/pdg/ Payday the Heist, Payday 2 and Clover General

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First for burglar perk deck being Overkill viable.

>Not saleshitters edition
you suck

1st ffor Dragabn

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sydney when?

5th for Infiltrator being the best perk deck.

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>>135989454
>Not Crew chief being most popular perk deck edition

>>135989716
R8 my build, speaking of infiltrator.

http://pd2skills.com/#/v3/mhjEBda:eqrOkLHIeFDa:tsOmJEFGBcda:ghEgCa:ibcdea:pI8::w34-28-8-30-34-33:s49-24-5-26:a7

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>>135989801
>Not full Tech tree edition

Why do we still play this game seriously

>>135989078

Thursday
>Free Jimmy
>Free Green Bridge
>Free Panic Room

Sydney DLC, SHe's not Free.

Why are people still paying for DLC when you can get them all free?

Serious question

>>135990960
some of us aren't poor guttertrash.

>>135990960
I have spare cash that can't be used on any games, or any decent games at least.

>>135990772
On one hand, I'll be right down for Green Bridge
on the other hand, Panic Room will mean no Diamond Job or Heat Street.

>>135991064
You are supporting dishonest game developers though.

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>>135990628
You tell me man

>>135990960
Some people are just irreparably stupid.

>>135991809
>dishonest
>the things they say will be in the DLC are in the DLC
yeah no. stop being so poor.

>>135991809
oh hur dur

people support dishonest companies every single fucking day

way more dishonest than overkill, in fact

>>135991809
And what did they lie about?
>community demands weapon balance
>they agree
>they just fuck my loadout up
>community demands skill balance
>they agree
>JUST

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>>135990628
But playing grinder removes all serious aspects of the game famm

22th for moderators.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8Qv0x2wYH8

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>>135993887
>grinderfags still believe this

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>>135994624
but it really does.

Drum mags for the Compact-5 when ?

>>135995474
Akimbo STYR-K's with drum mags when

>>135994320
I never laughed this hard in my life

link to his steam?

>>135994320
is the nigga still a mod?

RIP

https://twitter.com/sharlto/status/710916269776592896

>>135992868
>crimefest will be free goys!
>paid cs:go weapon skins that affect your stats

>>136001697
>Taking the bait.

>>136001213
Wait we getting a new heist or a new contract guy? Well doesnt matter because we have to wait 5 fucking weeks in order to get the skills trees update and still no fucking word in the voice update.

>GAME ON SALE/FREE
>NO EVEN A FUCKING UPDATE TO GET EVEN MORE ATTENTION
FUCK YOU OVK

Atleast EVERYTHING is at 75%

>join host and his retard bf
>both are dodge, one has an rpg
>rpg guy is killing civilians
>host says bf is "being an asshole xd"
>does his best to ruin the mission
>carry heist like always
>escape area
>queer bf with rpg shoots at me
>didn't even crack my armor completely
>host goes down
>inspire him
>bf shoots again
>my armor was already full before he finished reloading
>host down again
>one more time ok?
>now rpg kid goes down and host is in custody
>inspire him
>connection to the host has been lost
I wish they had mics just to confirm they were children or landwhales(tired fat "person" voice).

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Should I post my stolen bastardized "rebalance" weapon mod? The only op thing about it is the ammo pickup, but you can fake it by not piciking up ammo until you're nigh empty and then run over a few drops.

I have one for melee too but this one would be insane if used by a dodge or that melee bonus perk deck

>host runs on his own
>gets downed
>too far to reach in time
>gg
>quit
what a fucking faggot

The great purge happened to payday2 general. All that remains are the megagoys, so distraught at their DLC purchases they cannot move on.

>>136010027
yeah that's basically me

any of you betas man enough for some death wish

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>Join beneath the mountain OVK to get some easy levels and try to get a shotgun achievement
>Guy with double ECM's, crossbow and CTV and all around weird builds in group
>Turret inside entrance
>Everyone starts fighting it for some reason and go down like flies.
>Get wiped but try again
>Clover opens the wrong vault
>Get all the loot up the elevator shaft eventually
>Clover starts running like hell away from us for some reason
>She went to open the last vault for some reason

Has the shitstorm begun?

Is the Clarion the best assault rife?
>ammo pickup of 10, with enforcer skills 15 with 300 clip
>can reach 100 stability with 64 accuracy
>40+ damage
>high conceal, so it can benefit from 30% crit

>>136008181
Sure anon
inb4 >cheating

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>>135817119
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Lord of War (lord_of_war)
- Error: Missing Title (any_25_spooc_kills)

This week's new Weekly Side Job is:
- Sewer Rats (charliesierra_1)
Finish it for your chance at an Infamous quality The Grin mask!

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

>>136012379
>Shit that no one ever does: the post

>>136012184
ok ill do it when the general is dying, hopefully someone uses it

>>136010709
>people who call other palyers by their character

>>136013296
>Call the Cloverfag a shitter
>Get the same result

>>136011684
>ammo pickup of 10
where do you check that? is that with or without fully loaded? I gave all my weapons 8 and it feels insane, had to lower it to 5-6

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>>135990464
absolutely disgusting

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>>136011684
I like my m308 pocket edition, crits with this is pretty much a thanatos.

>>136013296
It's much more effective than saying "KOSHKA CSBETS.RU" or whatever the generic pub name is.

Calling people by their color is also good.

>>135991809
>we're the good guys by pirating from devs that don't use DRM and permit people to use their DLC online without any bans, just a tag next to their name.
>piracy is OK as long as it's target is a person I don't like
Why do piratefags always try to justify their stealing?

Is the movie guy the "Englishman" that Hoxton and Clover talk about was their mentor?

>>136014164
I think it should be pub name or color only because sometimes people aren't playing the character they usually play.

>>136014164
>joining people with autistic, slav, asian or 12yo names
I guess that's the thing, other than the host isn't really anyone worth talking to most of the time.

>>135992572
This, overkill is a lot less evil than you faggots make it out to be.

So the game is currently on 75% discount on steam plus all DLC, which are the must buy DLC?

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>>136014501
>Usually play Hoxton
>Kill couple special cops
>Sudden dorky nasal voice
>Spend entire heist wondering who the fuck I'm playing as

It was Houston

>>136014689
I'm afraid the real answer is, get DLC Unlocker and see for yourself. I wrote a little review down here but screw it.

we've been through this a million times, I'll tell you what you shouldn't buy. as with anything ever you can play maps with friends or pubs and see if you think they're good
>alesso
unless you can't live without a unica 6
>diamond
boring
>chivalry
everything is just bad except for the javelins, if you're a faggot like me >>136008181 then you can make it work and it looks sweet
>goat simulator
just no and subpar shotgun, play it with pubs and see if you like it
>golden grin
fuck that laggy heist and fuck the kel-tec
>

>>136015063
Looks like you acted dumb.

>>136014689
depends,
Dodge:
Sokol - grinder perk deck, amazing for dodge
point break - babby deagle, currently best pistol
gage assault - gl40, good compliment to babby deagle for low blow sneaky bastard dodge setup

Heavy armor
Wolf pack - china puff
ak/car - DMR kits and other good rifle mods

Stealth
Clover - Burglar perk deck

Good for all loud
golden grin - buzzer
butcher bbq - molotovs

Thats about it, anyone add on if you want.
I also liked the Big Bank. That's a fun heist.

>>136015063
yeah I was playing chains and wolf all day and suddenly I ended up being houston and it took me a time to realize who the fuck I was

I began spamming shit and oh fuck but still nothing no one yelled at me either so I couldn't hear "houstoon cum with me ;)"

>>136014689
>Sokol if you're a loudfag
>Clover if you're a stealthfag
>Assault pack for for GL40
>Point Break for Baby Deagle and good heists

Bam, you're done.

>there will never be an isis heister
>goat simulator will be a literal goatfuck

holy fuck I just realized weapons have aretarded amount of ammo pick up rate compared to what I gave them

how do people even manage to run out of ammo if they can get up to 15 rounds with a perk deck alone?

>>136015880
>how do people even manage to run out of ammo if they can get up to 15 rounds with a perk deck alone?
It is a mystery.

>>136015576
>machete melee that lops off civvie heads when used by isis heister
>terrorist perk deck
>melee killing civilians causes cops to pussy out and fuck off for a little while, perfect for when you are in a tight spot.
>start heist with goat
>carrying goat gives various armor and health bonuses.
>tiers reduce cleaner costs and lengthens time cops fuck off
yay civvies are useful again

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Incendiary or regular grenades with GL40?

>>136016551
>incendiary
>low ammo pick up rate
>a shit
literally for what purpose

>>136016840
Grinder fuckery.

where should I upload my mod so you can try it?

>>136016903
I tested all weapons that uses fire and the molotov is pretty much god mode with grinder, forget about others it will not work the same.

>>136014071
too bad ammo pickup for DMR kit is totally fucked, at most 2 bullet pickup with fully loaded most of the time
You may as well just take an M308

>>136018751
My accuary rarely drops from 90%, I also aim for headshot and 1 shot everything makes 0 ammo issues, I dont have problems with the weapon honestly plus the m308 doesnt give me enough concealment.

>>136015880
Only for 300 ammo weapons. When you get to the 80 dmg, it's less than 5. Anything higher is 3-1. With 80dmg ARs, around 100 total ammo, I feel like you have to be on point accurate otherwise you start losing bullets fast and god help you if you get tasered

>>136019152
For normies, sure. But what happens when you have to magdump into skulldozers/tasers? Especially on DW, that's an irrecoverable net loss to which you're forced to expend an ammo bag when you can run around willy nilly for ammo boxes

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>>136019203
>Want to use SMG's because they're fun as fuck and good against cloakers and dozers.
>Absolutely worthless against tazers and make them a death sentence

>>136017062
Dropbox, mega. How do you go about tweaking ammo pickup values in the firstplace? I'd like to have fun with the flamethrower but ammo is a shit

>>136019454
It takes me 5 shots for a dozer on the head and I have also a side gun a HE judge so pretty much I can remove the first plate and save a bullet also if I get a crit is pretty much 1 shot any special unit, I go full RNG with that but I dont see myself in a though spot, is how you handle any weapon honestly, of course there are better or alternative choices but if it works for the person using it and having no problems no need to change it unless overkill nerfs it to the ground.

>>136019612
I'll be uploading it in a few minutes and you can check it ou, its pretty intuitive and the modder guy was nice to write little instruction inside his files.

I've edited mine so that it pics up from 14-17 rounds but I believe 20-30 like an lmg would be more effective. I just don't use that shitty gun.

>>136019547
>I don't know how to click between full auto and single fire
master this. You should only be spraying when you specifically want to. Better ammo use, turns High Capacity mags into the Taser breaker

>>136019547
>Get tazed with a sniper in hand
>Is the end of the tazer
Everytime. Also use SIngle shot if you see you are going to get tazed or if you can rush to him so when he tazes you he eats all the bullets.

>>136019203
300 weapons have 12-15 ammo picukup, the battle raifus have 7-9 and poor aks and m16 that have only 4-5 save for the ak74 that has 8-10

>>136022690
I meant, without fully loaded. But aced, yes, you're right.

So, what is the most OP build currently?

>>136014164
>Calling people by their color is also good.
Wasn't the game bugged in that people could be different colors depending on who you ask? I remember only host was definite green with other players being any random color the game picked.

>>136022994
doesn't the perk deck already give you a fuckton of ammo pickup?

>>136023206
a different game. a good game.

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People say that the baby deagle is the best pistol in the game stat-wise but I find that the Matever .357/Meteba is far superior. Am I just wrong?

Ok I don't know if this is how you do it but here:
https://mega.nz/#fm/54Vi0ZCL

First of all, you can open the lua's and edit things to fit yourself. I left a few notes and "bases" for stats such as damage, ammo pool, pickup and whatnot. The modders also left a few notes themselves in it.
>changelog
>blaze rebalance
There's this mod called Blaze Rebalance, some furry man made it to adequate the game to his own idea of balance. I changed it to fit mine's.

-Everything weapon had 40 by default is left unchanged, all others have now 40 damage.
-Accuracy and stability is stupid high.
-Ammo is left unchaged save for shotguns.
-Ammo pickup is untouched on weapons that had a nice amount and buffed on others with low.
-Snipers and shotguns are stronk.
-Revolvers and the deagle now pierce shields(blaze idea, I like it).
-LMGs and battle rifles also pierce shields(his idea as well).
-and other shit, just download that mod to see the stats of weapons and check it out ingame or edit the lua thing

http://paydaymods.com/mods/138/MWS

Take into account though that I buffed shotgun ammo and pickup a lot. This means that to balance it out you should equip custom shells so the overal ammo and pickup rate is halved the fuck out to what it was... or close to what it was.

>Nailgun MKII
Made by that guy who wanted the nailgun to have a reach of 10 meters so it feels like it shoots nails.

-I left the nailgun as he made it with increased damage and speed.
-I increased the damage and speed of everything.
-The katana is super fast and the nova shank is super duper fast. Everything else is within an usable speed.
-I'm stupid so I made it so that you can 2 shot tanks on DW but somehow when charging your attack will have 7000 knockdown.

Enjoy using any melee you want.

>>136024960
I sound like a filthy slavshit in this post. I swear I have a decent knowledge of English grammar.

>>136024924
the regular deagle is the best pistol in the game, the only people who disagree are dodgefags and therefore irrelevant

>>136024960
>tanks
tans but you still get shot down anyways

>>136025219
But the mateba is better than the deagle.

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>see payday 2 promotion on steam
>visit store page
>negative reviews
>hit load more reviews
>all negative
>feel pretty good
>give them all a thumbs up
>come shitpost here

today was a good day I guess

>>136025219
aren't they always running with the ugliest goddamn akimbo deagles in the world? I would use it if didn't need that retarded barrel to be good

>>136025304
the mateba comes with a retarded awful meme heist

>>136025109
>SOKOL IS STILL HERE

>>136025304
>no silencer
>less ammo
>slower fire rate
>can't reach 100 acc

yeah no

>>136025453
>sokol says wolfie
>wolf says hey you

>>136025508
>No silencer
So?
>Less ammo
It's designed to kill enemies in 1 hit, 3 hits for dozers on DW. So yeah, git gud.
>Slower fire rate.
See less ammo
>Can't reach 100 acc
And yet is still more accurate than the deagle, functionally.

>>136025438
>not using the Mateba and the Buzzer because of Swedish techno viking.

get over yourself

>>136025629
>So?
no silent killer boost which pushes the deagle to the point where it can 2shot dozers on dw if you are good
>less ammo
deagle actually has less ammo pool but more per mag
>And yet is still more accurate than the deagle, functionally.
bullshit, no it isn't

>>136026261
3shot* typo

>>136026261
I've just started using the M308 if you want to do silent killer, better than any pistol is honestly.

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>tfw FINALLY got the last 2 dlc I was missing
Time to go Spike Spiegel on some motherfuckers

>>136026721
Goonmod

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>games on sale
>still have to buy the DLCs to get mileage out of it
>still remember the backlash that happened last
year over the microtransactions
Do I give in?

>>136026915
Yes

>>136026915
are on a mac that doens't let you use dlc unlocker? play with friends and use content you don't have.

play with puibs and use hwat you have, or host and cheat who cares srsly

come on download my hax

>>136026915
Exploit microtransactions to gather steamshekels, buy dlcs, everybody wins.

>>136024960
Link doesn't do anything for me, is this the dl link?

asdasdasd

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Ok second try, now on dropbox.
First of all, you can open the lua's and edit things to fit yourself. I left a few notes and "bases" for stats such as damage, ammo pool, pickup, penetration and whatnot. The original authors also left a few notes themselves in it.

GUNS
https://www.dropbox.com/s/o9cgowsxuqxdg2v/%5BEDITED%5D%20Blaze%20Rebalance.rar?dl=0
>changelog
>blaze rebalance
There's this mod called Blaze Rebalance, some furry man made it to adequate the game to his own idea of balance. I changed it to fit mine's.

-Every weapon which hit 40 by default is left unchanged, all others have now 40 dmg min.
-Accuracy and stability is stupid high.
-Ammo is left unchaged save for shotguns.
-Ammo pickup is untouched on weapons that had a nice amount and buffed on those with low.
-Snipers and shotguns are stronk.
-Revolvers and the deagle now pierce shields(blaze idea, I like it).
-LMGs and battle rifles also pierce shields(his idea as well).
-Specials all have sweet ammo pickup now.
-and other shit I recommend checking the lua and using the mod bellow

>More Weapon Stats(this one)
http://paydaymods.com/mods/138/MWS

Take into account though that I buffed shotgun ammo pool and pickup rate a lot. This means that to balance it out you should equip custom shells so the overal ammo and pickup rate is halved the fuck out to what it was... or close to what it was.

MELEE
https://www.dropbox.com/s/1beeuidc2lazjyh/%5BEDITED%20%5DNailgun%20MKII.rar?dl=0
>Nailgun MKII
Made by that guy who wanted the nailgun to have a reach of 10 meters so it feels like it shoots nails.

-I left the nailgun as he made it with my increased damage and speed.
-I increased the damage and speed of everything.
-The katana is super fast and the nova shank is super duper fast. Everything else is within an usable speed.
-Small things are really fast, one handed things are fast, two handed things are slightly less fast. All is very fast tho.

Enjoy using any melee and gun you want on any difficulty.

>>136026915
I play many other games where they charge for in game currency instead of selling DLC, and there is always grinding to do, the games always prefer to torture the player. It ruins the whole game. In payday 2, you can easily unlock everything and buy every weapon easy as pie, they focus on making the game fun, they do free weekends, they do free updates, the dlc goes on sale for like 84 cents each.

You guys are fucking babies.

This dev is fantastic and their business model is hella good. I paid 60 dollars for battlefield 3 and got thoroughly ripped off, I paid like 6 dollars for payday 2 and just raked in the fun. Hell I pay more for shitty indie games and kickstarters. I just paid like 12 bucks for half the dlc.

I think its fantastic that theyre selling colored weapons with minor stat boosts for tons of money. Im not going to buy them, because who gives a shit, it's a PVE GAME PEOPLE. Run throwing cards, revolvers and funnel of fun sniper rifles it doesnt fucking matter matter. If you think your modded ak with quad stocked magazines is too under powered then go play on normal mode you fucking casual.

>>136032481
Oh, and this will help you identify weapons and add new weapons as they are released. Just check back on the page or go ask for the ID on lastbullet if they don't update it.

I personally gave names to the less obvious things like the fucking glocks and some other guns. You should recognize them by the ammo pool and the category they're in.

http://wiki.lastbullet.net/Payday_2/Weapon_IDs

>>136032481
>LMG's pierce shields
>revolvers pierce shields
>buff everything

You are the human trash of this general for even posting this bullshit.

At least refrain from using the word 'balance' anywhere near this casual shitshow. Call it a trainer, or godmode like a normal person.

>Bain has come up with the plan B for your life whenever anything goes wrong

How screwed are you?

>>136032481
stop shilling your own mod, faggot

>>136033156
(you) ____

>>136033468
I doubt the 30 people browsing this general even play anymore.

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>>136033256
>That hoxton breakout stealth mod,

Screwed/10

>>136033803
>hosted a fun Cookoff earlier tonight on pub.
>actually enjoyed myself somehow despite it being both Cookoff and Pub.
jokes on you, faggot.

>>136033913
cookoff is great for getting hundreds of kills

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>>136033803
Yeah, for sure.

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>>136026721
Beagle a best pistol.

dead game
"toxic" community
cancerous shitposters

pull the plug overkill

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>Can't have inspire, silent killer/the professional, and swansong.
What's even the point of using the baby deagle when you can use the Mateba, inspire, and swansong? Baby deagle is only good with silent killer/the professional.

>>136036829
>Being this much of a shitter

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>>136036829
you can and it doesn't show up on the skill tree

>>136037140
>cheating

>>136037035
Swansong aced and inspire aced are the best skills in the game.

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>>136037270
you just can't do it

>>136037270
>swansong aced is good
>going down ever
get a load of this guy

The only reason I haven't uninstalled yet is Sydney.

Is there something wrong with me? I know the answer is yes.

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>>136036485
There might be some decent cosplay but you know it won't end well.

>>136038686
shit, meant for >>136038187

>>136038187
that ugly bbc bitch? yeah, you sound like a cuck

I personally still find the ocassional fun in this game so it remains in my library, I'm not a mexican/sudaca who can't afford a few extra terabytes

>streaming chunk
what do I do with this? I set it to 4000

>>136039291
>you sound like a cuck
>everyone on 4chan is white

memes

>>136039704
sorry I can't hear you over the black gentleman cum you just licked out of your wife's butt

>>136039656
Yeah, just leave it the way it is.

doesa ctivating the head bobbling makes you slower? I feel a lot slower with it active, as if I lose a few secondsa t the beginning of a sprint of the animation to start.

is there any way to make the voices louder without sacrificing sfx?

only dreams now

rare and total ammo best flammenwerfer modifications?

>>136043708
Yes, 938 ammo pool masterrace.

>>136036829

Use it with crits instead. Beagle excels at concealment.

Repeat after me guys: Grinder is not P2W.

>>136046092
dlcu2w

>>136041717
it's just a camera effect

why would it make you slower

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>using grinder with the flamethrower, hitting 4 units in one shot.

That shit should be illegal. Also grinder activating on killing civilians when ?

>>136038187
kill yourself

why does someone not have a chater tag even though he created a contract the doesn't own and hasa weapon a eas well?

>>136047685
>using the gayboi perk deck

>>136048469
That's impossible, you don't have the paid content, you get the bad goy tag. It's simple but never miss.

Your "cheater" must own the dlc or something.

>>136049380
Correct. You get a message every new level saying "X has cheated by creating an invalid contract" but he has no CHEATER tag above his nametag.

>>136049380
Checked his account, he has 3 games. 174hs in Payday 2 and was level VI-66. Maybe he owns all dlc.

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cute

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>>136049914
>1750 damage.

>>136050739
That's wrong actually. I only gave it +50 and it turns into 1750 in game.

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NEW ACHIEVEMENTS GUYS

>>136051065
Oooh I fell for that without thinking.

>being this tricky

man the new achievements suck so much, besides the birth of meme. the goat ones and the rest are awful and FUCK those meme masks one holy shit I'll never taint my steam account by unlocking those

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>>136051372
>he didn't have fun jumping against a ceiling for 10 seconds, smashing his keyboard like an autist

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>that feel when looking at all those bootleg versions of CSGO skins in the completely overkill pack collection

>>136051372
Post ID, get help from professionals, you know the drill.

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>Behind the gas station in Birth of Sky
>See 10 ~ 15 specials a minute jumping the wall
>Character preferences got reset again, rolled Bodhi as Wolf was taken
>Literally first time ever playing as Bodhi, listening to about 30 of his spot and kill lines a minute.
>This lasted nearly 4 straight minutes till apparently very occupied teammates finally connected the money pallet

Sweet jesus, Bodhi. Calm the fuck down. I see why most don't like him.

>>136054250
>I'LL GIVE YOU ALL GREAT STORIES FOR PARTY HERE.

I wish the chicano compact was good.

>>136056909
you can make it good all it takes is a few edits here and there ;)

>>136054250
Is that sarcasm implying he isn't very energetic is he is above Wofl's level of "ffs calm down"?

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>>136058367
Moar like he sounds stupid and loud.

>>135989543
Hopefully never.

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>>136060640
>inb4 it's delayed until summer like with the Golden grin casino with the devs pretending it was so awesome it needed to be for later.

>>136052517
>entirely different designs
>implying CS:GO invented the flying tiger decals
>only the names are similar
>literally nothing is similar
0/10

>>136054142
id/akillerbee

>>136062706
the legend of 28 downs lives

>>136063547
I played with someone who had 36 downs on a Rats OVK run.

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>>136064124
>>136064124
>mfw getting +20 downs on Hoxtolicious revenge.

grinder and open spaces just doesn't work at all.

>>136064336
it works with any spaces, you're just shit

>>135994320
i forgot tribe event existed

itch is coming back,havent been here since crimefest 2,what are some top tier builds&where can i find them?
also what are some good guns after gun rebalance?i heard deagle is the best

>>136036829
you can get sk basic at least, ~180 is good enough

>>136066617
>what are some top tier builds&where can i find them,

ICTV techforcer and Rogue Masterfug are your meta choices if you don't own the sokol character pack (replace rogue with grinder if you do).

>what are some good guns after gun rebalance?

Deagle is a good choice but so is the krinkov and many others. With the rebalance, more weapons hit the necessary breakpoints to be good on DW and Overkill.

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I hope this new Sharlto Jimmy heister is not this guy, because having ww2-soldier as heister would be retarded as fuck

>>136068051
See post >>136001213

DEAD GAME

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>>136068425
And? It tells nothins about heister's appearence. Here's Jimmy in his other clothes. I dunno whats up with this appearence changes, but in trailer he also shown wearing some kind of camo suit and hippie suit, i think.

>>136067925
>ICTV techforcer and Rogue Masterfug
all this new shit and that meta is still the same? good job ovk

>>136068665
well at least we're getting the real deal this time, not that fake ass keanu impersonator

>>136068931
>not that fake ass keanu impersonator

Fake ass Keanu does fine work at his job. Also Overshill couldn't afford the actual Keanu so it's really a learn to deal situation.

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>>136068931
As long as it's proper SA accent and not Sharlto trying to be hox 2.5.
Btw, when Sydney comes out there will be way too much "mate"-calling in the game, with Hox, Jimmy and Sydney all "mating" with each other
And gun looks way too similar to already existing SMG's, in my opinion

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>>136069545
>And gun looks way too similar to already existing SMG's, in my opinion,
>inb4 it's not a 80 damage, 1200 Rof smg that people will claim it's meta as fuck.

>almost all guides are outdated thanks to crimefest

fuck,where do i get gun guides now?

>>136071951
why would you need those?

>>136072121
because i forgot how to build guns and apparently my old guns are pretty bad after crimefest rebalance

>>136071951
Pretty much everything is viable now
Same damage breakpoints as before
Get your 40\80 gun and get as much acc\stability as you can

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>>136071951
Almost all guns have the same stats now, rules are simple:
If it's an AR or SMG, try to keep the accuracy above 80 and 90 for Stability. JP36, ( Clarion and the Commando are an exception since their accuracy will be trash anyway).
If you're using a shotgun, buff the damage to the limits with mods and enforcer's skills while keeping the accuracy to the lowest as possible.
Pistols: accuracy all the way, don't be afraid to use gunslinger aced with an IPSC compensator.
Snipers: more accuracy is fine although the ammo pool boost can be nice too. Stability is a myth for them anyway.

>Hey you, get on your YEAH

not even a block away

fuck me

I LEFT MY FAVORITE CASSETTE IN THE ESCAPE CAR

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Awesome, it's printing away nice and steady again!

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who /g o l d e n/ here

>>136079535
>skinmod before skins
it's actually one of my best guns.
Wish all the mods I stuck on it were also gold.
quadstacks mean never reloading

>>136079535
Midas touchfag here, guess that's as close as i'll ever get of a golden deagle.

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>>136079535
All night long

is this game playable without friends?

>>136082006
yes

>>136082006
pubbies can be decent but it depends on the degrees of responsabilities you give them: you can always count on a shitter to kill a bulldozer but they will ignore the thermal drill or the objectives for a few minutes before doing some sloppy fix.

>>136082006
You can solo pretty much everything, and with better bots\grinder\some other mods it's even easier to the point when even ultrashitter can solo everything

SHITTERS

Twitch as a Heister when?

>>136082006
dont expect to do deathwish for a while

>>136088502
I do DW with pubs all the time

>>136083378

>you can always count on a shitter to kill a dozer

Until he runs out of RPGs or Thanatos ammo. People new to DW freak out over skulldozers and RPG/snipe them from far away (often making a new one spawn just a few yards away) but don't know that black dozers are much more dangerous.

>>136088745
you gotta play it with people who are infamous i mean'
people who arent infamous yet are, for the most part, terrible at deathwish and leveling without friends takes a bit

>>136086209
CUBAN CRIMEWAVES

BYE BYE SHITTY SHIELD

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>>136091828
that taser just got destroyyyyed dude.

YEAH

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>>136012379
>>136013021
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- I Will Walk Faceless Among Men (kosugi_4)
- The Butcher Needs You! (butcher_4_jobs)

Keep those helmets flying ;)

>see PD2 on sale
>decide to play again after not touching it since it came out
>everything seems completely different

I don't understand shit but I think I still like it

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>>136095702
Yeah contrary to what steam forums say, game is not that ruined, just a lot more casual with less bullshit.

>9 days left until the release of the Hardcore henry dlc.

JUST

>>136098095
>less bullshit
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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How's that free week so far /pdg/ ?

>>136101001
>playing in pubs

>>136101001
>that clipping on the flamethrower

>>136101001
>Overkill

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>tfw seeing a level 30 shitter getting kicked for leaving another player to die in custody while he was right next to him with no threat at all to oppose from saving him.

>>136014274
Call me when you can justify supporting liars who make the game literally pay to win if you don't have the latest ebic dee el cee

>>136105367
>if you don't have the latest ebic dee el cee

Two words: M308 Rifle.

There, you just met your best bro for all kind of situations that will go full-auto or accept fully loaded aced just for you.

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reminder that this game is pay to win

you can't achieve this without paying out of your pocket

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>>136106449
>DMR kit
>ever

pay to lose more like

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>>136106449
>silent killer

>>136106449
>DMR kits,

No fully loaded aced, no video games.

>>136106356
Is that all ultra? What specs do you have

>>136106449
>216 dmg
for what porpoise

>>136106449

>DMR kit
>Silent Memer
>probably has Rifle skills from Technician too
>damage way over the last reasonably reachable breakpoint

The fucking Bronco is better with no skills and no DLC

>>136107425
wrong thread.

>>136106997
>>136106872
>>136106734
>>136107709
call me when you can make a weapon that one shots tans and has ammo to spare on dw ;)

>>136107885
Sure.

It's called the double barrel shotgun, retard.

>>136107885
Know it's unfair to summon OP weapons but the mosconi fill perfectly those requirements.

>>136108117
>>136108392
>Seriously implying to use a shotgun

Are you serious you fucking retard? Why would I use 2 shells at a time when I can tap 34?

>>136108583
Let me know if your rifle can kill more than one cop in one shot if you wanna get all technical about it ;)

>>136108976
>2 shots
>just two fucking shots
>have to be in close proximity to shoot multiple coppers
haha alright you BK

>>136108583
because with one barrel you can makes wonders faster, especially with Overkill basic and/or low blow that makes it insanely good.

>>136109251
>implying payday 2 isn't all about CQC

how else are you gonna grab those juicy ammo drops m8

>>136107885

>one shots tans on DW

The Bronco does, and without Gunslinger Aced

>>136109430
I still don't get why I would need a shotgun when the gun can do fine one tapping tans. I would only understand cloakers and tazers n shit but that's what the silenced deagle and judge is for.

>>136110041
You can always consider that with DMR, you can't afford to lose any bullets, especially with tasers that empty your mag in a blink.

Shotguns tend to be a lot more forgiving than DMR kits.

>>136110519
I mostly use my deagle which also one shots tans, and save the dmr for specials, unless its a tazer in cqc

update when

>>136113650
fuck off

>Join a Firestarter for the new pubs
>Carry everyone on Day 1 because they are too busy trying to survive while I move all the bags
>They finally move after the assault wave is gone
>Day 2 is literally cheese away
>The evidence room fucking empty
>Day 3
>Connection with the host has been lost

>Steam down

Can Dragon's Breath headshot?

>>136109928
> 6 rounds

>>136119431
It's no problem with 50% faster reload, it reloads pretty darn fast.

>>136106449
jesus christ you retard just use the fucking m308 at that point

fucking lol

>>136118791

No, it's why it's poo

Fun, but poo.

>>136119847
But is it still good with mosconi/jocelyn

>>136118791
No, but it got a rare chance of dealing double damage

>>136120001
How rare?

>>136106997
is that a reference to TRIBE?

>>136120086
No idea

>>136061005
>white chains
>short chains
>scrawny chains

so will the new chick be a qt with hair phyisics?

>>136101001
>meme mask

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>>136120878
Yes

why can't i stop playing this shitty game made by jews

why do i keep coming back to it

i fucking hate all of you

no escape

>>136124641
and an awful voice

>>136101001
>1271x699

How long has it been since you failed a heist? I think years in on my part. If the team is so bad I can't carry I just leave and it doesn't save as a failed heist.

>>136130387

Comfiest FPS around.

Also, playing video games against other people pisses me off too much these days

>>136130387
>Many weaponfus
>casual as all shit cooperative shoot em up
>provided you brought meta weapons you can carry anything
>not as many russian-br scum as l4d2 and csgo
>no vac
>you can cheat as much as you want
>can freely use dlc unlocker with the only downside being a temporary cheater tag
>the cheater tag doesn't even remain on your pd2stats or wathever
It's a very calm and casual game. I'm trying to reach 10.000 kills with every weapon(excluiding melee) and then I'll see if I quit or not.

I still really wish there was a mod that made cops shut up or turn them into robots.

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How to improve FPS? Sometimes mine drop from 100 to 40 on certain maps at random intervals.

I set my shadows to Very Low because I don't notice a fucking difference and it gives 30fps more.

No idea what the fuck the chunk is, I put in 1024 and notice no difference.

Depth of field so my iron sights blur and that's it.

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>>136136723
NO MICROPHONE
NO VIDEOGAME

>>136137271
thats tribe isn't he? i saw the video a few threads ago, he had that cuckoldry mask on.

>>136137254
My fps became fine when I set the proper resolution

For some reason, in many games, lowering the settings makes my computer lag and I have no clue why. They are less than medium too.

>blue cop 2 meters from me
>has shotgun
>fires
>misses
why
i felt so bad having to kill him liike that

>>136137461
Yes and despite him being a total shithead, he's really fucking hilarious to listen to

>>136137902
He's an ok speaker. I wouldn't have guessed he was from texas.

Has he went on from infamy 1 already? Or he still has 4050 hours and like 20 achievements?

>>136137254
Reducing the shadows help the most, literally saves you on Goat Heist

>new infamy released
>five more infamies
>we have a new meme number
>XXX
>kids dont even know what it means anymore
>overkill gets nobel prize for educating new generation on goys

>>136142027
>inb4 30-100

>>136145710
What was cod's infamy level? 80?

>>136145979
i thought it was 10

maybe that was just the last one i played, i literally wouldn't be surprised if they made it 80 to keep normies playing it all year

>>136146585
last one? I think im talking about mw3 or wathever my friends used to play in their cucksoles

>>136146793
last one i played was CoD 4

aka the last one that was actually fun

i lied, that was WaW zombies, that was fun. Five in blops was fun too

>>136136723
>temporary cheater tag
>temporary
What? Does it go away after a while now?

>>136147475
A while? It was never permanent. The moment a mission finishes. Quit, unequip items you don't own. Join again. Bam, tag is gone.

>>136147684
do you even have to go that far? i think it's per-lobby. your client doesn't flag itself and annouce afaik. pd2stats's cheater tag uses different checks than in-game

So I just started playing again since its free week and my friend wants to try it out. Why the fuck do my pistols still have more damage than my rifles?

>>136149720
>per-lobby
I don't think I follow. You mean
>be in lobby with unlocked item
>have tag
>equip something you own
>mission starts
>tag is gone
Something like that?

>>136149720
>your client doesn't flag itself and annouce
No. You never see it, but you know since you've seen other players with it.

I have experienced times when the tag doesn't appear yet the game tells you the person is using an invalid item. Namely skins.

We ded

So, aside from Gage's collection, random cards and cheating, there's no way to buy/unlock mods for weapons? It's still taking for-fucking-ever to get a decent scope for my weapons, I want more zoom than ironsight.

>>136153492
side jobs :^)

>>136153492
Goonmod, you buy the mods for free, and you keep them even if you remove the mod

Or, be a faggot and do the sidejobs and use the offshore shop

>>136153642
Won't that trigger the Cheater tag, though?

>>136154136
nope. the gage coins are considered fairplay. If Overkill was going to tag them as cheating, they'd have done so by now.

>>136154389
Alright, I'll have to look into how to use it, in that case. I gave it a very brief look and seemed really complicated, but that might be overrating it as well.

>>136154832
install goonmod. That's it.
From then on, whenever you get a full set of gage courier packages, instead of it doing nothing, it gives you a coin.
You can exchange these coins for unlocks that aren't locked by achievements. Just select the thing you want to unlock and the option will appear, along with the "preview weapon with mod" option.
1 coin per weapon mod, mask color or mask pattern
3 coins per mask
5 coins to unlock one of the statboost weapon mods.

>>136152936
We wuz infamous.

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308th for the pickle guy

>>136155263
you have to go to mod options and enable extended interface and gage mod shop (not sure if those were the exact names) before you'll get any gagecoins tho

>join big banque lobby
>fucking sound doesn't work for whatever reason
>can only hear music playing and armor break sound effect
>feels like the trailer for the heist
That was actually pretty fun

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>>136163878
>big banque

>Pick up Payday 2 for me and my wife's son
>Stealth run some crappy small bank
>I type "there's 3 cams"
>Suddenly my character spontaneously throws a grenade
>Stealth ruined
JUST

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>>136166361
>mfw someone decide to be tricky to shoot through the security door with a AP slug silenced judge, killing the cam operator inside without being able to answer his pager thanks of the door still being closed.

Is there all pistols ammo pickup list?

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>>136169495
No and never

>>136169495
eh? to edit them or to check them? use More Weapon Statistics

it shows the full number though, so you can't know what the "virgin" number is if you already haveall perk decks maxed out for example.

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>players will be soon able to dominate cops without needing the dominator skill

feels good man

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Next heists will be for the Locke contractor, fucking called it

>>136174576
makes sense. Copley's South African.

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>>136106449
>reminder that this game is pay to win
>Still believing this in 2016
You don't need a gun that like to be successful in game. Also the dlc that make your life easier are for literal pennies right now. Shut up and give your dad some quarters already.

>>136174908
>people needing dlc weapons when they already have the judge and M308 to kill everything on sight.

Top kek.

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>using grinder with hostage taker aced,

Has science finally gone too far ?

>I recognize it was you, but where is my fooking mask ?

>>136177672
>hostage taker aced

>>136179457
Hostage Taker Aced is a fun a time.

Turns the game into "Camp the hostage" but damn, that regen was sweet before Muscle and Grinder's health regen was ever a thing.

>>136179543
>camp the hostage
Just hide the hostage somewhere where the cops won't find it and you will have that bonus forever.

>>136180780
Is that even possible? Every place a hostage can path to, a cop can do so too. Not to mention the dominated cops too.

Unless there are unreachable spots on every map like sentry glitch spots, I doubt it's possible to just leave a hostage somewhere indefinitely.

Certain spots do exist like the upper floor tan-sniper balconies inside the vault area in Big Bank but that requires dominating all three at once and I doubt every map has such a feature.

>>136181050
From what I've noticed cops only free civilians/cops they can see. So if you would hide civilians behind the tellers on FWB then they should never find them. Or hide civilian heads inside a wall tend to do the trick as well.

>>136181157
Putting civs behind the teller wall in FWB is an intentional feature. Cops are programmed to not go back there.

I've done that plenty of times (as host or otherwise) and it never worked. Seen plenty of cops set them free.

Anyone else wondering how busting a hole in someone's house in Counterfeit is a tactical idea? There's an open door and back yard entrance right next to that hole they made.

So far, me and my buddy just go with the idea that the driver got a rage boner from the thought of people counterfeiting money, so he crashed the van in anger.

>>136182194
Well breach tactics of blowing up walls and doors and immediately charging in do work in real life. Shock and awe and all that. Even if the enemy is expecting you to bust down the door and charge in, an explosive charge can give you a tactical advantage as you charge in because the bad guys who were pointing their guns at the door were knocked back from the shock and will lose precious seconds in the ensuing shoot-out.


The problem is that this doesn't work on the Payday gang.

>>136182561
A lot of the times I just see the cops slowly get out of the van and take the backyard door anyways, or the gang is just chilling in the basement, but who am I to question the AI when they do a pretty bitchin' thing like that?

Say they add another new enemy that specializes in grenade launchers with a spawn rate lower than the Bulldozer and health of roughly a Taser.

How hard will the meta change?