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>>144541707

>Character Planner
https://www.mugenmonkey.com/

>KING'S FIELD
http://pastebin.com/G8zw0sc3

>DEMON'S SOULS
http://pastebin.com/RjpF5s7a

>DARK SOULS
http://pastebin.com/eNY3su63

>DARK SOULS 2
http://pastebin.com/CAx8Yc8v

>BLOODBORNE
http://pastebin.com/WdLBWD8n

>DARK SOULS 3
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1u8Mak1goSv4g73g16XsWV4sJelDQUatWkP2kcO6GVAA/pub
>How to get autosummon covenants to work on PC:
https://steamcommunity.com/app/374320/discussions/0/357286119111456394/

>/dsg/ Player List
http://pastebin.com/9hG50KHX
>/dsg/ Steam Group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/DarkSoulsGeneral
>Draw
http://doodleordie.com/r/darksouls
http://imgur.com/a/XhBxC (DeS)
http://collageanon.imgur.com/
http://flockmod.com/dsg
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patch when?
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nth for Darksouls 3 is 7/10
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feminine penis
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>>144562393
13th
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Best staff at 40 INT and no FTH?
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>>144562042

Who exactly is this supposed to be?

That girl in Eleum Royce?
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>>144562435
source
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>>144562428
me love you long time :^)
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>>144562501
>That girl in Eleum Royce?
Yes
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First Event poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10408168/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10408168/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10408168/

Alternate Event poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10408532
http://www.strawpoll.me/10408532
http://www.strawpoll.me/10408532

Which poll should we actually use poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10408527
http://www.strawpoll.me/10408527
http://www.strawpoll.me/10408527
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why +7 weapon pairs with +10, doesn't make sense, shouldn't it be +2/-2?
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>>144562647
>poll for polls
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Do you think Gherman sculpted a fully functional vagina for the Doll?
Do you think he ever put his dick inside her and then cried himself to sleep out of guilt and shame.
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--- NEW SL META POLL ---

PLEASE VOTE FOR YOUR PREFERRED META LEVEL IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY

http://strawpoll.me/10405830
http://strawpoll.me/10405830
http://strawpoll.me/10405830
http://strawpoll.me/10405830
http://strawpoll.me/10405830


OPTIONS HAVE BEEN LIMITED TO 80, 100, AND 120 SINCE THESE WERE THE TOP 3 CHOICES IN EVERY PREVIOUS POLL

IF YOUR PREFERRED LEVEL ISN'T LISTED, PLEASE CHOOSE THE CLOSEST AVAILABLE OPTION
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I wish Immolation Tinder didn't look so fucking... crude. It's a goddamn rod with some metal pieces poorly put together at the top.

Couldn't the Fire Witches, who wear what is easily one of the most stylish and beautiful armor sets in the game use a weapon that looks more dignified?
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>Rosaria is Gertrude meme
>Ocelotte is Yorshka meme
>Ocelotte is Lothric meme
>Gwynevere is Queen of Lothric meme

Oh boy.
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>>144562764
STOP YELLING AT ME
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>>144562696
I genuinely think we need to lay off the Event bullshit for now. The guy who decided to be coordinator is way too overeager.

We had months between Events in DaS2, they're firing off way too often now.
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>>144562835
>[meme] is [meme] meme
meme
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>>144562536
my ass
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>>144562764
Does no one do 60?
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are gladiators still going on pc y/n
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So I went back and played Demons Souls with a friend of mine after he bought the NA version.


Holy shit, why is summoning so ludicrously quick.
I can hear him place down his sign through his microphone, and it appears right as he does it.


God damn Atlus you mad men.
EU version wasn't this good.
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>>144562764

There's no point in going SL100 because all the retards who are 120 can make with them.

Either 70, 80, or 120.
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>>144563094

Demons Souls on PS4 when?
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I wanted to say thanks again to the guy who showed me that video of how to dodge these bullshit arrows yesterday. I'm beating this dickweed in one attempt every time now even with base vig
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>>144562976
People do anything from SL15 up for invasions, but that's not what the meta is for.

The meta is supposed to be the endgame dueling level where everyone stops leveling their character. It's the maximum level that people go to if they want endgame duels/coop.
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I want to play DaS3 and BB so badly so I want to buy a PS4, but now seems like the worst possible time to do so, what with the PS4.5 due to come out some time this year. I don't want to drop $350+ only to wind up with a gimped console
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>>144563150
>darkmoon longbow doesn't have this as a weapon art

fucking why
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How is my build? Even though I suck at free aiming she's my favorite. Did upgrade my weapons too far for a level 80? everything is plus 8.
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>>144562835
>Rosaria is "anyone else"
Completely unneeded. People keep looking for a twist in something that just not need a twist to work.

>Ocelotte is Yorshka meme
Makes an appealing amount of sense until you remember Oceiros refers to Ocelotte as male.

>Ocelotte is Lothric
This is flatly wrong. No need to ever discuss it, anyone who says it has not been paying an ounce of attention.

>Gwynever is Queen of Lothric
Has decent support and can be reasonably argued. Quite possible.
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Post dark souls 3 in a nutshell
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>>144563125
You'll still match mostly with people closer to your SL. By your logic you should really go 140 or whatever since you can still match with 120.
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>>144563347

>Spam soul spear, homing mass, lifehunt and arrow rain as an Aldrich Faithful

FROM hates fun
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>>144563419
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>literally about to fucking flip (3/4 through the animation) in the air with my weapon art
>get poked by enemy
>cancels entire attack

poise working as intended
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>>144563347
Because that would be fun
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>>144563246
the ps4.5 is gunna cost at least 500 bucks while a normal ps4s like 300?
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>>144563375
How can you prove Yorshka is female and not just Gwyndolin 2.0
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>>144563603
http://darksouls3.wikidot.com/equipmentgroup:yorshka-s-chime
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>>144563375
>>Gwynever is Queen of Lothric
>Has decent support and can be reasonably argued. Quite possible.

So... did Oceiros use to look somewhat differently or did Gwynevere really fuck THAT?
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>>144563636
Translation error
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>>144563445
the difference in damage and defense is big from 100 to 120.

It's small between 120 and 140 because you already hit most all soft caps at 120.
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anyone know what the MINIMUM endurance is to swing 3 times with a BKGA? Currently sitting on 128 endurance so was curious what the minimum was so I can move a point to Vit
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Anyone have an Old Wolf Curved Greatsword they don't want? I'm on PC. I'm willing to trade for it.
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>>144563150

I mean you literally just run away, what's the big deal? Sure circle if you want but you literally just run away every time he does that, and otherwise get close so he does the obvious-to-dodge/block melee attacks so you can beat the shit out of him.

I literally only lost once to that asshole in my first playthrough because I did it blind and thought the 2nd version also kept going forward instead of following you so I tried to r1 the shit out of him. After dying there because it tracks you I beat it quite easily though.
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>>144563663
Yes. Oceiros walked the Path of the Dragon, transforming into a dragon in emulation of Seath.
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>>144563419
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>>144563707
You'll still be stronger and still able to match with them so I guess there's literally no reason not to do it. I don't play at 100 because it gives me the best meta-advantage in matchmaking, I play at 100 because it makes making a build more interesting and I like making builds. Any other reason for choosing a meta is retarded.
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>>144563528
pretty much. blueberries attacking you 'cause they mad you killed the host is the most satisfying thing i've experienced in gaming tbqh.
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>>144563675
you being born was a translation error
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Advice for a Gandalf build.

I've got a decent set together, but should I use a Longsword + Magic Weapon buff for Glamdring, or is there a better option?

I really wish there was a better wizard hat. I've been running him hatless, because Karla's is too twisted and the Big Hat has a mask.
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PS4 players
I am willing to give youu anything you might want whether it be +2 rings, armor, weapons, infused weapons whatever for as many D. Blessings you have
You can always back up your saves to the cloud and reload them so you won't lose the blessings but I jsut need them to avoid being out estused by scrubby hosts and ganks
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>>144563375
>>Rosaria is "anyone else"
>Completely unneeded. People keep looking for a twist in something that just not need a twist to work.
I don't generally like the "x is y" but in that case it is justified to think about it. There are definitely allusions, between the finger guy who returns to gwynevere's palace, her childs being referred to as "heavenly" exactly the same as in gwynevere's description "she went off and had several heavenly child", the fact that she was reborn herself (to explain the name change), the fact that she is reffered to as "previously a goddess of fertility and bounty" exactly the same as gwynevere... it's a lot
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>>144563675
How can you prove it's a translation error?
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>>144563419
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>>144564021
My dad works for Nintendo so I think I know a little more about it than you, idiot.
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>>144564090
well my dad is a police officer and he'll kick you're ass!!!
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Wait, so to get proper bow all I gotta do is defeat Heysel in the green swamp area and then give Rosaria a pale tongue? Can I use it to reallocate my points or does it just have to be donation tongue?
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>Running sneaky mage build
>Some people have so much HP they can't even be one-shot with a Soul Stream

Ember's are annoying.
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>invade forest at SL120 because I heard invasions were more difficult than duels, which I've become bored of
>first guy is like "Hey!", fights me one on one
>gets a hit or two on me with BKUGS, I drink estus
>he gives me the "wtf?" welcome gesture
>I proceed to beat his ass into oblivion until he dies
>I guess he thought it was an honor duel or something even though I'm the fucking invader?

What did he mean by this?
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>>144563419
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>>144563419
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>>144562764

>STILL NO SL90 OPTION
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>>144564251
kek
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>>144563989
Sorry m8, I only had one and I gave it to the crow.
That was Pickle pee. It was pump-a-rum
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>>144563528
this is probably the most accurate
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>>144564008
>her childs being referred to as "heavenly" exactly the same as in gwynevere's description "she went off and had several heavenly child", the fact that she was reborn herself (to explain the name change), the fact that she is reffered to as "previously a goddess of fertility and bounty" exactly the same as gwynevere... it's a lot

None of that applies to Rosaria. You're getting your lore mixed up.

The only instance of "heavenly children" is:
http://darksouls3.wikidot.com/sun-princess-ring

Nowhere does it connect "heavenly children" to Rosaria.

The "previous goddess of fertility and bounty" is:
http://darksouls3.wikidot.com/divine-blessing

Referring to the Queen of Lothric.
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>>144564178
well my dad is a child molester and he'll fuck my ass!
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>>144563150
>you run away
Holy shit who would have thought.
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>>144563419
ds1 reference after ds1 reference, usually with a texture polish and then called a done-deal
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>>144564021
check out this gaijin who can't read the original japanese item descriptions LMAO

hey fat american スキルを習得!
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>>144564246
is it fair to say that that is basically the middle finger emote of the game?

i mean i know it isn't literally but every time someone does that to me (rarely, surprisingly) from a distance it looks just like a middle finger.
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>>144563528
there is no better feeling in the world
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>>144564251
what the fuck is that mana bar
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>>144563957
If a host dies when I'm around as a blueberry I just drop down into collapse or prostration. I'm there to protect them, and I failed.
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>>144563419
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>>144564375

You can't outrun the arrows. The trick is to double back parallel to their path before starting circles.
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>>144564342
well find the rest of them and I'll give whatever you want fuck I'll even drop a boatload of stuff even +2 rings for as many as I can get
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>>144563419
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>>144564210

Donation.
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>>144564510
You can very easily run away from the arrows.
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>>144564407
How can you prove you can read the original Japanese item descriptions?
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>>144564480

This is why invasions are the best thing in DS3, regardless of what position you're in.

I love it. I don't even care if I win or lose so much as I care about cool shit happening. I do everything from host (even dried finger host, with way of the blue) to being the fun police to invading as a red to invading as a purple... people really downplay how fun invading can be if you don't give a shit except for having fun.
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>>144564395
WHY IS THERE STILL NO PLUME?
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>>144564590

You can't outrun them when he starts it up at melee range. That was the whole problem. It's even worse if you get in a couple of hits before he starts.
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>>144563957

>tfw
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>>144564590
I think he was saying you can't run straight away from the arrows. You have to go in circles.
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>>144564373
just make sure you film it and upload it to youporn :^)
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this is really hard. I forgot about this boss
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>>144564765
>You can't outrun them when he starts it up at melee range.
Then you run away. When he's charging up.
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>>144564518
Shit m8, sounds like you really hate invaders.
Just tell me something before I go looking for the ones I can get: how many would you consider a fair trade for a +2 ring?
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>>144564330
>OPTIONS HAVE BEEN LIMITED TO 80, 100, AND 120 SINCE THESE WERE THE TOP 3 CHOICES IN EVERY PREVIOUS POLL
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I did it friends

I got all the achievements
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https://youtu.be/dsLkTsFcRAU
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>>144564706
That would be why I invade as the Dancer.
One-hand the boss weapon at the start, nothing in offhand. Switch to two-handed at below 50%. Milkring, slumbering dragoncrest, untrue dark ring, pontiff's right eye. Walk slowly when approaching, circle at a walk if given the chance to.
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>>144565123
Go and rest my child
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>>144565068

>BEFORE THE ACTUAL SUMMONING RANGES WERE OFFICIALLY DISCLOSED BY FROM SOFT
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So what was the point of Dragonslayer Armour?

> Random allegiance-less knight from long-gone sect of dragonslaying fuckos (when dragons haven't existed enmasse in years) who randomly look like Ornstein randomly show up on random bridge in random kingdom and randomly assault a random unkindled who just happened to be there at the time randomly backed by the pilgrim butterflies which are only ever named in his item descriptions, one fucking time in the entire game, because why not haha also randomly he's not actually a knight it's just a set of armor but you can't actually buy his armor from the maiden just sort of randomly haha
>1 Ornstein reference per souls game is randomly not enough

Like fucking christ.
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Anybody on PC feel like getting scaled down to 20 and watching me die to Dancer a whole bunch?
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What is the best emote to use after you defeat someone, and why is it applause?

It's just so fucking condescending. Especially when you flawless victory someone, there is no better emote. Like "good job bro... you tried at least, haha."
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>>144564998
All of them I think you can get 5 d blessings per playthrough so I need at least 5 but again whatever you want man I have every +2 ring and armor and everything so it's completely up to you on what you might need
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>>144564370
and you get all these items referring to the queen of lothric by completing rosaria's quest. How do you explain the link between Rosaria, those items referring to the queen of lothric who mysteriously disappear, and the place where you complete the quest (anor londo) that has nothing to do with Lothric.
Rosaria who is the mother of rebirth, and (unfortunately I can't find the description right now), I think it is alluded somewhere that she was reborn herself. I'm not saying it is sure but there are definitely clues
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This game is so damn boring nowwww fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkWHY COULDNT THEY HAVE MADE A MORE ENJOYABLE GAME

Well, the games enjoyable but only for a week or two. Whats the word im looking for
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>>144565185
They've been winning in all the recent polls too. 90 still comes in 4th place.
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>>144565123
how does it feel to know it's all completely meaningless, and complete waste of time, and that literally no one gives a shit?

no seriously. how does it feel? take your time in responding, anon. i know it's painful. or you're autistic. or both.
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Daily reminder if you complain about Seed of a Giant Tree or reds killing reds; this game may not be for you.
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>>144565214
I've ascended beyond emojis, I just kick at the air at the place they died.
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>>144565330

Zero replay value
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>>144564594
worst burger king iteration
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man I'm good at this game

Artorias here I come
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>>144565194
The other dude described in the Sacred Oath spell might be the original owner of the armour.
Other than that i dunno.
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>>144565172
idk about other people but i'd appreciate the fuck out of this. even better if you're named "The Dancer" or "Dancer of the Boreal Valley" or something along those lines. same with any cosplay.

i really appreciate that shit, win or lose. not enough people play to have fun in this game, it's unfortunate. but i do my best at least.
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>>144565401
the worst part is theres no other games I wanna play right now and i have tons of free time
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tep18wSXNGA

anyone else here named mike?
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>>144563419
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>>144565543
Random Arabic-sounding name, unfortunately, I only got the idea to do cosplay invasions after I'd started and am trying to work up the patience to make actual separate characters for various themes.
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Anyone have the official list of meme weapons?
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>>144562428
best girl (male)
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>>144565706
>no blue
thanks from
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>>144565330
Try playing with friends?

I was bored after NG+2, so two criends and I picked really goofy builds that we've never tried before and are cooping the whole thing. Easy, but lots of fun.
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>>144565774
Anything you lose to is a meme weapon
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>>144563419
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>>144565537
>giants hammer
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>get fanmail for killing a fellow red
Anyone else get these kind of messages?
These kids make me laugh
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>>144565583

The PvP and co-op is mediocre and NG+ cycles are pointless with no changes besides + rings. Most of the cool shit is locked behind half the game, magic is terrible, and none of the bosses are even particularly fun. They removed all the good aspects of DaS2 and added a bunch of shitty new mechanics that nobody likes.

It's okay for a while but overall it's kind of a bad game.
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>dark sword + black knight shield
>get fucking destroyed by literally everything
>drang hammers + black knight shield
>meme on literally everyone with unparriable WA or just one or two R1's which are delayed as fuck

????

drang = meta or what? dark sword seems shitty once you hit 120
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>>144562428
i need a souls bf
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>>144565952
WHAT OF IT
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>>144564251
Will Zullie ever release the CE table for this? ;_;
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>>144565902
this is just so sad.
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>>144565969
No one ever sends fanmail on PS4 and im an obscuring ring aldrich faithful crystal spear throwing shitter that hides behind bow knights
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>>144565318
>and you get all these items referring to the queen of lothric by completing rosaria's quest.

You get one item, Bountiful Sunlight. which connects her to Gwynevere. Again, you're getting mixed up.

Bountiful Sunlight is a miracle that is explicitly given by Gwynevere to her maidens. The idea that Rosaria needs to be anyone other than Rosaria to connect her to Gwynevere is ridiculous when Rosaria can just be one of Gwynevere's handmaids or children. It doesn't have to go any deeper than that.

>(unfortunately I can't find the description right now)

Because I am fairly certain there is not an item description alluding to that.
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So when Sirris gets salty at you for being a Finger of Rosaria, can you kill her right there to get her armor?
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Man, I'm so glad I made this post... keep it going, guys!
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>>144566164
ez frag
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>>144565214
I've found that being really chipper and cheery really annoys the shit out of invaders, for some reason.

Wave hello, blow them up, then Rejoice/Toast/Wave goodbye never fails to generate salt. Though it might also be because I'm one of few solo hosts that will also go through the game, so losing even then might be giving them aneurysms.
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>>144566135
It's in the main CE table, change the world speed under Hero tab
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>>144564865
daddy's too big of a guy for youporn
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>oneshotting reds with just one CSS at SL120
what? how?
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>>144565902
>not naming it "Poor Little White Boy"

You missed out on a golden meme, anon. For shame.
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>>144566387
27 Vig meme + Prisoner's chain
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i-i don't understand
why do people kill reds when you are a red yourself? I've had this happen a couple of times, even though I wasn't aggressive towards the other red...
you're just ruining your odds, especially if the host has multiple phantoms.
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>>144566387
Kinda hard to dodge something you didn't even know was being cast otherwise you'd be easy meat
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>>144566021
>DaS2

You ousted yourself.

You ousted yourself.
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>>144566062
you're an antimeme now
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>>144566460
>Prisoner's chain is a good item
I love all the shitters that believe this.
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>>144566471
Happens to me all the time. I usually see the other guy get R1-spam gangbanged by the host and his buddies as I fade out too. It just seems so counterproductive.
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>>144565214

I usually like it when they fail to parry and I just parry spam over their dead body
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>>144566135
She posted it once and it got added to the General Table forever ago.

In Hero stats, there are two values, Global Speed and Player Speed. If you set Global Speed to 5 and Player Speed to 0.2, you'll be going at normal speed with enemies that are 5 times faster than normal. You can set that however you want, too. 2 Global and 0.5 Player is double speed enemies, 10 Global and .1 Player is 10 times speed enemies, etc.
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>>144566471
Some people just let their eyes roll into the backs of their skulls and let the Blood God Khorne guide their way.

That or they have brain damage I don't fuckin know
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>>144566598
firekeeper is better than both undead bitches
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>>144566471
For fun
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>>144566021
>good aspects
>of DaS2
Ya blew it.
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>>144566584

Is that like anti-matter?

If I run into an estoc R1 spammer shitter will we blow up the world?
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>>144566726
I miss powerstancing.
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What triggers Hawkwood to be able to be summoned?

I'm on a new character and his sign isn't showing up
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>>144566741
I'm sure the estoc shitter will blow up your world with a disconnect error if you kill him
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>>144566795
Has he deserted you yet?
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>>144566593
it is at low levels
I love it when shitters don't understand the game
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>>144566741
We'll test your hypothesis using the Large Maldron Collider.
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>>144566690
No need to be mean, anon.
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>>144566167
I remember getting the divine blessing in the store right after completing rosaria but it looks like it was a coincidence. alright so it's not as implied as I initially thought but there's a (small) link
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>>144566471
"Like Yellowfinger, you can choose to believe that all Fingers share camoradarie.
But do not force your romance on the rest of us."

You are hindrance, I'd rather off you and get my free estus than have you hit me at a crucial time and let the host get away to chug/summon.
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>>144566834
I don't think so. I never really noticed him doing anything in Firelink before but I was looking for his sign on this character and it's not there
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>>144566940
edgy as fuck
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>this dragon is holding your waifu captive
What do?
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>>144566726

>Power Stancing
>Ascetics
>Ratbro
>1v1faget arenas
>Warmth that wasn't dogshit

DaS2 had plenty of good things about it. There were a couple that completely ruined the game, but to say that it had no good aspects is just contrarianism.
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>>144566471
I don't want to spend the next 20 minutes chasing after a rolling host
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>>144566940
I'm sure you are such a good player than you can do a 3v1 more easily than a 3v2 + 1 estus.
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>>144567074
Slay it, then lay her.
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>>144567048
>being a red
>sole purpose is to kill others
>not edgy

And water is wet.
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>>144566940
le lone wolf :^)
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>>144567074
lightning
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>>144567074
What dragon? I just see a wimpy stick boy next to my level up machine
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>>144567074
>negative lighting absorption
>+50% damage for not having anything in equipment slots
three lighting red hilted pokes
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>>144567192
>wimpy
>boy
Anon, are you blind?
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>>144567102
3v1 is easily doable. I hate getting a rhythm going and bout to kill one or two phantoms and then some red retard comes in and does a running r1 which staggers me and i eat a combo or lets people escape.

Killing the other red is just precaution so I don't get fucked over.
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>>144567074
Death to the dragons
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>>144567128
>no anon, your spear is too big~!
>penetrate her anyways

Spear mains best mains.
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>>144567142
>sharing a common goal but choosing to be an edgy fuck and kill fellow covenant members when you're undoubtedly and invariably already outnumbered.
I always took reds for neutral evil opportunists, not Coldsteel wannabes
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>>144567275
Are furries agender?
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>>144564448
I am pretty sure I had my testing account at SL 802 at the time.

>>144566135
>>144566325
>>144566660
Yeah, I gave out the pointers for speed related stuff a while ago.
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>>144562405
generous
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>>144567142
you're supposed to go for the host, edgemaster
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>>144567252
How is it that people can equip robes and shit with dragon head on?
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>>144566720
Shouldn't you be invading as a grape then?
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>tfw killed Manus and Gwyn on my first tries on my first play through
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>>144567324
>3v1 is easily doable
please. everyone knows you're killing the red because you haven't killed anything consistently for the past two hours
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>>144567252
yet another reason why i don't get the dark sword meme

>he hits you with two R1's
>you kill him

????

it literally never seems to work out against anyone who isn't fucking braindead. either you're outranging them or outdamaging/hyperarmoring them or something. the phantom range isn't even that impressive.
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>>144567381
That dragon is obviously female, anon.
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Is this thing useable refined for quality builds? I love the simple look and versatile WA.
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>>144567368
>getting a estus is not being opportunist
>>144567406
says who? i'm not told explicitly to kill the host, i get a reward for it sure, but it's not my mission. I invade for PvP.

If you want 1v1 honor duels, you shouldn't be invading in the first place.
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>>144567401
laughed audibly
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>>144567543
>it literally never seems to work out against anyone who isn't fucking braindead.
That's exactly why it's so good :^)
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>>144567547
>obviously

why aren't dragonfags a bannable offense yet?
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>>144567518
you were playing it wrong 2bh
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>>144567530
If you wanted 1v1 go outside Pontiff's room, not invade.

I bet you bitch about Seeds too.
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>>144567568
>getting two chugs of estus is better than having another body on the field
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>>144567410
The Torso Stone changes your whole body.
The Head Stone changes only your head.
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>>144567680
Because they're literally part of the game.
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>>144567557
Yes, top 3 of the greatswords.
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>>144567401
Are you really a girl?
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What weapon lvl should my MLGS be at 80 for invasions? +3? And normals weapons +8?
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>>144567698
Two chugs of estus doesn't hit me when I'm fighting phantoms.
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>>144567368
He is being a neutral evil opportunist. Neutral means you're just evil for the sake of being evil. You don't have a code, but your decisions aren't made irrationally. You're thinking of lawful evil, you do evil for the sake of yourself but you still have some sort of personal code even if you don't follow the laws of the land.
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>>144567747
what's number 2 if ags in number 1
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Is the Prisoner's Chain worth it?
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>>144567941
That's a UGS you dink
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>>144567941
Profaned
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>>144567557
I use it for my quality build with respectable success
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>>144567568
>i'm not told explicitly to kill the host
you are, dumb fuck
>Defeat the Host of Embers of the world you have invaded to gain the strength of fire.
straight from the red eye orb description
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what if there weren't any retarded soft caps and stats only went up to 50

yes or no
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>>144567748
Would you believe me if I said I am?
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>>144567919
Chaotic doesn't mean irrational, anon.
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>>144568037
Low levels yes.
High levels no.
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>>144568037
low levels: yes
high: no
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>>144567941
twin princes and hollowslayer
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>>144568042
please respond

n
e
way
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>>144567748
stop being autistic.
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>>144563364
+8 is fine.
Free aim meme chucking is my favorite also.

Lose the fireclutch ring. I would use a scholar or priestess ring at that level get the 5 extra levels. How many great chaos fire orbs can you throw at 18 att before having to chug baja blast? I would actually drop the int and faith to 35 35 or 30 30 should still be dishing out great damage at sl 80. Then you can get 15 dex to hit the spellcasting speed cap and maybe use a better chaos infused weapon.
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>>144567557
Its pretty good
Definitely one of the best looking great swords along with Sullivan's

I get good results with it
Delayed roll attacks are pretty good
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>>144568096
That's for a reward, which is what I said.
It says to kill the host for a reward, not "YOUR GOAL AS AN INVADER IS TO KILL THE HOST OF THE WORLD YOU INVADED IN"

Way to be a retard.
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Just platinumed ds3. I liked it, good game, would give it a 8/10.

Will say one thing though, bosses feel seriously weak compared to older souls, I mean Nameless King is considered hardest, but even in NG etc I maybe died twice. Nothing on the levels of Four Kings NG++++ or faglurker.
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>>144568329
>attraction to cute girls is autism

i am the most autistic person here then
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>>144568398
Darklurker and Four Kings were easy as shit, anon. There were plenty of fights WAY more challenging than those 2.
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Should I tumblebuff CMW on my MLGS or my Crystal AGS
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>>144568373
>Definitely one of the best looking great swords along with Sullivan's
I sure hope you're referring to profaned
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>>144567745

Dragons are part of the game.

Dragonfags aren't.

Just leave our thread and go jerk off to more dragon porn already, faggot.
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Is this nigga havels knight or what

why is he literally stone with greatweapons meme
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>>144568590
lmao bruh calm down
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>>144568104
>Max SL: 100
>Every stat point gives you significant returns, no more bullshit SL200+ scaling

Fixed videogame series.
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Hardest fight out of all Soulsbourne games
2kats
prove me wrong
you cant
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>>144568520
no, asking someone on an anonymous image board if they are a girl is autistic.
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>>144567793
Y/N is enough
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>>144568713
LMAO2KAT
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>>144568536

Nah bro, Four Kings got retard hard in later games due to shit scaling. He was rapeable by iron flesh and 2handed rage mode. And Darklurker, sure he was easy for sorcery, but if you were Melee in new game plus, he was fucking lethal
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Starting a FC I'm SL 100
Ps4 old demon king bonfire right outside the boss room
Password Nbtr
Join up please
Add me if you want
[spoilers]ozyemdias
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>>144567730

Stop.

Do you want me to fall in love or something?
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>Hawkwood helps you fight to the top of dragon peak
>his A.I. is programmed to pull you to the top
>even does the path of dragon gesture to give you a hint on what to do
>later wants to murder me to get the dragon stone
>if he kills you, you don't even fight him again in dragon form
I don't understand.
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>>144568730
I usually if not always have a +10 weapon by SL80.
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Okay, I don't know what's happened but I didn't get a soul from Freja. Can you guys tell me if I need to use cheatengine to fix my save or not.? I killed all four old ones and have been approached by the creepy black mass that erupts at the bonfire so I'm fairly certain I should be able to go through the doors that block you from getting to the king. The emerald herald also commented on this, and told me to go to the king. I still don't have Freja's soul though, and the doors won't open. Now there is just this weird stone mass where the glowing red orb was after she died.

Is my save fucked?
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>>144568379
>hurr durr, there is not the word 'goal' so it's not your goal even though the invasion ends if the host has been defeated
it can't more straightforward but okay then coldsteel, I'm sure you boss dem ganksquads around like they're nothing
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>>144568704
nvm yours is better

can you pursue a career in game design right now so robutt souls doesn't have robutt level faggotry
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>>144568723
You can't ask that? Sorry I didn't no there were rules. It's not like I care.
People are allowed to be curious silly man
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>>144569006
>if you don't play how i want you to play, you're edgy coldsteel maymay xD
It's like I'm really on reddit.
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>>144567690
how is beating bosses "playing it wrong"
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>>144567074
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>>144568037
low levels yes
high levels when you're using a shield yes :^)

(I went from 37 to 42 endurance and it's pretty useful I'd say at 120, +100 or so health helps too)
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>>144568883
I already did
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>>144568941
try using an ascetic

alternatively, just do the DLCs and get 1 million soul memory and force the door open
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>>144568941

Soul on is the dead dragon at Frejas spot. Not Freja herself
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Could someone drop for me the reskin of the longsword in ds2? Anyone have it?
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>>144567324
>this game is so easy I need to turn 3v1s into 4v1s
Wow senpai teach me your sick mlg skills
Do you stream?
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>>144568723
okay
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>>144569085
but you're the redditard here
now slow walk out of this thread
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>barely win a duel in an FC
>next summon walks up and kills me
>host attacks him and he sprints off a cliff to his death
for what purpose
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>>144568901
I just wanna be in the biggest range I can at SL80. If you say it's +10 I'll probably trust you anon.
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>>144568897
>if he kills you, you don't even fight him again in dragon form

he should have transformed as soon as you started fighting him so you could fight an anime spinning dragon
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>>144569221
>white text on a white background
ree
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>>144568941
Pick up the soul she pooped on the ground
Also I thought you don't actually need the boss soul items themselves in case you transpose any of them before Shrine of Winter, just that they need to be dead.
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>>144569316

Do +8 then. Weapon level lock goes up and down 2 levels. So 8 will give you from 6-10.
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>>144568823
no fuck you last time I joined a fucking fight club the guy healed right in front of six people and no one did shit
You fucking GANGBANG THOSE FAGGOTS YOU IDIOTS
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>decide to leave my sign in lothric wall for some honorable sl120 pvp
>get summoned
>it's some phantom with a winged knight spear
>he won't stop doing the art, backstab him
>he heals and does the art some more, eventually stab him again
>get jumped on by the host

let him press buttons!! backstabs are bad manners!!!!!!
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>>144569275
For teh epic troll lulz
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>>144569238
>N-no y-you
lmao
>>144569220
Most 1v3's are 1v2s once you get the host down low enough, he'll sit back and phantoms are usually really easy to force them to go on the aggressive and punish.

Reds are easy to dispatch because it's unexpected, and I'm sorry but you're just getting in my way.
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PS4 PS4 PS4 FC FC FC
PS4 PS4 PS4 FC FC FC
Demon ruins bonfire near the old demon king door right before him
SL 100
Password Nbtr
Join quick!

PSN id is ozyemdias idk if that makes it easier to connect Like in the other games
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>>144569380
His whole goal was to be the real dragon or whatever but he doesn't even use the items. It was really disappointing.

Maybe FROM knew the dragon items are kind of shit and it would make him easier to kill.
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>>144569316
I guess it depends on where you intend to invade, since chunks are more or less unobtainable before Lothric Castle.
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>>144569384
sorry famalama have a funny pic
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>>144568713
Layer 5 Root CRD Chalice, Pthumeru Descendant is the hardest thing in all Fromsofts videogames.

Bloodborne's player character can only just manage it, if you're good. Injecting a DaS character into the game with the slow movement speed and roll dodges instead of dashes would be impossible to win.
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>>144569421
>>144569571
Oh yeah, I'm roaming around Archdragon Peak since I missed it on my first playthrough
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>>144568897
>>144569380
>>144569521
He only has the Head Stone. He wants the Torso Stone.
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>>144569506
>can't even tell the irony in >>144569220 post
and you're not from reddit? lel fuck off
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Going through Dark Souls 1 for the first time and I have a question.

If I go into NG+ can I get a second Havel's Ring?
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>>144569631
Yeah, +10 is fine.
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>>144569641
He gives you the twinkling head stone, and takes the twinkling body stone I think.

Those are just "special moves" in dragon form. It's the other two bits that let you become a dragon fag I think.
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>>144569656
>If I go into NG+ can I get a second Havel's Ring?
Yes, but equipping it won't do anything. The same ring effects don't stack.
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>>144569656
is this bait
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>>144569738
Thanks to both of you then. I'll have some fun then.
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>>144569521
>Maybe FROM knew the dragon items are kind of shit and it would make him easier to kill.

They could have just gone the comfy Haveler route and given him 8k HP.

>>144569641
He could have the normal torso stone you find in Irithyll dungeon.
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>>144569756
You can use the Twinkling Stones to become a Dragon and then they do special attacks while you are a dragon, just like the normal ones.
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so while we're on the shitty theories, what about ringfinger leonhard using a shotel "infused with the power of the moon"
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>>144568262
>no moonlight
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>>144565816
No I was done with the game after like 120 hours than spent another 80 trying new builds, Im beyond burnt out. Now to wait for an actual meaningful update (lol) or DLC
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>>144569758
they should change this, I want to see more heavy armour players but it's impractical for people to invest heavily in vit
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>>144569652
He's an idiot and assumes because I can 1v3 means I'm a good player. You're right, I must be from reddit because I lack the ability to detect sarcasm from text.

Oh look at that, that was sarcasm too. Shame you wouldn't have caught that either unless I said so.

Go be an anally ravaged >muh honor red elsewhere
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>>144569859
The fingers are each a reference to previous games. Leonhard is a reference to Bloodborne, where the moon is incredibly central to the plot of the game.
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>>144569859
There probably isn't anything more than him being a sorceror, much like Pontiff.
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>level 65
>going through NG+ with dried finger on at all times and way of blue to try and help blueberries, sometimes summon npc phantoms to get a higher chance of being invaded
>almost no invasions up to irythill
>suddenly get invaded every 30 seconds after crossing the bridge to central irythill
i don't want to fight pontiff this is too much fun
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>>144569401
>>144569185

What I'm saying is that there wasn't a soul. I didn't get one, or use or transpose it. Now there's nothing there... Does an ascetic really let me do a boss fight again? And don't I need to get all of the souls to progress through those doors&fountains?
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>>144569102
if you're playing a game known for the challenge and you play it in an unchallenging way, you're doing it wrong
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>>144569850
I guess. Even then he could have still used other dragon items, especially after he kills you and takes yours.
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>>144569135

Works surprisingly well even when cropped a bit, thanks.
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>>144569605
Why do people say these chalices are the hardest thing? You could get the same challenge out of the other souls game if you gimp yourself out of armor and/or use the calamity ring to get 2 shot which is what it comes down to in the chalices.

Everytime I hear someone say that defiled hotdog or defiled amygdala are the hardest bosses I tell them they're retarded because it comes down to not making any mistakes or you die immediately.
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>>144569874
nah, even with the buff it's still not as good as these 3 GSs but it's a solid weapon
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>>144570030
pop a ascetic at the nearest bonfire and she'll respawn, yes.
>And don't I need to get all of the souls to progress through those doors&fountains?
Not sure what you're talking about.
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>>144569996

But it doesn't even scale with int, also it says he inherited it from the goddes, so Rosaria is related to the moon somehow
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Is infusing a weapon with a Blood gem bad if they already have inherent bleed buildup, like Spiked Mace and Bloodlust? Looking for a Bleed/Strength build.
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Why can't i see summon signs anymore, yet i can still be invaded?
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>>144569786
No, I legitimately didn't know. What's wrong with asking a fucking question?
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>>144569605
Rolls and Dashes have the same amount of iframes in BB. You could roll dodge just as well as you could dash dodge.

Do you even play the game you're fellating?
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>>144570064
Heh, my wallpaper is this
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>>144570227
youre better off heavy+carthus red
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>>144570227
Blood is a useless infusion, currently.
It kills your damage, makes your weapon unbuffable, and adds less bleed than a carthus rouge.
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>>144570227
dark souls 3 or demon souls or blood borne?
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>>144570227

Never use blood, just go heavy/sharp/refined/raw and use carthus rouge
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>tfw 40/40/40 Hollow Corvian Greatknife
>tfw didn't even have to breach SL 100

Probably the most fun setup I've ever done, and I love the greatknife, too.

Other than Onikiri/Ubadachi and the Corvian Great Scythe, what other weapons work well with this setup?
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>>144569996
what does pontiff have to do with the reference to the moon ?
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>>144570401
Carthus Curved Sword
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>>144569919
anon are you okay

i'm deeply concerned for your welfare right now

please treat yourself to a tasty snack or something
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>>144570054
I can't make the game be harder, stay jelly faggot
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Hardest boss in any souls game?
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>>144570216
It says he inherited the weapon, but it does not say he got it from Rosaria. For all we know, another Finger had it and died.
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>>144570341
honestly, how does this shit even manage to happen
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>>144568363
>Lose the fireclutch ring. I would use a scholar or priestess ring at that level get the 5 extra levels.
Oh shit, I didn't think of that as an alternative. I'll have to see if that effects my damage much.
>How many great chaos fire orbs can you throw at 18 att before having to chug baja blast?
4 or 5, not sure at the moment.
>I would actually drop the int and faith to 35 35 or 30 30 should still be dishing out great damage at sl 80. Then you can get 15 dex to hit the spellcasting speed cap and maybe use a better chaos infused weapon.
That's of tempting but I want them to hit like a truck as much as possible. So does that mean the speed cap is 45 dex? I heard the sage ring gives 30 virtual dex.

And also did they nerf the damage on chaos orb? I feel like I'm doing like 20% less damage since they bumped up the mana cost for it.
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>>144570064
My dude, slightly out-of-frame faces makes some pictures so much better.
Most of the images out of my very selective porn folder feature such, and if they don't then I sometimes crop it myself.
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do you think the firekeeper would let you put it in her butt if you asked
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Just bought Dark Souls I on steam, I wanted to avoid /v/ so I decided to come here.

I'm currently on this boss: Asylum Demon
And I thought I did okay, but after 6 minutes of getting him to 50% life he hit me for all my health. Is this going to be a constant thing throughout these games? I LOVE challenge, don't get me wrong, but this sort of feels artificial? I do 2-6 damage per swing with the starter gear. It's just a battle of patience, and I'm not allowed to fuck up, it just doesn't feel like fun.

Is this what made the game popular? Or maybe I choose the wrong class to begin with.
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>>144570552

Better hope you brought a vertical weapon, fucboi
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>>144570341
Eh I have an offhand Rapier with 47 of bleed at +9 upgrade. It works fine as an offhand weapon to poke, roll punish and parry
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Why does that message in Yhorm's room refer to him as "Greatwood?
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>>144570552
That ledge in the firekeeper tower
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>>144569452
>join a SL120 FC
>okay
>everyone doing weird shit
>okay
>eventually some guy gets BS'd into falling into the arena I'm in
>bow to him, let him heal back up to full, fight him normally
>some guy backstabs the host
>another guy throws a firebomb at us, twice
>guy I'm fighting heals up multiple times, despite me hitting him a bunch while he tries to heal for some fucking reason
>he runs away, give chase and kill him
>other red soapstone summons try to fight me randomly despite being entirely unprovoked and despite this being a fucking fight club
>kill one
>another one gundyr charges me outta nowhere while I'm low health and kills me

I mean...

Just be prepared for the worst. Especially in fight clubs, show no mercy. People are assholes so if you feel like doing fight clubs play as brokenly OP as you can. I was using a broadsword at the time and wished I was using my usual BK Glaive.
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>>144570663
Sauce ASAP
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>>144570615
More or less, Blood and Poison are just pve infusions to give you access to status effects. They aren't meant to be competitive with other infusions in straight damage.
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>>144570508
you can, you don't have to though. personally I wouldn't play the game if it was easy to the point I'd beat most bosses in one try. you prefer to go the easy way, read guides and/or abuse the meta, well if that's what you like
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>>144570552
Defiled watchdog. fucking hell. video related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi6f_d_lSVc
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>>144570712
There's an alternate way. Look around. Either way, continue blind anon. Have fun.
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>>144570712
This better not be bait

Look around the boss room for a door, your turkey
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>>144570663
>slightly out-of-frame faces makes some pictures so much better.

i can tell that girl has a butterface just from the bottom half

>and if they don't then I sometimes crop it myself.

kek
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>>144570745
There are two messages right next to each other in the code, and implications that Storm Ruler was originally meant for Curse-Rotted Greatwood instead of Yhorm. From very likely put the wrong message by mistake.
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>>144570552
Any of the main bosses in defiled charlie dungeons.
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>>144569516
>PS4
>not PC

Fucking DROPPED. KYS, my man. :^)
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>>144570451

How about the Carthus Shotel? I just got that one.

>>144570552

In my opinion: Lud & Zallen

However, I'd say Loran Darkbeast if you count Bloodborne. Orphan of Kos if you don't count chalice bosses.

>>144570712

You're not supposed to fight the Asylum Demon when you first meet it. Look around the arena for another solution.
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>>144570173
Invaders who bitch about seeds are hypocritical babies.

>I-its not fair for mobs to be hitting me!
>It's completely fine for mobs to hit you because invasions are favored towards the host

Saw Scotts stream the other day and he was being a baby over Seeds, lmao. Like dude 95% of the content is PvE, get over yourself. Killing mobs isn't hard.
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>>144570712
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
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>>144570712
Read the message on the ground.
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>>144570713
big ghrus are worse
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>>144570712

There's an open door. You're supposed to run away for now.

Choosing the Black Firebombs starting gift lets you kill him super easy, too. Just run away for now though.

You're going to need to start paying better attention to the environment, quick, or you're going to find yourself sucking down pressure plate traps and skeleton gang rape before you know it.
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How to deal with the turkey dragons fire from Nameless King?

I can't seem to dodge that shit.
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>>144569919
Holy shit dude. Ippiki is that you?
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>>144570840
>>144570926
>>144570845

I saw the door, I just didn't want to skip the first boss. I feel dirty skipping content.
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>>144570712
I remember first time I tried playing Dark Souls 1 i went to the Catacombs instead of the Undead Burg and after like 2h of rage I assumed this game must be fucking kidding me and never played it again for 3 years.
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>>144571007
Don't get under the chicken
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>>144570807
lol, Manus telegraphs his moves so much all I had to do was roll around a few times for each hit you get in, there is literally no difficult move to avoid for him, and Gwyn is just fast and apparently doesn't enjoy ascended chaos fire in his face

Both of those bosses are not difficult whatsoever
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>>144570712
No this, if anything, means you're pretty good.

Keep looking around
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>>144571101
So just try to run away whenever it gets airborne? I've kind of tried that but the area damage seems pretty wide.
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hold on to your butts for the shittiest theory
>leonhard is burned on the entirety of his body
>owns a silver mask
>is said to have been born into royalty and served in the military
>he was gwyn's silver knight, he got burned when he linked the fire. he decided to go on a journey but ended up returning to serve the royalty again, gwyndolin gave him a shotel umbued with his power to watch over his sister rosaria
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>>144571167
Don't get under the chicken, it won't do the fire attack where it flies up and roasts your ass to death
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>>144571080
Just keep going, you can fight it there but.. well, you'll see.
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>>144570657
Well the int or faith rings wouldn't really bump up your damage. I was trying to say respec to 35 int 40 faith and use the ring and put those 5 lvls into vig. It has been show the clutch rings aren't as effective in PVP as in PVE. They give iirc 6% more damage for the still 15% more damage taken. They really are not worth it.

You need to wear armor with some defence also it really shouldn't be neglected on any character. Important since r1 spamming straight sword users are so prevalent. medium armor at the least is mandatory.
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>>144571208
silver knights are not human
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>>144571208
Oh cmon, anon.
RINGfinger Leonhard. He's just a waifufag
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>>144571080
Then come back later you dingus.

An important skill in Dark Souls is the ability to recognize when you're outmatched and go somewhere else for a bit. Don't go trying to kill bosses with a broken sword.
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>>144571327
I'm just going to keep trying to kill him, then I'll explore. I don't want to miss anything. I just have to be perfect, it gets annoying when he puts his back against the wall and I'm in a tough spot and either can''t move because I'm pinned or I can't get behind him to be safe from his swings.
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>>144571080

There's not much content to be had by chipping away at that fatass with a broken sword for 10 minutes.

If something in the game feels like bullshit, there's a better way to go about it that you need to find. Except Bed of Chaos. BoC is just pure bullshit and not even the most contrarian douchebag in the world would say otherwise.
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>>144570856
She kinda is, not gonna lie, but the point I'm making is that her face isn't exactly the focus of the image, and in fact I prefer when it isn't.
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>>144571116
Kalameet is the hardest boss in DaS1, because there are areas of his arena where his attacks will move him over the geography in peculiar ways, so attacks you can normally dodge with ease suddenly shift their hitboxes around, and he can even turn some attacks into multihits. Also, any time he's near a wall, things can get messy.
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>several years back
>literally completely blind first playthrough of DaS beyond knowing it's a difficult game
>start tutorial area
>"oh no weapons, ok"
>reach first bonfire
>"Oh hey that's a cool sword, neat"
>"I can't pick it up, fuck"

I wanted to use the bonfire sword, and until 3 I could. And of course it fucking sucks ass
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>>144571417
Okay now it's definitely bait.

You gave me a fine laff, m8.
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>>144571349
>An important skill in Dark Souls is the ability to recognize when you're outmatched
Don't listen to this, this is the opposite of getting good.
If you have trouble with something you don't, leave and come back overleveled. You man the fuck up and get good.

Fuck anyone who suggests otherwise.
>>144571417
>I'm just going to keep trying to kill him,

That's the spirit
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>>144571271
Alright, thanks. I'll try that instead.
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DOES ANYONE HAVE 2 UNUPGRADED AVELYNS THEY COULD PASS ME?

I need them for a run I'm doing.
I'm on PC
meet me at high wall, pass dsg

Make a save before you pass them to me and you won't lose anything, can anyone help?
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>>144571552
There's a fine line between needing to git gud and doing 2dmg per hit to an enemy. You need to learn from the situation and asses whether what you're doing is going to yield results or if the game is literally telling you it's not what you're supposed to do.
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Is Pale Shade set the most based armor in ds3? barely anyone has it but it looks great
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>>144568883
beautiful right?
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Nobody tell him about the special reward you get if you beat him with the broken sword. He'll end up smashing his face against it for hours.
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>>144571080

You'll fight it again later with a better weapon.

And by "later", I mean at the end of the Asylum.

I am telling you this so you don't swing at him with a broken sword for hours.
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>>144571417
It is literally impossible to find every single thing in Dark Souls while blind.

Hell, years and thousands of hours later and I still keep finding new stuff.
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>>144571639
>DOES ANYONE HAVE 2 UNUPGRADED AVELYNS

sure you got at least 5 slabs you can give me?
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>25000000 Silver Mask
>25001000 Leonhard's Garb
>25002000 Leonhard's Gauntlets
>25003000 Leonhard's Trousers
>25500000 Sneering Mask
>25501000 Pale Shade Robe
>25502000 Pale Shade Gloves
>25503000 Pale Shade Trousers

Does anyone else think it's slightly suggestive that Leonhard's Set, with it's dark colors and silver mask, is right next to Pale Shade's Set, with it's white robe and gold mask? I feel like they were conceived as a pair.
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>>144571785
LIQUID
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>>144571785
>gray eyes

HNNN
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Is it the fucking Leonhard theory hour or something
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>>144571861
You can't trade materials, anon.
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>>144571770
it looks great. this game needs more white and golden armor.
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>>144571985
>t. leonhard
>>
theory:

rosaria is my mummy and leonhard is a KEK
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Less Content than DaS1 and DaS2
Less Content than DaS2 alone
Removed mechanics and changes from DaS2
Copy of DaS1
Removed mechanics from DaS1
No Poise
No working covenants
Less covenants than DaS1
Less covenants than DaS2
Smaller world
No difficulty
No replayability
No weapon variety
No Powerstancing
No Twinblades
Fanservices because muh das1
Last boss is literally " Hey remember that one boss"
Story line a mess
Cut content
Censored Content (Ocelotte)
Nothing but DaS1 call backs
Little to no DaS2 references to help make sense of the lore
Anor Londo out of nowhere
Andre out of nowhere
World not accurately connected
Bridge where Stray Demon is is not the same bridge you look up to at Farron Keep Perimeter
Turning off flames in FArron Keep but still able to see them lit from Vordt's Bonfire
NPC summon glitch
Reused bosses (Gundyr, Blue Gundyr)
Bonfires 5 feet from each other (Wolnir, Pre-bridge, Post-bridge)
Reused assets
Reused sound assets
Soulless pale imitation of DaS1
Shit pvp
Shit pve
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>>144571985

>Is it the fucking Leonhard theory hour or something

What did he mean by this? Could Leonhard actually be Gwyn?
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>>144571885
CARTHUS WORM IS SOLAIRE
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>>144572114
blame marketing towards casuals
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wouldn't it make sense for the first scholar to be seath?

i say this because aldia is shit and ds2 is shit.
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>check out twitch to see if any one is doing invasions
>BrandonBHV apparently doing invasions on a sunday with 140-something viewers, okay I'll check it out
>It's actually a gank squad of him with his friends who he keeps resummoning
>gets mad when called out on his cancerous bullshit ruining the game

And that's when I realized I should never watch twitch on the weekends, where only the worst people are streaming.

Feel free to drop by and leave him some hate message if you want. The guy is an autistic faggot. See for yourself if you don't believe me, he gets super mad at anyone giving him shit about ganking.
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>>144572119
>leonhard has burns on his face
>gwyn got burned
>both have an "n" in their name and so does burning, which is what both of them did
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>>144572114
when will you finally fuck off? you've been shitposting in these threads for 2 good years now
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>>144571861
You can't trade materials, but I can upgrade something you want on another character.

You have to pass me the item and I'll upgrade it and pass it back to you.
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>>144572261
>watching any streams of this game
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>>144572272

coNfirmed
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>>144572261
>want to watch a memewatch stream
>one of the most popular streamers is some ugly girl with a huge cleavage
>her voice is also annoying as fuck

and people keep throwing money at this, I wonder if twitch is actually a fetish side in disguise.
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>>144567401
Not naming that "FABULOUS!!!!!!!"

You had one job.

"I'm Super; thanks for asking" would have also been acceptable.
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>>144572541
Is that your best attempt at humor?
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>summon grape for a FC
>he spends 2-3 minutes trying to tumblebuff
>red throws a duel charm
>grape black crystals out
lmao
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>>144570173

Seeds are annoying with how common they are but they really aren't a problem most of the time. The real problem is how even with a Seed PvE enemies barely track you so you can't even lure them to the host.
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>>144572613
The world is not ready for me to unleash my best.
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>>144572247
he's the father of sorcery, so yes
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>>144572530
I often wonder the same.

The host of this stream just fell down the fucking ladder area of farron keep and died. It's painful to see how fucking awful these guys are.

Still hard to believe people are actually watching people abuse the gank mechanics of the game. Sad, really.
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>>144572731
you're so fucking cringe
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>>144572064
Fire witch armor and painting legs
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>>144572669
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>>144570173
Seed alone isn't OP on it's own, it becomes OP when you've got 2-3 phantoms backing the hosts ass up and invaders are getting fist fucked from every direction.
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>>144572792
That was even my full [cringe] potential.

>>144572912
Doesn't that go without saying though?

The way it should work is that using the Dried finger should disable seeds.
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>>144572912
Awww, what's wong can't wun from some wil mobs?
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>>144572912
it should have a counterpart, like activating friendly fire between friendly phantoms and host
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Reds should be able see and summon red signs when invading.

Would make for much better pvp
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>>144572912
Mobs also go for hosts and phantoms buddy. They don't exclusively gun for you.
Maybe if you reds weren't bitches in DaS1 PvP then it would never have been added.
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>>144572835
fuck you that's my fashion i invented it
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>>144573183
This is interesting. Sure would prevent ganking, or at least the worst parts of it.
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>>144572835
the stupid curly shoes on the pants bother me more than they should tho.
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Anyone ever deal with audio lag on Dark Souls for PC? I played the game about a year ago and it was perfectly fine, but when I started it up again, there's noticeable audio lag in menus, when you're walking/running, and during combat. No performance lag, just audio.

I'm running Windows 10 and am using DSFix as well. Not sure if getting rid of GFWL screwed anything up. Reinstalled the game but still have the lag. Going to try and reinstall DSFix next.
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>>144573215

Actually agree with this.
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>>144573215
>red runs away to summon phantoms
>comes at host
>kills host phantoms
>host runs to summon phantoms
>kills reds phantoms
>red runs away to summon phantoms

nah
sounds really fucking du
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>>144573215
>>144573215
Nah, that is stupid and would make Ganking and FC griefing way too easy.
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>>144573215
Red invasions shouldn't prioritize ganksquads
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I liked the Frigid Outskirts
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>>144571014
here's the proper pic you dumb shitass
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>>144573643
it would be a bit nightmareish

and if you do play solo, you could get reds who try to invade and do the rolling summon thing to get ganksquads as well
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>>144571328
>They give iirc 6% more damage for the still 15% more damage taken. They really are not worth it.
Shit, really? Does anyone have some info on this? I don't have any friends to test it with.
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Why is my Longsword just bouncing off this guy? What is he weak against?
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do npc invaders still show up if you're not embered?
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>>144574070
sword but hole
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>>144574079
no, you have to be embered
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>>144573215
I think this would be good if it was conditional.
Like if you could only see them when there's already 1 or 2 phantoms present

>>144574070
stab him in the ass
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>>144574070
>Why is my Longsword just bouncing off this guy?
use it with two hands
>>144574079
no
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>>144574070
stab him in the ass
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>>144566598

YURIA A CUTE

A CUTE
>>
tfw stuck in anor londo in ds1 with 0 humanity

start a new character y/y?
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>No covenant that automatically summons more reds to help if the host has phantoms, like a bizarro darkmoon
>Instead we got 2 of the exact same covenant
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>>144574242
>>144574274
The Boars at the Archives have protected butts, you can't backstab them like the one at the Parish
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>>144574274
>>144574242
>>144574215
The Hogs in Seaths place do not have exposed assholes you fucking retards
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>>144572114
t w o years of development time
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>>144574287
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>>144570945
you talking about that scott jund faggot? that guy is the worst, I remember everyone in /dsg/ laughing about a stream highlight he had during DS2 where he was literally on the verge of tears over someone killing him when he was using a faggot mage build
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>Trying to play a sorcerer
>Knight set looks so good I still can't wear anything else

SEND HELP
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>>144574419
rude
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>>144572247
There's virtually nothing connecting him to Aldia aside from being the first scholar, but a first scholar in completely different facility in another place and another time. He's either an original character or Pontiff before he went full asshole.
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>>144574419
i don't get this image
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>>144574521
Orbeck is pure

Orbeck is love
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>>144574419
>patches on the hitlist
>tumblr
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anyone wanna host some gladiators
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>>144574614
>haha we hate that one website remember, us legion xD
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>>144574070
I really wish they brought that helmet back from DaS1
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>>144574614
>Not wanting to kill patches for being a faggot
>>>/lgbt/
>>
Can anyone link me to a good great bow build? I wanna do some catacombs fuckery and knock people off the bridge.
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>>144571639
>>144571639

Anyone?
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>>144574614
half the fanart you guys post here is from tumblr artists lmao
grow up
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>BrandonBHV on twitch doing ganks and thinking he's good

I mean, you guys can do whatever you want but if you want some fun feel free to troll the guy. He's pretty much everything you've ever imagined your gankers to be like.
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I actually think ganks are a necessary evil in ds3 kind of. It fucking sucks when its 3v1 or 4v1, but 3v3s are the shit.

>tfw you kill the host's summon and then kill him again when he's resummoned
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>>144574690
>>144574807
Knew I'd trigger some tumblrtards.
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>>144574419

To be fair, while Orbeck does come to treat you like a friend, there's a few indications that he really did harbour ambitions like Yuria describes at some point in his life.

He tells you that killing people is foolish after you get the request from Yuria, was clearly unsatisfied with his life prior to getting Sorcery scrolls, and eventually leaves, wanting the time he spent teaching you sorceries to be a pleasant memory, rather than ending on bad terms.

It's pretty clear that he's immensely grateful to the player by the end though, given that not only did the player give him scrolls that allowed him to explore sorcery, but the player was also his student, allowing him to act as a sorcerer in truth by passing knowledge on, rather than simply an assassin using sorcery.
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>>144574614
>Artstyle is rather nice
>But nope, it came from a site /v/ told me to hate
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>>144574843
someone already posted this exact same thing
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>>144574768
for knocking things off just go for the minimum requirements on any greatbow and use obsuring ring
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>>144574679
Event's over, just host a normal FC
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>>144574614
>help people fall into Patches trap at Cathedral
>if there are other summons, they start attacking at Patches ghost like some kind of retard
>sometimes my hosts get confused and attack Patches after we find him again
>he always kills them
Patches weeds out the retards, I love him.
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>>144574604
let's run our own little school, anon-kun ~ !
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>>144574728
I want my fucking parasite egg back dammit. Or give me something like the candlehand that's permanent.
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>>144575018
>meanwhile a hollowed sorcerer is watching from below
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>>144575018
>no option to say he can stay and he's not a burden
>no option to hug him when he starts crying
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>>144575018
why is his butt so sweaty

i see no indication that the road of sacrifices is that hot / humid
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>>144574876
He got kicked out because he become undead. I think he was ambitious initially, but out of bitterness of what happened to him. Then after you help him become a real wizard he calms down a little.
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>>144574070
Because you're not using the best weapon in the game fuccboi.
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>>144575201
Memes aside Zwei is pretty comfy.

Claymour was nice too.
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>>144573301
I got the game in japanese before it was even released elsewhere so come off it dude
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>>144575176
he's thinking about all those "scrolls" he is gonna get.
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>>144574614
Patches is cancer and so are you.
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>>144575453
someone died like a faggot cleric and joined the firekeeper corpses
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>>144574764
>>144575453
>buttmad clerics
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>>144575018
>male artists migrate to draw Overwatch porn, because more waifus and wider audience
>fujoshit still produce they shit
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Apologize.
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>>144574867
It's fun the other way around too. I got invaded while solo. He ran into enemies so I summoned a stream of phantoms to exhaust his Estus.

After the last one died he chugged back to full and once more to show he had no estus left. At that point he realized I wasn't going to chase him into the enemies, and so he came at me.

Poor bastard probably thought he would have an easy win. I beat him 1v1 without getting touched, without healing.

As he faded out, I spammed "point down."

He was using a BKGA pre-nerf, BTW.
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>transport to Archdragon Peak
>start heading uphill
>invasion message
>see him come down
>hidden body
>run right past him
>light bonfire
>see him running back uphill
>wave gesture
>run in to kill dragon
>kicked invasionfag out

The only way this could be better is if he sent hatemail.
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>>144574370
you can farm humanity off rats

be more careful with your humanity, it's kind of a pain to get in ds1
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>>144575570
>artists draws one feminine penis over another
Can't we just like all the fuck boys instead of getting anal pained when "muh favorite" isn't the focus?
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>>144575041
Fun fact: There's a SpEffect in the game that hides your head, locks your helmet slot, and releases a cloud of white feathers, and another SpEffect fairly near it that hides your head, locks your helmet slot, and releases a black splash of liquid.

If I had to guess, there is going to be an Angel transformation and a Pus of Man transformation in the DLC.
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>>144575201
i miss you, dad

though many may not, it was fun to fight you giantdad chaoszwei niggerfaggots and i genuinely would like to see a return of the legend, just to witness everyone sperg out and lose to superior minmaxing
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I don't get it, Astora Straight sword says I need 12 FTH to use it, yet the damage doesn't change if I add the points need.

Whats up?
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>>144575041
I just want more sill fun headgear in general. The Boar helmet is just the best example.
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>>144575181

He was kicked out because he became Undead, but it's clear that he was never treated as a real sorcerer, but instead as an assassin, no matter how much sorcery he learnt.

He definitely calms down after you give him some scrolls though, and he realizes that he's gone deeper into the true nature of sorcery than any of the Vinheim sorcerers.

He's genuinely one of the nicer characters in the game once his character quest is complete. A real pair of bros, him and the Ashen One.
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>>144575201
I'm doing an Oscar of AStora build. Straight Swords only. I would only use the ASS but its jsut too weak to reliably use post Sens Fortress
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>>144575612
>barbute
>furry shoulders
>pleasant aqua colours
Faraam best armour.
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>>144574867

Sure but most of the time they're just abusing game mechanics. Literally watch BrandonBHV's stream right now and tell me that's okay.

>one of the guys agrees to 1v1 someone
>loses
>"lol that guy was parry spamming he's trash man he's gaarrrbage"

These are literally the people you're facing in gank squads.

Even if you win they'll just make some excuse about whatever you did being OP or scrubby and say they weren't at fault and you're trash.

That's literally DS3 right now. That's how bad it is. This is how gank squads actually think. You think you beat that 1v4 and now they feel bad? No, they're making some excuse about parry spamming or ultra weapons or whatever they can think of and continuing to gank other people. You win and they just excuse it by saying your garbage because of one excuse or another. And when they win by 3v1'ing an invader with BKG's they think they're legitimately good.

This is the game we play. Have fun, assholes.
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>>144575795
It has a 12 FTH requirement but it doesn't scales with Faith because fuck you
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>>144575570
>more waifus
the only qt one is mercy tho.

oceiros porn when?
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>>144575363
>Zwei is pretty comfy.

You right. I remember first finding it when I started DaS a year or so after launch. I scrapped whatever straight sword garbage run I was doing at the time, rolled a new character for it and never looked back.
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>>144575835
from what he said I don't think he learned much sorcery at all, probably just basic stuff to make stealth kills on behalf of the actual guys running the school.

I really didn't like him at first but the guy kind of grows on you.
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>>144573409
I agree, painting legs look retarded

fire witch torso+black leather pants on female character is pretty great though
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>>144575526
It's physically impossible to die to any of his retarded "traps" when you have tons of means to warp out.
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>>144575795
Probably has to do with any special effects.
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>>144575018

>character displays basically no feminine traits at all
>Acts in a perfectly reasonable manner
>Even just looks like a normal guy
>Fujos draw porn of him getting fucked

I don't get this meme.
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>At SL200
>not sure what build to play
>Decide to go paladin
>Refined Lothric UGS
>60 Faith
>Sunlight weapon
>1080 AR
>hit like a weak noodle

Okay..

>respec to bleed build
>hollow painted guardian sword+10
>carthus rogue
>99 luck 40dex/40 str
>no damage
>swap with Anri's sword
>650 AR

SIX HUNDRED AND FIFTY AR ON A STRAIGHT SWORD AND CAN BE BUFFED ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Can't wait to 30int/30fth so i can have all buffs at my disposal .
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>>144575363
Zwei is number 2, but Claymore is number 1
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Is Dragonslayer Axe viable on a quality build?
Is anything not viable on a quality build?
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>>144575570
Good.
GOOD
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>>144575739
>mfw 69.0 - 69.9% equip load
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>>144575692
I`m still triggered by Bloodborne situation 90% r34 is gaystaff.
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>>144575983

He knows all the Vinheim spells off the bat, short of Logan's spells, which are either unknown in Vinheim, or kept to the very highest levels of the School.

He might have learnt some of them in his studies in Lordran, but he was probably educated to a Journeyman-ish level even before he became Undead.
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It really is quite sad when the biggest trouble you might face in NG+ isn't any opponent but rather potential framerate drops in crucial moments when somewhere up high. causing you to fall to death.

Yes, I just died my first death in NG+ by falling off the rafters in Cathedral because of a freeze frame just as the crossbow guy shot at me.
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>>144576076
What's wrong with that? Not every homo is a stereotype.
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>>144575976
I used Claymour at first but a friend showed me how to find the Zwei. I ended up trying it on my own game and the move set was just too comfy.

Claymours moveset changed in ds2 so I ended up sticking with the Zwei since. I was kind of mad it wasn't available until later game. Glad you can get it early in DS3.
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>>144576076
>character displays basically no feminine traits at all
>Fujos draw porn of him getting fucked

I don't understand your point.
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>>144575670
i didn't fully understand the system at the time, where are the rats located? None in anor londo i assume?
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>>144576283
You need to allocate more memory space to Dark Souls 3.
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>>144576243

Isn't 90% of Bloodborne poll about the Doll?
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>>144576190
almost EVERYTHING is viable on a quality build.

Don't you Raw Dragonslayer's anyway and rub it with lightning juice?
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>>144576154
I'm running a 60 FTH build using a Lightning Lothric UGS and I have yet to run into anything problematic, at SL120.
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>>144575990
People still seem to considering how much those butt hurt clerics hate him. You greatly over estimate how smart the player base is.

Literally just had a host fall down an elevator shaft because he forgot to lower it. Big gaping hole, still fell in.
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>>144576243
is it featuring Alfred or daddy petrolpenny?
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How long does a softbunn last?
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>>144576325

I guess.

It's just kind of weird. I suppose he has his share of normal fanart, anyway.
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>>144576418
No, I have imperssions that Father Gascoigne has more porn than all From female characters combined.
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>>144574876
>he really did harbour ambitions like Yuria describes at some point in his life
of becoming a great sorcerer, not the lord of hollows
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>>144576265
I know he knew some, I'm just saying that whatever job he had pre-undead didn't seem to let him really learn magic in detail.
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>>144576541
lol
>>
>you will never explore Thorolund
>you will never study there
>you will never go on a journey with Rhea and find the rite of kindling

why even live?
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>>144576076
>constantly tells you to stay safe
>tells you all about himself
>leaves before he thinks he'll spoil the memory of your time together
>blubbering

Sounds like love to me, only natural that artists would draw him being fucked from there.
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>>144576443
I just mean slapping a refined gem in it my man, i don't plan in using a faith build.
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>>144575990

>ohohoho
>surrounded by ladies
>every mans dream right

>cast spook
>hop down a few coffins

Man should have known not to mess with a Vinheim spook.
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>>144576412
I already did. It fixed any framerate drops in 'normal' areas that are not Firelink Shrine or that are very high up, overlooking huge strips of land.

In those areas, namely the upmost level in Cathedral, almost all of Lothric Castle's outdoors and, for some inexplicable reason, Firelink Shrine I still get horrible drops on a regular basis, though.
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>>144576409
In the sewer, there's an area with a bunch of them near a bonfire from what I remember. I don't think there would be any in Anor Londo, no.

You can also farm some off some things in the DLC I think, but I don't think you can go there yet.
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>>144576503
>is it featuring Alfred or daddy petrolpenny?
>or

You sorry fool.
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>>144576591
pappa G is a gift to mankind
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Firekeeper > Orbeck
Karla > Orbeck
Sirris > Orbeck
homos please neck yourselves.
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>>144576418
One doesn't necessarily exclude the other, anon.
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>>144576735
Whenever anybody mentions dragonslayer I immediately think of that cheesy raw+resin shit.

Regardless, it looks like it's only D/D refined so I would pass on it.
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Want to play DaS3
But no reputability

Want to play BB but no content

Want to play DaS1, but burnt out

Want to play DeS, but too outdated and archaic


G-guess, I'll SoFTS Dx11, since I haven't experienced that...
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How many spells does Orbeck sell?


He has 22 for sale in my game. I think I missed a scroll since he's not going off to finish his questline.
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>>144570401
A L M O S T E V E R Y T H I N G
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>>144576839
I thought people favor gascoigne and that's why alfred was largely ignored.
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>>144576946
Play a different franchise and come back later.
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>>144576730

>sounds like love

Sounds like gratitude. You've literally fulfilled his wish to reinvent himself as a sorcerer.

He also gives you a shitload of rewards for his quest.

A gesture, two rings and eventually the Morian blade with no effort (if you pick up his ashes in the Archives).

Only Sirris's questline is more rewarding from a reward perspective, and it's infinitely more annoying to complete, especially blind.

And Siegmeyer too, I suppose.
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>>144576946
Maybe it's time to play something else, anon
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Man they made Rapport fucking fun in this one.

Shame it's locked behind so much of the game.
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>>144577065
>alfred was largely ignored
He become very popular on tumblr.
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>>144576946
try to play something else and you'll start to replay dark souls/ dark souls 3 in no time.

>tfw played two hours of overwatch today
>realized how enjoyable dark souls 3 actually is
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>>144576639

It's likely that they taught him all the basic stuff and most of the intermediate stuff, but kept the real stuff (Logan and Xanthous) from him, because as far as they were concerned, he didn't need to know it.
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>>144576898
Is that considered masturbation?
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>invaded by mad dark spirit ??? in King's Garden
>non-hostile, runs around with a torch for a little while
>prostration-s and the jailer robe clips through to show their character's ass
>I applaud
>they use "Thank you" carving
>BC out
the absolute madman
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>>144577108
>You've literally fulfilled his wish to reinvent himself as a sorcerer.

You learned all those sorceries, not him. You let him enjoy being in a school setting (kind of?) regardless it felt that way to him, not because of the scroll, but because you humored him. You're the master wiz and all he did was interpret the scrolls for you.

After that, he knew he would be useless, you're the master and he's not. He valued your company more than becoming a sorcerer. And now that you didn't need his company anymore, he got teary eyed and left. He was probably hoping you'd tell him to stay, but you don't.
>>
Fresh DS1 start or NG+ DS2?
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>>144577329
>play shit game
>realize how much shittier it is over another shit game
?
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>>144577478
>get some strange invaders
>my hosts always attack them
>they seem sad host won't play along
>they die
>meanwhile I have to dried fingers or wait around to get invaders in my game
lonely...
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>>144577065
The joke is that you didn't need to say "or" because I've seen at least one fanart featuring Alfred and Gascoigne.
>>
i fucking hate da rk souls3
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How good is Soul Stream at 40 INT in PvE and/or PvP?

I know that it can often one-shot people in PvP with 60 INT, though I'm considering using it as my main or even sole ranged Sorcery for my MLGS build.
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>>144577476
If you make a sexdoll of yourself and fuck it, is it masturbation? At best it's just very narcissistic.
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>>144577634
everything is shit these days but sometimes you need to play different shit to appreciate the other shit.

tho, they have one thing in common, it's the people that make the game unenjoyable.
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Nameless King doesn't fucking read your controller input to charge at you when you chug your estus flask like practically every other enemy on this game does.

Nameless King is a true gentleman, man what a fight.
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Anyone PvPing in Dark Souls 3 on PS4?
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>>144570745
>>144570905
this also makes me wonder what is inside of the greatwood? i was wondering if thats how giants are born, since the arm looks a bit human. i was thinking it came out prematurely to defend itself from the player
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>>144576898
Do you think Maria ever saw the Doll?
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>>144577919
Invading, but yes
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Is this a good MLGs build?

https://mugenmonkey.com/darksouls3/37244

Not really sure about the sorceries, and I don't really want to wear the dumb crown. I do figure I ought to have at least 18 attunement though. I would hope to actually use this in duels (where I probably wouldn't use soul stream)
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World with a host - 1 Invader
World with a host and fingers - 2 Invaders summoned separately
World with a host and 1 phantom - 1 Invader
World with a host and 2 phantoms - 1 Invader who can summon another invader
World with a host and 3 phantoms - 2 Invaders summoned separately who can summon 1 more invader

Literally 100% more fun invasions. There would obviously need to be some sort of penalty or timer for summoning, I'd say a timer of 5 mins between each summon, both for host or invaders would help with the current problem of being able to constantly resummon after the original 1-3 summons of white phantoms or additional invader.
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>>144577919
yeah, I have 3 characters for invasions and one sl 99 character in ng++ for fun times in anor londo.
>>
>invade host
>he has two scalled down fuckbuddies
>clearly a very shit new player
>slowly trade with them every so often while using blessed offhand, chime WA and sun princess ring with a simple weapon for infinite healing
>hide in mobs
>if they do follow me, fight them
>if they seed I just BC
>they always not follow me, even if it's against those hollows right before dragon barracks
>my goal is to slowly whittle down host's estus so tha he can't clear the area
>once that is near I hide somewhere with branches + rings to hide fully from them
>they never find me
>some time later
>connection lost

Every time without fail this happens, they won't even kill themselves.
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So who else here plays DS1 strictly beef jerky because it's not worth getting invaded when every invader has maxed out weapons at every point in the game, not to mention maximum divine blessings / humanity / twin humanity / elizabeth mushrooms.
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Is Prince Lothric weak to any element?
I'm fighting Twin Princes with my Sorcerer build on NG+ and goddamn, Lothric is suddenly at least as resistant as Vordt.
Lorian goes down easily enough but I am not doing shit to Lothric and it becomes a battle of attrition that I end up losing.
I'm using a Crystal Lothric Knight Sword by the way, barely put any points into STR/DEX
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>>144577609

The very fact that he's capable of interpreting those scrolls (And the player is not), indicates that his skill in theoretical sorcery vastly surpasses the player. Whether he's capable of using those sorceries effectively in combat is another matter.

And while he definitely valued your company, he's an eminently practical man. You had a deal. You both fulfilled your end of the bargain, and got on well enough. It was a pleasant enough time, where he got to be a real teacher of sorcery, and the player got to learn powerful sorceries. He chooses to end the whole deal there, because there's no more reason for him to hang around, and he'd prefer to end on a good note and move on than inevitably wait for there to be a reason for you to come to blows.
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>>144578271
I would, but I dislike being ugly.
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>>144578271
Really?
Holy shit, ded game
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>>144578291
Prince Lorian:

Weak to Lightning
Weak to Frostbite

Prince Lothric:

Weak to Slash
Weak to Thrust

Resistances

Prince Lorian:

Resistant to Dark

Prince Lothric:

Resistant to Dark

Immunities

Prince Lorian:

Immune to Poison
Immune to Toxic

Prince Lothric:

Immune to Poison
Immune to Toxic


http://darksouls3.wikidot.com/bosses:the-twin-princes
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>>144578291
He's resistant to all of them, weak against most melee attacks, just get another lothric knight sword but make it raw.
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>>144578271
You can play offline.
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>>144578271
They only place I stay hollow is the Parish, because it is the only place where twinks are an actual annoyance.
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>>144578271
Invasions are fun and I'm not a bitch.
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>>144578183
I have said and will continue to say, one of the biggest ways they could improve the Ganksquad situation is by removing the third White/Gold slot and replacing it with a reserved Purple slot.

Mound Makers are something that could be gamechanging but are just poorly implemented.
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>>144575612
Why should I apologize? From is the one who should be for making DS2 so shit.
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>>144578503
>Prince Lothric
>Weak to Thrust
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>>144577724
you need 45 int for soul stream
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Seeing Bloodstains like these makes me wish they kept Bloodpools
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>>144578010
Congrats, you have enough FP to cast each spell once before having to drink a powerade.
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>>144578503
>>144578515
Cool, so stabbing him with a Raw Lothric Knight Sword using R2 attacks should work.
Thanks m80s
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>>144578503
>weak to thrust
ohoho

Also Lothric isn't resistant to dark, he's completely immune. You won't even get damage numbers when hitting him with a pure-dark damage spell.
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>>144578712
Oh right. Well, pretty sure I can cut some 5 points somewhere or use the Scholar ring for that without many noticeable drawbacks.
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>>144578713

I can't believe they didn't. They really were shitloads of fun, I watched almost every single one I found.
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>>144571639
>>144571639
>>144571639

CAN ANYONE SAVE ME PLEASE
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Replaying DS1 because I never did go through that Artorias DLC. Tried once and kept getting fucked by the sanctuary guardian.

What's the ideal point in the game to go for it?
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>>144578728
As I said, I probably wouldn't use those. Soul stream would just be something I equipped on invasions or something. Crystal soulmass is probably worth it though.
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>>144578594
Except that after they max their covenant, reds and purples are no different from each other when invading. The only thing is that the purple is limited to the number of phantoms he can kill.
But at that point getting items is out of question, and anyone who invades will only do whatever they feel is fun, be it killing the other invader or fucking around, no matter their color.
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>>144578710
rise, if you would..
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>>144578839
soul stream is pretty bad at 45 int any way, I'd take soul spear/crystal soul spear instead
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>>144578914

Good luck buddy.
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>>144578713
Excuse my ignorance, but what are/were Bloodpools?
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>>144579021
Alright, thanks for the tip, will avoid it for that build.
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>>144578985
>when invading.

I mean for summoning. Players should not be able to have three unrestricted phantoms. A host only being able to summon a Mound Maker as their last phantom would serve to balance it out.
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>>144579039
you're not my buddy, pal
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>>144575715
Please tell me there's a webm of this.

someone

pls
>>144575814
Yeah me too. They should've made xanthos bigger.
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Best bros
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>>144579042
They were added in Dark Souls 2: Arcade Edition

If there were multiple Bloodstains in one area they become a Bloodpool.

If you use it you see like 8 or some players all dieing at once
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>>144579042

If lots of people died in one area, instead of a blood stain, a blood pool would form. If you interacted with the pool, it basically activated all the stains at once and you got to watch like 8 red ghosts all super meat boy die at the same time. It was fucking hilarious.
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>>144578183
The only thing fun about invasions is ganking invaders faggot asses.
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>>144578914
I'm pretty sure I still have mine lying around, unupgraded. That'd be one, at least.

Where on High Wall do you want to meet up?

You better respond fast, I was just about to fap.
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>>144573484
Anybody have any ideas?
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>>144579180
There were some amazing bloodpools in DS2.

I liked ones near cliff sides with a difficult ledge underneath them to fall to.
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>>144579187
>Global achievements for Dark Souls 3
>Light a bonfire flame for the first time
>89.8%
Do people drop this game before they get to the first bonfire?
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Anyone in PC that can drop me a Farron's Greatsword/Abyss watchers' soul? SL120
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>>144579140
And then they just ask their buddy to password as a purple. Ever found an allied red? It's awful to fight.
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>>144579241
I'm here, if you make a save before you pass it to me, not only will you not lose it but you could pass me two of them that way, do you have the save file mod?
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>>144566598
Why do people draw her with a ponytail?
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>>144579318
>memesword
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>>144579294
people buy games but never play them
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>>144579362
>people
Isn`t it the same artist?
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>>144579284

Just imagine the pools you'd see around ghru leapers, all running around before all having seizures at once and falling over dead
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>Trying to parry in PVP
HOW
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>>144579362
It's like one guy.
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>>144579319
And? It means their friend becomes vulnerable to friendly fire. You're be much less likely to be gangbanged in a corner when they can't trust themselves not to kill each other.
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>>144579362
>aureola
enjoy your ban
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>>144579457
hit the parry right as they start the attack, instead of hitting it right before the weapon touches your shield
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>>144579294
It might count people that downloaded it through family share but never played it yet.

>>144579350
Don't have any save file mod, but I do know how to just make a backup save, which I do rather regularly already. As far as I know, the basic copy-paste thing should work fine, correct?
>>
I've never once met a good player who complained about seeds.
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>>144579457
Prediction or Spam
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>>144578713
What boss is he supposed to be against?
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>>144579447
That would have been amazing.
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>>144579519
>aureola
gotta be at least 18 to post here kiddo
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>>144579165
It`s woman`s hips.
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>>144579519
tfw aureola boralis

its areola you virgin
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>>144579646
The Stray Demon.
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>>144579532
yeah, make a save before you pass me the crossbow and after you pass it to me, copy and paste the save in, you'll have the crossbow back again

heading to high wall now, just place the sign by the bonfire
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>>144579636
>no true scottsman fallacy
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>>144579656

Hey, he's probably seen plenty of clintorises and vaganiae. Lay off him.
>>
>>144579656
>>144579689
fuck off
enjoy your banuses
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>>144579790
Pve isn't hard anon.
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Did someone screencaped the dick ass thief build ?
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>>144570173
I've never had a host who used seeds wisely

>get seeded
>host thinks mobs will only aggro on me
>he retreats behind the mob of goop, skellies, and wheel skellies

didn't even have to chase him kek
>>
>Invade host
>See he is getting wrecked by NPCs
>Just throw an Undead Hunter Charm
>Host tries to estus and dies
I love it
>>
If I defeat Soul of Cinder does my game end? Can i defeat Lord of Cinder, run errands, and then trigger the ending?
>>
>>144579532
thanks a bunch, if you want to try and pass me it again after you put the save in that would be great, but if not that's ok
>>
>>144580129
No.
Yes.
In that order.
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>>144580237
Thanks man!
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>host hangs in the back and uses his faggy bow
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Anybody on PC feel like giving me a +3 or lower Archdeacon's Great Staff? I can give a +3 Man Grub's Staff and a blowjob.
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>>144575570
>Souls games get a criminally low amount of porn in the first place
>60% of it is gay
>>
>>144565214
I use Applause or Duel bow
But its next to my "HEY"
I accidentally use HEY occasionally and feel like a Dick afterwards
Atleast its noy slav squat
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>>144580190
Already have my sign down, mate.
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Really disappointed with the difficulty this game. You think the dlc will fix this? Or am I shit out of luck hoping for difficulty now that das is a main stream game
>>
>run through and do everything in indead settlement.
>reset enemies at bonfire
>run up to tree boss area
>dried fingers
>pop seed
>wait for invaders
>step in where fog wall is for them and see how long before they give up searching and crystal out.

I've spent hours doing this.
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>>144580370
>not trying to be a dick
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>>144580005
do a pursuer cosplay
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>>144579975
Why is Scas such a god?

Would post more butt for more art any day.
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>>144580397
you the best, now I can do my Crossbow Ocelot run

after I buy some bolts and level up my strength
>>
>>144580481
Why settlement anon? You think to small
Do post pontiff hiding near the crocs, or use a branch pretty much anywhere in the archives. Better yet, use a branch in the dungeon/capital, one of the possible disguises is literally the head of a jailer, no one ever suspects it. And the enemies in all of these location are deadlier.
>>
>>144580481

You put on WoB to help those retarded blueberries out, right?
>>
>>144580469
wow if only there was a way to make the game harder
>>
Any PS4 Figtclubs?
Me and a pal would like to do some PvP.
>>
>>144580809
Fight each other then you dual homos
>>
>>144580737
what are these crossbows called? I haven't come across them but I keep seeing it everywhere.
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>>144580737

Six shots...
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>>144580896
Avelyn
>>
>>144580737
pretty good
>>
>>144580896
Guns of the Patriots
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>>144580737
>>
>>144580741
I spent a lot of time doing that too, but it is more fun to fuck with people that want tl screw with new players and made a grape drink twink.
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>>144580809
If you don't mind being scales down to level 25, I'll host at pontiff or stray
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>>144580896
>not knowing the Avelyn
wew lad
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>>144580314
A-anybody?
>>
>>144580737
You know what you must do right anon?

Glitch through dancer, put your sign down before Oceiros non-stop, do my thanks whenever he changes phases.
>>
>>144580737
No problem, glad I could help. Make sure to show some kind of progress against the bosses with these, curious how much of a shitfest that run will be.

I might need a MLGS for a coming co-op run myself, so if you do have one left I'd appreciate it if you could in turn trade me that one of these days.
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>>144580737
OOOOOOOOOCCCCCCEEEELLLLLOOOOOTTTT
>>
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>>144580951
>>144580737

i like you
i look forward to axing you
>>
>>144580314
where can we meet for the gooby
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>>144580768
Of course
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>>144580935
thank you
>>
>>144580731
I like how you think that was some kind of bargain and not something you mentioned after the fact that other anons jumped on to feed your ego.
>>
>MLGS

Why is this always the coolest weapon?

It's not always good, but it's always cool as shit.
>>
>>144580314
I don't need the man-grub staff, but can give it to you for free.

Or if you'd have anything from the bullshit watchdog covenant, that'd be nice too
Just give me a few minutes, where should I put down the sign?
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>>144580737
But the engraving gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever
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>>144581224
Because it is a Meme.
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>>144581109
Tower on the wall bonfire? Should I put my sign down?
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Hello guys how can I pick this Item ? I think that's the only thing I'm missing this ng.

Also looking for someone with +10weap for a long session of save scumming, I'm an autist and need all weapons upgraded.
>>
>>144580370
HEY is a pretty friendly emote with the Aged Female voice
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>>144581224

Because it's From's Signature Weapon at this point. They even shoved it into armored core.

It's basically the Master Sword from LoZ.
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>>144581331
explore more
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>>144581331
otherside above are 2 illusionary walls
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>>144581331
Go back up to where the swarm of rats were along with the big one and keep smacking the wall until you find the illusory one.
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>>144581331
Illusory wall by where the giant rat with several small rats are.
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>>144581258
Not the Archdeacon anon, but what were you looking for from the Watchdog covenant? Not the ring, obviously
>>
>>144581321
whatchu gonna wear
>>
Is it better to go after Yhorm first, or Aldrich?
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>>144581224
Because magic and shit, the only game where I've disliked it was DaS2 because of the retarded UGS moveset and slow R1s. Plus it looked like a popsicle, even the Bluemoon looked better.
>>
>>144565214
The best is tuning back to them and using stalk dung pies.
>>
>>144581224

>Moonlight is associated with Gwyndolin
>Moonlight Sword is associated with Seath

EXPLAIN THIS SHIT
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>>144581331
Illusionary wall behind an illusionary wall. It should have been obvious
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>>144580731
well do it then
>>
>>144581467
Literally doesn't matter. One of the only branching paths in the game and it's basically dependent on if you need items from one area or the other
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>>144581359
>They even shoved it into armored core

And it was probably the most terrifying it has ever been, attached to the hardest Fromsoftware boss in all of their games.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCt31W7yUUk
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>>144581486
What's wrong with DaS II. It looks like someone animated that on MMD.
>>
>>144581454
Actually anything from it, I maxed all things from the covenant. I are not for the achievement, I just like to get a single copy of every item on my character. Did so in every other game and the only things left are a couple of armor sets, NG++ rings and the wolf stuff.
>>
>>144581486
>no King's Field
Are you even trying?
>>
>>144581642
>It looks like someone animated that on MMD.
That's just Dark Souls 2 in general anon.
>>
Vaati is getting himself off with this Orbeck discussion. It won't be long until he does a Prepare to Cry on Orbeck :^)
>>
>>144581258
Archdeacon guy here. i don't have any watchdog items unfortunately, but i can drop free shit. Can we meet outside rosaria's bedchamber? I can summon you as a red.
>>
>>144581631
Are they even going to release an AC game that doesn't die in 3 months
>>
>>144581486
>It looked like a popsicle

Nah, it looked like a plastic toy sword.
The Crypt Blacksword looked like a popsicle.

...and I miss it, hope it gets added with dlc.
>>
>>144581642
Hey man there are some MMD animations better than DS2
Also DeS looks waaay floatier than DS2 desu
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>>144581509
>Moonlight magic associated with women
>Oceiros, obsessed with moonlight, turned himself into tard dragon instead of simply become crossdresser
>>
>>144581206
I like how he was nice enough to just take a request. Why such a cynic, anon? I don't think either party was dissatisfied.
>>
>>144580948

kek'ed
>>
>>144562647
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10408168/
>>144562647
>>144562647
>>144562647
Can we get lvl 1 1v1's on the list?
>>
Is it worth getting my refined greatsword up to +10, or should I look for an alternate weapon?

I'm at plus 7, 148 damage plus 108 from parameter bonuses. It's certainly not bad, but kinda wondering if I could get more bang for my buck.
>>
>>144581750
That's okay then, no need to give anything, I'll just backup my save.
Pass is dsg. Wait some time as I'm a tad busy with some other stuff. In around 10 minutes I'll place it.
>>
>>144581486
I miss the 2handed blast being useful
>>
>>144581684

You can't get a third person perspective in King's Field, and the Moonlight Greatsword is, in moveset, identical to every other sword.
>>
>>144581782
If only they'd release a mainline title with a real singleplayer campaign that didn't have integrated multiplayer horseshit.
>>
>>144581675
Also, fuck, I just realised how badly I typed this. Meant to say I maxed all other covenants and don't want the ring for achiev.
>>
>>144581959
how did I fuck that up, refined lothric knight sword.

That's what I get for typing while reading the wiki
>>
>>144581721
He should make an episode on gay incest instead, that would be more relevant.
>>
>>144581963
Thanks alot bro. If you want to put your sign back down after the first trade, I can backup and resummon to drop you some +2 rings.
>>
>>144578713
That and why did they make it so hard to see?
>>
>>144581998
Just use the pick up animation as the into for the webm.
>>
I'm having more trouble on gundyr's first stage than his second because I keep dodging too early since he's slower(?)
help
>>
>>144581846

I'm not sure the MLGS is associated with 'normal' moonlight. For one thing, the color is all wrong, and as the Greatsword of Judgement's description shows, that's actually quite important.

For another, it's an INT weapon, and Moonlight Sorcery is FTH associated.
>>
>>144581959
>>144582080
There's plenty of way superior refined weapons for a quality build if you're at 40str/40dex already.

For starters, look for anything that's at least C/C.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-sm_mSATMS0XFBG-dH3HhQcfM3dxh6hbLNR8Qe_1vaI/edit#gid=0
>>
Dsg sl20[+2] PvP event when
>>
>>144582216
his first is the same as the second, only at the second he's more aggressive

try being more patient?
>>
>>144582216

Dodge slower
>>
>>144582268
Never going by the gladiator event
>>
>>144582228
To be fair, Seath was obsessed with mortality and kidnapped a bunch of women (particularly those associated with gwynevere) because he wanted the secrets to life
>>
>>144582078
I'm in the same boat as you, made a new character just to get to the SL for Watchdogs. Only got ~8 summons this afternoon, maybe I should try the family share thing.
>>
>>144582258

Thank you. I'm on my first playthrough, but I'll be at 40 40 soon.
>>
>>144582330
the theme was a little off for what ds3 has

everyone looked pretty much the same. there was like 4 club builds
>>
>>144581846
>>144582228
Sulyvahn's got some kind of messed up connection to Moonlight, because his sorcery is a much deeper color. It's the same as Aldrich's perversion of Gwyndolin's magic.

Comparatively, Gwyndolin's magic in DaS is much softer blues.
>>
>>144582492
That and a sizable amount of participants were scaled phantoms who didn't even bother adhering to the rules
>>
Is a build considered boring if you win with a rate of roughly 9 out of 10 "HONORABU DUERS" with it? I use a profaned gs for the parry fishers and tryhard twinswords for a fast secondary.
>>
>>144582386

Well, yeah. Basically everything Seath touched, he altered in some way. He didn't limit his experiments to women though. It's clear that he and his channelers experimented on hundreds of hollows.

If Gwyndolin represents the feminine side of moonlight, then perhaps the MLGS represents the masculine side? All the characters across the entire Soulsborne series that it's associated with are men, after all.
>>
>>144582759
Were they scaled because of levels or weapon upgrades?
>>
>>144582869
Do you find it boring?

If not, who cares?
>>
>>144582675
The description of the Judgement sword straight up calls its element "dark magic"
Honestly, I think it dealing magic damage instead of dark was just an oversight. The colour of its buff is the same as dark blade. It's not even blue, it's just straight purple.
>>
>>144582870
Maybe the dudes are just drawn to it because it's feminine or something
I have no idea
>>
>>144582675

>A ceremonial sword, held in Pontiff Sulyvahn's left hand, respresenting the judgment of the moon, but with magic far closer to sorcery than any existing lunar power. Its dark blue hues, deeper than the darkest moon, reflect sorcerer Sulyvahn's true nature.

The sword itself states that Sorcery and Lunar Magic (what Gwyndolin is associated with) are two different things.

Sullvayhn was just pretending to be acting as Gwyndolin's pontiff, while in fact he was just a power hungry sorcerer.
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>>144582461
If it's your first run then consider a weapon in the Ultra(greatsword/greathammer) class. Your swings have "armor" that you can't be knocked out of a lot of the time that lets you trade hits more effectively. Most hammers and the Red Hilted Halberd also have the Perseverance weapon art that gives you enough armor and damage reduction to tank a swing and return two or three. It's pretty fun to play with. RHH is also a great refined weapon.
>>
>>144582995
I'm still salty by the fact that Judgement Sword looks fucking rad but is absolute shit.
>>
>>144582983
Yes I do since it's a boring quality build. I'd like to try to make a build that's effective but not imbalanced but my creative juices have all but flowed out since DaS1. Any suggestions?
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who still DaS1?
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>>144582759
how can you tell if they're scaled? i thought maybe a couple people hit a little harder than they should but i chalked it up to me actually using trash weapons along with just being trash
>>
>>144582870
>Men are attracted to femininity
You don't say . . .
>>
>>144582995
it looks closer to darkmoon blade to me
>>
>>144583305
the password sword sign shows up if the person is scaled
>>
>>144581631
I miss AC so much
I wish and pray that From goes back to mecha now that Souls shit is over.
>>
>>144583384
>now that Souls shit is over
you wish mate
>>
>>144583283
Every once in a while I'll invade the burg/parish to initiate newcomers to the torture of dung pies+poison arrows+lloyds. Surprising how many people still play on the xbox
>>
NEW THREAD

>>144582776
>>144582776
>>144582776
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Alright so I just beat DS1 for the first time with a nice dex/pyro build and I'm looking for something new for DS2

Anyone have any good 2H strength builds or something off the top of their head?
>>
>>144583351

You don't see Jugo, Ludwig or Oceiros crossdressing.
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>>144583283
I would but I'm way too burned out
>>
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>>144582995
Sulyvahn seemingly got overhauled at some point in development.

Sulyvahn is referred to internally in the files as "BlackOldKing", and the descriptions for what seems to be his crown and robe (though it's hard to say for certain without a model or icon), imply he fell to the Dark.

Aldrich is referred to internally as "Sullivan", meaning some amount of the character of Sulyvahn seems to have been shifted from him onto "BlackOldKing".

It leaves him in a very strange place, with things like the seemingly Dark related Magic greatsword.
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>>144583550
No shit, Sherlock.
>>
>>144582110
There we go. That was you, right?
If you got the +2 FaP I'd take up that offer. If not, no need to call me and enjoy your staff.
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>>144583227

>has the worst Greatsword movement
>since the MLGS buff is the infinitely worse Greatsword for mage builds
>STR builds won't want to invest in a split damage weapon anyway

It's so bad, I miss Watcher's Greatsword from 2.
>>
>>144583351

There's a difference between an attraction and wielding something.

Basically all moon associated items are slender and graceful.

The MLGS is chunky and heavy looking as fuck. I'm pretty sure it's associated with a different power.
>>
>>144583819
mlgs is THICC
>>
>>144583716
Yeah. Throw down your sign again.
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>>144583819
>muh lore
>muh zaki
>muh deep
>>
>>144583617
You've probably explained this before, so sorry to make you repeat yourself, but what exactly is your damage? Seems weird to be so deadset on making sure every post is a shitpost.
>>
>>144579284
It's like watching lemmings run off a cliff. Truly my favorite moments in Souls.
>>
>>144583819
You're an idiot. They are attracted to and wield it because moonlight represent femininity. You don't crossdress when you want to get in a woman's pants.

The reason Dolin is different is because he is Moonlight, so to speak, rather than being just attracted to it.
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>>144583914
Okay, it's there, just waiting.
>>
>>144584104

It's an INT weapon. It's associated with a dragon.
It's got shit all to do with Gwyndolin's moonlight.

It's aesthetically different in every sense to anything associated with Gwyndolin or the moon.
>>
Good soul level/weapon plus level for a Wolfbro?
>>
The soul of cinder is the chosen undead.
Discuss.
>>
>>144585757
partly now kys faggot
>>
>>144585594
30-35 +3/+4
>>
>>144585757
The Soul of Cinder is the First Flame itself.
>>
Fuck I hate it when cosplay characters go straight to min-maxing on armor and weapons
>>
>>144587787
Why? If they're cosplaying REAL cosplaying, no offhand cestus bullshit unless they actually parry they need every advantage they can get.
>>
Okay guys I know I'm probably most likely not to get a serious response, but I've been meaning to get into Dark Souls for a while now.

Which one do I start with?
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>>144589039
Demons Souls if you want to start off in 3D third person character action games
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>>144589039
Dark souls 1 is decently active and there's a surge of people on it due to 3's release
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