Mass Effect General - /meg/ - MEG

First for gay Turian, FtM Asari and genderfluid Krogan squadmates.

>>146371036
>Friendly reminder MEG is a HETERO-only thread.
Thread dead at OP. Good job.

>>146371036
>HETERO-only
What are you, gay?

Welp.

>>146372360
Just keep on trucking until the tripfag cancer wakes up

6th for Vorcha squadmate

>>146372760
I never sleep

wew

>>146374646
ewe

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>dying during american high traffic time
truly these are the end days

>he literally made a photo of it instead of a screenshot
also looks like theyre doing that ass-shake nigger dance

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>dying at 0300 AM

What the fuck, MEG?

>>146377638
E3 delivered the killing blow,

Bitches don't know about my new computer. Jesus Christ it's fast, I'm used to my battered old Hp pavilion dv6 from 2011, this thing is great!

Too bad I took the screen from an even older computer, it's a little flickery when I see it from the edge of my vision. And it's almost perfectly square, so things tend to be a bit stretched. But I love it all the same. Now let's see If I can run the ME games! Well I should be able to, but I'm still anticipating something going wrong.
I'm very happy so far, although I'll have to buy a small extension cord, the cords the computer and screen came with are awfully short.
It's so nice buying something new. And I managed to get the 2GB version of the 750ti for only 20 sek more than what the 1GB one cost. That's about equivalent to a bag of candy here in Sweden.

>>146375887
Death comes for /meg/

>>146371335
When they say 'genderfluid' I think of a really disgusting mix of lube, semen and various sexual excretions.

>>146377849

Good stuff. I'm thinking of getting a new computer myself after skatteåterbäringen and my salary from work.
I'll have to see when AMD finally releases the RX480.

>>146377849
happy for you, eddrf.
I remember when I got a new PC when I still played WOW, what a fucking difference it made.

>>146378108
Neoto, what is your current computer like?
I got my skatteåterbäring pretty recently, it's faster if you register an account on skatteverket.
I was considering an amd card, but decided against it due to the cost. I bought my desktop on Komplett, I can recommend them thoroughly if you're looking for a retailer. Their customer sevice is great.

Thought about buying fallout 4, but it really is expensive especially with the DLC and all. I could buy a new screen for that amount! Well a new one at least, but there are used ones around for cheap of course.

>>146378292
Thanks WG. Yeah it really made a difference, It's so much faster than my poor old HP laptop. And it doesn't sound like a jet engine if I try playing a game more demanding than pac man.
Oh jeez, I leaned in to compare how much sound it makes while shitposting and listening to music (nearly no sound.) but I hit my head on it.

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>>146378646
>Oh jeez, I leaned in to compare how much sound it makes while shitposting and listening to music (nearly no sound.) but I hit my head on it.

nothing is broken?

why would anyone make fucking photos of it almost 2 weeks after the trailer got shown?

>>146375887
It's 10 am, the needs have yet to wake

>>146378646

It's not bad, I can still play most games at high settings, but some games like The Witcher 3 requires something better than the current GTX670 I've got now.

I did my taxes through Skatteverkets website, which included typing in your bank account numbers, but I still haven't gotten them. I think I need to get in touch.

I'm thinking of using Inet, they're pretty good. My brother bought his new computer there, so I know they get the job done. Plus, they send Pingvinstänger with every box, so...

>>146379194
NEETS, rather.

>>146379194
we died last "night", which was 15 1/2 hours ago. last post was at 1 a.m. CET then, that should be around 7 p.m. New York time.

>>146377849
whenever I hear genderfluid I always think of a dirty test tube filled with pink carbonated mystery slime

>tfw redownloading Skyrim
Why do I keep doing this to myself?

>>146379717

Ed?
Sometimes I feel like downloading it. Make a female orc, maybe, or just marry one, but that feeling disappears pretty fast when I realize how many mods I need to download aswell to make the game fun.

>>146379717
I do not know. also I still have it installed but haven't finished it yet, neither the main quest (which is easy as shit) nor the two expansion packs. it's so fucking frustrating that you need to personally hit and kill shit in vampire form to bring skills up and your fucking companion always steals the kills but you can't survive without her as low level vampire

>>146378937
Nah, except my pride everything is intact.
I opened it up to see if it survived shipping and I got the impression that everything was fastened in place pretty good.

>>146378937
No idea, maybe he's out of the loop and thought he stumbled upon a scoop.

>>146379246
My friend bought his computer there, in parts though. I think I could handle building a computer, but I feel I would fuck it up somehow so I bought mine using Komplett PC.
Fuck, now I want a pingvinstång or two. Häxvrål a best.

>>146379840
Nope. But I know that feel too. On the 360 I have tried making new characters and testing new playstyles at times, but I get bored with it pretty fast. Mods would make it more fun of course, but a polished turd is still a turd.
I think the biggest issue is the constant draugr dungeons. It's just repetive, and leveled loot ensures what you get is almost always shit.
Some female orcs are pretty qt though.

>>146379484
Oooh, I wasn't around for that

>>146380370

I'm pretty sure you can ask them to build your for you at Inet. Or maybe that was Webhallen.
It costs slightly more, but you won't have to fuzz around with putting it together. On the other hand, you don't get to choose where to put everything.

Fuck, now I almost feel like making a qt stealthy orc.
One of the things that really bug me about the game, is the fact that race means next to nothing. You might start out with more or less magicka, or have certain racial spells, but no more than that. Orcs should have a bonus to strength and blacksmithing, Redguards should have a bonus to one-handed swords and archery, Nords to two-handed weapons and light armour (and strength, I think), and so on. But they removed attributes entirely, not to mention 'streamlining' the skills.

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>>146380931
*build your computer

>>146381057
stop posting this ;_;

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>>146381235

I hope we get someone like Ashley in Andromeda. She's a 'strong woman' done right, I think. Aside from the comment with Wrex about women in the military, she doesn't shove it in your face that she's a woman, nor does Bioware tell you she's a strong woman by having men make comments about her being a woman like in so many other series.

Huh, apparently Chris L'Etoile wrote her. He's a good writer, I wonder what he's doing now.

>>146381965
I hope we get more strong coloured women.

Another good video from Kurzgesagt.
>https://youtu.be/dGiQaabX3_o

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I'm playing through me3 for the first time since release and i hardly remember anything and holy shit is it bad.

I only just got past the mars mission and it's night and day how shit the writing in this game is.

>alliance. """""Counsellor""""" literally just says "what do we dooo?" like a fucking 6 year old
>there's noticeably less times were you use dialogue wheel
>the reapers just leave the mass relay wide open for anyone to leave the sol system
>the data pads on mars were seemingly written by a 13 year old YouTube commentor

What ethnicity is Ash supposed to be, anyway?

>>146383378

Mix. Kaidan, too.
I like to think she's from the mediterranean area. Italian, Spanish. Or maybe from South America.

>>146383032
nobody cares

>>146383535
I'm getting latin wibes, but the access doesn't exactly fit

>>146383680
>but the access doesn't exactly fit

I have no idea what that means.

>>146383032
yeah there are so many glaring holes in the story, like, why attack fucking earth instead of the citadel?
>inb4 emotional attachment for the player
so why don't they let the nazis attack america in every single war game then and why does it play in europe instead?

>>146384020
ACCENT. Mildly drunk, okay!

>>146384151

Oh! I see. Yeah, she speaks with a mid-western American accent like most people in Mass Effect. She also has an English surname, so maybe her father's natively English-speaking, or maybe her mother didn't take her husband's surname.

>Masked man involved in German cinema shooting just moments ago.
How big of a guy are you, WG?

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>>146384596
it wasn't me. I'm 1,87m
>the left media's face right now

>>146385021
You're a big guy for me ...

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>>146384596
>>146385407
>trying this desperate to banepost

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>>146385870
Guilty as charged. Have a dancing MEW.

>>146386529
does she ever do anything but dancing?

>>146386664
Act

>>146386830
debatable

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Page nine.

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Waifus in shiny latex!

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Boston Dynamics does it again.
>https://youtu.be/tf7IEVTDjng

That gyro-stabilized claw, man.

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>>146389615

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This would kind of look like Ashley if you made her eyes brown. Would that be possible with photo-editing software?

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>>146389169

Waifu butts!

>>146380931

It was more expensive buying the components on Inet, and ordering assembly than it did on Komplett. And I had never ordered anything from Inet, but had ordered several things from Komplett before.

I agree with skyrim, what really hurts it is that you can do anything at anytime. You can't be a thieves guild guy who doesn't like the brotherhood. You can't hate the thives guild and dismantle them. You can be the head honcho of everyone at anytime. Except the empire and stormcloaks. Race really should have mattered more, not just stats but storywise too. An elven stormcloak should have harder initiation rites, and face prejudice. An ork should have more lines when dealing with strongholds.
Skyrim was way too simplified.

>>146381057
It's a shame we never got that Ash in the games.
Although ME1 and 2 Ash were great too.

>>146391193
>Race really should have mattered more, not just stats but storywise too. An elven stormcloak should have harder initiation rites

That's what really gets me, too. A high elf joining the Stormcloaks? Get the fuck out of here.

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>>146390834
Ten trillion years in gimp.
It would help if I remembered what shade of brown Ashley's were.

who's the worst waifu, besides rock bottom tali ?

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>>146391740

I like it! Thanks!
Here eyes are here: >>146377638
It's about the same as yours, I think.

Would waifu the shit out of her.

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>>146391948
Trashley a tranny TRANNY!

>>146391948
>>146392014
She's not a lesbian!

>>146391935

It's subjective.

>>146392040
no shit, she gives Sheploo the D several times a day

>>146391935
Liara

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>>146392040

I'd post more canon Ashley, but there's not much out there. Most artists tend to be faggoty dykes.

>>146392289
why is shepard hugging a crater?

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>>146392478
this guy gets it

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>>146392478

He loves that crater, man,

>>146391935
you're waifu

>>146392597
Get out of here, Wayne

>>146391948
>stealng yet another waifu

AWG pls

>>146393052
>stealing

WG pls PLS
Just putting in the tip.

ashleyd romance last time I played, not regretting a thing

>>146393665
At least you didn't romance Jack

>>146393665

Good man, I think that's a great romance.

steam summer sale

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Bumping to keep alive.

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>>146396745

Need to get off page ten.

>>146396898

I'd like to get off on Miranda, nawm sayin'?

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>>146396898
>She will never be fertile.

>>146397987
Low, man. Low.

http://orig09.deviantart.net/1f27/f/2016/175/3/4/mass_effect_comic_page_by_commanderjinx-da7h4iw.jpg
I don't even...

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>>146400187

G-go on.

>>146400452
>A page from a mass effect comic I'm working on, there are still details that need to be finished but this is pretty much the final product. It's really weird. I hope you enjoy!

also wanted to link
http://www.independent.ie/sport/soccer/euro-2016/euro-2016-fanzone/the-latest-prank-by-irish-fans-has-turned-the-lille-town-square-into-a-gigantic-foam-party-34824716.html

yesterday, but the thread was gone.

>>146400651

HROJ HROJ HROJ HROH !!

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>>146400651

Stop dying, pls.

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>>146394050
IRISH CONFIMRED FOR BT IN HUGHMON DISSGUIZE

>>146402687

Whoops, didn't mean to quote.

>>146402759
I don't regret that asteroid

>>146404604
I will now always think of that sexbot story from a few threads back every time a picture of EDI is posted

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>>146404723

I don't think I remember that one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gOWCVfnN-E

I like the concept, but it needs improvement.
>http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/168060#search=Mass_Effect

>>146404927
see
>>145883182
>>145883443
>>145883683
>>145883936
>>145884680

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>>146400187
what the fuck

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Heh, does the graphics card even work without having a display connected to it? I connected the Vga cable to the motherboard's outlet instead of the GPU. Does it make a difference? I feel as though the intel integrated graphics were used instead of the substantially beefier GPU.

>>146405683
>tfw no qt robo gf.

Reminds me of this thing I wrote for /egg/

can someone post the SHREK?

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I got a desire to replay all three games, help me decide what to play.

Post ending in 1 decides gender and backstory
Post ending in 3 decides class
Post ending in 5 decides romance
Post ending in 7 decides renegade or paragon (or both)
Dubs picks anything that hasn't been rolled.

Obviously this will be how I go through all three games.

>>146407972
Ha! I'm so happy, what a difference it made now that it's actually using the GPU rather than the integrated graphics! Een with the integrated graphics it was substantially better than my laptop Which says something about the age of that poor thing. but now with the VGA cable in the right spot, it's beyond what I could've imagined!

>>146408497
Shrek?
Shiala is probably the closest we got to a shrek.
Oh right, the neo-asari shrek shoop! I'm afraid I don't have it, but I'm sure someone else has.

>>146405683

Oh, right that one. It's pretty fuckin' weird.

>>146409216

I think he means the edited picture of the asari from the Andromeda trailer.

>>146409457
I realized that when I was filling out the captcha, that's what I meant by neo-asari. Does she have an 'official' moniker or a name that most people use?

>>146409612

Oh, sorry, I didn't see that part of the post.

>>146409681
No worries, I miss things too.

>>146400187
Author should be wiped out of the existence

I wonder if Androphobia will go back to the 80s sci-fi B-movie hammy, upbeat atmosphere of ME1 or if they'll try to pander to the HBO audience and go full grit and grimdark.

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>>146410051

>>146410551
It will be neither of those, it will be geared toward casuals who don't play games and aren't going to play it, and feminists who don't play games.

>>146409206
male war hero
soldier
jack
renegade

>>146410580
Not like this, no

>>146410736
>jack
To bad she didn't get a proper romance in the 3rd game.

>>146409206

Male war hero.
Ashley.

>>146409206
Ruthless Earthborn Infiltrator
no waifu
no touchy feely Paragon stuff
she's nuclear
she's wild

I wish I could wipe my memories of Mass Effect and play it again to get those fresh feels. I miss them.

>>146411893
We all do.

I still remember those times, my first time seeing Saren betray Nihlus, the first time telling the council to eat my dick, it's all lost though.

>>146411893
You're too jaded and cynical to be able to enjoy it like you did then.

'night /meg/

>>146413383
sweet dreams, don't let BT catch you

Friendly reminder there is no escape.

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>>146411893
>wanting to relive the giant disappointment of an ending
shiggydiggy

>>146414224
not him, but it's not that traumatic if it's you first time and you put on extended cut dlc

Hey /meg/. After years of putting Mass Effect off I finally sat down and did a fully run of the trilogy and I have to say it was a great experience. I went through as paragon vanguard but I'm already gearing up to do the trilogy all over again to see what I missed. I'm not sure that I won't be burnt out by the end of the second run however, and I wanted to know if any of you guys had input into what would give me the most different experience. I was thinking either infiltrator+renegade or soldier+"neutral"(no paragon or renegade dialogue options allowed). I was also considering playing as female the second time around, but I've gotten so used to Meer as Shepard that switching feels odd.

go with infiltrator, try renegade this time, change your character background(it's not very much but a small detail is always welcome,) try new romance, do the side quests
you can try femshep but I'd too choose normal shep for my 2nd trilogy run(I did femshep after 5th or 6th run)

>>146414224
I think he just meant the first game, ie the only good one.

this >>146415172 is for >>146414553

>>146414224
>pic
You got me triggered by that whore, good job

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>>146416906

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>>146416906
why does she trigger you?

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>>146416906
>whore
dont insult mommy

>>146417395
pls

Don't die.

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>>146420591

>>146420591
I don't want to die, that's for sure.

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>>146421001

Good man.

>they reverse engineered the Widow to make it possible for non-augmented people to use it
>the only known anti-materiel rifle other than the Javelin, both of them made by the geth collective, and the Krysae created by the turians
>no one outside of the geth and the turians has anti-materiél rifles

>>146421205
>you will never own a sexbot because they won't work properly in your lifetime
maybe convert to hinduism and hope for reincarnation in a latter life?

>no fic about Wrex and futa Liara bullying Ashley
Life has no meaning.

>>146423514
better if you just end it

>>146423514
Better write it.

>>146423514
go and write it

>>146423514
go and just end it

>>146423514
better write end it just

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Page ten.

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>>146430014

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>>146430184

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>>146430791

>>146430184
thought that watermark was a cumstain
night meg

>>146431529

I'd be okay with that.
'Night.

you're waifu noticing your arousal as you relax on the couch?
waifu gets casually up before settling herself on your lap, then grinding her butt on your erection. slowly and smoothly.

>>146430184

Why would you watermark a traced painting of an in-game screenshot?

Why do DA autists always assume that their artwork is OMG SO AWESOME that everyone is going to want to rip them off?

Why is it always that the shitty artwork that gets watermarked? Are crappy artists just that full of themselves that they need to do it to feel important?

>>146431695

Yes. While she's wearing a loose dress or skirt, with a smirk on her face as she looks into one's eyes.

>tfw I found out you cant buy the DLC on Steam
This is fucking retarded
Can I pirate the DLC and apply it to my legal game?

>>146437395

I believe so. If not you can always apply it to a pirated base game.

>>146437395
ME1 also doesn't have controller support. WHY

I HAD TO PLAY THROUGH THE TRILOGY ON 360.

Not that I mind, but FUCK

>>146435535
Why don't the asari need full face protection?

>>146431695
I am waifu? Noticing my own arousal?

Dead waifus?

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>>146430184
>>146396745
Anyone else think that Ash was actually pretty decent Waifu material?
>Spehss mahreen
>Loves old literature
>Has pretty /pol/ outlook on things
>A tough-as-nails woman who doesn't feel like too much of a "grrrl power" character.
Probably not a perfect waifu, but still pretty good

>>146439741
That's only fair.

>>146440246
I spent all of ME1 having pleasant conversations with her and then ending them with the most insulting option available. Then I left her to die on Vermire. Shit was so cash.

>>146440246
Ashley's an extremely decent and valid waifu.

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>>146432603

>huge unnecessary watermarks

>>146409206
Male Sole Survivor Colonist
I guess >>146411513 decided class
Romance Ashley, then dump her for Tali
Mostly Renegade, Paragon when renegade seems too harsh

In case dubs:
Save council
Kill Racni Queen
Destroy Collector base
Always punch that reporter bitch
Give away legion

>>146435535
>that shitty trace

someone post the close up image of just liaras eyes please

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>>146453074

WHOA

So I'm playing through the series for the first time and I'm on ME1, is the Mako supposed to be really shitty?

I managed to explore two of the non-story planets before I wanted to blow my fucking brains out. All the planets are vast empty shitholes with absolutely nothing interesting on them.

Is landing on the planets necessary or can I safely ignore it?

>>146431695
Oh baby.

>>146435535
What enviroment require a facemask, but still alows you to walk barefooted.
Is she a foamsl*t?

>>146448626
It's very hard to take any of those characters seriously when they're dressed like that.

>Brexit
nice, wish we could vote about ANYTHING as well.

>>146459758
that was a long break. just no one posting or were the servers down?

>>146461376
>What enviroment require a facemask, but still alows you to walk barefooted.
underwater maybe?

>Is she a foamsl*t?
less lewd pls

>>146461376
>What enviroment require a facemask, but still alows you to walk barefooted.
Atmospheric pressure neutral gas?

>Brexit
I blame the autist

>>146461981
That's a good point.

>>146461837
Indeed. I feel public votes should be more common.

>>146448626
ahahaha, ashley looks like a mongol rapechild while Femshep is the picture of a pure aryan waifu.
I like this picture

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I heard from streamer that they believe Mass Effect: Andromeda will eventually be cancelled because people keep leaving the project. Also, because they have some insider information that doesn't look good for the project.

Are they bullshitting or is it really looking like it'll be cancelled?

>>146466609
Gib sauce then

FUCKING JELLYFISH

>>146467512
They didn't give any. All I've see about people leaving so far are the Editor and Development Director.

>>146468275
Yes thats old news, but it being cancelled sounds like pure bullshit

Happy midsummer people.
Which waifu is best at små grodorrna around the gigantic fertility idol?

>>146466609
My friend heard from his dad that your mom is a whore. Catching my drift, bro?

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/meg
What if i tell you that Tali is real?

>>146469341
you got 24hrs daylight atm? How is the weather up north?

>fertility idol
definitely not Miranda

>>146468275
Didn't the lead writer leave too?

>>146469692
Nah, I'm south of stockholm so it's not like that. Although the nights are very bright. Up north the never sets though. Until winter, then it gets very very dark.

>>146469606
If that's her then I'd pass.

>>146469692
That's why you dance around it.

>>146466609
if they've already developed a bit of multiplayer they'll probably still stick to that but skip the singleplayer and story. which probably wouldn't be such a bad idea...

but then you're just spreading ungrounded rumors.

>>146469606
then I'd call you a liar. there is a softcore pornstar called Talia Shepard though.

Redpill me real quick about why you guys hate Synthesis so much

>>146471612
>redpill me
fuck off

>>146469341
Liara, Samara, Ashley, Jack and Kelly can all actually bear children, although Liara's will be more sameface asari, Samara's will be that + psychotic STDs, and Jack hardly could be called a fertility goddess with that skeleton frame. Tali is literally built for missionary sex solely for procreation, but the possibility of interspecies children seems unlikely with quars.

>>146471713
Bulletpoint me?

Would Shepard be in favor of whatever Brexit's equivalent in Mass Effect would be?

>>146471930

Mass Effect Brexit is most likely what caused the quarians that will almost certainly be in Andromeda to leave the Flotilla and go there.

>>146471930
he can be in favour for the all equal sunshine and rainbow multiculti paradise(e.g. Synthesis)

>>146471612
It's a stupid ending. And it has no foundation in the lore. The destroy ending could be an built in destruct signal, the control ending is simply you hijacking the reaper's systems. The synthesis ending? Space magic. There's no explanation, except that everyone is green and for some reason some green goop is enough to transform all beings into glowy circuit people. And edi is affected, how did the space magic know to make Edi's body green and not the normandy? your toaster? your car? It's never explained.

>>146471767
Tali really has it all, cute tits, wide hips and legs that are pre-bent for hooking around ones waist. But she's a different species so either adoption, insemination or horrifying hybrid abominations are the only ways you and hr will have biological kids.
But I guess gene engineering is so commonplace in ME that one could modify the embryo to look a little like the 'father' within the constraints of her species.

>>146440246
>>Has pretty /pol/ outlook on things

Not really.

>>146461837
>nice

Britain leaving the EU is a good thing to you?

>>146471767
>Samara's will be that + psychotic STDs

That's not how Ardat-Yakshi works.

>>146471612
>>146471860
what right do you have to make such a monumental decision for all the galaxy?
how can you tell (ingame as Shepard) that that isn't just a ruse by the catalyst? why should you believe it (as ingame character, not as player)?
Compare it to control: if you go for control you have all the wisdom and knowledge of the reapers and you should be able to STILL decide afterwards to test out synthesis and then let everyone decide if they want to do it or not.
then there's the problem of who propagates the endings, Anderson wants the reapers destroyed, the illusive man wants them controlled, Saren wants synthesis. who would you follow? who would you believe?
if you choose destroy instead, you're done once and for all, reapers are dead, well so are all geth and EDI, but who the fuck cares? they're machines, fuck them.

>>146471612
its the literal meme-ending to see who is retarded enough to pick synthesis.
if you choose synthesis you are fullfilling the reapers wish and all you did thoughout the games you did for nothing.
you basically just had to side with saren in ME1 to get synthesis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC2liU3cFR8
>tfw no busty psi waifu.

>>146471556
Multiplayer is shit though.

>>146475059
debatable

>>146475059
The casual plebs love their tucked on multiplayer in storydriven games

>>146474343
Pretty neat film.

>>146472371
Ardat-Yakshi is basically space Zika

>>146472113
That's really too bad. I never picked Synth ever and few of my friends did either, but I feel like it could add some really interesting lore if it was handled properly. But hey, story of Bioware.

>>146472113
If Tali was hellbent on having Shep's kids, some kind of modified insemination wouldn't be off the table and doesn't at all feel out of place in Mass Effect.

Would that mean the first child born on Rannoch would be a half-caste? From Shepard?

>>146472442
Well when it's put that way, it sounds really fucking stupid. So Synthesis is basically completing Saren's master plan, after all this time?

Saren always wins.

>open up the shop
>/meg/ already dead

just fuck me up senpai

>>146472243
Her outlook is basically a numale fantasy.

>>146476290
Dont want to see that deformed abomination, propably dies after a few days anyway. Tali is gonna kill herself after that because she cant deal with the horrors she set into the galaxy.

>>146476586
>shop
what do you sell?

>>146476290
Pls don't bait eddy into writing something he'd regret.

>>146476797

video games

>>146474343
>Tricia Helfer as Kali
recognized her right away

>>146477138
oh it's you. what's the top-seller right now? new Pokemon?

>>146477235
your mom

>>146476815
I'm just saying, what if the quarians enacted another period of "breeding incentives" to repopulate Rannoch? They've done that in the past when Flotilla fertility rates were low, and now they have a whole planet to fill.

They'd have to hurriedly pair people up and heavily imply that they should have kids for the good of the race.

auntie raan being paired up with a young inexperienced guy and walking him warmly through his first breeding session?

admiral xen forced to "degrade" herself by having what she views as "casual sex" which is beneath her, but not to be outdone by anyone, forces her partner to fuck her at least five times?

>>146477235
OVerwatch and Doom, mostly. New pokemon doesn't drop til the end of the year I believe. Right now everyone is just selling us Xbones and PS3s.

We also sell retro games, which are always going like crazy.

>samefagging this much
so pathetic

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>>146478031
what are you talking about

Let's get down to brass tacks. Who should voice femRyder? Someone experienced in vidya VA? Or someone new? Should she have a huskier voice, a higher pitched voice, maybe an accent option like in DA:I?

A bad actor really kills m incentive to play as a certain gender. I played F4 as a girl just because her performance was leagues beyond the guy. Plus I believe it was Jack's VA.

>>146478121
look at the time, it must be the autist, usually comes around at this time, just woke up.

>>146478314
You'll have to be more specific than "the autist," anon

>>146478314
what posts are you even referring to? besides, there is not one femshep post

>>146478314
A lot of people in America woke up hours ago. You know, the biggest demographic of users on this site?

Why don't you add something to the discussion instead of complaining?

I hope they add more variety to the cabin music.

how is this general still alive

>>146480236
because europeans bump it while americans neglect it

>>146480236
you mean a general to a game series that just got another game announced? wew, wouldn't know.

Will you wait for reviews for ME:A, or will you buy it Day 1/midnight/pirate it and go in blind?

read the reviews

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>>146481928
I am just waiting to preorder that marvelous work of art. Hopefully EA will be making alot of promotional Versions with each including another DLC. I am only used to top releases and true marketing strategies from EA, so I have no prolem preordering it. I am also sure EA will have enough servers ready for the launch, because always on is so 2016.
EA surely learned from ME3 and will only make DLC that add to the game and dont cut out things that were already in the game.

All in all you would be a fool not to trust EA, they care for their customers.

>>146482406
Here's the real question: would you buy a statue of femRyder?

http://orig15.deviantart.net/7ff3/f/2016/176/e/f/jack_from_mass_effect___nude_by_shinyfighters-da7l354.png

>>146481928
I already pre-preordered copies for myself, my wife's son and my bull.

This must be what hell is like

or maybe purgatory

>>146481928

Will read reviews, will not buy regardless.

>>146482273
what reviews?

>>146491707
>turret fun
>rannoch
how was that fun? fucking useless sequence

>>146491707
Eddrf, will you don armor and take a picture with some nice words below, like Deus Vult?

>>146492223
I got triggered when a geth missile passed through the fucking shuttle because the doors were open on both sides

>>146494323
oh the screenshot is from that mission. I thought that was from the reaper takedown sequence in the final rannoch mission where you fly from the reaper and shoot it but then shepard decides to make that stand instead and they stop and let you out of that geth vehicle to take it down by orbital strike.

>>146495000
ffs put fucking commatas in your sentences fucking ape

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>>146476290
Well, what I meant was that quarians are humanlike, they look pretty human. Or human enough, so that with genetic engineering one could add features from the father artificially, but still features that any other quarian might have. Not hyrids, just gene engineered to be more like the father within the constraints of quarian anatomy.

>>146475746
Indeed. I liked the part when her tits were out.

>>146476815
Indeed. Although I've written plenty of things I've regretted. Like this fic.

>>146477560
I could see that happening. Although it's doubtful the quarians would want to make half their population be pregnant, that would impact rebuilding effort. Unless the malequars pick up the pace.

That's a pair of very lewd scenarios you got there though.

>>146487473
She'll poke someones eyes out with those nipples.

>>146494323
One would think Geth AA would be more advanced than present day weaponry, that detonate through proximity and not direct impact.

>>146492259
When I buy/make myself a full suit of armour I'll be sure to remember your request.

>>146495000
you shoot from a geth truck

>>146495561
right back at you

>>146495590
>Although I've written plenty of things I've regretted. Like this fic.

but it's hilarious

>>146407972
What beautiful joining. Though not what I'd hope for from waifubot.

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>tfw organizing your +1.5TB porn folder

>>146407972
>CLANG
Are you a /tg/ regular, eddy?

>>146498415
I visit it from time to time yes, but I don't often post.

>>146497862
Thank you.

>>146496375
I'm glad you like it.

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>>146498232
Why would you need that much porn? But have some more smut, in case 1500 gigs of porn just isn't enough then you'll have a shitty fanfic to read.

>>146499123
Its actually way too much, I just kept downloading until my HD was full. Now I need to delete the shite while keeping the good stuff.
Its basically a collection of my favorite pornstars and fetishes. Considering that a 1+ hour 1080p film is +3GB in size you can get 1500GB full fast.

>>146500046
Getting fast internet was a mistake, I might add.

>>146498232
Mine's mostly organized at time of saving, could use some trimming down as well.

>>146499123
>I just kept downloading until my HD was full
I know that problem. recently removed like 250 gigs of porn related stuff from my HD, but I think I will clean out more tonight, I haven't looked at around 95% of it since I saved it and some of it is around 8 years old, which was the time of my last HD crash. I organized a lot of it, but not all. it will still make it pretty easy to just delete shit I don't need.

>>146501436
why do you download it when you can always find it online when you have the urge ?

>>146501869
but that wasn't the case until just a few years ago and it just piled up from then on. also consider that most downloads are from shit providers like deposit files or keep 2 share and all that rubbish, which takes years to download or in the case of the latter you can't be sure if they really stay around for long.
>muh porn tubes
terrible quality

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So I bought this last week and it's going to be in the mail tomorrow

Is wearing this around autistic? I'm tall and not a neckbeard or a beta if that helps

>>146503394
nigga I was about to post that too

>>146501869
Not all scenes are uploaded to streaming sites, you need to download the good ones. Also that glorious 1080p and 60fps, fuck the streaming shit. Better Internet connections made it feasable to torrent porn and if you have a private tracker you get good seeds and torrents stay up.

>>146476685

What does that even mean?

>>146478274

I don't know, but someone that's not Hale. Wouldn't mind a husky voice like Debbie Mae West.

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>>146503858
>people actually check for new violanarrayya content

>>146503763
are people running around with assassins creed hoods autistic? if you answer with yes, you got your answer.

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>>146503763
>Is wearing this around autistic?
it is. how expensive was that? it's probably going to dissolve after first wash.
we are generally against giving bioware extra shekels here

https://www.reddit.com/r/masseffect/comments/10bslx/this_only_cost_me_about_60_and_was_a_great/

>>146503763

No one would really care.

>>146504075
>people actually check for new violanarrayya content
no they don't, but you realize that pic shows up when you search for "Mass Effect" on deviantart and sort by newest, right?

>>146504017
Fuck off, Hale did a great job and I can't imagine Femshep without her.
She is aeons above Meers monotone beta whisper.

>>146504264
You still save the pic and post it here. You actually advertise his/her work without realizing it. Its almost as if you like it.

>>146504338

Go to bed, autist.

>>146504094
That just looks bad because the redditor in the photo is ugly and DYEL as fuck.

The hoodie I bought was $50, but I consider it my payment to bioware for pirating all their games

>>146495590
It doesn't have to be FULL armor, just a chest piece and maybe some fur...

>>146504749
Can't you like pirate the blueprint and knit the hoodie yourself?

>>146504932
I checked KAT but they didn't have it

That's usually how I get my clothes though.

>>146505051
kek

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So other than to be cucked and get their privilege checked is there any reason for Hetero White Males to play new Bioware games?

>>146506889
Zaeed was so great, a pity modern games lack such characters.

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>>146506889
>>146508048
Would've considered Zaeed/TIM as romance options if available tbqh.

white cis racist scum should play the game so they could finally learn to appreciate and respect fluid gender fluid kin people of fluid colour

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>>146508254
>people of fluid colour

>>146504490
it's the literal definition of ironic shitposting to post violanarrayya stuff

>>146508254
>fluid gender fluid kin people of fluid colour
that sounds unhealthy

>>146511321
4u

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>>146511191

Hell yes, nigga, breast implants and latex.

>>146504017
Obscure choice, but I liked the voice of the Exo Stranger from Destiny.

>>146512154
EDI looks like a tin-man (woman)

>>146508254
A white cis male will play that game to show that a straight, white male will, once again, be the hero that represents all humanity and saves all the other lesser races.

>>146512368
as it is and as it should be.

Some scientists just made a really goddamn black material. Absorbing so much light they can't really measure it (previous version absorbed 99.66% of visible light) kind of black.
>https://youtu.be/EP0rH8IR22c

>>146512212

I wouldn't really call the voice of Meryl in MGS and some chick in Naruto obsure. Less known, perhaps.
The Stranger has a pretty good voice, though, I don't really get her accent. It almost sounds like an American doing a British accent, or a Americanized Brit.

>>146512935
Damn, son, I had no idea that was Meryl. I guess a Google search could have told me but eh

I think she'd be a good choice. She has the props. Are there any Hollywood types that /meg/ would trust with the role? It'd be a shame if Ryder got Big Boss'd because they couldn't afford to have Jennifer Lawrence or Charleze Theron or whoever say more than 2000 lines.

>>146508048
I was just happy to have another male human squadmate in 2. I missed Kaidan.

I played through the trilogy as a brunette dude. Should I play through Andromeda as a redheaded girl or a blonde?

>>146512935
>Ninja night movement attack skills from manga and anime will become real if you use a vantablack suit
What a time to be alive!

>>146514384
blonde

>>146513391

That's also the problem with getting celebrities to do voice work. While they might have great voices, they might just be too expensive to do a game like MGS (even though 5 apparently had quite a bit of cut dialogue) or Mass Effect.

James Spader as an AI in Andromeda would be amazing, but he'd be way too expensive. He was fantastic as Ultron.

>>146514519
>waifu in a latex suit covered in Vantablack

That would be so weird. It'd have a feel and sound of latex, but would look completely flat.
Assuming it'd even work, he did say something curing it at 100-300°C.

>>146516226

>Jeremy Irons as a stern turian general
>Viggo Mortensen as a learned quarian explorer
>Bruce Greenwood as a hardass alliance officer thrust into new responsibilities
>Eva Green as a crazy asari commando

>>146516226
yeah latex wouldn't hold, it melts, depending on its composition, at around 120° to 250°C already

>>146516226
>>146517194
Michael Ironside as the main villain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_2txQc2JjM

>>146517194

That'd be pretty damn cool.
Having Ian McKellen or Patrick Stewart be the Anderson mentor role would be cool. I just really want a British guy in Mass Effect.

>>146517468

That'd be awesome!

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>>146513759
I had to smirk that you didn't classify Jacob as human.

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>>146514384
redheads always best.

>>146518113
I cant fucking read

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Bumping to stave off death.

>>146517883
>I just really want a British guy in Mass Effect.
banned in EU

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>>146520598

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>>146521889

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>>146522121

Futa asari capturing Miranda.
>http://t--soni.tumblr.com/post/146425380107/trespassers-will-be-violated-download-webm-very
It's a video.

>>146522638
thank you

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>>146522638
funnier than it should be
I wish there was a mass effect version of this reaction image

>>146522638
Lovely.

>ᠬᠠᠷᠠᠬᠣᠷᠣᠮ

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good night meg

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this thread lacks best waifu

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>>146527918
more Jack

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>>146528140
im "Jack"ing this thread

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>>146528356

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>>146528665

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>>146528848
>ywn cum on Jack's soft cheeks

too much jack

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>>146528986

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>>146529061
are you fucking kidding me? motherfucker these bitch boy threads are full of a fuck ton of faggot shit. Jack is the only worthwhile Waifu mass effect produced, and Jack pics hardly ever get posted

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>>146529397

>>146529397
>these bitch boy threads are full of a fuck ton of faggot shit
>and Jack pics hardly ever get posted
could there possibly be a connection?