/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age and Bioware General #964

>>146319687
But mommy doesn't have stretchmarks...

>>146319986
http://66.media.tumblr.com/b492c0b6c9d67e94fe58674cf975030e/tumblr_o77adhALVG1qdca7ao1_1280.png

Morrigan a worste.

>>146320136
This is not canon...

>>146320528
Leave

>>146320549
Prove it...

>>146320549
Make me.

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>>146320602
see pic

>>146320672
u suck

http://www.strawpoll.me/10558698
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>>146320602
Your tits aren't necessarily going to be laden with super grotesque stretchmarks just because you breastfeed.

>>146320938
>morrimommy's body still looks the same as it did right after birthing kieran
um take an anatomy class?

>>146319548
Use save editor, m8.

>>146321151
>thinking Morrigan didn't shapeshift into a cow to feed Keiran

We only see her at this point, not right after giving birth, and not all women get stretchmarks anyway.

>>146321640
>>thinking Morrigan didn't shapeshift into a cow to feed Keiran
really did NOT need to picture that

http://66.media.tumblr.com/0a4af7f7c46e4c7ba614ca4df42cd288/tumblr_o8n7wuodiI1vxq2keo1_1280.jpg

>>146321826
Can you at least warn us if it's nsfw? Pretty please?

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I expected more to be honest

>>146322172
If someone posts a link rather than just uploading the image, its probably safe to assume it isn't work safe...

>>146322172
Where's the fun in that?

>>146322473
>>146322596
Sorry guys. I always automatically click on things regardless of past experiences almost guaranteeing that it's gonna be a dongle, and it would be nice to just get a heads up.
Also, >>146321826
It looks like an std.

>>146322172
>expecting sfw for tumblr links
How new are you, sweaty?

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Good thread..!!

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. . .

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!

>>146326085
are you using dudley?

>>146326227
what's that?

>>146326310
nothin my duddeee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UH54roJBVU

>>146326085
what class you playin my man

>>146327268
fighter/mage

>>146327316
ah cool, sounds pretty gay mate, i can't respect that. are you having fun so far tho?

kpop pls

>>146327407
yeah it's pretty fun

>>146327601
nice man, you planning on going through dragonspear afterwards? and replace that fuck ugly viconia portrait already

>>146327834
>you planning on going through dragonspear afterwards
most likely, even though it's not supposed to be very good

>replace that fuck ugly viconia portrait already
with what?

>>146328126
her bg2 portrait or her dragonspear one

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Liara!

>>146331349
Fuckin' TASTY!

>>146332297
not as tasty as you.

>>146332974
Aw thanks

Don't you forget about me

>>146337135
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClmXPbOVAAEgoYv.jpg:large

>>146337418
Cute

I recently bought DAIII for PS4, and now, because I played Bad Company on PS3 years ago, it's saying my PSN is associated with another origin account. Am I fucked?

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>>146339070
>DA on consoles

Mm mm MM fry me up that cala MARI, yES

Origin is a cute yes, ohhh yes

>>146339070
Just make a new origins account?

>>146339070
>DAIII
>PS4
>Bad Company
Holy fuck, if this isn't bait then you really need to reexamine your life

I don't know what went wrong but I miss you every day and every night

>>146340958
10-chan, go away.

>win a horse race
>Cleaver offers Geralt a kiss
>can't accept
what the fuck.........

>>146345059
P gross senpai

>>146345301
those of you who can't appreciate mobster dwarf Thom... go to hell

>>146348565
ew

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>>146348605

>>146348775
meh

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>>146349032
?
My folder is too big to keep trying to find this stuff

>>146349659
How big is it

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What did he mean by this?

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>/meg/ is not among the living again

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>>146350974
too big

>>146352383
Please don't let them come here

>>146349659
yuck

>>146344268
What is 10-chan?

Eye love youuuu

What is it about feeling so bad that feels so good

>>146355561
The constipation-like feeling?

>>146355679
The feeling like when I lick along your lips

http://i.imgur.com/RpFVP3A.jpg

>>146355890
warning: gay shit
i think
well, actually, i don't even know what i'm looking at

>>146355928
sorry sis

>TRIGGER WARNING: shirtless cissexual human males
http://i.imgur.com/YtI1BKh.jpg

Whiny gays, so annoying

>>146356453
uh huh

>>146356129
I don't understand.

>>146356752
It's pretty self explanatory...

>>146356884
You should hook up with that guy who only posts his single reaction image of an ugly warden and throws around passive aggressive comments

>>146356969
I... really don't know who you're referring to?

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>>146357081
>"ugh, here the witcherfags/he/she/xhe goes again... "
>"What did you mean by that anon"
>"urgh... I don't have the patience to explain it"
Paraphrased

>>146356453
Yeeeeeeeeap

>>146357178
I think I've only seen that image posted once in the last monthe...

*coughs*

Anon come back. I don't want to have to argue with myself to keep us alive...

>>146358553
Shut the FUCK up slut!!!

>>146358793
Don't be mean...

>>146358878
I have to be mean... I'm a... SOLASWIFE

>>146359018
Oh nooooooooooooooooooo *crowd boos, hisses*

That was it.

Okay it's 13:35 am
You're tuned in with your main man Anon
This next one's gonna keep you warm on a cold cold night
So if you don't got a waifu just close your eyes and listen

Why are you guys such utter fags?

>>146359548
Hey fuck you faggot

>>146359380
>Okay it's 13:35 am
Its don't.

>>146359616
Just listen to the melodyyyyyy
Of my SOULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

um....... excuse me??

>>146356453
>tfw a literal faggot keeps insulting your Morri waifu because he's jealous
I'm both disgusted and disgusted

>>146359725
Just ignore him like you'd ignore kiki claiming she's a wlw

kiki backwards is ikik!!!

>>146359725
But gays love Morrigan for being sassy. It's wom*n who hate her out of jealousy.

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>female lead not some jock
>female love interest not some jock using his alpha charm to seduce some poor squid virgin
>no CIS white male
Fuck anyone here excited about Andromeda?

>>146360030
bout to fuck you in the ass

>>146359808
>implying you're not the OP
>implying you didn't make the "worst" poll
>implying it's not obvious what you're doing after posts like >>146356129
Dumb and degenerate at the same time

I'm going elbow deep into the next Anon that pisses me off

Sassy gays are actually the worst fucking people

>>146360167
No to two of those. Morri's my favorite character in the series actually but you can take your anger out on me if you must...

>>146360214
Only w**** like those things.

Yum yum where are my mum mums

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Aryan waifus

the fuck

Surprise me...

>>146360302
>But gays love Morrigan for being sassy. It's wom*n who hate her out of jealousy.
Next post
>Only w**** like those things (being sassy)
Congrats, you can't even pretend not to be an obnoxious, lying piece of shit for two posts

Fuck yeah

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Do you really think she would want you guys to fight because of her....
Well, maybe...

>>146362243

John C. McGinley

I had a nightmare....

>>146363434
Stop posting worst slut.

>>146365227
Go be gay somewhere else

>/meg/ dies
>/dag/ immediately becomes twice as cancerous
Hmmph

>>146365368
You can get any more cancerous than 100% unadulterated cancer, friendo.

>>146365470
can't, I mean

>>146365470
You can get tumours growing on top of tumours

>>146365470
Spotted the /meg/ refuse who's been shitting up the thread

Ssshhh.... sleep jetzt.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nYH3LWnLUM

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Choa - me
Shark - this thread

So what's your wish list for Andromeda crew? I'm thinking:

>gay Turian soldier with PTSD from reaper war
>FtM Asari seeking gender reassignment surgery
>human with shady past; joined the crew as an ultimate getaway plan
>genderfluid Krogan

>>146365857
I had no idea there were different versions of that song

>>146366809

>Some of them show zero reaction because they probably just didn't see it
Narrow eyed people confirmed for having bad vision.

>>146367674

It popped up in my recommended vids, didn't know it either.

>>146366880
Seeing how they've modeled their characters I've lost my appetite for any

>tfw dagbwg will remain ded when MEA comes out because a mass effect general already exists

Swtorfus!

>>146370391
> a mass effect general already exists
I wish all the newfags understood that instead of flooding /dag/ with garbage

>>146370637

What if I'm magically unbanned..?

>>146370869
/wtc/ and /mu/ exist as well. And look at this general.

>>146371081
ME gets posted a whole lot more

>>146371149
And actually related!

>>146371081
The sooner you understand that this place is an insignificant circlejerk regularly frequented by about 10 regulars who come here talk about their hobbies, the less you'll annoy everyone trying to make /dag/ into something it isn't

>>146371036
>>146371036
>>146371036
>>146371036
You can leave now

>>146371227
Run that by me again

>>146371284
Just go to your ghetto

>>146371391
I don't live in one

where da mommies at

>>146370975
And are you?

Steam sale... STEAM SALE!!

>>146371673

Didn't look yet. 2scared....

>>146371675

Not seeing it..

>>146371962
...in 6 hours!

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144th for Elvhen Glory
>>146360030
But renegade male Shepard is by far the best thing about Mass Effect
>>146365857
>not the Polish version
What is this bzdura...

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Snuggling by the fireplace...

>>146372965
I had a dream the other night where I actually agreed with a solaswife about something... and that dream has come true!!

>>146373108
Wow... Looks like astral projection is real after all...

>>146372994

The hell, what armor is that?

>>146373312
Looks like NG+ manticore with some blue dyes on the trousers

>>146373394
Correct

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Best Liara moment

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>>146375216
Every Liara moment is the best...

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>>146375216

I made breakfast!

>>146373394

Looks pretty weird desu, I prefer the original manticore one. I guess it won't hurt too much to just make legendary versions of the other parts and leave the chest the way it was.

>>146375735
Was it cereal or hasbrowns?

>>146375890
Neither... I didn't have any potatoes this time
Scrambled eggs with steak and onion

>>146375790
There's a mod to make it look like the regular vest http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/1551/?

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>>146375976
>having steak for breakfast

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>>146376075
Pic related, it's me

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>10

>>146376164
It's not the money that worries us, it's your body fat

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H-here I go! I still haven't leveled up yet

>>146379570
Enjoy dying 50+ times to the dungeon boss!

>>146379859
Literally everything one-shots me, but I've got Viconia equipped with Command, which seems to wreck shit

>>146380212
Mulahey (the mage you fight at the end) summons groups of skellys and kobolds on top of your party, it's a pain in the ass even on higher levels (like 3)

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>>146380459
You were saying :^)?

>>146381757
Hmph... Good job...

>>146381831
It wasn't too bad after I died the first time. I stunned and killed the mage guy, then had Xan use color spray to knock half the skeletons unconscious, then just cleaned up
I still haven't fucking leveled up

>>146382097
Well, BG1 only gets you to about level 8-10 depending on the class, it makes sense that the leveling is really slow. I remember there being really annoying mages in the area you exit the mines, watch out for them if you haven't met them yet...

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. . .

>>146382552
Also yes I am a massive pleb for using a save editor

>>146382630
>using a save editor
>>>/out/

Get out of my sight

>>146382552
>half-elf
>beard
REEEEEEEEEEEEE THAT IS NOT LORE ACCURATE

>>146382552
I hate the SoD UI so much
Anyway, regarding the 18's, that wasn't really necessary because you get a 18 CHA ring at some point in BG2 and there are tomes that increase your stats in BG1

>>146383280
I was just going to cheat and get a ~92 roll or something, but I changed my mind and went full plebeian

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>heard that Liara's dad becomes "sexy" if you drink at her bar
>see this
OH GOD WHY

>>146383451
And how is that worse than liara? Squids all look the same to me.

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HELP

>>146383769
The lipstick for starters

>>146383451
Welcome to bioware's definition of what tweens(and COD audience) in Bioware's mind consider sexy

>>146383451
she's actually kind of cute in ME3 imo

Forever banned...

>>146384920
why were you banned sweetheart

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She's so lovely...

>>146386528
What size?

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>>146386883
Probably about this big

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new MEA concept art

>>146387359
if that's a settlement that's actually pretty fucking neato

>>146387447
The bladeruner-like building looks a bit weird contrasted with the flamboyant fairy paradise nature but who knows, maybe this time Bioware will pull it off

>>146385085
Probably CP

>>146387183
Where can I get one?

>>146387905
The chubby male or the cup?

I don't know about you guys but I can't wait to pre-order Wallpaper Simulator: Space Edition

>>146387956
...cup

>>146388042
EA has trained you well

>>146388042
Don't forget the dlcs: Wallpapers Underground, Lush Jungle Scenery, and Impressive Skybox Shots

>>146388043
Probably at Starbucks

>>146388042
Um space engine is already out...

Summer sale started

>>146390045
Anything good?

>>146390123
Hotline Miami 2 is 75% off and the new Doom is 40% off
so not really

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClnoIQEXIAIV101.jpg

>get recommended something called "The Solus Project"
Must... resist...

>>146391052
The store won't even load for me

>>146391296
It keeps crashing for me too, took five minutes to reach the games I actually wanted to buy

Mmm.... Tee hee... Stop tickling me!

>>146391930
Is it the worms?

>>146392182
I wish I had a worm waifu

>>146392182
I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't compare my penis to a worm...

Is everyone ok after last night?

>>146392276
Worms are literal parasites, anon, you DO NOT want to waifu one
>>146392301
My bad...

>>146392409
What happened?

>>146392493
Last night's storm...

>>146392416
Hey, so are girls

>>146392557
Why are you shaking?

>>146392654
Quiet! Here comes the guard

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Who was less awful?

>>146392760
Mission

>>146391406
What did you buy?

>>146392718
This is where you get off. Come with me.

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>>146392416
>Women are not literal parasites

>>146392924
>This is where you get off. Come with me.
lewd!

>>146392760
>awful
Mission a cute. A CUTE.

>>146392881
>Shadowrun: Hong Kong
>Shadowrun Returns + some dlc for it
>Shadowrun: Dragonfall
>>146392924
Ah yes, we've been expecting you. You'll have to be recorded before you're officially released. There are a few ways we can do this, and the
choice
is
yours

>>146393109
14 years old...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk4L-fqdm3g

>>146393234
Cute =/= want to fuck

Also, intergalactic laws in a galaxy far, far away

>>146393209
good taste

>>146392760
Neeshka for all the banter in Ammon's haven
>>146393258
>all these reused PoE assets
I'm glad Obsidian is taking notes from Bioware.
I skimmed to the end and it seems the situation is similar to the Raedric's hold mission in PoE too.
>>146393426
Someone here recommended them to me a while ago...

>>146393541
>Someone here recommended them to me a while ago...
that's me desu
Returns is a bit underwhelming compared to the other two, but it's still not bad

>>146393258
Lantry...

Gendry...

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>>146394046
I'm sure everyone here is used to underwhelming games

>>146394525
Well Returns doesn't have the waifus or the pre-existing fandom of setting to carry it unlike DA2

>>146394606
Shadow run is like 20+ years old anon. There's even been some games before Returns

>>146394726
I saw Shadow Run porn before Returns was even announced...

>>146394726
Yeah I get that I just figured the majority of people playing Returns are CRPG fangs and not Shadowrun fans

How the fuck do I fix the bug where my Inquisitor has shinny as fuck hair? I have tried the mesh thing but didn't help at all.

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>>146391052
Actually, looks not bad at all, thanks for a tip, s*l*swife. Too bad I don't have a VR set, but oh well.

Whatchu buyin', /dag/?

>>146392760
Mission was "less awful" in her game by merit of the game mechanics: the game doesn't fuck Sneak Attack over against arbitrary lists of enemies (among which only elementals and ghostly shit actually make sense), and the fact that good TWFable ranged weapons are supported (d6 hit dice = ded in melee)

I consider both mandatory party members anyway though because traps and locks are everywhere in NWN2. Neither are truly awful since it's improbable you have other options for taking care of all the things a Rogue does unless you are one.

Do people who backed PoE get the expansion for free? I haven't looked into it

>>146392760
Shit, where the fuck have the little sister rogue characters been, Bioware? Did your supply dry up? I thought we had a fucking deal.

>>146395454
Only those who paid $165 and up
>>146395572
Leliana and Sera are supposed to be "little sister" characters because they're young and dumb

>>146395758
What a deal! I'm so glad I spent $60 on it...

>>146395063
There's a shader quality or something setting that determines hair shine

>>146395083
I'll check the sale out after I can load steam

>>146395083
I'm gonna buy Hotline Miami 2, maybe the Fallout 4 DLC and maybe something else

>>146395758
Leliana's not a rogue, and Sera's not a little sister anyone would ever ever ever want.

>>146396552
>Leliana's not a rogue
Anon...

>>146395978
Thank fuck. It was pissing me off during cutscenes.

>>146396552
>Leliana's not a rogue
/dag/ nowadays...

It's that time of the month...

>>146396925
Christmas??

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>10
So is /dag/, Pepe, so is /dag/

>>146396925
It's high noon...

>>146398791
22.01 according to my taskbar

So, how's Inquisition? I sort of enjoyed DAO and DAII, but don't feel like playing the Inquisition, so I'm looking for more opinions.

>>146398946
>using a 24 hour clock
lol?

>>146399019
>don't feel like playing the Inquisition

>>146399034
Sorry for not being so restricted

Steam... is... so... slow............

>>146399019
It's an MMO with some rpg--ish elements inbetween crinding

http://www.deviantart.com/art/Inamo-s-death-617137291
>have like 7 filters to keep shit like this out of my search for waifu fanart
>still keeps popping up
. . .

>>146399272
It's not like a MMO at all--it isn't actually massively multiplayer.

>your warden baby wont continue his supposed legacy/destiny
jesus christ, bioware just robbed us of an epic heros journey.

people would have instabought the next game if it was wardenbaby, they got the perfect relatable hero and they just fucking wasted him because "we need a plottwist, cant be too predictable".

>>146399663
What does Liara have to do with the Lion King?

>open /y/
>first two threads have "no vaginas" in the OP
>close /y/
. . .

>>146399959
I have no fucking clue. Sometimes there's some weird poorly drawn TMNT shit that pops up as well

>>146399925
>wanting to play as Kieran

>>146399670
I forgot "without multiplayer" part

I just had my first accident....first traffic related accident...

>>146400495

You don't?....

>>146401102
How many did you kill?

>>146401102
Didn't your mommy teach you not to /dag/ and drive?!

>>146401102
Did you level up?

>>146401102
whats the xp on a first kill?

>>146401102
I just want to suck on Morrigan's milk-filled witch tits

>>146400109
What did you actually expect?

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>>146401140

Zero... just some faggot cyclist crashed into me as I wanted to turn right. Kinda thought it would fit but apparelty he went up to sanic speed after I stopped looking without any cares and got bitchslapped by the side mirror.
Nothing really happened though, no damage but he was a bitch and still wanted to call the police.
Cyclists are the scum of the earth. I mean it's kinda my fault but..

>>146401682

That too

>>146400109
>walk into the epicenter of faggotry
>expect vaginas

>>146402262
I think that the implication is that tumblr shit like "trans" men are overrunning even /y/

>>146402043
>>146402262
They have to put it in the OP because some people (tumblr girls) still don't understand. You don't go to /h/ looking for futa.

MMM banh mi YES baby

>>146402103
>bitchslapped by the side mirror
Good riddance

>>146402747
were you in /fog/ earlier

>>146402103
>cycling when drunk
>cycling during nightime without lights on
>not sticking as close to the sidewalk as they can when there are no cycling routes
Cyclists are fucking suicidal

>>146402889
No, why? Do I have a banh mi brother?

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:3

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>>146402587
They see the easy road women get and want aboard

still tho

>>146403142
protip: she hates you if you fuck her before the end of the game

>>146402949
there was a big argument about sandwiches and someone mentioned banh mi

>>146403232
Damn, why can't we argue about tasty sandwiches in /bwg/?

>>146403232
I know, that bridge is already burned
She's still cute though, probably my favorite ME2 character together with Mordin

>>146403142
She's so cute...

>>146403340
it was mostly a European and an American arguing about whether hoagies are subs

>>146403340
It's a hasbrown and cereal land

>>146403525
Well, they are, hoagie and sub are just two different names for the same thing

>>146392760
Mission is just pointless, she gets introduced on the first planet and then does absolutely nothing for the rest of the game apart from a dumb short quest with her brother.
Neeshka is unironically a better waifu than any Bioware waifu, and she's not even really romanceable.

>>146403589
i know what you're trying to do...

>>146403628
>the protagonist goes back to live with her and Khelgar if he/she doesn't romance the MotBfus and/or isn't evil
Loved you the most

ZTD leaked, spoilers will be everywhere soon...

>>146403671
Trying to get everyone hungry so they make sandwiches and we can have a sandwich competition

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>>146403628
>Neeshka is unironically a better waifu than any Bioware waifu
Um

young thug.......

Who wants eggs?

>>146404756
What kind?

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>>146404756
>egg

>>146400109
>/y/ is and has always been 99% female
>/y/ is and has always been utter shit
Hmm...

>>146403628
Questions, questions. Go ahead, I'm all horns.

>>146404915
Any kind you want, sweetie. I can mix scrambled eggs with potatoes if you'd like.

>>146404971
I laughed very hard at this

>>146404971
Eggs are the most versatile food in the world

>>146405185
>I can mix scrambled eggs with potatoes if you'd like.
In a tortilla?

>>146405195
Newfriends...

Using controller mod for ME1. Not even 10 second in and it feels more natura.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/264710/
is liara in this game?

>>146405051
>the part where she impersonates Elanee and Khelgar
Great voice actress

>>146405464
I should really get around to playing NWN2 sometime

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>>146403628
>instantly adores you for being the only person in the world who is nice to her
>becomes adorably catty the moment another woman shows up in the party (who is a shitty aloof stalker treefucker), even just for looking at you
>cannot romance her
>can only romance the wooden stalker she hates, even though Neeshka came first and everything and needed to be loved
I will never stop being hurt by this.

>>146405271
Sure. Do you want cheese? Maybe some cherry tomato slices?

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>>146405440
Azure...

>>146405413
>Not even 10 second in
ESTABLISHING SECURE CONNECTION

Seriously though, why would you use a controller in a shooter?

>>146405671
this is a blue board...

>>146405774
Do 10+ playthroughs and you understand.

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>Not interested in a single SS offer except for the games I bought already
Every time.

>>146405950
>10+ playthroughs
DA2 poster?

>Android KotOR port somehow supports my chinese knockoff bluetooth gamepad
>Don't have to play with touch
Thank CHRIST
Were bt controllers even common when this port came out? There isn't even a standard, it's amazing that everything mapped to things.

>>146406062
Good, we can spend more time together on /dag/ then!

>>146406090
You wish.

>>146405649
Cheese is good but I'm allergic to tomato

>>146406202
...Why would I wish that?

>>146406463
I dunno.

Either way, I like to restart things multiple times. Sue me.

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>Doom already 40% off
rofl

>>146406192

Yay..!

I'm fucking melting

>>146406627
...Why would I want to sue you? You aren't making much sense...

>>146407074
Eh-heh. Right. W-why would you? N-nothing wrong has been done! Yes-sirree

Wan too

Eating big american sandwiches with Taeyeon...

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>discover that Cerberus literally killed children to create a biotic superhuman
>Miranda still antagonizes Jack, a victim of Cerberus' experiments, and thinks that Cerberus didn't do anything wrong
The more I think about it, the more this companion "crisis" makes me dislike Miranda

>>146408476
It's okay. It just proves you're not a bioware writer

>>146408476
>we want the Morrimancer audience

>>146408476

So the appearance change only occurs when you are acting evil right? But iirc the lore behind it is that if shepards acts too differently from his former self his bionic shit disfunctions and makes him look weird.
But what if original shepard was already evil... shouldn't doing good things make you look weird instead..?

>>146408910
What

>>146409017
The stress from being evil makes your scars not heal properly or something

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>>146408846
Thing is, her defense of Cerberus would be way less stupid if they showed them actually doing anything good (other than resurrecting Shepard)
>>146408910
They failed!

>>146409215
Mean dark haired girl with sex appeal...

>>146409260
Blueberry!!!!

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>start playing an Infinity-Engine-descendent game
>something is *slightly* incorrect by PnP rules and seems easily fixable
>close game, root through 2DAs to see where problem script is, decompile and reverse-engineer some fuckface's sourceless scripts, touch it up, start several new games testing
>while you're at it you might as well go and fix some other stuff
>and make some of the plainer more undesirable classes and feats slightly more interesting and niche-creating, not because you're using them but because it bothers you that they're in the game being useless options next to the ones you did pick, that you MIGHT hypothetically someday in the future want to represent on a character
>it's been days since you've played the game now and don't remember what you started with
I bet I can start collecting free autismbux if I show my NWN folder to a doctor

>>146409304

So who do you mean..surely not Miranda...

>>146409391
You'd fit right in with the NWN1 modding community

>>146409260
Romanced Morri, Blueberry, Isabela and Cass. Fuck this pic.

>>146409827
You're a real patrician anon

DA:O - Morri
DA2 - N/A
DA:I - N/A
ME1 - N/A
ME2 - Jack
ME3 - N/A

>>146409827
>trends are deterministic

>>146403628
>>146405642
There's apparently a widely-used restoration mod for Neeshka's cut romance content, fully voiced. It's included in a big romance pack now. I have no idea whether it's quality or not.

>>146410390
Well, there's nothing we can do about canon romances being the best romances in bioware games.

>>146410329
DA2 - Isabella

>>146411005
>Can't even spell her name right
Men. *sighs*

>>146410415
I used it. It adds only one scene before the big battle for Crossroads Keep. It's alright, I guess, the voice acting is pretty shit though.

>>146411095
It's mostly right, right? Sheesh!

>>146411095
The extra 'l' is for lovely...

DA:O - Morrigan
DA2 - Merrill
DA:I - Cassandra
ME1 - Liara
ME2 - Liara
ME 3 - Steve