/pdg/ Payday the Heist and Payday 2 General

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First for 3 detection risk being mandatory for stealth jobs.

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>getting cuffed through windows,

JUST

yeh

4th for Vlad doing funny goat voices.

>>135573850
YEAH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTk4nI25890

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As much as 80-84 accuracy is the minimum for Assault rifles to be good, what is the minimum stability required to not break your arms ?

Is this the general with the dank memes ?

>>135570732
>firestarter stealth bonus
This brings me back to the good ol' days of pre-Hoxout.

>>135577269
Does it matter? You only need a couple shots a head to kill cops.

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>>135481891
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Hot Lava 2.0 (bob_8)
- Target Practice: Shotgun (shotgun_100_kills)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

>>135581871
>implying spread doesn't make a difference,

Claironfag detected

>>135583523
All my ARs are Auto-Fire and always have been. Stability was never a concern for me unless perfectly 18-25 was achievable back then. It's autofire, stability stops mattering if you don't just fast-click or double-tap on heads because you're spraying shit all over the place.

As far as I can tell, 60 stability and up is good enough. I've never seen my Accuracy-optimised ARs go lower. We can bring Tasers into consideration but even if you have a barf-inducing DMR kit'd AR, it's still the same result when you're Tasered.

13th for Mosconi being OP as fuck.

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More /K/ masks when ?

>>135580542
Don't act dumb

>>135587405
More poetry jams when?

I used to play this game with my friends but we stopped for like 9 months
I plan on installing the dlc unlocker and having some fun with friends again
what maps should we play?

>>135588192
Goat Sim has the highest chance of crashing, by far. Be wary of that.

All the other new maps are fine loud.

>>135577269
It probably comes down to the gun. A Galil with under 90acc has an insane kick that makes it as hard two consecutive headshots as it would with a 60acc SG552 at long range.

>>135583972
Can you mark tazers when being tased with auto fire? I've been using LMGs and it seems that the moment I'm tased im done for. I can't mark them to get saved and it is impossible to get the burst to them. Since it takes too long to switch to a secondary I usually have 100 wasted bullets the moment a taser drops from the skyline.

>>135588192
doint

>>135588760
Yes. You can't mark them because you're not aiming at their head the exact moment you try to press F and also maybe some other unit is blocking you.

For example, if there are two tans in front of man, I will be yelling at them to drop instead of highlighting the Taser because their heads are closer and also in my face.

Sucks that it doesn't prioritise Tasers but that's how life with OVK is.

>>135588853
Then it is the lmgs fault. Maybe since they're "offperk" weapons.

I don't believe you can intimidate while being tased btw.

>>135588192
Play Birth of the sky first, some of its feature can be surprising for the first time.

After, go for the remakes of the heists from the first game.

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>payday will never be great again

>>135589881
>Implying it ever was.
Payday went from a mediocre hoard shooter with great music and a lot of potential to a mediocre hoard shooter with usually good music and no potential.

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>>135589836
>>135588280
thanks but I cant really make the script thing work and its making me go bananas

>>135590186
>being too stupid to get a script running.
What is wrong with you boy

>>135590186
Try commenting out the other keybindings and persist script lines and turn outputmode to 3
Run payday, hit the 0x70 key
Check console

>>135590186
just download the stand alone blt in "mods and lua" it should be a short link.

>>135589130
You get what I meant. Not that you're dominating cops, you're trying to yell at the tans and not the Taser.

I still don't know what you mean by LMG's fault. I don't have problems highlighting Tasers with Auto-Fire ARs.

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>>135590598
>>135590352
doesn't work :(
>>135590317
>making fun of others because they arent nerds

>>135590975
>Not making fun of others for not knowing how to copy and paste.

>>135590975
Do you even have blt installed?

>>135591402
you can see he has the iphlapi, he's just stupid. don't let him be a bad goy he doens't deserve it

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I fugged u taser :DDD

>>135589881
Hey fuck you, the content was little to nothing back in 2013. Wanna taste all its greatness, go back to the PS3 version. No even better, go check the free demo, now you'll see what is hell.

>>135592338
(you)

>>135591895
Fuck you ninja cop !

Which would be better for the Hardcore Harry crossover:
Diamond Heist Jimmy or Stalker Jimmy?

>>135596135
it doesn't matter, he'll be voiced by the deliver guy who brings the starbucks

>>135596135
Dunno but it wouldn't be surprising we get the youngest one although i would be fine with the old guy.

>>135594203
LITTLE BITCH SHIELD

>>135594203
>>135596454
This was supposed to be about the gay comments, not about anons being retards.

>>135596510
what gay comments

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>>135596510
Sokolposting is only for saturdays, fridays are more Wick and Houstonposting.

Part 2 of Captain winter and Garret when ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXkX1QHl_KE

>>135597989
sokolposting is once in every thread

>>135598321
I'm pretty sad that Garrett is fucking useless as an enemy.

Just stands outside by our spawn like an idiot.
Gets blown up then runs off again.

What's the point.

>>135600350
He's not there for fighting, he's there to command.
When he's on the field he makes enemies tankier, do more damage, and improves their AI

>use dead presidents aced as a saw guy,
>that feel when shitters just wait in front of the deposit boxes and ATM to take those before me.

Fuck pubbies.

>>135600937
Sad thing is that they probably have Dead Presidents Aced too.

>>135600896
People keep saying "improved AI" but isn't it just basically "less time between pathing waypoints"?

>>135602068
>implying that framing the senator for hacking isn't a good plan B.

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>>135600937
>tfw they stand right on you and you cant see what you're sawing

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ffs if you use hack, don't be like these guys
>inb4 donacdum

Hey guys what if, i mean, what if the Jimmy's perk deck end up being grinder for heavy armor users ?

>>135602272
Hate to break it to ya, Noodle, but deleting your post won't help much in an era of autorefresh.

>>135602370
The day the CTV's existence is validated is the day everyone quits the game.

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>>135602272
>Hoxhud

>>135602272
I wished you hide the Haxhud features instead of the names.

Also Donacdum

>>135602272
No point deleting the first screenshot since your resolution is so fucked your name is illegible you hoxhud sack of shit.
>>>/g/ofuckyourself

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Update today heisters, get hype ;)

>>135602043
from what I heard, shields try to stay in front of groups, cloakers actually stay with a group of units and don't fuck off on their own, and regular units will try to flank your team from different directions.

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>Want to stealth Alesso,
>cams guy is located in the main hall,

Just fuck everything.

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>>135603193
>want to stealth big banque
>vault room door is upstairs, computer to hack is upstairs, security room is downstairs, keycard in manager safe
JUST

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65th for the steam forums and its wonders.

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>tfw playing mosconi/china puff grinder masterforcer with kilmer aced

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>try to play PD:TH
>can't connect to a single server
>try to play PD2
>it's shit

>>135603961
>that feel when playing Flamethrower/Krinkov ICTV Techforcer,

Literally unstoppable

>>135603441
Vault room door being upstairs is actually better.

Because then if the timelock doors are also upstairs, getting back and forth from the vault is an easy straight line along the side corridors that you can use to dodge the guards.

Downstairs vault door is the worse of the two options.

I usually just restart until I get 2nd floor timelock, and upstairs manager-side vault doors.

>>135592338
>demo has less content than the full game
noooooo waaaaaaaayyyy

GET THE FUCK UP

I NEED A MEDIC BAG OR IT'S OVER

ded

Stop dying.

I mean it.

>>135602272
Yooooooooooooooo

we should coast home in dis

happen

http://steamcommunity.com/games/218620/announcements/detail/857180519126306770
shit is happening

>>135605606
donac dum

http://media.overkillsoftware.com/2016/03/mastermind.pdf
New mastermind skill tree mofos

>>135618535
>stockholm syndrome is kinda good now

>>135618535
sharpshooter tree looks kinda useless

Did i read it wrong or you can have 2 doctor bags with 6 charges each?

>>135619051
I read it as that too, that is, as they say, Overkill

>>135619051
No, retard.

That was the same skill as before.

>>135618535
>sprint reloads down at tier 2

nice

>>135619369
Standart doctor bag gives you 2 charges, aced combat doctor gives you 2 doctor bags with 4 charges each, aced partners in crime also give you 2 extras charges, so we should have 2 doctors bag with 6 charges each no?

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>>135618535
Here's a raster of the PDF for the lazy people and the paranoid people.

>>135619369
No, it wasn't.
>http://payday.wikia.com/wiki/Doctor_bag_%28Payday_2%29
>(4 uses total for each bag)

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>>135619369

>105 points only

>>135618535
Where the fuck did the pistol skills go?

>>135619897
Most likely fugitive, so we have mastermind as pure healer support and fugitive as pure dps?

>>135619897
Might have moved to fugi

>>135619728
Don't you know Overkill? It's an obvious Ctrl-C Ctrl-V mistake by them.

>>135619897
Skills moved out of the Mastermind skill tree into another skill tree:
Equilibrium
Aced spotter
Gunslinger
Pistol messiah
Aced Control Freak
Kilmer

Skills that have been merged with each other:
Dominator and Joker
Endurance and Aced Kilmer

>>135620027
>>135620073
That makes more sense, since fugitive also ties in with akimbo.

>Hitting 6 headshots in a row will refund
1 bullet to your used weapon. Can only
be triggered by SMG, Assault rifle and
Snipers fired in single shot.

Is this the new Stockholm Syndrome/Dardevil/Moving Target/Dead Presidents ?

>>135620432
what?

time to guess
what would the new tech tree be like?

>>135620576
Maybe useful

>>135620568
6 headshots in a row, get only 1 bullet back, sounds like shit

>>135620576
hopefully sentries will be a bit more worth it, since skills are a bit more condensed and cheaper

>>135620576
One tree is sentrys, one is tripmines/shaped charges last one is drills

>>135620762
yea

it should just be a % chance not to consume your ammo or something

>>135619662
'the fuck is a "raster"?

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>>135619662
>>135620432
Conclusion: Sharpshooter subtree is *completely* worthless.

>>135619740
104. Only 4 Infamies give an extra skill point.

>>135620230
Dominator becoming an innate passive like PD:TH, not that it merged with Joker.

>>135620027
ugh

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>>135618535
...What did they do to my Ghostfu

>>135620027
>>135620073
well, fuck. time to be a filthy dodge user I guess

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Post of the new subtree system.

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>>135621869
>82 points spent on Mastermind
You mean I'm not gonna be able to afford the top tier of two trees? But why?

>>135621714
Be an even filthier grinder and dodge user like me

>>135621869
so this basically makes it nigh impossible to make "crossbuilds" such as a masterforcer?

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>http://steamcommunity.com/games/218620/announcements/detail/857180519126306770
>reducing the number of skill points
This is bullshit. Skill points were already not enough in the current incarnation.
Fucking Overkill, I swear.

>>135622080
Somehow i think everyone will have 3 skilltress to the top and some other loose skills

>>135622348
Has the amount of spendable points been increased? Or the number of points it takes to climb up a tree lowered? I didn't pay much attention to that picture but I think it implies that the more skills you unlock whitin a skill tree, the less points it takes to climb any tree within that "class".

>>135622328
But on the other hand, acing the top tiers and third tiers cost less than before.

I don't really know yet, but that could mean more points saved than spent. Or we could just have less points and less saved. I'm not a math... guy.

>>135622034
Every Aced tier 4 skill will cost you 28 points.

So if you want just Inspire Aced and med bags, you spend exactly 28. If you want Hostage Taker Aced, that's an extra 28.

>>135622080
If anything, it means triple-tree skill builds might be viable. Like Inspire Techforcer.

There are 104 skill points. That means you can hit three Aced tier 4 skills with 20 points to spare. Depends on how the other trees look.

>>135622598
It's basically 12 skill trees now. Points spent on one subtree won't contribute to unlocking higher tiers in other subtrees.

>>135619662
>medic is best of both worlds
>controller is weird but stockholm syndrome is good now
>sharpshooter is kind of a mixed bag

>>135622328
>"ha, this game is way too easy"
>overkill makes some skill tree changes so people won't be overly powerful with tons of top tier skills anymore
>"FUCKING OVERKILL, REEEEEEE"

Fucking casuals, I swear

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I wish Infamy wasn't a thing and you could achieve everything, I don't feel like I'm doing any progress when all of my upgrades get reset.
Pic unrelated.

>>135621093
Not sure if you've earned this you, my mentally damaged frog poster. But I believe "single fire mode" simply means that you switch from full auto to single fire, which is what you should be doing anyways. Only going full auto to take down specials. Unless you are muh meta who decides to use inferior weapons that need every bit of damage to reach a breakpoint.

>>135622816
4 skill points isn't really going to make that much of a difference.

>>135622978
Yeah, for a shitter.

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>>135622683
>too easy
Go check out the skills before perks and Fugitive were introduced. Enough skill points to make useful builds.
>overkill makes some skill tree changes so people won't be overly powerful with tons of top tier skills anymore
[Citation needed]
[[CITATION NEEDED SO FUCKING HARD]]
If anything, Overkill said that one of the problems with skill trees were that there were too many skills that were never used.
There were 120 skill points before and after perks/fugitive. With skill points not increased, it's no wonder many skills were never used.
>casuals
Nice buzzword.

So is fugitive gonna get something to replace first aid kits? Or is it just gonna have a "stealth" subtree focusing on bodybags(unless they go to ghost?) Maybe they'll all have a subtree for deployables like mastermind

regardless, I'm happy its likely getting the pistol skills to complement akimbo

>>135623284
fugitive is going to be full of dodge and pistols.

>>135623284
Well it's like...Akimbo/Pistol tree, Dodge tree, and...stelf? But they could be moving that to Ghost so I dunno. If Counter-Strike stays in the game, would it stay in Fugitive or in some other tree with a melee subtree?

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>>135622818
OR they add DMRs in Gage+Butcher cripple milf pack! Just think about it!
Kel-Tec RFB
MK11
SKS
SVD
QBU-88
M9 EMR(looks like a tacticool M14)
HK417(you now you like this sexy meme weapon)

>>135623139
>le he didn't finish rats with suits no skills no buttplug etc etc comment XdDDD

>>135622674
I'm bad at math. I meant 15. 5*3 = 15, not 12.

>>135623590
PREDICTIONS TIME

Enforcer:
- Shotgun tree (Tier 4 Overkill)
- Armour tree (Tier 4 Bulletproof, ICTV, threat)
- Saw tree (Tier 4 Carbon Blades ;), ammo, maybe mag plus)

Technician:
- Sentry tree
- Drill tree
- C4 tree

Ghost:
- ECM tree
- Suppressor tree
- Stelf? tree

Fugitive:
- Akimbo/Pistol tree
- Dodge tree
- Melee tree

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>>135623869
and obviously more break action rifles and bolt action ww1+ww2 ones and skills to make them fire like a motherfucker

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So i passed out for the last hours, what's this big announcement about the skills ? New meta or the old dream of Goldfarb finally went true ?

>>135624083
I wish the saw would go over to Technician. Having Tech be the "How do you want to complete the objective" class would work really well with this new set up. You dip into it for one tree and that's that, job done.

>>135624829
yeah and repalce it with more ammo for shotguns and snipers, even if at the expense of speed. seriously if you can carry 300 rounds of 5,56x45 you should be able to carry more than fucking 30 rounds of 7,62R.

>>135625125
The Mosin actually has 25(+5) without fully loaded... so I guess it was 30 all along.

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>>135619662
>sharpshooter in MM skilltree,

Wat ?

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>>135625494
A mastermind is all about surgical precision and effectiveness.

On a side note, railguns a when.

>im using these mods!
is this something the game does or the mod do?

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>>135627240
The mod do

>>135621869
You HAVE to ace the T1 skill.
You HAVE to ace a T2 skill.
Then you HAVE to ace another skill to get to the top.

This is not a tree, this is a stick. Just when I thought it can't get any worse after the unbalance fiasco. Who the fuck is responsible for this?

>>135627630
go bask to your intrincate pedo moba faggot

>>135627797
Is that even a sentence?

>>135628294
May you please head back to your massive online japanese roleplaying game which most likely features a very complex skill system, oh, honorable sir who enjoys the sight of underage individuals in skimpy attire?

the m14 thing without the jaeger body is so fucking ugly holy shit

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>>135618535
>You can relaod your weapon while sprinting.
>relaod

do you take a look at people's ammo? I just played with this guy using a m308 that had around 300 rounds in reserve

>>135629146
Tell me about it, used it for forever before side jobs came out and let me get the jeager drop

Didn't use to have a scope mount either, looked even dumber

>>135630538
>enemy gains
>they finally get stronger

so did you ever play with the butt blased cheater anon?

how the hell do you use the scope on the mauser? you nigger aim it?

>you must pay someone to unfold your mp7 stock
now wonder they attatch all those retarded things to their guns

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>>135631309
If you mean the Buu guy yeah once. I manage to not get kicked by his ridiculous high requirements.

>am gunna miss tassing roscoe's salad
>maybe we could break him out too
what did he mean by this?

>>135633337
no, that recent one

>>135631505
Just remember the star wars blaster.

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>people who do sidejobs instead of cheating in whatever htey want

>>135641331
Muh anonymous reddit mask.

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Best pistol incoming.

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>>135630538
>Your snap to zoom is 100% faste with all wepaons.
>wepaons

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>>135625743
>that titan dozer picture.

I bet all the pretiness in clover's face went to her cunt.

>Still no update

>>135619662
hol up, stockholm syndrome is useful now?

>when the host and his friend begin taking about their children
goddamn

>have counter strike
>cloacker attacks
>charge melee
>get downed
mm

>>135647981
Got it ACED?

do you join people with autisitc reddit names? I usually try not to and if I have to I leav as soon as possible

>>135648318
yes, I've using it recently but it doesn't work with the latest melee weapons namely the bolt cutter and the nailgun

>1100hs, probably half of it actually playing
>join pub overkill
>host has lgbto mod and is infamy 6
>at least 5 minutes pass
>he stands still
>"niec infamy hack"
>kicked
I wonder what went through his head.

>>135624083
Technician is getting Automatic weapon skills so I'm guessing that drill and C4 skills will be together.

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what did he mean by this? was going from 24 to 25 a terrible mistake?

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DEAD

mfw
https://youtu.be/jdug6yHJB40

where are the animes and pedos

>>135655642
fuck u kid lol

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heist where you drive a tank when
1 drives and has coaxial lmg
1 uses canon
2 use hmgs on top

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Started playing this game with a friend, we're both starting out, probably only investing 50-80h into the game. Are there any set builds we can follow? Since there's a fee for setting skills or swapping things around, I'd like to get it at least somewhat decent without burning my money on it. The weapon-mods having to be unlocked on a RNG-basis seems a bit uncomfortable, since you can't orient on a certain set of equipment you like. We're both playing without any big DLC's, except for Wolfpack on mine.

tl;dr: Am newshit, what build, is there a build site, spoonfeed info that isn't in the skilltree guide or mechanics guide.

good acc for ashotguns? 50?

>>135656874
I don't know what a filthy sub level 5 should be doing. Probably a dodge build. Do side jobs to get mods. Or jsut hack like me :)

>>135656874
> Are there any set builds we can follow?
Inspire, drill skills. Also stop being a faggot and read skill guide in OP, blue-tinted mobility\utility\speed skills are pretty much all you need. Just slap some regen deck on top of it and you're good to go.
>Since there's a fee for setting skills or swapping things around
You get some money refunded when you reset skill tree, also there is not much to spend money on anyway
>having to be unlocked on a RNG-basis seems a bit uncomfortable,
gagecoins mod
>nce you can't orient on a certain set of equipment you like
sidejobs
>We're both playing without any big DLC's
Why? They are dirt cheap on sales and you can use DLC unlocker.

>>135657241
I'm already at lv30 and 1mil, though. I just want some pointers, I don't want to risk my Steam account doing stupid shit if I'm not planning to overinvest into the game.

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>>135656874
get Muscle perk deck even if you dont like armor, 80% health will help you until you can have infamy 5 and make a good shitter build

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>>135657524
Get DLC Unlocker and see what dlc you consider not to be complete shit. The cheater tag vanishes after the game session ends, it does not remain in your "payday account". The game doesn't have VAC or any form of anti cheat that can fuck your profile.

DOn't listen to almir above me, get the dlc's when theyre 0.90$ or don't ge tthem, they're all trash even the fun ones. Or just use the unlocker as I said. Goy coins are good though, I have a bunch. And it gives the courier packages meaning again.

>Every Friday, including today, for five weeks we will present one of our reworked Skill Trees.
Holy shit, 5 weeks? Really? And open beta after that? So we gonna have new skill trees in, like, 2 months.
Also i hope this doesn't mean that for the next 5 weeks the only content we gonna get is those skilltree updates

>>135657524
>lv30
I meant infamy. Once you reach infamy 5 you have "more" points to spend on the skill trees which means you can unlock more skills.

>>135658095
>And it gives the courier packages meaning again.
>not changing all gageshop coins costs to 0

>you can sonic with a converted enemy
huh thats new

>>135658095
>>135657587
>>135658260
>>135657489
Alright. Very much appreciated. I'll have to see if doing the Unlocker for the DLC is worthwhile, since my friend is being stingy about getting auto-kicked from lobbies for being a cheater on top of getting kicked for being new. Thanks for your time.

>>135659562
You gonna get kicked from pretty much all the lobbies anyway, newfriend. Just host your own games.

DEAD GAME

>>135660906
I'M STILL WAITING FOR MY FUCKING UPDATE

>>135661123
What update?

what's the ammo pickup in numbers WITH fully loaded aced for weapons? in example the ak probably has like 2-3 right? or is it more?

>>135619662
>Up to a total of 12 charges of Medic Bag
holy shit
Usually we only need to use 1 or 2 charges between friends or a coordinated team, but holy fuck maybe pubs can be carried a little easier now.

Assuming they don't munch the fuck out of the charges because 'you have lots left'

>>135622328
I cringed seeing that too, but do realise, at the moment Inspire Ace costs 52 points, or 48 if you are MM infamous. With the rework, it'll cost only 28 points. We'll have to see what fuckery is in the other trees yet.

>infamy adds 4 more points
So infamy 6-25 is still worthless

>people with their nationality on their nick

>>135664192
At XXV you have literally 100 points

DROP DE DON

chains and clover say many rude things

crawiling in my ictv

>people using the withc docto mask
now that brings memories

any way to command my minion to cover one location so he won't die and I can have that sweet extra speed forever?

this game is fucking shit why do I keep playing it

>you will never hear wolf whisper clover, yell bodhi, say wick, imply jiro etc
any change he will get his brother's dick out of his mouth and start sucking overkill again?

That moment when the PD2 Bundle Modder tool fucks up your backups.

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>>135583342
Hello heisters! New sides jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Build A Raft Of Shields (any_25_shield_kills)
- Hector Begs You For Mercy (hector_4_jobs)

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

>level xiv-99 subhuman tries to down your masterforcer with his limp m79

I hope this thread dies in a few hours and I never boot up the game agian.

>that moment when you have over 2000 kills with every fire arm
what do I do now, besides playing a game that isn't complete trash

Bop

Ded

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>http://www.ebay.com/itm/331802021538

Nice one guys.

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>>135675626
toying with skin now and meeting shitters.

PATCH NOTES:
NEW HEISTER: OMAR LITTLE Joins the crew, bringing with him a new deck, STICK UP MAN. Ammo and health buffs from carrying lootbags!
NEW MASKS: Plumber, Other Plumber, Princess Portabella and Dragon-Turtle
Doing the Monthly heist is now guaranteed to drop a random drill. Buy all our playsets and toys.

NEW HEISTS: Marketplace
It's actually the same map as Shadow Raid, but the guards are all swarthy looking and every loot object is replaced by an artifact. Bain told you he could unload them in Marrakech.
NEW ENEMY TYPES: Thug Elites: Mobsters don't call 911 anymore.
3 NEW TRACKS BY SIMON VIKLUND. 1 BY ALESSO. He's holding our children hostage. Please just pretend he's a real rock star.
FIXES:
Civilians now shit their pants upon death as they should.
Captain Winters new haircut no longer fails to clip through his shield. Note the hair does not take HP damage.
The radio in the Longfellow works now.
in Goat Simulator, Vlad formerly spelled out "goat" G O T. This has been corrected.
AI partners will now just abandon all pretenses of being helpful when a turret is present, throw up their hands in defeat and get shot to death.
Bodhi is replaced by a Border Collie wearing a bandana, also named Bodhi.
Cloaker jumpkicks that miss will now cause a game crash. This works as intended.

Let us know what you think of these updates!

>>135675626
Hunt down NGBTO users to extinction.
>>135682994
>in Goat Simulator, Vlad formerly spelled out "goat" G O T. This has been corrected.
Into the fucking trash.

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>>135682994
>every loot object is replaced by an artifact.

Go away please.

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>>135644560
No, it went all in her voice.

>>135674024
That moment it takes a lightyear to install OST replacer

>>135687791
that moment when your street sweeper finally reach 80 damage.

>>135688418
That build is waste of points, dude.

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>Join kick disabled lobby.
>You have been kicked.

>>135682758
>two zero rep accounts bumping up the price
Totally legit ;)

>that moment when some asshole joins your game you forgot to set friends-only and instantly throws Stealth.
why would anyone EVER want to do Bomb Heist Dockyard loud? Why are you showing up in heavy gear?

>>135689046
Why would anyone want to fucking do Dockyard stealth?

Dockyard loud is so much fun. Start at one warehouse, then move to the next warehouse, then zipline across the water to the boat and win.

It's such a great loud DW.

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>>135689168
>implying the moment you reach the boat in stealth and chill isn't the best part

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>2016,
>still no legendary Izhma 12G skin,

why even live ?

>>135693418
Nobody uses the Saiga though.

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>>135693459
>he doesn't down the beauty of the Saiga with all the enforcer's skills, Overkill basic and Low blow aced

Tricky/10

>>135695981
I stare at enough Saigas while Blackdozers chase me. It's not really a great gun even with -forcer builds.

>>135695981
>He doesn't know the stupidity of designing your entire build to make a shitty gun mediocre

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>>135696359
>75% damage bonus + 30% of critical hits,
>mediocre,

Just o back to your meta mosconi builds.

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Every single time.

>>135698656
http://forums.lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=14734

All the time.

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>that feel when playing The Diamond DW loud with the Roller Mobster mod.

Couldn't be better.

I NEED A MEDIC BAG

So why haven't you opened your goat safe already ?

>>135647981
buzzer

>>135650760
>join pub overkill
>host has ngbto
>ngbto stands for newbies go back to overkill

>>135702543
I guess he followed his own advice.

>join game
>ngbto 300 hours
>host has 160

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>using NGBTO

Come on, where's the trust ?

>mastermind is medic, hostage taker, rifleman
>enforcer is armor, shotguns, melee
>technician is drills, saw, C4
>ghost is ECM, stealth, silencers
>fugitive is dodge, pistols, pistols akimbo
How correct do you think this is?

>>135703278
Old trees are gone.

>>135703278
You forgot the microtransactions tree.

>>135703278

I'd say the saw will still stay in enforcer.

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http://forums.lastbullet.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=15690
249th for pills

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>>135703278
>not dodge for ghost,

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I have some shitter questions, /pdg/

1 - is akimbo shit?
2 - are shotguns nerfed?
3 - what are the best primaries and secondaries for a muscle techforcer?
4 - is grinder viable on DW or should I stick to rogue?
5 - what is the consensus on swan song? Waste of points or great?

>>135682994
>Cloaker jumpkicks that miss will now cause a game crash. This works as intended.
i-is that true?

I haven't played since the great crimefest shitstorm but i'm starting to kinda miss heisting. Are the guns still fucked?

>>135705546
>1 - is akimbo shit?
Yes they always were
>2 - are shotguns nerfed?
Yes
>3 - what are the best primaries and secondaries for a muscle techforcer?
Probably some DMR and HE Judge
>4 - is grinder viable on DW or should I stick to rogue?
Yes grinder is the best if you're not dumb
>5 - what is the consensus on swan song? Waste of points or great?
It's great you should always ace it when you're going into fugitive

>>135705546
>1 - is akimbo shit?
It's unnecessary but I wouldn't call it shit. The double firing wastes ammo and the sheer firepower is in the vast majority of cases overkill.
>2 - are shotguns nerfed?
Not recently to my knowledge no.
>3 - what are the best primaries and secondaries for a muscle techforcer?
Reinfeld is very solid with Overkill basic which you'll pretty much should have if you're that deep in Enforcer. GL-40 and the China Puff Puff are great all around weapons for anyone. As for Secondaries, I'd recommend a Judge, or a Deagle/Beagle.
>4 - is grinder viable on DW or should I stick to rogue?
Grinder is plenty viable but if you go down it's very hard to recover unless you use a deployable.
>5 - what is the consensus on swan song? Waste of points or great?
I'd use it in a DW build. Betting on getting incapped on Overkill is a sign of shittery.

>>135706823
Puff the Chinese Dragon is a secondary, senpai.

>>135706872
You're a secondary. I haven't actually played this game in a month.

>>135705546
1) Only if they're suppressed Akimbo Deagles
2) The great Unbalance sorta nerfed most of them. Now only the good shotguns are worthwhile for DWs. Macaroni, Judge, etc.
3) Anything really. But probably shotguns. Faggots will probably suggest DMR kit'd fake shotties. Anything goes nowadays. Sadly.
4) Grinder is OP. 10% suit dodge with Grinder is basically free DWs. As a former dodgefag, I can tell you that it's an objective upgrade from Rogue.
5) Crutch Song. Take it if you want, make sure to ace it though. Can't argue with 9 seconds of FREE Bulletstorm and invincibility. Not like you have anything better to take when going up to T5 or T6 on the Fugitive tree.

>>135705767
ARs are slightly more tolerable but it's still a pistol shotgun meta.
Sniper rifles still don't have perfect center-of-screen accuracy when scoped anymore.

>>135705767
A bit the AR but the others are fine. Deagle is still popular as fuck.

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>https://steamdb.info/sub/98732/
>Another free week on the way,

Hope you're prepared for tutoring the new shitters incoming.

>>135705546
Akimbo's alright. Not the best primary you can get, but dual-wielding handguns is cool enough to ignore meta.
Shotguns are nerfed but still usable.
HE Judge and Joceline.
Grinder is better than Rogue, full stop.
Swan Song is shit unless you get Inspire, but then it's just a huge waste of points.

>>135707894
I got NGBTO prepared

>>135707894
>Hope you're prepared for tutoring the new shitters incoming.
>Pubbing.

>>135708290
When you've basically done everything but still want to heist, pubbing is the only real option (especially when everyone you know quit the game).

Also solo carrying shitters on a loud DW is good practice.

>>135707894
>not an empty KFC bucket

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how the fuck are you still playing this garbage?

>>135709796
I'm not. I lurk here for news on Overkill's latest fuck up so I can shit on them for it.

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nice.

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269th for best stealth contract

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>>135710782
FUCK

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>>135710891
WHERE'S YOUR BERSERKER GOD NOW ?

>>135709796
Because the competition aka KF2 and vertiminde is even more bad.

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sokolpost

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>>135710250
grow the fuck up

>>135705546
>what is the consensus on swan song? Waste of points or great?

Best "for cleaning big mistakes" skill. Really depends if you have a meta crew or not, if so then it's not that needed.

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>Play cook off with friends
>Place acid into batch, everything is fine
>Second ingredient is soda
>Friend and I both place it at the same time
>Batch takes both soda's and creates a meth out of it without the hydrogen
>Next batch Bain asks for acid again
>Pour acid into it
>Meth lab starts burning

wew

>>135715648
And that's why you take turns cooking.

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>>135715648
>2016,
>the bug where one player can accidentally take 2 same ingredients at the same time isn't fixed.

Go to hell Ovk.

is dw pro goat the hardest heist for pdg?

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>>135715648
>bain says to add caustic soda
>add it
>meth lab blows up
>get kicked
Every time.

I apparently don't understand meth cooking, so I just leave it to the others now.

>>135719401
There is nothing hard in this game. Then again, two people here just put sode.

>>135719401

Birth of Sky and Beneath the Mountain are pretty hard when the host isn't playing on a toaster

>>135720273
Some times he'll give you the wrong ingredient. You just have to wait until he corrects himself.

>>135719401
Kinda although Lab Rats easily win the title of bullshit heist.

At least with bomb forest, the number of bag you have to deal is limited and the assets can really make your life easier.

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>>135720273

What is, in your opinion, the shittiest mask in Payday 2?

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>>135724671
That piece of shit

>>135725545
Okay okay let me rephrase.

What is the shittiest mask to the majority of people?

>>135725676
>to the majority
You act like some shitty clan based around a dead twitch channel is in the majority.

>>135725676
Probably the DW mask, since you're automatically classified as a cheater for everyone when you're wearing it

>>135727106
>>135726115
The reason why I ask is because I want to put the flag of india on the shittiest mask

Also, I already used gagball on sweden, what'd be a good mask for germany?

>>135727406
Aubrey mask

>>135729137
I'm already using aubrey for america.

>>135720273
>t. 20 hours shitter

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>>135730037
No, about 165 hours.

But thanks for asking.

>>135683436
with what? I don't have the overgoy dlc nor pp

>>135730478
>165 h
>still doesn't know how to cook
The state of payday in 2016

What's the world you use for describing how Bodhi speaks? Some br guy I played used a word and I think it meant "without grace, no grace, lack of grace" or similar and it was accurate imo.

>>135730478
It's pretty simple, his second phrase determines what you pour in. If he doesn't change his mind and mention another ingredient then it's correct.

>Soda......I'm uncertain about this bla bla
>It's soda
>Acid.....no wait I think it should be hydrogen
>It's hydrogen

>>135733097
Ah, that helps. Cheers.

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>>135725545

>be me
>get a material/pattern for Criminal Ambitions that covers up the clan logo and skelly shit, and matches the color of the heavy armor
>wear it for like two months
>see a friend's screenshot from in-game
>it's fucking blue against the tan armor
>clan shit clearly visible
>mfw

>>135707894
I don't mind carrying a game like a champion and after the card drop, leave and join another set of retards. It's like you're an unsung hero of tale.

>>135707940
>dual-wielding handguns is cool
only if you fired 1 shot per gun rather than 2 per click like some kind of homo

>>135733864
yeah, that's the worst part. Are there any attempts to mod that shit?

>>135712136
kf2 and vermintide combat, animations, voice acting and mechanics are amazing even with all the bugs, besides the lack of content the games are great. They don't feel like a game that has been past its prime for decades.

The one thing payday has is that its the only thin to do for now. Wait until I get my hands on dakr souls 3 or something, won't look back to this shit hole for months, hopefully.

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>>135712064
>wolf
>never ever again

What would be a good game to leave open while playing pd2 in order to achieve potato juice spawns?

>>135734229
Is it true that they're taking them out/already taken him out?
I haven't played the game in a bit.

>>135732519
Should have asked Transhley for it T.B.H.

>>135735365
He doens't mention anything new so probably yeah. No lines for Clover, Bodhi, Jiro, Dragan, the Turret, the Captain, doesn't say anything besides BULLSEYE and GOTCHA whenkilling snipers amongs other things.

>>135735439
I've aquired at least 4 fun DLCs from her. I didn't want to get that piece of shit just yet, if she ever makes a glorious appearance again I'll probably request birth of meme for the jericho.

>>135732874
>What's the world
Tatooine.

guys any one of you know how to edit armor stats?i want 30 concealment LBV

is it bad that I can almost never stealth with others online? I have stealthed every map except alesso but I can't do it online with others , especially when I am not host

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>>135736073
blame ovk

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>>135729212
>not the masks from the Gage Shotgun pack

>>135736214
rabies/10

>>135736214
not red shut up and bleed pattern/10

More seriously, it's decent.

Did the lightweight ballistic vest/Grinder get nerfed in the last few days or something? Earlier this week I was running Death Wish Meltdown using it without any problems, but just now I did the basic Firestarter bank job on Overkill and got downed three times, felt like I was taking way more damage than usual too.

>>135727106
Man I earned that mask. Also are people so shitty at this game they really can't beat deathwish?

>>135736674
It's hard if you actually have a good cpu

>>135736783
It was definitely hard. Lab rats was awful.

>>135736645
No, it's just shit luck.

>>135736674
Do you lost the mask when a new dw heist comes out?

>>135736219
Argentina.

>>135737159
Nope

>>135738749
nice meme.me

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>>135738749
>shiti

>>135736645
Maybe you played with a host whose computer wasn't a toaster so more cops were shooting you at once.

>>135735872
well I don't know to do it myself, but this retard has a part that affects armors

http://paydaymods.com/mods/156/SMOD

I've no idea how to isolate it into one script but whatever

>>135738749
are there lights in there? how do you traverse it at night?

>>135741185
Jesus fucking Christ, the creator of this mod is an absolute madman.
>Duuh, we just want to make the game harder, so we'll just nerf everything, ok?

DEDETH

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>>135741954
balance mods are the biggest joke of the game to be honest.

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>>135745306
not unless you make it yourself and make everything as STRONG as the rest!

I actually lowered the damage of any under-40 to straight 40. That 80 was just to know what it would feel to have ars doing the damage of battle rifles and battle rifles doing even more dmg.