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FUZZY WUZZY edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/22824/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
League shitter who wants to join dota?: http://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
LMAO THANKS CS:GO
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Do you guys ever wonder what cause so many
Other people to use reddit over /d2g/? I mean, It
Takes so long for people to go from normie to
Autist on reddit. You can get the same result in
2 mins here instead.
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>>149616439
i see, a sort of cuckold convention if you will
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Which heroine has the sexiest voice?
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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
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>drop a few spicy (you)posts at the beggining of the thread
>leave internet for the day to socialize and swim at the local pool
>come back and reap the (you)s that i've sown

anyone else familiar with the feeling?
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>pick op hero
>win thirty games in a row
>retards instalock safelane and mid lane as with every game
>THEY'RE ALWAYS FUCKING GARBAGE
how can people be so fucking bad? none of these fucks deserve to win, fuck them and their undeserved mmr ruining the matchmaking pool and leading to stomps or retardations
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>>149616670
None of them even come close to hers.
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>>149616670
of those 4 i'd say phantom assasssin
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>>149616540
Upvotes, even Trump wants upvotes.

(You)s are a weaker currency.
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>>149616659
Omg
OH MY GOD
DID
HE
DIED?!?!!?@@!?
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>>149616987
ye
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>>149616926
he is memeing u
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>>149616670
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/2/28/Pain_kill_13.mp3
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which doto would look the cutest with her back whipped into a bloody mess
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>>149617159
omg
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>#mentallyhill has become a real thing
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>>149617159
>not yotsuba b
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>"hmm where should I discuss American politics?"
>>>/pol/ nah
>>>/news/ nope
>>>/int/ no
>4chan.org/vg/d2g PERFECT
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>>149617294
Tomorrow is easier on my eyes when neeting out
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>>149617294
>yotsuba blind
???
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>>149617331
>>>/po/ for the most authentic political discussion
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>>149617178
>no QoP femdom futa gf
why
even
live
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/a/a1/Pain_specialcase_03.mp3
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/3/38/Pain_rival_04.mp3
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>>149617281
me playing kaldr desu
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5 decides what hero I pick for my next ten games
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>>149617294
a man of taste

i prefer vanilla too
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>>149617491
Techies
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>>149617294
>Not Halloween theme
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>>149617217
CM maiden
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>>149617535
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which patch was objectively the best and why was it 6.85
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>>149616670
spectre
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>>149617535
>Nice
>Good game, well played!
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I have a confession to make. I dream every night about Mirana and Luna. You just know that they're passionate lovers that will do anything for each other. I imagine that Mirana is quiet and shy and Luna is fierce and outgoing, but in bed they always swap roles. Mirana is secretly the dominant partner, and Luna is a submissive slut. Every night I dream that Mirana ties Luna up tightly and uses one of her arrow heads to tear neat holes in her spandex. Then she forces Luna to take off her shoes with nothing but her mouth and worship her perfect feet, one in her mouth and the other rubbing Luna's pink pussy. Then she switches off and makes Luna taste her own juices while the other continues rubbing Luna into a pure ecstatic orgasm. Then Mirana flips Luna over and fucks her raw with a strap-on while Nova and Sagan fuck her in the mouth and booty-hole. Luna orgasms over and over and lets out screams and moans of joy, until everyone cums one last time in unison.
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>>149617607
You fucking asked loser, why would I force anyone to play any hero other than techies.
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>>149617709
I didn't, I'm posting because you got in first try and I didn't get a chance to meme
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>>149616858
Please Anon, her voice is so dull it puts me to sleep.

The sexiest voice belongs to Broodmother
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/c/c1/Broo_ability_spawn_06.mp3
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>>149617708
It's like a discount cococuck text, at least get some decent smut instead to post with it instead of an SFM tragedy
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>our carry has a female nick name
>feeds first blood
>keeps feeding/no-farming after that
what happens if i abandon? i've already abandoned like 3 games this week and nothing happened
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>>149617782
You need to go train for ten years if you think you're ready to meme faster than me.
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>>149617491
Check my 7 to disconsider this post:
>>149617535
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>>149617998
samefag, play techies
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>>149617954
No, it's just that all boards are for American politics.
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>>149617954
Dendi NaVi Comebacks
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>>149618040
american politics is a joke, both parties actually choose the worst possible person to run in the entire world
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>>149617998
What are you not up to the challenge you kuso shiteater?

Techies doesn't have a 0% winrate yet, you can still have fun and win.
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>>149618185
Success breeds jealousy
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>>149618185
i know right?
Putin should rule the world.
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>>149617675
6.81 because it was peak dota just before the great casualization
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>>149618250
>this is actually what Trumpfags think will happen
Spoilers: Hillary wins
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>>149617884
>Dota 2 will never be on the Wii U
Maybe the NX?
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>>149618185
American here tbqh I can understand why the old school conservatives are mad at Trump. If they had someone like Jeb or Ted who was sympathetic to the State and the status quo then I think Comey would've actually recommended charges for Clinton and the Republicans would have destroyed the Democratic party for the next few years.
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>>149618250
>success
hasn't applied to the west since 1965
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>>149618517
CHOTTO MATTE
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>dotard telling me to go for evasive action on riki
>Win with riki
5/60
0/5

I just really hate puck and brew
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>>149618517
>Americna politics
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>>149618250
>BLM protesters forced to get jobs
I laughed.
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>okay guys how do we stop the prophet of kek from assuming the highest office in the land
>lets call him a bully
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I trust that someone will buy this and post yourself hotgluing it here
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>>149619025
If it was Luna or QoP I would but not for WR
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>>149619025
>horseface
>gigantic fucking arrow
>no bowstring, just like in-game
Dropped/1488
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>>149618250
>this will never become reality

why live
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>>149619182
Why don't you ask your Senator or House Rep to make some changes that you want to see in your state/county. They're more powerful when it comes to where you live than the President is.
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>>149616659
How to be smart when angry police officer is trying to arrest you: Spread your fingers, move your hands slowly to your sides and above your head. Don't do what this man did, it makes the cop scared, so it shoots in self defence. Remember, the cop is more scared of you than you are of the cop!
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>>149619182
>implications
Soon, friend.
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Anyone else think this year's secret shop is crap?
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>>149619679
i have not seen it yet, link?
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>>149619721
http://secretshop.welovefine.com/
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Who is the worst hero of 6.88b?
I say brew.
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>>149619801
this is top tier, also that first hoodie is pretty dope and those mirana PJs looks comfy as fuck. the rest of it me meh or meme shit exactly like every other year
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>>149619679
I'd rock the jakiro pillow, but yeah the rest is shit.
>>149619814
>Who is phantom lancer, bane, or techies
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>>149620016
Bane is decent this meta. Solo support who can zone/trade effectively and setup kills easily. I have no doubt that if Fear were still support on EG they would pick it more often.
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>>149620014
>>149619801
forgot the picture
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>patsoul & co. getting humilliated by a team of literal peruvians
lamo
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>>149619801
>le gamer gear
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How viable is immortal tower dismantler man in 6.88b?

>+40% attack speed to necrobook
>keeps creeps alive with shield + coil
>can zerg down enemy tower for 10+ seconds guaranteed
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>>149620161
>faceless void
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>>149619679
those void boxer briefs and some of those jackets are awesome the rest of it is meh
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>>149620254
>not vlads, drums, and AC so you can end before you lose relevance
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>>149620468
>3 items that give no cost efficient pushing ability
?????????????????
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>>149620541
But they do.
>not buffing the shit out of your own creeps
I'll bet you skill Q before 10, too.
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>muted because I tell shitty players that they're shit

poor babys
>>
>win lane
>win early midgame for my team
>basically win midgame for my team except my team starts feeding every engagement
>start losing engagements sometimes late game because my team feeds EVERY SINGLE TIME i tell them to get back
>we started off 17-1 on the fucking scoreboard and slark SOMEHOW CANNOT SNOWBALL
>DOESN'T EVEN BUY SHADOW BLADE
>become a walking aura and just drag idiots to fucking victory
>despite them ALL FEEDING INTO THE FOUNTAIN AFTER WE GET MEGAS, LEADING TO US ALMOST LOSING TO FUCKING DEATH PUSH 10 MILLION DAMAGE TAKE YOUR ANCIENT IN 5 SECONDS TEAM

btw if you are one of the spectre webm dick riders i invite you to watch the first 5 minutes of this game

it may not be like 4.5k but youd probably be slightly surprised at least.
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Does anyone know what the dota 2 pins are for?
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>>149620653
>creeps that won't attack tower if the enemy team is nearby
>creeps that won't even be there when you bumrush a tower past the creepline whenever bdoor regen goes down
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>>149620753
You stick them on your backpack for decoration.
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h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hey!..........
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>5 inches
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>>149621105
i really wish i could buy that mirana
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>>149620875
why are they so expensive?
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>>149621105
What the fuck?

They actually got GOOD SMILE to make the figures?

Fucking weebs, man.
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>>149621105
Why does WR have breasts? She's supposed to be flat
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>>149619025
why it has tits and the in game model doesnt?
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>>149621223
Because all dota merchandise is jewish tricks. You literally have to be a good goy to buy dota merch.
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>>149620739
>tfw saw a shadow blade for the first time in 100 games earlier today
>a juggernaut who made it into silver edge
>he got curb stomped for making a shitty item for retarded clowns
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>>149621105
>>149621258
her fucking spine is broken REEEEEEE
tfw Valve will NEVER fix her spine and give her more feminine feet
W H Y
H
Y
L I V E
I
V
E
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>>149621437
they shouldn't fix her spine. it's canonical that she has flat tits now, it became a part of community art etc

that's why it's stupid that the figure has tits, but it'll sell more figures.

if anything, you'll see the in game model "Fixed" to where her spine is fixed and she's just properly flat.
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>>149621379
>buy two dota figurines from welovefine
>sell gold trove i got from my doom for 300$
>gamble away all the profits
it was probably not worth it
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>>149621437
Flat with accented cameltoe is just hnnnng Volvo pls.
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>>149621437
wut?
how do you know her spine is broken? i can't believe they would let something like this for so many years
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Valvebr0, where is the update?
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>>149621614
it took them years to fix Lina's fucking feet textures so how is this surprising
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>literally no new games
>tf2 broken since last update
>no dota2 updates
>csgo dead after they chased the gamblers away

So, what is Valve doing right now? more VR bullshit?
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>>149621614
because you can manually fix the bone weighting yourself in dev tools, its barely broken, and it fixes her arm placement in her animations/gives her D cup tits relevant to the cleavage on her skin.

they literally haven't fixed it because we're used to her looking like she has bad posture, and it fits her character/voice. makes her seem kinda playful/silly etc
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>>149621663
No more until after TI probably.

Expect nerfs to: Oracle, Shadow Demon, Arc Warden, Timbershit
>>
Valvebro here. Just a heads up. We think that you guys should really consider killing yourselves.

We are currently experimenting with new ways to make you spend more money on our game but things aren't really going smoothly as they could be.

A certain someone keeps pushing the motion that we shouldn't delay Pitlord and that we should focus on fixing the fps issues that the latest patch broke instead of just putting more compendium goals for you guys to spend money on.

More immortals with broken particles, missing icons and incomplete game breaking cosmetics are what's on the table for discussion right now.

What do you guys think?
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>>149621838
I want A cups though :3
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>>149621882
for some reason I believe you
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>>149621964
>>149621838
i dont care about tits, but if this shit is broken they should fix asap
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>>149622093
its not broken if we've come to like it the way it is

it's called a happy little accident
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>>149621882
chill out
i'll give you my money no matter what you do, valvebro
just keep releasing dem cool items
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>>149621437

It is literally impossible to have feminine feet and literally walk almost barefoot through forests your entire life.
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>>149621834
>So, what is Valve doing right now?

Rushing to release the week late Immortal 3 hats, testing out pitlord and setting up for TI
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>>149622230
>I'll suspend my disbelief for all the weird shit that goes on in game EXCEPT for the idea that windranger could have feminine feet
btw she walks on wind, her feet don't touch the ground.
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>>149622586
I have depression, can't work, so I get $$$ from gubmint
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>>149616659
>Pretend to be a threat to a cop
>Get shot
What was he expecting?
Fucking darwin award right there
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>>149622230
i'm playing video-games, not real-life
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>>149622648
based disabled bro
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>>149622443

You cannot walk on wind. Gasses do not provide the sliding friction necessary for that to work.

>>149622697

Probably heavily calloused feet that are weathered by sun and rain. Several scars.
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>>149614993
>>149615113
>>149615792

I'm new but not retarded. I can still fight these niggas, it just stupid hard when they play heroes like alchemist, ursa, sven and there's at least one of them in every single game I play. I've been playing enchantress, crystal maiden and the tree dude. Am I being an asshole too? they feel good to play and they're easy to control. Also fuck bristleback
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true valvebro here.

new immortals 27/07
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>>149622943
You also can't shoot lightning out of your hand. It's called magic, retard
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>>149622951
your bot is broken Valvebro
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>>149621882
>>149622951

Did you have a stroke in between posts and forgot what happened?
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>>149623041

When will you save us from Nahaz, Bruno?
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>>149616659
Dumb fuck deserved it.

>advances towards officer
>hand behind his back at his waist-band
>raises and points said hand at officer
>officer reacts according to training
>somehow the dumb nigger is victim
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>>149622995
none of these heroes you play are cancer
btw, i wouldn't even recommend playing enchantress if you're new because it requires micro and she had some nerfs
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>>149623206
bruno is dead, he has been replaced with the kikebot 7000 with a bruno skin
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>Valvebro meme back in full force
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How the fuck is morph + pudge supposed to be balanced
they both get aghanims scepter and you've got a 5000 HP pudge with permanent rot throwing hooks that never miss because you're stunned for 99% of the fucking game. And then the real pudge is ALSO throwing hooks that never miss every 4 seconds because bhaghaghaweghweghwe
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Valvebro here. Just a heads up. We think that you guys should really consider killing yourselves.

We are currently experimenting with new ways to make you spend more money on our game but things aren't really going smoothly as they could be.

A certain someone keeps pushing the motion that we shouldn't delay Pitlord and that we should focus on fixing the fps issues that the latest patch broke instead of just putting more compendium goals for you guys to spend money on.

More immortals with broken particles, missing icons and incomplete game breaking cosmetics are what's on the table for discussion right now.

What do you guys think?
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>>149623304
he has been replaced with gaben fat ass, just like icefrog
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why are there so many summerfags infesting this general lately? did someone from /b/ tell them about /vg/?
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Can everyone just report this spic piece of shit

>>149623226

so that he just fucks off for the night?
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>>149623418
yeah me what you gonna do about it?
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>>149623418
>why are there so many summerfags during summer
>>
Valvebro here. Just a heads up. We think that you guys should really consider killing yourselves.

We are currently experimenting with new ways to make you spend more money on our game but things aren't really going smoothly as they could be.

A certain someone keeps pushing the motion that we shouldn't delay Pitlord and that we should focus on fixing the fps issues that the latest patch broke instead of just putting more compendium goals for you guys to spend money on.

More immortals with broken particles, missing icons and incomplete game breaking cosmetics are what's on the table for discussion right now.

What do you guys think?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBBIh1cCjgU

I miss him
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>>149623418
arcana poll filled this place with io arcana redditors
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any thoughts?
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>>149623659
>mirana figure
you're really living the dream arent ya?
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>>149623730
yup
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>>149623659
>tidehunter is only 6 inches
pathetic
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>>149623819
the awesome windranger and AM figures are 5 inches
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>>149623819
just like your dick
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>animeposters
>frogposters
>memeposters
>blogposters

This place is going to be shit next week
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>>149623659
jesus christ people actually buy this shit
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yes fight! FIGHT!
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i'll fuckin 1v1 any of you right fucking now. i'll put money on the line but i guess your pussy ass wont throw down
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>>149623995
>above average
thanks bro
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>>149624065
alright

are you gonna be at ti?

I'll smash your ass kid
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>tfw I play CARRY Abaddon, CARRY Omniknight, CORE Jakiro and I have above 70% win rate with all of them

>tfw my now 51 wins / 16 losses CARRY Abaddon is the best CARRY Abaddon in all the /d2g/

>tfw that equals to a 35 wins to 0 ZERO loss ratio

>tfw you shitters will literally never be as good as this game as I am despite going full try-hard while I literally play casually in VERY HIGH SKILL BRACKET with one hand behind my back, literally: http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1869884763

>tfw once TI6 is over and a new patch comes out Abaddon will be top pick again

>tfw I am the true chosen by the mist
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>>149624065
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198070907277/

ok, add me
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>>149624145
adelaide???
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>>149624027
poorfags gives me pity
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Here you go mongoloids, for future reference you'll get the idea of how to build a position 2 CARRY Abaddon:

Start off with a ring of protection, two branches, some tangoes and a mana potion.

Your CARRY Abaddon is going to be a position 2 or even 3. You're never going to be a position 1, dude. Keep that in mind.

Build that basi ring next, get that fuckin' magic wand and some phase boots. Take that basi ring and turn it into a Vlads, and rush a fuckin' S&Y.

After this it depends how the game goes,you can just go a fuckin' basher and run to people and bash their fucking face if you're ballin' outta control and expect to finish early, or you can go Skadi into a AC.

If this goes really late, finish that fuckin' abyssal and after your skadi / heart + AC you can go MKB for the damage.

Max the shield first, 2 points into the passive, max the heal, finish the passive. Always max the ultimate whenever the chance.

If your team is fuckin' kuso ass shit, as they usually are, sometimes it's actually naice to build a aghanism instead of a skadi or heart and go for a AC after, because with the aghanism you can actually stop those shitters from dying.
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>>149624207
i forgot to say you need to be at least 3k mmr, haha sorry bud. lmao
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>>149624325
are you scared?
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>>149624105
Thats not big enough faM

>>149624278
Manchildren are worse imo
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>Pretends to be an "ESport"
>Pretends to be "Competitive" and "Skill-based"

>Crams RNG into every facet of the game

how do you rationalize this lmao
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>>149624278
money isn't an issue

just because I refuse to buy a 40$ tard doesn't mean I would buy a 5$ tard because its cheaper

like I dont understand the appeal of childrens toys for an adults. they won't even be played with just sit on some bookshelf until you throw it away some day
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This game is a mess of code hammered into itself and build upon a complete mesh of instable versions. Every patch that comes out breaks more shit than actually fixes it and every time now since 2014 there has been a 3-4 Hero FOTM trend that keeps cycling to make the game more casual friendly.

Valvo knows for a fact that they can leave the game for broken and dead for months on in that despite all crying, it will still be steam's #1 most played game, since the community is filled with literally shit eater shitlords.

They give zero response, they give zero shits about balance, zero shits about support, zero shits about actual improvement, zero shits about new content and zero shits about anything that isn't jewing kids out of their parent's credit cards.

This is why they can push eccentric and useless, despite really "cool", stuff into the market like the Steam VR, that probably costed both an unimaginable amount of money to produce that still even raw content, and the resources that a company like Valvo would probably never have unless they hadn't jewed over 60 million big ones with DOTA 2 tournaments.

Now just think if all the money that went into the whole VR shit had went allocated into fixing and improving DOTA 2. What kind of game would we have right now.

But instead, we have this, broken, mashed, hammered piece of shit, because yeah, no matter what, YOU SHITSTAINS WILL KEEP EATING VALVO'S SHIT BY THE SPOON AND LOVE IT.

Fucking end your existence, seriously.
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>>149624145
why would anyone want to be a good carry abbadon? that's like being the winner of the drown syndrome kids race
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>>149624394
yeah i dodge
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>>149624514
come on, i will bet you $500 dollars right now that you cant actually beat me. we can stream it for all of /d2g/ so you can prove just how good you are
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>>149624419
>mfw people try to say football is competitive when theres RNG weather, RNG ground conditions, RNG ball conditions, RNG equipment conditions

football is literally decided by RNG
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What happens when Secret is the first team eliminated from TI6?
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>>149624583
alright, shadow fiend, no rune RNG and first blood wins. the real way
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>Dotards think this is a place to discuss Dota 2
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Take a lesson from my advice if you want to play a really kickass CORE Jakiro:

CORE Jakiro is that you're basically going to push so HARD that the enemies shit will end up going up their own asses.

So take in mind that once the T1 towers are down it's time to 5 MAN DOTA the rest of the entire fucking game.

Go Safelane.

You start off with a ring of protection, two branches, some tangoes, a mana pot and you can even buy a ward.

Build a basi ring ASAP and get the fuckin' magic wand.

Rush some motherfuckin' mana boots and start to push down the safelane T1. DON'T STOP THE PUSH.

Get the fuckin' tower and rotate top. PUSH AGAIN and get that fucking tower. You should be able to purchase a Point Booster now.

Go fuckin' MID next with everyone and PUSH and fuckin' tower down as well. That will give you enough money for the Vitality Booster.

Dissemble your Mana boots and build that Core Booster now.
Farm for a bit now your Phase boots by using the Macropyre to kill the creep waves and keep them pushed.

Once you're like with 1k gold into your Mystic staff, get your fucking team together and PUSH AS 5 ONE LANE.

It doesn't matter which lane, just fucking PUSH and get a T2.

As soon as this is done, rotate immediately to the next T2. Getting these two T2's added with some fights along the way should get you your Octarine Core.

Once you have it, go Roshan with your team, secure that fuckin' Aegis and get the last T2. That should be a FREE Barracks as well.

Start building your motherfuckin' aghanism if you think the game will go longer or just rush a Aether Lens if you think it will finish fast.

After you get any of those done, the game should be over shortly.
If by some chance it isn't due to split-push shenanigans or whatever the FUK, just go Shiva's and KILL THE FUCKING GAME.

1st point into Dual Breath, max Liquid Fire, max Ice Path, finish Dual Breath on last. Always max the Ultimate.
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>>149624718
k, add me then. lets do it
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>>149624782
sorry forgot i don't have 500 bucks, nvm. you dodged a bullet there huh
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>>149624773
its a good place to share lewds, but these fags can't stop memeing
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>>149624718
i am waiting >>149624207
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>>149624589
>>149624419
>Open starcraft 2
>randomly get matched zerg vs zerg
>randomly get assigned southern spawn point
>randomly get scouted by enemies first zergling while it takes me 2 more attempts to find his base
>because my minerals are randomly on the side of the hatchery that larva spawn on, I've randomly got my workers and larva clumped in one spot
>enemy wins the game later on when he kills all my larva AND workers with 2 banelings instead of just workers
>still pretend my game has "no rng"
>>
where is singsing >_<
>>
Man, I couldn't even stand to watch this ESL shit.

Plus they kept on mentioning the Manila Major throughout all the tournament as well. This ESL crap lived literally in shadow of the Major.

I'm also really fucking tired of seeing the god damn same panelists, hosts and commentators with the same stupid remarks, unfunny comments and retarded casting shit like TEMPO CONTROL, HIGHGROUND ADVANTAGE, WIN CONDITION AND TEAMFIGHT CAPABILITY.

Fuck all this shit, man. And fuck Valvo as well for pushing this Major crap bullshit.

I'm so fucking burned out I don't even feel like posting or browsing these shit ass generals these days.

Plus with the heat, I definitely made the smarter choice in saying, FUCK IT!, to watching the tournament today and went to the beach.

Will probably do the same tomorrow.

Get a fucking clue already, you dumbfounded morons.
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anytime you want to send your invite i am ready. if you are as good as you say its an easy 500 bucks
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>>149624881
post some then shitlord I need a good fap
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>dead general
>10k viewers on twitch
>half of those viewers are viewbots
>dead game
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>>149624447
>>149624604
>>149624714

er...

Can you like, stop ruining my pasta with those fucking shit awful languages?

That pasta is under copyrights you know..
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>>149625197
reminder that this is a suicidal virgin spic in his twenties and you all should report him
>>
Leave the /d2g/ a few months ago at least.
Come back today.
Still the same old shit.

Christ, I'm glad I only play this game once in a while now.
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>>149625437
i have been, if he actually kills himself i would throw a party
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what the fuck is going on itt
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>>149625283
I'm just watching the last grant cast because I missed it

same that scrims will never be public
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>>149625437

Reminder that I play CARRY Abaddon, CARRY Omniknight, CORE Jakiro and I have above 70% win rate with all of them

Reminder that my now 51 wins / 16 losses CARRY Abaddon is the best CARRY Abaddon in all the /d2g/

Reminder that equals to a 35 wins to 0 ZERO loss ratio

Reminder that you shitters will literally never be as good as this game as I am despite going full try-hard while I literally play casually in VERY HIGH SKILL BRACKET with one hand behind my back, literally: http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1869884763

Reminder that once TI6 is over and a new patch comes out Abaddon will be top pick again

Reminder that I am the true chosen by the mist
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>>149625592
I hope this makes it to Reddit's front page.
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>when valve wants to let you out of low priority ez and gives you dank fucking heroes

thanks bros

post soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpnogErngpo
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>>149625692
>being in low prio
Are you cancer?
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>>149625970
thats psg, dont reply to him
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What a fucking disgrace of a thread.

What's your fucking excuse, dotards?
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>>149626083

You have to let the aussies, swedes, and finns vent out their autism once in a while.
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>>149625970
;^)
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>not watching the biggest trainwreck of the century
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Still no news on Secret Shop pre-orders huh? Valve does not seem to care about this $80+ million dollar tournament.
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>>149626083
Tiago?
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>>149624447
this is awful italian btw
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what offlaner can i play if i am bad at offlaning?

i always get pushed off the wave and do nothing all game

how the fuck do i offlane, its the one role i've never been able to play at an average level
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>>149627446
you simply pick iron talon
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>>149627493
but what hero
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>>149627592
it literally doesnt matter, iron talon is that broken
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>>149627446
tide
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>>149627446
mirana
level 1 arrow
if u see the wave being pushed go soak exp
if not just go jungle the big creeps with ur arrow
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>>149627446
Any hero that can clear big stacks or just jungle normally if you're getting nothing out of your lane. Tidehunter, batrider or dark seer would fit you the best.
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>>149627446
Faceless Void and Tidehunter are brainless, get iron talon if you expect to get cucked, Tidehunter is better versus melee and stun-heavy lineups.

You just walk away as Tide because free Vanguard or Timewalk damage off for Void. Void has great damage and Tide just anchor smashes to harass or get some last-hits or ancient stacks.
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>>149627446
if your gud pick brood and just infest the enemy jungle. just make sure the enemy doesnt have something good against brood like axe or something. every time anyone does anything away from that lane shove the fuck out of it into a building
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I think it's simply hilarious that PPD had the best TI winning squad ever that just fucking mopped the floor with everyone, and then he threw it away so he could have his butt buddy rtz on the team, and now RTZ is enjoying wins on an actual barely Tier 1 team and EG is a literal Tier 2-3 team
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>>149628015
what teams are tier 1 now?
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>>149628015
>secret
>tier 1

with the exception of that 1 navi game with the megas which they almost lost they have yet to beat a single team convincingly with this squad
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>>149628015
>best winning squad
they got lucky with meme strats
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>>149628015
it's not just that, PPD himself now plays like an average 6k player and his drafting got a lot worse
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>>149628130
>OG
>Liquid
>Wings
>Newbee
>LGD

>Na'Vi??
>MVP??
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>>149628130
>>149628225
Tbh I just go to GosuGamers and Tier 1 is the top 8 teams, Tier 2 is the next 8 teams, and Tier 3 is the next 8.

I like the number 8 and when I first did this I didn't recognize a single team below 24 except for a couple of meme teams.
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please r8 my shitposting station
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>>149628130
>>149628225
>>149629290
I actually went to GosuGamers after I typed that and I discovered Secret is ranked 9 so that makes them a Tier 2 team

I'm sorry guys
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>>149629361
Nice MMBN mark

also is that you coconut
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>>149629290
protip: the "top 8 teams" change like every week there are some that are consistently good (OG and liquid come to mind over the last few months) but they can still get rekt in whatever tourney they are attending that week. base the tiers off of who is winning the most per patch
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>>149629454
>I actually went to GosuGamers after I typed that and I discovered Secret is ranked 9
thats only because they got raped by the reshuffle (again) they will be back on topish during TI probably
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Is buying stuff/pre ordering stuff at the international worth it?
Do they give out good free stuff with every purchase?

I'm not sure if i should buy a few things
>>
>front page game with obvious chinks
>carry disruptor, iron talon jungle meepo, support kunkka, and roaming riki

THE MEMES
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>>149629725
you usually get in game items with what you buy. personally i think most of the stuff this year is meh though
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>>149629813
All viable i don't see the problem
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so i guess that guy who said he could beat everyone here isnt going to add me and 1v1 me?
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lol
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>>149630601
>that 2nd post
whats wrong with the Secret shop this year?
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>>149630789
i think part of the fun is wearing the shit that you buy
No foam hooks, finger of death, etc
no jugg or pudge mask
no wacky hats

its all shitty home/office stuff, bland shirts, and weeb shit
>>
the active wear and apparel looks like it comes from yesstyle
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>that feel when you get the most kills on the team as solo support
>>
>>149631324
>team calls me shit for only having 2 kills and 7 deaths
>31 assists

every time i support i swear
>>
New hero :

Mezkharus , Herb Ritualist

Skill 1 - Cardiac Pump
Applies a buff in an area, all units affected deal bonus damage for 1 attack.

Damage bonus (Hero) : 50/80/110/140
Damage bonus (Other) : 20/40/60/80

Cooldown : 10/9/8/7

Skill 2 : Passer Herb
Steals a positive buff either from ally, enemy or self then keeps the duration left for few seconds until passed.

Cast Range : 400/800/1200/1600
Max duration steal (other) : 3/4/5/6
Max duration steal (self) : limitless
Keep Duration : 3

Cooldown : 13

Skill 3 : fuck thsi shit looooooooooooooool

Skill 4 : Herbal Burst
Increases hp by a percentage for 35 seconds.

Hp bonus : 35%/50%/75%

Cooldown : 75

i love dota
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>bernie about to bend the knee
>his cucks aren't buying it
Who /riotgear/ here?
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Would you hug a creep?
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>lock mid with pubstomp heroes
>70% winrate
>play whatever 'the team needs'
>forced fifty kicks in

Thanks for nothing icefag
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>>149632270
__________no
>>149632472
>team """"needs""""
Literal redditor concept.
A team NEEDS a white man at the wheel, steering the retards to victory 24/7. Let your subhumans take the easier job of cuckoldry.
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POST

LEWDS
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>>149632602
why is brexit slut a pirate now?
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>>149632602
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>>149632602
>>
Can someone post the cap of purge donating to bernie
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best heroes to carry in 3k mmr

keep in mind i tanked myself here on purpose using techies pre-nerf
>>
>Slark arcana
= Vote for porn
>Io arcana
= Meme vote
>Juggernaut arcana
= Protect pubs
>Pudge arcana
= Watch the world burn
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>>149634640
good goy
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>>149633573
dat Nahaz bulge
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>>149634839
Technically Io arcana is a fuck you to Valve because it will sell horribly.
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>>149632602
>tfw the only lewd i've drawn is something from gravity falls that i probably wont finish and am too embarassed to post
>>
>>149635269

>fall for the learning to draw meme
>think I can finally make my OWN lewds
>now more distracted by imperfections than whatever it is I am trying to draw

I fell for the memes
>>
sumail look like fag now
why he think dye his hair is good?
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>>149634640
>Slark Arcana
= Dual-wield Shiv
>Io Arcana
= Le epik partycles
>Juggernaut Arcana
=Triple-wield sword
>Pudge Arcana
>le epik partycales fitting dc hook
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>>149635269
>you will never be able to draw your favorite waifu taking a huge dump
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>wake up
>no patch
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>>149626904
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>>149635423
>>149635560
o-o-ok guys don't judge me harshly
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>>149632602
sorry i only draw porn of dudes and you guys aren't into that
>>
Nuff said
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>>149635992
good goyim

literally bending over backwards for valve's sweet cock
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So what are you guys going to be buying?
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>>149636151

>uncovered face

ABSOLUTELY HARAM
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>>149631527
>play with brood
>use cardiac pump on spiderling hoard
>right click tower
>take every lane by 14 minutes

epin
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>>149636229
nothing. because i dont have money right now and the only thing i want is a mouse pad which is pre-order only and unavailable after the 30th
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>>149636229
timber plush, some blind boxes, the tidehunter backpack, and the jakiro pillow
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>>149635702
It's coming tomorrow and Thursday will be the secret treasure for passing ti5 goal along with player cards.
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>>149636318
are you still able to get the 1 dollar mousepad from arts
cow
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>>149636318
which mousepad, anon?
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>>149636530

http://secretshop.welovefine.com/all-home-office/heroes-spectrum-mousepad-12013.html
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>>149623052
>he hasn't learned to master the dark side of the force
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>>149636883
if it was like $20 i would have bought it for you... sorry anon
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>>149636229
I dont have a ticket I dont have a car, I live in Canada, I don't have money, is the security really tight?
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>>149637050
its ok anon, i appreciate the thought :)
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>>149637071
last year at least, they wouldn't let you in line unless you had a ti5 badge, and they double-checked it at the store itself
i think you're shit outta luck my friend
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>they didn't make a windrunner plush
>they only made venge and enchantress and they both look spooky A F
>windrunner figurine doesn't have a bow string that I can play with when I hotglue her
;_;
;_;
;_;
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>>149616462
I want to utilize forbidden knowledge on Ulfsaar's cubs.
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just a boy playing dota 2
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>shitpost olympics and olympics shitposting little more than a week away

GET THOSE SHITPOST MUSCLES IN SHAPE BOYS. ITS GOING TO BE A LONG ONE.
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So this has been going on for like 2.5 weeks now.

At this rate we are not going to finish before the compendium ends unless valve makes some shitty clicking game or reddit starts spamming Brood, Nyx and Sandking every game.
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>>149639265
who cares honestly

valve shoulda just been greedy and let people pay extra money to effect the outcome easier

like spending 1000$ means you contribute x2 points and everyone in your game does x1.5

right now no one really cares
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>>149636229
I really want a mousepad.
Do they ship internationally or am I out of luck?

Why can't they just put them on amazon or something god DAMN
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dead
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>>149634930
>lets make them lose money on a product that costs nothing to create!
doturd...
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>slark can steal stats from arc warden double
just delete this hero already 2bh
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>>149638571
where is my fucking image
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>>149640285
>doturd
>>
>have doom on team
>he just sits in jungle all game
>contributes absolutely nothing until we lose
>ends 0/3/0
>look at his dotabuff
>he has done this for 4 games in a row
>grand total of 3.7K hero damage across 4 games

Thank you match making for allowing me the privilege to have such a hardcore jungler on my team.
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iI just ate half a pizza and feel so bloated blehhh doturds
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>>149640398
what if instead of an illusion arc wardens ult gave all his spells charges
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>>149640595
>doturds
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>tfw never had any friends even online
>tfw playing dota for 4 years but still 3k
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>>149640595
Fucking lightweight casual.
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>>149640786
ya'll dooooTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURDS to me
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>>149640595
>only half a pizza
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>>149640595
eat fiber and do cardio bruh
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>>149640868
>dooooTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURDS
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tfw my darkseer offlaner literally runs at the enemies and feeds, then threatens to report me because there are 3 wards in stock. Why am i always stuck with such cancer teammates?
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>Only people left in d2g are shitskins

Now i'm out of here to play better games now that i'm done laughing at you beaners.
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>>149641053
Because you don't use proper capitalization.
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>>149640960
you think youre so cool why dont you give me another YOU see what happens candy ass pansy

>>149641109
what better games Bannerlord isn't out for months gaylord
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>>149641246
eat shit turd
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Which hero that utilizes the hurricane pike the most?
>morphling

>has a way to keep vision from the enemy (replicate target, then let the rep illu follow or hotkey M the target)
>could kill most enemies in 4 hits by strengthening the agi
>has a mobility to further the range or could buy dagger (wave in to the target, youve got fast fingers,replicate this target, select replic illu, let replic illu follow this target, dag out, alrdy max agi, you hit 4 7k)
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>>149641109
>im out of here
good
>to play better games
grow up anon. games are for children
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>>149641314
You're fucking dead don't go to bed tonight because you're gonna have a brain aneurysm in your sleep. Hope you got roommates or a landlord or someone to check up on your corpse before it ruins the room.
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>>149641549
>You're fucking dead don't go to bed tonight because you're gonna have a brain aneurysm in your sleep. Hope you got roommates or a landlord or someone to check up on your corpse before it ruins the room.
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>>149641631
You can't reflect it you fucking loser, it's over for you.

Now if you don't mind I'm going to go marathon some cartoons until I feel good about myself and then go to sleep and have happy dreams.
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>>149641396
weaver
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>>149641762
kowaii

im fapping rn can we rp later
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>>149641937
No because you're not a cute real girl, go die.
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If the first digit of your mmr is a filthy four
Then you considered as a human being no more.
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im sad and wanna die
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>>149642281
if the first digit of your mmr is a lowly 3 then you must serve as a receptacle for pee

if the first digit of your mmr is dirty 2 then your brain must be full of stinking poo
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>>149642281
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>>149621105
Meanwhile....
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Im quite content with my life and look forward to another day
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>>149642105
rude aiko!
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>>149632602
i want this shirt, can someone giff me this plz
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>>149642281
Дaжe нa зaбyгopнoй бopдe этoт дeгeнepaт мoй лaмпoвый дoтaтpeд зacиpaeт, иди нaхyй.
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Anyone wanna trade I want the omni hammer in the treasurer 1 for the phantom Lance treasurer 1?
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>>149628801
>Wings " Literal who " Gaming
>tier 1
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What the fuck happened to LS and puck picks in comp
He was all over just a second ago
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Which Riki set do you use?
Roll a 0 and I'll off myself
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>>149643207
rolling
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>>149642880
They're not even tradable or marketable or giftable until the 14th, you dingus.
Just get gud at leveling the compendium, you can easily get all of the non-rare treasure 1s.
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>>149642880
how does it feel using a useless piece of shit hero?

t. used to be 70% winrate pl main
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>>149643825
>only 70%
I'm aware of that feeling, brother.
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>>149643906
pl buffs when?
easily counterable hero with no niche whatsoever
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>>149642880
I got a timber duplicate , but I already have every non-rare immortal I and II
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>tfw the only constant is (You)
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If Riot ran Dota 2 there would be no visa problems....
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>>149644153
>fem lancer
Dropped
>no niche
No, it's just that other heroes can punish single targeting reliance better.
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which genres peaked 10 or more years ago?
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>>149644324
if riot ran Dota 2 we'd have more TIDDIES!!!
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>>149644324
Is it time to invoke Dota Master Race?

I know you fags enjoy shit talking League don't fucking lie to me.
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>>149644556
fighting gaymes
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>>149644324
there would just be a thousand other problems to take its place.
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>>149616670
Luna
Its the accent
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>>149644324
riot has a bunch of visa issues

why do you think a company has any influence over visas
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>>149644324
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>>149635992
The ride never ends.
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TI predictions folks?

Navi top 2 pls
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>>149644678
Come visit us at le Reddit LUL 4Head EleNiggle! Reddit.com/r/dotamasterrace
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canm someone please watch this matchid

2528757779

and comment on the first 5-6 minutes or so specifically. i am trying harder to get better at winning the basic laning stage becuase outcsing people yields huge gains at this mmr

i was the tidehunter :^)
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>>149645074
get iron talon to secure lvl 3
stout in that game cuz 3/4 melees

stop rushing meks without arcane boots first
arcane lets you get the mek 3 mins earlier than you would have the other way around
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>>149645419
you dont get stout on tidehunter, it doesn't stack with kraken shell

>stop rushing meks without arcane boots first
arcane lets you get the mek 3 mins earlier than you would have the other way around
game dependent, we were unfightable with mek and me having arcanes didn't matter because i had appropriate mana at most points in the game
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>>149645608
i forgot fuck me
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>>149645608
why did you ask for advice if you weren't going to listen to any of it
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>>149645824
because part of the advice was objectively wrong, the other part was subjectively wrong, and it wasn't advice on what i asked for advice on.

thanks.
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>>149645074
Learn to last hit more better.
You got basically freefarm, Ogre was zoning them super hard and they weren't really even trying to beat on you, but you only had 15 last hits at 3:30
I'd complain that you only had 16 at minute 5 but you went and got that kill, but you didn't really need to hide for the full duration of the clarity so you missed like 1 and a half of a creepwave in addition to 2 creepwaves from when you ganked SF.

Getting 40 more mana out of a clarity isn't worth missing 300 gold if you ask me.
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>>149645074
>skilling a 2nd point in gush even when you could get 600 gpm from ancients alone

yeah mate your subjectively wrong
le meme fight all the time in low prio gj
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>>149645074
Also, grab a Mango maybe. They're really gud, and if you'd had one you probably could have killed Centaur after you killed TB. Ogre had enough mana to do whatever and his slow was coming off cooldown, if you'd hit him with a Gush and Ogre his Ignite that would have been a 62% slow and a Dead Centaur.
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>>149645074
:20secs your buddy wastes the ward in the river, you then proceed to give your ward to mid for some reason. The enemy has no gankers outside of kunkka so the extra vision in the river or mid lane is unnecessary. Proper ward vision would be inside their jungle preferably blocking the small camp, and the second ward over their by their secret shop jungle camp to see what the offlaners are doing.

1-2min You never checked the enemy inventory if you did you would have realized that you could have traded hits alongside your orge vs centuar to get him out of the lane since he only had four tangos. your ogre is giving tons of space yet you're sitting on 4tangos at 50% hp for far too long. You're sitting on your money far to long, you could of had boots and harassed the fuck out of TB or centuar but you just pool your money for no reason

2mins you finally decide to buy something. I'm assuming you didn't alert mid that centaur left to check the rune since you probably didn't even realize it spawned

holy shit you buy a headdress first lmao this is so bad more in my next post
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>>149645074
Why get a ring of protection but not spend 300 gold to make it a RoB? The extra mana regen would have been really useful for you, you were running around in the early game on basically no mana.

Either that or you could have gotten some raindrops. Even cheaper, better mana regen, and would have been really great against SF and Centaur.
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timbersaw more like niggersaw xd
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>>149645074
>using ravage on a leash'd 400hp Lycan
>30 seconds later Slark dies to his own stupidity mostly, but also because you couldn't ravage the Kunkka and get a free kill off HIS stupidity
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>>149646674
Headdress first is absolute trash, if you want regen buy tranq boots. theres really no reason to rush a headdress especially in this lane combo where orge already has insane hp regen

2:20+ you don't notice the courier being used so you have items just sitting in the base being useless. You have money to upgrade the courier but probably decided against it because you didn't have your boots because you wasted your money on a headress sitting in your base. You're also spamming lv1 anchor smash far too much and you're not even hitting the enemy most of the time

3mins. You're at 687/740 hp with a ring or regen and you eat a tango. Complete waste you dont even attack aggressively with the extra regen. You finally buy boots but instead of buying them at the side shop you buy them using the courier. You're also missing out on a bunch of CS which you wouldn't have missed if you just bought a QB (which would turn into an iron talon)

4:30 you skill gush? You should never skill gush this early unless you have arcanes

6mins you have zero mana and your basically doing nothing. at this point you should of went to stack camps and farm the jungle camp. Not going arcanes or any mana item here was bad, it would have accelerated your farm and let you actually accomplish something in the lane

1-2-2 is not the build, you either want max shell or anchor

you have a 8min mek but your total mana is 386, you only have enough to cast mek and your ult, thats it. You've casted gush maybe twice so far and you probably won't be able to cast it more for a while
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>>149645074
dang u got roasted nigga haha
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>enemy picks timber
>i pick kotl
>the moment i do, he starts raging in allchat and calling me a faggot
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>Today MVP.P will going to Seattle and they offered business class tickets for the god valve

these are our guys right?

http://www.fomos.kr/esports/news_view?lurl=%2Fesports%2Fnews_list%3Fnews_cate_id%3D1&entry_id=30356
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>>149646140
good point about the clarity, i tend to try to get my value out of them pretty good. more about the preparation factor than the economy value in my mind at that time
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>>149646674
thats good thanks

>since you probably didn't even realize it spawned
really no reason to be that condescending, it isn't my job to alert other players of missing etc and i don't agree with that philosophy. people should watch the map at all times

nobody at 3k is going to gank with centaur anyway

>>149646696
i still consistently forget those things exist as does mostly everyone else i think

>>149646925
have a philosophy of trying hard to guarantee kills in this patch, people are garbage mechanically at my level like the slark and they need help

>>149647725
disagree about gush, you dont play at 3k. things like that vary wildly from mmr to mmr and at this mmr i've found that a value point in gush results in countless early catches and kills.

otherwise great feedback thanks

>>149647786
not really, it was a reasonably good start for me and i got a lot of ideas on how to do better

dotas hrad
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>>149647813
>I pick timber
>enemy picks kotl
>I laugh because the hero literally does nothing in lane to me apart from making me stand around for a few seconds and I buy Lotus orb right after bloodstone
but really, if you want to cause a timber trouble in lane you should pick sky or ursa, or maybe shadow demon if you are capable of aiming the wave
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>>149648363
>enemy picks some aggressive hard to deal with offlaner like timber or axe
>I got this!
>pick skywrath mage
>die early in the lane stage
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>>149624589
you've never played a real sport have you?
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>>149632602
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>>149648473
Well if you are bad at positioning that's not my problem. Sky also is limited by his mana, so if the timber goes full regen he can outsustain the skys manapool. Ursa is gonna tear your shit wide open everytime you get close to him though, so if the enemies pick ursa plus even one support with stun I go iron talon jungling right away and at most try to get lvl 2 or 3 from standing in the trees.
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Is the Dota2 community the most autistic gaming community?
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>>149647725
You've purchased a TP scroll at 2mins for some reason. Then you buy another one at around 6-8mins. It just sits in your inventory doing nothing, I'm assuming you thought you were going to feed in this lane or something. The only reason to have a TP this early is to react to ganks in other lanes, tidehunter can do this but with the way you're playing him he does not have the mana to play this way. The build you're going is for farming and laning

9mins you realize you have no mana and walk back home at full hp. You could have stacked ancients or farmed a jungle camp. You tp back to lane but instead of defending bottom which has terrorblade and SF you tp mid which has no one. (side note terrorblade does not use his meta to get his free tower so consider yourself lucky he was so trash)

10min you wasted ward on stairs leading to the river. I'm not sure what the purpose of this ward is, it doesn't block the hard camp or give vision of the enemy. Not that you should care because your team has superior teamfight so you need aggressive wards to catch them out. Placing the ward behind their tower would have been far better.

>>149648260
>really no ...
It takes little two button presses to alert your retarded mid player. No reason not to do it. And you say people should watch the map at all times yet you look outside of your own lane maybe two times in the first ten minutes.
>disagree ...
No it doesn't because you don't have mana to use it effectively. You can get gush early but only if you carry a mango/arcane boots. You decreased your potential DPS so much by going 2-2-2 without arcanes and rushing mek.

LV1 gush from lv2 = 1 more -armor, 50 more dmg at a constant 120 mana. Anchor smash is a straight 50 more damage at each level and decreases the cooldown and still has a very low mana cost. Anchor smash is the best skill on this hero outside of shell vs illusion heroes.

Don't argue with me I have 3k more MMR than you, I'm done giving you advice retard
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>>149648776
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>>149648776
we're not /owg/ so no
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aaUmYgi5y4

idk why but clq's dumb videos slowly over 30 minutes start building and building the humour until i'm laughing hysterically
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>be 18 slotted uber carry with 40000 gold and 16 spare rapiers
>drop to half health in a fight
>get deleted for 2 minutes
>can't buy back
>have to watch as my team loses 4v5
why is this allowed?
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>>149648776
Why would you blog about your story online?
I can understand if you blog this shit on 4chan because anonymous knitting board but on a place that needs identity?
Wew laddie
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Post yfw TI in a week
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>>149648610
Europeans are locos man
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>>149648776
>reddit
Well, they are retarded.
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>>149649997
>mfw
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>>149650103
fuck off wetback, suck a ding dong bean.
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TP scroll cost reductions really increased the amount of tps in inventories at 1k mmr
speaking from experience
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>>149650342
might as well make it free and doesn't eat up inventory. B will be the default shortcut for tp back and it will cancel if you are damaged.
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Why are people so bootyblasted about the 3rd treasure not being out yet, I don't get it.
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Name a hero with shittier loadouts
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>>149650761

Morphling
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>>149648927
I always have arcane boots. At no point did you ask if I usually build them first, which I do 9/10 games
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>>149650427
desu this would instantly make half the shit heroes in the pool like viper and bloodseeker viable
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>>149651242
the joke he is making is that that's how it works in league
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>>149651383
fuck you
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>>149651383
So?
And I was saying this would make this shitty game much more balanced, which is true.
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>>149651383
kill yourself my man
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Help!
I do not know how to play any hero besides Doom
And I can not escape low priority!

http://www.dotabuff.com/players/150614222
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So it's been 3 or something months since the compendium was released. People then thought it'd be near impossible to reach level 125 just by playing every day. Were they wrong? Tell me how much should I regret not buying the compendium back then for the map I wanted, because people said it'd be impossible.
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>>149651759
YOU ARE DOOOOOOOOMED
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>>149651835
It was totally possible to do it with lucky drops from linas throbbing futa balls
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>>149651759
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>>149651981
Whas the new doom any good? The compaign seemed pretty fun. Is it worrh buying it just for that or should I wait for another steam sale?
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>>149618250
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>>149651691
No it wouldn't.
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>>149652634
not
an
argument
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>>149652332
The campaign was great, the MP was garbo last I played. The actual devs instead of the ones they outsourced to were gonna improve on it they said, and they greatly improved snapmap. Added Hell zones and the full weapon set instead of the shitty MP 2 weapon limit.

>>149652680
Tp scrolls are fun, making them cheap is really nice as someone who's a hard support player. Unless games go really well my gold pool is in the sub 300 range.
Making them free is a dumb idea, and making them cancel when you take damage is fucking shitty ass league babby garbage. I very much like the low cost long cooldown tp scrolls as they are, you still can't just get millions of them and you'll still die to 9/10 ganks if they're planned well at all.

Dota isn't a 1v1, being able to tp out against a solo hero is good. If nothing else, it promotes teamwork.
Bloodseeker is really good if played as intended- with his team, same with Viper. They're both anti mobility heroes, neither are solo carries.
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How do i build lycan in 6.88?
Stopped playing him in the tower/necros nerf, this was my build back then
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>>149652889
Okay, I figured the compaign was gonna be good because doom 1 and 2 were amazing aswell. Ill have to see how much it costs to decide if I buy it now or wait a bit. I heard that the MP was shit but I wasnt going to buy the game for the MP anyway. I had years of fun playing doom 2 singleplayer with custom wads.
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daily reminder to vote for pudge. Wisp, Jugger = reddit
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>>149653473
Yeah I'm not watching that.
0 decides what I watch.
If 0 you'll watch me bang ur mum
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Anyone know when the secret shop is going to open for regular purchases?
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>>149653473
Benis XDDD
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does anyone unironically still play this game???
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>>149653494
Pudge is worse, pudge is peruvian.
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>>149653494
Slark is the only correct vote here.
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>>149653494
The only correct choice is not having buttholepass at all.
>2016
>giving money to valve
>giving money to valve for Do(g)turd 2, their worst game
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>>149651759
if rEEtard could play wraith king and won Major, you could too.
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>TFW DROWposting died
how will i know who the best waifu is now?
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>>149654062
step aside....
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>>149650761
storm
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Lots going on behind the scenes
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>>149623659
YOU'RE LITERALLY PAYING $45 FOR SOME TINY 2CM FUCKING PINS
NIGGER WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
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>>149654581
valves favourite pasttime: holding content hostage
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>>149654581
Will he be balanced?
I remember him being pretty OP in dota1.
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>pinoys won't make it to the TI
>LGD git fucked
>secret is shit
>EG and nadota is no longer relevant
It's a good year
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>>149653473
>http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57865d64c7893

>battle hunger level 1
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>>149654783
>any of the newer heroes
>balanced
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>>149654801
>>>EG and nadota is no longer relevant
I hope you're ready for a EG/CoL 1/2 finish you dumb euroneet.
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>>149655120
2016 mod 2 = 0
therefore chinks will win this years TI
that was gabes part of the deal when icefrog sold out dota
maybe if valve is feeling generous they will let a non-chinese team to the grandfinals to lose
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>>149655256
How are any of the chink teams gonna win when the US ain't even letting them into the country?
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>>149655418
The only chink that matters is coming.
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>>149655418
On this topic is based Mikasa going to be playing since his offlaner can't make it?
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>>149616462

FOR THE CUBS!
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>>149653473
>tfw 26 year old virgin and I will never know that feel

Dayum she's good.
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>>149653473
what is this picture
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>>149653009
You build him for teamfightan, not for pushan.
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>>149652332

the campaign is teh shit !
buy it nao!
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Post Yfw valve is busy attending national conventions and that's why no immortal III
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>>149655591
That's an obvious trap if ever I'd seen one.
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>>149628302
ppd was never a master player. the thing is you don't need to be much better to win as long as your captaining is on-point and you have good drafts. Take that away and ppd is just an anchor.
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>>149655798
>tfw when you play le protector of his denmother's cubs
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>>149653473
>you will never do this to a dotard
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the gulag is dead
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>>149657162
yeah sure thing see you in our sticky in a week
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>>149657162
thx to icefraud. Game's no longer fun. Balance patch is like redoing buff or super hard nerf.

I am bored at this point. Playing overbitch is more fun because at least it's fresh and new.
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Why is DotA 2 so badly optimized?
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>>149657489
memeback killed the game
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>when the entire game goes completely fucking wrong
>had planned to go safelane slark
>turns out pugna and skywrath want to lane together
>go solo offlane because we've got a jungle lc
>get a solo safelane pudge
>should be fine
>wait
>where's axe
>he's not in dire offlane
>maybe he's in the jungle
>turns out axe is cutting my lane
>ping
>ask for help
>no one comes
>both top tier 1 and tier 2 towers drop in under 10 minutes

thx for reading don't forget to subscribe
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>>149657558
really bad mispelling of peruvians
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>TFW no more dota waifus in the gulag
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>>149657594
>being an amerimutt
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>his favorite team has never won a TI
>"my favorite team is good!"
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>in a game with a former ti competitor
have I made it big?
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>>149657685
Are you seriously trying to imply that Na'vi, Alliance and EG are good teams?
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>>149657685
Being rich is the primary source of degeneracy.
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>>149657643
>Implying nonwhite subhumans don't queue on EU too
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>I can't win when it matters
>I'm good though!
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How the FUCK is singsing so small then?
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>>149657890
>sing sing
>dutch
shibbolethed a yuro
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>>149657735
Navi and newbee are good, for now.

Alliance and EG are trash.

IG are irrelevant.
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>>149657890
>>149657890
Because he's an immigrant?
That's like saying EE or artour are Canadian
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>You get absolutely fucking devastated at mid
really feels like shiet
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>>149657890
>i have the nationality it means i truly am from the country
are you perhaps one of the aforementioned subhumans?
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>>149657890
>singsing
>dutch
He has no less dutch genes than the whites here
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>>149657961
So we are confirming that Secret aren't a NA team?

FUckinn gottem :^)
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>>149657890
maybe because he's not actually dutch?
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>>149658019
when they lose they're EU
when they win they're NA
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>>149657573
A few days ago I was playing solo Timber vs solo Medusa,and I just cut the creepwaves for the first 15 minutes thanks to passive
sometimes a Riki would try and help but I'd just outheal everything
ended up having bloodstone octarine 25 minutes in,with a beyond godlike streak

I then died like 10 times a row and finished the game with a 14/10 score on a 52 minutes long game cause I'm shit at timber
rate my blog
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>>149658019
That didn't need confirming
The only player that matters on the team is Puppey
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>>149658038
Adelaide?
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>>149658161
adelaide
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>>149657890

>Indeed, Americans have tumbled down the rankings. Back in 1914, they had the third tallest men and fourth tallest women on the planet. Today they are in 37th and 42nd place.

AMERIFATS

ABSOLUTELY

AND

UTTERLY

BANJANGOED

FOR

ALL

OF

ETERNITY
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>>149658217
>from like 90% white to 60%
that's honestly sad
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>it's a "mix all the races together in a country and pretend it matters" statistic

?
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>>149657953
>Navi are good
They are mediocre. I can see them get rekt so hard by liquid when liquid throw like olympian javelin
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>i-it's ok we don't have a really high % of muslim terrorist 'refugees'

>but we're cucked into paying insanely oppressive income tax to pay for their livelihood and healthcare. literally never able to acquire a relevant amount of wealth or even escape the cuckoldry of not owning your own property
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>>149658429
>The us causes unrest in a region
>civil wars begin
>mudslimes target nearest locations
>"IT'S DA YUROS FALT"
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>>149658526
>a-amerikkka is to b-blame for us importing muslims en masse
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>>149658420
Post yfw in a couple of years whites will be a minority in the USA
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>>149658526
literally bomb assad out of existence and this shit is over

this whole affair has been the biggest argument against

"B-B-BUT WE GOTTA STAY OUT OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS!!1!!"
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>it's the "amerimutt is butthurt that he's living in a Honeypot Nation" episode
i hate reruns
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>>149658629
>importing

your realise outside of germany most of them are illegal?

That's like saying American is importing all of it's mexicans
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I get a sick, sadistic pleasure out of picking KotL. It's a game to see how much I can make the enemy team tilt using Mana Leak.

Records so far.
>solo black hole enigma
>scythe finger of death and lina ult I forgot the name all as I died to right clicks anyways
>silver edge into Linkens Slark, who then just died to right clicks because the rest of my team combined only had 1 other targeted spell
>one guy tried to fountain dive and we had all tier 3s up and also my team was still alive

Mana Leak is so broken.
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>>149658643
I actually feel more stupid just from reading this post
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>it's a "yurocuck refuses to acknowledge how subservient and powerless he is due to his lack of rights, freedoms, economic power, and awful leftist SJW government" episode
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>non-catholic christians
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>4/5 of columbus speed gaming are in secret

Just take in Sing and get this over with. jesus
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sometimes i wonder if australians are behind all this
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can you please fuck off trollpicker
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>>149658823
fuck off cunt
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>>149658740
So you have gone from incredibly stupid to amazingly stupid?

>hey we got a load of those syrian refuges running over our borders, what should we do?
>well this civil war has been going on for liek 5 years, probably not going to end soon so this shit is only going to get worse
>maybe we should finally act and end this shit so all these fucks can stop coming over
>nah lets just leave them be
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i hope digital queeros places 12th. fuck that team
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>its an "anonymous posters on a arabic and IED developing imageboard shitpost about everything except the thread theme: Defense of the Ancients 2" episode
Are there any other episodes besides this one?
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>>149658643
>bomb assad out of existence
You mean support him and maintain him in power
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>>149658904
there's a whole series

it's called gulag
the dota2 gulag
on 4chan.org
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>>149658934
whichever just end the war
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8 decides which tags i search for on e621
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i get my lol on at /csgog/ and my shitposting on at /d2g/
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>>149658962
the whole war only exists because the west keeps funding the """""""""""""moderate""""""""""""" rebels to depose assad, who is backed by russia
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>>149658904
Let's talk about which supports are overpowered and probably need nerfs and/or reworks.

>need nerfs
KotL
Lion
Lich
Riki

>need reworks
Omniknight
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>>149658819
I think Bulba is a fucking awful player who should have retired long ago and moved to coaching or analyzing. That being said, I prefer him to ching_chong
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based, nuanced geopolitical discussion on d2g

>>149659028
blame all the yuros that got triggered by a filename
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>>149658976
diapers
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>>149659013
that's what

>>149658526


this was about

granted europe is to blame aswell
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When will sing ever find a good team...
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>>149658883
So what do you expect to happen once you've killed off assad?
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>>149659079
Indeed
it's just the western governments fucking over their own populations hard
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>>149649341
wheres your bkb you cuck
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>beating a former ti competitor
definitely made it big
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>>149659109
here

>>149658962
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um...dotards?
explain this?
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>>149659234
that technically includes people like HANNA_MONTANA and synderen, so not exactly an achievement
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>>149659234
Has he competed in any TI's since TI3?
If not it's literally fucking nothing
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>>149659267
>HANNA_MONTANA
kek what ever happened to him and lelcoste anyway
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>>149659241
Do you guys actually believe that these 'people' are competent enough to keep the peace?
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>>149659313
More importantly, what happened to HONTRASHPLAYER
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>>149657890
i heard sing isn't actually that short he's like 5'10
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>>149659348
I said I don't care who wins, assad or the rebels just end this shit.

fuck it help assad I honestly don't care
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>>149659041
no one retires no matter how shit they get

See Burning, Synderen and Xiao8. Yes xiao8 is a good captain but his mechanical skill is that of a 5k player
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>>149659368
this guy was legit
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>>149659397
>5'10
>not short
>>
>come back after not playing for 3 weeks.
>NP Cliff jungle.
>Axe jungle.
Good shit good shit.
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>>149659425
>he thinks that this can actually end
I've got to admit friend, I'm laughing out loud a little right now
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>>149658067
Why would you rush octarine after bloodstone, you have literally 0 items which take advantage of that and there are half a dozen items which give you better value stats
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More importantly,
What happened to Fluff?
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>>149659397
>it's a manlet post
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Reminder
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>>149659486
Oh Yeah im sure this will go on for literally forever and never at all die down in any sense

I also like having contrarian, borderline edgy opinions :^)
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>Having a tournament where half the members can't even get VISA's.
l o l.
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>>149659028
>I got 3 (you)'s
Damn this day is great. I got like 10 (you)'s in total.
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>>149659427
have you ever watched his stream? His mechanic is on par with other players. If you have to captain and play at the same time, your mechanic surely won't be as good as usual.
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>>149659613
>I don't know history
The middle east is just fucked
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>>149659260
You are bad at dota
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What team does our guy, ixmike, play for?
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>>149659613
rebel wars take decades to end.
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>>149659585
But atheism clearly does.
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reminder if you haven't beaten a player from the former best team in the world from the best country in the world in the last hour you're shit
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2529549490
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>>149659585
t. a living meme
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>>149659816
Switzerland has a team?
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>>149659585
t. living example of a developed intellect
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>>149659714
why does it mean i'm bad
i have >50% winrate overall
>>
IO arcana. IO ARCANA. Vote motherfucker!
>>
What memes made you quit or take dota breaks?

> (bad) morphlings back in pub meta
>Magnus mids with 0 game presence
>Roaming off laners who leave farming carries free farm
>People reporting just for the sake of crying
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>>149659427
Captains don't need very high mechanical skill, that's the thing. If you get simple lanes, or a way better draft than the opponent or you have such an understanding of the game you can simply predict your opponents moves, and react accordingly, you have 3/4 of the job done.

If you want examples of this, just look at Newbee's recovery during TI4. They always had the same game plan, and while people could try to adapt to it, xiao8 mastered it so fast he had a pick to every counterpick, and knew just when and how to push. For a more recent example, last game of Navi-Secret. Na'Vi didn't do anything insanely skilled, they literally 1) played their lanes normally, like any 6k player would, 2) grouped up, took roshan, 3) pushed with that advantage and Secret had nothing to answer with.

However, players that do need to be mechanically skilled like midlaners just get thrown into the dumpster or kicked out when they aren't as good as they used to be.
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>>149659585
>personality
Once you work, you have to throw them anyway
>developed intellect
Every intelegent person I see in internet are soulless.
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>>149659543
Oh, I'm gonna be there... me and my 9mm are gonna be there
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>>149660038
>9mm
So you're going to fail at spree killing just as you failed in dota?
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>>149660038
>Oh it's going to be a grand final alright
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>>149659897
It's not hard to have a >50% winrate at what, 112 games? You need some basic understanding of what you can do with the game as dire to win comparably often to radiant, which you apparently don't have or you would have similiar winrate there compared to radiant.
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Anybody have a bug in ranked where they miss the banning phase?
What I mean is that I go from the loading screen to the post-ban phase immediately, with people having already voted for bans.
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>>149660112
it's called having a shitty computer and not loading fast enough
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>>149660112
Yeah it's called being afk
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>>149660083
Just you wait until I blog about this
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>EG will fail horribly at TI
>EG will reshuffle after TI
>EG roster will consist of ritsu, mason, ixmike, ppd and fluffnstuff
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Its time
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>>149660424
i don't think that's a proper nun outfit
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>>149660424
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>>149659585
based thorin, our guy
>>
>wake up
>VG.R got visa denied

REEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOUUUUU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>149660424
>male:bbm, dilf
how about you fuck right off????
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>>149660518
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>>149660097
I didn't play a ton this month but my Dire winrate was garbage, and largely just because I got the teams that are infighting at minute -1 and getting rax'd at minute 12. A lot. All strangely enough on Dire, on Radiant I can't recall a single terrible team that wasn't at least equally terrible to the enemy team.

I'm just gonna chalk it up to bad luck since it's such a small pool, but boy have my teams been significantly better when I start on Radiant.
Funnily enough I prefer the Dire side of the map, in the past my Dire winrate has always been 1-2% higher than my Radiant winrate.
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>>149660590
>implying it's not just an excuse to get Mikasa to play for them so they can actually win
>>
Is the csgo community worse than the dotards? Discuss
>>
Is it truly that hard for Valve size company to talk with travel officials during the year and make up a scheme of TI visiting? Or are they just lazy?

I imagine a man of Gabe Newell's status could've just drink with an officer and solve everything here in .ru.
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>>149660668
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>>149660708
Forgot picture.

Also I have a 72% winrate when I play on US West, is it actually better than US East? Or just more statistical anomalies that don't hold true to an actual pattern.
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>>149660723
Mikasa was replacing NoNo you cretin
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>>149660773
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>>149660812
No taco niggers is a bonus. Still haven't tried it out. Have 700 euw games (from use) but recently the Germans are just so annoying and whine like little cunts about the team. Then they try and say how they have more freedom and stuff. Just want to play a fucking game not talk about your MUDSLIME problem.

So gotta try usw
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>>149648776
why is he implying that his dota friend died?

like what the fuck dont just give bits of the story if youre gonna make a blog out of it
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaXFp03UlX0

Um, artour?
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>>149660941
>Just want to play a fucking game not talk about your MUDSLIME problem.
Which is interesting since it's rarely germans who start with shit like that.
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>>149660884
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>>149660750
>Or are they just lazy?
nah m8 I'm sure they're working their big fat asses off whenenever they're not wanking in hawaii and realeasing shit hardware
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>>149660995
living the dream
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>>149651759
NARGO CHAN!!!~~

stop flaming you stupid fucking doturd!
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>>149660941
I always play on EUW and i've never seen anyone so much as mention mudslimes

or maybe I have but I couldn't understand as it was in russian
>>
>BETTER FOCUS ON PRODUCTION VALUE HAHAHA WHO CARES ABOUT TEAMS ATTENDING XDXD
dumb fat cunts
>>
>>149661023
This is how it goes:

>Where you from? America?
Yes
>Why you play on euw?
Because no Peruvians
>OK. NA dota LUL
Mass immigration LUL
>Ve haff more freedoms zan you doe
Sure you do, nazis turning muslim now
>Oy Very shut it down!
>>
>>149661186
?
You should be playing dota not sharing your life story with them you dumb cunt
>>
>>149661239
Is your kike nose blocking your view of the bait?
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>>149659816
>getting carried as puck

nothing to see here lol
>>
>tfw EG, Secret and Navi won't get BTFO as much as they should because of dumb visas
>>
>>149661925
>Implying tier 2 Chinese replacements can't bend EEs little Asian ass over on the stage and rape him in front of 15,000 people
>>
>regularily argue with people
>call them subhuman, niggers or syrians
>tell people to kill themselves
>0-3 reports conduct forever
How do you guys do it? How do you get into lp?
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>new item
>Visor of Tazalor 2800 gold
Robe of the Magi + Helm of Iron Will + Void Stone + Recpie
Gives 8 Int, 5 armor, 3hp/s and 100% mana regen
Active: Ministun the target within 700 range and Mute them for 3 seconds. 100 mana cost, 20 second cooldown.

Builds into Orchid of Tazalor 8700 gold
Visor of Tazalor + Orchid of Malevolence + Recipe
+35 Int, +5 armor, +30 attack speed, +30 damage, +3hp/s, +250% mana regen
Ministuns, silences and mutes the target for 5 seconds. At the end of its duration the target takes 30% of the damage taken during the silence&mute again as magical damage.
150 mana cost, 18 second cooldown.
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>>149662116
get a smurf
pick mid
feed
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>>149661925
>navi
>getting BTFO
>in the year of The Great Comeback

LUL
>>
The great thing about Dota is when you see someone retarded the next game you get someone even more stupid.
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>tfw still winning the game despite trilane mid with slardog and leshrac circlejerking everyminute in the midlane
Winning games like this are just pure ecstasy. The reason there are still players in this game because of the dota inducing drug

So, why aren't you playing the canonically best hero in the game right now?

Tell me, d2g.
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>>149662118
>5 second silence+mute on a 18 sec cooldown
hahaha fuck you
>>
Average american shitposter in the next couple weeks.

>USAUSAUSA
*eg gets eliminated*
>SECRET IS AMERICAN FUCK YEAH!
*secret gets eliminated*
>OG ARE HONORARY AMERICANS YES!
*og gets eliminated*
>NAVI ARE NOT EUROPEAN UKRAINE IS CIS TOTALLY NOT EUROPEAN
*navi raises the trophy*
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>>149662118
you know silence is another word for mute right

they are the same mechanic
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>>149662573
They are not.
Silence stops you from casting spell, mute prevents you from using items.
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LUV ALL THESE VISA ISSUES :^)
LUV THE DELAYED IMMORTAL 3'S DRAGGING THE PRIZE POOL DOWN :^)
LUV THE 0 MAJOR CONTENT UPDATES IN MONTHS :^)
LUV THE TI FORMAT NOT BEING RELEASED YET, A WEEK BEFORE IT STARTS :^)


L U V
U
V

U VALVE :^))))
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>>149662496
cuz i don't know how to build and skill him

teach me senpai
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>>149662573
this is bait
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>>149662634
I know you are just retard posting because 12 year olds like you think retard posting is fun, but the format is the same as last year and the same as every major.
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>>149662634
t. buttblasted
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>>149662735
I'm personally not to bothered about not knowing the schedule yet, but I see it as being very likely that the group stages might work a little different to previous tournaments
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>>149662548
atleast they dont support those commie asians, fuck i would much prefer a repeat of ti2 with navi winning instead of losing
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>>149662735
>but the format is the same as last year and the same as every major.


YOU REALISE THOSE ARE TWO DIFFERENT FORMATS YOU FUCKING CRETIN?

THE MAJORS USE GSL 4 GROUPS OF 4, TI USES ROUND ROBIN 2 GROUPS OF 8 ( THE OBJECTIVITY BETTER FORMAT)
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>>149662735
im not him but you got me haha
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>>149616462
>no previous thread link
you had one job
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>>149659816
Who were you here? tell us op
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>>149659816
nice beat a player from absolute shits
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What the fuck is the point of this if it doesnt remove half the cc in the game
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>no anime hero
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>>149663579
>cc
>hatless poorfag
you have to go back
>>
will british people ever be more than personailties in mordern esports? why are there no top tier british esportsians.
>>
>>149663579
But it does?
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>>149663808
no it doesnt,
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Massive ranked system overhaul WHEN?

I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF HAVING RETARDED PEOPLE ON MY GO FUCK YOURSELF VALVE THERE'S NO WAY SOMEONE THAT GOES 0-22 ON PUDGE IS AS GOOD MY 31-3 MEDUSA JUST FUCKING FIX IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>149663923
>Cast on ally
>Hard purge
If you want a faggoty self-cast version pick Slark.
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>>149662116
i'm undergoing salt poisoning
like in the last 15 games in a row i've noticed something that bothered me, went on a temper tantrum and fucking fed mid lane
its really fun actually
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>>149662527
What about a 40 second cooldown?
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>>149662116
feed more, only feeders get regularly reported even tho it does nothing

t. guy who always has shit KDA but never LPQ
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>>149663995
does application of a stunless mute cancel TP scrolls?
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>>149664116
Yes, as the channel originates from the item which is no longer available. It's also why TP Scrolls would only disappear after teleporting in Dota 1.
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this game is going to DIE because, in 5 fucking years, couldn't code a system where normal functioning reasonable human beings play together and fucking mongoloids, animeweebs, morons, autists, people with one arm and maut play together. I'm so fucking done.
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>>149664319
-25
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Hey /d2g/. I'm a 2.9k shitter in the Asian servers. How good is Omniknight at this level?
>>
>>149664319
t. low behavior score autist
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>>149664412
my score is around 8k, faggot
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>Enemy says "gg (hero you picked)"
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That's a nice tower you have there.
Would be a shame if something were to happen to it.
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>Envenomed Lance
>Javelin(1500) + Orb of Venom(375) + Recpie (1225)

+20 Damage, 25% chance to deal 85 additional damage, 12%/6% slow for melee/ranged for 4 seconds that deals 8 damage per second

Active: Throws the Lance dealing 175 physical damage and slowing by 24/12% for 4 seconds. For the next 6 seconds, all hp regen is halted and the target takes 24 magic damage per second. 50 mana cost 30 second cooldown.
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>>149664862
>laser ta
>she tries to meldstrike your ass
>literally 0 damage
god i love tinker thank you clan iraq for showing me the light of ggboots rocket spam
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>friend told me to pick pudge, literally I cannot lose
>mfw
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>>149664895
>I just lost to a free farming alchemist, the item

I like it
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>>149665127
been there m8
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>>149664895
i like it desu
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>>149665250
I hate having to pick AA to counter an Alch, because I don't like playing AA.

Also Venomancer needs more items.
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>>149665396
lmao punish him for being melee hero with no escape. Play mids like ursa/timber/jugger
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>>149665396
>I don't like playing AA
what's wrong with kaldr?
>>
>>149662634
It is obvious that Immortal 3's were player dedicated
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>>149665127
who should i watch to learn earth spirit
>>
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who /best slut/ here?
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>>149665453
He's slow, his stun is extremely wonky to land and his ult is frustrating to use at close range.
Mostly though he's just slow and I hate playing slow supports.
Also no ability to flashfarm so Midas ends up core on him except in cases where you're snowballing and that initially delays getting more useful items like Euls out.
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>>149665487
me, I started playing it 2 weeks ago. I sacrificed some mmr but hero is super fun
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>>149665591
show replays
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>>149665589
go 1/4/1/1 it makes landing cold feet easier if you position vortexes decently
also at close range it can be better just to get the debuff and not the blast dmg if you can have multiple ennemies
about farming just find empty lanes and go their or use cold feet to jungle, help your team at range
I don't really like euls on him usually it's more about aghs force glimmer
I love octarine but it's hard to get, when you have it it's a crazy uptime on the ult/cold feet stuns
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>>149665656
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/173580642
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>>149617708
SOURCE!
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>>149665591
>I sacrificed some mmr
you invested some MMR son
you'll get it back with interests
>>
>>149665736
I know he's a good hero I just personally don't like him too much. He doesn't fit my playstyle well.

I only pick him to counter Lifestealers and Alchs since none of my other supports I usually play are any good against either.
>>
I ate a whole jar of pickled onions yesterday and now I can't stop farting.
>>
>Valve too busy jew'ing the playerbase instead of helping pro players to get VISAs.

t-t-t-hanks Bruno
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I'm actually serious, why do you play this game?

You all are seen as basically hipsters for liking Dota 2. NO ONE gives a shit about Dota 2. Lol is constantly number one on Twitch. You can post the most popular recognizable Dota 2 hero on a forum or something and no one will know who it is. LoL is constantly winning awards, while Dota 2 can go even behind fucking Smite. Dota 2 can have a 16 MILLION prizepool tournament, and will just say, "Oh that's nice- Oh SHIT LCS IS ON"
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>>149665865
nah it was more for the team I play with, hero is strong and you cant just pick him without playing a ton of games, I need to play around 200 matches to get used to him. Then I switch to wisp, probably 200 games aswell
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threadly reminder that you better of voted slark or else...
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>win game
>afraid of playing again so that i don't lose MMR
>have no motivation to play unranked

anyone feels like this?
>>
>>149665995
better focus on the EPIC PRODUCTION VALUE LOL HOLD THE DOOR DEADMOU5 XD than the fucking players right
>>
>>149666092
>better of
Kill yourself fucking retarded piece of shit.
>>
>>149666092
>having the compendium installed
qys
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Guys, guys. How come we are losing to LoL when it come to the fanart deparment?
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>>149666092
I want Slark to be removed from the game, not played even more often.
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>>149666225
Not enough girls, and human men that aren't in armor. Its pretty straight forward.
>>
kek ,just got banned from sheevers twitch

bad boys ww@
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>>149665995
>>149666112
Only so much they can do, that said it doesn't look like they did ANYTHING.
>No Immortal 3
>No format for TI
>Like 4 teams having visa issues
TI6 might actually be worse than Manila Major.

I guess its a good idea they all had subs because its the one time this rule will get used.
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>>149666365
Then why don't they draw them shirtless?
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>>149666445
>TI6 might actually be worse than Manila Major.
based pinoys tournaments
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>Super playing support for CDEC
what the hell
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>>149666408
what happened? ive been banned from her twitch for a while now because i said she was only relevant in dota because she had a vagina
>>
>>149666743
i told her she can get addicted to my sausage
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>>149666351
Adepepe?
>>
>>149666083
top 3 most viewed on twich pretty much always, and dota 2 is objectively better than LoL. Your arguments are shit even for someone baiting
>>
Uh dotards?
I thought Mineski were supposed to be good?
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>Chinks literally cucked out of win by based US immigration policies
Can't wait for Trump to seal the deal, NA will win every single TI from here on out.
>>
Blink dagger on riki, y or n?
>>
>>149667142
One question to americabros in this thread: Why do you hate your own country so much?
>>
>Replying to assblasted starcraftbabbies trying to bait by saying that another dead game is better

lmaoing @ /d2g/
>>
>>149667146
Like 3rd or 4th item.
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>>149624419
>Slark is a bitch ass nigga.
>Tries to fuckwitit
>Gets fucked
>>
c a n c e l has the best dota stream
>>
Reminder to vote for Slark arcana

A vote for Slark is a vote for porn.

Porn is good.
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;__;
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>>149631738
doesnt they mean whirpool as methaphor like in The World According to Garp ?
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>>149668040
;___;
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>>149667885
>carrying retards on his back and they wont listen to you even though you clearly know what your doing and the one time they all did you team wipe the enemy

just like my fucking pubs
>>
What heroes have the easiest disjointable spells for Evasive action?

IIRC I don't get credits from lion earth spikes and tinkers rockets
>>
>usually play supportcuckold bitch
>decide to pick carry
>support walks up to enemy offlaner tanking a creep wave and stuns him way out of my range
>notice all their shit plays and their no warding and no impact
i-is this it guys
have i finally become ooga while team booga
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>Laguna blade
>blade
>is a lightning bolt
care to explain?
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I wish I had a sheever
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>>149657141
You can do it to me
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>>149668772
She looks like a passable tranny.
>>
>play my first game of international ranked
>everyone plays great but our carry
>lose

t thanks valve
>>
>>149666083
because valve isn't tryharding on making dota relevant to the mainstream

people seem to forget that it's just a game by the end of the day and it is all about fun
>>
>>149648610
god damn russetos
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>Three decent heroes are in the finals for the arcana vote
>Memelords are voting for fucking wisp

Why?
We could have a cool slark or jugg arcana that would do them justice, but instead they want a different colour non-picked ball of light?

This is annoying me.
>>
>>149669312
>dota
>fun
kys
>>
>>149669526
fuck off pinoy
>>
>report two people on my team after they destroy their items and flame all game
>next game i get one of them on my team
>dodge
>find new match 10 minutes later
>the other one is on my team

I swear Valve does this shit on purpose.
>>
>>149659585
thoorin may be literally autistic but he does speak the truth most of the time.
>>
>>149669526
Anyone voting for a jugg arcana should just kill themselves
>>
>>149659463
i mean if you're asian thats pretty tall
>>
Why is it that everytime I play against a pudge they are like the best pudge but when I have a pudge on my team they are literally the worst pudge
>>
>>149669973
Because a pudge can only be as good as you let him be.
>>
>>149669297
international ranked is filled with dunning kruger retards and spics now. there was like 2 weeks when it was first released when it was good and then all the third worlders saved up 10 bucks
>>
>>149669973
>pudge mid
>don't worry guys pudge is a good mid
>I'm KotL we have an ES
>everyone bot for ez first blood
>pudge doesn't wait for me to mana leak or for ES to stun, tries to hook as soon as someone comes in lane
>misses
>mana leak people
>they get stunned when they try to run
>misses
>ES stuns them
>misses
>enemy just standing there and Pudge hiding in fog of war
>misses

God that was such a trash Pudge.
>he still ended up with 16 kills the most on our team
And 15 deaths, went blink > aether > blademail > Heart
I fuckin carried that shitter by feeding him kills. He couldn't land a hook to save his life but Rot + Dismember still does like a thousand damage and their team was squishy as shit.
>>
>>149669297
>last game of international calibrating game
>some jordanian randoms tusk
>some shitter rubick tells a teammte to pick Elder titan
>mute all chat because I want to focus on my game
>both tusk and elder titan have no idea how to play their heroes, feeding for 12 minutes straight and generally being useless
>tusk dies for the 8th time
>holy fucking shit tusk you're fucking garbage, why do you random in FUCKING RANKED
>tusk has abandoned game
>elder titan has abandoned game

I hate these poeple
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>>149666083
its mostly dumb fun
i play it just for a game with friends where we can all have fun and go 'wow you played this game like a small jesus' and still go 'eyy its midnight who up for some TECHIES GAMES'
i watch games just for the navi so idc about most tourneys anyway (ayyy)

i make alts and get in fights
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>POST YFW THIS ENDS UP AS THE WORST TI EVER
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>>149669973
>their pudge
>camps rune at the beginning of the game, trying to hook somebody
>works all the time
>fb


>our pudge
>takes a shitload of time to buy stuff and start moving
>goes straight to lane
>hooks just to hook
>ends with a score of 1-11-8
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>>149668643
>Dragon slave
>slave
>is a fire blast
care to explain?
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>>149671449
>>
>>149671449
Probably, since I expect na'vi to choke and get last place just like last year
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>feed
>carry gets comeback gold
>win

why aren't you feeding dotards?
>>
>>149671618
yeah that ones pretty self explanatory it's a fire dragon that she has magically enslaved
>>
>play the best i can and do well
>teammates can't stop arguing
>7.2k ember spirit buys rapier and pushes a lane without a remnant to jump to
>lose game
>play next game without motivation and pretty poorly
>teammates carry and we win

This is the reason i know why some people are just so fucking bad in pubs. You can play as complete shit and your team will still carry you enough to gain mmr. I'm looking at you 5-6k bracket.
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newfag here

Some fucking cunt was harassing me in a bot game, he didnt know eng but kept spamming "bitch bitch fuck bitch estupid" and rage pinging me

reported that cunt and got this right after wards,

What type of penalty did he get, if any?
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>na'vis gonna choke and fail just like last year after all the hype
>they even won the last honeypot before TI to seal the deal

FUCK
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>bone-chan is stomping with puck the puck
what's your excuse?
>>
>>149672131
he got muted or sent to low priority

i really wonder what kind of faggot you have to be to get punished for excessive reports, i constantly get 2-5 reports in my conduct summaries and only penalty i've gotten was a 24h mute
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>>149672362
step up senpai
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>>149672571

>being proud of being a retard
>>
>>149672707
>social behavior has anything to do with intelligence
I get reported because other people are unintelligent, ignorant, or slow. It's not my fault that I feel compelled to let them know of their shortcomings
>>
>>149672707
>>post number
>space
>reply
>>
>>149672707
>retards on team want to push into enemy team thats ahead and just took roshan and has everything up
>why isnt this guy coming with us to suicide report

?
>>
>>149671337
>>149670289
>2nd game
>all want to carry, i go sup with rubick
>my lane doing great(jug rubick against omni and shaker)
>mid sniper feeds to puck, puck somehow manages to be useless for the rest of the game
>bot feeds hard to enemy tiny

try to base race, lose
jug played ok though....
>>
>>149673012
of all the shit to nitpick
you could find so little that you go for a space
woah...
>>
>>149673217
>base race against fed tiny
You're an optimist I'll give you that
>>
>>149673365
tiny was dead with no bb, and we got megad
team died cause we dived into aganim refresher WL , and omni had GA up
>>
the competition for this years dota 2 short is tighter than the actualy dota teams at this point
>>
>>149673649
but is it tighter than hao's boipussy
>>
>>149673649
nah, the night stalker not yet one wins
>>
>>149673606
>WL

who? if you mean warlock who the fuck calls him that lmao
>>
>>149673749
theres' 1st places ? I thought its just gonna be a number of winners selected by valve that get some money
>>
>>149673767
yyes
>>
>>149673767
he meant wololo, new hero on test client that can take control of your hero
>>
>>149661047
Go fuck yourself, piece of shit
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>LGD and VG.R out of the competition.

So that leaves like
OG, TL, Wings top3 for sure and then Na'Vi 4th.

nice Ti babs
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>>149673896
woah that's almost a vintage meme anon
>>
>>149673963
What?

Out why?

LGD got invited and will win Ti6.
>>
>>149673963
they got standins you know..
also vg.r is arguably stronger with a standin.
>>
>>149673963
>OG, Team Honeypot, in top 3
>>
>>149674134
Oh I forgot VG.R standin was Misage
>>149674128
>banana as a standin 10 days prior to TI
>implying LGD have any chance at all to finish top3
>>
>>149674128
>banana replacing shitptember

Nice, i'm 100% ok with this.
>>
Have you ever had a dick slap you on the butt?
>>
>>149674292
Man Banana hasn't played a good game of DOTA 2 since his TI win.
>>
>>149674332
no mines not long enough
>>
>>>149674427
>>>149674427
>>>149674427
>>>149674427
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>>149674332

yes
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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