/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age and Bioware General #965

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This post is dedicated to enjoying Midsummer's Eve with Solas

>>146500080
I like how you worded that specifically so that I can't easily change it to involve killing Solas

>>146499975
All blueberries should be squished

>>146499339

Oh, they did? Seems like they finally accepted it should have been singleplayer from the start then.
I found PvP alright too though. I got an offer for joining a high ranked pvp guild but they were bronies

>>146500163
I'm really glad you like my effort...

Ellipsoids all deserve to be raped.

>>146500193
In a massive hug!

He comes, he'll go, leave naught behind but heartache and woe...
Deep, deep woe...

>matriarch benezia will never be your mommy

>>146500419
Sure, whatever as long as they're squished to a pulp.

Around xenos never relax

>>146501276
>implying that being embraced by Liara's tentacles wouldn't be the most relaxing thing ever

>>146501276
You can't cook em if they're squished tho

>>146501796
Are you talking about blueberries or squids now?

>>146501939
Yes :^)

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blueberries are for loving, not for squishing or cooking!

Garrett......!! GARRETT......!!!!!!

>>146500316
I wanna know what love is. I want you to show me.

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>>146502241
What about blackberries?

>>146502385
you can squish those

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Bump for BioWare quality control

Let's fuck!

Let's play Euro Truck Simulator 2!

>>146505374
ALright

Let's listen to Oswald Mosley speeches!

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I feel lonely, lonely, lonely
Lonely, lonely in my life
I feel lonely, lonely, lonely
God help me, help me to survive

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Meredith did nothing wrong.

>>146506350
Just suck on mommies tits

>>146506562
I-I thought you left us...

>>146506621
I just always seem to miss the start of threads lately for some reason.

I have 25 units of the euro currency in my steam wallet, what game should I load over night??

>>146507357
TPP

>>146507357
buy like 10 copies of huniepop to share with /dag/

>>146507664

I already own and platinum'd it. It's current price tag is rather depressing desu

>>146507839

Unlikely...

I noticed Dragon age inquisition's full pack is 50% off right now. Is it worth getting?

>>146508016
>Unlikely...
you're no fun...

>>146506562
Her way of thinking is immensely fucked in the head, yes she was wrong and it killed me inside to side with the templars for the Viscount achievement in 1 out of my like 4 playthroughs.

"I'm going to destroy lives because my parents made the mistake of not bringing my sister to a circle"

Literal anime-tier villain logic

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>>146508490
>4 playthroughs of DA2

>>146508016
Buy all the lightning final fantasy games and marry her!

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>>146508593
I already have

>>146508593

I've seriously considered that. Not the marrying part but the buying and playing part. I've heard tons of negative things about the first one though and I guess you can't skip it. The PC port is said to be shit as well

>>146508593
>all the lightning final fantasy games
how many are there? i played 13 when it came out...

>>146508783
The PC port is fine now, the initial release was bad but they've fixed it.

>>146508828
3, although she is only playable in a DLC episode in 13-2

>>146508581
that's nothing compared to the drunk autist who is continually replaying da2

>>146509271
and you can actually marry her? i remember her being really bitchy in 13, especially compared to vanille

>>146508783
Buy the liz simulator! or Dragon's Dogma, make a morrigan pawn and headcanon the arisen to be the Warden.

>>146508593
Lightning is pretty qt actually

>>146509513
>who is continually replaying da2
And nobody's put him out of his misery?

>>146509724
I nearly bought BioShock infinite yesterday but /v/ talked me out of it...

>>146509724

Never liked bioshock much..
>Dragon's Dogma, make a morrigan pawn and headcanon the arisen to be the Warden
Yes...yes..!! 20 is a bit much for it I think but I'm staving for more souls like action.

>only ever had 1 waifu dream even though she's always on my mind
>it was a nightmare
help me...

>>146509956
I liked it, but I also liked DAI. Take from that what you will.

>>146510016
>souls like action
>D'sD
tulpa, honey.....

>>146510332

Kinda looks like it, the reviews are saying that too. What's so different?

>>146510016
>$20 too much for dragon's dogma
There is a shitload of content in it and it's really fucking fun

>>146510413
It's worse

>>146510476
Magic is a lot more fun than in Souls. Which isn't hard though because Souls magic isn't fun at all.

>>146509530
No you can't actually marry her (just headcanon) and her bitchiness is part of her charm, anon-kun

>>146509825
She is extremely qt

>>146510471
Seriously, Dragon's Dogma has a lot to do, probably played over 150 hours on PS3 years ago

>tulpa is going to abandon us again for dragons dogma general
;_;

>http://i.imgur.com/EwlwKrS.jpg
sera like...

>>146510413
open world, party based, melee combat is DMC, archery is a TPS... people always compare is to souls but there's very little similarity

fucking good game and worth $20

>>146511183
That girl is actually sort of cute though

>>146508581
w.e I like it. Put I'm only playing it a 4th time to get 2 achievements i ignored the first 3 times.

I don't know why people dislike it. It was supposed to be a prologue to DA:I.

>>146509956
Infinite is a linear FPS with magick and a confusing but interesting story in a cool setting. Also Liz...!! I really enjoyed it but it's very different from the first game.

If you get it, get the version with the BaS DLC.

all TRUE /dag/nas must...
buy lightning's games
buy elizabeth's game
buy grigori-chan's game

actual true /dag/nas would have already bought them desu

>>146512057
what the FUCK is a grigori-chan...

>>146512243
disgustednoise.mp3

Vanille > that brunette girl > the black afro guy > lightning

>>146512494
Sazh best boy

>>146512494
Vanillefags are pedos and cancer

my game keeps taking forever to load after picking a route in the prologue and then I can't move any of the characters. The UI works and I can move the camera and stuff

>>146512926
I was like 15 when I played it so it doesn't count!

>>146512057
I bought lightning and grigori's games a second time today. I have liz's game but haven't played it because it really doesn't interest me in the slightest

>>146512427
seriously tho, who the fuck is grigori?

I've played the other games

>>146513324
who is grigori

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>>146513462
>>146513464
best dragon in vidya

>>146513107
C H I L D get OUT!!!

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If I regret this I'm going to hunt you down and tickle you until you bleed

>>146513858
Anon there's an extremely high chance that you will regret this so please don't buy. The XIII games are highly divisive and you need a certain kind of autism to find joy in them. And I'm speaking as someone with said autism

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>>146513997
What type of autism

>>146514124
The one that lets you enjoy certain anime. Because the game is pretty much "MUH NAKAMA"

>>146514134
I don't think I've ever seen a smug Merrill before

>>146514251
What if I haven't watched anime since I was a pre-teen

>>146513858
XIII has a great combat system and spectacle but awful pacing and story concepts that get squandered
XIII-2 is a better playing game in all respects with an awful time travel story
LR is a fun dress up sim and horribly designed and written in most ways

all three have great soundtracks

I'd say try XIII and leave the rest for a future sale if you like it enough to keep going

>>146514124
The kind that let's you stomach the long handholding, read datalogues to grasp the story, and tolerate whenever Snow is onscreen. If you don't care about story and just want a fun game get XIII-2 because it's the best game of the three. If you enjoy XIII-2 and the combat system but want a different flavor get XIII. Only get LR if you really like the other two games. Everything this guy >>146514645 said is accurate

they removed the Shepard skins in XIII-2 from the PSN before I could buy them...

>>146514645
>>146514989

LR is the best out of the three in terms of actual game mechanics, although the time limit is the only bad point. It's so much more fluid on a decent PC, too, because the PS3 had significant slowdowns in certain areas if you had lots of effects going on.

I say get them all while they're cheaper than normal. If you have a powerful system you can use DSR on them, I run them at 5760x3240.

>>146515312
my main complaint with LR is that the game forces you to do the awful, sub-inquisition level fetch quests to level up, as you gain no XP from monsters

horrible concept

>>146514645
>>146514989
>>146515312
I'll get XIII
I doubt I'll get around to finishing it by the next time the other two come on sale anyway

>>146515601
Didn't mind that and you don't have to do them either. A lot of the combat is skill-based so you can easily get around a perceived stat deficit

>>146515685
Just remember... moms are tough.

Hello, is this the Final Fantasy general?

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>60 gb for one fucking game

>>146511035

No... it's time for /dagbwgwtcffgddg/

>>146516374
>no /soc/
>no /hpg/
>no /tesg/
>no /bsg/
>no /rpg/
it'll never work

Cass = Lightning
Alistair = Snow
Liara = Serah
Tali = Vanille
Blackwall = Sazh
Miranda = Fang
Kieran = Hope

>>146517250
>Tali = Vanille
In a million and one ways, FUCK OFF

>>146517723
>petite
>"little sis" type
>bad accent
>compulsive liar
uhhhmmmmm who else would it be???

you aren't my mommy and you never will be!

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>>146518019
>petite
Are you fucking high?

>bad accent
Fuck right off

>compulsive liar
literally when has she ever lied to you?

>>146518631
I want delusional talicancer to leave

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me right now

>>146518732
Only delusional cancer here is you, boyo.

>>146518631
basically
>>146518732

>>146518904
I'm not the guy you're arguing with sweetie, and it's too hot for me to go through and list all the ways you're wrong

>>146519046
Wouldn't matter. Tali is easily in the Top 5 best Bioware grills.

>>146519413
Uh huh
Sure

>>146519413
lol

>>146519457
>>146519550
REEEEEeeeeeeeeeEEEEeeeEEE

Who do you wanna see play Commander Shepard in the Mass Effect movie?

>>146517250
>Liara = Serah

R U KIBBING ME

>>146520009
Samuel L Jackson

>>146520009
that female from that alien spin off

>>146520009
TRUMP
MAKE THE MILKY WAY GREAT AGAIN

>>146520145
>Commander Shepard
>female

>>146520145
Its gonna be a MaleShep. Sorry SJW-san

uh /meg/ is -----> that way

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>>146520009
A CGI character. And let the audience choose his/her dialogue!

No seriously what's the point, improve the graphics some and the game is already what a movie would be trying to be, but less in every way.

how do I make the loadtimes not long in dai

>>146520367
Doesn't even make sense, aren't they run by SJWs?

>>146520530
get an SSD

they'll still be shit though lmao

>>146520530
I hear killing yourself reduces wait times considerably

>>146520279
>>146520367
hee hee! gotcha!

>>146520606
Suicide trigger warning... since this asshole didn't include one ...

>>146515990
Ah, wat?
>>146518897
Do you not have an air conditioner unit?

>>146520880
air conditioner is running non stop
it can't keep up

>>146520831
Those don't exist, silly. Either you want to do it or you don't. No one can truly stop you.

>>146521037
That's not how 'triggers' work

>>146520606
what's the matter?

junkrat is so pure and beautiful........

>>146521006
In 90 degrees? Change the filter and clean off the grate that's outside.

>>146521167
No, that's how suicide works.

>>146521186
It's just a prank

>>146521249
i mean that it can't keep up with what i have it set to (74 F, babby tier but i have blood pressure issues that make me sensitive to heat)

>>146521406
Look anon. If you want to meme about trigger warnings with the rest of us, you have to understand what they actually are...

>wake up in the middle of the night to a loud noise
>start to worry that there's a burglar
>suddenly this song starts playing
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P5mtclwloEQ
>geralt moonwalks into the room and starts to striptease
What do

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>>146520009

>>146520602
Not entirely, not yet anyway

>>146520775
... well memed

>>146521406
It was just a prank, Han!

>>146520009
As long as he isn't a black, homo or a woman then I don't really care

>>146521419
Yeah, that's why I'm saying to fix the other shit. It may not be running efficiently because it's gunky.
>bp issues
Howwwww

>>146521870
>bp issues
um....... that's a different thing.........

>>146522060
The God of Beatings will ascend upon you, boy. I'll will it so.

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>>146520009
>>146521860

Oh my god the roof of my mouth tickles like a motherfucker what the fuck it's impossible to itch holy shit never esperienced this in my lfie help

>>146522191
Can he fuck a male turian?

>>146521870
>Howwwww
basically my blood vessels are too elastic or something
i don't know how that relates to my temperature regulation issue, but it does

>>146522469
I don't know, does he have consent?

>>146522469
The better question is SHOULD he fuck a male turian

>>146500080
>you will never cut off sola's ears and make him watch while you permanently cut off the fade forever taking magic and the threat of darkspawn from the world
>Then hitting him and leaving him untied and alone in a strange and frightening world
>feels bad man

>>146522571
Maybe. ;)

>>146522746
Yes. Yes he should.

>>146522792
>not gelding him and feeding the bits to darkspawn

Plot twist: Solas is a eunuch

>>146522792
I mean it'll happen in the next game.

>Cut off magic from the world permanently
>World advances, forgets about magic, monsters, etc
>fast foward to year 2150~
>People who would have been mages are now people who show biotic potential

Don't break my dream, please.

>>146523074
How can a DFAB be a eunuch?

>>146523316
Overwhelming faggotry

>>146523316
I thought eunuchs still had their penis, just no testicles

>>146522461
Toothbrush
>>146522469
Gross.
>>146522495
That's unfortunate. Sorry anon.

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>>146523074
To the surprise of no one

But dad, that's GAY!

GET these fuckin' memes UNDER CONTROL!!!

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>>146524459
Where are all the MOMMIES?!

>>146523292
>Ardat-yakshi have been invaded by demons from the fade
SAY
IT
AIN'T
SO

I'm gonna give you lovin as warm as my oven

>>146524223
Hey...

>>146525023
Hi!

The only thing missing in heaven... is you....

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>>146525347

>>146525347
Mama. I'm coming, Mama.

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>>146521860

>tfw nothing good comes out until tuesday
>replaying ME2

>>146526248
Play Stardew Valley with me, friendo, it's so comfy~

>>146526325
I heard Stardew Valley is just like Year One of any harvest moon / rune factory game though, which is disappointing.

>>146526248
What's coming out on Tuesday?

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>>146526248
play totally not a bara porn game

>>146526556
Technomancer (which I personally think looks good, but others might disagree) Star Ocean 5, some other stuff I'm currently forgetting. I know SO5 is supposed to be shortish but I can't not play it.

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>>146526459
It's only $12 on Steam right now so shut your whore mouth and buy it!

>>146526749
Why would I pay 12 bucks for year one of any harvest moon / rune factory game? I could just...go play one of those.

I also have DAI with all the DLC but it feels too grindy for me to care and the waifus aren't as good as I'd like them to be.

>>146526704
that looks cool, what is it?

>>146526935
bastard bonds. I haven't actually gotten it because it's 20 bucks and I want to get it for cheaper but I saw a thread about it and it looks and sounds neato. Looks disgaea/fftactics ish and a really good cc so I'm going to try out the demo

>>146526729
>technomancer
>forty five (45) [四十五] {fünfundvierzig} FORTYFIVE $45 4 5 FUCKING DOLLARS
You gotta be shitting me

>>146527578
It's 35 or something on steam.

>>146526861
Because it's not just that, who told you that? They are stupid people

>>146527630
Still too much for a spider game in my opinion, it should be $30 without a sale.

Shit, I'd rather just go buy a VPN for 10 bucks and pirate it.

>>146526729
>forgetting ZTD, the only tuesday release that matters
disgust

>>146528181
>visual novel games
Not my cup of tea so I didn't include it. won't bash it 'cause others like that series.

>one trophy away from TW3 platinum
I-I'm so close...

>>146528181
what's ztd
zeno time delta?

>>146528708
Zero Time Dilemma, the third Zero Escape game; one of the few series' /v/ unanimously likes.

>>146529173
Ah, I actually own the second game in that series for my Vita but I never played it because I wanted to play the first one first and I hate playing on emulators

Fuck, I hate this modern rpg meme of unlocking abilities and traits and stat bonuses or whatever for companions when they like you enough. It forces you to always pick responses that placate them and makes everyone happy instead of picking what you actually want to say, and it also means there are never any conflicting character relationships which are interesting since you are heavily discouraged from disagreeing with them.

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r8 elf

Also, darkest timeline shit is sad. Too bad it's the most interesting part of the game.

>>146529261
There's a version on iOS that's just the novel sequences, no puzzles. You could try that if you wanted. The first one is coming to PC and Vita too at some point.

Great series, even if you don't normally like vns. You absolutely have to play them in order though. You'll be missing out if you don't.

>>146529576
This is the kind of attitude that makes bioware have it so all characters basically suck your dick and never leave you no matter what. Narrative roleplaying should have way more consequences as is especially in the gameplay.

>>146529576
Which is why DA2 was the best.

>There were options for multiple companions to leave
>"Rival" stat bonus on personal skill tree
> Sarcastic MC (the best type of MC ever created by Bioware)

>>146530456
> Sarcastic MC (the best type of MC ever created by Bioware)
ha ha what the frick

>wolfenstein TNO has a waifu
Can't go 10 hours in a game without finding waifus anymore...

>>146531273
Just saying. I'll be pretty miffed if they don't let me be a silver-tongued space pioneer in Andromeda.

>>146531667
Meant cheeky but silver-tongued works too.

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Reporting in for elven pride.

>>146531573
blazkowicz is a husbando

>>146531989
Matriarch Benezia: --Die!!

>>146531989
What's wrong with Solas' brows?

>>146532369
You mean what's right with them. Anyway, mods.

http://67.media.tumblr.com/e0a04e3732bb347968bbbdbc44428bef/tumblr_o99ky6Y8JA1vxq2keo1_1280.jpg

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>>146531989

>>146533206
>Sansa Lannister
Right back at ya.

>>146533391
Sansa is pure

>>146533516
Lil' Finger will be getting that pussee soon

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>>146533391

Where's Tormund?

Where's Tormund?

>>146529702
Eyes are kinda sunken in. Maybe it's the angle.

>>146535828
Probably resting that insanely beautiful head of wild red hair.

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>>146535828

>>146536772
It's like a dream come true... thank you...

Good night.

>>146536772
>old
>ugly
>bad hair
>ginger
>beard

Gays have awful taste.

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>>146537373
>>146537075
>>146536772

>>146537938
どうしよう……

Waifus who like puddi...

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>>146539675

>>146539695
Want.. to... fuck!!

>>146529702
Can't tell if human or elf

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>>146541476
Elf
I just made the tattoos as skin neutral as possible because am faggot

taeyeon's new song is bad........

>>146541580
Thought so...

>>146529702
>>146541580
Too human-like. 0/10. Would not send to private dungeon.

>>146541580
where's your god damn Dalish pride...

>>146540825
Belongs to the Hound, sorry.

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>>146542502

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Who's hungry

>>146543582
eating is for fatties

http://67.media.tumblr.com/01c52f543f92456f539e992e7e93bcc5/tumblr_o0agbodajR1uc62hro1_500.gif

>quest in ME2
>CAN'T BELIEVE SHEPARD CAME FOR US!
>Told you he would.
>quest in DA:I
>CAN'T BELIEVE THE HERALD OF ANDRASTE CAME FOR US!
>Told you she would.

It's the little things.

>>146545048
that weekes magic

Patrick...!

how did they fuck up cassandra's face from 2 to 3 so badly

>>146545894
Frostbite

Ugh

Cause no matter how much you're missing heaven, you know it's missing you more...

My eyes keep coming open, how am I supposed to close them?

>>146547293
Listen to some nice music

>>146547293
I'll cum them shut for you

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Yennefer's softness is a great miracle

>>146544927
Sauce???

>>146544927
Why don't /dag/ men look like this?

>27 posters
why do we still go on?

>>146544927
source NOW please

>>146548472
It picks up to above 40

>>146527724

>Implying the government doesn't own the people that made these VPN services available in the first place
You are not safe.
None of us are..
ever...

>>146548472
27 is nowhere near reality though. 15 maybe.

>>146548247
If I started eating a bunch, I probably could look like that

>>146548726
I'm already resetting my router with every post for angry anon who's always complaining, but that's not enough it seems...

At how many posters do you feel comfortable enough to move on to more important things like punctuation?

>>146541741
At least it doesn't have a rap break...

>>146549053
I haven't seen anyone complain in a while, how is that "always complaining"

>tfw the song is good but too sad to give an honest listen because it will make me depressed

>>146549853

What song

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strong independent troll ladies who don't need no troll man

>>146544927
>>146548501
Found it!
http://v-i-s-c-o-u-s.tumblr.com/post/136401294710/come-rub-my-belly-plzz

I
Want
FRENCH FRIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>146549749
Confirmed for 12 hour memory span

>>146550023
>12 hour gap
>always complaining
??

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>>146549910

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>>146549996
Eat this instead

>>146549959
Stop samefagging about your gay shit nobody cares

my hobbies include pretending to be retarded

Syanna...

>>146550318
same

Keepin /dag/ warm on a cold cold night
Got a lil fire goin and some coffee brewin and enough blankets for all 5 of us
So let's all get comfy and share stories with each other

>>146551114
>not sharing one large blanket
this isn't comfy at all

>>146550280
How about I eat YOU?

All I need is our love...

no pulse...

>>146551114
cuddling up with a fat hairy /dag/ boy...

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>>146550376

Syanna did some things wrong... but overall I think it was a self-fulfilling prophecy because everyone treated her like she was evil until she really became evil

>>146551568
Just watch your lewdness, anybody behaving inappropriately will be ejected from the comfiness circle

good night freaks

>>146551660
How bout you huddle your obese body by yourself while the rest of us go hang out separately...

>>146551639
>believing Syanna's justifications
She's a snake and a viper

>>146551957
Oh... Alright...

>Punished Syanna

this thread is cancerous as fuck

>>146552202
Maybe the problem is with you and not the thread

Heheeeeeyyy

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Do I know you?
No, no. You humans all look the same.
Here, have a drink. On the house.

>>146555129
You're looking extra metrosexual this evening, Solas

>>146499975
I know this is only semi-related but I couldn't realy find a better place for it, and it didn't seem worthy of it's own thread.

What kinda of fantasy type does Planescape Torment fit in? I've heard people say it's fantasy crossed with sci-fi, and while I can see that with all the other 'planes' being involved, it's not really what I mean.

The best way i can put it is as the complete opposite to the happiness and setting you'd normally see in high fantasy, maybe happiness is the wrong word, but its opposite in the fact that everything seems hopeless and horrible in the Planescape universe.

I suppose I'm just kind of looking for "fantasy world facing the end of it's world" kind of thing. Long story short, I want to start reading books that are in a similar vain to Ps:T but I don't know where to start.

>>146556416
I guess you could classify Planescape as grimdark or as dystopian

Liz is a SLUT

>orlais ball section coming up
fuckin' BALL ME UP AND LET ME DIE

https://i.4cdn.org/aco/1466453276516.jpg

>>146556992
That's the best part of the fucking game though

>>146557057
I find the court approval shit tedious and fuckin' fuck the fuckin' endings shit, I'm playing an elf mage too so fuck me fuck.

>>146557116
>I'm playing an elf
Opinion discarded

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>>146557116
>elf mage

Keira...

Kreia...

>>146556416
Low fantasy?
>>146557168
>>146557230
Stop elf shaming immediately

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7uQmI1dOy4

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>>146559076

>That tfw when she doesn't wake up

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>>146559334
>tfw the combined power of Geralt's love and Ciri's plot armor combines and she does
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk_4l4qGlzc

>>146559668
Do you think she ever swallowed his wolf

>>146559762
She's only sexually attracted to girls, fat men, and her biological father

>>146559831
Lies and slander

>>146559831

That peasant guy she kissed wasn't fat...

>>146556416
I think you should ask the Fantasy and Sci-fi general on /lit/ (/sffg/) for specific recommendations.
Personally, I like Scott Bakker's books, Glen Cook's "Black Company" and Abercombie's "The First Law" trilogy out of grimdark fantasy, but these aren't exactly good fits for PS:T.

>>146560618
>reading
um fuck off nerd?

>>146560618
Didn't think of trying lit, but I'll be sure too.

I'll check out those books you recommended too, thanks anon

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merrill...!

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>>146560709
u are 1 cheeky cunt mate ill smash yr face n
>>146560804
They're actually really knowledgeable about the fantasy genre and aren't as confrontational as the rest of /lit/, so don't hesitate to ask.
As for other books, I remember reading Gaider's twitter and seeing that he thought "The Night Angel" trilogy by Brent Weeks was really awesome and it's set in an urban shithole similar to Sybil, but it both has an extremely embarrassing name and seems to be edgy for the sake of edgy.
Both Gaider and Weekes also like "The Name of the Wind" by Patrick Rothfuss which is basically Harry Potter with edge and sex, but I personally thought it was a bit dumb.
There's also Sanderson's "Mistborn" trilogy if you liked the weirdness of PT:S's setting, but it's about a teenager girl and kind of drags on.

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>>146560415
>implying
>>146561254
What game?

>>146561821
newest wolfenstein

Does fire magic combine well with rift magic?

>>146561967
I don't think fire spells benefit from anything in the Rift mage specialization, but it works alright with both fire and storm

Hashbrowns...

Um? Hello?

Hashbrowns are ready sweaties. Get them while they're hot!!

>>146564630
pics or didn't happen

>>146564898
No selfies but I burnt my finger while I was moving them from the pan to a plate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m1EFMoRFvY

>>146565109
Wearing a ring won't stop me from cheating on a ho

>>146565353
Infidelity is disgusting tbqh

>>146565401
Just natural

>>146565583
Lots of things are natural, doesn't mean you should do it

>>146565679
>Fucking another means I don't love my gf
>Being this brainwashed by society

>>146566006
>I-I'm not wrong, SOCIETY is wrong!
Whatever you want to tell yourself

>visiting mom
>she's making cold borscht
Nice

>>146566006
Please soak yourself in kerosene and dive headfirst into a bonfire.

>>146569040
Hot

>>146569040
What are you, some slut in denial? Men want to fuck as many bitches as they can and you are a bad GF when you hold on to that long dated monogamy bullshit

>>146569421
Enjoy your std's you fucking potato.

>>146569673
You are probably unfamiliar with it all but condoms exist

This is why nobody wants a /dag/ bf

>>146566006
You're the same guy who sits around completely naked right

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>>146569757
I just don't have to use them anymore.

>>146570128
Castrated?

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. . .

>>146570674
Isn't this a FPS? Why is there a diary entry about an underage Polish girl getting pumped with semen?

>>146571006
i don't know...

>>146570674
17, 18, same shit

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>tfw a weird girl wants to rape you again

>>146570674
>Ywn be some pure aryan's dumpslut

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>"I looked like my mother when I was 40 years old" (which is like 13 by asari standards)
>bioware didn't even bother changing her model at least a bit
>gave her a voice actress who sounds close to Samara but still uses Samara's VA for "acting like Samara" lines
This is so fucking dumb

>>146571921
>trying to apply human age conventions to an alien, particularly one like the asari
uh huh honey

>>146572046
I always assumed that Liara went from light blue and slender to dark blue and busty because of maturation

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>/dag/ the video game character

>>146572149
I dunno
Sha'ira is presumably pretty old, but she doesn't look dark or anything

>>146572278
>tfw you fell for her lies

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>>146572298
>had to google who that was
>turns out I already had sex with her
Those damn Asari...

>>146573067
If you wait to do that mission, and you bring a romanced Liara with you, she gets really pissy at Sha'ira

>>146573204
>trying to find find it on youtube
>the only thing there is some LP of a femshep called "Shai" romancing Liara
Guess I'll have to load my Liara save some time and replay 3 hours of the game to see it...
I think I remember something similar happening when I romanced Kaidan though

>>146573616
It might happen with the other LIs too, I just haven't romanced Ashley in like 6 years and I've never done Kaidan

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>wags a finger at Anderson accusingly

>people in this thread haven't already played wolfenstein tno
what the f*ck...