old: >>140749091
emergency edition
beta starts today
first for Stannis did nothing wrong
FOR FREE
How do I know if I claimed friend code ? Because in your game accounts it shows nothing near overwatch ? Can you download game withoiut code ?
fourth for /lgbt/
xd
xth for normies taking over the discord
>characters that did things wrong
Every character in the Nights Cucks
Le confident dragon queen
le wolf general
Ned Stark
>Characters that did literally nothing wrong
Oberyn
Joffrey
Petyr
>>140814516
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>140814168
HOW HARD IS IT TO COPYPASTA THE GODDAMN THREAD INFO YOU TREMEMDOUS HOMOSEXUAL
>>140814516
That's all discord ever is nigger
It's a tripfag containment trap
reminder to savor every mei kill knowing that an autistic neckbeard is extremely pissed that his shitfu got killed
>>140814730
WHY IS SHE NEVER USED IN TOURNIES
IS SHE BANNED?
>>140814698
all shit that can be found with google and >discord
>>140814516
>tfw all the /vg/ discords turn into shit like this
WHY??????
JUST FUCK OFF TO REDDIT IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT GETTING DRUNK AND FUCKING GIRLS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>140814730
reminder that mei is shit
>>140814829
because she's shit
>>140814857
I have the opposite problem.
Most of my chats devolve into neets hitting on eachother
>game server cucknection failed
mei is shit and you can't do anything about it
also bae meme is for normies
>>140815000
keep trying bro i'm in
>>140814989
jesus christ
>>140814989
stop reposting shit
>>140814516
And here I thought the main faggot was Zelda.
>>140814989
Well, I guess I wasn't wrong after all...
>>140814516
>Sera plays this game.
I feel absolutely sorry for the people who have to deal with her.
She is the most abrasive cunt I've ever met online and if it wasn't for her vagina nobody would enable this shit
>>140814989
Stop fucking posting them attentionwhore ass motherfucker
>>140814857
>Robots can't drink or smoke weed
>Robots need to have no human contact at all
>>140814989Ban zelda when? Fucking zelda
Reminder that Tracer is best waifu.
>>140814516
>called it weed because I forgot what he called it
Fucker doesn't know what salvia is
>>140814168
Best girl
>>140815024
Fuck off, mei is the cutest waifu
>>140815178
>implying it would have known what dimension it was in if it was salvia
>>140815087
no zelda doesn't post in this thread.
Can you download game without having friend code ?
>>140815178
>Women knowing anything about weed when they never have to go out and buy it.
>>140815093
I'm a girl and I'm asking why you are you betas dealing with her shit when you know she'll never fuck you.
>>140815134
I mean an actual frogposting robot like that doesn't have any human contact, no
>social cripple
>has friends
?
>>140815340
hope is the last thing to die in a cuck
>>140815178
>>140815256
Also that shit doesn't last an hour
>>140815287
Doesn't surprise me. Faggot doesn't fit in at all. He spends half his time in that chat bragging about shit that never happened.
I guess he's such a beta that he has to come to a video game chat to pretend to be not a fucking loser.
Zelda suicide when?
Thanks based salty
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/5272897
>>140815463
>implying you think they can remember being fucked up
>>140794039
Why the fuck isn't this guy gone yet?
>>140815134
>Ban zelda when? Fucking zelda
Never because the discord mod is a cuck that wants to separate the communities between thread and discord
it's really strange to read the discord complaining about this thread when it should just be a chat
>>140815629
why are you still posting this?
>>140815629
At least get a trip if you're going to keep posting these
why you have discord open that everyone can join?
>>140815353
>social cripples can't have other social cripples as friends
And I really doubt every fucker in the discord or on this general is a social cripple at all or a normie for that matter.but it is sprinkled with some shitposters and baitfags.
>>140815484
>>140815629
Ban when?
>>140815650
why not make a new discord with a competent mod to make it faggot free?
Honestly if you use discord or google docs or IRC, you're autistic
the entire point of this website is to not tripfag. If you're not going to post anonymously, then you should perhaps Get back to plebbit.
Just look at this bullshit already:
>>140815629
>>140814989
>>140814516
autistic retards posting their dumbass drama on an anonymous Vietnamese cartoon board
>>140815650
>because the discord mod is a cuck that wants to separate the communities between thread and discord
Good lord this is just like the last 4chan social group I joined.
It's like watching history repeat itself.
Overwatch needs
>Women in sexy full body power armor
>Female omnics
Does over watch edition get beta today?
TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT
TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT
TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT
TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT
TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT
>>140815758
>social cripples
Yeah, okay. That Zeldafag keeps bragging about getting drunk and being with girls. Doesn't sound like a social cripple to me.
I'm cool with neets hooking up or becoming friends. But if you're blogposting about your fucking life in a video game chat it's time to kill yourself.
>using discord at all
Any general that has one always suffers because of it
>>140815810
it's literally a off-topic tab, you're getting triggered and baited for no reason
>>140814253
who /pre ordered on the 29th and still no key/ here
>>140815810
I would join an anonymous voip or text server that isn't a fucking irc because those crash 24/7.
And voice is required for ranked fps games blizzdrone.
So until you find anonymous voice don't make a fuss
>>140815930
>Any general that has one always suffers because of it
Well that's certain being proven right now.
>>140815928
usually the guys bragging about getting drunk and being with girls are not the ones being with girls.
>>140815928
I can't agree more, I really want him off.
CAN ANYONE TELL ME IF I CAN DOWNLOAD GAME WITHOUT HAVING A CODE , PLEASE ?
>>140815930
discords are the first step to tripfaggotry
>>140815924
BRIGHT LIGHTS HYPE CROWD YEAH WE CAME TO THROW DOWN EVERYBODY GET LOUD
>caring this much about some chat used to find groups and play together.
The real autistic are the ones whining in thread it exists
>>140816053
did you buy the game? were you on the latest beta weekend?
Does anyone happen to have a spare EU key(if there's a regional difference) for the early access?
>>140815928
Yeah, agreed. I don't get it, he claims to have a life and friends but then spends most of the day in discord talking about himself as if fucking anyone asked him.
He probably doesn't have any friends and is trying real hard to seem like a super cool guy. "Hey guys I have friends haha I'm not some loser please talk to me. ;_;"
It's so fucking pathetic. I hope they get rid of him soon.
>>140816063
>>140816036
All it seems to do is divide the community and bring shitposting (not the good kind)
>>140815810
i don't see what's wrong with the google docs
are you autistic and bad with social interactions?
>>140816038
Wouldn't shock me at all to hear he's making it all up. I think a bunch of people in the discord now realize how full of shit he is. I don't know how he stands being in there. I'd be so embarrassed if I was him.
Tfw I still haven't received my code
Should I contact support our wait a few more hours?
>>140816174
I got friend key and activated it but nothing happened, in battle.net website near ovewatch it still says pre-purchace overwatch so I'm not sure if it worked for me, I oppened overwatach launcher and I can download it now, but I'm not sure if i wasn't able to download it before i entered the key.
Damn CDKeys is fucking brilliant, almost instantaneous refund.
>>140816373
they'll just tell you they are still handing them out
Honestly the discord isn't that bad most of the time. That one zelda guy is a huge faggot that kills the mood most of the time and I hope he gets removed. The rest of the people there are pretty okay most of the time.
Really if the person in control of that discord was slightly more active or useful it'd be a great place.
>>140816391
you probably wasn't able to download before you entered the key
just download and have fun with us tonight
>>140816405
It's especially good when you preorder way before the release date and get 20-30 bucks off every triple A game
got total warhammer for like 40 dollary doos
>>140814989
>>140814516
i made the right choice when i decided to never use any discord server but my own
>>140816526
thank you!
Post 'em.
>>140816245
>he claims to have a life and friends but then spends most of the day in discord talking about himself as if fucking anyone asked him.
He's such a stereotype!
>>140816531
Yeah, other key resellers tend to take their sweet time with support, but cdkeys was instant as fuck, and the cheapest place around desu. Will probably buy from them again now even though I just cancelled an order lmao
>>140816676
fuck off mei hater
>>140816676
>your
>>140815810
We only share our game tags so we can play together, right?
>>140816519
The admin is zelda you retard.
>>140816738
fuck off fatty
>>140816373
I still haven't gotten mine yet anon its only 7:30am in cali where blizz is at give it a bit.
>>140816720
The one time I bought from g2a I got a boogus key so I contacted support and even with the 2-3 dollar extra protection thing they offer they still made me wait like a week before the seller responded with a working key
what'd you end up canceling? OW preorder for keys?
>>140816738
What is there about Mei to like? Isn't she fat?
>>140816769
Nice try dipshit:
>>140794039
>>140794676
>>140816769
I'm leaving
>>140816720
Yeah, CDkeys is pretty reliable. Better than G2A by a long shot.
>>140816878
>if he keeps on doing this shit hes getting banned
I guess Zelda isn't the admin but whoever is sure is taking their fucking time.
>>140816850
Yeah, I had to literally wait in line... for a live chat. G2A is garbage with support, and their prices have been rising it seems. And yeah, OW was cancelled. Like the game but I just don't have that much time to play anymore, I barely even have time to shitpost either these days. Sad life familia
Which heroes gets the least sex
Which get the most
>>140816676
8 hours
So are you meant to get a beta key when you preorder the game? I preordered mine two days ago, and still haven't gotten shit.
>>140817015
Do you think this cuck can be mod?
Don't bully his discord now you ruining his chat experience
>>140817204
BEFORE
THE
29TH
OF
APRIL
>>140817204
29th was the last day to do it
if you did it on the 30th you're out of luck
>>140817204
>two days ago
you know you're not getting early access, right
Take it from me, Discords ruin EVERYTHING. Remove it while you stil can.
>>140817380
Then find us an anonymous voice service cheese dick
>>140817357
The fuck? When I bought the game it said I would get early access on May 3rd.
Did the store page lie to me?
>>140814516
>normies taking over
>taking over
>been normies there since it had 3 people
The fuck you talking about nigger?
>>140817296
holy fuck what a gigantic faggot the mod is
>>140817418
the game has ingame voice
>>140817497
Does the game have inhouse pugs
>>140817296
>Do you think this cuck can be mod?
All mods are cucks, that's pretty much the job. So yeah he fits right in.
wow I get my key and still have to wait
unforgivable
>>140817418
Use the Discord for chat, but not as an area of discussion. That's what the thread is for. Otherwise the thread will be dead before you know it.
Alternatively, buy a telephone.
post codes pls
>>140817620
codes
god I'm epic
>>140817578
Threads gonna be dead no matter what. 4chan is past it's prime. Go look at /csgog/.
>>140817536
You don't really need those
>>140817684
pls
>>140817684
>no pls
Will draw 4 key
>>140817696
Then delete your Discord and don't cause more damage.
>>140817620
(↑) (↑) (↓) (↓) (←) (→) (←) (→) (B) (A) (START)
IDDQD
rosebud
Where my Bastion mains at?
So, I'm conflicted between getting this, Hitman, or No Man's Sky. This looks really fun and comfy, plus my waifu's here, but I've seen Hitman and heard it's really good two. Only one I'm not completely sold on is NMS, because aside from the space travel, it looks boring.
What should I do /owg/? I'm thinking order this, get Hitman GOTY and abandon NMS?
>>140817304
>>140817313
Well that seriously sucks. The store page even said that I'd get special access to the beta on the 3rd of May, when I bought it.
My friend really wanted one of those keys too.
>>140817837
HOW DO YOU TURN THIS ON
>>140817889
Why would you get Hitman, isn't it a singleplayer game?
Also just play the open beta beginning this week.
>>140817841
You know it.
>>140817174
>Least sex
76. Closet gay man is so deprived its painful.
>most sex
Roadhog
Rape is still considered sex right?
Everyone else has normal sex drives. Even the robots with the exception of Zenyetta.
>>140817841
He might be cool
Haven't played the game yet
But he looks like he functions easy enough
>>140817969
I never said I doubted this game. I'm saying that I already know how fun it'll be, since I was in the closed beta, but Hitman looks good too. Only thing that turns me off Hitman is the episodic shit.
>>140818075
No way, Reaper is the most asexual thing on the planet. Only murder gets him off.
Anyone got any codes pls?
>>140818249
Post your tits
>>140818075
Let's not make jokes about rape here please.
>>140818181
>Only murder gets him off
Well if the body is still warm...
>>140815174
what the fuck is wrong with her ankles?
>>140818249
helpusobi 1
thereisnospoon
g_saberrealisticcombat 1
>>140818249
avertingoureyes
>>140818358
Rape is no joke
It's a lifestyle
>>140818358
Fuck off zelda
>>140818361
He wants to fuck death itself, not people. Dead or alive.
>>140818465
kek
>>140818316
like you'll actually give a code if someone posts their nipple
>>140818465
>game isn't even out yet
>already zelda is a joke
I almost feel sorry for him, almost.
>>140818582
Depends on the quality of the breast behind it
>>140818316
Here you go bb
This game looks good.
I hope the community didn't get ruined by hots paying autists screaming for rebalances and bitching at noobs in qm.
>>140818487
>mercenary that wants to bang death
He's got some competition then.
>>140818013
is that bird ok?
>>140818487
I really want art of Tracer or one of the female heroes flirting with an extremely uninterested Reaper
>Still haven't gotten code.
>>140818630
Add it to the list of /owg/ memes
>>140818630
he feeds off the attention so it's fine
EIGHT
HOURS
REMAIN
>>140818808
No it's a cuckold bird
When this beta is over you have to wait 2 more weeks to play again.
Reminder that Pharah's a cyborg.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdswVOEFRO4
>>140818887
CLEAR THE RAMP
>>140818919
Most of the Heroes are.
>>140818892
>discord mod bird
>>140818887
>8h
Error 3007 says hello
>>140818919
>13 minutes
high kek denoted
>>140818919
wow DANK meme dude ;^)
>implying i have friends
Friend Beta Key: 2868179275599540740379686
>>140816063
You should only use voice chat with these days if you're playing with them. Otherwise it's the same as trip fagging.
>>140819061
are you a wizard??
>>140819098
Gone immediately
codes are still going out according to the site and support
if you ordered on the 29th you probably don't have one yet, if you ordered before the 29th and don't have one talk to a support person
>>140818919
>>140819009
>>140819072
>>140819074
I mean, it only makes sense. I know the game isn't exactly going for realism, but a normal human body would not do well with pharah's jetpack situation.
Additionally, her personality seems duty-bound and all about servitude. considering how robots are considered like humans in overwatch, it would make sense that pharah is basically a robot, or at least something like robocop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvPjJdqbSc8
>>140818808
Go home jak.
> 8:00am PDT
> still no options to contact Blizzard Support available
lkasjdlksajdlanedklajwenklae
>>140819636
You're gonna get your key.
>>140819694
I preordered on the 19th and still don't have shit. I need to contact support but these fucking assholes keep their options greyed out
I preordered the Origins edition but I haven't received any sort of betakey that I could give away
Am I understanding something wrong?
anyone who has not gotten a key
are you able to install the game
>>140819863
Should be in your email your Bnet account is tied to.
>>140814168
>tfw you go from onlywatch to onlywait
If I don't get my beta key within the next hour I'm dumping my fiance
>>140819926
whats the email called? i did receive a confirmation about them processing my order but thats it
>video game
>grenades travel faster than rockets
>>140820084
>fiance
ROOOOOOOOOOO
NORMANS VACATE THIS AREA
Y'all mothafuckas need to chill out and calm yourself before the beta launch.
We get enough waifu posting, lets post husbandos. You don't even have to be gay.
>>140820109
Make sure to check spam, but so long as you ordered before the 29th, you should be getting one. Inside of it would be two codes I believe. Can't remember what it's called.
>>140820161
if you ordered on the 29th you still get one
anything after, you don't
>>140820139
>tfw unIronically want to play Soldier 76 because he looks fun.
So literally no one here can play right now?
>>140820274
Opens at 7PM EST, so we've got a minute.
>>140820139
he has a cool look but i think i like junkrat more
>>140820274
no one in the world can play because it doesn't start for another 8 hours or so
I can't control my bowel movements
>>140820274
Shut the fuck up I want my key
>>140820256
If it wasn't for Tribes girl I probably would too
How much is a key anyway?
>>140820256
I know that feel bro. He's gonna be my 1st or secondary offensive
>>140820420
Fuck off I want my key
>>140820420
bout tree fiddy
>>140820161
Well I received the confirmation about my order on 27th
This is the only email I have received
>>140820274
no, probably because the servers are still not on for like 7 hours
>>140820468
>EUR
Should hopefully come later in the day then. They're still rolling some out now. Here's hoping bud.
>all these tracer waifufags
the normiest of all
>>140820274
01:00 am in yurop
the wait is killing me
>tfw no 6 month warm up
>>140820139
I want Zenyatta to put his balls in my face.
>>140820545
>mfw holiday tomorrow
i played in closed beta since last year ask me answers
>>140820616
>tfw you won't shut the fuck up and I don't have a key
>preorder on April 29th at 7pm once my paycheck came in
>PS4
>still no indication that I'm in the early-access pool
Ugh. Why are they waiting until late in the evening? I don't get it.
HOW DO I CONTACT SUPPORT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>140820628
I wonder if he can fit all his balls inside himself for storage
>>140820320
I feel you bro
>>140819783
those should not be greyed out
change browsers
change PCs
etc
>>140820139
Full homo
Post waiting themes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcaGGCf5TPE
>>140820256
well he's tons more fun to play than a large part of the cast
I don't even like this game or Blizzard but I might just get it anyway to play musclefu.
>>140820691
Blizzard wants to punish you for not giving them money earlier today
>>140816006
hope you did it early anon
orders take a while to process
i preordered on the 28th and it didn't go through till the 29th
>tfw just ate a big lunch
>tfw going to lift in a few hours
>taking a shower then reading till 7
who /set/ here?
>>140820628
tfw not robot bf
>>140816006
can you install the game
>>140820519
Mercy is the only choice.
Tracer is a lesbian for lesbians.
>>140817841
BastionMain reporting in via cellular device
>>140820691
It's called a business day. You'd understand that if you worked
Why do they try to hide that there's the Overwatch base game that's $40? Do 4 skins really constitute the $20 hike?
>wake up
>still no codes
WHERE IS MY FUCKING CODE BLIZZARD CUNTS.
I'm in the early access beta and gave my friend who hasn't bought any Overwatch stuff the extra code. Does he get early access alongside me or not?
>>140816159
if it bothers them they should make their own discord
it's literally F R E E
>>140820912
yes
>>140820912
Yeah
>>140820628
Robot monk is probably celibate.
>>140820912
yes
otherwise there would be no reason for an extra code, as the open beta is open for all
Where's all the Tracer waifuposting gone?
if i can get even slightly decent at zarya's "bubble myself and a tank and soak up damage then dish it out on everyone else while being super aggressive" playstyle , will i shit on other newbies?
i feel like all the bastions will be really helpful for this
>bubble myself and get a bastion to shoot me, get tons of charge
>bubble some poor shit going into bastion's line of fire, get tons of charge
>peek and lob right clicks on the bastion and lazer him as he tries to run since it'll be at like 80 charge by then
>shit on their trashfire team as they fall apart due to dead bastion
>get skins
>>140820749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKiR5sVxy0g
>>140820468
>actually purchasing overwatch
>not pirating it
post yfw you never got beta but your pre-order early access key while everyone else is suffering and triggering their autism
>>140820912
all this is is a two day head start to the open beta, which is free for everyone.
>>140820985
We Caan waifu post once I get my fucking key
>>140821005
>get a bastion to shoot me
>you die
solid plan friend.
>>140821017
we get it youre poor go walk on some more glass in your favela
>>140820749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNk9cbJqtjs
>>140821027
Watching others suffer feels so good.
>>140820747
>roadhog in a parka
HHNNNNGGGGG
>>140820812
get your tumblr hands off my mei you fucking dyke
>>140820883
they've never tried to hide it
it's just the default that shows up
and it's 5 skins + other shit for their other games so i guess if you play all their other stuff it would be worth it
Is reddit not working for anyone else?
>>140820985
I want to eat her out
>>140820690
try contacting the blizz support to ask them and have your transaction ID ready
>>140820985
to the trash, with your waifu.
Wiafufags are simultaneously the fuel keeping vg alive and the cancer dragging it to an early grave
ill draw porn for a key
>>140821071
i would just peek the corner in my bubble, get a fuckload of charge then dive out right as the bubble pops
it'll take a long time before players learn to not shoot zarya's shield
So what other games are you playing to warm up your hands for the big night?
I'm playing some Dirty Bomb and TF2 Scout. Probably first hero I play will be Tracer.
>>140821130
i want to take her out to eat
i'm a real gentlemen, unlike some people
>>140820139
>>140820903
You will get them tonight, I talked with a GM and they are honestly sending the last few days non stop beta keys just the pre-orders where more then what they expected and cant keep up with them.
Seems like Overwatch already sold enough with preorders only
>>140821125
how would I know, i've never gone there
>>140821027
I got early access and closed beta and now i'm on a professional team that's played in two tournaments and I havn't paid a penny
have fun today payfags
>>140821123
The one front and center on their site and Battle.net is the $60 one. I almost bought it until I clicked the Shop and noticed there was 2 options in the Overwatch section and saw there was the base game a $40.
>>140821182
Just draw it anyway you cuck.
Too many people have just given their key away for nothing in return.
>>140820749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC0cvwnG0Ik
>>140821027
feels pretty good
>>140821116
High test alpha waifus always go for the big girls
>>140820903
Ask them for it. Live chat gave me mine in no time.
>>140821115
It's a special kind of cute
>>140821198
BO3
Going to play Mercy
>>140821320
LIVE CHAT IS DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
>>140821285
delete this
Is Mei the hottest overwatch babe?
>>140821389
really? i got someone right away.
>>140821013
this shit is terrifying
too fucking spooky man
>>140821198
Only one way to really warm up ;)Fps games don't scale well with eachother unless the mechanics are extremely similarOverwatch is going to be way different from most fps. No not much deeper, but a way different meta.My 8 hour work shift starts at 7pm
>>140821226
I would do the same
And eat her out afterwards
It's only good manners
First person who draws me decent Tracer lewds will get my second key.
>>140821413
that'll do pig
>>140821404
yeah whoops wrong webm
>>140821413
>mei has a cookie.webm
>>140820519
>>140820859
Tracer is best girl. No point in being delusional.
>>140821231
>r63
Meh. That design is alri-
>NORMAL GREEN EYES BEHIND MASK
UNACCEPTABLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE
>>140821452
Aim is a thing and I use the same sensitivity in all games bruh. I remember some guys used to play Quake instagib to warm up for CS.
>>140820741
it's because I live in a third world country isn't it?
>>140821508
that wasn't the webm I meant to post either but whatever
my porn spills over into my cat folder somehow
>>140821545
>>140821545
Tracer canonically has NO ASS. It's like if Meifags drew their waifu slim. You tracerfags are delusional.
>>140821446
spook music best music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTljpH7cfW8
GOT MY KEY CHECK YOUR EMAIL
>>140820842
They lookcutetogether
>>140821778
I honestly don't understand this code thing. Aren't they just for inviting a friend into the beta, but if you preordered ahead of time you get in code or no code?
>>140821715
You're joking right
Ass for miiiiiiles
>>140821694
>posts a slutty smurf
>>140820856
nope
http://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us/reinhardt-dragon-slayer
So, what'd we think of the comic
>>140821858
Is Tracer a virgin
>>140821715
ZERO OUTTA FIVE
SHE GOT NO ASS
Is dunkey gonna do a review for Overwatch?
> can't contact support because all options are greyed out
> forum is clearly active but can't access it
what the fuck is going on why can't I see or do any of this shit
>>140821715
Except she does, you cuck.
>>140821928
Fuck off seriously
>Tfw just bought beta early access code from ebay for 3 (T H R E E) Great British Pounds.
walking down an alley in king's row and you see this
what do?
>>140821638
you should be out playing soccer, desu.
>>140821953
Doubt it, but you never know...
>>140821715
Canonically, all the characters have an ass.
>>140821953
Yes.She is pure
>>140821953
No, but Mercy is.
>>140822025
You fuck it.
Reminder that Mercy is a literal angel and therefore best girl.
why is it always widowmaker that gets the big, meaty monstercock?
>>140822154
>>140822181
Mercyfags are more delusional than both D.vafags and Tracerfags. Mercy is a healslut. She goes around sucking dick. At least D.va/Tracer aren't whores.
>>140822220
>why are degenerates retarded
gee i dunno boss
>>140822025kill it and fuck the corpse before it gets cold
>>140822103
>Those Mercy hips
I always knew who best waifu was.
>>140822140
>You will never give Tracer her first look at a penis
>You will never ask Tracer if she's sure she's ready to go through with this
>You will never pop Tracer's cherry
>You will never pause indefinitely as she hurts
>You will never slowly begin to move as she adapts to the feeling
>You will never look into Tracer's wide and frightened eyes as you travel in and out of her
>You will never see her eyelids begin to flicker as she begins to coo softly
>You will never hold her close as you pick up pace
>You will never feel her clutch onto you as she begins to scream
>You will never pull out as soon as she climaxes, you'll finish off later
>You will never feel Tracer pull you in to kiss her before thanking you for doing this, and beginning to cry
>>140821715
tracer had such an ass they had to fucking change a pose of it because of an autistic faggot like you, how do you feel now faggot
how do u feel now
>>140822025
Can we stop waifu postings and go back to complaining about the keys
>>140822025
Help her up and thencuddle her
>>140822103
design wise i never noticed how similar all the female characters are, as much as i like ass its kinda lame to have every character be in tight pants.
>>140822473
I want my fucking key
>>140822354
Hot
>>140822406
Dude weed lmao
>>140822556
>>140822594
das it mane
POST HOW EXACTLY YOU'RE GOING TO SHIT ON THE FIRST TRACER YOU SEE IN THE BETA
SPECIFIC STRATS ON TRACER SUFFERING
>for those that pre-ordered on April 29th codes are being sent THROUGH May 2nd
If I don't get my code today I am going to be fucking pissed; its not like I missed the official deadline and ordered on the 30th.
>>140822643
>tumblr
>>140822643
Kill yourself m8.
>>140822643
play mcree
>>140822643
not much you can do against her , she is made to distract you and plant that nasty bomb on your tank or healer and watch your team die.
But I would say pick McCree had the best kill chances with him on Tracer, use your stun bomb and unload your full revolver and it will insta kill her.
>>140822643
>hook
>meatshot instant kills her before she can recall because of the stun time buffI'M A ONE-MAN APOCALYPSE
>>140822643
The first one? Well I'm going to land some prefires on her as pharah, then when she goes back in time i'm going to hit her with a knockup, then force out her three blinks by almost landing three air rockets before she lands, then i'm going to melee her to death.
>>140818316
I'd gladly post trappy nudes of me for a code
>>140822643
Death comes for that cockney bum
>>140822685
Seems like you only get it if it was the 29th on Blizzard's arbitrary time zone when your order was processed.
>>140822832
>not baiting out the blinks using mindgames and firing your air rockets in spots where they will hit her after she blinks airborne
Stay in quickplay rofl
>>140822865
Why would Reaper do such a thing to his waifu?
Mfw wanting to play as Widowmaker but suck at sniping
>>140822643
>play mei
>tracer literally cannot breathe near me
>>140822386
Nope
>>140822643Ryūjin no ken o kure!
>>140822972
It's not like it's bolt action, just practice
>>140822936
Shut ya face hole, anon.
>>140823035
Splatoon > Overwatch
>>140822972
Try gitting gud
that means going 200% 1v5 yolo in pubs
land those headshots
>>140823103
>game has no lolis
pathetic
>>140823103
Reaper is Tracer's Dad. He loves his little girl dearly, even if he can't show it.
>>140823250
>game has no shotas
absolutely pathetic
>>140823250
give it time
what is with this early access cutoff anyway? Why can't people who ordered today get them?
>ordered game at 12pm blizzard time on the 29th
>no key
>>140822354
FUCK, I came here to waifupost and shitpost, not feel.
>>140823054
>>140823137
Thanks for the motivation anons I'll do my best to git gud
>>140823250
In 2016 a 19 year old is a loli
>>140823250
We have d.va to satisfy all the closet pedos who love undeveloped bodies because it does not highlight how small their cut dick really is
>>140822881
I placed my order at about 1:00 PM EST. It would have been 10:00 AM PST
>>140814516
This is why Discords are a fucking stupid idea for generals but we gotta have one guys, all the hip n cool kids are doing it!
>>140821013
fuck yes
saw him live last year
blew my mind
>>140823250
define "loli"
>>140822643
>not playing Tracer yourself
:^)
>>140823358
because the early access is just a stress test before the actual stress test.
>>140814516
>>140823219
>>140823250
Good
>>140823315
pls no
>>140821017
Here's your (you)
>>140823404
>I'm widowmaker
>i see an enemy widowmaker
> she sees me
>enemy at the gates style 1v1 ensues
>tfw I'm so bad at sniping but get a charged headshot
>>140823898
First attractive Widowmaker I've seen, even if it's off-model
>>140823559
cute daughteru that warms the heart with her lively spirit and cuteness
>>140823650
>playing tracer
lmao
>>140823898
Is it the Jarate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwFu8kEsUW4
New video.
In 7 hours I will finally see for myself if this game is as bad as it looks.
Does this game have game of voice chat? I mostly just want to flame and bully the retards playing it. Especially Mei players.
>>140824085
I WILL BE ONCE YOU EMAIL ME THE FUCKING KEY YOU NIGGERS
>>140824085
It's shit
>>140824132
>mei hater is autistic
loser
How do I find out if I have early beta access or no?
>>140824231
CHECK
YOUR
FUCKING
>>140824172
>Doesn't post email
I mean i would have, but i guess you really don't want it, huh?
>>140824085
not gonna lie, actually making vlogs is hard
ordered to late, give me a key
>>140824192
>mei player cant think of a better response than autistic and loser
typical /owg/ mei player right here
>>140824293
How to find out if I entered friend code and it worked or not ?
>>140822259
Mercy is pure.
>>140824132
rin is the worst live but feel free to bully mei players as much as you want
>>140824085
>winston struggles to say that we joined overwatch because we wanted an fps with a ranked ladder that wasnt dead and wasn't cs
I wonder if he just broke the fourth wall
>>140824356
you'll have to do something if you want an extra key. There was one guy who wrote a 500 word essay on widowmaker last thread i think
Show me the tightest ass, /owg/
>>140824306
NOT FROM YOU FAGGOTS
>>140824475
>>140824085
>LOOK AT ALL THIS DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, THE WORLD NEEDS OVERWATCH
>meanwhile ingame overwatch members are fighting each other to death
I don't fully understand this story.
>>140821292
Inb4 tumblr nose
>>140824475
>>140824570
kill yourself
>>140824570
why would you post that
>>140824570
Why is all of Tumblr physically unable to draw faces properly
I really don't understand the lore.
In TF2, the red team and blu team fighting each other repeatedly made sense once they revealed Redmond and Blutarch.
But overwatch is basically a rip off of Alan Moore's Watchmen with an Avengers vibe thrown in. A group of special people using their talents to defend the population from evil, disbanding, and then getting back together to take on a new threat.
It makes zero sense that the game has what are essentially allies killing each other. Why would the Overwatch re-assemble and then...have a deathmatch?
>>140824085
>tfw no overwatch irl to save us from the niggers and muslims
>>140824663
they don't exactly have fully functioning brains
it's amazing they can even draw at all
[email protected]
FUCK SOMEONE GIVE ME A KEY CAUSE BLIZZ ARE KEKING ME AND NOT SENDING ME MINE
pls
>>140824695
Because it's fun.
>>140824695
vidya gaems
when the fuck does this shit start?
also hi
>mei looks exactly like my first girlfriend I had in highschool
>took my virginity, practiced deepthroat on me, even let me do anal when I felt like it
>we fucked pretty much every day after classes
>played vidya and understood all the memes at that time
>she had to move because her dad found some amazing job
>lost contact with her
>been single ever since
How do I deal with these feels /owg/?
>>140824570
DELETE THIS
>>140824695
I think they're keeping the lore and the game itself separate, kinda like what Riot is doing with League of Legends (only example I could think of right now).
I heard that you can pre-download game even though you don't have key yet, is it true ?
>>140824695
>""""revealed""""
lol TF2 lore is just as tacked on as this one
If you wanted a canon mission you'd set up the Overwatch members against the shadier ones
>>140824743
Buy one on ebay nigger
>>140824085
Why is she so perfect?
>>140821027
Feels pretty gud family
>>140818181
How can one man be so wrong
>>140824892
ive already fucking paid for them by preordering this fucking game
im not going to buy one AGAIN cause blizz is too fucking incompetent to send me a fucking email
Me and a friend are aiming to cosplay Junkrat and Roadhog.
I need all pics of them for reference.
>>140824825
you kill yourself
>>140824968
Just wait a few hours you absolute baboon
>>140824825
GET OUT
>>140824695
I don't really understand where the Watchmen vibe comes from other than 'hero organization'
you can't really tie an arena shooter perfectly into an kind of story without adding a ton of contrived shit to the game that takes away from the gameplay
>>140824893
Because she isn't a hamplanet, or dead, or tumblr.
Also
>Tracer not wearing her chronal accelerator that anchors her to the current time
>>140824881
It's tacked-on, but even as a ret-con it perfectly fits with the game-play.
I'm just saying it makes absolutely zero sense for Winston to kill Tracer
>>140824976
Whoever is cosplaying Roadhog needs to exercise because he is in danger.
>>140824893
Literal perfection. She looks even cuter when she's serious.
>>140825023
THE FUCKING BETA STARTS IN A FEW HOURS
>>140818919
Are you the same faggot who ran around with the 'genji has a vagina' shit?
Who else still waiting for their code email?
>blizzard succeeds in creating another boring piece of shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwFu8kEsUW4
at least the game is fun and has waifus.
>>140824960
Because Reaper secretly has a thing for cute girls.
>>140825038
Sure you can. Twisted metal did it.
>>140825119
As does the finalu wavu
They aren't going to not let you in if you prepurchased
>>140825062
so then i guess that confirms the theory that the chronal accelerator itself is built inside of tracer, and the thing she wears amplifies the accelerator's power
Can anyone give a poor anon a early access beta code? If you want to my email is [email protected]
>>140820139
>You don't even have to be gay.
> posts 76
Anon...
>>140824537
Since the game is already literally TF2, they went a step further and also copied the way TF2 lore works, ingame is non-canon.
>>140824960
I hear ya.
Also beause the first thread go deleted, reiterating my statement to the 76/Reaper smut writer.
>>140825195
based on that its been close to the entire fucking day in europe they are probably going to send them at the same fucking time that the beta starts and just be like :^)
>>140825287
>>140825121
He does though
Do you see room for a mecha penis on his character?
>>140824475
>>140825104
>you will never be there to watch your waifu getting her award for saving humanity
>you will never embrace her afterwards
>>140825121
No i'm not. I think Femji is stupid. However I won't disagree that the fool's wearing a garter.
>>140825346
I'd expect no less
They just had a six month head start "closed beta" and were all :^) too
>>140825272
What? You don't have to be gay to think he's handsome.He's also saving himself for Reyes
go be gay somewhere else faggots
like at the bottom of a river
Tracer is the normie village bike
tracer is literally best girl and i can prove it ignoring her visual appeal
you never have to use a condom. she can ride you at ridiculous speeds and let you deposit you specimen inside of her. then she can rewind herself to before you started the mating ritual to make sure she doesnt getting preggers while you lay there a slobbering braindead mess from her insane riding speed
>>140825287
here's your (You)
:^)
>>140825421
>tfw you will never be paid to be a professional assrest
Check your emails is happening
>>140825204
sent :^)
>>140825509
No
>>140825585
shut your mouth tracer is pure
>>140825649
>mfw
>>140825468
You're right. Mercy never gets thanks for anything.
Mission begins in 6 hours...
>>140822865
Oh he's gonna come alright
>>140814857
>implying everyone here isnt some anti social perma virgin
Wew lad
>>140824697
Serbwatch
>>140825778
>>140825819
>>140824697
got my keys boys
>>140825887
Little known fact; muslim girls are amazing in bed.
>>140825973
I didn't fuck
>>140825973
In a sharing mood?
[email protected]
>>140826007
Yep, they really know how to blow the load. It gets pretty explosive.
>>140825973
FUCK YOU
I HAVENT
GIEF
>>140825973
Can I have the extra? [email protected]
Anyone who have entered friend key , what does it show near overwatch ir battle.net website ? Is it stil pre-purchase?
>>140826007
"Amazing in bed" just means they turn you on
Same with men if he isn't a premature microdick
Just got my email as well.
>>140826095
>>140825085
He knows he's overweight tho and surprisingly healthy but he's doing what he can to exercise and try to lose weight.
I look at it as if you can't run or jump you're overweight and need to change that.
>>140826186
Nice projecting, but it's because muslim girls believe that their entire reason to exist is to serve the man, so there are no bars held for them.
if my brother doesn't need this friends key I will post it here for you thirsty niggers
>>140826095
tfw you realise the next week is gonna be full of annoying underage redditfags
>>140825468
feelsbadman.jpg
>>140825585
Fuck you.
>>140825746
Well she is a slut, so I don't think she has any standards.
>>140826369
>badmouthing mercy
you're the first person to do that
why are you such a piece of shit?
>>140825304
+1 for the smut. Anon you fucking promised!
Will give out my friend key for Lewds of Tracer being fucked by BBC
>>140826369
Tracer and Mercy lost their virginity to each other. When the conflict is over they're getting married.
>>140826514
just go to britain
please send PC code. I pre-ordered on the 30th.
[email protected]
>>140826514
dumb cuckposter
>>>/tv/
>>>/v/
>>>/b/
>>>/pol/
>>140826369
>freckles
just fuck my shit up
>>140826557
>gay people losing virginity
HAHAHAHAHAHA
good one mate
>>140826349
Reddit already here >>140826369
Look at how this shitstain posts, probably less then a week old
>>140825370
Of course!
>>140826575
sent ;)
When do the servers go up?
>>140826635
Tribbing is a powerful thing.
>>140826575
sent ^:)
>>140826706
>>140826706
6 hours 20 min
>>140824537
the story is that Winston is a stupid ape
>No code listings on ebay
519725266621370223117305_
good luck silly boys ;)
>>140826467
I'm not the first and it's true, retard.
>everyone realised discord is shit
I hope no normies shitting up the google docs now :^)
>it's a mei potg episode
>>140827037
thanks bro
shamelessly mashing update was worth it
>>140826696
YOU ARE THE FUCKING BEST.
SERIOUSLY FUCKING BEST
Have a code: 3932420268434957445176226
>>140826675
Nice one m8.
>>140827037
That's cruel, Anon.
>>140827053
Mercy is pure.
>>140827115
>its a torbjorns dead body gets potg episode
>>140827053
nah you're the first
>>140827229
Keep deluding yourself.
>>140827364
Don't need to.
The true whore is Mei.
>>140827154
Make sure to enjoy yourself.
>>140827424
mei is pure fuck off
>>140827249
>its a genji jumps down from somewhere high and uses his ult episode:^)
>>140827497
mei is also fat
>>140827497
mei is a fat chink whore
she's had at least 80 asian microdicks in her holes by now
>>140827424
She's just a hamplanet. Mercy/Widow are sluts. Zarya is a male. D.va/Tracer pure.
>>140827351
I'm not though. Maybe if you had frequented the threads longer than 2 days, you'd know.
>>140827606
no she hasntthey cant get past the fat
reminder that tracer posters aren't even good with her
>>140827657
Add Mercy to the purity list and I agree 100%.
Reminder that beta is nearly here and /v/ shitposters are here and dont reply to obvious baits
>>140826489
THEY WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!
IT WAS SAID THAT THEY WOULD INCREASE THE HOMOLUST NOT COCKTEASE IT!
>>140827842
the thread has always been entirely shitposters retard
your post IS a shitpost
I will draw whatever you want for a key.
>>140827913
Tracer lewds, do it and the key is yours.
>>140827249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiMJ-s4T16M
>>140827913
draw me
>>140827913
draw genji with his katana inside of mei's dead body
and no i dont mean dick, i mean his actual katana
>>140827736
i figure it's the same thing with juri posters
The way this weeaboo game worships whites and Asians, to the exclusion of the rest of the world, is an example of Eurocentrism. There should be more PoC characters.
>>140828019
>>140827736
Fuck off
>>140828031
Fuck off back to tumblr you fucking whale
>>140828031
Are you implying Europe is white lmaoooooo
>>140828031
Anybody else literally rot all weekend and while waiting for this beta to start?
Even now I feel like i'd rather be asleep.
STILL NO KEY
BLIZZ WHAT THE FUCK
How different is Mercy compared to the TF2 Medic?
>>140828019
juri is inferior to cummy
Damnit. And I'm supposed to go spend time with gf soon wtf blizzard
>all these triggered tracercucks
>>140828387
It starts tomorrow, faggot
>>140828350
who is inferior to chun
>>140828387
The beta starts 6 hours from now...
mercy is here with a key
>>140828418
>All these weeboo shitposters.
At least the Tracerfags are relevant to the thread.
>>140828031
>best support
>sick jams
>RIDES HIS TECH LIKE HE STOLE ITcause he did
>started from the bottom now he here
I think they are accurately represented
>>140828332
she has no uber
but can ress teammates
>>140828459
Got it, thanks
hey guys
do you remember paragon
do you remember battleborne
do you remember cliffy bs new shooter
>>140828332
No invincibility.
You can revive teammates on the battlefield.
You can fly to your teammates to reach to them faster.
Your medibeam can heal or give a damage boost.
>>140828552
objectively false
>>140828439
Best Waifu coming through.
>>140828332
mercy is pretty much the same except her uber is replaced with an aoe resurrect and the standard medigun and kritzkrieg are in one weapon
https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/727179941800857600
ARE YOU WITH US!?
>>140828532
>runs fast
>when in numbani he says its a city where everyone can live how they want just like he wanted
>implying he doesnt like cops or laws n shiet
A true nigger indeed
>>140827564
You should honestly lose access to your ultimate if you miss 2 wide shurikens like that
>>140828593
>paragon
eh
>battleborne
lmao
>cliffy b
is there footage of it yet?
>>140828439
>never played street fighter
>still have a lifelong infatuation for chun-li
>>140828552
>>140828597
>>140828662
Thanks!!!
>>140828636
how so
>>140828646
>>140828439
>>140828019
back to /fgg/ with you faggots
Reminder that overwatch only exists to raise morale of troops and would be deadweight on an actual battlefield.
That's why they're considered criminals: They take the tax money of the locals to put on a little show, like the mafia.
>>140828717
But I only missed one
>>140828721
Lawbreakers? yes, it looks decent but is really going for the edge-factor
>>140828593
>paragon
>battleborne
shitty mobas
>>140828593
Overwatch isn't a MOBA.
http://onlywat.ch/
sooon
>>140828532
Lucio is the kind of non-threatening POC that most on tumblr imagine the majority of them to be
probably dumb question but will progress be wiped after the end of early access
>>140828898
objectively false
Scout: Tracer / Genji
Soldier: Soldier76 / Pharah
Pyro: Mei
Demo: Junkrat
Heavy: Reinhardt / Roadhog
Engineer: Winston, Torbjorn, Bastion
Medic: Symmetra
Sniper: Widowmaker, Zenyatta, Hanzo
Spy: McRee, ReaperAin't nothing like TF2 I-I SWEAR!
>>140828921
Reminder that night shifts start right when the beta launches
>>140828960
TURN IT UP
>>140828980
Nope
>>140828998
So then TF2 is a MOBA?
[email protected]
Please send me a code I just want to play this game
>>140828980
Progress will only be wiped if you have it.
>>140828980
No but everything will be wiped before release for some reason even though it's open beta
>>140829013
this is some awful shitposting
you must be a /v/edditor
>>140828960
That guy was fighting a civil war in africa or something
here he is celebrating his totally mlg rpg shot that hit its target
>>140828980
it'll be wiped on final release, yes
>>140829013
i actually havent seen anybody defend this game as not a tf2 rip-off for the most part
then again, i dont live in this shit hole.
>>140828980
yes
>>140829076
sent
>>140829076
nigger I would never even send a blank email to such an aids adress
>>140829013
wrong senpai
>>140829013
>soldier
>soldier 76
LMAO THEIR NAMES ARE THE SAME LOL
>heavy
>not zarya
>mccree not under sniperkys
>>140829013
>Engineer: Winston, Torbjorn, Bastion
>winston
are you retarded by choice
>Medic: Symmetra
retarded by choice it seems
>Sniper: Widowmaker, Zenyatta, Hanzo
>zenyatta
wat
>>140829129
I actually enjoy TF2, you stupid fucking retard.
It's just objectively true that this game is very similar to TF2.
Down to the gamemodes.
>>140829067
Yes
Csgo is also a moba
[email protected]
It's a throw-away sure, but please send one if you've got it, I just got my account unlocked.
>>140829148
nobody here really cares about ripping off a decade-old video game
>>140829247
every competitive game is a moba
PATCHING
>>140829232
>>140829280
objectively false
>>140829232
>very similar to TF2.
This new wave of arena shooters are more like Monday Night Combat than Hat Simulator.
Everyone seems to forget this shit.
>>140829197
>mccree
>sniper
Never touched the game once, right?
>>140829201
>class that heals is not similar to the medic
Is it summer already?
>>140828532
Before becoming a DJ, Lucio worked briefly as a poolboy in a hotel in Rio, servicing rich Western tourists, some women but mostly men
should i play this or battleborn
>>140829362
>>140829339
I'm pretty sure blizzard doesn't even care man, doesn't mean it's not apparent
>TF2 fags unironically thinking that anyone gives a fuck about them.
When will it end.
>>140829442
neither
>>140829362
Mercy is literally medic copypasted, why symetra and not her
Symetra having a heal doesn't even make her close to being medic
other tf2 characters have heal
>>140829442
this until the beta ends, then battleborn until the 23rd, when Overwatch officially comes outthen play both whenever you prefer, cuz you're a free manlike me
>>140829232
you listed winston as like the engineer
he doesn't fucking build anything
you listed symmetra as the medic, and didn't even mention the actual fucking medic mercy
there is no spy equivalent
is this the best you can do while VAC banned?
>>140829480
If you truly didn't care you wouldn't respond.
>>140827564
how can you melee them from a mile away
[email protected] Send me one if u can. I just want to meet my husbando and waifu ;-;
>>140829480
I think you might want to take this bait back to
>>/vg/csgog/
>>/vg/lolg/
>>/vg/d2g/
along with your shitty games
http://www.strawpoll.me/10110989
http://www.strawpoll.me/10110989
http://www.strawpoll.me/10110989
http://www.strawpoll.me/10110989
time to settle this shit
>>140829593
we should raid csgog
>>140829590
sent ;)
>>140829013
>Spy: McRee, Reaper
>Engineer Winston
>Medic symmetra and not mercy
you haven't put that much effort into this, right?
reminder that tf2 is a clownfest that has no actual players left as they were all banned earlier this week for cheating
>>140829580
its a big sword
>>140829556
I can ignore 12 yo kids screaming around me while smearing their faces with shit, but it gets boring after 1.5 years.
>>140827564
>throwing wide shurikens
I havnt done math, but don't you have to be a retarded shitter to do this? The only point woud be if they're very lit
I will become the greatest Tracer player in Europe. I've been a god at every game my whole life, I achieved best Lee sin Euw on LoL.
WITNESS ME /OWG/, YOU MIRIN'?
Hey this tf2 clone seems fun
But why is it $40? Shouldn't a clone of a f2p game be free?
>>140829650
i wholeheartedly agree
http://www.strawpoll.me/10111020
http://www.strawpoll.me/10111020
http://www.strawpoll.me/10111020
>>140829698
overwatch has literally 0 players
:^)
I will not play this game in open beta. I only post here for waifufaggotry and loreshit
>>140829647
/owg/ is full of bullies
>when you have to go to /v/ to avoid /v/eddit shitposting
>people calling this game a clone of tf2
>implying that's a bad thing
>implying a polished 2016 clone of tf2 wouldn't be dope af
>tf2 shitters think they or their game is relevant at all
top kex
>>140829939
i didnt need to remember that article existed
YES
MY FUCKING KEY
>>140830126
>>>/vg/csgog/
>>>/vg/lolg/
>>>/vg/d2g/
if you post the same bait again, I'll give you the same reply
>>140830169
nobody wants to remember you exist either
>still no key
LET ME PRELOAD ALREADY
>>140830227
Care to share you spare key? Thanks if you do!
>>140830029
>no custom servers
>6v6 only
>far less maps
>far less game modes
>$40 compared to free
nice polished clone
>>140830263
then why does your mom call me every night
wait
tracer was in the original overwatch
and is still around today
but doesnt seem to have aged much, if at all
hasnt it been like 20 years? is tracer immortal?
>>140830354
because you were dead the whole time
>>140830385
something something time manipulation
>>140830331
>implying tf2 had 50 maps on release
>being poor
[email protected]
Please send me a key if you happen to have a spare one. I'd be grateful,
>>140830354
because he's a feminist.
>>140830523
objectively false
>>140830385
she exists outside of the space-time continuum, or some bs like that
>>140830523
sent ;)
Does anyone need a PS4 key?
>>140830545
It's a trashmail since I don't want some niggers from here finding out my actual email.
>>140830324
youre in luck since a guy that i thought about giving it to isnt answering me
sent ;)
guys it takes 30 min to bake a hot pocket, but 2 min to microwave it
>>140830331
Because I totally remember back in 2007 Tf2 having 10+ gamemodes, a shittons of maps, and all that content to start with.
Oh wait.
>>140830490
luckily overwatch gets to compete with release tf2. oh wait
Have they said if they're going to release with ranked or not? Cause if they don't it'll just be as shallow as the last beta where everyone got bored after a few games with no progression.
>>140830236
Whoa, you are going to post some links, that's so scary, I bet he's shitting his pants right now.
>>140830523
sent! hf my good friend! :D
>>140830680
Thanks a lot dude, it's much appreciated.
>>140830671
I would like one! [email protected]
>Tfw preordered on the 30th
>Tfw wont get a key
why even live?
if you still want an early access key and have a cool or unique car, listen up, got a little contest going
rules;
-the contest is for the spare key that came with my origins edition preorder (early access key)
-post a picture of your car with a timestamp and maybe a little story about how you got it, just something interesting. the most interesting, exciting, or whatever car will win.
-if it's not your car and you're just taking pics of your friend's/dad's car you're a faggot
-on the timestamp write a burner email for me to send the key to, or your bnet ID
-if you win i'll forward you my official email from blizz with the spare key
-contest ends monday afternoon by 6pm EST
-in before >rigged
>>140830836
>being this stupid
You deserve this.
>>140830805
did you expect me to do any more in response to his (yours) shitty bait? want me to write an essay?
>>140830837
I drive a jetta
nothing interesting happened in the acquisition
it's not worth a picture
give me a fuckin key
sandlot is on netflix
>>140830820
didnt get one myself here so far
hope you enjoy it
>>140830937
Go on, entertain me.
>>140830836
>friend bought it on the 30th
>still got his key
>>140830786
>Needing things like rating or cosmetics so you play a game
>Not just playing a game because it's fun and you enjoy it
>>140830837
>all these people making people jump through hoops just to get a key
you BULLIES
>>140830779
LOL
YOU ACTUALLY THINK THIS IS A COMPETITION
that's actually really cute how delusional you are in thinking overwatch isn't going to be much bigger
>>140831082
ok brb let me go write
I just got my key. Ordered on the 29th.
We're gonna make it!
UHHHH, Why are people trying to act like tf2 has been relevant anytime in the past 5 years?
Only people that literally have autism play or even acknowledge the games existance.
>>140830837
there's a 1979 cuda in my garage but it's behind a mountain of shit and it's under a tarp, plus i think there's a metric fuckton of shit on top of it too
i haven't looked at it in maybe ten years and i have no idea if it looks like a piece of shit now or not
>>140829195
>Will never fuck the MNC Assassin
>>140831180
I can play fun games a few hours. I can play fun and competitive games for a few years. There's a reason League, Dota, and CSGO got as big as they did. Competition is the biggest draw of online games now and a legit ladder is necessary, not Blizzard's joke HotS ladder.
>>140831180
It's 2016 Anon, video games are no longer played for fun alone.
It's high time you learn to accept this.
>>140831347
objectively false
>>140831192
>bragging that blizzdrones will buy everything blizzard shovels out
>bragging that you will beat a 10 year old game that anyone that has played has already tired of
full on BIDF i see
>>140831279
what game(s) do you play, pray tell?
>playing tf2 at all any time after May 21st 2009
Pre-purchased April 29th at 10:30 pm CST and just got my codes.
Now we wait...
>>140831465
what happened at this date?
Legit giving away one beta key to whoever gives me the best arguments on why anime, weebfags and "cuteposting" is absolute cancer.
Proof: Game preloaded and ready for tonight.
:)
what does a girl have to do to get a beta key around here?
>>140831607
sniper vs spy update
>>140831607
sniper vs spy update
>>140831615
your game would look like this if you were in any of the stress tests regardless and didn't uninstall
Can anyone give me a PS4 code? [email protected]
>>140831192
Valve can grow or shrink TF2 as they please.
I expect Overwatch to be HOTS size. I know Blizzard don't release player numbers, but I don't think HOTS is any bigger than TF2 (which has about 50-80k concurrent players).
It is of course a bigger competitive game because of the developer support which TF2 has lacked.
>>140830832
Sent. Enjoy
>>140831615
cuz they're virgins
>>140831607
the hatpocalypse
[email protected]
ay bb nice code
>>140831615
And I'm giving a key to whoever has the best anime waifu / husbando and explain why he loves her.
CHARACTER THEMES WHEN.
SKELETON CHARACTER WHEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvaTGc4xN6E
>>140831919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtHwDD9eEgQ
>>140831906
sent ;)
>>140830786
Yes I think. I think there might be a level 25 requirement though
>>140831919
nostalgia goggles go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdovlP7uwDw
>>140831919
>tfw no more deep house
>>140831915
No you're not, autistic weebcancer
kys ;)
>>140832151
fat
>>140831615
Because they spread infectiously.
They spread to the non-weeaboo parts of normal life, leave one tiny shred of their weeaboo culture, and that tiny shred infects a normal person and exposes that person to weeaboo cancer.
Too much exposure causes weeaboo cancer in a normal person.
[email protected]
>>140831919
¡Olé!
Can i get one? ;-; [email protected]
I want to carry out a sexual assault on Overwatch HQ
>>140831374
>Its 2016
wew
>>140831749
I haven't gotten it yet could you maybe resend?
>tf2 autists come in this thread and complain about overwatch and how relevant they are
my fucking side
>>140832263
resent ;)
>>140832224
Tummy best body part
>>140832224
>Took off the chronal accelerator
immersion ruined
Wow, I feel like an idiot.
>Didn't check my email
>Didn't know it came with a friend code
I guess if anyone wants one make me an offer
>>140832343
watch out for the boogie monster in your closet at night
>>140832107
SPI
NAL
RISE
>>140832434
Always instant replies too lmao
>>140832343
funny, you've posted the same thing 4 times now
still fishing for replies? well, here's a (You), friend :)
>>140832406
>you will never lick her abs
>>140832224
what the fuck is tracer eating
>>140832424
They're in a suppression room
Hanging out with her so she doesn't feel so isolated in it
>>140832430
i will give you one hug
>>140832553
it's either a scone or a piece of bread, you can see more of it on the table next to some butter
>>140832406
agreed. especially watching it grow with your child inside of it.
aside question: is tracer shaven?
>>140832553
A toast.
>>140832430
I'll make a soldier out of you.If you know what I mean~
>>140832553
Might be a crumpet, love
t. bong
>>140832224
>t. Reaper
I preordered April 29th on PSN and still no code
How do I get the code?
>>140832553
Its a scone you autist
Try living in england
>Im gonna go buy some now
>>140832430
I'll give you every single bait reaction picture I have.
>>140832430
Post it right here in the thread, if you do it I'll think you're cool.
>>140832739
email, you'll get it eventually
>>140832151
But I am.
>>140832658
Of course, she's gotta be stream lined
Someone please, i'm desperado.
[email protected]
>>140832406
Link to full? Also, Tracer is best girl.
>>140832658
Yes
pharah best girl
pharah best arsenal
pharah best outfit
>>140832658
Depends if swimming is part of her exercise regimentaloogee
>dive in
>rewind
unfair
>>140832657
It's an English muffin, they too are eaten with butter.
>mfw people on /owg/ have such low impulse control that they pre-order video games just to play an extra 2 days before the game is even released
>>140832875
nigger its 2 days
you can wait
>>140833024
Is there one with Tracer?
TJQF-FCNC-4T5A
If you think this is real you're an idiot
>>140833012
I have so much money I don't know what to do with it
I haven't had to think about any purchases for 5 years
>>140831915
The marriage scene killed me, best waifu ever
>>140833012
>tumblr
lmao
>>140833024
>>140832840
>>140832891
dang, i like me a well groomed patch shaped like an arrow. the arrow directing me where to go, telling me to get down there right now and start licking.
shaven is good too. everything is good besides jungle
>>140832875
>desperado
see >>140832192 for sad Mexican hat dance.
>>140830331
>6v6 only
>implying that's not the best way to play the game
>>140832767
>>140833003
>>140832657
Lads it's a fucking crumpet look at the holes in it
>>140833024
>>140833142
for every trust fund kid on 4chan there's 10 neets who decided to buy this instead of food
>>140832584
Ring a ding ding, you had the most honest and human rseponse. Post it and it'll be on its way
>>140833231
Ahh, true, i bow down to your intelect friend
>>140833286
[email protected]
Thank you friend
Fuck reddit, one of you guys should get my key.
3323864363683553769037456
Enjoy.
>>140833138
I don't mind being an idiot. Thanks Anon, pleasant surprise.
>>140833012
I'm going to buy it anyways so why would I not?
Like in this case there's an actual reason to
>>140833421
>reddit is lurking the thread
>>140833231
I call it an english muffin
>>140832892
>t. Pajeet
>>140827564
>The dawf just ignores you
How much shit you have to be?
Hopefully, there is more lesbian rape
G9K2-9PAW-XNWQ-HH84
I want to ______ Widowmaker
>>140833421
some of you guys are alright
6124139566267535451256997
>>140833468
>2016
>surprised that 4chan is reddit
>>140833226
>options are bad
>>140833537
kill
>>140833406
Sent
>>140833537
you want to underline her? is that some sort of sex pose?
>>140833537
nerf
>>140833153
>Marriage scene
Is this from the spin off VN ? I have yet to read it.
Anyway, it's a nice waifu anon, but I have no way to reach you.
>>140827736
I-i havent played her anon
>>140833491
>soon we will have access to such a farm
>>140833658
My hero
Those of you with Gmail having issues getting your codes, check your promotions section. Mine was in there.
>>140833761
>wasting time with screenshots instead of confirming
Did you actually get it?
5
H
O
U
R
S
As an eurofag, we got the least amount of closed beta invites, shit sucks.
Also, give key nao.
>>140833885
If it was mailed to him I don't think a taking a screenshot is gonna make him lose it
ps: [email protected]
>>140833885
Yeah i did, thanks a bunch
/!\ NEW THREAD /!\
>>140834027
>>140834027
>>140834027
NEW
>>140834067
>>140834067
>>140833842
THICK
>>140833761
No problem
>>140834103
>posting a thread with a trip
FULL
RETARD
Good thing someone beat you to it.
>>140833548
Don't go to the Swiss HQ tomorrow
>>140834103
>>140834027 was first
anyway do we really want to use a tripfag's thread
c-can i get one guys? =(
[email protected]
>>140822643
Seriously though Mei actually shots on tracer decently. That freeze takes away mobility which is Tracer's biggest strength. I had luck in the closed stress tests doing that.
The Roadhog pull shotgun combo is also devastating against a Tracer.
McCree can shit on a Tracer pretty good, too, as other pointed out. That fan ability is just so strong. Reaper is in the same boat if she gets close. She can't handle the dps output.
>>140833012
I pre-ordered based on my beta experience so far. $40 is not a lot of money to me.
You did get into the beta, didn't you?
>>140824695
Well you do have obvious heroes vs villians plus some neutrals.
Good: Tracer, Winston, Mercy, Torbjorn, Reinhert, Genji
Evil: Reaper, Widowmaker, Junkrat, Roadhog
In between: McCree, Zarya, Bastion, Hanso
>>140831181
i guess so, but cool cars are driven by all kinds of people you wouldn't expect.
although i have no doubt most people here drive a shitbox civic or something
bread?
I want Sera to bust my balls in the discord chat guys help what do I do?
>>140837761