/wtc/ - Witcher and Cyberpunk General - (/krw/, /cpg/)

First for Ciri is a slut

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>>143557817
anybody got the Game of Manlets meme that shows Grey Worm is only like a feet taller than Tyrion?

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>tfw Avallac'h is too short to be part of the Red Riders and went on to do his own thing out of sheer hatred for anyone taller than him

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^_^

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Tell me what you wish.

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>>143558698
To have an additional me running around.

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>>143558698
to have a qt cuddly little sister please.

>>143558698
You promise not to turn it against me?
make me into a qt sorceress.

Patch 1.20 changelog

http://wpc.4d7d.edgecastcdn.net/004D7D/mkt/document/Changelog-1.20-ENG_l9fczl2s3h.pdf

>>143559614
>Adds book titled 'A Miraculous Guide to Gwent' which displays number of gwent
cards missing from player's base-game collection and information on where to find
them, thus facilitating completion of achievement titled Collect 'Em All. Tome in
question can be obtained either from gwent playing scholar in Prologue or from
merchant near St. Gregory's Bridge in Gildorf district of Novigrad.

>this is announced the very day I finished collect 'em all

>>143559614
>-Gwent-
> Quest titled Collect 'Em All is now marked as failed if player does not succeed in collecting Milva, Vampire Bruxa and Dandelion gwent cards during gwent tournament in quest titled A Matter of Life and Death.
Rip that anon who missed Dandelion.

Should I get this game on PC or PS4?

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>>143560216
PS4 obviously.

>>143559614
So is it available to download now?

>>143559614
When though?

>>143560467
>>143560569
According to Marcin it will drop shortly before B&W (not over the weekend).

>>143560216
If you have to ask, probably PS4.

>>143560387
>>143560737
Well, since I've only got a i3 and a GTX560 Ti I'll just get it on PS4.

>>143560665
Why though?

>>143558802
You now have a clone, who is a better version of you. He will achieve everything you failed to achieve, and shit on you on any chance he gets. He will also try to get rid of you to avoid any complications, so your life is in danger now.
>>143558968
You get a sister whom you love dearly. You two will understand each other better than anyone else, closer to each other more than anyone else. She will grow into a beautiful, intelligent young woman, when suddenly she gets sick and dies an agonizing death right in front of you.
>>143559001
I promise to give you what you wish :^)
You are now schizophrenic, and are instituted in a mental hospital. You believe that you're a cute sorceress on a world you created in your mind. The hospital you're in is run by cruel and sadistic psychiatrists who will abuse you in secret, causing your delusions to overwhelm you even further. Your family slowly loses hope and abandons you.

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>tfw replaying on ng+
>don't want any failed quests
>finish meeting with radovid
>gangs of novigrad failed
>reload and go back to cleaver
>conversation leads nowhere
>i'll have to load up my yesterday's save to do it all over again in proper order

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>>143561397
>who is a better version of you. He will achieve everything you failed to achieve, and shit on you on any chance he gets. He will also try to get rid of you to avoid any complications, so your life is in danger now.
Splendid. Thank you, me.

>>143561397
thanks O'Dimm.
it could be worse i guess. i'll just an hero and follow her.

>>143561397
Also, all three of you go to hell for dealing with the literal devil. Well done faggots.

>>143561397
But that doesn't make me a qt sorceress!

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>>143562309
>going to hell for dealing with yourself to make more yourselves
?que
>>143562474
In your mind it does.

>>143558698
I wish you to lose your powers

>>143561397
>You now have a clone, who is a better version of you. He will achieve everything you failed to achieve, and shit on you on any chance he gets. He will also try to get rid of you to avoid any complications, so your life is in danger now.
That sounds interesting.
Having an alternative you that is better at being ''you'' than you.
>>143558698
I want to be fertile, aka able to gestate a natural, healthy human child, and give birth to it 9 months after his conception.
>>143559001
Anon
You already are a qt sorceress :3

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>>143557817
I'm glad to see I'm not the only person surprised by Novigrad's army of midgets

If TW3 was a proper Ciri game, who would be her sexual encounters?

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>>143563248
You're now able to conceive a child but you will never be faced with the opportunity to go through with it since anyone that tries to inseminate you will have an accident just before being able to do it and should you ever tell anyone about this little fact, you'll be in for quite a not-fun time yourself.

>>143563742
philippa

>>143563742
Skjall, Bea (Shani-like, she'd dump her eventually), Avallac'h

>>143563742
Lambert, Lambert and SLambert

>>143558231
He was as tall as Eredin in the books, goddamnit.

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>>143563873
I was expecting you to curse with never being able to see my children grow, as they will always be taken away shortly after being born, but is ok, I guess...

>>143563248
>I want to be fertile, aka able to gestate a natural, healthy human child, and give birth to it 9 months after his conception.
Your wish is granted, you're fully fertile now, and should you get fucked, you will bore a healthy child 9 months after the conception. Though literally no one will ever fuck you. You will die as a virgin.

>>143563742
Hjalmar or some other hot-headed fellow. Bea. Valdo or Aegar. Avallac'h.

>Yen is the normie waifu
>Triss is the non-bookfag waifu
>Ciri is not a waifu
>Shani literally belongs in the garbage
What went wrong?

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Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Eredin Bréacc Glas? Let alone defeat him.
And I'm not talking about "Sparrowhawk" Eredin Bréacc Glas. I'm not talking about Commander of the Red Riders Eredin Bréacc Glas either. Hell, I'm not even talking about King of the Wild Hunt Eredin Bréacc Glas with the power to freeze villages and burn them (only to freeze them again), riding on his horse from outer space covered in armour resembling bones, a perfect strut on the horse, control of the White Frost with the help of his Navigator Caranthir with Larra Dorren's DNA implanted in him so he has superior Elder Blood powers and can perform 99999 bench presses while being an expert in getting from one place to another and not needing to ask for directions.
I’m talking about Commander of the Red Riders who appear as the Wild Hunt in the human world which he leads as their King Eredin Bréacc Glas with the Eternal Bascule Bridge (which is capable of letting him get under any bridge), his two original mastercrafted Aen Elle swords (which grant him the ability to make one of them disappear should he ever need to give anyone a sliver of a chance at defeating him) and a fancy voice modulator in his mask, capable of letting him sound more spooky, dangerous, handsome, intimidating, swole, worthy of respect, like you should just give up by being in his presence, like someone who knows how to manage their budget, powerful, intimate and even making you want to get kidnapped by him, equipped with his phylactery (capable of turning anyone into a very ugly monstrosity with no proper ability of speech or even advanced thought) and a comb because he is a master in looking good and killing his king by overdosing him on Viagra, a perfect longship called the Naglfar (that can travel between worlds), control of both the power of being spooky and the art of getting big very fast.

>>143569413
His armor looks dumb.
Checkmate, spess elves.

>>143569881
>dumb
That's a dumb huehue way of spelling spooky.

>>143569413
10/10, great version of the pasta. Very fitting to be on Eredin too.

can i get the triss ending if i don't do the quest that breaks the bond between geralt and yen
i haven't romanced yen at all otherwise, and i got triss to stay and all that jazz

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what is it on the mind of his

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Thoughts?

>>143570539
He's thinking about how humans have unusual tastes.

>>143569881
what are you talking, wild hunt's armor is some good shit

Nerd question (since it tickles my brain to trace the motives and manners in which the writers adapted the original series (which did so in turn from Arthurian legends and mythology, obviously)).

What exactly IS the Isle of Mists supposed to represent?

The state between life and death from where may return, or not? Something similar to the symbolic significance of the isle of Avalon, and as used in the series? Elder magic = unicorn magic, hence the elves having access to it -> they tricked the beings at some point, somehow, or betrayed them? In which case, Avallac'h's transporting Ciri to the isle of Mists would be a display of the remnants of this brand of magic that connects life and death (also being signified by the motif of Ouroboros).

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>>143570597
I prefer pic related

>>143570789
>Fog/Mist : prevents clear vision or thinking; represents isolation; mist is often the symbol of the indeterminate phase in development when shapes have yet to bedefined; they are preludes to important revelations or prologues to manifestations
You're about right, yeah

>>143568640
>Yen is the normie waifu
>Triss is the non-bookfag waifu
this doesn't make sense

>>143561443
>gangs of novigrad failed
it can not be not-failed.

New patch info
>Adds book titled 'A Miraculous Guide to Gwent' which displays number of gwent
cards missing from player's base
-
game collection and information
on where to find
them, thus facilitating completion of achievement titled Collect 'Em All. Tome in
question can be obtained either from gwent playing scholar in Prologue or from
merchant near St. Gregory's Bridge in Gildorf district of Novigrad.

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new Witcher movie when?!

>>143573091
Hopefully never.

>>143572254
Normies love tsundere witches.
Bookfags generally don't give a shit about Triss.

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>>143572460
apparently you have to go to cleaver right after the bath house slaughter

>>143561443
>>143572460
It can be not-failed, but you'll lose Dijkstra's support in Kaer Mohren.
The only way
to get 100% is to start Gangs of Novigrad, don't meet with the dwarves, do everything stealthy, and after that meet with Cleaver. You'll get two red crosses, but the quest will be marked as finished.

Then you just have to let Menge torture Triss and ask him about the treasure.

And you get 100% game, with Dijkstra's support, and Triss getting what she deserves.

/vg/, I have serious problem with W3. I've beaten both the game and HoS dlc and I wanted to get back to leveling Geralt before B&W.

Unfortunetly, when I downloaded game from GoG with all the patches, all the chests with equipment dissapeared. Did anyone have the same problem ? What did you do ?

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>>143572724
mfw it's real

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>>143573643
>Then you just have to let Menge torture Triss and ask him about the treasure.

FUCK
NO
NEVER

>>143573643
Why would anyone want Dijkstra over Roche in Kaer Morhen

>>143573990
Dijkstra doesn't go to Kaer Morhen since he's not a fighter but he gives you some cash money and other goodies.

Will I someday get over my obsession with Ciri?

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>>143573965
>mfw i just did that quest today and kept reloading until i got the longest possible torture duration

>>143573990
>over Roche
You get the support of both. Dijkstra gives you money and some runestones.
Also, you can ask him for support when freeing Dandelion. He gives you a few of his best men.
>>143573965
I just wish you and your kind would put on a trip, so people could filter you and have a normal, civilized conversation about the game.

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>>143574157
yesnogenerator.com

>>143574157
Why would you want to? ;_;

>>143558698
go and never come back

what now you meme loving fuck

>>143574315
Clearly anon doesn't want to end up with more than 500 images of Ciri saved on his computer.

>>143574315
hi my wife!

>>143574248
>Also, you can ask him for support when freeing Dandelion. He gives you a few of his best men.

Wait, seriously?

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>>143574510
Hello my husband!

>>143574382
I have over 1k photos of Ciri

>>143574510
Hi my husband! :3

>>143574602
Stop cheating with my wife

>>143574693
Hello my love :3

>>143574602
you better go away before Ciri sees you. She can't resist zerrikanians

>>143573383
Someone add Merchants of Novigrad, I already added Gifted man.

>>143573447
This poal is full of people who are racists towards Poles, Irish and Americans.

>>143574552
Yes.
Have you noticed how there's a failed "Ask Dijkstra to help rescuing Dandelion" in the quest "A Poet Under Pressure?"
If you let Menge torture Triss and specifically ask for the treasure, you can ask Dijkstra for help.

Also, Dijkstra apparently recovers the treasure after that.

Depending on the choices in the conversation, he gives you a few men. If you admit you're going for the Church guards, he'll give you "the best men there are who have nothing to do with him."

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>>143574625
I only have 739 even after pressing the screenshot key more than is reasonably healthy on my second playthrough.

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>>143574931
>I've beaten the game 3 times already and didn't notice it

kill me please

>>143575091
she looks so pretty here. is that a mod? anyway, *saved*

I have more or less 1970 pics of Ciri in my PC. Get on my level.

>>143573091
2017
Also, no waifus in the first film.
Trissfags will get absolutely rekt if there are any sequels though.

>>143575180
There's a lot of hidden shit in the game.
For example, there's an unmarked cave in Skellige, where you can find a poet who's in love with a grave hag and there's a very short quest there. Also, on the eastern shore of Ard Skellig, near the ruined forest, there's also a quest.
Some of the quests aren't even in the prima guide.

In Hearts of Stone, when you go to the Herbalist hut when starting the quest with the heist, you can encounter a bloody boar, it leads to a small quest without a journal entry, but it doesn't really conclude anything. If you just fast travel to the Herbalist Hut, you'll never get the encounter.

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>>143575207
Super Turbo Lighting Mod and the Hair-only version of Lore Friendly Ciri

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>>143574248
>I just wish you and your kind would put on a trip, so people could filter you and have a normal, civilized conversation about the game.

seeing your completely impotent butthurt is always refreshing.

>>143575545
thanks sempai. will download it then.

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UPSCALING FUCKING CONFIRMED
>Adds option in Options/Gameplay to enable enemy level upscaling. If foes are too
easy to defeat due to level difference, upscaling will render them a challenge. Change
will not affect experience point g
ain, loot, or quest rewards. Option can be enabled
or disabled at any time, even during combat (however, Vitality/Essence of foes is
then fully restored).

>>143573643
wait why would i lose dijkstra's support for kaer mohren for doing gangs of novigrad? i got him the location and the key so why does that shit matter?

>>143576215
Only took CDPR an entire year to come to their sense.

>>143571110
Happy to be the lone enthusiast in a polish/british lit class!

>>143576323
Want to bet on what it ends up breaking as a result?

>>143576729
Casuals.

>>143576724
Rock on, anon!

>>143568640
>Geralt is the normie husbando
>Avallac'h is the /dag/-poster husbando
>Olgierd is best boi
>Roche literally belongs in the garbage

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>>143577165
>Olgierd

Will Koko be in BaW?

>>143576263
Because you burn the city down, and get no information about Junior at all. If you go stealthy, you infiltrate the arena and the casino on your own, and you play gwent for very high money (about 200 or 300 crowns each). Furthermore, when you get into Junior's residence, you'll be able to sneak into it through a backdoor, because the thugs won't recognize you.

>>143577165
>>Roche literally belongs in the garbage
Bit rude desu.

>>143570539
>tfw no lara dorren

>>143570539
All of his past/potential sexual partners in human form? Just for the kicks and to overcome or submit to disgust? I mean, come on, what would you think of if +400y old?

>>143577401
tbf he seriously resembles beckham

>>143577531
great. so even though i got dijkstra the treasure he wont help me because i didn't stealth gangs of novigrad?

>>143577795
After spending 2 and half hours on his optional fight, I am scared of having nightmares about Beckham throwing sand in my face.

>>143577798
He won't help you either way. He is Dijkstra. You are a witcher who broke his leg and is a general pain in the ass. Capiche?

>>143578058
>tfw you can break his other leg

best moment

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>4 days left and then we will never see Ciri again

How long has Dijkstra been working as a crime boss in Novigrad and were the Big Four really anything before he came along or were they the Big Three until Sigi came around to being back in the Northern Kingdoms or how dose everything fit together?

>>143577798
Nope. And it's implied he doesn't get the treasure back if you don't stealth gangs of novigrad. For whatever fucking reason.

The entire Novigrad questline, and everything after Kaer Mohren defense is rushed and unfinished.
Nonetheless, you still can finish the Gangs of Novigrad. You'll just have two steps unfinished, and the Cleaver will tell you you're a cunt. But the quest is finished.

>>143578174
Never say never! I (and much of the female population as well) would kill for one Ciri game.

>>143578174
Replay the game and you will see her again.
Alternatively, hack your brain and activate console commands.

>>143578174
We don't know that! yet at least

If the Wild Hunt is just elves, why do you have to use silver against them?

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>>143578334
>would kill for one Ciri game.
Say no more

>>143578482
Because it would be incredibly annoying, game mechanic-wise, to switch the blade between killing their monsters and them. True, I would have liked it to be annoying like that - REALISM in a COMPUTER GAME - MWAHAHAHAHA!

>>143578260
well im way past that now so im not redoing it i guess triss got tortured for nothing

>>143578482
for the same reason you have use silver sword against ghosts

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>>143578482
[muffled ayy lmao in the distance]

>>143578703
Eh, Triss seems to want to get tortured in sacrifice for Ciri anyway; if you ask about the treasure, the entire garrison attacks you. So, the choice is between being sneaky or to go berserk on the witch hunters - which some did despite being sneaky anyway.

>>143578709
?

Ghosts are clearly supernatural

>>143578436
>>143578334

There won't be anything Witcher related coming from CDPR for atleast the next five years.

>>143578979
I know. So? Five years is nothing in terms of the amount of entertainment this society offers and is addicted to.

>>143578927
huh, i thought they're vulnerable to steel

t-thanks act 1

>>143579528
if you're talking about the first game, then they'll still take damage from steel, but silver is more effective

likewise, humans will take damage from silver, but it'll be less than steel

what are the good mods for witcher 3

I'm talking about the big stuff, not just small quality of life changes

>>143579721
i mean i thought steel sword is the one that deals 100% to ghosts

wew lad, better later than never

who is the black haired female companion?

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>>143580312
red riding hood

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>>143580427
uhhhhhh

1.20 when?

>>143580661
Manticore™ School®

>>143581103
Monday

it launched on XB1 already though because Microsoft is ran by a bunch of fuckboys

>>143580427
I really hate the cartoony style the game has taken...

>>143581147
i know but this looks just silly

>>143581236
The setting itself has always more or less been an edgier version of Shrek

>>143581187
Then why not release it already?

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wew

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What is his accent? I must know

>>143581367
dem shekels

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>>143581465
Marcin, pls

>>143581465
Then release the enhanced edition and the mod tools, fucking cunts

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>>143581847
>Then release the enhanced edition and the mod tools, fucking cunts

>>143581847
that's for bugged wolf diagrams pham

does the patch change the UI? or do you need Blood and Wine for that?

>>143582568
The patch does it

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the witcher". First I sit down in the shower in the classic "Geralt meditating before a contract" pose. With my eyes closed I sit there for a minute, visualizing either Geralt or the big guy from the second game (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the dice poker theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, mutant badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my witcher leg. It ruins the fantasy.

noobs

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>>143581465
De-downgrade patch when?

>>143563742
Compared to everyone else she run into, elves will probably start to look like a decent option.

Also, I don't see it as clearly indicated in neither the books nor the games that Avallac'h hates her. The twist in the way her 'destiny' appears bound up with them, and him especially, definitely, but not her especially.

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>>143583753
Y-you too.

Geraltfags = Children of single mothers
Yenfags = Called a teacher mom at some point
Trissfags = Normalfags
Cirifags = Betas
Rochefags = Wish they had a big brother
Iorvethfags = Want to join ISIS but their families won't let them
Saskiafags = Closet scalies
Philfags = Regret not calling a teacher mom at some point
TW2Radfags = Always plotting a master plan that will never come to be
TW3Radfags = Can be woken up in the middle of the night and asked to recite any random page of Mein Kampf flawlessly
Lethofags = Meme connoisseurs

>>143585528
no u

>>143585995
Which are you, anon? We're all friends here and nobody is going to bite you if you tell.

>replaying HoS
>couldn't resist Shani again
Damn succubus!

>>143586182
CDPR did everything they could to make her appeal to the waifusense
Pretty annoying if you ask me since it doesn't really add anything to what the expansion, and its story, is about

Why would you buy the game on GOG as opposed to steam?

>>143586384
She says that the moon's reflection is the same as the moon as you sail to make a fuck which could be seen as foreshadowing

>>143586476
To give all the money you pay to Marcin instead of slicing 60% off for Gabe's pockets.
To have the game saved somewhere on your computer that isn't your Steam directory.

>>143586807
Steam lets you have multiple game directories though.

>>143586964
Then you must ask yourself whether you want to help Poland stay afloat or want Gabe Newell to buy an extra cheeseburger with fries.

>>143587120
The EU will bail Poland out until it inevitably collapses

>>143587270
>letting the EU gain a firmer grip
Shiggy diggy doo

>>143586476
gog has better prices, also bought the main game on gog because of the discount they gave if you had previous games in gog lbirary

>>143587342
They've been providing significant financial aid. Poland still won't take shit from them. The EU probably won't last another decade anyway.

Why do you have a life on the weekends, /worldtradecenter/?

>>143583757
this looks realer than real life

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Do you think triss, yennefer, and philippa could together fuck up the crones?

>>143588137
Is Marcin out of vegetables?
Is Sapkowski out of vodka?
The answer to the above two is the opposite of the answer to your question.

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>>143587725
the EU money barely cover the cost of additional bureaucracy needed to redistribute them and the regulations hurt our economy and cause millions euro losses. the farmers literally throw away their products to meet some imaginary limits imposed by the EU

700 bilion
If we are honest now, that's exactly what Germany should pay to Poland for WW2. Poland was fucked twice after war. First one, when USA offered Marshall Plan to Poland but soviets that occupied our country said: "no, Poland doesn't need capitalist money, Poland needs friendship of soviet nation". It was first time when we could gather huge money on reconstruciton but get literally nothing.

Second time was in 60s when Germany was paying billions of reparations to victims of nazi crimes, mainly Jewish people. They offered the same reparations to catholic and Jewish Poles living in communist Poland. Around 20% of our citizens could live like in paradise, but communist rulers said: "No, thank you, we forgive you for what you did to us and we resign from your reparations".

That's how Poland was fucked. We lost 30% of population during war (3,7 mln of Polish Jews and 2,3 mln of Polish catholics), most of our country was turned into a fucking black hole and steaming pile of rubble. 45 years of communism pauperized us so much that in 1990 we were poorer than Bulgaria.

If you look at this all misfortunes, our EU funds seem to be barely a handout.

Not sure if I like the new UI

>>143588767
I feel you
It's bordering on being too slick

>>143581465
what is this in reference to?

>>143588806
It looks like the Xbox One's UI or something similar to it. Big icons with big boxes around items and everything is in a square.

>>143588927
>>143581954

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>tfw yennefer will never cuck you

>>143588806
fucking this

the main inventory screen is pissing me the fuck off

where you before had a nice little box with dps and defenses n shit, now you have nothing

>Be playing my fresh playthrough
>Level nine on death march
>decide to go after the cat school armor for shits and giggles
>get through the underground area to the "boss"
>Guy fucks me up while I try to use my typical quen, parry, hit, playstye
>Decide to try and go for stunning him
>Axii and then slash
>Instantly kill him

I-is this a bug or something?

>>143589295
no need.

we will get married, ciri will visit during the holidays and we'll live happily ever after.

>>143589508
Stunned enemies can sometimes be killed in one attack just like in the previous games where you usually stunned people with Aard

>>143585528
>Cirifags = Betas
why

>>143588767
Don't like it, at all. Adding the sorting would have been fine.

>>143589775
Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

>>143589775
Because instead of denying it you ask why

>>143589926
hearty kek m8

Before bed bump

>>143592501
don't you know bump it up :-dddd

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>>143592501
>>143592689

>>143575473
There is a tiny island with nothing on it in Skellige. Hidden in bushes, you find a dead boy and next to it a note in gibberish.

This leads to a quest which takes you to an unmarked cave near Novigrad after searching for some shit.

Also there's a cave in Skellige which is entirely dark but has an overpowered venomous arachas and a whole bunch of other critters. I don't really know what's in there because they killed me within seconds, but the cave seemed big.

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>redkit 2 never ever

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> Planing new play through
> Hear about update at work
> Hyped
> Get home and its apparently a mistake on the xbox market place
> Update isn't supposed to be out until after Sunday
> mfw

>>143593212
aye, microshit screwed something up

>>143593134
also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK3bpXfJ1sU

>>143593501

Ya. It's not really a big deal, but I wanted to start a new play through with the new update, which I had expected next week.

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So is the new update going to fuck with every mod out there?

>>143593672
Devil's Pit always felt really unfinished, they probably ran out of time to complete whatever quest it was supposed to have

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>250 armour piercing swords
wew lad

Surprised it's medium and not light desu

>>143593134
Uh, really?
I know the cave, it has the venomous arachas and a few endriaga.
But what's this about a quest n'shit?
Is that quest in witch you have to find a woman and a child running away from some unknown kingdom?

>>143594652
Yes that's the quest I meant.

>>143594645
>manticore torso + swords for armour piercing, improved bombs and A E S T H E T I C
>wolven gauntlets, legs and boots for attack power and sign intensity
>medium armour passive for insane stamina regen
Not sure anything can compete desu even if the wolven 3-piece bonus is a bit shit

http://www.ign.com/maps/the-witcher-3-wild-hunt/toussaint

>white orchard 2.0

wew

Did something change with xp gain since 1.8? I was right on the brink of level 4 leaving White Orchard. I did all quests and poi's. Maybe I just didn't kill enough.

>>143594870
k, thanks
I'm revisiting Skellige cause I've realized that I've missed a lot of things, including quests. Like the catacombs under Kaer Trolde or the already mentioned bard in a cave

>>143594209
HHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>143594209
thicc

>>143595573
Somwhere in bumfuck nowhere Ard Skellig (east of Kaer Trolde) there's a cave with a single warrior of the Wild Hunt.

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BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

>>143595881
UH OH

so the most current patch is 1.12? 1.20 isn't out on pc?

>>143595994
yes, current one is 1.12

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>>143595881
damn you're ugly

Replaying The Witcher 3 makes me realize how great this game is. I plan on really savoring the dlcs. I'm 20 hours in and haven't even started doing anything in Novigrad yet.

>>143596506
"you can't do shit until the cave collapses nigga" the beast.

>>143595573
>catacombs under kaer trolde
am i being memed on? i have never heard of this before

>>143596657
other anon, but if i think it is what i think then it's on they way to kaer trolde

>>143596953
oh, where those old women wanted to cut the fingernails off some corpses?
fair enough, i though he meant under the castle itself

>>143596953
>but if it's what i think it is*

lel

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>>143585528
I'm a Rochefag and TW2 Radfag, and you described me perfectly.

>>143585528
What about Lambertfags?

>>143598042
Had no confidence as a child and now think that being a dick to people is the same thing as standing up for yourself
:^)

>>143585528
>Yenfags = Called a teacher mom at some point
Can confirm. Thankfully no one remembers but me.

>>143598042
You just hate everything/dont give a fuck.

>>143585528
>Geraltfags = Children of single mothers
But that's wrong.

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>witcher 4 never

So I downloaded an old reshade preset and overwrote dxgi.dll without thinking about it and the game crashes on startup now. Looked for a download of it but can't find anything and silly me forgot to make a backup of it.

Afraid that verifying the game's installation will break my tweaks and mods. Could anyone be kind enough to throw theirs onto mediafire or mega?

>>143600648
Sorry, I've apparently got brain damage as bad as Uma. I fixed it. Sorry about that.

so i just bought the game and will play it tomorrow, is there anything i need to know in regards to what build to go with?
i was thinking of just dabbling and putting points into whatever, but are there any clear do's and don'ts with the leveling?

>>143608298
>i was thinking of just dabbling and putting points into whatever, but are there any clear do's and don'ts with the leveling?
Depends on the difficulty... normal you can do whatever the fuck you want anything higher than yeah you can look up builds.

>>143608597
so if i want to go with the option harder than normal i should be a bit more prepared?
is it possible to dabble with exp points in hard mode, but still do fine if i do a lot of alchemy/preparing?

>>143608824
Right now I am doing a Death March re-playthrough and my main advice would be to only invest points into things you want to use. Read their effects and see how much they will assist you depending on your build. Dabbling is fine but try not to put too many points into random perks. Also, try to match 3 perks of a color with a mutagen, the boost is worth it.

I'd like to kiss the tip of Ciri's nose!

The new UI is so fucking good, also fps feels slightly better one the xbone

preload when????

Am I fucked if I downloaded the update

>>143594209
post more

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>tfw female geralt will never play gwent with me

>>143616332
Don't worry, of course Ciri will play Gwent with you

>>143617069
i forget, can you challenge ciri to gwent in the game? yennefer and triss don't even play, that's going to be a problem in geralt's marriage...

Hey guys, if I start a character just for Hearts of Stone does it count as doing all the quests and everything? Or do I just start with nothing?

>breaking the 4th wall
This triggers me so much

>tfw you pick the wrong reward from O'dimm

>>143578174
They've all but confirmed a brief Cameo in Cyberpunk 2077

Imagine huddling up against Ciri's steamy anus for warmth when the White Frost comes...

>>143608824
At a couple points you'll have opportunities to buy potions that will reset your skills. You can dabble if you want to, but if you're going Death March then you'll have a rough time if you don't spec right.

If it's the second hardest difficulty, feel free to experiment a little and respec when you know what you're doing.

>>143595881
oh god. everything but kikimores

>>143623520
this part was weird and didn't really fit in to the rest of the game for me

it was like some scene out of a sci fi apocalypse game or something

anyone know if theres a wallpaper version of the ladies of the wood tapestry?

What mods is anon using these days?

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>>143626105
The place was cursed to shit, no wonder it feels somewhat different. I still loved every second of it though, easily one of the most memorable parts of W2.

Is Flood of Anger any good?
Will BnW add any new skills?
Is Alchemy the most boring skill tree in the game?

How elves can be such evil and brutal creatures, /wtc/? Are humans just mere animals (or even worse) in they eyes?

>>143628987
Humans easily matched and often exceeded their brutality, at least in the main witcher world. Eredin's elves being a different case of course

>tfw fucked with 3 women between quest with Yen and battle in Kaer Morhen
that's some healthy relationships

What kind of variety do you think we will get in Dyes?

Just primary colours like red green and yellow and shit? Different shades?

>>143630856
way to treat your hunchback.

>>143633381
>tfw you'll never make puns with an attractive woman

why live

>>143633558
To post on anime imageboards, of course.

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>>143633616

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>>143633924

Who is the Jeb of the Witcherverse?

Triss is a wonderful woman!

>>143634509
Dandelion

/krw/ is still dead because everyone's too busy replaying W3, right?

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>>143637027
/krw/ is dead because a large portion of its posters have lives during the weekend for some reason.

>>143637027
the fact that people replaying it gives hope for good conversations to come. also bnw soon.

>>143627519
>DOF
>In Witcher 2
I don't have anything against post-processing, but the DOF effect in TW2 was REALLY shitty.

>the two wraiths in the Von Everec crypt
haha it is so fun to be stunlocked to death because they teleport both behind and in front of you, leaving you with nowhere to go and then they both start spinning and then you die haha such a well-designed fight I love it haha

>>143638125
Being hit while in the recovery animation from a roll while Geralt doesn't want to do anything is such a good mechanic that I can't believe they didn't have more of this in the base game

>>143638259
There is nothing more fun than to be hit in the beginning of the roll animation and getting staggered into a full combo that kills you with no questions asked. hahahaahhahahahahahahajustfuckingkillmehahahahahahahha

>>143573091
Hopefully never.
If they're going to put geralt on-screen, it should be in a TV series, not movie.

>in a previous playtrough broke Dijkstra's leg.
>felt kinda bad about it
>there is an actual quest to kill Radovid if I don't break his leg
>ending up killing Radovid and Dijskra.
not sure how to feel about it, I kinda liked him.

>>143638368
Fuck you ghosts, who's eating shit and dying now? Venting anger on Mongolian haiku forums is the road to success thanks.

>>143637027
You know it
>Shani is the only waifu to play gwent with you
>Shani best girl

So if you avoid the Cabaret/Carnal Sins quest, can just avoid everything to do with the vampire attacking people?

or does Priscilla literally serve no other purpose after that quest?

>>143638447
It will feel strange to hear not Doug Cockle voicing Geralt thou

>>143638591
>doesn't lay down her cards until after a semi-long quest
Nah, she ain't no best. Sigi is up for Gwent faster so by all means, he's better.

>>143638643
Yeah it will be weird, but hopefully they find someone to play Geralt that sounds very similar.

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>>143638647
Does he give you best boy's card? No he does not

Do I need to have played Hearts of Stone in order to get Blood and Wine story-wise?

Also, I only have an endgame save, how do I play the two expansions without being overpowered?

>>143638710
>Olgierd is up for playing Gwent as soon as he and his gang moves to Oxenfurt
Best boy, hands down

>>143638591
Does HoS actually redeem Shani? What the fuck.

>>143639186
Hey, Shani was always a cute.

Just not meant to last with Geralt, because duh, but a cute.

>>143639405
She was a turbobitch in W1 and, like, 12 in the books.

It's true what Keira says about Yen.

She treats Geralt like a dog. You spend all that time finding out so much about ciri, you get to Skellige and the first thing she does is mind read you.

You ask her if she's found out anything and she just goes "Lol no ive done fuck all" then tells you to go fuckoff and put on some clean clothes and dont embarass her.

>>143639582
>12
She was only 6, pal

>>143629538
>>143629538
It's the case of pots calling the kettles black. Given that the Aen Elle and Aen Seidhe separation occurred after having first arrived in the witcher world (?) the Aen Elle massacred all the humans on their planet as a precaution, it would have seemed.

>>143639582
>Shani
>12 in the books
But Geralt is not a childfucker.

>>143639753
Sapkowski only wrote her in because she's 4. Go figure what that means.

>>143639807
Wikifag, please. Shani wasn't even born yet in the books and Geralt still fucked her for Andrzej to prove a point about abortion.

>>143640050
You mean that scene in "Blood of Elves" where Geralt fucks fetus of Shani mother?

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>Gaunter announces a song specifically for Geralt/Vlodimir and Shani
>it's a Gwent track

>>143639660

to be honest i came into the witcher series knowing nothing about it, i thought yen was kind of a bitch and then i romanced keira because i'm a needy faggot. that line specifically is what made me feel like i needed to stand up to yen ... and primed me to fall for triss immediately when i stepped foot into novigrad

keira is the reason my geralt waifu'd triss

>you can enter the House of Respite if you're wearing Nilf armor
>there's nothing there
What.

>>143642246
Poland has no money

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You're out for a stroll near the lake when suddenly this guy comes by and starts dragging you off into the lake
What do?
Keep in mind that he has excellent strength and good dexterity

>>143642246
just another thing about W3 that doesnt make sense.

>First half of skellige is all level 12 quests
>You wouldnt even finish velen until level 20

>>143643238
Full strength Aard to the face.

>>143643286
Lack of enemy scaling on release was a mistake.

>>143644495
Not that the upscaling would be any better, only lower level enemies would be upscaled to Geralt's level, you will still have the bullshit of having to deal with higher level enemies.

It will fix some of the wild hunt fights though, which is good enough.

>>143642246
>devil's pit cavern exists
>cooking for yen exists

cut stuff

I lost all my saves because I had to reinstall,and now I have to complete the game in 3 days before b&w comes out help

>>143643286

The original plan was to let you start in any area you want, after the prologue is finished, which is why everything requires similar starting level.

>>143646013
I'm almost done with Skellige act 1 and even I don't know if I'm gonna make it. RIP anon.
On the bright side, though, you'll be able to use BnW's enemy upscaling in the main game, I guess.

>>143583665
Robert?
That you?

no spoilers pls, how big is toussaint? size of ard skellig? more?

also where the fuck is triss shitposter

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>>143588492
Sure thing kurwa

>>143647064
Size of Ard Skellig yes and that one quote from the episode of Fawlty Towers about the Germans

>>143647136
>>143647064
Correction: Size of all Skellige isles combined

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>>143647103
get
C U C K E D

hello fellow witchers. just reinstalled this game on my new ps4 SSD drive

>holy fuck are things smoother

ssd drives really improve ps4 all around
worth the hundred bucks

>>143646013
is this guy is me?

Just beat White Orchard 100% in like 3 hours

Deathmarch!.. nah it was blood and bones

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>>143648128

I forgot the proper answers for the witcher 2 save
thingy

fuck

>>143646950
Nah I'm way more autistic

>>143648901
ugh dice poker, yes it was fun... but it was FUCKING RIGGED

when the it need to roll a win hand, it rolled one
you could tell when it was about to as it had a lag

>>143648691
There are no proper choices, nigga.

>>143649324
well, if you want certain extra missions you have to not kill dude and whatnot

Polish trailer sounds much better.

https://youtu.be/xap6NJoDHCs

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
THREE OR FOUR MORE DAYS, I CANT FUCKING WAIT
SHOULD I FARM MUTAGENS? WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I DO, I 100%'D WHOLE GAME

I'm going to ruin Ciri and Emhyr's wedding night!

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>>143649645
my depot chest, 1/2, got every mastercrafted armor + dlc armors
most of them filled with big quen glyph

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>>143649747
2/2

>>143649747
Does the Witcher Gear have higher level reqs in NG+?

>>143649747
> Quen

Casuals...

Just download a completed save from somewhere.

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>>143649661
They are not getting married to begin with and never will, you rascal.

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anyone has this bugged? Cleaned the area but "?" still remains

>>143650026
I think that's patched in the new update

>>143649861
of course, its scaled.
>>143649882
alchemy build + fast attacks + quen on DM NG+
Gonna probably reset my points in toussaint, try a new playstyle

>>143650245
try Gerault the Pyromancer!

then run up against fire immune enemies

Where do i find the treasure map for bear school?

Im in skellige

How canon are chainmail pauldrons?

>>143652506
100% legit italian made.

>Cant sort stash

Explain this.

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>>143649747
do you even know what it is to hoard?!

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Please tell me you can fugg Anna Henrietta...

>>143653632
Yes

I highly doubt that

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>>143653614
>>143653632
i want to have all of those spoiled noble bitches in a wincest orgy.

>>143642076
Except triss is a worser person than yen

>>143650026
i've problem with this place and the one above zutzer castle sign, i've killed all the bandits, looted every single chest and encampments are still not grayed out

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>>143653779
actually no. she's just naive being 30 and not a 300 yo hunchback.