Dota 2 General - /d2g/ our guys edition

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

so i have this habit where i only use a to attack and right click is just for moving is this a bad habit will i ever progress past 4k

>56 is bigger than 81

dotards everyone

percentually dotards watch more comp than pubs, but in total hours lol > dota

>>149565392
was for >>149565138

THE HALLOWED ONE, THE MASTER OF STRATEGY, THE KING OF GANK, THE SULTAN OF PUSH, THE TSAR OF TEAMFIGHT, THE SLAYER OF EHOME, THE CAPTAIN OF THEYYEAR 2010, THE CHAMPION OF THE INTERNATIONAL THE ONE AND ONLY ARTSTYLE IS BACK!!!

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no esports we lewd thread now

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>>149565256

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>STILL no good streams
Dotards?

>>149565392
>people only watch camwhores over esports
what an alive game everyone

>>149565791
i played league from season 0 to 3, and i think the biggest mistake was LCS, the region lock and repetiveness of games that dont matter killed it. when it was just the IPL, IEM, ESL, etc irregular stuff the hype was off the charts, now it's like well time to see tsm and clg play for the 90000th time in a match that doesn't even matter.

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>>149565392
>dota has more esports hours watched even without the biggest event of the year counted

>>149565392
no one gives a shit about competitive league and the numbers state that. people like watching the league personalities because they stream all the fucking time (since league is literally their job, as is twitch streaming, and theres a lot more US league players compared to dota) but the competitive side is so fucking boring that not even my league friends watch it. ever.

>>149566071
>the competitive side is so fucking boring that not even my league friends watch it. ever.

see
>>149566004

>>149566047
What Overwatch heroes are these?

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>>149566047
>tfw looked up the original

>>149565363
You're a good man, anon.

where is today's sheever webm

>wake up
>no sopping wet doe cunt
honestly why even live?

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>>149566529
to fap

>>149566557
you can also easily have them in the background, most people I feel are more interested in the people themselves talking rather than the actual game.

>>149566912

Twitch is 33% e-sports and other events like that speedrun fest and 66% fake friend/gf simulator.

>>149566529
i ask myself the same thing every single day

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THREADLY REMINDER

YOUR DEFENDING TI CHAMPIONS

LOST TO THESE KEKS

LITERALLY CAN'T MAKE THIS UP

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>>149565791
Reminder that league has like 40+ matches a week amongst the top 4 league ( na / eu lcs, LPL and LCK) and still has lower hours watched than dota

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>zyori cast

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>>149567281

who are those guys? dota1 players? never seen them before

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dotards why do i always lose on dire?

>>149567543
Imagine endless reruns of the same games with the same teams and picks
I'd rather be dead than that desu

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>vets harassing me in bot games for literally being new

nice game doturds

>>149567582
you are a 3k shitter with no roshan control

>>149567582
radiant has stronger lanes, your lanning is bad

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>no car hero

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I hope you boys are voting slark

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>>149567582
opposite for me, but im a 4k shitter

>>149567773
I did, but whatever. It'll be better if he wins.
More where to get Essence Shift from.

>>149567773
pudge for lyf

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>tfw you're solo support and there's no invis hero on the other team.

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>>149566529
>>149566631
you'll never feel Enchantress' thick flank pressing up against you before she pins you to the wall, grinding her slavering doe cunt against your crotch as her moans grow in volume, almost reaching orgasm just from the sensation of her womanhood rubbing against the growing bulge in your jeans. Your pants are almost drenched in her secretions before you finally get them off, finally plunging into her sensual folds as she pants, begging for more. Her powerful hind legs do most of the work, thrusting against you again and again. The musky scent of her pheromones fills the air, arousing you further as her lust reaches an almost feral state. She screams, desperate for release, as your savage mating reaches a peak. Finally, she slams against you one last time, taking you to the hilt, your member touching her most intimate inner reaches. Her upper body tenses up, fully enraptured by orgasm, but her pussy clenches around your dick, rippling, as you, too, reach your apex. She milks every drop of cum out of your rod, for what seems like an eternity. Finally, you both collapse, exhausted. Covered in sweat, fluids, and smelling of bestial sex, she leans in to your ear and whispers, "Sproink!"

is huskar balanced?

>>149567773
I am, if only because I want reddit memes to lose. I dont understand how people want random io's compared to random pudges/juggs in their game. even feeder pudge/juggs will be better than piss-annoying feeder io's.
>>149567618
this. league is full of the same picks. you think dota is bad with fotm heroes but everything they pick in league is fotm, theres no fun picks like pudge or whatever. especially since you can get the same picks as the enemy teams, so imagine the carries and mids for both teams being the same.

its also full of nothing but boring laneswapping bullshit and no kills before 20 minutes, only pushing.

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>>149565392
People watching people playing games make me sick.
What is wrong with you guys?
Why can't you play the game yourself?

>>149568152
>What are Sentry Wards

>>149568338
Because you don't play the game 24/7, or if you do, it isn't healthy

>>149568338
what else am i supposed to do at work

>>149568435
Work?

>>149568474
lol good one

zyori spouts so much dumb shit out of his mouth

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>>149567993

Wake up
Can't bath Harbinger's sweaty ass and musky nuts with my tongue
Why live

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>>149568401
Yeah that´s probably why most of this general is so shit
Your average gulagite:
>plays bot game
>Plays unranked
>Plays ranked and get blown the fuck out so hard he never plays ranked again
>Watches esports and self inserts as pro player
I joined /vg/ chat just to check people´s profiles and 99% of people there are absolutely trash at this game or just play bot games 24/7. And remember these are the people that daily post here

>>149566004
Yeah no one wants to watch LCS the whole fucking split with an occasion international tournament then worlds. It also leads to teams and players not improving much because they never have better scrim teams or practice versus top teams before its too late. Its insane when Dota in one month has more international LANs than League in a whole calendar years.

How much money has purge give to sanders?

>aether lens tinker
why?

>>149567773
I honestly voted Pudge

I would take a Pudge in every game over Jugg, and Slark is already in every game. Also avoids the Wisp thinking they are carries, mid or feed, or fucking up someone's laning by not knowing how to Wisp. Also he could have a good arcana, like PA's sword one.

>>149568803
>expects dota discussion in 4chan
your IQ is lower than theirs

DUDE LETS PICK LUNA LMAO

>>149569085
this
i also give as much advice as i can despite being a 4k shitter

>>149568803
I wish I could find someone to play bot games with. my internet fucking sucks and I also dont deny that im a shit player (who also never posts, I only lurk) but I feel so alone playing.

>>149569083
>>149569085
I don´t post here often just mostly lurk while searching for game or while dead. Still it´s kinda sad how this place reeks of elitism when everyone is so dogshit

>>149568535
Their dev are finally moving to a 10 bans format

>>149568346
That's his point you dunce. Having to buy sentrys along with everything else doesn't really make the game more fun.

>>149569026
spam lasers even better
the damage amp is icing on top, so is the mana pool

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>9 days until TI

>purge still trying to shill his vanguard deso build on PA

>>149569307
up to 4 teams with visa issues
good job valve

>>149569346

I mean, PA is a dogshit hero but vanguard builds into abyssal and dagger applies orb effects now so I don't really see what's wrong with those items.

>>149569346
?
It's not 'his' build, it's the ONLY build right now

i want to slip my shaft into Nightstalker's exotic blue viscera

>>149569389
good job retarded countries you mean

Cematheslayer more like cematheshitter amirite :DDDDDD

>>149569339
I have been on this site since 2012. I just never kinda thought about it. Lately I´ve been realising how childish this whole place kinda is. It´s boring now, few years ago I would agree with most things posted on this site, today Im not really feeling it, it no longer feels like Im here with people that have same opinions as me. I just probably grew out of it. I wish I could just leave, but having absolutely 0 human interaction is pretty bad

>>149569453
>already good against right clicks
>still gets blown the fuck up by magic damage which is at its strongest in the early/mid game

wew such a good build :d

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>Play support
>Make insane plays, rubick blackhole, echo slam, dream coil steals
>Making plays that require team to react within a couple of seconds beore the enemy can regroup and respond
>team is retarded and cant GOML and follow up

>play carry
>support is literally just a feeding warder who stuns occasionally but mainly gets caught and will prioritise their own shitty items over keeping shit warded/dewarded

this game is shit

>>149569673
>le max blur last face
ebin
>but i'll get a rampage at 15 minutes with max blink strike XD
no you won't

>>149569493
hosting it in the US surely helps
oh and not help teams while this shit happens EVERY SINGLE YEAR helps too
nahhhh better stay in seattle because they're a but of fat lazy cunts

>>149569637
no they can't apparently
they have to go through a meeting with a guy who decide if they go or not

>>149569294
i honestly think there needs to be a second version of hurricane pike that builds from aether lens + force staff

so you'd have a ranged right click pike and a spell range pike

>>149569771
>oh and not help teams while this shit happens EVERY SINGLE YEAR helps too
they help every year you fucktard

>>149569759
the build is so shit its literally losing to fucking luna right now

>>149569771

>let's wait until the very last possible minute to get our visa surely nothing will go wrong

>>149569925
sep got denied 3 times
valve gives invites last minutes

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Can you do this in Dota?

>>149569946
>wasting
wew that's a lot of projecting

>>149570038
>giving yous to shitskin subhumans
protip: don't

friendly reminder that PA is badJug

>>149569991
i didnt even know you could miss 'skill'shots in league

>>149569307
>no immortals yet

>>149569957
sonneiko's visa kept being rejected

A vote for Wisp is a vote for more than one arcana in the next year. There is no way Valve let Wisp be the sole arcana if he wins.

>>149569730
it's worse when it's someone you're talking to on skype/know. me and a friend are getting up to 5K party ranked using drow venge for shits and giggles and one of his friends who is 2.5K joined us for a game and decided to play venge. he refused to do anything useful and blamed everyone else, was frustrating as hell to play with.
>why would I get force staff
>why would I get medallion
>i'd prefer not to get guardian greaves
>i can't afford to ward, he said with 1800 gold
>i'm saving up for aghs that's why
never again

>>149570227
fuck off lebbit

>>149570227
>he

kill yourself faggot and don't post again

>>149570227
No, a vote for Wisp means no fucking Arcana vote next year. THANKS FOR VOTING VOID YOU FUCKING RETARDS

>>149570227
>caring about goycanas
?

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>>149570227
>everyone votes wisp
>the runner-up gets the arcana because there's technically no hero called 'wisp'

icefrog gives you a full minute to come up with a balanced aghs for slardar
what is your choice

>alliance

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>>149570576
bash changes to true random instead of pseudo random distribution

>>149570576
Without being another gimmick "buff normal abilities" Aghs, just make it ground targeted and it hits anything in the AOE. Non-purgeable

what happened to dotacapitalist btw? and blitz? our guys are literally gone

>>149570576
can amp up towers for half the value

>>149570576
makes slithereen crush passively fire every 7 seconds

>>149570774
BTS got to do the last few LANs, two of which were in their house because it was their LAN. Blitz probably wasn't asked and Cap is Joindota. They are on for TI6

>>149570647
EG and Alliance playing for bottom 6 of TI

>>149570774
Blitz is coaching for some team
Cap was at ESL iirc, but he's not part of the bts crowd so he ain't been at the summit or slavladder

>>149570774
Cap is thinking too high of himself as of late and only do premium events
Blitz is coaching Liquid and pretending to be the cause of their success

fuck them

>>149570908
Blitz has said he won't cast for a while now toi let new talent in and to coach Liquid.

KUNKKA
WON
A
GAME

>>149570576
a random enemy unit within a 400 radius gets bashed every 7 seconds

>>149571121
relax it's alliance

>>149570576
Sprint no longer amplifies damage taken
Using amp applies current bash level to target

>1500 damage with 25% damage and memer cape should do about 1000 damage
HOW DO I INTO MATHS PURGE
THATS ABOUT 600 DAMAGE

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I have a confession to make. I dream every night about Mirana and Luna. You just know that they're passionate lovers that will do anything for each other. I imagine that Mirana is quiet and shy and Luna is fierce and outgoing, but in bed they always swap roles. Mirana is secretly the dominant partner, and Luna is a submissive slut. Every night I dream that Mirana ties Luna up tightly and uses one of her arrow heads to tear neat holes in her spandex. Then she forces Luna to take off her shoes with nothing but her mouth and worship her perfect feet, one in her mouth and the other rubbing Luna's pink pussy. Then she switches off and makes Luna taste her own juices while the other continues rubbing Luna into a pure ecstatic orgasm. Then Mirana flips Luna over and fucks her raw with a strap-on while Nova and Sagan fuck her in the mouth and booty-hole. Luna orgasms over and over and lets out screams and moans of joy, until everyone cums one last time in unison.

>>149571275

>expecting someone who's literally a 4k shitter to have any idea what he's talking about

>>149570576
Enemies hit with slithering crush get amplifying damage debuff applied instantly

>>149571337
>pink pussy
:)

Where has the luna scat poster gone?

>>149571275
Yeah, its 620, what do you expect from an american..

>>149571434
sheever?

>>149571364
best so far. it's a little underwhelming as it will only save minute amounts of time for single target crushes but the multi-man crushes will be sick as fuck.

>>149570576
vision on amplify damage or no damage on sprint

>>149571480
it's been so long since i've seen pink pussy.jpg
why do all the good memes have to die

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Greetings, fellow anime fans!

>>149571587
they always live in our heart anon

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>International rolls around
>LOL WE'RE RELEVANT AGAIN LOOK AT THIS GRAPH
>MUH PRIZE POOL

@149572151
Not getting my (You) today

>>149571061
>Goes to /lolg/
>shitposts
>comes back here to show us

Are we supposed to be proud? You want a medal? gas yourself shitposting kike

summerfag exodus fucking when

>>149572365
more like t. someone who isn't 12

enjoy being young while it lasts

>tfw you play a moba that isn't owned by Valve
>Not nickel and dimed at every corner
>Not expected to pay out of my own pocket to keep the e-sports scene barely relevant
>never have to deal with russians in my games

>purge thinks sk aghs applies caustic finale to creeps
WILL HE SHUT UP HOLY SHIT

>feed
>gain 100 mmr

explain this dotards

>Loda on jugg, s4 on bat, donger on jugger

Relax, they're unbeatable on their signature draft.

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>I play dota 2

>>149572676
so many casters assume this ffs, bunch of garbo BTS lebbit trash

>>149573057
hey, i play it too! :-)

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>>149573057
>anyone in this general actually playing dota 2

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Is the DotA 2 game coordinator login down AGAIN? This piece of shit has been down more than it has been up.

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>>149573057

>>149573206
>/d2g/ has furry avatarfags

lmao what the hell

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>>149573274
Nothing wrong with being a furry

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yes fight! FIGHT!

How do we make kunkka viable lads?

>>149573374
>i'm a zoophile but i can't deal with it so they're anthropomorphic animals instead and they're cartoon

>>149573374
>this is the face of dotards

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Immortal 3's when?

>>149573521
when the faggots/pedos/zoophiles/NEETs leave this thread

>>149573601
>dotards
>ruskies
>pedos
>furries

you can't make this shit up

>>149573470
Movespeed 300 -> 310
Boat castrange 1000 -> 1200 (Still takes 3.1 (1.55 with aghs) seconds to reach destination)
Boat radius 425 -> 460

need a qop one

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>wake up
>no patch

>some casters probably have no clue how axe players taunt lane creeps with no hero nearby and not using call

anyone else here hate shitty fucking memesports???

god damn what a fucking cringe fest

>>149573057
Just gave the game another shot. Our mid Mirana abandoned after dying 5 times in 5 minutes.
Epochal Dotasmarts

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SWNL

>A hero with esencially 10 ultimates, that does literally every mid's job, but better, has a free 100% chance basher, a 1200 range AoE disarm and knockback, the best summon in the game, an invis that makes him go max speed, AND SLOWS THE ENEMY AT THE SAME TIME, a 3000 range disable like tornado, a spell that deletes your entire mana pool in the early game unless you're an int hero, and a low CD semi-Zeus ult is still in Dota

I'm thankful he at least doesn't have 27 spells anymore, because then he'd be playing less Dota than he is right now, because it'd be fully "Choose your favorite combo to murder a hopeless support, or which one do you want to use to have a landslide advantage over every other mid hero"

>>149574379
benomancer

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>furion the natures prophet
>akasha the queen of pain
>jahrakal the troll warlord
>rexxar the beastmaster
>lanaya the templar assassin
>rikimaru the stealth assassin
>mortred the phantom assassin
>davion the dragon knight
>raijin thunderkeg the storm spirit
>mangix the brewmaster
>strygwyr the bloodseeker
>magina the anti-mage

>Idea for a new ultimate (Queen of Pain rework)

>Seduction:
>Range: Unlimited as long as the target hero has vision of your hero.
>Target: Single enemy hero.
>Cost: -
>Cooldown: 77/55/33
>Effect: Queen of Pain is immune to all damage sources from the target for 10/16/24 seconds.

Give me your opinions before I push it to the test branch.

>>149574379
weaver or dark seer

>wake up
>luna is meta

what happened?

>>149574519
best hero in the game

>>149574483
>nyx the nyxnyxnyx Assassin

>>149574519
dogshit

ded gaem

>hero is called nyx assassin
>doesnt assassinate nyx's

>>149574795
>no assassin of templars hero
>no assassin of phantoms hero
>no assassin of snakes hero

>>149574795
>hero is called phantom assassin
>doesn't assassinate phantoms

how do I lane with non quas wex invoker?

>>149574913
forge spirits
farm closest camp if on radiant

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>be nyx
>get dagon 1 and aether lens
>get aghs
>get veil
>get octarine core
>shit out a 2.8 second stun on a 5 second cooldown, be immortal, splat supports in 3 manaburns, never die in fights, remove any carry who dares show himself within 1400 range of you's mana, stun more, stun even more if they come close to you, win every single teamfight ever

I like this build.

>Drums of endurance
-Now gives +20 ms (to match the windlace)

>Vanguard
-Damage block from 32/16 to 36/18
-Added active ability: for 10 seconds, grants 50 damage block to the target. 30s cooldown. Can be casted on self, allies and buildings. Passive damage block is disabled for 10 seconds when this ability is used

>Crimson Guard
Active now affects buildings

>>149575325
Vanguard is massively overpowered desu. Drums is less shit, I like that. Crimson is still pretty shit.

Is radiance terrorblade legit? was just in a game with one and we managed to win even though he did fuck all, was he just trash or is the build awful?

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CHOTTO


MATTE

>>149575478
radiance tb is literally bad naga

>>149575478
it can be good under certain circumstance but the dragon lance build is better overal

>>149575189
Yeah maybe in 2k
Reality
>Pick nyx mid
>Get blown the fuck out at mid
>Build dagon
>Get blown the fuck out over and over because your only item is shitty dagon and enemy has detection
>barely finish lens moments before your team loses

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>>149575189
nyx nyx nyx nyx

>>149575597
>Nyx mid
therein lies your problem

>>149575597
>t. person who cannot play nyx assassin
Nyx nyx nyx... NYX??? Nyx xDDD

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>retards feed
>the other team just ends the game
why cant my pubs be like this?

>alliance

lmao

>>149575189
>dagon
>not midas
STOP

>Based Slavs fountain camping Shitlliance

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>>149574795
>crystal maiden
>not a virgin

ALLIANCE

LOST

so why [A] think they deserve invite again?

>>149576074
memes

>>149575325
>Active now affects buildings
LOL KYS MY MATE

>>149567692

RX-7

Q. Replace Apex Seals
W. Motor Oil Injection
E. Increase Compression Ratio
R. Challenge the Power of Rotary!

>>149576074
>ummm we won TI3 and then some EPIC MEMES FROM BULLDONGERZ AND KELLER XD

>>149575831
Pick one?

reminder that loda talks about himself at the third person

>>149575813
>midas
>not radiance

you stop

>Bulldog gets meme hero
>[A] still gets dumpstered
?

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>some faggot instapicks slark for the 5th fucking game in a row on my team
>go full retard and contribute nothing to the game

>>149576750
They shouldn't have first picked it

>Alliance YET AGAIN losing because Loda and Bulldog play like 2-3 heroes each

>>149576863
>Meanwhile, if the enemy picks him, he already has Shadow Blade, and is halfway to an Echo Sabre, and has 18 Essence Shift stacks by 15 min

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>play support like a madman
>wow anon good job!
>game ends
>see if someone commended me
>nothing
>o-ok then...
>play carry like a madman
>wow anon good job!
>thanks for carrying us!
>game ends
>check for commends
>nothing
JUST

>>149576863
>retards pick slark
>i pick medusa
>+25 every time

>LGD Sep can't attend TI
Well atleast the sub rule for team rosters will actually get use

>>149577185
>I pick medusa
>retard randoms into invoker
>-50 every time

our boy mike is streaming

>>149577496
Its your fault for being so dogshit at farming.

>>149569991
Axe dodges Mirana arrow and spins her to death when she autoattacks him in a creep wave?

>>149577116

>alliance one game away from elimination

The default strat in this situation is to revert to their TI3 era heroes. Jugg, furion, bat, lion...riki was the only "modern meta" pick on the draft.

>check lebbit
>SFM short about lanaya
>no massive throbbing leaking horsecock

why are redditors so gay?

Do you guys ever wonder what cause so many
Other people to use reddit over /ld2g/? I mean, It
Takes so long for people to go from normie to
Autist on reddit. You can get the same result in
2 mins here instead.

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>>149577873
>ld2g

>>149577792
I hope they completely splits up/retires after TI.

They have no fresh ideas and rather play pubs with girls than improve

which doto would look the cutest with her throat slashed, gushing blood?

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>>149570647
>>>149575785
>>>149576072
Literal bringers of rares.
Never betting on a Fnatic match again though.

>>149577848
>>check lebbit
b8

>>149578059
Bulldog hasn't streamed lately though, for like a weekish. They are in scrim/practice mode but they are just that bad

They have no clue how to draft right now, even if the players are solid top 10 TI they won't get there with the way they draft. Bulldog can't even be regulated to bitch hero status like Dark Seer or Void.

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EXCUSE ME??????
DOTARDS??????
EXPLAIN THIS DAMAGES

>>149578695
PL?

>still one week until TI
>no dragon ball episode this week

fucking hell

>>149578695
illusions

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Hey!

>>149574483
>skitskurr the nerubian weaver

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>>149578695
Bu ne aq

what if riki aghs gave him actual perma invis that never broke for anything

>>149579361
what if rupture worked like mana leak

>>149578071
BLOODseeker...

>>149579361
Would be broken as fuck.

Since he has an actual ult now, just upgrade TotT.

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>>149565571
yeah boi

what if I booga and team ooga

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>Secret losing to Artstyle who literally stopped playing dota for three years to sell Christmas trees.

>>149579961
>to sell Christmas trees.


literally what

>>149579961
>>149580081
Yes anon, 'christmas trees'
You know how russia is well known for it's 'christmas tree' businesses

>>149577773
yeah, shit, that just looks like bad graphics doto.

>>149579534
How about we nerf tricks of the trade so it only backstabs if you are looking away from the center?

>>149579961

but I thought slavs don't celebrate white christmas cuz they ain't white

>>149580220
They do in January

>>149580081
>>149580149
>>149580220
CHRISTMAS TREES IS FUCKING GANJA NIGGA.

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>tfw people are realizing how good cent is

>>149580271
now what kind of person would buy a marijuana for a christmas tree

you couldn't hang any decorations

>>149580271
>weed

I'll stick with opioids and real psychedelics, thanks.

>>149580220
what the fuck is white christmas and how is it different from normal christmas

>>149580220
Slavs are mostly Orthodox Christian.

They celebrate real Christmas instead of winter greeting card day like in America

What's the loona build right now, lance>helm>manta>whatever?

>>149580552
Aether lense>aghs>refresher>octarine

>>149580552
ppl think its dumb or memey but desu aghs refresher is broken as fuck

>week before gazillion dollars tourney
>literally 0 info

man, I wish I worked at Valve

>>149580413

The real christmas was invented by Santa and the Coca-Cola Company senpai

USA USA USA!!!

>pick mirana
>lose
>pick mirana
>lose
>pick mirana
>lose

Surely Secret wont make this same mistake again right? Sumail got dumpstered on Mirana every game he played it as well leading up to starladder and at the tournament. it just shit.

>>149580982

this is what happens when you have LE ONLY 40 PEOPLE INDIE COMPANY AND THEY CAN WORK ON LE WHATEVER THEY WANT CUZ THEY ARE ONLY A SMALL INDIE COMPANY XD XD

Seriously Valve is even less responsible than a 16 year old girl

About "Christmas trees" its just a russian joke lul

>>149581190
AXAXAXAXAXAXAX

>>149580982
We know the date, we know the venue, what more do you want?

>>149581170

took them exactly 50 hours to give me my battle point rewards

best part is that i cant open my treasure 3s

>>149581286

It's retarded people that come here for le ebin internetionel xDDD and then fuck off for the rest of the year

ignore and move on

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>We are 9 days from TI6
I don't even give a shit who wins desu

90% online on EU servers are russians (CIS) , only navi on ti xaxaxaxaxa))

>>149581525
Same, none of my favorite teams managed to make it this year.
Maybe I should just stop rooting for dogshit players

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Are the talents for TI6 up?
I can't wait to see our girl LlamaDownUnder cast some games at TI!

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>>149573274
Aiushtha a bestest.

WHERE ARE THE FEMALE HUMANS?

How do we save Dota 2?

>>149581525
I'm rooting for our guys secret!

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whats your favourite nerf? mine is gold reward increase on beastmasters boar

>>149582719
it was xp increase retard

can we stop with wisp/io meme voting its honestly worst pub hero in history and no one will benefit from this in fact u are gonna rage every time u see io picked in your game because u know its only because guy wants to show off his item otherwise u gonna see it when some tournament happens

vote whatever u want but not wisp

inb4 100 replies i voted wisp

And 'Muricans still feel like they need to build a wall. Mfw the most difficult country to get a visa from is USA, second to North Korea prob. You might not realize this, but it is a nightmare to visit your country if you aren't from the EU (and forget about working legally).

Really bad for a country built by immigrants.

>>149582719
storm getting absolutely fucking neutered

>>149582719
Is this pepe in reference to THAT gif

we aren't going to hit 20 million, are we?

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>>149582907
>why is your country so shit says the thirdie as he begs to be let into my great country to better his life
Brilliant logic from the shitskins

>>149582719
Just nerf the fucking Necro Book already and the Hero becomes trash.

>>149583170
No fucking way in hell we are
We'll beat TI5 but we won't get much past that

>>149583184
>to be let into my great country to better his life
lol'd nice meme
your probably believe in FREEDOM too

>>149583184
>why is your life so shit you have to take pride in acomplishments you were never part of
2 can play this game, polneet

Valve should just hold TI in vancouvwer.

GM and BC place are great venues both in downtown vancouver. Tons of food everywhere.

Usd dollar is 1.30 CAD. International hub for the pacific ri. Easier to get a visa for Canada.

>>149583546
A FUCKING LEAF

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>>149583546
>Canada
FREE maple syrup?

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I'm free, THE NIGHTMARE IS OVER! No more AXE QUEST...

Now I just have to land 7 double hero shackles and stun enemies for 55 seconds with mirana arrow and deward SEVEN observer wards....... Awesome.

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>>149583546
>Canada
>easier to get visa.

>>149565363
favorite pasta

>>149583880
Anon is color variation really worth this hell you're putting yourself through?

>>149583170
We may have if valve hadn't been FUCKING IDIOTS AS USUAL and left the immortal 3's so fucking late.

I don't understand what goes on in their heads, why don't they have the treasures pre made and then release them at a reasonable time?

>>149583880
dewarding is easy

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>>149584067
>PERMANENT ENRAGE
Hell yeah dude.

>>149583348
wtf I hate USA now...

>>149584386
>honeypot nation

>Let's have TI not in the United States of America
Where the fuck would you host it then?

>>149584110

lmao i honestly never dewarded 7 wards in a game unless u play in trench where people only ward runes and rosh

>>149583880
For the shackle quest rush blink dagger and then shadowblade

for dewarding just play support good and you should get well over 7. If you cant support good then just play slark and run around with a quelling blade and sentry wards since you have auto ward detection at level 6

can someone post the remember to stay hydrated pic of morphling?

>>149584767
A boat in the middle of the atlantic ocean

>>149584767
uk?

how do i properly play mirana? which is her best lane?

>>149584840
>losing teams are pushed off
would watch desu

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>>149584819
here you go :^)

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stretching my legs

>>149584980
mid for fast levels
bottle aquila brown boots into aghs
max starfall then leap then arrow, only one value point in ult until 14
then farm like a crazy fucker, blink eblade dagon 5, pop some heroes easily
she's basically good tiny

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Artour Babaev is fucking 10/10 Russian qts while you jerk your little noodle to cartoons, if you had taken Dota seriously for one year you could have been right there with him.

Am I only one thinking how IO arcana will be worst one to date? Like what are they gonna change, color of his floating balls and expanding stick? Just get another Juggernaut set and get it over with.

How do I convince players >1k MMR below me to stop taking mid and carry?

>>149585130
i met rtz once in a gay club, hes not fuckin these russians qts, hes into feminine boys

>>149585281
>am I the only one???!! gib upboats xDD
t. reddit

>>149584795
took me 3 games
you just need to trace the enemy support and have a 40m game and it's done desu

>>149585350

I don't even visit leddit but I'm glad you have experience. :*

>>149585113
nice, thank you
i was maxing arrow and it was kinda bad imo

this game is so fucking dead

no hype for TI

half the players cant even get intot he county

prozepool lower than last years

geting milked out the ass by valve for shitty hats

competiteve scene is dead

playerbase is only shitskins

why do you still play this garbage?

>>149583880
congrats anon, you've been posting this shit for like a week

>>149585295
>>149585295

wait till someone clicks mid/carry on map
click the other one
???
profit

>>149565371
ever heard of commas?

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>>149584819

>>149585295
click on map first
outfarm them if they pick cores

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>>149585295
you don't, you just learn to take the farm trenchlords wouldnt get anyway

>>149585526
Thank you, I won't be spamming this shit again...

Now I'll probably spam the next hard quest I get stuck on. But 90% of the quests are incredibly easy, so don't ANTICIPATE my shitposts. Don't get your HOPES UP, bro

>>149585471
You max arrows if you are A roaming and B can actually land them

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What is giving LC this facial expression?

>>149585281
theres no way its gonna be good, no one is voting on io expecting something good, they're voting because "le so fun muh memes xD"

>>149585820
a horse

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>tfw you get shitstomped mid but come back later and end the game 14/5/16 and type "gg ez mid" but the enemy tinker has already disconnected

>>149585820
she just bought her iron talon

>>149585130
I want Tonya to sit on my face so fucking bad damn

>>149585820
the butthurt of her team when she marked the jungle

>>149585110
>Tfw seen so many nature docs that youre not triggered by this

feels good

>>149585897
>tfw there are people in this thread who still play this shitty game

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>>149585820
There I made this picture 100% better

>>149586226
based anon

newfag here

what lane does PA usually lane in? mid?

>>149586226
>nose rings are evil my waifu will be pure while she gets pounded in the ass
?

>>149586304
safelane

>>149586304
?
Any hero is viable in any role lolbabby
just do whatever the fuck you want

>>149586304
safe, maybe off, possibly mid

>>149585110
If they constantly shed their hard shell wouldnt they keep getting smaller?

>>149586304
safelane unless you want to cuck someone with your dagger really badly that you know is going mid

>>149586361
RINGKEK DETECTED

>>149586304
PA is a support, reported

>he doesn't go oov aether PA

just leave faggot

>>149586226
I wonder why she has a fucking nose ring anyway. What if someone grabs hold of it in a fistfight or something? Didn't think of THAT did she, fucking "COMMANDER" my ass.

>>149586304
safe or mid work

>>149586361
you are evil af and i'm not fucking you in the ass

>>149585130

ppl hate rtz to be cool meme kids while hes one of best players and even working hard to keep his salt level at all time low btw there is no bad publicity so he doesnt even give a shit lol

>>149586427
no, otherwise how would they grow from birth?

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I just spent the entire day playing Dota
And you know what I realized?

This game is worthless
My time spent in this game is worthless
I got excited, stressed and even mad, all for some pixels on a screen
My MMR went up, but it doesn't mean shit

I am nothing but a mindless, degenerate, slowly wasting his precious time on earth

Also Centaur buffs when?

>>149586361
Who said anything about waifu? Noserings are disgusting on any person. Why would you want to try and look like a cow?

>>149586518
shes a woman fighter, isnt that enough illusion to trigger your questionings about realism?

>>149586537
you can always tell rtzniggers because they write like mentally deficient people

>>149586638
>not degrading your women to look like cattle
lmao normies I bet you wouldn't lick Luna's ass clean after a dump either

I just spent the entire day playing football
And you know what I realized?

This game is worthless
My time spent in this game is worthless
I got excited, stressed and even mad, all for some leather on a field
My MMR went up, but it doesn't mean shit

I am nothing but a mindless, degenerate, slowly wasting his precious time on earth

I just spent the entire day studying Maths
And you know what I realized?

This subject is worthless
My time spent in this textbook is worthless
I got excited, stressed and even mad, all for some numbers on a page
My INT went up, but it doesn't mean shit

I am nothing but a mindless, degenerate, slowly wasting his precious time on earth