Smash Gods and Gatekeepers - Melee thread

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>>389178807
Please keep the Abate autism in the last thread

>>389178807
Is there something else after this event?

remember, europe sucks against anything that isn't fox

>>389178875
Those girls would be lucky to get the abate dicking. Get some standards. Anyone 5/10 or above could just walk up to them and make some jokes, get them giggling, and get their dick wet within the night.

>>389179136
It's Smash related, smashing pussy haha

>>389179136
Abate is a 7/10 man that can easily score 7/10 roasties

When did you realize that it was Toph that made Scar bearable all along?

>>389179249
Other way around

>>389179229
>>389179245
Abate is a very attractive man, just stop arguing with that r9k autist.

>>389179212
Why does it seem like a greater percentage of europeans play fox than north americans?

fuck off
>>>/vg/
>>>/asp/
>>>/b/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/lgbt/

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I guess I need to post an example of what a legitimately attractive man looks like because you guys don't seem to know too much about male attractiveness. Square jawline, thick neck, robust skull, slim hunter eyes, those are some easy markers for male attractiveness. Just lol if you think Abate with his gracile facial structure, pointed chin, prominent nose, and overlong midface is attractive.

The turk is chocking hard.

Eddy is a 10/10 only because of this match.

Daily reminder that Armada is a pussy who cried when the crowd chanted usa during Apex 2015 and 14.
And in response wants USA chants banned.

SHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORYUKEN

Our teams:
>Axe
>Plup
Neutral teams:
>Mew2King
>Wizzrobe
Teams to root against:
>SFAT
>Mango
>Chudat
>Leffen

>>389179537
that's dangerous nationalism, goy

>>389179508
Oh wait I forgot to mention his wide close-set bugeyes and sixth grade haircut.

>can beat leffen
>can take armada to game 5
>can't beat luigi

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>Ice

God Eddy bodied him so hard.

>>389179589
>rooting against Chudat

don't reply to r9k

>>389179508
I don't disagree with you but

>slim hunter eyes

Your autism is off the charts

>>389179589
=D7

>>389179614
Just stop fucking replying to him.
He is talking about attractiveness in Smash fucking players.

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Jesus Christ, Ice..

Can someone PLEASE just put Ice out of his misery

>>389179678
Why is Europe free if you play anything besides Fox/Shiek/Marth?

gonna be the only good teams match of the day. enjoy it boyz.

please someone tell me. Is there no singles bracket???? They gathered all these top players together just to play a bracket of crews really?

>>389179781
optimal play doesn't teach matchups

>>389179589
>rooting against team mango

>>389179508
stfu. discussing how wet some e-celebs get isnt vidya. neck yourself

>>389179508
>nigger nose
>chad

>>389179698
>Not rooting against the ebin Reddit meme man

>>389179783
All the doubles games have been amazing already

>>389179537
is this real

So is Ice just completely incompetent against anything that's not Fox and Peach?

>>389179589
>rooting against Chudat

>>389179858
reddit hates chu because of him farming mango.

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>>389179858
>everything I don't like is reddit

>>389179537
Fake news. Armada did not cry and USA chants are not banned.

>>389179975
>posting reddit frog

>>389179916
google search says no.

>>389179738
It's not autism to acknowledge simple sexual dimorphism.

Also anyone else see that profile shot of Ice just now? LMAO at that jawline and chin, reminder that this man is unironically considered attractive in the melee community. No wonder some of you think Abate is Chad tier.

>>389179975
>Reddit meme

>>389179916
Never forget.
https://www.reddit.com/r/smashbros/comments/2a1m5z/mew2king_just_shared_armadas_rant_on_his_wall/

https://www.thewillrobertson.com/melee-blog/2017/5/16/u-s-hate
>>389180038
Yes he fucking did, Cried directly to M2K
>>389180070
Goolge Search says yes

>>389179806
bump

>>389179961
Literally the opposite.

>>389179806
no one has been answering this, so I looked it up for you. And yeah, there isn't a singles bracket, only crews. Not sure if it's all over after this, or if there's something else, though.

There was a single's bracket yesterday, but the top players weren't participating in it, only scrubs, and "Cal" was the winner of that. Disappointing tournament...

maybe mang0 can clean himself up and stop being such a fucking buster one day

>>389180234
>azusa
>bizarro flame
>drephen

>scrubs

>>389180234
what a shit event

>>389180145
>Armada bitched a bit to M2K after getting salty over a loss
>Some literal who wrote a blog
There are USA chants going down this event.

Big House can't cum soon enough. And with PPMD confirmed, it's sure to be even more hype!

Reddit likes most players, the popularity just fluctuates.

I can't see wizzy losing this

>>389180407
Never said they are going to be banned, just that Armada wants them to.

>>389180473
Reddit fucking hates Leffen.

>>389180525
No We Don't.

>>389180525
Broken clock is still right twice a day.

>>389180456
>And with PPMD confirmed, it's sure to be even more hype!
Wrong. People are misreading the info at Smash.gg.
>Storied history – past attendance that includes Mango, Armada, PPMD, Mew2King, Hungrybox, Leffen, ZeRo, Ally, Nairo, ANTi, dabuz, and more
>Past attendance
PPMD has not registered for TBH7.

>>389180456
>4layeredironiccake.jpg

>>389180234
LOL literally everyone on here is a fuckface for not answering the question thanks giving me the info though.

I can't believe they'd get all these top players and claim that it's a chance for 'gatekeepers to take down gods' meanwhile all they're doing is shitty CREW BATTLES!

tourney is set to end at 9pm west coast so there is a zero chance that there will be any singles bracket.

yesterdays singles bracket was cool because it gave you a chance to see everyone that's normally in top 128 that you don't get to see on stream. Cal is a cool kid. Yesterday was possibly the highpoint of the tourney because you got to see some more low tiers play.

agreed, Disappointing Crews tournament.

THERE IS NO SINGLES BRACKET IF ANYONE IS WONDERING

>>389180145
Armada complains A LOT, and I know he is irrationally triggered by USA chants (really just by people being rooted for, lol), but I don't buy him crying over it at Apex.

I don't get these fucking events. I want to watch the Gods and Gatekeepers bracket, how do I do that?

>>389180818
>Reddit spacing

>>389180890
You are watching it.

>>389180818
nice reddit spacing and essay

>>389180890
Step one is learning how to read.

>>389180956
Oh the name on the bracket refers to the whole team?

>>389180913
reddit green-texting

>>389180887
Armada is triggered by USA chants because he's your typical smug anti-American yuropoor. He tries to hide it because so much of Melee's audience is American, but back in the smashboards days him and Mike Haggar used to shitpost about "amerifats" fucking constantly. I hope Armada is triggered by the USA chant, it's what he deserves.

>>389180818
why you khev to be maid? Is only game.

>>389181048
yep

>>389180913
>>389180978
is it actually reddit spacing? I just figured i'd start a new line with every new thought I had. Also forgive my essay I was very unhappy about this shit event

>>389181081
How the fuck can Mike Faggar call anyone else fat

>>389181081
Any examples of the smashboards stuff? Sounds hilarious

>>389180890
its a whack ass crew battle.

>whack singles tourney yesterday
dont worry about it.

>crews today
>best of 5
>stocks dont carry over
>first four games are 1v1
>last game is a 2v2
>you can still go 3-0 4-1 etc
its quirky and uniqe, just like my american cartoons

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You faggots are obsessed with reddit.

>>389181162
>apologizing for anything
>>>/r/eddit

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>>389180676
tfw PPMD will die in Melee's lifetime.

>>389181081
Does any player who has been around long enough not have a history of stupid shit they posted on smashboards?

>>389181267
>you can still go 3-0 4-1 etc
fuck. you know what i mean

>>389181268
you're free to go back there if it bothers you

>all you faggots salty about this event

lol here on reddit we're having a grand ol time. Enjoy being miserable fun-hating fucks lolol.

I'm going there later today, will there be smash 4 friendlies lol?

>>389180507
Why doesn't he do everyone a favor and just stop coming to events held in the US? That way he'll no longer be triggered by chanting and we'll be spared from his snoozefest matches.

fucking christ what was that

Army just isn't very good.

>>389181319
PPMD and Achillies1515

>>389181379
You're free to try out a noose.

>>389181092
because melee is the only thing I watch on twitch friendo
>>389181305
sorry for apologizing but I don't go on reddit so i'd rather just stay here

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>>389181268
no u are

>>389181538
>sorry
kys

The simultaneous "AWWWWWWWWW" when someone SDs is strangely satisfying to hear

>>389181631
>kys

>>389181720
>>
noose

does wizzy do teams?

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>hugs

>>389181853
someone photoshop elsa over fendy

>>389181975
No need, fendy is literally perfect

MANGLET GOT 3STOCKED BY A FUCKING YOSHI LMAO

I wonder if they are intentionally putting in macd last also because it warms him up in the case of a game 5

>>389181853
Poor big white guy

>>389181975
It's one thing to make unfunny jokes, but to ask others to do them for you is another level of faggotry.

>>389178807
Why does a kindergarten need gatekeepers?

>>389182140
XD

macd'd 0-3 here
damn

>>389182195
I don't get it

>>389181319
Mang0 Literally saved a man's life.

>>389182056
woah man only an hour late

Fuck Marth so much

that was like half a dozen side-b uptilts

>>389178807
>smash faggots who are good at a party game
lmao

>>389182716
t. MacD

>>389182489
what are you talking about

>>389181081
doc kid detected, it was ameriflop not amerifat. specifically, flopmericans

MacD has so much talent but probably the worst tournament mentality of the top 20

>>389182619
butthurt manglet.
How does it feel giving Armada the easiest supermajor 3peat of his life?

>>389182860
>macd
>top 20

this venue looks fucking sick. wish i was in LA so i can spectate

>>389181631
sorry :(

there's literally nothing fox can do wtf

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>>389182860
>MacD
>top 20

PPU is so good at teams despite playing such a bad teams character

>>389182935
>>389183092
top 25, top 30 whatever. people forget he made top 8 at the last big Esport invitational (Battle of the Five Gods)

>>389183190
>over a year ago

>>389183190
>the last big Esport invitational (Battle of the Five Gods)
sweetie

Wait, Phil is bald?

>>389183190
Which was early last year.

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>>389182879
I was the one primarily shitting on the drunken piss filled hovel known as "the nation" when it happened faggot fuck off

>>389183390
why you think he always wears a hat

>>389183389
I should qualify 'that he was invited to'. He's never had a chance at Summit despite being one of the best candidates over and over again.

>like like like like like like

>>389183494
I hadnt thought about . Huh, weird

>I'm now trying to implement this street fighter technique called cross ups
that's what I call innovation

>>389183576
armada used to too, but he learned the combover

>>389183583
other players have been doing cross ups in melee forever ho

"hey I'm chudat and I'm a complete faggot who plays ice climbers and I like to do something called wobbling. Wobbling is when I act like I'm the shit, playing like a hack, and doing stupid facial gestures, until I get bodied by my master Big Leff."

>>389183819
Why aren't you on Twitter Leff?

>2 best teams have to play each other
Fuck this gay earth
>>389183819
Hello RIddit

>>389183819
get off of /v/ and feed your kid mang0

>>389183819
Swede cuck, please.

>>389183819
Hugs pls, there's no need to be so upset

>>389183907
At least the loser gets to eliminate Leffen again in loser's

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>medz
WHO?

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>>389183819
Don't you and your band have some skin flutes to play, Leff?

>>389183819
Leffen go shitpost somewhere else

>>389184015
What the fuck is wrong with these guys?

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>all these """top""" players getting rekt by Sopo

>>389184258
gay Swedes being gay Swedes as usual

>>389184258
It's a LGBT band called Tainted Mouth

>>389184258
Homosexuality.

Can anyone here even stop Chu?

>>389184258
europeans

Fiction is doomed

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>>389184280
>Medz
>Top

>>389184486
UFC

>>389184546
Fiction got this

>>389183819
130lbs soaking wet leff

I wanted team Chu to win but I dunno if I was willing to sacrifice Amsa.

Fiction confirmed better than Mango.

>>389185059
mang0 was playing fox last time he played amsa

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*screams in your ear during money match then makes a diss track after beating you*

>>389179537
what?
He didn't even enter 14

>>389185249
I'd want him to scream in my ear if I was playing Brawl ICs.

>>389185249
literally /our guy/

>>389185249
he looks like an actual human in this pic, wtf

>>389185517
>lesbians
>human

>>389185249
At lest he can rap unlike Chillin and Chu.

HAHAHAHAHA

>>389184486
Pocket marths.

Tai will be lucky to Take a Stock

>>389186035
it IS marth falco

>>389185142
Guess he should've practised the Falco-yoshi matchup then instead of going down like a bitch

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This tournament is so much less hype than I thought it would be. Not sticking around, cya

>>389185517
its an old pic before he was obese and with his stomach cropped out

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>>389186375
>before he was obese

>doubting /ourguy/ Weston Dennis

well that was close at least

this tourny was made for hype, yet it's not. Worst "tourny" of 2017

>>389186352
bye

>>389186352
ok

>when Crewdat is in winners finals even though Chu is the only good player on his team
=D7

Shiet I missed the JapAZ match was it good?

>>389186352
Round 1 was fun, but it's really ground to a halt. What a shame.

>>389186352
>>389186662
Assravaged Mango fans

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>>389186662
wait till the big house.

Gonna go Play rocket league with some mang0 subs. See you losers on the Flipside.

>>389186806
But i've been routing for chu the whole time.

This tourny is not fun, there is no hype.

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when are singles

>>389187059
in a month

>>389187059
There are no singles, cuck

>>389186352
>>389186662
No matter how hard I try I can't care about the outcome of a crew battle.

>>389187059
>singles
Who gives a shit?

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This format is retarded but it's turned out to be really fun. 8/10 would watch again.

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>>389187150
why should I care about crew shit

>>389187059
Im single hi cutie :)

Why is hugs so shit?

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>>389187226
Shut up okay.

>>389187390
He's a manlet

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>>389187436
make me dummy
I saw this shit being advertised and I thought I was getting a fun thing to watch this weekend not stupid smelly gang wars

>>389187462
So is everyone else.

>>389187390
Too old reaction times slowed

>>389187590
Except Leffen
Why are murrifats so tiny?

>>389187142
I care if it's a regional crew battle like at the Big Houses but this whole hand picked shit is awful

>>389187059
>>389187226
>>389187436
>>389187537
go back to /a/

>>389187590
Manlet is a state of mind.

>>389187736
go back to /pol/

This tourney feels too esports I think that's whats making it off putting for me.

>>389187889
wtf?

>>389187736
go back to /reddit/

>>389187958
With HMW and Phil?

>>389187958
ooooh because last weeks tourny was sooo much different.


get........NECKED!

>>389188215
how old are you

>>389188108
sorry let me correct myself.
go back to r/t_d

>>389188168
Not the commentary just the set up of it and production. I want to see the crowd and a grimey stage set up

>>389188370
Go attend your locals then you filthy armchair fan

>>389188149
listen.

anime is bad for you. It leads to hentai, and then leads to perverted fetishes. Before you know it, you'll find yourself roaming around the back alleys of the red light district, looking for some prostitute to horrific sexual acts on you involving a spoon, a dead fish, and a puppy.

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How BTFO has Ice been this tournament?

Tell me about Mustafa - why is he so bad vs. mid-tiers?

>>389188491
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little gaijin? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Japanese 101, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on comic books, and I have over 300 confirmed manga. I am trained in kanji and I’m the top reader in the entire college otaku club. You are nothing to me but just another casual. I will wipe you the fuck out with cosplay the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me about mai waifu? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of weeaboos across the JSDF and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, baka. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little HDD you call your anime collection. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can quote over seven hundred different animes, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in samurai combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of my karate dojo and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the blessed land of nippon, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn westerner. I will shit fury all over your favorie animes. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

OUR GIRL WIZZY

man if macd pulls this it'd be a fucking miracle

>>389188712
He did somewhat recently take a game from Leffen, but just a game.

Leffen aint losin'

>>389188712
that's a big "if"

MY MAN LEFFEN IS LAUGHIN

>Noob19 got 129th and couldn't even get picked
Explain this, Socal dickriders.

>>389188491
there are less than a handful of people here that have even been to a local, you can smell the stench of stream monsters and other assorted shitters

Can any Sm4shfag fill me in on PAX?

>>389189468
What do you want to know?
Bracket is here and the tourney continues tomorrow.
https://smash.gg/tournament/pax-arena-at-pax-west-2017/events/wii-u-singles/brackets/148571

holy fuck

SAMMI PLEASE FUCK MY BITCH

incoming twitter johns

JIZZ FOR WIZZ

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>leffice

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As a European, I hate how Ice has become the jobber that everyone now beats to show that they're good.

On the other hand, it disproves the meme that switching to Fox will automatically get you better results, so actually fuck him, keep on losing to falcons.

>>389189385
t. 0-2 pools warrior

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HAHAHA no wonder Leffen bitched about not playing doubles anymore Ice has been playing like hot garbage for awhile now

I actually thought wizzy's team was the second worst.

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>>389189579
Cheers, that works for me

>Tweek out but Konga in

fucking A

>>389188596
>got knocked out with a chair last tournament
>loses to some random luigi this time
He's fucking done.

>when commentators write a player off before the match is even over

rude

>>389190253
mindgames don't lie

can zhu redeem himself?

Imagine if aMSa crushed mango's Falco and then lost to Zhu

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Who is the most kawaii melee player /v/?

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M2k is 2pure.

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>>389190553

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>>389190779
There are still some retards who thing Amsa is better than /ournip/ Rudolph.

>>389190931
They're both pretty fucking great and I want to see more of them.

Manglet should pay Zhu to teach him how to fight Falco-Yoshi.

Who do we root for now that JapAZ is out

>>389191057
How short is Mang0? He is like barely taller than Shroomed who is confirmed 5'2

#RichZhu

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>>389190768
*purifies you*

>>389191236
5'4 I heard from his chat.

>>389191532
happy feets zhu

>>389191236
Realistically 5'7" , have met leffen in person and he's 6'1" - 6"2".

>that match VS Medz
M2K is a monster

>>389191551
I get what he's trying to say but he sucks at delivering the message.

>>389191662
I have not met mango so may be being generous here tho

>>389191551
Are you retarded or just that stupid
-Jason "Chain Grab Ban" Zimmerman

I missed the M2K Medz match, who won?

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>>389191785
Post rare M2Ks

>>389191892
m2k got 0-deathed on first stock but won halfway solidly anyway

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>they don't know about m2k's white supremacist rants
christ, dockiddies are so uninformed

>>389191551
>>389192112
OH MY GOD. It all comes together. Everything makes so much more sense now.

>>389192112
M2k actually voted for Trump

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Amsa is moe.

>>389192254
No, he wrote in David Duke. Wizzy voted Trump though.

WESBAWZZZ

>>389192308
>excited
Hnng
I hope he does well in his upcoming tournaments.

>>389192528
>Wizzy voted Trump though.
Give proof.

>>389192710
He said so on stream before. Next time he streams, pop in and ask him, he's open about it on stream. Ask anyone that watches his stream, he's way more open there than anywhere else.

So if you're down 2-0 and you're against a good doubles team you're fucked

I always root for ICs, but I rooted for Fiction cause he's on Team Chu. Lets go Fiction.

Just got here and caught up, anyone webm zhu getting scared by the smoke machine?

>>389191767
I'm 5'11 and he's probably 3 inches shorter than me I'd say. Met him awhile ago

>a good marth
RIP chu.

P.S SFAT I AINT DONE YET

STOP LETTING TOPH ON THE MIC

>>389193080
I'll ask him. If this is actually true he's definitely our guy.

>>389193295
Nigger needs to put his glasses back on.

The monster sponsored player is gonna win the redbull event lmao

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>>389193353

Go back to pol

>>389193431
Go back to Mexico =D7

>>389193429
Is there a reason why chudat is allowed there but not hbox or armada?

>>389193431
>hurr if you voted Trump you're a /pol/tard
fuck off to reddit

>>389193561
chu was attending before he was sponsored by liquid

>>389193561
Chudat was already confirmed for this event before Liquid picked him up I think

>>389193353
>>389193517
>Speaking for all of /v/
Kill yourself my man

>>389193681
Maybe not but a huge faggot most definitely. Don't @ me

>>389193681
Bringing it up out of fucking nowhere on /v/ during a smash tournament means you're clearly a /pol/ faggot so please fuck off back to and stay there. This thread is for video games

Toph is so stupid.

veddit fuck off

>>389193812
Shut the fuck up, some people are interested in the people that are playing the games.

>>389193789
>Don't @ me
le epic nigger speak

Time for /ourguy/ Mikehaze to win this for chu.

predicting a mike haze choke here

What ever happened to that Asian girl M2k was fucking?

I want Chu team to win but I want Mike fagze to lose, oh well. Go Mike

>>389194132
It would take one hell of a choke to lose this.

>>389194132
NEVERMIND I GOT THE FAT MEDIOCRE FOXES MIXED UP

Not like this!

>celebrating when your opponent sds

ultimate scumbaggery

>>389194220
This
https://celebrity.ohfree.net/2016/07/cynthia-bunnay-nude-photos-leaked-of-smashbros-fgc-community.html

>>389193812
I don't post there or on r/t_d because both are underage retards and retards in general.
Don't lump us together, thank you

>>389194132
The absolute choke master

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>>389194132

Ryan Ford is gay

why

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>mike haze

WHAT A CHOKE

HOLD THAT L MIKE
HAHAHAHA

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>>389194132
how did you do that

>>389194132
Fucking Melee Nostradamus

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Mike Haze is such a fat faggot, holy shit.

>>389194132
Fucking Nostradamus here.

MIKE HAZE GET ELBOWED IN YOUR ASS BITCH.

LMAO what the fuck Mike

>>389194281
Or did you?

>obese nigga beats obese cracka

>>389194132
what are you

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is this real?

>>389194501
cmon bruh

>>389194338
nice

>>389194630
It's just an observation there is no judgment there.

Imagine letting your crew down that badly, damn

>>389194501
Yeah we know. Still knocked the fuck out of KK.

>>389194618
>caption on image with text already included
It's like I'm really looking at normalfags' attempts at image macros or motivationals

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>say you're quitting Melee because everyone shits on you
>stick around
>get shit on

What must life be like living as Mike Haze?

>>389194724
The only reason Mike is even in the crew is because he always knows the best place to get food.

>morbidly obese
>ugly
>going to die early because of your gluttony
>butt of the joke in your own community

Poor little Mike boy

>>389194828
>t. Mike

how is chu/west this good a team

>mike haze

>>389195047
They're both autistic

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>Fat Mike blew it

>THE GRAVITATIONAL SPHERE OF INFLUENCE OF MIKE HAZE

>>389195047
It's just Chu.
West can only work with people who are good in teams like MacD, Plup or Chu.

Man, PPU carries in teams and Mike Haze choked so bad, so unfortunate.

What do you boys think of edge trumping?

loving this

The only reason Mike Haze lost was because he was uncomfortable with HugS being there.

why is hugs allowed to use social security to keep funding his melee career

>>389195448
fucking kek

Why don't tournaments allow mods that add legal stages from previous/future games. Would really shake up the meta and add a change of scenery.

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>>389195987

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>>389196153
>Why don't tournaments allow mods

HugS has gotten fucked by literally everyone he has faced today

I love the guy but if this is his attempt at "actually trying" to be a top player then holy shit it's pathetic

>shroomed giving up from sheik
What went wrong

>>389196215
>UCF

>>389196240
Did Duck win any of his matches?
Curious how it is for Samus in general today.

>>389196153
>Leffen vs whoever on Battlefield
>Leffen loses
>"The More Melee Stages Mod wasnt active at the time, it couldve messed up with the inputs"
>Rematch

>>389196304
You mean right, his Marth is way more fun than his Sheik

>>389196153
A lot of spergs don't want change. It would divide the community and people would argue so fucking much.

>>389196306
Shine wasn't sponsored by Nintendo.

>>389196453
Nintendo has never fully sponsored/supported Melee, the most they do is allow them to show them as a sponsor and have their E-Sports Twitter tweet them out a few times

Toph being a bitch today

Aaaaand send in m2k for a clean 30

>>389196606
I thought who they send in was locked in before the set starts

>>389196546
Not really.
https://www.reddit.com/r/smashbros/comments/41qiwf/had_a_conversation_with_a_nintendo_employee_at/

>sheik peach
Jason wat r u doin

RIP Wizzy

>>389196784
Not like he needs Marth for MacD.

>>389196868
Anything to give him practice against Armada

>Implying MacD has beaten any god other than Mango and PP

>>389197019
>implying he's beaten a PP who was playing better than 40% his norm