take your upgraded car back to near your garage and accept that same Gerald mission while driving at a wall. Put the dupe in your garage. Leave garage and get back in your fucked up car. Accept Gerald mission while driving at a wall.
Repeat until all garage slots are full. 48 minute selling cooldown applies.

>>150540236
It plays the same as any other version (obviously excluding dedgen)

PC has the mod option, so if you have a rig that can run it, PC is best bet.

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>>150533184
>>150532807
>not having a garage full of easy as fuck to find sentinels

Who can I get to play through the heists with me lads

>>150531913
I wish I fucking knew.
The worst part is once they got in they didn't need to verify jack shit before changing shit like the email and password.

>>150540703
Where do the Sentinels spawn at? I know where the truck is, and do the modified Jester's spawn at the parking garage in online?

>>150540253
>posting it here

Consider this patched within days

>>150541325
DELETE THIS

let the newfigs do all that work for nothing

>>150541325
ebin xDD

>>150540253
Actually I remembered another step: Hard reset your console before starting step 1.
for xbone hold the power button until it turns off

>>150541325
Yeah, ******** has no idea where that method came from. At all.

>>150540973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtQnIfnFIvA

>>150541934
Thanks mi familia

>>150530698
who /race from LS to LC/ here

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To all the newfags:

before you ask any questions if insurgents are garage-able, how to dupe cars, how to heist, or any other dumb questions, you have to answer this question.

Buffalo Bell, or Polly Polaris?

>>150542490
What's with the sudden influx of stupid newfags anyway? It's not like there was a sale recently.

>>150542490
Buffalo Bell, the other one looks like a hillbilly's slutty daughter.

>>150527425

>Doesn't even have the sunstrip with all the moon runes

Not operating at full weeb

>>150527425
I have this car and paint. I love it and I wear the RPBG pants. Wish there was a shirt

>>150528828

Haven't played in a long time, which car is this?

>>150540735
Fine lets play post psn

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>>150542490
the one that takes less time to die from blood loss after I've shot it

>>150543752
>psn

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>>150543521
Coquette BlackFin

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>>150543321
You had better be wearing the mask, too, or I'll kawaii you in your sleep.

>>150544634
Am i the only one that plays playstation?

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>>150544774
>mfw I only just now noticed it's floating in that picture
Rockstar get your fucking collision together

we doing pacific standard, need one more guy

>churchill1941

>>150545814
Yay

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>>150545445
It's the car of the future, today!

Need players for Series A final setup then heist pls join

>>150547451
sent ;^)

>>150547569
Post your name you sonovabitch

>>150547719
sent :^)

>>150544774
Best muscle car

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>>150548047
That's not the dukes

Is the T20 the only vehicle with mechanical spoiler? I'm a sucker for moving parts and was sad that the Adder didn't. Second Question; Is the 811 still the fastest vehicle on straights?

>>150548261
The T20 is the only one with a mechanical spoiler, but the X80 has flaps that move when steering and braking.

The 811 is the fastest in a straight line of all land vehicles, and is faster on the track than the 900r

Is there a way to put your insurgent in ur GARAGE??????????????

>>150548998
Yes, drive it into the garage door

>>150548998
Yes, you just need to call lemarster to remove cops and send pitpocket to another guy in an insurgent, and their insurgent goes in your garage :DDD

>>150549095
>>150549221
Better question is, should I get it?

>>150549458
Only if you have a kuruma

>>150549542
I'm not a faggot and I enjoy my contender, so I ask again, should I be a man and buy an insurgent?

>>150548536
Thanks man. As much I don't like the look of the X-80 I'll have to check it out for the flaps.

>>150549950
>I'm not a faggot
>should I buy an insurgent
You just answered your own question.

>>150544774

Thx m8 buying one of these sexy beasts today.

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Just a reminder that TUBE creator's out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZubIhK-Z6w
Also a Rockstar made TUBE creator guide.
http://media.rockstargames.com/rockstargames/img/global/news/upload/GTAO_StuntRaceGuide.pdf
Also new adversary.

>>150553018
>new adversary.
LEAVE ME BE MARTIN
STOP TEXTING ME

Lads

how do I sign in with someone else's SC account on PS3 to unlock stuff for them?

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>>150553018
it's kinda pain in the ass to make these races but it """pays off"""

>>150553631
Give it back, Jamal

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Wait, new players can't put Insurgents in their garages anymore?

I have an Idea for the tube creator but am not enough autistic to actually make it
>slinky spiral tube climb
>with a tube filled with spinners in the middle going straight down

>>150555447
>>150556018
wew what a session

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jesus fuck I'm finding an active crew next time

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AMEN

>>150556564
I look forward to sniping you out of it and you calling me a hacker

>>150556213
okay

>>150556620
1v1 me bro

>>150556852
You'd probably just go passive the second you're out of your hugbox.

>>150556992
one of the reasons why i bought an insurgent is so that spastics like you can waste ammo

>>150557309
>I bought it because I'm a giant pussy
Yeah, we know

>>150557309
>babbies first hugbox

it's been out for over a year, everybody who isn't a newfag can counter that shitbox ezpz

HELP STEAM IS DOWN AND IT'S NOT EVEN TUESDAY

Alright, which one of you niggers ruined the perfectly fine crew emblem?

>>150540703
Why, so you can get 20k when you remember to stop and resell then every 45 minutes?

>>150558687
Agreed, I liked the old one. New one is cancer

>>150558850
>old one
You mean the last one. The current one is older, and even then, it's not old itself.

>>150558687
Nigger it shows who did it if you actually looked at the crew page.

>>150559182
Yes

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I'm a bit sad that it's not this easy to fly a bicycle/motorcycle outside of stunt races.

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>>150559449

>>150557430
what should i watch for in that case o mighty OG wizard oldfag

>>150559189
I only log on to SC to change my crew color.

Currently have 2.9mil lads, what's the best way to invest it so I can start making real money?

>>150559889
well first you need to look out for ))))))))))))

and most importantly you need to be aware of [][][][][][][][][][][][]

>>150562180
Buzzard and Maze West.

From there you can either get into the crate game, or just enjoy perma-VIP and spam jobs.

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>as you all probably know I recently bought a garageable insurgent
>comfy driving around not giving a single fuck on a femto-scale
>suddenly a wild faggot heli appears
>explosions everywhere
>likeicare.jpg
>explosions intensify as the imperial stormtrooper-trained gunner keeps pounding on this inexorably powerful beast
>i whip out my lol only 9mm to enact revenge on the poor souls above and send them even further into the heavens
>insurgent, now armed with a cannon, straddles the territory between fractal holograms and reality, tearing a hole in space-time and leaving a power vacuum
>in panicked fear, the mastermind AI decides to crash my game to keep the universe from imploding
i'm still mad tho.

>>150562180

Do the CEO thing and buy a buzzard. Get the cheapest ceo building+large warehouse.

Id suggest selling cars if you have a couple to sell to be able to afford the ceo+buzzard+large warehouse. Youll make it up. Also medium/small warehouse isnt worth it unless you REALLY dont foresee yourself being able to afford a large one soon. Large one is the best way to go

>>150559889
Schafter V12 (Armored)

>>150562929
>>150562639
Why is the buzzard essential? If I'm stuck for choice between a warehouse and buzzard which should I choose?

>>150562889
>driving an insurgent
kys

>>150540253
see the problem wasn't that I couldn't dupe the car

it was the fact that once I upgraded the car (spend 400k on it) I got split from the server and I was on my own
so then on every time I duped the car the other one would despawn

FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT NOOOO

>>150563316

If its large warehouse, then get that. If its any of the others, get the buzzard.

Buzzard is essential because it drastically reduces the amount of time it takes to do everything. CEO work/crates all become a breeze with the buzzard.

>>150563316
Get the Buzzard.

The thing about the Buzzard is that, if you buy it, you can spawn it right next to you for free any time you're a CEO. It's not essential, but it makes your life a gorillion times easier since you can just fly everywhere.

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>>150562180
BUY INSURGENTS

pigs thought they could get mine, but I outsmarted them easily.

>>150564717
>le epic top hat
Wow, just when I thought you couldn't get any more cancerous.

>>150562889
>things that never happened

>>150565062
>i cannot look at screenshots
>>150564819
that is why i keep to myself and fellow patients in /gtag/

>>150566464
it's a meme you dip

>>150564717
Don't have the heists done lad

Biker DLC when?

>>150568985
right after i get my plastic surgery and gender changes

>>150568985
hopefully never

>>150568985

Hopefully after they fucking do a Casino update.

>>150568985
I can't believe rockstar leaked the sidecars for bikes that you can use.

IM SO PUMPED

For some reason I have three 4-Doors in my garage - Schafter, Oracle, and Tailgater. Which to keep? Which physically performs the best? I have the Tailgater almost fully upgraded so I can't really test them fairly.

>>150570089

Keep whichever you think looks the best or alternatively none of them. Theres better 4 door cars out there but it really doesnt matter since everyone always just gets in their own ride.

Can anyone suggest an alternate control scheme for helis? In a Buzzard; using WASD, the numpad, and a mouse is nigh impossible.

>>150571987
Controllers are like 20 bucks, you could probably find one cheaper used.

>>150570089
Sultan is the "best" 4-Doors in terms of performance unless that has changed since then. But with the amount of properties one can own nowadays you can keep them all if you wanted.

>>150568985
Are you hell bent for leather like me?

>>150570089
>>150572232
The best 4 door is the V12 Schafter.

wew lads

http://rsg.ms/c559696

>>150570089
>>150570452
>>150572232
>>150572867

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbvO52lA0Ss

Broughy has all the answers.

>>150568985

Hopefully never since Manchild Clubs are the most cancerous crews in the entire game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlYa5CFSXhk

>>150575289
>The flying car
It's bullshit but the last second realization made it perfect.

>>150575779
I was looking at the overpass waiting for him the drive through, at the moment I didn't notice the car jet off into the sky rather than stay on the road. Then I looked at the radar as I noticed he wasn't going through the overpass, left scope and got out the way of the fucker flying toward me.

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Hmm.

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>>150530440

>>150575289

4chan faggot mad he got outskilled

>>150576459
Put the plastic over that magic and go spastic.

>>150570089
Schafter. But the Schafter V12 is the best performing 4-seater.

In case you're wondering, the RE7B is the fastest 2-seater, the Insurgent is the best performing 6-seater, and the Granger is the only 8-seater.

Knock knock nigga

>>150562889
delet this

I keep hearing "hermaphrodite" this "suck cock" that.

>>150580954
SMOKE WEED
JERK OFF
DUMB GAME

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>>150568985
>he drives a motorcycle
>he thought lost and damned wasn't garbage
>he feels disdain for japanese sports bikes because they outperform his piece of shit bike
>he belongs to an online MC aka Mansex Club

>>150581741
You're getting sloppy.

>>150582051
I was asleep

>>150582102
I'm your turbo lover

>>150582916
As long as you don't wear leather I'm yours

>>150583156
Are you the boss of this gym?

>>150581741
>>150582051
>>150582102
>>150582916
>>150583156
GODDAMN NECKBEARDS LEAVE MY GENERAL HOLY FUCK WHO LET THEM IN

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>>150583272
You know it babe.

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>>150583324

Does the car dupe work on PC?

>>150583324
Ah fuck you, leatherman.

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>>150583805

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>>150583805

>Does the car dupe work on PC?

>>150583805
No

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>>150583805

>>150584572
STRAIGHT

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>>150583324

>when an aimbotter keeps headshotting you when driving by at 100mph in a super so you turn your menu on and run him out of session

feels good man

>>150585528
>stooping to their level when you could just get in an armored meme car and run them over
plebeian

>aimbotter starts war with crew org
>all crew in session gang up on shitter
>claims that everyone in gtag is a cheater

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This was a good month.
TUBE creator a best.

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>>150586608
This is totally not an excuse to post TUBE comics.

>>150586608
>>150586812
Is this supposed to be funny?

>>150586986
It's obviously supposed to be a heavy handed and introspective look at the darkest aspects of human culture

What is it now?
At least one more year till Blater starts getting alts unbanned?

>>150586049
well he's not wrong

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>>150581741
How do you feel about 'offline' MC's?

Was looking for a stunt series lobby earlier today and it went from 8/16 people to 8/32 people, then the game crashed. Haven't been able to access servers yet.
Anyhow, are stunt series now for 32 players or is this a glitch?

Can you send associates on crate missions while sitting in your office the whole time?

>>150588252

Sure but if a CEO wanted to sit on his ass while I make his money for him I'd probably quit and destroy them instead.

>>150588362
Don't associates get 20k for completing crate missions?

>menus are back in GTAG

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>>150586049
>gtag in charge of accurately detecting cheaters.
>implying all you fucks don't have Parkinson's when you aim rifles
>implying this isn't a crew full of cheaters

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>>150588551

LMFAO

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>>150586986
Its an old meme but a good one.

Tubes are amazing. Ive had more fun in tubes than most of the game so far.

>>150588551
Associates get an extra 10k or so on a successful sell mission, that's the only time they get paid for completing any crate thing other than the "up to 10k every 15 minutes" wage
>>150587936
They're not weird manchildren pretending to be tough in a videogame by limiting their tools and pretending to be superior to everyone else because they elect to use choppers over other vehicles so they're not that bad.
Dressing like a leather daddy and riding choppers is still lame though.

>>150588636
>implying this kid wasn't proven to be a skiddy after he got memed on for aim botting and he started using explosive ammo

>>150588551

Associates get a spicy $0 for completing crate missions, and about $10k on sale after hours of grinding for the CEO. If the CEO wants crate money he's grinding with me or I'm sabotaging him.

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>>150588807
Posting superior version.

>>150588897
>weird manchildren pretending to be tough in a videogame by limiting their tools and pretending to be superior to everyone else

That sounds eerily familiar.

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>>150588897
I drive a Dyna and the only leather I wear is a cut. I'd barely call either of those a chopper or 'leather daddy'.
The bikes in GTA are limited and awful though, barely use them. Kinda amusing that people do that kind of shit.

>>150586049

I dont care what that samefag nigga keeps saying, the entire crew in your session backing you up in a fight without having to say shit is great.

>>150588636
t. not in gtag

>>150589457

He wasn't being a faggot, he was being a doofus, you retarded faggot. Kill yourself today.

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>>150586049
One guy started shit with a few from the crew earlier and said one of us added a lamp (?) to him
When someone got close, it was apparently removed wayyyy earlier despite him saying seconds before that someone attached it to him
These people

>>150588897

>Limiting their tools

Bikerfags are extremely quick to start spamming rockets while one of them grabs their Hydra.

>>150590586
That's exactly what he said, bruv

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really makes you think

>>150590884
>cloroxlover

Fitting name, perhaps he should drink it daily.

>>150591518

>t. Tide user

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anyone know a way to get just the face mask part without the glasses and hat saved to an outfit like it is here?
i tried going to a gun store in the mission (Series A - Coke, for the record) but only the armor and gun shop parts work so i cant save it through that.

>>150592917
>Tide
>bleach

>>150593070
Contact mission, not a Heist. Take a Lester mission or something.

>>150593070
Start a Contact Mission and save it at an AN

>>150593197
>>150593213
oh, alright. ill give it a shot!
any mission in particular you know that works?

>>150593550
Denial of service. Kill all trucks, then do not kill last truck. No time limit.

>>150593916
alright, thanks a bunch

>>150593076
https://www.google.com/search?q=tide+bleach

Do your laundry once in a while, your parents would appreciate it,

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>>150594220
>your parents

>>150593197
>>150593213
>>150593916
that did it. thanks a bunch later!

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GTAG PSA:

the god mode in the new version on menus are much less effective than the old ones. They are essentially just a super fast health regeneration. EXPLOSIVES SHOULD BE ABLE TO KILL ANYONE USING MENU GODMODE. even if they are using vehicle invincibility, an RPG should blow up a car and occupants in one hit. So godmode aircraft pose no threat. If they are in an insurgent or rhino(rhino is untested and only speculation right now) you are fucked, unless you use multiple stickies at once. The current godmode only heals really fast, so if you can do peak damage greater than their health, they will die, or their vehicle will blow up.

TL;DR
The new godmode from menus are actually just rapid healers, if you can do a single attack with more damage than the health and defense of the target (an RPG round on all but armoured targets) you can kill it.

>>150590163
Why would I ever?

I was asked to join but according to gtag you can't kill 4 people with 12 carbine rounds in rapid sucession without collateral.

Anyone who is better than you is "cheating"

It's even worse you cry about it, and have one of your skiddy friends crash me.

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Kick Snaekmon when?

>>150595543
Go away, crime.

>>150595626
dont speak to my girlfriend like that ever again

>>150595626
t. buttblasted shitter

>>150595591
How did that fight start?
Did you fight back?
Did you ask him to stop and he didn't?

>>150595591
HAHA GET FUCKED RETARD

>>150595543
>>150595735
>STILL mad people don't believe your lies
Fuck off you dumb cunt

>>150595753
>How did that fight start?
He shot down my Savage, despite being in my Org and both of us trying to kill a shitter.
>Did you fight back?
I destroyed the tail rotor to his Buzzard so it would stop working. He was near the ground, so it did not explode. Then, I got out my minigun, and spun it up so he would know to stop. He then RPG'd a car I was near and killed me. Kicked him from Org, he minigun'd me.
>Did you ask him to stop and he didn't?
I told him crew killing is bad, and he tried to kill me again. I just activated my Heist to get me into my apartment.

>>150595816
That's mean.

>Impotent Rage muscle pants
>None covered with his assistant in lewd poses like the PRB pants

>>150595926
maybe you're just bad :^)))))))))))))))))))

>>150595929
Fuck off you kancerous shit

>>150595929
Why do you have friendly fire on in your org?

>>150595980
Why would the Impotent Rage audience care about a woman?

>>150596034
That's mean.

>>150596039
I did not have it on. He killed me with explosives on my Helo, then I booted him, then he killed me again.

>>150596039
>people playing as a ''woman'' are retarded
>this is some big surprise

>>150595591
>playing as a woman
asked for it tbqh

>>150596039
This, he was asking for it

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>>150596253
Mean.

>>150596335
You can damage / destroy vehicles piloted by Org members. After he did that, he killed me on foot, so I booted him, and he killed me again.

Not asking for it.

>>150596443
Are you on console?

>>150596443
No, with friendly fire off, you can do damage, at all. When I'm CEO we often jump into heli blades or shoot RPGs to fling each other

>>150596531
I use a controller on PC.
>>150596568
You can blow up vehicles, you dummy. I'll join you right now to demonstrate, if you want.

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Thanks.

>>150596607
You can blow up the vehicles, but it doesn't kill the person inside. The helicopter corpse will fall to the ground, and your character will get out.

The *ONLY* way you can die to an organization member is if they do some kind of fall damage to you, like hitting you with a car, and making you slide down the street. Or in your case having friendly fire on.

>>150596607
>controller on PC
>tranny

I think it's time to end it, bud.

I'm going to fuck Crime in real life while you cucks are still trying to steal your moms credit card to buy Shark Cards.

>>150596772
Fuck off you abusive shits, it's clear kaz started this since they killed him for just destroying their heli, not for any actual killings.

>>150597003
fuck off

>>150596080

Why do I care what the Impotent Rage audience cares about?

>>150596780
You still think I had friendly fire on?
>He miniguns my Savage with his Buzzard, Savage dies, falls in to tree, explodes, registers as a suicide.
>Slams in to me with Buzzard, I shoot out tail rotor so he will stop and get out, he gets car, runs me over.
>I kick him from Org, he gets a minigun out, shoots me, I use Heist to get away in to Apartment
He deliberately tried to kill me three times, the first time not being registered to him.

>>150596845
I prefer the controller, because I played this game a lot on dedbox.
It's hard to make a good looking character, and taste is subjective. To each their own.

>>150597031
Kaz is asleep. I never killed Snaek, but he killed me three times.

>>150597075

I get that she watches her purse more closely around you after last time but there's no need to take it out on me you little rascal. I think daddy needs to give you some discipline.

Crime would like you thirsty neckbeards to stop namedropping her.

>>150597385
>her

>>150597385
HOW ELSE IS SHE GOING TO GIVE ME ATTENTION

>>150597031
>kaz
What do I have to do with this?

>>150597385
Blater would like to choke crime out with his fat 8 inch confirmed cock.

>>150597524
>add her on steam
>add her on rsc
>discord

Is there a faster way to load into GTAO?

Going to take forever to sell these cars at this rate.

>>150597576
>this person has blocked you

I'M SORRRY FUCCKK

>>150597654
Just add her Snapchat.

>>150597385

I'll stop talking about her after I fuck her in real life.
I'll stop talking to her as well.

gtag was better when it was mostly men gtag has many women now

>>150597823

Shut the fuck up you gay homosexual faggot and queer

>>150597823
I agree

Anyone playing as a female character should be banned as well.

This crew has too many ladyboys.

>>150597823
Women and '''''women'''' ruin everything they touch

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>>150597929
>>150598035
>not wanting to sex a cute boy that looks like a girl

>>150598259
Trannies are not cute boys, they're monsters

>>150598259
my point exactly.

can we ban theesee degenerates from the crew

this crew should be about beef and cheese, and those delicious meatshots

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Anyone here want to do Pac Standard?

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>>150598498
I will help, if you want.

>>150598629
Sure what's your SC username?

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>>150598716
Flibinjiber

recommended voice changers?

>>150599096
Sticking a loaded pistol in your mouth and firing it tends to change your voice, you should try it!

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last call to do Pac Standard with us

>>150599337
Still looking?
SC: Crakindiy