/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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First for secure trip

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>Play GTA Online for 2 years
>See someone quick-throw a grenade while running paci stan
>Never even knew this was a feature

>>148347107
PCucks, everyone

>>148347167
yeah because the pc version existed 2 years ago.

>>148347107
Only reason I knew about it was because the game crashed if you tried to use the normal method with the crack that I was using. Never really used the normal method.

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Xth for Sandking is still fun.

>>148347232
Because PCucks aren't known to exaggerate the length of time GTAO has been around. Every other post by pirate kiddies is about how they're not going to pay full price for a 12 year old game and how Steam should have a 75% off sale already.

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xth for meme faces

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Is cuteposting a thing on /gtag/?

Post your cute characters.

>>148347768
You first

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>>148347768
Not starting with the original qt

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>>148347813
That's what I did.

>>148348098
Is that a girl or a boy? What's wrong with his/her eyes?

>>148347768
>bootleg offbrand QT
I lol'd

>>148348202
You posted a disgusting crack addict, still waiting on you to post a cute character.

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>>148348202
Nothing

>>148347335
gayest car for overcompensating faggots

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This just in, 3 Stunt Drivers and a well armed SLAV made away with $1,250,000 from Pacific Standard Public Deposit Bank.

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>>148347768
>>148348202
>Posting black market qt knockoffs

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Are we ever going to be allowed script hook/ trainers/cheat menus/cheat engines Online ever again?

>>148348272
How dare you called my blue eyed blonde character a "crack addict"? He's cuter than the chinese tomboy.

>>148348414
where can i subscribe

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>>148348414
Everything about this image is awful
>that ugly tranny in the foreground
>SLAV in all caps as if it's an acronym
>point break (2016) instead of the superior 1991 version
Just off yourself m8

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>>148348527
>chinese tomboy.
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKK !!!!!

I wish I had more character slots!

>>148348491
Hopefully not

>>148348414
What happened to your chin? Did you forget it at the bank? Rookie mistake

>>148348657
Her eyes are fucked up.

>>148348527
>He's cuter than
Nope

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>>148347768
>>148348414
>That feel when max take Paci Stan with 3 QT's but you're an ugly un-antialiased fuccboi.

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>>148348926
>those things
>qts
>un-antialiased

>>148349198
>un-anti
pls

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>>148348926
>3 trannys and a faggot robbing a bank

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>>148348414
>>148348926
>have full 1.25M
>going over a bump somehow makes several thousand dollars fall out of a closed gym bag inside of a fully armored car

>>148348926
Nothing in this image is cute

>>148349548
It touched the car floor so it got dirty. You don't want dirty money, do you?

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>>148349275
It beats robbing a bank with yourself.
>>148349548
git gud. Typically I only lose cash to collision with trees, even car-to-car collision is usually clean, the hardest part is the way down the mountain.

PSN still down?

>>148349729
im on right now never down for me

maybe its usa only?

>>148347167

>Inbred nigger spotted

Too bad you can't prove me wrong, unless you give me your name and address :^)

>>148349729
Germany here

>>148349883
Oh well, I guess I'll just have to live my life knowing a child on the internet doesn't think the best of me. It will be hard, but I'll try to manage.

>>148349726
>git gud
>implying I'm the one driving it
>implying I own a memeruma

I greatly prefer taking the bikes, but noooooooo, m-muh perfect take.

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>>148349729
>sonnygers pay $60 yearly for this marvelous service

>>148350095
>not using a kuruma

would literally kick you from my heist

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>>148348467
dude

why you mad

Anyone else seeing the new rally cars utterly demolishing top-tier sports cars like the Elegy and Massacro? I know they have better offroad traction than most cars from the latest broughy video but they're even beating other cars on tracks with no dirt.

>>148350202
There was a scheduled maintenance for one hour with some lasting issues.

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>>148350230
Laughing at your weird character doesn't make anyone mad desu
I'm with qt on this one, you really do look like a store-bought knockoff of qt's character

>>148349686
I want all the dirty money. I want money that fell in the mud, I want money that was used to snort coke, I want money that was shoved in a stripper's sweaty buttcrack, I want money that was used to fund corrupt politics.

I want it all.

>>148350489
>Shrek in there for no reason
lel

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>>148350202
>PC scrub race pays hundreds of dollars every few years to upgrade their toasters so they can drop the least amount of frames, yet still get worse performance than a 400 dollar console

>>148350230
Because you can't even rip off someone else's character properly you tremendous fuck-up.

>>148350694
bait

>>148350694
>pays hundreds of dollars every few years to upgrade their toasters
Isn't this literally the console market

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>>148350694
>neo
>scorpio

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>>148348926
>tfw doing it with randoms

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>>148350230
You're ugly.

>>148350848
the ps4 released 7 years after the ps3
the xbone release 8 years after the 360

Do you really think you can go 7 years without upgrading your computer and still be able to run games at good settings?

>>148351161
>Do you really think you can go 7 years without upgrading your computer and still be able to run games at good settings?

Consoles last that long without hardware upgrades

>>148351161
>at good settings
So basically what consoles don't do?

>>148351331
>implying any more than 1 or 2 of the pc players here can even run GTA5 at anything above medium for more than two hours at a time.

Almost all of the .webms posted here are lousy with jaggies and framerate issues

>>148350716
What are you even talking about? My character isn't a rip-off.

You guys have no taste.

>>148351136
>another disgusting tomboy

Yeah whatever.

>>148351494
My bad, I didn't realise you were a literal retard. Carry on

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>>148350942
Ryan Gosling is my husbando

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Keeping you guys updated.

heres a weird thing ive never seen before on gtao

just got disconnected mid crate freeroam thing saying I entered suspended mode (PC users need not apply)

>>148351587
>has nothing to say so resorts to 'UR A TARD LOL'

Go ahead and be in denial of your massive moneysink.

>>148351540
A male cannot be a tomboy, you dumbass.

>>148351595
I bet you made a Drive themed character and car, faggot.

>>148351758
Not even a feminine one?

>>148351703
Here's a weird thing I've never seen before on /gtag/

a qt post that wasn't complete shit

>>148351681
I like the speed racer outfit but I'd change the undershirt on the heist outfit from the orange one, it throws the whole thing off

>>148351758
Considering that's probably his only good movie, that wouldnt be so bad.

>>148351713
So it's a boy? Yuk. Looks like a fucking tranny.

> invited to race
> join
> session is full, returning to GTA online
> has been loading for 5 minutes and counting

Can't believe cuckstar still haven't fixed this shit.

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20 outfit slots when

>>148351894
Better than looking like an aging lesbian with a fucked up nose like >>148350230

>>148351894
YOU LOOK LIKE A TRANNY!

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>first time taking a custom REEEEEE down the Pacific Coast Highway

>>148351982
NEVER EVER

>>148351996
>>148352037
Mine just looks like a regular cute boy. I was right, you have no taste.

>>148352139
>people think my shitty character looks like shit
>this proves I'm right
Guess what, when everyone else seems "wrong" the problem might actually be with you.

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>>148351758
I tried once but there aren't any good jackets to mimic his in the movie and the closest car is the Sabre Turbo which doesn't really work either
If we could get one of these new racing jackets in white I'd probably rock it with a Scorpion emblem on the back forever

>>148352423
>closest car is the Sabre Turbo which doesn't really work either

He drove like 3 different cars in the movie, one of which is in the game.

>>148352423
>which doesn't really work either
Is it really possible to be this pleb?

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Faggots.

>>148352372
I think you're right. I don't like trannies unlike you guys.

>>148352636
And yet you tried to make a knock off of one while managing to make it look even worse.

>>148352692
I didn't try anything mate, I created my character back in 2013. I didn't even know about 4chan.

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>>148352515
>>148352541
I wanted to make the Malibu, maybe I'm a pleb but the Turbo's quad headlights and brakelight design ruin any attempt to mimic it
>>148352563
>

>>148352929
So either you're a liar or a newfag.

>>148353014
Ah, you're autistic. Nobody else is going to look at your headlights and go "oh no, that's not 100% accurate"

>>148352929
Lurk more then.

>>148353109
I'm a newfag. There's nothing wrong with it btw.

>>148353239
don't underestimate autism

is license plate anon still alive or did he fuck off for good

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>>148353301
There is everything wrong with being a newfag.

>>148353390
There's a difference between something like license plates which you have control over and car design which you don't.

>>148353239
I mean it really doesn't look like it at all

>>148353481
You used to be one.

>>148353481
There's more wrong with being a tranny avatarfag tho
Newfags can be alright.

>>148353523
>A Chevelle Malibu doesn't look at all like a Chevelle SS
Now you've crossed from autistic to just retarded

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>>148353605
not being one anymore > being one

prove me wrong fag

you can't

>>148353725
At least I'm not a faggot like you.

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>>148353901
You're a bigger faggot since I already called you a faggot.

Faggot.

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>>148353686
I mean for mimicing the one in Drive
The only parts of the car that would actually distinguish it from any other generic silver muscle car are the headlights and tail lights
Also the Sabre isn't a Malibu SS, it's a '70 Cutlass

>>148351007
only actual qt itt

>>148354326
t. >>148351007

>>148353960
Do play on pc?

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>>148354326
samefag tbqhwy family

>>148354495
I use both PS4 and PC

Behold

do you guys think long distance scaling is worth the framerate hit?

>>148354675
give me your username

I'm gonna kick your ass.

>>148354753
I keep it at about half.

>>148354753
Nah. Mountain details keep popping in anyway.

>>148354480
sorry I'm not going to call one of your disgusting trannies a qt bb

>>148354675
somewhat qt, has that deformed asian girl appeal, shit hair colour though

Has anyone here gotten the $10mil criminal mastermind bonus for beating every single heist on hard without dying?

How difficult is it? What was the hardest parts? Is it even worth it when there are easier ways to earn money? How long did it take?

>The amount of annoying notifications and invites you can't turn off in this update.
>Actually downgraded one of the menu functions.
The Gargoyle is great but no where near good enough to excuse the amount of annoying shit in this update.

>>148355083
individually all missions without restarts is easy using heist armor, some cheesing and a coordinated team.

Getting a coordinated team together consistently without interruptions for the requisite 6 hours to do the challenge is another thing. It's not worth the bonus, it's faster and easier to just run Paci Stan over and over. surprisingly the sticking point is usually Series A, which has a bunch of bullshit objectives with low pay and poor options.

I've never done it, I've never wanted to. However I do run Heists a lot and I imagine it's more trouble than it's worth, primarily because you'd need to have friends and if you have friends why would you need 10 million dollars in GTA online.

>>148355474
What about the stuff in the settings>notifications section?

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>>148355083
>How difficult is it?
It's okay if you take everything slow, know all the little tips and shortcuts and play everything safe. It just makes you nervous to know you absolutely can't fuck it up.
>What was the hardest parts?
Probably the prison break finale since you can't wear your heist diaper, some of the series A setups (especially meth is nail-biting).
>Is it even worth it when there are easier ways to earn money?
That's up to you, isn't it? For me it wasn't just about getting a ton of money, it was about earning that e-medal as well. For the time spent it's good money.
>How long did it take?
I think all in all it was somewhere around 6 or maybe 7 hours total.

>>148355083
Done it 3 times now. Have everyone use the heavy vest and bp helmet, cheese every mission you can with the kuruma, take your time, dont play with retards. Its pretty easy if you can all of those things and will take you around 6 hours if you do it all in one go.

>>148355734
>Probably the prison break finale since you can't wear your heist diaper, some of the series A setups (especially meth is nail-biting).
Could have just entered with the Kuruma.

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>>148354847
You're not worth my time if you don't already know it.

>>148355859
Which? Meth? Yeah, but making sure the tank doesn't blow up is where it gets dangerous.

>>148355968
No, Prison Break.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_XC4PHwyzA

>>148355880
You're a bigger faggot then.

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>>148355859
>running prison break finale
>fuccboi prisoner runs away and disappears completely
>what the fuck.bmp
>nab rashkovsky
>Kuruma drives up

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>>148355083
CMM is grueling and difficult, but very possible with a little preparation and coordination.
Refer to this ancient post for my advice:
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/147326123/#147404038

>>148355608
They made the adversary mode spam worse, I have shitheel Dom spamming me to host shitty races I want nothing to do with, I have the motorcycle visor notification spam now which is just a reminder that they disabled favorited helmets in anything but freemode and shit races, and for some reason the game is now leaving persistent pop ups telling me that I've opted out of shit I don't want to do. I played for two hours before I got fed up with this shit. Rockstar needs to fuck off already.

>>148354847
SuskaNii

>>148356041
Huh. Didn't know that. It's not extremely difficult either way but that definitely would've been helpful.

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6th garage when

ded game, ded thread

Does anyone know if the desert raid is a griefer or. It it looks like it could be one

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>no Go Go Monkey Blista
>no Sprunk Buffalo S
Soon? I really want the buffalo, the livery does a great job making it look like a 2 door.

http://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/26955850/


Kick ComfyAnon from the crew.

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>pc_gtag
>PrintScr
Please invite.

>>148357605
Sorry, we have enough trannies.

>>148357605
>another fucking transvestite

>>148357605
Gotcha. Don't mind the assholes, it's 4chan, you know the drill.

So has anyone found a way to mod the game so we can shoot up the fag pride parade yet?

>Get custom REEEEE
>Smash the crew record for criminal records by 5 seconds first try

jesus, all other cars BTFO

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>when u say "gg" but it was bg

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>>148347614
Wow...

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>>148356338

>>148358541
HOLY FUCK
PRAISE THE HEAVENS

>>148358624
I did say check the notifications section man.

>>148358681
I'm not even part of this conversation. I just checked the thread. Thank fuck they finally got rid of those fucking phone calls, I swear.

>>148358765
I think that option has been there since release anon. Or at least since I satrted playing about two years ago.

>>148358541
I still want heist invites. I shouldn't have to sacrifice the stuff I actually do just because they keep shoving shitty gamemodes in.

>>148358825
Wait a second, that's just the tooltips. Fuck, I thought they removed people calling you up every two femtoseconds.

>>148358885
Why not just ask in GTAG for help heisting, rather than relying on pubs?

>>148358959
Oh yeah that still happens unfortunately.

PlayStation General #1 is inviting you to celebrate with us. Feel free to pass by, if not carry on and have a lovely day :)

>>148358078

>>148358078

>>148358078

>>148346725
>not posting the last thread number

thanks

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>>148357650
>>148357674
I'd rather look at good looking girl than at some ugly fat 40 y/o prick.
Do you even realize how much time I spent to create her out of those 2 drug addicted parents?

>>148357605
>firstportlandnowtheworld.jpg

>previous personal best for Route 68 1:52 in a custom banshee
>Custom RE-7B does it in 1:36

goddamnit

>>148359331
>I'd rather look at good looking girl than at some ugly fat 40 y/o prick.

that's one of the oldest and most pathetic excuses for degenerates who use female characters

just admit you're a fucking faggot and attention whore while at it

>>148359331
Word of advice -- don't pay attention to 'em.

>>148359331

Not enough

>>148359331
>I'd rather look at good looking girl
Then why are you playing GTAO?

>>148359331
>Do you even realize how much time I spent to create her out of those 2 drug addicted parents?

that makes the final result all the sadder

>>148359331
>b-but daaaad I don't want to look at a guy's ass for hours!
roger that fag

>>148359331
>fat

Malnourished skeleton detected. The male player character looks like an average healthy adult male. I can almost absolutely guarantee he's in better shape than you.

>driving around with new mememobile RE-7B
>some random shoots me out of it
>kill them a bit
>they start blowing themselves up when about to die
>they start with rpgs
>another gtag turns up
>guy runs away for a hydra and comes back off radar
>we sit it out in subway
>he crashes on his first pass
>comes down whilst still off radar and rpgs us as we're messaging each other
>sits in tunnel spamming explosives at doorway
>go off radar just to watch him panic
>sit and watch him fire off over 100 explosives at doorway
>he calls us pussies for not coming to fight him in his shitcave
>call him a shitter for only using explosives
>claims i have auto aim
>he tries to rpg us from below, misses but when he starts getting shot he blows himself up again
>we go sit in the subway again
>he kills us with explosive spam and dies
>respawn on street and kill him
>respawns a distance away and runs into his apartment
>getting messaged "im on free aim which you aint"
"get messaged "wtf is your deal, how do u find it fair free vs auto?"
>send them a pic of my settings showing free aim
>"If you havent gotten it yet, i set my settings to free aim by a MISTAKE, -however i still rifled you 1 of the times hahaha"
>they send back a pic of their settings
>free aim - assisted
>modded account
>the one rifle kill they're bragging about was a snap headshot as i was driving my mememachine by them
This game gets worse everyday

>>148359041
I was not aware the gtag crew did anything but argue about discord and make webms to dump in the thread.

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>>148347768

Any updates on hacks?

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Do you remember your first full garage?
Do you still keep those First Ten?

>>148361090
>I was not aware the gtag crew did anything but argue about discord and make webms to dump in the thread.
That's because you didn't bother to ask and just chose to complain.

>>148361323
I should not need to disable all phone notifications and join a large crew just to not get spammed with game mode lobbies every 2 minutes.

>>148361273
I'm not a PCuck so no, I didn't keep them.

>>148361273
I'm rebuilding, so far I've most of them except the Z-Type, Vacca and Bondmobile.

just sent a join request to the pc gtag crew, SC-tbobz47


I need friends to play with

>>148362135
>I need friends to play with
You wont find any friends in GTAG PC. They're all banned.

>>148357238
I think that one anon's asssertion that they'll be coming with the other hidden cars is probably right. We have at least 5 new vehicles in the files so there's no way that they'll only release one per week.
>Over the next three weeks, look for more Stunt Races and vehicles to be added to GTA Online as part of Cunning Stunts, culminating in the release of the Stunt Race Creator on August 2nd

>>148362135
sent

>>148362326
what really? Why? I haven't been keeping up with this game i only just got the PC version yesterday

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>>148347768

>>148362326
>Console peasants.

>>148362454
Because PCucks are hackers, and hackers get banned.

What's all in this update

>>148361273
Sultan, Sanchez, Bati, Futo, that's all I can remember. Still have the Sultan, Bati and Sanchez.

>>148362661
The patch notes are linked in the OP.

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is the real stratos this small

>>148362937
Yes.
Stratos is a tiny car.

>>148362843
>I would read all that

>>148359331
>another joacimot, horris, aurora, green8mile clone

kys yourself my man

>>148362937
Carlets, when will they ever learn?

>>148363058
>I would spoonfeed you
Take your ADD meds and read something for once you uneducated shitstain.

>tfw stuck on PS3 for the time being
>payday isn't until tomorrow
>want to get XBOne edition
Should I?
What do I do in the meantime?
No, kys isn't an option, and already have it on PC but want to consolefag it too

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>>148361273
>tfw you have to sell one of them

>>148363058
Well then who's fault is that?

Kids these days, don't want to read patch notes but want to know what a patch includes...

>>148363290
the only thing I have time to read are the ten digits yo girl sent me

>>148350202
>Not having a trusted IRL friend who gameshares their PSN subscription with you
Shiggy diggy

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>>148363378
>Sold a Daemon I stole off the street and slapped a tracker in and bought a Gargoyle.

>>148363356
There's maybe one person here who plays the xbone version regularly. It's PissFour or PeeSea

>>148363413
Jokes on you I don't have a girl. Bitch nigga

>>148363620
How does the gargoyle stack up against other motorcycles?

>>148364003
It accelerates ridiculously fast. You go from like zero to fourty in two seconds flat. It turns better than all the other choppers but not quite on the Akuma level I feel, and it can pull some crazy wheelies. It's armor upgrades seem more expensive than all my other bikes though. Almost feels like I'm upgrading a super.

>>148355083
Did it on PS4 with a group of friends. Took us about 5-6 hours from start to finish, though we split up doing it into two nights.

Prison Break finale will be a bit of a pain because it's a shitter-trap but this shouldn't be an issue as long as you're heisting with professionals/m8's. Other than that, Series A will be your only other road block and really it's just the trash truck one which seems to always be an issue for some reason, not sure why.

Either way, it's well worth it and it's always a nice bragging right. I don't regret doing it, hell I wish I could do it again.

>>148355551
It's not hard and it's way better than running Pakistan over and over just simply for the fact it's not as monotonous.

Just a note for everyone, you'll get 10M plus your cuts from the heists themselves AND assuming you haven't done the all in order and loyalty challenges, you'll get an extra 2M from those two for a total of a bit over 13M when all is said and done.

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>previous top speed in land vehicle
>244 kph Entity XF
>new top speed
>322 kph RE-7B

>>148359672
>Have 2 characters both lvl 300+
>One male, one female
>Originally made back on old gen when garage limit was 1
>Wanted more cars, made second character
>Maintained both and use both regularly
Am I a faggot too?

>>148364256
>13M
I could buy literally everything I would ever want to buy with that.

>>148361090
Problem is you get jackshit from asking here. You have to join a session and ask the spergs directly.

>>148359851
Okay seriously, what is it with this meme? There's literally nothing fucking wrong with that character. She has a feminine face and she's not all retarded looking, what's the issue?

>>148359331
I think your character's fine, don't listen to the autists. They literally say everyone's female is ugly yet praise that xenomorph abomination known as qt.

That's the kind of fags you're dealing with here.

>>148364232
That's the case for shitty but "new" cars as well, like the panto

>>148364232
Because you basically are.

R* is faggots and decided that basically any DLC car in the game's mods should cost as much as super car mods, doesn't matter if it's a shitbox or a motorcycle, they're all gonna cost stupid amounts because shark cards.

>Tfw had to pay 50K to put Turbo in the Trophy Truck
I seriously don't get it. Is this what 'fun' feels like?

>>148364619
not as a new player you couldn't

for a new player starting now, "everything i would ever want to buy" is somewhere near $30M

>>148365359
Yes but for me I could. Even as a new player I probably could.

>>148364619
You'd be surprised. Take it from someone who glitched in over 50M a few months ago when the Sultan dupe was going on, I'm now currently sitting on 5M out of that 50.

>Tfw I bought a gold jet a long time ago and never use it for anything, eternally wishing I could sell it for at least half what I paid
That's true suffering. I was naive and thought the game was dying a little over a year ago, now I wish I never did it because I'd have 15M instead of fucking 5..

Sorry, just don't be an idiot with the money if you do it, it goes faster than you think.

>>148364820
nice samefag but your character is not only bad, it's not even uniquely bad
kys senpai

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Sent a request for the PC crew
Name: ThePointlessBox_

>>148365625
sent ;)

am I missing something or is there no difference in clothes selection between the different stores?

>>148365584
I wouldn't even buy a non-gold jet. All I want is motorcycles, some non-standard to be able to pimp out my guns, and maybe a big fat penthouse so I can ditch the badguns.

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>>148365606
You're a literal retard, get lynched.

>tfw the bike/aircraft helmet glitch doesn't work anymore and the accessoires are excluded from heist stuff
>tfw no duffle bag

>>148365792
Singleplayer only.
In online all clothing stores have the same selection for convenience.

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>>148365973
So wait, you mean all my glitched mask+helmet combos are now rares?

Fuck, that's like 6-7 of my outfits I can never fuck with anymore.

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>>148365879
i can inspect element too
>being this salty someone made fun of your ugly character
lmaoing @ your life

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How long until a semi-decent quality money glitch arises and we can re-up on dosh? My reserves are dwindling and I fear this may be the last update I'll be able to afford.

I mean, sooner or later one ALWAYS pops up.

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am I cute uguu

>>148365995
thanks
flying to each brand store with a heli and landing it almost properly somewhere close was fun anyway

>>148365879
Uh that laptop is pretty shitty setup. I'd reinstall Windows 7 service pack 2 and start over if I were you

>>148366365
literally looks like a male npc

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>>148366349
Tryharder/10.

These are my characters and yes I play on PS4.

>>148365973
does the telescope/fire glitch still work?

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>>148366579
lmao of course you're defending his shit tranny, yours is even uglier
this is just sad tbqh

>>148366390
It's old as fuck and frankly I don't feel like dealing with the hassle. Plus I don't have the discs, didn't even come with any.

I don't game with it, I just use it for shitposting, FB, and YT.

>>148365879
>>148366737
>R6G
>HE PLAYS AN FPS ON CONSOLE
This is getting sadder and sadder by the second

>>148366726
>All this backpedaling
Just stop, you already got BTFO.

>>148361273
I still have my Futo, Stinger GT, Turismo R, Ruiner, Sabre Turbo, Monroe, and Elegy but I no longer have my Coquette, F620, or Sultan.

>>148366864
>ZOMG MEMES!
>MEMES EVERYWHERE IN MY POSTS!
>AM I COOL YET GUISE?
How many more (You)'s 'til you're full?

>>148365792
No different selection, so you're better off going to a discount/suburban as they have all the sections of clothing available to buy, whereas the other stores only have a small selection of categories.

>>148366871
>a single autist with an ugly tranny avatar saying another ugly tranny avatar isn't awful is somehow 'btfo'ing me
>making fun of your shit character is somehow backpedaling
just off yourself m8

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>>148367010
It's a 'meme' for a reason you stupid consolefag
Anyone who plays FPSes on consoles is a fucking retard

>>148367158
>All these mental gymnastics
>You in charge of understanding how you got BTFO

Here, I'll be nice and spell it our for your autistic brain.

>Calls me samefag
>Posts screenshot of my post
>Accuses me of inspecting element
>Posts my characters
>Suddenly ignores samefagging accusations
>Implying you didn't literally just make yourself look like a pure retard
>The disgusting, roach infested city of (You)
Get fucking rekt m8.

>>148366098
I think he means the one where you toggle the Show Bike/Aircraft Helmet option during a heist and come out of the heist with the duffel.

What is it with R* and not just adding the damn things for purchase?

why the fuck nobody doing stunt races, spent all day downloading this game for that and nobody on PC wants to do it. coolest thing in a while and nobody's playing. fuck.

>>148367346
>Stop liking/doing things I don't/wouldn't like/do!!!
Just fuck off, people like you are insufferable. Does it honestly bother you that much which system I play an FPS on? You're a fucking sperg.

FYI, I game with IRL friends, of course I'm gonna play the games they have, that's literally the fucking point.

>>148367584
Ah, wouldn't know much about that, never cared for getting the duffel.

Seems kinda silly all these things aren't purchasable though.

>>148367515
ye i accepted that you weren't samefagging because it was even funnier that someone with an ugly tranny avatar is defending another ugly tranny desu

>>148367667
>Races
>Cool.
No.

>>148367689
>implying I'm telling you what to do and not do
I'm laughing at you senpai.
>You're a fucking sperg
At least I don't play FPS games on consoles lmaoooo

>>148366864
>Playing siege on pc
I don't enjoy playing ranked games where 3/4 of players are toggling wallhack/aimbot and the nobody ever gets banned.
>SP = PC
>MP = consoles At least until they're cracked

anyone know if the RE-7B has Wheel_can_clip and is worth using offroad tires?

>>148367839
K. Still BTFO.

>>148367965
That's a cool story bro.

I'll be over here playing on my nice level playing field free of exploits and Ruskies/Hues/Chinks invading my servers and ruining everything. Have fun with your games crashing on a daily basis.

FYI R6 sucks fucking balls on PC, the community is literal shit on PC.

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>>148366579
great cosplay

>>148368019
This guy gets it. I've seen/read more than enough clips/horror stories to know R6 on PC is something I want no part of. I'm perfectly fine with my 'mediocre' experience on PS4. I have fun and that's all that matters to me.

>>148362937
*bullies u*

>>148368402
>Tfw she has a ponytail but R* can't into ponytails through hats
It's not even a cosplay attempt honestly, though now I sorta wish I could've gotten the Sheriff uniforms as well. Fuck.

>Not sure if actual compliment or cheeky dig
Meh.

>>148367584
Keeping track of development is hard, apparently. When you try out a menu and learn how clothing works in this game you get the full scope of their incompetence. So many possible, clipping-free combinations made impossible simply because they can't be assed to toggle a few flags.

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>>148359331
>>148364820
>It's chinese brand qt other character

When will someone find some sort of glitch again to get alot of moni without being banned. I ain't doing any fishy stuff

>>148368265
>Playing siege with friends
>Use a drone to find enemies and tell friends where they are
>Teammates shoot enemy through walls without spotted ping because I'm telling them where they are
>Hacking accusations in all chat from guy that died
>Next round 3 of us die at spawn getting headshotted through a completely intact barricaded window.
>Too many hours played to get my money back

>>148367964
its fucking trials+mario kart but gta

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>it's a /gtag/ argues over nothing episode

>>148323705
you're fucking retarded, i wasn't talking about exclusively what i quoted. there was another part to the guys post and even if there wasnt that doesnt change that my quote implied buying the large warehouses you fuck up

>launch game
>loading
>loading
>try to find stunt race
>loading
>loading
>get into one that basically boots me back to free roam
>loading
>loading
>finally get it one
>game crashes

huh...rely maks u thnk

Where can I see that other chart with the warehouse/cost/profit stats?
Can anyone post it?

>>148368656
No, faggot. Nobody wants a 'character' like your alien thing. Just fuck off and die already.

You're cancer and nobody wants you here or likes you, go play in traffic.

>>148369058
>i wasn't talking about exclusively what i quoted.
I didn't say that you did. But clearly you just added flavour words that didn't mean shit, which I'm sorry for responding to. Just know that it's confusing if you post shit that you don't actually mean.

>>148368924
Yeah, that's exactly why I wouldn't ever want the game on PC. I'm sure the hacker boogeyman isn't as bad as it sounds but considering I've never run into a hacker on PS4, I'll stick with what I know.

Plus like I said, my IRL friends are on there and I'd rather game with them than randoms.

>>148368656
The other guy's was, this isn't
This character's just a generically bad female character

>>148368265
>nothing to say but 'le btfo btfo btfo'
sad lol
at least i dont have a hideously bad tranny avatar LOL.

>>148368656
>qt
What's that?

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>>148368618
My mine was fucking obliterated the first time I used a menu for clothing.
Honestly, I wish more people had gotten to see just how batshit insane the clothing system is mechanically.

>want to get a duffel bag
>it's listed under hands
>mfw

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>>148370213
This character that was posted earlier

>>148370207
>Generic memester comes back and repeats self again.
Holy shit, get a life. Are you really that salty you got rekt? Gee kid, I'm sorry.

>>148370593
>salty
>rekt
>kid
and im the generic memester apparently lol

>>148370591
What does acronym "qt" stand for?

>Try to get into Stunt Race
>Searching for job for 2 solid minutes
>Finally get into one
>End up in 3rd as most of the racers can't turn and keep pitting each other off
>"OOPS, EVERYONE LEFT"
>Finish 1st with one guy who didn't lag out DNF
>Repeat process, no games found
>Deathmatch, races, jobs, all nothing
>Back to freeroam with 10 people in it
>7 lag out, leaving myself and 2 others
>Quit

I give up. I can't tell if this game is dead or if the netcoding is just broken completely now or both. This update sucks.

>>148370591
>Reminder to all in the thread to filter this tripcoding, attention whoring, dick-loving piece of homosexual shit.
>Always filter qt and any of it's other sub-trips.
>This vastly improves your /gtag/ experience.
This has been a public service announcement to you all.

>>148370213
Say the letters Q T out loud.

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>>148370716

>>148370727
sounds like you have REALLY bad internet
it only takes me around 30 seconds on-call to get into a full stunt race and i haven't seen the everyone left glitch since the update was released

>>148370707
>lol
>lol
>lol
>lol
Kys my man.

>>148370897
system?

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>>148370716

>>148370998
sorry, should i say kek instead?
>>148371027
PC

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>crew tag is "YIFF", "LOLI", "DOGE", etc.

>Princess Robot Bubblegum pants.
somebody save me from myself

>>148371105
No, you should kill yourself. Thought I made that part clear already.

>>148371109
>WEED
>KUSH
>DANK

>>148371047
UNO FARTO

So has the X-80 buyer's remorse set in yet?

>>148371213
>REKT
>MEME
>POOP

>>148371380
I still have mine for my Grotti collection. I don't mind. It looks nice next to the compact.

>>148371380
No, I like the different handling and its engine sound.

Why are there 2 gtag steam groups.

>>148371380
never bought in the first place, the 811 has a better top speed and doesn't look like a bionicle
the 811 remorse however has set in

>>148371756
>bionicle
ok, I laughed

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post self radio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cM-Zb3I7WwY
or in my case steam music because my pc can't handle self radio

>>148371751
One's for ERP, and the other is for more ERP

>>148372159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T6e3GJCjow
praise kek

Does that old GTAIII bug work where putting the car camera in overhead view removes all traffic?

>>148371554
I'm pissed they literally copy+pasted the X-80's engine sound onto the Tyrus. I love the sound but they could've at least tweaked it even a little before putting it on the Tyrus.

I still like the way the spoiler moves on it.

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>>148354326
Thanks, have another

>>148371380
I just like Ferrari and the proto is basically a F80

Or at least that's what I keep repeating to myself

What the fuck is taking Broughy so long with the top speed videos?

Fuckin' a man, he's usually got 'em all done by now. I need my car statistics and top speed is part of it.

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>>148371224

>>148372797
Is that so? I was already leaning towards it for being the best looking super in the game, that would seal the deal.

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>Logos stay on the windshield of vehicles like the Desert Raid and the Tyrus despite liveries being removed.
Why? Fucking why R*?

Just what I wanna see is my gorgeous Tyrus ruined by PISSWASSER in all caps across my windshield, seriously fuck you guys.

>>148372787
n

>>148373190
>Best looking super
I agree 100%, I fucking love it.

And yeah, it has the exact same engine sound as the X-80, it's definitely glorious, I was just mad they were lazy about it, they could've increased or lowered the pitch slightly just to make it distinct.

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>>148373204
im more upset all the racing shit stays on the tyrus
i mean look at this shit, i could handle a decal on the windshield but all these bolts make me sick

>>148372963
He just dropped the motorcycle, off road and compact lap race times video. I guess he wanted to get through all the lap times before top speed. Also, if anyone is wondering the Brisoso wins compacts and the Desert Raid wins Offroad.

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>>148373551
>cognoscenti wheels
You were going for this weren't you?

>>148373619
>the Desert Raid wins Offroad.
looks like the sanchez is gonna get shat on since these will be able to knock it off the course

>>148373551
Those rims and jaggies.
>PCucks

>>148373907
Slight correction, the Bf400 wins offroad with 1.3 to the Desert Raids 1.7. Forgot that was in there. The BF400 is the new offroad king and the Desert Raid ain't catching it.

>>148373907
nevermind i just got to the bf400 part
glad i bought it now
>>148373861
>>148373947
got it from leddit desu, i don't even own a tyrus

I didn't even realize Annis is supposed to be Nissan.

Do you guys think there will be a sale on buildings soon?

>>148374152
it's almost an anagram too

>>148373551
I can live with the bolts, I painted my car classic Lava red so it kinda blends, at least I think so.

It's that fucking Pisswasser logo sticking out like a sore thumb that gets me salty. I fucking want it gone asap. I can understand if I kept the livery but I didn't, that's part of it and it needs to gtfo.

Though now that you mention it, an option to remove the bolts would be nice.

Why the fuck can't we buy the non-livery version off the website anyways? They did it on purpose just to cost us extra shekels to remove 'em, eh?

>Debating getting on my iFruit app and doing the stock rims color glitch
The fact we still can't change the color of stock rims in-game is fucking disgusting.

>>148373551
The only way to make the Tyrus look good is to paint it Yellow, Orange or Black due to what's on it. Those rims tho.

>>148374152
the fact the elegy RH8 is a near 1:1 copy of the GTR didn't tip you off? it's a pretty unused manufacturer tho
>>148374290
there is right now, unless you mean offices

>>148374290
Offices were on sale just last week. Don't expect another ever.

>>148374051
>R* destroys the Off-Road class by making a dirt bike part of it and it's the best vehicle by a long shot
>Has chance to rectify this glaring issue
>Releases two badass off-road rally trucks that cost a decent amount
>Gets BTFO by stupid ass new meme-bike that costs barely 1/4th everything else
>You now realize we will never have a true off-road class because motorcycles ruin it
I hate R* so fucking much. I wanna do off-road races but I don't wanna fucking be forced into driving a sanchez or BF-400 just to be competitive, this is fucking bullshit.

>>148374543
I never paid much attention to the Elegy primarily because it's a free car you can't get rid of.

>>148374830
It's one of the best sports class cars though.

What kind of cars are we going to get in the coming weeks? What kind of classes were they? I only remember the Tampa racecar and that big rally truck.

>>148374984
Yes, but I don't care about min max meta and I saw that there is no option to get rid of it later so I never bothered with it.

>>148374830
Sure you can, you just have to fill your garages until you can replace vehicles.

>>148374543
R* is too inconsistent for that.

>Annis Elegy - Nissan GTR
>Vulcar Warrener - Nissan Skyline GTR
Or
>Delcasse supposed to be the in-game version of Chevy
>Coquettes aka Corvettes branded Invetero
I dunno, they just seem to throw shit at the wall and go with whatever sticks.

>>148375237
vulcar is also supposed to be volvo i think
the other car by that manufacturer is a mix of a volvo and a nissan just like the warrener

>>148374673
>>148374543

Yeah i ment offices, ok then i will just buy the cheap one. Should i start out with a small or middle warehouse?

>>148375237
Nissan used to be Datsun so it's not really that much of a stretch. The warrener also does pull from a Datsun as well.

The real crime is that the Mamba is Declasse and not Vapid or some variant of AC.

>>148375237
The ingame brands have never been 1:1. Every single brand has an outlier of some sort.

>>148375237
I consider it a miracle that Rockstar even remembered Emperor exists in this game as a Lexus knockoff and stuck the LFA under it.