/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

First for menufags give me money

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>>148428231
>I showed up a year late to the party : the post

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Second for sad infernus

The new rally cars are trash

>>148428293
Was thic car ever "the shit" in this game? Like back in oldgen days?

I remember Infernus from GTA3 and VC being THE toppest cars, yet here it's underaverage fuglymobile.

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PUCHIMAS, GT@G!

>>148428426
I always think they're cool when I see them on the street, then I buy them, and I remember why I don't have them.

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>>148428426
not him, but on dedgen it was passable on some stunt custom races until the osiris and t20 killed the class, entity and zentorno had it in the corners and adder on the straights

literally the 3 worst racing supers were the voltic, bullet (how these 2 weren't sports IDK) and the infernus

>>148428426
No, only reason people had cars like it and the Cheetah and Bullet were purely for style reasons only, didn't care about the performance.
Big 2 cars were the Entity and the Adder for the longest.

>>148428292
I think I got like 400-500 worth in sharkcards from menufriends way back, but I eventually ran out and R* keeps adding shit that costs several million.

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>>148398048
Ayy, fuck you mane.

>>148428747
that's why microtransactions are a cancer to the gaming industry

you could legit spend $500 and still not be able to access all the content in a game

>>148429007
Does real cash get you something not obtainable via regular gameplay?

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Been a while I posted this.

>>148429391
Technically, yes. Returning player content requires you to buy more than just the game.

>>148429391
I think he means that you could spend $500 for 40 million dollars and still not have enough to buy everything in the game, especially because they keep adding more and more that gets pricier and pricier. The fact you can earn it legit has nothing to do with it.

>>148429391
not unless you count legit owning a dedgen copy to get a returning player bonus

otherwise the price for most items is like at least $30 for a single car or helicopter

how much free shit can I hack into the pc version of gtao without getting banned?

Moved from 360 to PS4, cba with all the grind to grab the time limited shit, so I want to start fresh without losing all the good shit.

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>>148429486
Fucked up trying to grab the right weapon twice in a row but luckily he was even worse.

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>you will NEVER have a competent heist team

>>148429565
>>148429518
Technically, yeah. I'd compare it to shit like pre-purchase costumes and pets in MMOs. None of that stuff really provides any significant advatage other than "having something you don't".

>>148429537
The content is accessible, it just takes some time to get to it.
When they add shit you can get soloely via real cash, then you can complain.
As for now, you're being an impatient brat who wants everything with no effort. By "you", I mean whoever claims that content is unaccessible unles you spend more cash.

>>148429927
dumb bunposter

>>148430054
>None of that stuff really provides any significant advatage other than "having something you don't".
I disagree completely, the Dukes in particular is a great car.

>>148429927
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468497298220.webm

plat every time babe

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>>148429927
>you will frequently get good teams to run individual heists
>the only plebs who want to stick around for criminal mastermind can't even do contact missions without dying

>>148430054
>As for now, you're being an impatient brat who wants everything with no effort.


>I WANT TO SPEND 700 HOURS IN EVERY SINGLE GAME BEFORE BEING ABLE TO USE THE TOP TIER STUFF

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Post characters
r8 characters

>>148429765
The weapon wheel has some retarded delay, because this happens to me all the time if I'm selecting something too fast. You can even see in your webm that you had the weapon you were trying to switch to selected.

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The Brioso is CUTE


CUTE!

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>>148430497
Or when you actually do select the wrong weapon by a pixel, happens all the fucking time, luckily I was already on his head when I accidentally got the pistol here.

>>148429486
Is this on console? Is it really that bad?

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>>148430489
If you're the normal "post characters" anon, I appreciate the new picture effort.

and yeah, I know I look ugly. Too late to try and change it until the plastic surgery update.

>>148429486
>consolecucks will defend this

Who
>>>/RicerBecausePoorfag/ here?

Fuckin 30k+ for some performance updates. Bah gimme a plastic spoiler and metallic paint and Im happy these days.

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>>148430746
Yeah, not gonna deny that controllers are inferior when it comes to aiming but it doesn't really happen as often as you think.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcoYbg9wT7Y

Anyone who speaks slav, what is he saying around 25 seconds mark about garage and pegasus?

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>>148430771
>exit best friend's mission
>get a screen telling me this is the only chance I will be able to change my character's appearance
>friend tells me I'm a lucky fucker and that's a glitch
>make my character's face look a bit more like mine, and give him the alcoholic face texture or whatever it was
>cut my boyband hair into a mohawk mane
byotiful

>>148430107
funny
but also
anger

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>>148430836
Aye

>>148430836
>ricercausepoor

I sold my 900R because I always used my sultan/sanchez combo.

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>>148431070

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>>148430489
How do you glitch a mask under the helmet?

I used to do it with the soda machine glitch, but apparently now they fixed it.

>>148431120
yeah the way I think of it, some cars I just bought because of a fad or whatever and then i never really used them. then again dont sell on impulse because you might miss the car for its performance or look or so.

man... this is fucking GTA and Im trying to work on a budget

>>148431358
>How do you glitch a mask under the helmet?
would like to know as well

also
>custom outfit with bulletproof helmet in heist
>helmet gets replaced with giant sock for mask
is the bulletproof stat now gone or is it still there and the helmet is just invisible?

>>148430746
When that was first posted, the 'girl' in the webm posted about how they were playing in first person and panicked as the guy was running in/out of their field of view.

I don't know how you play this game in first person, the FoV limit is awful and modifying it will get you banned.

>>148431358
Via getting on and off of a bike last time I checked.

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>>148430489

>>148431070
>Asea

Nigguh I can go faster than that on a European bicycle. That shit was designed specifically to be slow for missions like north yankton and Scope Out so they could pad out the travel time for more exposition or to just stop you from making money.

>>148432296
so put on mask, get on bike with auto-helmet on bike set to on. now you should have mask + helmet. but how do you save this as custom outfit? don't you need to get to a wardrobe to save? the problem being that the character takes the helmet off when I enter my apartment.

>>148432540
Anime boy

ded game
ded gen

>>148432724
>so put on mask, get on bike with auto-helmet on bike set to on. now you should have mask + helmet.

nope, character wont put on helmet if you have a mask equipped

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Better LE7B

HOLY SHIT LADS

BASED LANGODGEZ IS GRACING US WITH HIS PRESENCE ON PS4

HOLY SHIT BASED AS FUUUUUCK

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>>148434935
So what, it's not broof.

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>>148430489

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>>148435120
Operating outfit.

UPCOMING DLC VEHICLES. SPOILER ALERT.
http://bratka096.imgur.com/

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>play story for an hour and a half
>finally get tired of the cutscenes fucking up and shrinking into a box
>change my resolution, set graphics settings higher, and restart game
>Autosave wasn't on
>have to do all those missions all over again

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>>148434676
>Audi

>>148435493
Literally the only LeMans car I can find on GTA 5 mods.

>>148435602
At least it isn't the shitty harelipped 2016 one that was awful.

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They patched the helmet/masks glitch and I'm mad.

Now if you get off a bike and change your outfit, the character never reaches for their nonexistent helmet. Thanks for nothing R*.

>>148434935
Based, elite, handsome, intelligent Languagez on Gamer of the Year watch.

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>>148435493
>anything not Audi

Anyone have that chart for crates that shows the profit for single, double, and triple crate runs?

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>>148430067
you're dumb

>>148435338
Man I want that Tampa.

>>148436384
Oh shiiiiiit

Based, elite, handsome, intelligent LanGODgez on omnipotent watch.

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>>148435338
>>148436841

>>148435338
I swear the Ocelot Lynx is just a reskinned Massacro or something.

>>148437486
STOP POSTING THAT RABBIT

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>playing stunt races
>retards keep on voting only for super ones

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>>148435338
>no Dakar truck
don't you fucking do this to me

>>148437615
People got to validate their shitty purchases by using their supers in literally every race.

>>148437672
Dakar truck is in-game. I couldn't just find it's name

>>148435338

> Create Benny's workshop to make regular cars into race cars or lowriders
> Rockstar: "Let's make Drift Tampa a separate entity from the regular Tampa anyway, so we don't have to create interior and engine bay mods."

Why do they do this.

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>>148437541

>>148437486
>>148436784
Post more rabbit's

>>148432724
>>148434648
Save Outfit with mask equipped
Take off mask
Get on bike
Wait for helmet
Get off bike
Swiftly change outfit to the intended mask outfit
Quickly walk to the nearest clothing vendor (even the shoes section will work)
Wait for character to reach up for their nonexistent helmet
Spoiler: They patched this, you won't reach for a helmet anymore
Click E to enter clothing vendor
Exit vendor

The helmet should magically be on with your mask

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>>148437847

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>>148435338
>SPOILER ALERT
>its just cars

Wow thanks asshole I just spoiled myself now the GTAO storyline is completely ruined for me.

Did anyone test if the new supers have decent performances even with their standard tires?

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>>148437541

>>148436384
>>148436870
>>148434935


COTDAM

Languagez is handsome AS FUCK

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I have around 2 million saved up. Should I become a CEO and get a medium warehouse or just buy some cars? Are the CEO missions fun?

>>148438167
>>148438613
Definitely million times better than puchiposting

>>148434935
>>148435021
>>148436384
>>148436870
>>148438651

Is it one guy trying to force this or a dedicated team of shitposters?

>>148438661
First off, throw that outfit in the trash. Secondly, cuck yourself for the armoured pussy. Thirdly, save for a large warehouse.

higgly piggly please dont

>>148438735
Probably that player himself, don't feed him

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>>148438942

>>148438735
>>148438943

BASED ELITE HANDSOME INTELLIGENT LANGUAGEZ ON MAKING PCUKS MAD AS FUCK WATCH

Does seller rating even matter?

>>148438852

>First off, throw that outfit in the trash

Not a fan of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas?

>>148435338
>still no Deluxo

I Just Wanna Die - Sugar Ray

What's the best on-foot radio mod?

>>148438942

________________no

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>>148438942

THAT'S IT
I AM DONE
I AM COMPLETELY FUCKING DONE
I AM UNINSTALLING THIS C* OFF MY PC
and i'm getting a ps4 to play with
based elite handsome intelligent languagez

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>when you realize there are actual autistic schizophrenics in this thread

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>>148439054
Top 3 most handsome characters on PS4
>Languagez
>Gamefreak
>the_green_dream

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>>148439821
on MY 4chan

no get out of here

>>148440024
JIMMEH GIBBS

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I can't decide bros: blonde hair or brown hair? Blonde looks cute but brown makes him more manly.

>>148440450
kys yourself degenerate

>>148440450
>manly
Not with that haircut

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>>148440450
>manly

>>148439887
>having based elite handsome intelligent languagez first


Blessed are the meek who give themselves to LanGODgez

>>148439887
Can't compare to snap blate and lil ryu. pcucks win again.

>>148440520
>kill yourself yourself

>>148440525
I know but everything else looks like shit. This is the only nice haircut.

>>148440664
I was raised YAHWEHmate myself.

>>148440694
>snap
>blate

Based, elite, handsome, intelligent Languagez on TIME magazine Most Influential list

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>>148440694
Winning what? e-peen contests?

Lel

>>148441271
The two best looking men in gtag, for sure.

>>148441373
Get fucked, get ABSOLUTELY fucked.

Languagez is singlehandedly THE most handsome gtag member and nothing you say can change that.

>>148431358

I can show you how I did it I'm getting on rn

TheThirdType

so just as an FYI, I encountered a modder yesterday . . . seems like they're back :/

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>>148441884
Unironically think that he is best /gtag/ husbando

nessi is an autistic faggot, glad HE's gone

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>>148430489
this is the only picture i have at the moment

>>148442729
I think you would enjoy /wtc/

>>148442671
Nessi was right about a lot of things. He's a sperg with a heart of gold if you got to know him. I am looking forward to his return.

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>>148430489

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Does anyone else want a Previon or is it just me?

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>>148429927
>>148436784
>>148437486
>>148437787
>>148438161
>>148438167
I want to hug that bunny

>>148442776
what is that

>>148443219
witcher general, I enjoy it more than /gtag/ desu

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f1 cars when

>>148443219
It is a thread theoretically dedicated to the witcher series but it's actually just the same 50 or so images of the game's waifus reposted ad nauseum.

When Witcher 3 won Game of the Year, they were posting Ciri and Yennifer. When the greatest DLC I've ever played was released, they were posting Ciri and Triss.

>>148443303
>>148443634
why do you think i would enjoy it, just asking

hey anon. I hope you're cute and comfy.

>>148443789
It's an environment that facilitates posting the same image repeatedly with no context.

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>>148442814
:^)

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I love the way my garage looks now. I was hoping for a carbonizzare race car.

>>148443860
but there was context
he said "post characters" so i posted my character

>>148443937
qt doing a shitpost nothing to see here move along

>>148443804
I hope you die.

>>148444134
we all die you useless faggot.

>>148444248
brutal

>>148444317
c:

>>148444248
I hope you die sooner.

>>148444360
oh wow you sound so mean right now.
Meanwhile I'm happy doing my thing enjoying my game and having fun with my qt friends. Where are you fuccboi?

>>148444070
but i'm not qt

>>148443937
what kind of faggot has this shit saved? You little whore-mongering cunt, what is wrong with you?

>>148444470
playing the same game as you but not putting on this cringeworthy 'look at me i'm so qt comfy XDD' facade
are you like, mentally disabled? did your brain develop past the age of 8?

>>148444593
comfy pls

>>148444681
You're exacerbating little things that annoy you. Take it easy dude and get used to playing a multi-player game :D

>>148444710
*pats*

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Comfy, R8 my tuner

>>148445371
kys

>>148429927
>feel like helping
>it's a furry
Too bad.

>>148435338
Getting sick of all this withhold content.

>>148438369
Now you know what vehicles will ruin their respective classes before they're out.

>>148429927
>It's a "person complains about heist teams while never posting their SC" episode

>>148445603
they're just trying to drum up furry discussion tbqh

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>>148435338
>contender
THAT AINT NO CONTENDER!

>>148445371

No livery? It looks like the fiat 500 race cars.

>>148445793
>muh gta iv
Wow, it's almost like cars change between games. Just fuck off, pleb.

>>148445807
There's a sprunk and atomic livery

>>148437417
Worse. It's a reskin of the Rapid GT. Same engine noise, same handling etc. Also, for anyone who is waiting for the DRIFT TAMPA, it has no mods. I REPEAT, NO MODS. What you see is what you get, you ain't changing it.

>>148446002
No colors. wheels or performance upgrades?

>>148445793
Glad they're done recycling IV content, most models look like utter shit.

>>148437417
>>148446002
>jag f-type is an AM vanquish
itt people who think all european cars are the same

>>148446002
>so, for anyone who is waiting for the DRIFT TAMPA, it has no mods. I REPEAT, NO MODS.
No shit, it's already modded out the ass.
It is a shame that it isn't a benny's upgrade for the stock tampa though.

>>148446063
He probably meant visual. Which, is strange considering the base Tampa has a ton of options. Then again, they even removed the secondary color option and stuck it in sports. It's a piece of junk.

>>148446245
>aston martin
>jaguar
They all look the same, remember the Super GT and the F620?

>>148446002

I don't get the drift car, since drifting is iffy with the GTAV physics. Some cars can do it at high speed but nothing like other games.

>>148446245

What does Rockstar in reskinning cars have to do with real life counterparts?

>>148446414
>db9 is a jag xk
??? they look totally different, the grille is similar but the similarities end there
>>148446535
the first guy was saying that it looked like a reskinned massacro when the grille is just about the only feature that looks the same
i've also seen footage of the lynx driving and it really doesn't seem like a rapid gt

>>148446458
they're probably gonna make the stats really wacky so it can't do anything -but- drift

>>148446753
I've drivin' it. It's very much a Rapid GT or 811. Stiff as a board, bounces constantly, fast in a straight line, has no breaks and will not turn. At least the price is only 425K.

>>148446938
if it's like an 811 that just makes me want to buy it more desu

>>148446919

In that case all they have to do is make it handle like the Comet.

>>148446919
Or apply rain physics permanently.

If I block MrEpicFTW, will his dumb bullshit stop showing up as recommended videos?

>>148435338
The Tampa was the thing I was looking forward to the most and we have to wait for it

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The Gargoyle has no right to be this fun to ride. Goddamn, why does it handle like a dream when it shouldn't even be road-legal?

>>148447390
No but there's browser plugins to do that. I use one called Video Blocker on Chrome.

>>148447889
Fun things are illegal.

>>148445371
i love you anon, i wanna snuggle you as we cruise

>>148435120
>Slav outfit
>Actually genetically slavic facial features

Committed/10

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who can i talk to about a crew killer on pc?

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Was she real?

>>148453536
Post proof

>>148453536
Nobody, the leadership won't do anything about since they're a bunch of spineless pussies.

>>148453567
no.

>>148453567
I don't think so. I think Trevor just imagined the whole exchange from his abandonment issues.

>>148453567
Nope, notice the green mist.
He's either on drugs or imaginating all of that.

>>148454308
>imaginating

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>Pick up the goods and bring them back to the warehouse. I don't anticipate any trouble.

>>148449970
When will the comfy meme end?

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so apparently spoilerless phoenixes can spawn in traffic now

or again? or they always could but they're just super rare?

whatever the case first time i find one

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>Keep trying to buy PCJ 600
>It's always the model with twin headlights and you can't change them in the mod shop

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>>148455401
and another one

>>148455049

I was in a full crew doing CEO missions with very few people on. The CEO knew what he was doing and no one tried to stop us. Since myself and the CEO were doing all the work. I got a bonus and made ridiculous amount of money in a short while.

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>>148455049
Nothing strange going on here suspect, move along

>>148455593
Get a menu friend to do that for you, then mod something in LSC to save it.

>>148455401
Yeah after the latest patch
Before that they would always appear with a spoiler attached

>>148455642
>rubbing the unmarked cruiser in our faces
Well fuck you too, Rockstar.

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>>148447889

They need to bring The Boss into the game.

>>148455931
pls no

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>>148455931

>>148455593
Just bought one for the first time and got single. Is it preference or are they actually more rare?

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>1st place in huge stunt rac
>Canyon Crossing, last jump to finish
>Frontflip for style
>oh no I blew up
>Go from 1st to 9th instantly
>dnf

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>>148430489

>>148457524
>act like a cocky retard
>get punished

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>>148455049
>>148455642

Seems legit.

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>>148436408
>BTFO by Porsche AND a broken Toyota

>>148458523
too bad no amount of makeup can hide that chin

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>>148430489

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>get shitfaced while playing with crew
>you find them on kikebook
>they find you too and post your pic to the group chat

>>148459074
That one usually is.

>>148459812

Until you realise the dangerous part is driving a fucking camper van down through Vinewood Hills in a city that makes downtown Beirut circa 1982 look like a hug convention. Wew lad.

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Maybe late but

>Someone did a Los Santos Pride mod

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMBkLJvOjSc

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>>148430489

>>148443591
Never because
>F1 a boring shit
and
>Rally race mode

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>>148460159
>80s/90s F1 cars
>boring shit

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>>148430489

>>148460401
>master chief killed by exploding vehicle

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>>148460098

I wasn't expecting to cringe quite as hard as I did.

I mean, they know everyone is going to download just to drive a tank through the parade, right?

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Bedroom interactions when?

>>148460798
you should probably delete this desu

>>148460807
Your suicide when?

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>>148460807

Hot Coffee Update.

Which will be right after the Outlaw Biker DLC.

>>148460351
never specified, I assumed the worst

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>>148460807
thankfully never

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>>148459341

The nose knows, but the chin wins.

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>>148461023
>he drives a motorcycle
>he thought lost and damned wasn't garbage
>he feels disdain for japanese sports bikes because they outperform his piece of shit bike
>he belongs to an online MC aka Mansex Club

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>>148461050
>tfw 2017 cars will probably be shite
>tfw shitcanes being added to all the tracks

>>148431358
>>148431763
Equip your clothing and helmet/glasses you want. Save it as an outfit.
Find find one of the tourist scopes, there's several at the end of Del Perro Pier which is easy to remember and find.
Pour a trail of gasoline from the base of the scope out several meters. It has to be long enough for you to ignite the end and have time for the AI to shuffle around and look through the scope before you're set on fire.
Equip whichever mask you want to use.
Ignite the gasoline trail and activate the scope.
The damage taken from the fire interrupts your viewing. Your character has taken off their mask to look through the scope. DON'T MOVE.
Equip your outfit again using M menu. Walk several meters away from the scope and your mask will pop back in.
Save your new outfit and enjoy.

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>>148461376

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>>148453536
>>148453567
>>148453604
First off, the crew killing policy has changed since the olden days. In most cases, it's a hands-off approach now. Small disputes should be handled at the lowest possible level. In layman's terms, if someone crewkills you, crewkill them the fuck back until they stop.

For serious or repeat offenders, you will want to obtain proof or eyewitness accounts. Such instances will be handled on a case-by-case basis. Get in touch with Blater or any of the comms, bring your evidence to the table, and the problem will either be dealt with or passed off to someone who will deal with it.

Posting your evidence in the thread is encouraged as well so the rest of us know who to look out for. Plus, public humiliation can be a very effective disciplinary measure!

>>148461597

Cheers squire, I'll give it a go.

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>>148459521
PS4's real name feature was a mistake to begin with.

>>148459521
>Actually having a normiebook account to begin with
>Posting your pictures on said account
>Using your real name on anything linked to 4chan
>Linking your normiebook account to anything linked to 4chan
Holy shit, you were just asking for it.

>>148461461
GT racing is entertaining desu. Le Mans this year wasn't completely boring all night like usual

>>148462365
Alternatively
Put on the mask you want
Run towards any telescope, apartment or the one at the beach
Run into the telescope, turn around and press E while running away from the telescope
Your character should now move towards the telescope, lose their mask but not actually use the telescope
Put on the helmet (and glasses) you want and move away from the telescope and the mask will come back

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>>148462616
I'm not even mad

Got a good chuckle because everyone found out who was who and chuckles were had

>>148462705
The fact that they limited the LMP1 teams to two cars rather than 3 just so there was more LMP2 cars annoyed me.

>>148438369
Why did you post a pic of me?

>>148462553
>you have received a real name request
>never speak to them again

>>148459521
Can you post the group picture on the rusty rebel you drunk as a skunk punk?

>>148460098
All memes aside, the video is at least of decent production quality.

>race with 15 people
>8 of them have the KEK haircut
>animegirlvomiting.png
You know which one I'm talking about.

>>148464910
Hipster youth?

>>148465014
That's the one

>>148464910
lmao they changed C U C K to KEK

>>148465175
hang yourself cunt

>>148465340
You are a true C U C K if you use that most faggotty of hairstyles.

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>bonnet guns don't work on the DB5
>still can't remove them

>>148464910
>reeeeee all the normies irl have it and everyone is using it reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

holy shit, some people in this general

>>148465306
How new are you?

>>148428426
just did a stunt race with customs and i got second with an infernus top 5 read like this, x80 infernus x80 x80 sultan RS suprisingly they where all real respectful.

>>148465467
I don't use C U C K often so when I do you know it's the truth.

>>148465460
You look like a massive flaming faggot with that cut.

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>>148430489
>old picture

>>148465443
How do you manage to function in regular society when you're triggered by such a common haircut?

>>148465905
I doubt he interacts that often with regular society, or interacts at all.

>People immediately start shitting on that guy for making fun of that haircut
You guys have it in real life don't you? That haircut was shit even before normans were sporting it.

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>>148464737
Don't have such a pic senpai

Unless you mean that pic with the Languagez lookalike which I'll post tomorrow.

>>148465448
>can buy a fully functioning tank, jet-fighter and 4 types of armed helicopters
>car with forward facing shotguns and caltrops is too OP

If you own one of the storable vehicles (XLS, BeeJay XL, Washington, etc.) in the CEO vehicle menu, does it spawn your personally-modified one when you request it, or does it just spawn a generic model?

>>148466446
Generic model

>>148465595
>>148466302
You must be right, even if 90% people think is a nice haircut if you say so it must be shit. Thanks for sharing with us the absolute truth about haricut tastes

>>148465905
>>148466074
>>148466776
Holy shit you're so mad I don't like your gay haircut, so insecure lmao

>>148465905
>fuck is that, a hairstyle?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD-GmwwHY_0

>>148466776
I'm glad you agree that I'm right.

>>148466854
*tips receding hairline*

>>148466854
Which haircut are we talking about? Post a picture. We're on an image board you fuck.

>>148466865
christ, i'm sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95rfSIbhR0Q

>>148466749
Lame. I was thinking of turning a BeeJay into a cheapo offroader if the VIP menu would let me call it without having to replace my active PV.

Thanks for the input anon.

>>148467106
Hitler youth

>>148467251
That doesn't help me. I don't know what that looks like. Picture.

>>148467308
Google it if you care

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>>148466854
I don't have that haircut. That doesn't mean I sperg out whenever I see someone with it.
>>148467106
Hitler Youth

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>>148467405
That's not quite it. This is it.

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>>148467308
Undercut. Easy to hate on since its huge popularity in recent years. Possibly one of the best haircuts for almost everyone.

>>148467651
I don't hate it per se but when you usually see it it looks terrible, unlike the picture you posted. I'm talking about the Sam Pepper-esque paint brush look people seem to go for with it rather than that.

>>148467405
Oh yeah that's kinda gay.

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>>148464234
I'm sorry mate. Didn't know you'd be that salty over racially charged bantz

pls rockstar, russia/china only servers to keep those fucks away from the washed masses.

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Looks like a new mod menu is out, because got these teleporting faggots all over this lobby.

Here comes the Modders gimme free money plzzz""

>>148468607
>the washed masses
most of which will be exactly as dumbshit retarded ingame

>>148468725
>Here comes the Modders gimme free money plzzz""

Was it ever gone?

>>148460807
Even teen rated games have woohoo options.

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>>148468725
welcome to my end

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>>148469467
what the fuck happened to the image i selected

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>>148467651

Wish the chicks could get that cut, for maximum hipster dyke trash mode.

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"The seller got spooked!"
>Crate is now on the other side of the fucking map

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How many votes does it take to kick someone?
Because it seems strange when we as GTAG is the majority in a session, that we can't manage to kick the worst of shitters.

I_Watch_Credits
Applied for PC gtag

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>>148470028

>Doing crate runs solo in a full lobby
>Take a 3 crate job because I'm impatient
>It's the one with three separate individual crates
>Can only carry one at a time

On a scale from 1 to autistic, buying the same type of crates only eg. only bullion, only narcotics etc.

>>148470748
yes

>>148470748
How can you choose?
Or do you just wait?

>>148470435
Gotcha

>>148470748
incredibly

>>148470039

I guess it doesn't work. However
>comfy sessions without angry slavs
When?

Why do i keep getting empty lobbies?

>>148443968
Racecars are love, racecars are life. You should get a Banshee 900R in drift camo to.

>argue with russians
>have to dumb down my english severely or else they don't understand
truely the worst country with such a gross language.

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>not being a stylish motherfucker
baka desu senpai

>>148472351
>argue with americans
>have to dumb down my russian severely or else they don't understand
truely the worst country with such a gross language.

>>148472674
>that haircut
>that beard
>those glasses
>stylish

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>>148430489
wew

>>148472941
I poop on you kid

>>148472756
sorry i don't understand russian, i went for a much more respectable language :^)

>>148472756
t. Sergay
Calm down.

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Is there a mod that gives you a wanted level for wreckless driving/high speeding? I can't seem to find one.

>>148472674
i'm hard pressed to find a single thing about that whole picture that's stylish

>>148468163
What? The only times I've gotten RN requests are from people that I added years ago I never even speak to anymore. Its just weird when they send it out the blue

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You niggas taken your battlecage out yet today?

>>148474542
slut

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What have I done
I wonder what other mask hats/helmet combos look interesting.

>>148475271
that smushed face kinda makes it look like a sloth

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>>148430489

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Anyone else with a custom RE-7B find that on the stunt race 'Plummet' it just shoots away from the rest of the field on the straights? I usually win that race with a 30 sec time difference between me and second place.

I mean, not just being faster, but rediculously fast. Vid related. This was with catchup and slipstream on even. I'm going so fast they can't even latch on.

>>148476691
wouldnt the 811 and proto do better on that track due to the long straits?

>>148476940
Yeah beat dozens of 811s. I'm not claiming the RE7B is quicker on straights in general. But there's something about that track that makes it accelerate like a freak.

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Man, making webms is fun

>>148477262
well, watching them sure isn't

>>148476691
wait a minute, is multifive working well now? can i finally play with custom shit?

>>148471929
>drift camo
arguably the worst livery for that car.
Might as well have monster energy stickers all over it