/csgog/ Counter Strike Global Offensive General

Our guy yung stew is streaming

Nip are literally our guys

Anyone with a MGE~ smurf that could boost me one rank?

>>143804809
Rude

>>143804961
Can't argue with the account id but I only copied the description someone posted here because it's funny.

>AZK plays competitive Overwatch now

Did any other former or current pros make the switch?

>>143806626
>competitive Overwatch

>>143806626
>competitive Overwatch
no such thing.

>>143806626
overwatch - where failed cs pros go to die

>>143806682
/thread

>>143806682
>>143806696
>>143806729
b-but his team just won

>>143806682
>>143806696
Better than playing competitive Monkey fest

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when was "now"?
is it still accurate?

>>143807086
not really, even this shit is more competitive

competitive overwatch is just a joke being forced by blizzard and rejects from other esports, you can't play a game with built-in wallhacks, aimbots and "press me to win" buttons competitively

t. someone who has played nothing but overwatch since it was released

>>143807473
Dota has all of the above and it's working out fine

>>143807473
TF2 is unironically a better team based shooter, and it'll never be an esport

blizzard is so desperate to have a slice of the esports cake after dota was stolen from under their noses lmao

>>143807621
have you actually tried to watch an overwatch game? it's just a clusterfuck of shit and all teams do is stack together and abuse overpowered ultimates. it's fucking unwatchable

anime

>>143807931
>blizzard is so desperate to have a slice of the esports cake after dota was stolen from under their noses lmao

sadly they're stupid enough to copy riots semi-pay2win style that can only work in an artificial esports ecomomy where the all the money is fueled in by Riot themselves. DOTA and CS:GO have a real economy that relies on supply and demand.

>give m4a1-s a larger magazine and more reserve ammo
>make the m4a4 effectively an m4a1-s reskin with optional silencer
>give the usps more reserve ammo
>make the p2000 a usps reskin
y/n?

jesus christ this general is ded

is everyone playing OW atm?

LG bois did nothing wrong. More informations to come.

>>143808870
SK are shady as fuck

>>143808928
How?

>>143808686
why?

>>143809154
Make the ct rifles and default pistols the same
Can't outright remove them cause muh skins so next best thing

>>143808870
Hi buyaka :^)

>>143809424
desu theres no reason to use the p2000 it should just be deleted

>>143809587
muh skines tho
Can't remove because people would have a fit
Seems a bit redundant to have two rifle options that behave so differently tho tbf

>>143809758
m4a1-s and m4a4 is a legitimate choice based on playstyle and map/position though, they're both good

the p2000 is just a shitty usp thats used by new players who havent bothered switching, literal bots, and people who need more than 36 chances to hit a maximum of 5 headshots

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>>143809758
>redundant
>that behave so differently

>>143809972
I use the p2k and I'm a better player than you.
Several pros use it too. Has pros and cons just like the a1 vs a4

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>>143810245
yeah sure buddy

>>143809972
>m4a1-s and m4a4 is a legitimate choice based on playstyle and map/position though, they're both good
Then give a slot for each? I'm not sure if the silencer/smaller mag tradeoff adds that much to the game but if it does shouldn't the cts have the option of picking either during the map?

P2000 is better for spamming while usps is for going for hs

>>143810094
Redundant wasn't quite right, more like extra options that doesn't add much to the game

>>143810359
It's a fact that several pros use it so that alone invalidates your statement

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>>143810608
are you implying that there aren't pros who fit in the category of "people who need more than 36 chances to hit a maximum of 5 headshots"?

>>143809758
Give T's the option to have an ak-74 as a main rifle and maybe a semi-automatic Škorpion as primary pistol.

>>143810432
>Then give a slot for each
this is the obvious solution for all of the multiple-choice weapons but they'll probably not do it

the worst thing is that it only affects non-competitive matches where you can't organize swaps between players

>>143810758
>>>/promod/

>>143810701
You were obviously trying to make a point that only bad players used it buy when players like GTR use it, your statement looks silly.

>>143807426
respond pls

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>Go 3/20 in a MGE competitive game when you can play with eagles and go 1:1 kd
>People call you a shitter

>>143810902
Pros also didn't use the stupidly overpowered tec9 for along time when it had 30 bullets.

>>143811036
I don't even know what you're trying to argue.
But I guess it's more likely that a player like GTR hasn't considered the pros and cons of the USP vs p2k than some random MGE shitter here.
The benefits of the p2k are obvious and if you think that every bullet you shoot is aimed at a player I'm wasting my time here anyway.

>>143806353
East coast or west?

>>143811701
EU

>>143811604
um
the goal of the game is to shot bad dudes and to make bonb go boom
not shotting vents
and anyway you don't even need a pistal to make bonb go boom anyway

>>143811604
>random MGE shitter
>MGE level is what LE used to be pre-rank-change
Can we stop this meme? I'm triggered because i'm stuck in this "best-of-the-worst-players" rank

>>143811835
great post

>>143810991
>i-im not actually bad! i play with e-eagles!!!!
lmao butthurt

>>143811956
What were the ranks pre-pre-pre-rank change? hMM/

>>143810991
if you have a 1 kdr against eagles why do you have trouble fragging mges?

gonna get drunk n play casual lol

>>143811983
(You)
>>143812017
(You)
>>143812112
They shoot well but they're more unpredictable than the fucking stock market reacting to Brexit

>>143812243
Also there is a massive amount of cheaters and i have HORRIBLE matchmaking luck

>>143812243
Why won't you tell me the ranks before the rank change? Did you play that long to realize that there were ranks before the welfare ranks? Care to share which ones were legit our not?

btw you get (You) as well aren't I a nice guy?

This probably been asked a million times but does anyone know of a capture of the TBS broadcast floating around online

>>143813078
Ranks were an inside job
I'd slam your pink boyhole

>>143813125
im 100% certain you're the same guy who asks every thread.
but to answer your question ______________

>>143811963
thank friend

>>143807426
>>143810969
ranks are a meme and they're already broken again

>>143813702
how so ?

>>143813775
Russian boosters

>>143813775
I was able to boost literal master guardians against supremes

>>143813997
Heres a (You) sure kiddo I was able to boost silver 1s to smfc. Cool

>>143814239
I did tho, all you have to do is to tell your teammates to fake sites and basically win the rounds by yourself

>>143814469
No you didn't you fucking fake faggot go back to playing with your silver boyfriends

>>143815316
why do you seem so surprised? maybe you think your rank means anything and feel offended?

complete and absolute shit: silver-gn4

shit:mg-smfc

This is the only difference in ranks.

>be bad
>watch anime
>still bad

you lied to me magog

>>143815641
this t,b,h
>>143815784
you need to watch more

>>143815426
The only person here suprised is someone calling you out on your autistic bullshit. Why not go to fucking reddit and talk about shitlord? I'm giving you waaay to many (You)s

>>143816570
I can boost you too, only 10 (You)s per rank

>>143816883
>getting boosted by cheaters
no thanks

>>143817178
I can boost you without cheats if you want to, I only need other(s) boosters on the lobby depending on the rank, you can also pay using skins or csgo copies

>>143817439
Haha kill yourself

>>143818032
ok, I guess you don't want to

>>143818092
I'm GE go fuck yourself I dont need your shit vboost

>>143818279
ok

>>143813775
>win 10 games in a row topfragging each game and averaging 7 mvps per match
>don't rank up
>get 2 matches where I'm the only one on my team that's not part of a 4 man party
>get kicked both times because I'm not part of their 4 man circlejerk
>derank

>>143808686
they should make the m4a1s one shot kill like the awp because that would be realistic

>>143808686
Only parts of this post that I agree with is the give USP more ammo part and maybe the give M4A1 more ammo

>>143815784
>>143815835
Correct. You aren't watching enough, or you are watching bad anime. Something must be up.

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>>143819365

whats the best map in csgo and why is it cruise?

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>enemy smurf tries so hard he buys autos
>after getting shit on for six rounds straight, enemy team suddenly starts getting kills
>retarded 3stack stops trying and starts fucking around

Yo I need a name for my alt

>>143821576
Name it after the first girl you had sex with.

>>143821694
steam doesn't let me use a blank name

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>>143821857

>>143821857
She didn't give you her name? One night stand?

>>143821443
lol, that was me

>>143822121
xD

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>>143821857

i need a gf

>>143825083
>actually wanting a 3dpd girl
HAHAHAHA

>>143825083
I hope that was a typo

>>143825305
shut up omg

>>143825617
I don't like Pitbull

>>143825778
i dont like you

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>>143825897
I do like you

>>143825305
>>143825083
Anon here, sorry about that. It was a mere typo.

>>143826182
good

>>143826182
ur not me

buy my skines

https://opsk.in/u/1h0o

>>143826556
I'm willing to buy your knife for $3 and I'm not sure if it's worth it

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>>143826396
>>143826213
Sorry about this guy impersonating me, it was just a typo. I also enjoy playing CSGO while watching anime with my two monitors.

>>143826801
you decided to get a second one? nice, it's better than a tablet

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>>143826919
Indeed! I use the 144hz one for a quality anime watching experience, and use the 60hz one for CSGO, because a high refresh rate really isn't worth it in CSGO, at least compared to a high refresh rate when watching anime.

>>143827176
indeed!

yo any good voice changer software

>>143826556
Wouldve considered the hot rod but opskins wanting proof of address and shit is dumb af

>>143827346
I use morphvox

>>143827659
gf*

>>143827840
gross.

>>143827410
you should do it, it has near to 0 scratches :^(

>>143828702
Nah sorry. I would have ti mail myself something or wit a few weeks till my bank statment comes or give all my info to G2A so I can get a new credit card in a month when the old one hits the limit cause A MYSTERIOUS RUSSIAN bought copies of Overwatch till it maxed out.

I'm good thanks. Just feature it and it'll sell fast.

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skins, games or steam lvl?

>>143828970
alright thanks anyways.

the hard part is trying to sell my knife. hard to find a buyer for a knife tha expensive

>>143826556
i'll buy yours if you buy mine :3

https://opskins.com/?loc=shop_users_page&steamid=76561198041011640

>>143828991
cases or sticker capsules obv

>>143829203
Feature both so they show up on the front page, nd get opskins premium or whatever so you both get more money and get a free feature. If you need to, sell a shit skin for $5 so you get it without needing whitelisting and all the other gay shit

>>143829270
okay you go first

>>143829405
if i'm premium how many bumps do i get for free?

>>143829425
no that's the whole reason i said
>i'll buy yours if you buy mine
i dont buy yours until you buy mine

i wouldnt buy yours anyway i'm trying to get a ST m4a1

>>143829270
>cases or sticker capsules obv
thanks for the reply, I hope this is the last one you to me or my husband's ex-wife's son

>>143829618
Idk who cares about bumps i dont even know what they do

Anybody else here like anime? If so, hmu!

id/nickbunyun

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>>143829653
>st
>not souvenir

Is there gonna be 747 map soon ?

>>143829997
i'm not baller enough to get a nice souvenir m4 i work part-time retail

>>143830390
I wish more m4-s dropped as souvenir

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>he uses the m4a1-s instead of the m4a4

>Teammate rages
>play this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX4tPTpw2vA

>>143831795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NF5XU-k2Vk

>>143832040
I know your country hasn't discovered the good pop music from the 80s, but can you at least try?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwx8Voq373A

>>143832216
it's a reference and I expected you to recognize it t b h

i want rrrrr to leave

>>143832374
Sorry I didn't grow up with #3rdworldmemes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDlNpuCiinE

>>143832660
you're right, america is 3rd world
>>143832615
I want you to stay

anyone wanna trade meme skins? I got a souvenir bizon from mlg

who care..

>>143833242
Yes he is, but he hasn't stated it himself so it's all circumstantial evidence and they won't ban on that, sadly.

lol im too drunk to spell :(

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>>143833302
is this a meme skin

>>143833662
why do you have so many f3 bizons

>>143834158
im not sure i understand the question
i only have one

i just post the image a lot

>>143834158
I thought you had a fuel rod too

is pp bizon good gun?

>>143834480
yes

>>143834441
Meant to reply to>>143834240
Lol still 2 drunk ΣD

>>143834664
>>143834441
that must be somebody else, my fuel rod has a kawaii killer ct sticker on it

its a solid idea though i might end up doing it

>>143834480
Only if the opponent doesn't have armor

i don't mind coming here
and wasting all my time
cuz when you're standing oh so near
i kinda lose my mind
its not the perfume that you wear
or he ribbons in your hair
and i dont mind you coming here
and wasting all my time

i dont mind you hanging out
and talking in your sleep
it doesnt matter where youve been
as long asa it was deep
yeah

you always knew you wear it well
you look so fancy
i can tell
i don't mind you hanging out
and talking in you sleep

>get hyped to play csgo after watching pro games on twitch
>alright i think i will play some csgo today!
>remember i got in silver 4 after a shit calibration
>join
>we lose the pistol round because my team is retarded
>pp bizon shitters use their crutch to mow over us 15-0
>we can not do anything because they outgun us every time at midrange
>my team is to busy fucking buying armor defuse kits and smoke grenades to be useful
>on top of that I dropped a fucking 10 bomb so pretty much carried the game
>I derank because of this
Fuck this game. Valve please fucking fix the bizon being capable of this bullshit. At least stop matching me up with shitters who buy defuse kits

>>143835520
>bizon being a problem
I think I found the shitter.

>>143835520
>>143835917
I missed the part
>silver 4

overwatch just needs 1 balance pass and this game is dead

>>143836424
I listened to a podcast where a game journalism was actually shitting on OW fir having such a low tickrate, but he though CS could only have 60. OW will die a death of a thousand cuts when every other mp game leverages something over it. Blizz loyal will still play it, but it ain't no Hearthstone

>>143836805
it's the only FPS that isn't infested with hackers

>>143837068
Give it two more weeks

baby baby
where did our love go?
oh dont you leave me
dont you leave me not more

how many niggas want to go to war with us
how many niggas really think they can handle us
how do you sleep on the thugs when the thugs don't sleep
cause we deep in the street seven days a week

Youre out of touch!
I'm out of time

Why was I a DMG before the update but can barely scrape by GN2 now? Like, DM used to seperate the actual consolefags and I felt comfy at that rank, now SEM and GM soloques are a crapshoot.

>>143838043
DMG was the rank with the most people in it before the update
Nova 3 is now the rank with the most people in it.

You just slid down with the curve. Accept it.


There were absolutely garbage players in DMG before, like you probably. I was at LEM before the rank change and im in DMG now. However I only play comp a few times a month. If I had time to grind it i could probably get LEM back.

>>143838043
You may find yourself in another rank
You may find yourself in a server in another part of the world
You may find yourself behind the sight of a lrge AWP
And you may find youself with beautiful skins
And a beautiful rank
You may ask yourself
Well, how did I get here?

>>143838043
ill get you back to dmg for $20

Does anyone have the ak skin poll? I've gone off my black lam

>>143838952
why do you care about others opinions? find a skins that lets u do u

>>143838993
There isn't one

>>143838993
bruh u lame as fuck

>>143839067
suh bruh

>>143839085
i ain't ya bruh, cuz

>>143806626
>>143806682
>>143806696
>>143806729
This Overwatch E-Sport meme seems so lame. It just looks like Steel, AZK, Brax, all the failed and banned ex-CS:GO pros are trying so hard and grinding this game 12 hours a day in the hopes that there will be a strong competitive scene with CSGO-Tier prizemoney.
I remember last year when Steel and company were all playing Dirty Bomb forever for like a month or two but that soon fizzled out.

did anyone here actually buy overmeme?

i honestly just want to shoot people with a revolver in a multiplayer shooter

someone help im actually heavily considering buying it at this point

>>143839246
I ain't ya cuz, bitch.

>>143839492
Why would you? Its going to be dead in <6 months anyways.

>>143838258
>Accept it.
But that means I'll have to deal with reality that I suck, that just isn't possible.

>>143839492
I didn't buy it. A lot of my friends fell for the meme, however I just can't bring myself to be interested in actiblizzard trash.

who /dadrockdm/ here?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1xY7Heaqg8

>overwatch will be dead soon guys
>half the thread is about overwatch
D E D G A M E

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5fydLLcuYY#t=8m40s

gotards?

>>143838043
What is this update people keep talking about? When did it happen?

>>143841158
december

GO TARDS?!?
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hIaS_vYIQ_A

>>143841230
Right. I thought it happened again. Never mind then.

>>143839824
i ain't ya bitch, whiteboi.

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I played an entire game with some guys in a 4-man queue, they were using private voice chat outside csgo to talk to each other.

We were winning, I was second-to-top frag, they barely said anything the whole game. I don't have a mic, but there was no trouble all match. Then I accidentally team kill one of the guys, I say sry, but he gets really mad then they instantly kick me and one guy goes "later faggot anime".

I wish these guys would let me know they hate me during the match rather than talk about it in their circlejerk and then kick me last round. 4-man queues are terrible if you're the one random guy.

Pic related it's my avatar :^(

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>>143841727
>Mio

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>>143841139
>>143841232
UHHH!!!
>clears throat
U-UH
>coughs
UMMMM....!!!
>casts profuse sweat
a-anon, i-i-i
>faints

>>143841727
>later faggot anime
Serves you right, faggot.

>>143841727
Nice bait, faggot but I'll bite. I call animefags pedophiles and retards generally. I also encourage everyone to shit on them.

>>143841975
Lord you're my blue sky, you're my sunny day
You know it makes me high when you turn your love my way

yeah the sultans
played creole

>>143841727
;-(

>>143832374
I found a song more related to your skin color
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAjIn6SJK5Y

>>143843661
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demography_of_the_United_States#Race_and_ethnicity
lol

so is steel the best player in ow or is someone else better than him

>>143844129
no cooller is the best player

>>143844039
Sorry I triggered you. Here's more of your heritage.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdPaUzVkzLo

>>143844272
at least you should post real negro music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1ZF5OudmPU

>>143842303
Good old Sunday morning, bells are ringing everywhere.
Goin' to Carolina, it won't be long and I'll be there

>>143844242
Did cooler switch? [*] death of an era

>>143844340
why am I surprised an argie posts nig music?

>>143844379
yup. he's already in a team. at this point, i dont know if quake will ever recover :c

>>143844372
<3
post trade link with the name of the band and i'll give a 2$ meme skin cuz i like that someone here has good music taste

>>143844502
sabe pa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FeEieYC7Dw

>>143844596
anon pls...i just copied the lyrics from google
i much more of a edm and shoegaze kind of guy

>>143844596
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=97737151&token=4PeYrSlH
Allman brothers band

>>143844784
sent bby

>>143844924
ty bby didn't expect you to actually send anything tho

>>143845001
haha its a meme skin

i hope you enjoy it. if you sell, try to jew it all you can cuz its a all star skin

did i make the right choice

>>143845216
no

>>143844654
Walk along the river
Sweet lullaby

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>>143845216
whoops forgot pic

>>143845335
Nowhere man please listen
You don't know what you're missing!

michelle, my belle
these are words that go together well
my michelle
michelle my belle

>>143844654
why does spic music all sound the same?

$5 value to
Whomever names the best beatles concert in under 30 min

>>143845809
you'll have to provide tradelink or it wont count

>>143845808
not all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfEr0jtij_g

>>143845809
do their performances at clubs count?

>>143846268
I'll just tell you it isn't one of those

no hamburg or any shit like that. well known concerts

>>143846343
If you were a beatles fan, this would be the concert you most wanted to be at ever, and would be most accessable

>>143846343
8/15/65 @ Shea Stadium??? idk im not a beatles fan
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=191972658&token=dJJwv-bc

>>143846858
not even close sry but good guess

try again!

last hint:
one of the songs is related to csgog's favorite fetish

>>143846978
Yes you should see Polythene Pam
She's so good looking but she looks like a man

>>143846978
Palladium 1963
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=87551343&token=ZeMyaAuH

>>143847123
stumped. what's the answer

>>143847123
>>143847525
It was the fucking rooftop concert you both shit the bet in you skin grubbing ways

>>143847704
Uhh it's not the best one though gotard???

was the pp-bizon nerfed to the ground or something because I found an old site where people were complaining about it but it's pretty awful right now

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>>143847704
actually i read on wikipedia that their most famous performance was at shea stadium, so i was right >:(

>>143848030
the bizon isn't awful tho

>>143847869
Wow shit taste detected
>>143848106
Sounds like you never heard the rooftop proformance

>>143848209
i literally read about it. they were in a falling out then. therefore, my answer is correct because it was when they were in their prime.
give skins cuck!

>>143848415
>any concert where they played twist and shout is better than a concert where they put their heart into it

>>143848541
yes because they're a shit band.

The dice was loaded from the start
And I bet
you exploded into my heart
And I forget
The movie song
When you gonna realize it was just that the time was wrong?

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>>143848030
very early on in csgo history there was this phrase like "only eu teams can use the bizon"

consensus was that it was a high risk medium reward gun.

i dunno what happened, i never really got into csgo until very recently and a lot has changed from what i do remember

>>143848727
>>143848415
Juliet
When we made love, you used to cry
You said "I love you like the stars aboce,

>>143848927
You and me babe, how about it?

>>143838043
Add me me and we can play together
id/animeaboveall

Everyone else is welcome to add me too for some comp

>>143849118
Cmon and take a low ride with me girl

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>>143849078
did you prepurchase the game, or get into the closed beta?

good fucking god what a shitshow

nowadays shitters have no idea how much stuff has changed

i miss blood pools though, and 16v16 casual

>>143848205
no, I didn't say it was, it's just not so good that people would rage about it like the auto sniper. for whatever reason the wiki doesn't have a changelog for the weapons despite literally every other wiki in existence literally having that literal feature because it's literally a good literal idea

>>143849118
Why would I add your smurf?

>>143849424
>no, I didn't say it was, it's just not so good that people would rage about it like the auto sniper.
actually there's this one greentext about that...

>>143848030
bizon has been shit since day one compared to other smgs, shitters cry about it because it has a high firerate, a large magazine and an incredibly easy to control recoil so basically anyone can use it.

>>143849257
i've actually been playing since betaoff and on but mostly off me and my roommate were both in the beta and I quit it because it was so terrible but he told me they fixed everything. I rebought during the operation with agency (the first one bloodhound or whatever)
is this jus expresso love?

>>143849242
Okay add me

>>143849467
Because you're GN2

>Kiddies here dont know about making movies or brothers in arms aka best rock albums ever

>>143849721
>Because you're GN2
No I'm not.

>>143849770
You're the fag with the axl rose meme hair who also wears shorts in public aren't you?

Just fuck off back to >>>/mu/

>buy insurgency since it's on mad sale

So this is what being in the russian special forces feels like

It's even worse then CSGO

I haven't seen a single english speaking person yet

>>143849859
>classic rock fags wear shorts or have gay hair
No, look in the mirror, bud

>>143849950

was this fag
>>143776723

>>143849778
Didn't you u at say you were?
Anyway doesn't really matter what my account is all I want is play with some nice guys it girls.

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>>143849654
it's destiny

the kicker for me is that sprays were in the game at first, but disabled

It's not a CS game if there aren't any sprays. you could even disable them clientside for crying out loud. It still pisses me off today.

>>143849118
added unironically

>>143850121
c-can I play with you too?

>playing CEVO (lmao)
>join NA server with 140 ping and no sound
>still top frag
>make a statement that the NA scene is a joke in all chat
>people use the excuse of being Canadian

BUT CANADA IS IN NA

NA IS NORTH AMERICA

CANADA IS THERE

WHAT THE FUCK

>>143850256
Aren't you a cheater? I don't play with cheaters

>>143850735
no, I'm not

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>>143850565
>he doesn't know that the alberta fire has left CA in a permanent marijuana high

>>143850813
Add me then

>>143850847
D U D E

WEED

L
M
A
O

>>143850996
added :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kNGnIKUdMI

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why are quake players so much cuter than cs players? i dont get it.

>>143852458
You know pyth was a quake player right?

>>143852708
just because he played once when he was 13 that doesnt make him a quake player.

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>>143852458
But CSGO has friberg, zero, and pronax.

>>143852984
and they're nowhere near as cute as the people i posted.

>>143853036
But they are 10 times cuter.

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>>143853104
cypher alone is cuter than the entire cs scene

>>143853397
na

>join NA server
>140 ping and no sound
>top frag
>kids get mad and start talking about reddit and donald trump

NA scene lmao

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Any weebs here want to play some casual?

is the game dead for anyone else?

>>143854363
i guess
post id

>>143854363
this >>143854590
i'll add you instantly

>>143852458
sweet cherries you got there

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>>143854590
>>143854680
last time I posted my ID I got no adds. Can you please post yours?

and then one day you find ten years have gone behind you
you missed the starting gun

>>143854832
if you already posted it then why not post it again?

>>143854832
>remote girl instead of ANY BETTER GIRL kys

>>143854960
>Not liking one of the top 5

>>143855025
UhhhhMISAKA?!?

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>this map is in the official competitive map pool and people literally get paid to play this

>>143855772
I thought they had to rework this trash for it to make it in?

>>143855772
what's the point of this webm?

>tdm is dead
>casual is dead
>comp is shit
>community servers are even dead
really thinking about getting overwatch. im not even memeing.

>>143855910
>message my best buddy today
>ey bro I'm close to you and have 20 minutes to waste before my job interview
>nah brobro I gotta go to uni in 5
>sure brom8 cya
>find out later that he's been playing overwatch this whole time and still is

If you get overwatch I'll murder you.

>>143855849
it proves that the map is broken

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>>143855975
why dont you just kill your friend instead of me!?

CEASE TO RESIST
GIVING MY GOODBYE
DRIVE MY CAR INTO THE OCEAN
YOU'D THINK I'M DEAD
BUT I'D SAIL AWAY ON A WAVE OF MUTILATION

>>143856068
Because he's beyond saving, but you can still be saved.

>>143856064
none of the examples you shown were glitches though. how does that prove it's broken?

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>>143856127
im a worthless loser! i swear!

>>143856243
Not if you don't play overwatch.

>>143856243
In my eyes
Indesposed
In disguises no one knows
Hides the face
Lies the snake

Acting upon information received
Rosie had everything planned
Stood in the garden with shotgun in hand
Sad, sad woman

>>143856416
There was this one song where a dude sings about a woman named Rosie, and how he needs her and can't live without her, or that he misses her a lot or something.

Anyone know that song?

cuz i fell on black days
Fell on
Black days

>>143856264
but anon im bored. i need something to do.

>>143856416
wtf supertramp, are you my mom?

>>143856129
if you can't notice the fact that those are examples of the map being broken, you're retarded, don't talk to me

>>143856570
...

>>143856524
Buy BDO and join my guild.

I dont mind you coming here
And wasting all my time

1776
Pardon me,
Are you Aaron Burr, sir?

>>143856612
jk luv u bb kiss me

I dont mind spending everyday
out on your corner in the pouring rain
Look for the girl with the broken smile
Ask her if she wants to stay awhile
and she wiiiiilllllllll be loved

>>143857201
desu this song got me laid in9th grade :D

It's going down
i'm yelling timber!
You better move!
You better dance!

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>got the 4th highest float m9 blue steel according to csgoexchange
>its more purple than black
Don't fall for the black steel meme

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-05-30/australian-teens-losing-thousands-counter-strike-skins-gambling/7437990

>>143856550
Then you feel your life's become a catastrophe
Oh, it has to be
For you to grow, boy

>>143856710
isn't that a mmo? i hate mmos -.-

>have won the last 5 games in a row as mid-top frag
>still not LEM
REEEEEEE

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>>143857670
Maybe we they didn't bet on rng it wouldn't be so bad bros
Why do we always bet against the bananamonkeys

Ay ay ay
Ay ay ay ay
Let it reign over me
Ay ay ay
Let it reign over me
The next step is la casa Blanca!

>>143857670
There's this really cute Australian girl I know, how do I make her love me, gotards? She doesn't like csgo

>>143857837
Are you white? Chinese girls love white guys

>>143857837
show her your four skins

>>143857727
Yeah I'm not listening to cuck songs.
I'm going to listen to Alpha songs by Yusuf Islam, like Moon Shadow

>>143857883
I think I'm white but she's not Chinese and hates abos that's cute I want to marry her
>>143857931
My four skins are breedy good but I cannot just be like hey cutie look at my skins
>>143857951
>Yusuf Islam
I think you're the cuck on this scenario

>>143857104
!?

>>143858113
>I think I'm white
>think
You're not white

>>143858240
Whiter than you bud
Pure slav blood

>>143858113
You fell for so many memes you might as well put your trip back on

>>143855910
I wish they would update the server browser.

>>143858336
>slav
>white
Yeah, and niggers wuz kings, amirite

>>143858801
t. Pablo

>>143838952
here you go senpai

the commonly accepted opinion seems to be that wasteland rebel is our ak

http://www.strawpoll.me/10278400/r

>>143858230
kiss me~

absolutely loving how basic things in this game are still broken after 4 years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IR9RU-PkAw

>>143857667
the high float blue steels are either purple or black it doesn't seem to be based on raw numbers

the purple ones look better though desu senpai

>>143859449
b-but im not gay

>>143859449
let me kiss your tummy

>>143859469
I really liked your singing.

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>I play CS:GO

>>143860035
just kiss me~
>>143860104
ok~

are there any channels that make highlights only version of pro matches like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0HosDy0bGw

Ah yes, sensationalism at its finest.
Valve doesn't want to associate with the banned players anymore. Their actions were damaging to the games integrity and reputation, and the corporate entity Valve has decided that they don't wish to conduct business with them anymore, which they are well in their right to do so.

Valve hasn't contacted the sheriff to have Swag forcibly removed from the house and thrown in an alleyway. C9 have presumably asked if Swag living in the house under some other role would effect the C9 organization's ability to attend Valve sponsored events, and Valve have obviously decided that they don't want Swag to be associated.

I actually think Valve is cutting these people some slack by allowing them to stream. Playing CS is obviously not a right, but a privilege. These players abused that privilege, and if Valve wanted to they could easily just ban any account they streamed with.

No one is being treated like terrorists. People are being treated like deceitful, lying, opportunistic thieves perhaps, but some would say that is well deserved.

I really can't believe the amount of support for these people who literally stole from us. I know they all seem like nice kids (apart from the lying and stealing and lack of integrity), but they fucked up and are now paying the price.

>>143858113
>I think I'm white
suomi? argentine?

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G O T A R D S ?
O
T
A
R
D
S
?

queue for casual and post your scoreboards
surely you can maintain 5:1 k/d in casual, right /csgog/?

>>143863871
people play less videogames during the summer

>>143863960
I can get like 10:1 in casual, but in DM never more than 2:1, often less

am I a shitter?

>>143863960
>play casual T side
>4 awps on ever sight
>I'm the only one with smokes and flashes

>>143864047
I can easily get 3:1 or 4:1 with random weapons each spawn.