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/csgog/ Counter Strike Global Offensive General

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>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org

>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU

>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q

>Old Thread
>>143805349
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NA killed sound?
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CUTE!!!
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>>144001505
>none of the ct's looking at plateu
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eleague learned from ESL i see
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Is it really that difficult to run a stream without technical issues?
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>NA CS
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whats up with the camera?
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>>144001907
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>>144001686
wtf is plateau on cache?
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okay seriously where's the sound
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im guessing the staff havent realised that the stream is fucked.
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>>144001907
what was your ping?
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our guys are showing g2 who's boss
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>>144002108
i wish i could tell!
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This is like one of those shitty art installation my mom brings me to
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>>144001907
>can't aim
>blames the game
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Nice servers you have there valve I extremely enjoy my 400 ping
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>>144001907
This webm won't load for me.
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wtf is wrong with the servers today? i'm teleporting around
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>>144001907
i think this happens due to packet loss, only when you don't receive the packet when the CT rotates his view and it doesn't update for you

shit like this doesnt happen on LAN i don't think
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>>144001907
why do tryhards always go for le ebin headshot when shooting someone who's defusing and with their back turned and then stare like retards when they miss? you know this shit happens all the time, stop showing off and just kill them
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>>144002598
MUH 1 DABS
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>CoNnOrRr93
i remember using nicknames like this when i just started using the internet
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ewww he's so out of shape
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>>144002961
TANK
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>>144002961
>caring about your looks
hello reddo
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oh fuck off fagyks

fucking cunt is gonna lose me my handicap bet
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Guys, I just came out to my parents that I'm gay, can we get some cute boii posting to celebrate :3?
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>>144003376
>celebrating being a worthless degenerate homo
no thanks lmao
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>>144003376
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>>144001907
>net_graph 0
xDDD
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thank you shox
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G2 CHEAT

SHOX CHEAT
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God Shox
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that tfw when u fart and it smells
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>>144004338
haha whered you come up with this one?!?!
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>its another smithzz is a bottomfragging useless fuck episode
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SEAN DO YOU HAVE IT? DID RICK TAKE IT AWAY? SEAAAANNNNN
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>>144005060
my arse
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>>144005348
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goddammit g2

why the fuck couldnt you shitters close it out at 15-7
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>>144002017
Thats dust, epik memer
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lets go relyks
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>>144005728
>getting mad at teams for your shit bets
lmaoing @ (at) you (You) rn famalam
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our guys are putting up a good fight
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>>144006102
DLETE THIS
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>tfw played vs the NZXT team in CEVO
>raped them so hard they kicked me for "cheating"

Fucking

L M A O
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>>144006102
yeah too bad i made in a single day what you'll dream of making in a month

>doesn't bet on czech women's volleyball for easy $

sad desu.
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Why are americucks so bad at CS?
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should i get a kebab or a cheeky pizza tonight lads
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>>144006669
kebab
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this music is top fucking percentage
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>>144003376
I'm glad for you anon!
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>>144003376
will you suck my cock? do you swallow
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>>144006669
cheeky pizza
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>>144003376
fresh qt boi
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>moe
>analysts

lmao hahahahahahahahawhahahash
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>started at silver 1
>ranking up every ~8 hours
>just ranked up to silver 4
wew
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>saving kevlar
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>>144007367
you must have some actual literal mental deficiencies to be at that rank, do you ever notice how stupid everyone is that you play with? well you are also a retard so i would advise necking yourself
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>semmler announces save
>all the underage NA kids in the crowd start cheering "USA USA USA"
>selfless : "ok they must be saving let's go chase"
NA teams can't even play on LAN without ghosting, pathetic tb h
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Shoxie you moron

Why are you saving small armor, to then buy full kevlar for a 1000 (because you got it damaged) instead using this opportunity to get 1000 towards an AWP instead.
The pistol round save was absolutely worthless then.
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>>144007315
>fags
>in my /csgog/
off yourself
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>>144007569
I will never understand how people can be silvers.
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>>144007771
what team do you play for?
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>>144007367
>got first rank as sem
>took 50 wins & 100hours of solo queueing to finally reach Nova 1
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holy fuck that was jw style clutch
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O U R G U Y S
U
R
G
U
Y
S
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>>144007654
is this bait
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>losing against 3 smgs with a full buy
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>>144007912
How is my skill relevant? You can criticize a pro player for obvious economical mistakes.

There was literally no point in saving his small armor in pistol round, if he's gonna throw all the money away.
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Will the Addy Duo bring Echo Fox into the promise land?
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heh, i guess you could...hehe...you could say...haha!...*clears throat*...i guess you could say that play was nice_
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>>144008330
Addy Duo will make NA great again.
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im gay for shox
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N I F T Y
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usa usa usa
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g2 is throwing again
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>>144007569
>you must have some actual literal mental deficiencies to be at that rank
wow rude
but hear me out
for ~200 hours, i was throwing matches on purpose, doing stupid shit like knife only or noscope scout, just for the joy of getting russians mad. i started playing "seriously" about a week ago
>do you ever notice how stupid everyone is that you play with?
yep, most might as well be bots. in the last week i've had a ~90% win rate, and almost every match i was topfrag/topscore
>well you are also a retard so i would advise necking yourself
again
rude
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>>144008330
Did Freakazoid ever use Adderall? He wasn't on Cloud9 during Katowice 2015.
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>>144008640
no, this is called an average cbble scoreline
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Do you get the memo /csgog/?
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>/csgog/ think G2 will lose because they are losing as CT on the most T-sided map ever
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>ELeague thinks Black DDK is GBJames
lol
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>teamkill

na cs
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>amerilards with inferiority complex
top jej
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>>144008791
>200hours
>silver 4
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>>144008807
He has a "prescription" but rumor has it Sean was dealing it to c9
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>>144008907
>Assualt
>Italy
>office
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>be eurocuck
>someone says usa near you
>sperg out
why are europeans so tsun tsun
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>>144008907
the whole game is ct sided
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>>144008872
>writing E like an inverse 3
did that guy learn to write a month ago?
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calm down guys cbble is t sided
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>>144009084
That was Semphis or Shazam. Did you even watch the video where Semphis talked about it?
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>>144009101
when was the last time cs_ maps were played competitively
>>144009112
its supposed to be like that because the economy is in favor of the T's
but cobble doesn't give a shit
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>>144009128
no, he's just american
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>>144009038
mate
i was throwing literally every match before
L I T E R A L L Y
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>>144009263
>when was the last time cs_ maps were played competitively
when your mom was a virgin
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>>144009343
it it LITERALLY harder to be silver 1 than globe
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>he unironically crouches when he shoots
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>>144009263
Unrelated, but id de_ is short for "defusal" why is hostage rescue called "cs_"?
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>>144009468
t. GN2 that thinks he's good
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>>144009528
might be because it was the original mode in counter-strike? not sure either
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>>144009528
it was original mode for cs
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Why does literally everyone us an AWP when they get the money if it isn't overpowered
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>>144009553
t. sliver 4 who thinks he's good, and was just 'throwing' to get his rank
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>>144009553
xD
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>>144009343
>started playing seriously
>silver 4
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>>144009731
but that wasn't me, >>144009553 was my first post in liek an hour
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cobble is worst map

worse than nuke

I said it
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>ITT: rrrrrr pretending to be new, then replying to himself a bunch of times
desperate for (You)s much?
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>>144009945
do you want to be my anime bf?
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>>144009128
That's how you write an E in cursive.
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>>144009994
i'd think you were lying if it wasn't for the steep decline in the quality of posts once he posted.
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>>144009929
no, it's train
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why are there no black cs players?
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>>144010172
spawn
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>>144010172
because you need a functioning brain to play cs at a high level
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>>144009817
t. silver 4 samefagging to pretend anyone would stand up for him
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>>144010172
there's a few
they're all garbage though

>>144009128
then why aren't the other letters cursive you fucking poof, eh?
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>>144010224
funny, because some of the most intelligent people in human history are black, and the main reason why black people score lower in iq tests is because of colonialism and biased tests.
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>>144010590
t. nigger (or even worse, nu-male)
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>>144010590
Colonialism would cause interbreeding which would result in higher IQs
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>>144010172
>black people
>on a game where you have to manage money
kek
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>>144009929
They're both trash

Remove Cobble and Nuke and replace them with a slightly cleaned up Inferno and Santorini.
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>>144009528
Counter-strike: the terrorits struck and took hostages, now you strike back.
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>>144010689
i'm black and smarted than you how does this make you feel? :)
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>tfw people that watch anime are literally the dumbest in history
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>>144010895
>smarted
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>a video game about killing people is broadcast on television

um gotards??
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>>144010757
no

we need the return of office rn
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>>144010757
Wouldn't mind another FMPONE map in the official map pool since he is actually interested in developing and tweaking his maps in small increments. Valve doesn't seem to be capable of doing this.
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>>144011392
The problem is he takes most advice reddit gives him.
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>>144010757
>Santorini
it's awful but still better than nuke
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>>144010590
IQ tests arent biased, they are all adopted for each culture, in the USA there is one for whites and one for blacks, the average on them is 100+/- one dispersion so the average IQ ranges between 85-115 in every single test.
Everyone scores 15-20 or even less points on IQ tests which isnt made for their culture.
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>>144011292
calm down whitey it's a fucking typo lol.
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>>144011493
It's better than what Valve can come up with.

>>144011513
Santorini isn't awful, it's alright.

I don't know what else to replace it with. Nuke is a pile of steaming shit, I have no idea what Valve were trying to do.
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>>144011493
reddit is where most the good players talk about the game
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>>144010224
no, you don't, you need fast reaction speeds and an addy prescription baka this isn't starcraft
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>>144011689
hey reddit
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>play over 50 games within the last motnh
>not even one chroma 3 case dropped
WTF
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semller and anders are such a bad look for cs go. henry and sadokist would be so much better.
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>>144011689
>reddit
>knowing anything at all about the game aside from Shroud's stream and twitch celebs drama
surely you meant HLTV
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>>144011831
i finally got one when they were only 70 cents

t-ty valve
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>>144011831
I got one just last game

bought a nice sticker for my m4 with it
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is opening cases worth it? do they drop decent skins at a reasonable rate?
t. have a few dozen cases and am debating whether to sell or open them
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>scream
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>>144011831
have never gotten a c3 case but I got shadow cases two weeks in a row glad im done with this shit game
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>>144012016
no, they absolutely are not, you've got a like 2% chance of making your money back

you're better off betting on lounge or some roulette site
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cute
/csgog/
bf's
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>>144012206
welp thanks
do people actually waste money on opening them?
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>>144012216
anime fags are this delusional
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>>144012216
>tfw ywn have one
;-;
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>mirage
>ct
>3 people go towards b site
>I and another random go A
>get shot from connector
>realize they actually stacked B
I don't get how there are people who don't go middle in fucking LEM.
Why would you do that?
Makes no sense
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>>144012324
yes. people also waste money on casinos and the lottery, it's no massive shocker
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did selfless do good or did G2 do terrible
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>>144012926
a bit of both
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>>144012926
a bit of both
G2 started fucking around after they got a strong lead on cache and let selfless take a few more rounds than they should have
they got rekt the beginning of cobble but finally corrected their mistakes and started steamrolling again
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5'11" on the left

6' on the right
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WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
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>>144013092
>>144013117
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>>144013092
I wish Puckett would puck me :3c
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>>144013197
sorry hes not a faggot lmao
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why do americans read りゅ as "rahyoo"
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>ryu and richard in the same room
so they really aren't the same person
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>>144001907
i've had the same happening once
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vW3nQGuDlC4
luckily not in a situation like you
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>he thinks g2 wont beat nip
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>>144013318
>he says reeyou unironically
kys
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>>144013345
what animeme is this girl from
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I think G2 are more familiar with NiP so it could be close.
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>>144013345
shut the fuck up you retarded piece of shit anime retard nigger
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>>144013496
this tbqh
G2 have always been the team that does best against tier 1 than tier 2-
rip swedecuck skins
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>>144013489
there's no "ee" there either retarded americuck nys
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>>144013493
>>144013541
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>>144013496
this, also selfless really showed up for cbble
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>>144013708
answer me anime
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thanks for the skins, swedes
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>>144014013
i have g2 for both too
gl us
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>>144013496
>tfw no idea what to bet on
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>>144013853
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>>144013853
suck my dick choke on it
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>>144014170
end your life
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>>144014013
Does the 0.17 win pay out at all?

I remember winning around $1 on a lounge bet and getting just leftover trash because of their overpay system
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pyth looks like that fat kid at school who got bullied even by nerds who were bullied by everyone else
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>>144014363
okay
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>>144014751
no don't please I was just kidding
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>>144014485
i've never had lounge not pay out

sometimes you get paid in really terrible stuff like 3 cent skins but i always get paid
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>ywn BM your cute swede bestie on LAN
why even live
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>>144015076
>GT
>cute

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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it should xizt
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R8 My Taco Gun
Also I am sad that the Revolver Fades are dropping in value like flies
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>>144015208
its shit kill yourself
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>NiP
what the fuck
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>>144015158
GET_RIGHT IS CUTE YOU SON OF BASTERD BITCH
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>>144015208
giv me
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>>144015410
but he's really not
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i bought a well-worn akihabara accept for 32 bucks and people liked it
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>haven't played CS (or vidya at all) in liek 4 hours
>see a friend add notification
>russian streamer with 600 hours in game
literally who?
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>>144015208
>idolizing cheating monkeys

unironically kill yourself
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>>144015686
it me
:3
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>>144014818
oh
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thoughts on naming a dragon tattoo glock "1988?" it's my birth year and it was the year of the dragon
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>>144015760
literally who?
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>>144015854
1488 sounds better
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>>144015760
Mario?
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>>144015705
Who else uses an Auto to defend on Mirage?
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>>144016030
>Who else uses an Auto to defend
gtr
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>>144015208
you should make like a taco and burn in stomach acid.
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What a slaughter.
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>>144015968
sieg heil my friend
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i want shox to breed me
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>>144016030
i buy xm1014 almost each time. got thirty kills with it last night. i have battle-scarred heaven guard and field-tested black tie -- both stat track. i'm thinking of getting tranquility
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>NiPPLES getting BTFO by sandniggers
laff
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>>144015968
heh will definitely consider even though i'm korean. it holds more significance to us because of the olympic games held that year
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>>144015798
yeah :3
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>bet $1.5, win $4
>get paid with four $1 skines
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>144016648
what month?
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>>144016796
better than the usual $.30 skins i always get
>>
>>144016801
june
>>
friberg
>shitty player
>shit taste
>fat
mac yourself fatberg
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>>144016796
>friends IRL don't have many skins
>give them a few skins
>gamble them away
never again. i thought they were going to use and cherish them
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>>144017198
>tfw gambled away a skine from dadyrus
i miss him...
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anyone else struggling to shoot people because palms sweatan and mousepad gets all sticky its impossible to aim
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>0.15 to 1 odds

so I lose money if I win?? gotards???
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friberg going for a full beard holy shit
looks weird on him
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>>144017198
>cherish shit that doesnt worth a quint
yah mate thanks really appreciate that lads
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>>144017512
MOMS SPAGETTI
>>
>>144017610
I don't understand monkey English
>>
>it's a smithzz misses the crucial easy shot and lets his team's economy go to shit episode
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>pyth
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>>144017198
>tfw did the same

fuck that fucking cunt
>>
>>144017686
ooga booga baa baa thats how i got white pussy senpai
>>
>pigth
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>>144017858
i have to play at night with my window open or the mousepad stickyness makes it unplayable

probably gonna need to buy aircondition
>>
>rrrr is awake now
rip thread
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how many times have they pulled this "nip getting carried by their newest player" script?
>>
>>144017523
you shouldn't be betting if you're six years old mate
>>
>>144018261
How was middle school?
>>
and adren is going to hit the ground there and

OHHHOHO (WHAT!)

THAT JUMPING DOUBLE FROM COLD
>>
>>144018895
How was freshman introduction? I know high school can be scary '~'
>>
>>144018163
enjoy losing money then... Baka....
>>
>tfw shoxie wears shorts in public
>>
this is like the third time in a week kekenhagen has 80% win chance and it ends in a draw
i want my fuccing skines
>>
>ywn bully rrrr in his freshman year of high school
>>
>>144019973
>yfw rrrr has to take his driver permit test on a rented búrrõ
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ALLÉ ALLÉ ALLÉ ALLÉ ALLÉ ALLÉ
>>
>meryo

uh english retards?
>>
>>144020445
>ALLÉ
dumb shit can't even spell properly
>>
nip retards
>>
>>144020445
He left the team. He's in ENCE
>>
eleague is bretty gud sofar desu

atleast the fans are not autistic like the euros one
>>
>>144021276
They actually are fucking autistic tho
>>
Never betting on Nipples again.
>>
>>144021276
bait
>>
shoxieJESUS
SHOX IS FUCKING CRAZY
>>
>>144021671
i love him <3
>>
lmao scream can only 1 tap on anti ecos
>>
Why haven't NiP retired yet? They are so bad.
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This is a fucking great program tbqh
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>>144022018
who care...
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>>144021943
>won Malmo a while ago
>FUCKING RETIRE U SHITTIES
also shox is nuts
>>
why is smithzz so cute?
>>
>nipples getting butchered
rifk
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>nip trains for 12 hours a day
>still can't play for shit
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>>144022181
They should've retired two years ago with Fifflaren.
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>>144014105
we did it, reddit
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>>144022187
very cute <3333
he's like 30
>>
What can you do against a god?
>>
>>144022484
>be any team
>have to face against shox
WHAT
DO
YOU
DO?????????
>>
>>144023101
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.
>>
>NiP is good! they just needed pyth

LMAO
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>>144023324
wew lad
>>
-pyth
+olofmeister
>>
this audience sucks
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>>144023371
>won Dreamhack Malmo
>G2 haven't won a LAN yet
>>144023579
more like
-friberg
+pyth

but at this point, friberg is a marketing figure for NiP
>>
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>this crowd
>>
g2>nipples
>>
thank you forest
>>
>>144023806
so:

GTX
Xizt
f0rest
pyth
pyth
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>>144024121
-friberg
+olof*
fuck me
>>
>>144024079

what a god
>>
Is shox cheating again?
>>
>>144024361
he never stopped
>>
fuck the nipples
>>
>>144024361
>again
wew
>>
>>144024361
his hacks were being updated/perfected in the last year
>>
Well done for G2 to beat NiP with only 4 players.
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what's with these fucking chads screaming? Is everyone drunk or something? it's not even a final. I bet they were hired by turner.
>>
Did pyth have any LAN experience prior to joining NiP?
>>
>>144024361
he rewatched his favorite anime again
>>
@144022556
you can't do shit in real time with audacity faggot.
using audition to get rid of background noise in game
http://shark-hack.ru/
should I?
>>
>>144024361

nah he's just micromanaging his crosshair placement to take advantadge of the momentum and reach the win condition
>>
>>144023101
WHATS A MAN TO A GOD
WHATS A GOD TO A KING
WHATS A KING TO A NON BELIEVER
WHO DONT BELIEVE IN
ANYTHING
>>
>>144024617
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Pyth
check for urself dude
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summit is streaming ~~!
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>>144025160
>>>/owg/
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>play against shitty player
>has shitty aim
>in clutches has boost in skills
>some times shoots at walls in places that makes no sense even if he is trying to prefire
>most of his frags is througs smoke
>check his profile
>tons of 'cheater' 'toggled on in middle of match' comments
>mfw he had 300h and no ban
>>
wtf is wrong with american crowd ?
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wait i haven't been in the scene since long time ago did Shox have a cheating scandal like that flusha piece of shit?
>>
>>144025160

>watching a old man with his nerdstack play retarded games because he was too shit for CS

why would anybody do that?
>>
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>tfw spot a fag in your vicinity
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>>144025402
no just swedecucks can't accept that a non-swede is a top1 contender
>>
http://shark-hack.ru/

should I buy this?

only $4.55
>>
>>144026364
>.ru
im not touching that link
>>
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he's not wrong
>>
ez skines ty nipfags
>>
>bet against nip
>win a skin with an nip sticker on it

thanks again, swedes
>>
>>144026632
Yeah, Liquid is back to
>everyobe plays like shit
>elige only one dropping consistent 20s
>reddit defending Hiko
>if nitr0 does well reddit blows up becauee Liquid is suddenly best teams evear
>forgot koosta/adren exist
>>
>>144026632
the guy doesn't even play the game and was nothing but a cheerleader for them. what the fuck is he on
>>
holy fuck i need a gf
>>
>>144030273
fucking gross, are you gay or something?
>>
>>144028890
m-maybe I can be your cheerleader, s-senpai...
>>
>>144030667
stop saying that
>>
our not-guy steel is salty af lmao
>>
what can i open with a cs:go case key?
>>
>>144032112
a tf2 crate
>>
>>144032221
do you think youre funny?
>>
>>144032221
That's funny.
>>
>>144022018
Is it possible to use mic and play music in the background at the same time and pipe it into virtual audio cable using adobe audition?
>>
>>144031236
T h a n k s i n a d v a n c e !
>>
>>144032763
You should be able to play a song in one of those extra tracks or use a second virtual cable and foobar to also use another track

and you can use your mic at the same time
>>
/csgog/ im really sick with a flu or pneumonia, i feel like dying and i can't get out of bed to do anything other than use the washroom. what do i do since i can't play cs????
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>>144033276
is this even a question? watch anime
>>
>>144033579
but i dont like animé ???
>>
How many of you guys are actually good at this game? Like master of face it, A+ esea or global. No reason to lie on the Internet anon
>>
@144034541

i told you to never fucking reply to me or my posts again, scrub.
>>
nobody replied with a name for my new ak so i did it myself

rate
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>>144032763
>>144033005
werks

I think you might be able to make a hotkey to mute mic input
>>
>>144034943
dunk yourself lmao HHahHahahaaa yoooo redd*t hehahaehuehue
>>
>>144034943
>shit skin
>shit name
>shit stickers
>paid extra for stattrak meme
You must be 18+ to post here.
>>
>>144034943
If ur under lem 2/10 if you are decent at the game 6/10
>>
>>144035301
What's your favourite anime episode to watch before playing mm? I always watch the final episode of SAO season just to get that extra piff to carry the gold nova 2 scrubs
>>
>>144035170
>shit skin
wasteland rebel is the official ak skin of /magog/ please leave

http://www.strawpoll.me/10278400/r
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>rrrr isn't banned
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>>144035615
doesn't mean it's not a shit skin.
also
>aquamarine revenge that high
this only shows me that this general is filled with underageb&, which is true.
>>
>>144035659
Holy shit that's genius! How haven't you gone professional yet? Never thought about watching naruto smack ninjas up while I AWPing b site
>>
>>144035874
>jump into
>trampoline
spotted the retard
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>>144036360
>he can't jump into a trampoline
>>
>>144005728
Rigging
>>
>>144035989
Elite build master race

>>144036321
This is my favourite meme
>>
>>144036685
you're not suppose to retard
>>
>>144035874
It's called ban evasion and it is as simple as unpulgging your router for a few seconds (dynamic ip only), using your phones data, or going down to starbucks or some shit. Bans are just a bandaid, not a solution. The solution to tripfags you don't like is to ignore them and move on, but you are a stupid newfag from /v/

also imho bans should only be for cp
>muh blueboards
>waahhh why can't I browse 4chan in publicccc reeeee

t. Someone using their phone to ban evade right now lulz
>>
>>144037462
>bans should only be for cp
and for off-topic
>>
>>144037665
oh..and avatarfagging.
>>
>>144037665
Nah, off topic is fine, especially in magog where we barely crack .01 ppm
>>
Is this the magog general?
>>
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>he uses the a1 over the a4
>he uses the usp over the p2k
>>
>>144037462
desu we need useragent bans, shadow bans, subnet bans, and tripcode bans
>>
@144038519
clearly they're not used
>>
>>144037961
if off-topic wasn't bannable, then there would be little point in having boards.
>>
rrrr was a mistake
>>
>>144038236
I think you would be much happier on reddit. Why not give it a try?
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>>144038191
>he uses the p2000
>>
>>144038191
the suppressor sounds sexy though, and the p2000 is so ugly + no good skines
>>
any tripcode with 5 consecutive r's in any thread with csgog in the subject should automatically be banned
>>
>>144040398
any poster from central/south america should automatically be banned
>>
UPDATE TONIGHT
>>
>>144040473
South America should be burned. Africa contributes more to the world.
>>
>>144040827
yeah desu

>>144040773
nuke is better than cobble kys
>>
thanks janitor/mod
>cs
>csgo
>counter-strike
>counter-strike: global offensive
>>
>tfw entire arm feels weak and i can't aim
>>
Are trips against the rules or something
>>
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POST THEM
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>>144042604
use your other arm
>>
>>144042768
0/3 neck urself
>crab
>deathadder
>ak pro democracy activist
>>
>get mouse a week ago
>my wrist starts getting sore
will my wrist just strengthen up eventually?
>>
>>144042768
yuri nakamura
naga hex
mac-10 neon rider
>>
who 600/1 here
>spray on point
>clutching all day
>cleaning up all the kills those 800/1 entries get half of
Damn feels good to be alpha af
>>
>>144043235
>cleaning up after the entry
>literally being a janitor for free ("fun" doesn't count)
>alpha
The 2 alpha roles are entry and igl, if you aren't either of those you're a beta sissy bitch
>>
thanks for the once a week visit janitor
>>
>>144043235
the low sense meme has penetrated this mans very being
>>
>>144042863
holy shit that's a great idea i forgot i had 2
>>
New update wat?
>>
>>144043389
>he thinks alphas go in first and die
Nah. Second/third in is true Alpha and team leader. Bomb carrier is bitch, entry is the beta who tries to impress the alpha (me), alpha surveys the round AND WINS IT. Nice to see the beta cuckbois are fitting right into their proper roles lmao

List of alpha roles:
Clutch
2nd entry
IGL

Beta (false alpha) roles:
Entry
Awper

Bottom dog (bitch) roles:
Bomb planter
Lurk
"Support"

Keep that 1000 sens you betas. 400-600 masterrace is still dominating.
>>
>>144043235
I'm 800 1.2
I can still turn around 180 from resting position on my pad
I can still hit headshots
I can spray and not run out of mousepad

>>144044726
What if I entry with an AWP?
You know no true alphas even play MM right?
>>
>>144035013
How do you (use mic while playing music) and pipe it into virtual audio cable? Output is only working with either mic or the sound clip, I can't do both at once.
>>
>>144044684
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/4lywuk/counterstrike_global_offensive_update_for_late/

http://blog.counter-strike.net/index.php/category/updates/ (Not updated as of posting this)
>>
>>144044726
Entry is only beta if your 2nd is a pussy baiting bitch (ie you)
Should be alpha dawg and his 2ic going in reking shit
Igl has to command the respect of his fraggers which makes him pretty alpha as well
Lurk is 13yo muh kda squeaker tier and support is bad aim tier
>>
>>144044927
Why are you asking is being twice as beta is still beta? Did you fail math? Of course it is. ß^2
>>
>>144044726
>alpha: clutch
>bitch: lurk

>bomb planter being a role

Uhhh gotard?
>>
>phant0m fag doing trade ups with 1 knight
>10% chance for dlore
>gets 3 in a row

jesus christ
>>
>>144044726
>Clutch
Baiter*
>>
>>144045264
>this whole post
gotards please
>>
RIP PIN MARKET
REDDITFAGS AND PIN COLLECTORS BTFO
>>
>>144045068
>entry is alpha
Notable entries:
Freakazoid aka Mr. compensation
Friberg
Pasha the retard who cries on stream
Flamie who starts fights then delete tweets and get mad tilted at a 1v1 tourney
KennyS (beta x2 from awping), got cucked by steel (double alpha from IGL and clutching)
Of course there are exceptions, like Dupreeh, but almost all entries are betas who routinely get their shit slapped by an alpha
>>
**IMPORTANT PART OF THE NEW UPDATE**

>– Added fade and blur to deathcam (when mp_forcecamera 1).

>– Fade and blur in deathcam are more aggressive when killed with a headshot (when mp_forcecamera 1).

So death cams got nerfed.
>>
>>144045550
Aw dank! I wanted an inferno and victory for my Asuka 3.33 hat ^_^
>>
>>144045506
Uhhh how can lurk be bitch and "clutcher" be alpha when they are synonymous most of the time???
>>
>>144045550
???
Always wanted a nuke pin

>>144045563
>if someone is fit they are just compensating
Hi fatty
Clearly being the first to go in is alpha af unless you can't get your bitch ass pussy 2nd to man up and back you up/trade effectively
You sound like a matchmaking hero that successfully baits whoever is the first to get bored after waiting a minute to see if any cts push
>>
>>144045563
Why are you comparing gameplay to stream/social media personalities you fag?
>>
>>144045923
I was >>144045550
What I meant was that the people who go to events and stockpile like 10 pins trying to resell them for insane prices got btfo.
>>
>>144046079
How did they get btfo tho? Can I get pins for cheap now?
>>
There went my 6 gaurdian pins. Fantastic.
>>
>>144046281
Yeah I'm pretty sure you can get a capsule in game like stickers so you don't have to go to Majors to be able to buy them.
>>
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They can't keep getting away with this.
What a shitty update, nothing important fixed.
>OMG goyim buy my pin from the marvel cuck shop yes good prep your paypal goyim
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>mfw got shadowbanned on reddit
lasted longer than I thought.
>>
>>144045923
Where did I say being fit is beta? Freakazoid is a manlet who tries to start fights with alphas (s1mple) when he thinks it's behind closed doors so no one knows and makes pussy statements about how he's alpha instead of showing it. He's hard beta.
>>
when is G2 buying kennys tbqh
>>
some shit really pissed me off last night, we won but every time someone planted my team would say it's default. and hands down 9/10 times it was anywhere but default. does everyone just say default cause it's the new hotword now????? that shit is pissing me off. noone knows what the fuck default actually is nowadays it seems.
>>
http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/730/Collectible%20Pins%20Capsule%20Series%201?filter=pin
>tfw want inferno and victory
>>
>>144047660
>tfw want a Victory and a GE Pin
Damn, almost bought the one for 33
>>
>mfw physical pins being sold

I swear to god if valve pulls a jew and sells each for $20 I'm going to explode
>>
>>144048787
Aren't they like $15 at majors?
>>
so how much do they sell in game for?
>>
>>144049193
25
>>
>>144049193
http://steamcommunity.com/market/search?appid=730&q=pin
>>
>>144049295
25 for the pack? Wow valve, really milking it
>>
>>144049319
*farts*
>>
after all that we've been through
i know we're cool
>>
rrrr go buy my skines off opskins
>>
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>>144052231
buy mine too while you're at it

https://opskins.com/?loc=shop_users_page&steamid=76561198041011640
>>
>>144052231
no
>>144052381
maybe
>>
>>144052381
how do you get this link to your store?
>>
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>>144052381
>m3m3sid3 stickers
>>
>>144052654
4 stickers for the price of one :^)
>>
>>144052648
im not sure where to find it on the opskins site

i saw somebody elses and just swapped in my own steam id
>>
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>>144052654
Just for you senpai :^)
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>>144053190
STOP
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wew lads
>>
>>144007820
this general always had a gay majority, fuck off shitter
>>
>>144054431
>replying to a 8 hour old post
kill yourself btw
>>
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>>144054580
>replying to a reply to a 8 hours old post
>>
>>144054695
>replying to a reply to a reply to a 8 hour post
neck yourself btw
>>
are flip knives our knives?
>>
>>144055196
yes
>>
>>144055196
only m8/bayo are our knives
>>
>>144055557
bayo and flip and m9 are our knives
>>
>>144055448
is that doppler? im debating between that and tiger tooth right now
>>
>>144055610
i just told you it's only m9/bayo. can you not read?
>>
>>144055667
yeah it's a phase 2 doppler

they're both decent finishes

i have a bayo that's tiger tooth for my ct knife

the nice thing about tiger tooth is that all of them have the same pattern so you don't have to worry about autistic bullshit like phases and fade %s
>>
>>144055679
but in the cs:go beta terrorists had flip knives and cts had regular bayos
>>
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>>144055610
Whats the /csgog/ finish?
>>144055740
I really want a Kara Tiger Tooth
>>
>>144055918
so?
>>
>>144055196
yes
>>
rust coat knives are the only knives you should be getting
>>
>>144057424
oh, and vanilla
>>
>>144054340
Am I the only one that thought that was a condom at first?
>>
>>144059343
It's a condom of sorts. Instead of protecting from sti's it protects from any interaction with the opposite sex
>>
our guy steel is finally streaming some csgo but it might just be gambling
>>
>>144060808
lol, overwatch is going to die faster than what I though
>>
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>>144060049
>Pins market is kill
>They are announcing new pins for next major

What new map pins are you guys looking forward too and which ones are you currently going to buy?.
>>
>>144061403
Both overwatch and csgo are dying now that dead island definitive edition is out
Can't wait for infinite warfare/battlefield 1 to put the last nails in the coffin tbf
>>
>>144062626
I like this meme 2bh
>>
>>144062626
>infinite warfare/battlefield 1
both of these games look fun tbhfam
>>
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>that one tryhard neckbeard who learned the "recoil patterns"

I crack up every time I see them
>>
WHY AM I NOT GETTING BUY OFFERS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>it's a steel switches to overwatch after 1 cs game and loses 1000 viewers episode
>>
>>144063851
Play a short game of any mode
>>
>>144064858
Played 2 competitive games and nuffin
>>
>20 mins
>no posts

DEAD GAME

DEAD THREAD

http://steamcharts.com/app/730
>>
teach me how to play!

twitch / idecfilms
>>
So does steel actually like OW or is he just playing it for the twitch dosh?
>>
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Easiest profit ever.
>>
>>144069037
are you literally gold nova or something?
>>
>>144069345
NO IM LIKE MGE
>>
>>144069784
lmao, na mge is a great meme then
>>
>>144069821
yeah it is I want to get LE some day thats the dream then i can retire and get esports bitches.
>>
>>144069915
don't reply to my posts ever again
>>
>>144069951
K :^(
>>
@144070161
I told you to don't reply to my posts ever again
>>
>>144069037
damn dude, playing in 70fps is brutal. i'm surprised you can deal with that
>>
>>144070194
I said "K :^("
>>
>>144070458
Im playing T side like i give a hoot

>>144070265
thats what openGL will do to yah gaming on lunux is totally a thing
>>
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>>144070748
how do you know im not cute?
>>
@144070847
are you?
>>
>>144070879
I mean i'm ok looking got some cute features on my face.
>>
@144070961
r-really?
>>
>>144071049
u-um yes!
>>
>>144071170
o-ok, I don't mind you replying to my posts then
>>
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/4lu45c/csgo_experienced_the_largest_percentage_drop_in/
all this damage control lmao
>>
:^)
>>
>>144022852
Literally looks like a meth head
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>>144035615

>not red lam

molly yourselves reddos
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>>144054340
>10 dollars usd a piece
>mfw people spent thousands on these things
>>
what is magog
>>
>>144077919
u
>>
How do you get these pins and how do I make money with them
>>
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I got a writing gig for a betting company. They need me to propose some article topics related to CS (or eSports in general) and betting and then write them if they're interested but I can't think of shit. Help me out with some ideas.
>>
>>144042768
anime is for weebs
Rival 300 because "friberg ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!11!1!"
AK-47 Case Hardened "casuals jelly edition"
>>
>>144047098
>s1mple
>alpha

Nice meme
>>
>>144078241
what's your favorite anime?
>>
>>144042768
hahahaha waifu i aint gay
steelseries rival100
any rifle
>>
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when u noob as heck and you rank up
>>
>>144079498
>unironically silver
>>
>>144079778
i lost my rank from not playing. :(
I was only nova 3 before
>>
>>144079498
>>144079932
lmao @ you're skillz
>>
cut myself pretty bad lads

can someone comfort me?
>>
>>144080583
At least you didn't pay for a pin on ebay.
>>
>>144080647
heh, that's true
>>
>>144080039
t. shitter
>>
> alright i think i will play some csgo today!
> remember i got in silver 4 after a shit calibration
> join
> we lose the pistol round because my team is retarded
> pp bizon shitters use their crutch to mow over us 15-0
> we can not do anything because they outgun us every time at midrange
> my team is to busy fucking buying armor defuse kits and smoke grenades to be useful
> on top of that I dropped a fucking 10 bomb so pretty much carried the game
> I derank because of this
Fuck this game. Valve please fucking fix the bizon being capable of this bullshit. At least stop matching me up with shitters who buy defuse kits.
>>
Yo csgog i just ranked up to lem 2 so i wanna share a story with u

>be 19
>go to a music festival
>meet this beautiful 41 year old
>make out with her
>proceed to get phone number
>we go out for sushi a couple times
>asks me to come over and keep her warm
>show up she has wine and some food prepared
>we eat
>proceed to couch after
>watching some television
>proceeds to slide her hand up my leg
>ohyeah.jpeg
>we go up stairs
>sexy time occurs
>next morning
>leaving to go home she has a 7/10 17 year old daughter
>her jaw drops as she sees me leave
>proceed to bang her mom for the next six months while she gives me the dirtiest looks
>her bf is over sometimes and he is just like wtf
>one night smoking a cig
>bf comes out to talk to me
>hows that pussy?
>proceeds to ask me all these questions
>how I got with her etc etc etc

i think he wanted to bang her mom as well
>>
>>144081239
>this pasta again
why can't be at least a little bit creative
>>
Just had my first ace.

Last enemy was defusing my bomb I planted for long so I shot him from pit with an ak while defusing.

Shit feels great.
>>
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>>144081317
>>
>>144080806
>literally silver
>probably from na too
>calling me shitter
?????????????????????????
>>
>>144081914
>implying that was me
>implying we don't all think you're an attentionwhoring 14 years old shitter
>>
>>144082236
fight me irl
>>
>>144082236
rekt

>>144082342
uhm are you strong?
>>
>csgog has now a tripfag
lmfoa fags
>>
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>mfw csgo is dying and I don't care
>>
>>144082535
yes I exercise daily
>>144082562
ok
>>
>>144082342
PTS crown, deci only, no flak
be there in 10 minutes.
>>
>>144040049

>what is ocean foam
>>
>>144082823
ok
>>
>>144082823
I'm here, where are you?
>>
>>144082640
could you beat me up then?
>>
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>literally just 1 tripfag and a handful of people here who cant afford overwatch
>>
>>144083702
ahahahahah
>>
>>144083492
maybe
>>
>be me
>be cute
>be good at cs
>have cute bf

>be you
>be not cute
>be bad at cs
>don't have cute bf

ummmmm?
>>
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FACEIT is a fucking joke at this point
>>
>>144016030
>not using it on T-side inferno to clear out aggresive CT pushes in Banana
>>
I heard you like bangers while dming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnMvz3mLXaA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBp7tYanWAU
>>
>>144084365
>be me
>not cute
>nova 2 shitter
>still have cute bf
>also have nice $1000+ inventory

:3
>>
>be me
>cute
>smfc
>not gay
>also have nice $2.5k inventory

:2
>>
Hey csgog, if I get an american bf and marry them in a state where gay marriage is legal, do I still get a citizenship?
>>
>>144087387
:fire: that shit go hard :fire:
>>
FouseyTube dead........

Dream Team

Fodder
Shroud
Hiko
Dazed
Yam
>>
Found an abandoned days old bird on the sidewalk cooking in the sun.

Took it home and managed to feed it a bit. Now what should I do with it?
>>
>>144091735
pick the feathers and fry it up
>>
>>144091836
It's just a couple of days old, it doesn't have feathers. And I don't want to cook it.
>>
>>144091908
>I don't want to cook it
you eat it raw? i gotta be honest, that's fucking gross.
>>
ESL: Everyone is making their tournaments better. We should make ours worse.
Carmack: Say no more
http://en.esl-one.com/csgo/cologne-2016/news/introducing-the-swiss-format-and-schedule-for-the-esl-one-cologne-offline-qualifier/
>>
>>144092208
stop it

no one is going to eat it
>>
>>144092549
then why the fuck would you bring it home?
>>
>started with exactly $1
>bet my way up
>broke $1k today
yay
>>
Let's go OG!
>>
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>>144090302
Get out and stay out of my country
>>
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OC
>>
>>144094097
>GG EZ
>not "E Z P Z LE MN SQ ZY"
step it up
>>
>>144094097
>>>/v/eddit
>>
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Fix this map
>>
I literally can't play with Europeans. I'd much rather play on NA servers with 150 ping, even though NA players aren't good at the game. Europeans are so damn retarded, like I can't even comprehend how stupid people are.
>>
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>player numbers still in a nosedive

kek
>>
>>144094649
done
>>
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>>144095078
>the only people who will be left will be europoors who can't afford overwatch

good. maybe valve fill finally fix their shit game
>>
Bodyy has really stepped up.
>>
>>144095078
I know its fun to meme but CS had a similar dip at the exact same time last year
>>
Mixwell looks like a school shooter lol
>>
>smithzz still the only one stopping g2 from becoming a good team
>>
>>144096691
hes such a cute boy :3
>>
WOO LETS FUKEN GO FRENCHIES
>>
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>>144094649
>>
>>144097176
heh
>>
HOLY FUCK

HOW MUCH DID REDDIT FREAK OUT OEVR THE PINS

FUCKING LAFFIN M8S

IMSO ECSTATIC

ESCASTASY FANTASTY DESTINY TENACITY CALAMITY WOOOHRAIR1OO9O
>>
>>144097176
>no wall
>kiwis in indonesia
what the fuck are you doing
>>
>>144097418
>>144013708
>>
>>144097149
>G2 86% win chance
>LDLC 92% win chance
>rekt NiPPLES yesterday
when did muslims git gud at cs?
>>
>>144097359
all the skins i want are dropping in price. pins were good.
>>
>>144097359
What are pins?
>>
>play EU CEVO
>average 12% eff
>play NA CEVO with 140 ping
>average 18% eff

ummm golards?
>>
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>open those other threads
>ctrl F csgo
>no results
what the fuck
>>
>almost 2k hours in game
>first time i pay attention to the fact that molotovs and incendiary grenades don't even have the same model
wew
>>
MOTHERFUCKING G2.

why the fuck can't you shitters close it out at 16-9 FUCK
>>
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>all this mOE bullying
Lol.
>>
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>>144098512
m0E is our guy don't listen to anybody saying otherwise
>>
>mixwell toggling again
more like haxlel
>>
>>144098682
hello reddo
>>
>>144098000
NA CEVO is just LE+ beating on nova 2 and lower players
>>
G2-Optic

who wins on nuke?
>>
>that completely awful communication among Opshit players

RUSH didn't react at all when NAF-FLY died on site and was essentially a free kill.
>>
>>144098805
EU CEVO is all silvers. Which is like DMG in NA, but still shit.
>>
g2 sucks dick
>>
>>144098815
G2
>>
>>144098975
what will be the scoreline gideon
>>
1 year haven't been playing this game :
Is it true that spraying is over and now you have to burst/tap to win ?
>>
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G2 are arrogant as fuck and only prepared against NiP. As expected from French niggers.
>>
>going this close against NA shitters on fucking train

sad desu
>>
>>144098961
>>144099209
high quality posts
>>
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>>144098789
im sorry, but you have to go back.
>>
>>144099483
Back to destroying redditors such as yourself.
>>
why is tricked gambler man on tv?
>>
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>>144099519
Shit bait desu familia.
>>
>>144099608
are you irl retarded? holy crap
>>
get fucked na.
>>
G2 that was too close for my heart.
>>
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>>144099757
>cropping out my image

Nice try reddo.
>>
na is naturally proficient on nuke right
>>
>>144099997
g2 is ex titan shitlord

old kinguin is now faze

scream was on old kinguin at one point
>>
>>144100113
na is just shit at everything mate

>na cs
isn't just a meme, it's real
>>
>>144100224
dont give a shit honestly

just want to get some free $ on the handicap bet
>>
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how the fuck do you even manage to be this bad
>>
>>144100560
romanians are like dinosaur. cannot see unless movement
>>
>>144100224
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.
>>
>>144100669
t. mad ameribad
>>
optic just lost the game right there
>>
new nuke is so pretty
>>
>>144101134
good shit go౦ԁ sHit thats some goodshit rightthere
>>
>>144101243
too sterile
>>
of course optic gets fucking roflstomped when i bet on them winning the handicap bet this tikme

of course.

OF CUFKINCGOCURSE
>>
>>144101442
ty4skines
>>
>>144101375
makes sense
>>
>>144101442
i fucking told you mane
thanks for ur skines i guess
>>
OPTIC IS LITERAL DOGSHIT

FUCK YOU SHITTERS FOR TRYING SO HARD ON TRAIN MOTEHRFUCK FUCK
>>
how bad was the new selfless guy?
>>
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>stan
>is law
>>
nip or selfless on cobble?
>>
>>144102257
Selfless played better against G2 than NiP did.
>>
>>144102257
>18 year old cod kiddies or fucking NIP
gee, i dunno
>>
>>144102257
take a wild fucking guess buddy
>>
>vulva in charge of reworking a map

rip inferno
>>
>bpro reking aimclub
ez skines lol
>>
How do we fix EnvyUs?
>>
>>144099307
even scream sprays pretty often

tapping is dead
>>
>csgolounge item draft is taking forever
I WANT MY SKINES REEEEEE
>>
>>144102647
-happy
-apex
-devil
-nbk

+shox
+scream
+rpk
+bodyy
>>
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>>144099307
Pretty much. This graph is outdated since they reverted the change, but anyway.
>>
someone just got bodyy'd
>>
hHOW THE FUCK DO YOU FUCKING LOSE 4V3 AS CT ON FUKIN NUKE

FUCKIKN OFF YOURSELVES OPTIC YER FUKCIN SHITE CUNT S
>>
>>144102938
Thx, funny though that they don't wanna go full 1.6. Imo it was the best thing than learning those paterns for spray. Its completly dumb.
>>
>>144103442
how much
>>
>>144103570
68 poudns
>>
>>144102530
When did they rework inferno?
>>
>20 rounds where all pings swing between 30 and 500
Nice servers, Valve.
>>
>>144103645
are you new to betting? why would you bet that much on optik vs g2?
>>
>>144103678
They have been reworking it for months now. It was removed from the active duty map pool over five weeks ago and it was confirmed that they had been working on it already before that.

Expect dumbed down shit with all sorts of retarded clutter.
>>
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Csgolounge can go neck themselves.
>>
>>144104642
dont know how you didnt see this coming
>>
>literal CoD kid

lmao
>>
>>144104642
i dont understand
>>
https://csgostash.com
Click on collections
What pins do you think s2 will be? Guessing we get a T-side version of guardian for starters.
>>
>>144104019
i bet on the handicap nigga
>>
Do Selfless actually have any chance against NiP?
>>
>>144104642
HQ Meme
>>
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>>144104642
anon pls pls pls let me have the mp7 skin
>>
American MM is way nicer than EU MM desu
>>
>>144104996
>bet on a team that clearly has a very small chance of winning
>WTF WHY DIDNT THIS TEAM WIN A 4V3 REEEEEEEEEE
i'm forced to believe you're new to csgo or bettering because otherwise you just don't understand basic arithmetic
>>
connor look like hotdog lol
>>
>>144104998
they did good against g2, so i guess.
>>
>>144105134
sure, post trade link
>>
>>144105148
>retard that doesn't even know what a handicap bet is
>new to csgo or "bettering"


lmao
>>
>second round of G2 v OG buttrape
>draft delayed
GIBE ME MI SKINES PLSSSS
>>
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>>144105148
>>
>>144105413
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=191972658&token=XMGUk4YU

ty ty ty
>>
wait you can still change the team bet on selfless vs nip
>>
How long does the payout take?
>>
>>144106159
hownew.ru has all your answers
>>
>put -insecure in launch options
>can't launch game

uhhh gotards???
>>
so it's pai-th, right?
>>
16-3 for nip ezzzzzz
>>
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>>144106245
Wow. You figured out I'm new at betting. Here, I want you to have this.
>>
>>144106582
pyth
>>
>>144106750
pith?
>>
>>144106853
Pit?
>>
wtf selfless that was a freeass round you shitties
>>
>>144105826
Sent ;)
>>
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>>144107203
i dont know!!!
>>
why the fuck would you not check there you retards
>>
>>144107418
>pai-th
>>144107203
>>144106853
>>144106750
>>144106582
Google Translate pronounces it pai-th so I guess that is right?
>>
>flashing yourself
>>
>>144106728
here, i want you to have this
>>>/reddit/
>>
so why did friberg throw a molotov into the smoke?
>>
welp selfless is super shit
>>
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>>144107980
because he's an idiot
>>
>>144108019
theyre doing a lot better than other NA teams tho
>>
>>144107731
im listening to it in swedish and i kind sounds like
"pehh" or "pee"
>>
>>144107925
No, you may keep it. I don't want it.
>>
>>144108175
i forgot you already had it
>>
>saving on the last round
>>
>>144108137
tru, optic was fkin shite earlier
>>
LEZ GET IT POPPIN SELFLESS

RUSH B TEC 9 DONT FUKEN STOP
>>
WHO IS THIS CONNOR GUY????
>>
"Pyth" is pronounced "Piss"
>>
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>CoNnOrRr93
where did they find this guy?
>>
incoming upset////

just made 140 off the handicap :DD
>>
>gangster mac 10 expert
you have to admit, that was pretty funny.
>>
These guys commenting...

>mitch is no...
>those were 2 ways to keep warm, we had another one, but this is a family friendly stream
>/int/ discussion in taking or not taking your shoes off inside home
>>
>>144108821
another cod fag
>>
>>144109073
>>144108852
you have to go back
>>
http://www.hltv.org/news/17933-esl-major-qualifier-format-schedule

>Tyloo win minor (supposedly easier seeding)
>have to face G2 with new nanohacks

>Renegades come second
>get to face fucking FlipSid3

why does ESL hate orientals?
>>
>> 144109450
oh its you again.
>>
>>144109450
Well, that sucks for them.
>>
>win two bets
>one says draft delayed, the other (nipples v selfless) is win but csgolounge seems to be ran by insufferable faggots
>still don't get my skines
>>
RIP FAVELAS
>RIP FAVELAS
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>RIP FAVELAS
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>RIP FAVELAS
RIP FAVELAS
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RIP FAVELAS
>RIP FAVELAS
>>
>>144110496
Me too. Won 5 off of g2 and could only withdraw half my skins.
>>
rip eleaguetv
>>
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>>144111382
btfo
>>
>>144110496
I give it a day before bothering to withdraw wins from lounge

there's always something wrong

still got some ez skines from nip, looking for more on cache 2bh
>>
>>144111743
>implying
that's ugly
but not cringeworthy like some others
only decent MP7s are anodized navy, groundwater and armor core
and even then, groundwater is meh
>>
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we terminator now
>>
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>>144112045
you still haven't given up? hmph.
*activates olive plaid*
this should put you down for good.
>>
Optic or Selfless?
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>tfw 8gb of memory
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>>144112367
>olive plaid
>good
you've got to be shitting me
>>
>hold the door
what did he mean?
>>
Why the fuck am I getting shit winnings?
Fuck CsgoLounge.
>>
>>144112594
selfless is playing well

its 60-40 in favor of optic
>>
>>144112982
>win three comfy bets
>get paid with literally a dozen $0.10 skines
wew
>>
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>IT'S STILL GOING DOWN

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN CS GO WAS KILL?
>>
>>144112812
no im not. everything from the baggage collection is good.
>>
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Tell me what to bet my $70 skin on

Its my first time betting and I expect to lose big time, thus ensuring I never bother again
>>
>>144113657
selfless.
>>
>>144113741

Against who? OG?
>>
>>144113657
OG are going to wreck selfless
>>
>>144113657
>>144113741
don't listen to that guy
first rule of not comitting sudoku after losing all your skins is : never bet on NA
second rule is never bet on VP
>>
>>144113561
it's amazingly the one case with just consistently top tier skins, I'm shocked nothing has ever topped it.
>>
Selfless can do this. Knife incoming with these odds.
>>
>>144113395
>unironically using the word comfy
you deserve it
>>
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>>
help i want selfless to win but mixwell a cute
who do I cheer
>>
>>144114726
Cute homeprinted A4.
>>
>>144114726
>americans
>>
>>144114726
we need edits of this pronto
>>
>>144002961
ronnie ortiz's ugly ass cousin
>>
>>144115497
>make fun of kids
you europoors go lower and lower
>>
>>144114781

Kill yourself
>>
guise how long before i unbox an awp
>>
>>144115983
why tho
>>
>amerikeks really thought nipples would lose against some literally whos
U S A U S A U S A U S A

>>144115905
>kids
i thought that's what an average 20-something american looks like?
:^)
>>
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>amerifats
hahaha
>>
B A S E D
P Y T H

A M E R I K E K S
B T F O
T
F
O
:^^^^)
>>
THIS ONE IS FOR OUR TROOPS!!

GO SELFLESSS!!!!!
>>
>you are posting on a thread with L I T E R A L kids like the ones on the stage

just fuck my life up senpai
>>
>tfw internet has been fucked the last few days
>can't watch twitch or load images on websites other than here

help
>>
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>csgolounge
>>
very, very important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10372067
http://www.strawpoll.me/10372067
http://www.strawpoll.me/10372067
http://www.strawpoll.me/10372067

>>144117423
are you actually surprised that people only bet cheap skins on underdogs
>>
Why do people still bet using csgolounge?
Plenty of decent gambling sites now feature csgo as well.
>>
>>144117656
its illegal in the US

csgolounge isnt blocked yet
>>
>>144117734
Didn't think about that ..
Is it online betting in general that's forbidden? Or betting on sports and shit in general?
>>
>>144117734
What do you mean? Is online betting illegal in the US but gambling isn't? Also isn't that state law not national law?
>>
who /selfless/ here
>>
>>144117656
What other gambling sites do you use, anon?
>>
>>144118106
rekt lol
>>
>>144118161
betway atm, suits me fine so far.
>>
>>144118106
definitely betting on them vs optic, they've been performing pretty well today.
>>
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>>144118106
>>
>>144118428
we're all in this together anon
>>
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pls
>>
>>144118551
why are you betting on bgod? are they any good? i dont really know either team
>>
Boosted eagles, boosted eagles everywhere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZOW8ZuLG2o
>>
>>144118041
>>144117890

the laws are ambiguous and stupid thanks to US federalism but in general online sports betting is technically illegal and i think most of the websites block registration from the US

http://vegasclick.com/online/legal.html
>>
>>144118972
DELET THIS
>>
>>144118428
>>144118551
>literally throwing money away
>>
>>144118106
our guys
>>
>>144119210
yeah just kidding i switched my bet for this map since you still can lmao
>>
is optic vs selfless game 1 on right now?
>>
>>144119904
No ESL is showing reruns
>>
>>144118907
they lost yesterday, and are pretty poor. I don't know why he's done that.
>>
http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/730/P2000%20%7C%20Red%20FragCam%20(Battle-Scarred)
so i just got this
should i list it on the market for $10 and hope some nerd is desperate enough for it to drop ten fucking bucks on a shitty skin?
>>
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>>144120585
uhh
>>
>>144120585
why would anyone buy it for $10 when they can buy it for 10 cents?
>>
>>144120873
no idea, but apparently people did that a dozen times over the past month, look at the timeline
that's why i was asking
>>
>>144121017
probably some idiot selling it to his friend, having a go at babbys first market manipulating I guess
>>
Is semmles high/drunk?
>>
dat milf
>>
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>>144121017
anon, that's just money laundering.
>>
>>144121578
what
>>
It feels like there's more children and people take it less seriously at Nova 3 than it did at nova 1.

Not saying either rank is "good" but yeah.
>>
>>144121340

he must be, has that classic stoner laugh
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>>144121769
are you fucking underage
>>
NEW THREAD

>>144121861

NEW THREAD

>>144121861

NEW THREAD

>>144121861
>>
>WeLoveFine jacked up the price of Pins from $10 to $20
And they say Valve still loves making games
>>
>>144112045
>anodized navy
holy fuck this, got a drop in good-float FT and man is it nice.
>>
>>144121769
When you wanna hide the trace of the money
Or its someone just transfering money to another acc
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>>144121769
>he doesn't know
you're so cute
>>
>>144122317
t-thanks
wanna fucc? :3
>>
>>144122317
Not him but, youre even more cute
>>
>>144122317
>>144122403
>>144122460
Even I am too normie for this tier of shit. Neck yourselves.
>>
>dowload torrent
>get a cryptolocker
Do people actually seed this shit?
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