AGDQ 2017: J-J-JUST RNG GUYS
Now: Salt and Sanctuary
Next: Magic Sword
Later: Joe and Mac 2
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
actual footage of AGDQ right now
KILL THE RUN
BAN THIS! BAN IT NOW!
pls don't cry ;_;
IT'S OVER, IT'S FINALLY OVER
who /uncut/ here?
They should call this unicorn%
fuck me
whats the longest run this year?
RATE THIS RUN FROM 1-10
RATE THIS RUN FROM 1-10
RATE THIS RUN FROM 1-10
RATE THIS RUN FROM 1-10
>>363321264
WHEN DO WE GET TO SEE THE VIDEOGAMES
Well, I didn't watch the mgs2 one so I don't know how bad it was, but god damn, it will have to have been a real shit show to outdo salt and sanctuary.
>>363321304
unicorn
>>363321267
Okay.
>>363321304
Fine/10
>>363321304
Unicorn/10
Finally Magic Sword.
Never seen a run of it but I expect you damage boost on shit since the "hit-bounce" off of enemies is huge in that game iirc
>>363321304
HIS KNEES ARE WEAK
HIS PALM'S SWEATING
>>363321151
>Magic Sword
AW SHIT NIGGA
Never forget the retardation of our mods
>>363321304
10
Salt and Sanctuary is objectively better than Dark Souls.
>>363321304
Reminder that he did literally nothing wrong during the run.
>>363321304
Actually funny enough for me to still enjoy it/10
>>363321302
The first Final Fantasy, at 4 hours 10 minutes.
>>363321304
10. This was a high level trick to pull off and /v/ just can't appreciate the sheer level of skill and hours you need to put in to pull it off.
>>363321151
i don't know this game
why is the time unicorn
and why is everyone crying
>>363321304
any%: unicorn/10
all bosses: bretty gud/10
most "frame perfect" shit wasn't frame perfect though. Tons of leeway
>>363321304
All bosses was 1/10
Any % was Unicorns/10
What happened during the run?
You can't prevent cancer, only postpone it for so long.
That's like trying to make a prevent death foundation.
Where does the donations go? How much to actual study and not just marketing shit?
>>363321151
>sega bass fishing on the schedule
So they allow fishing games but not golfing games?
Golden looks blazed
How do I score an autistic girlfriend guys? They seem to be rather fun in the sacalso my sperging out while losing my v card wouldn't matter to her at all because she doesn't comprehend
Friendly reminder that, especially with turn based games, it is entirely possible to be either fucked or blessed with RNG
On GDQ runs, it's always one or the other, never in between
>muh audio problems
Did you really expect anything less from a Kojima fanboy?
>>363321370
Well metroidvania is a better genre so that goes without saying.
>>363321364
Thank you anon (Anonymous), never stop bullying him.
I enjoyed that run in all its glorious choke entirety.
>>363321304
reddit/10
>>363321430
Study? They don't cure cancer, they create awareness on prevention.
>this WEEB
JOE AND MACKTWO!
Does anyone find the interviews interesting? I'd rather just stare at the audience while listening to video game music.
>we're gonna go to an interview
>>363321151
>go1den still comes to this shit
has he run anything since like 2013?
>caveman combat
>Return of the Joker later
other thread just got deleted by mods
>inb4 we're back to /vg/
missed yesterday stream
anybody got banned from AGDQ yet?
>>363321430
They are a cancer awareness foundation, not a cancer research foundation.
>>363321430
This event is "cancer prevention"
Meaning flyers, rallys, awareness
CEO's and commentators get a nice wage at the end of this though.
>>363321430
It's an awareness foundation so it's like 90% to the people who run the company and 10% to shitty marketing pictures and ads.
>>363321447
Go to any kind of local MTG or D&D event and you're guaranteed to find a delicious trap, anon
INCOMING MOD AUTISM
dram :3
OP from last thread here, look at this bitch mod trying to throw around his weight. Just ban me out right you fucking coward.
is dram getting old?
>>363321430
>not trying to discover the path to immortality
pleb
mods just deleted another thread with 500+ replies
>>363321426
unicorns
>Magic Sword
>Playing old shit at AGDQ
There should be an age limit on games, and specific genres. Specifically no RPG's made before 2010 since all the ones before then were massively misogynistic, sexist and just masturbatory pieces of shit for white boys.
Well, it's fucking true. It's fucking true. The only reason we shitpost is cause we're too pathetic to accomplish anything else decent in life. So we fucking shitpost, because it gives us this temporary feeling of like "Oh my god I'm good! I'm the best in the world at this thing hardly anyone else does". That's all it is, really. It's a-- we're all a fucking joke. Yo, we-- we masquerade around 4chan like "Ha ha we're so cool making a million memes for cancer", you know, "Aren't we fucking special?". Nah, we're just a fucking pile of god damn losers. That's all we are. It's ridiculous. People thinking shitposting is cool is the biggest goddamn meme on the planet.
>>363321556
>Dude, like, don't get cancer!
Okay
POWER TRIP
>>363321430
>implying any money goes to cancer prevention
>implying it's not a money laundering scheme
>>363321447
It's the sad reality of life. Autistic people won't reproduce. They don't socialize, not even with eachother. I'll never find an autistic gf because I'm too autistic myself and never leave the house, she wouldn't either.
>>363321541
At least 1 outright BANNU and two potentials.
>>363321486
>>363321546
>>363321556
>>363321559
it's a money laundering scheme you morons
>>363321584
wtf???
agdq has ALWAYS been on /v/ every fucking year
fucking newfag mods
>>363321510
Wait is it this game or the Batman Beyond one from the N64?
>>363321364
>old thread got deleted instead of archieved
>>363321304
Unicorn/10
woah, they've got fingerboxes for prizes now? that's some pretty high level memeing
>>363321614
$1 Million well spent
>>363321584
>>363321364
>/v/ has newfag mods
only thing I'm looking forward to is Wind Waker HD and Megaman Network Transmission
>electronic fingerboxes
>>363321584
>A warning for posting videogame threads on /v/
>>363321426
runner kept fucking up a skip, like 5 times
run went over by like 3 mins (on a 7 mins estimate) and the estimate got changed to unicorns.
TO ARMS
THE MOD COMES
>>363321556
That's so dumb, it does nothing.
>>363321651
>fingerboxes
well meme'd, friend
>>363321671
>defending eceleb wank
nu-/v/ is real
>>363321584
>for free
>>363321470
Secrets of grindea isn't even finished?
What the fuck?
>>363321628
When did any of them say it wasn't?
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Who /hypedforfishingsimulatorrunlater/ here?
>>363321584
This is a thread about a gaming event, not a video game in particular. It is not a game general. This dumb faggot can't even get his warnings right.
>>363321625
who are the two potentials?
Okay, let's stop this bullshit: You are not here for the speedrun stuff at all, you are just here to watch cringe and autism from turbo nerds and geeks.
Don't ever ask why mods are deleting your threads!
anyone else piss off that undertale has become a popular game
>>363321584
and he does this free of charge?
>>363321430
>You can't prevent cancer
Say that to my undead face motherfucker not online and see what happens.
>>363321692
I am ready, come at me bro
>FOR
>R
>E
>E
>>363321364
>>363321584
>>363321667At least they are trying to do stuffR-right?
Let's kick cancers ___?
Fill in the blank.
>>363321584
kek as if we needed more proof that mods are retards
>>363321584
>overwatch threads are ok
>AGDQ not
explain this
>>363321628
What money are they laundering?
Just make stealth threads from here on out instead of an OP that's structured like a general with links and shit. if people don't know how to search for the schedule online, then they should fuck off to reddit anyway, don't need them in the thread
>>363321584
Are they retarded, this isn't a general, it's a thread to accompany a live fucking event.
Go1den looking like he wants to end his fucking life
>>363321584
>one mod thinks they know better than 5 years of /v/ traditon
>>363321584
current OP. do i stop making threads? i have a 4chan pass so it would be a pain in the ass for me if i get ban
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>>363321829
Stop bullying the mods
>>363321740
MGS 2 runner swore and was arguing with sound guys. I believe another runner did something similar but I don't remember.
>>363321584
mods are fags
bring moot back
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if dubs mods sucks
These interviews should be no more than 5 minutes long.
>>363321430
>You can't prevent cancer
fuck this autistic board
>>363321863
>dubs
>on /v/
>>363321772
>>363321807
it's not even a general either way
recurring threads are generally seen as something that happen all year long
this is just a 1-week event
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>>363321772
>>363321819
go back to /bed/ Mod
GO BACK TO YOUR CONTAINMENT BOARD >>/vg/
GO BACK TO YOUR CONTAINMENT BOARD >>/vg/
>>363321912
The mod did nothing wrong
>>363321810
No
This is the comfiest thread on /v/ every year for 4-5 years
Please keep posting
you came to the wrong thread, mod
*powers up with kaio ken times ten*
>BORING INTERVIEWS DONE SLOW
>>363321873
These interviews shouldnt exist
>>363321810
>You get a little mark next to your name for having a pass
This is the beginning of the end, dudes
>>363321336
Sauce
What did the mods do?
>sound queues
ITS "CUE" YOU FUCKING BRITBONGS
>>363321584
Last thread was deleted instead of archived.
>>363321909
hello /a/
>>363321584
The least the mod could do is actually communicate
He genuinely seems confused
>>363321584
Holy fuck
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>>363321708
>>363321614
>"thanks mom" again
>>363321928
they moved the last thread to /vg/
as if i'd ever visit that cancerous shithole
>>363321954
>>363321903
>>363321819
>>363321732
Shut the fuck up
>>363321937
Sound cutes?
>>363321937
British people are literal scum
>>363322000
Mods are people like you.
Stop bullying them.
Thank you.
>>363321810
>he spent money on 4chan
They mentioned /ourguy/ MatPat
>According MattPat
Fuck off.
Did he say Matpat?
>>363321987
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FUCKING CRUIN THE WORLD MUSIC
>>363321873
Gotta cover up the infinite set-up time somehow.
How have they no streamlined this process yet?
>have one of every console and a CRT/monitor hooked up at the running station at all times
>simply switch the plugs based on what's needed for the next run
The only thing that would need switching in or switching around physically would be PCs.
>>363321810
>4chan pass
>literally investing in something for the cock-inhaling hotpocket-jockeys to hold over your head to control you
>>363321810
w-why did you...
Isn't that the huge faggot who gave the Pope a copy of Undertale?
This shit right there, was my drug
Beat the shit out of this game
>be me
>first day on the job
>"oh, a recurring thread. let me check the manual"
>"G"
>"GENERAL"
>"These recurring threads should be posted to /vg/"
>"Alright! Let's do this"
>move the thread
>warn some fools
>"Oh shit, what's that? Backlash?"
>"Oww, ouch, oh fu- stop bullying me, anon"
>"Ouuuch, it.. it h-hurts, no, n-no!! Stop it, don't just post in /v/ again!!"
>"Noooo, anon, I'm new at this. Ah, ah, p-please be m-more gentle.. please.."
>"Ughh, am I g-getting f-fucked? Uff, f-fucked for free?"
>"I've b-become, ouch, ah ah, I've become a c-cheap whore!!"
>>363321584
>You were warned for: not posting Twitter screencaps/e-celeb/Youtube drama/SJW webcomics
>>363322030
Someone post the "cable management" for this anon
>>363321430
>Someone who also reads MusSoap
>>363321584
Jewsus Christ.
Quick guys what videogame is this. The UI looks kinda like that robot VN. Can you unlock PewDiePie?
>>363321584
>Thread for a annual event
>Is a general
>Weekend event like SG and Smash lobby threads throughout the year
>A-ok
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>>363322086
is this Lily Rader sucking a black cock?
>>363322050
you mean /ourguy/
>>363322086
You know what they say: just because it's tradition doesn't mean it's right.
>>363322086
I'd fap to it.
>>363322086
>be me
>think mods just arent retarded in general
>kill self
>everyones saved
>>363321810
>i have a 4chan pass
I thought it was just a meme that people bought these
BanterBoy
>>363322050
Calm down Mike, no need for another holocaust. He's just a lookalike.
>>363322050
>gave the Pope a copy of Undertale
>Vice City speedrun
>Not AdamAK
INTO
THE
TRASH
>>363321968
That research is given to researchers AFTER they finished their research (with funds from better foundations) as a "thank you for your research" token gift.
You have to give them cash during their research or they will be forced to stop. Good thing other foundations do that job.
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>>363322117
t. Mod
>>363322138
You know what they say: shut up fag
>>363322112
has this shit happened in previous years? I don't have enough autism to spend every gdq event with you fucks
>>363322086
>job
>>363322138
Spotted the shillary supporter.
>>363322138
Every time we get some mad faggots telling us to post this thread in /vg/
Every time they get ignored.
>>363321995
>not donating to the real cancer
prevent this
>>363322214
I love you mods
>>363321749
No because I'm not so weak as to let what other people like affect my emotions.
>>363321937
Move threads to /vg/
two hours later nothing but agdq exists on /vg/ and all the tripfagging furry generals move to /v/.
Best run so far?
>>363322086
a human being typed this out
>>363322185
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>>363322173
Literally this. Where is our fucking boy Adam? He was a subtle memer, the highest form of comedy.
>>363322138
Irregardless of tradition, according to the rules /v/ is the proper place to discuss this.
>>363322187
From what I've experienced, no
Any trannies yet
>>363322138
Fuck off libshit it's a tradition for a reason
So why do the rest of you have nothing to do but watch the cringe fest and hope it makes you feel better about your miserable existence?
For me university break and no friends.
>>363322098
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So why doesn't this shitty event belong on vg desu
JUST
>>363322086
what's more embarressing? newfag mod completely getting BTFO on the spot or (You) for typing this shit?
>>363322187
No.
Mario Kart 7 /v/eekends were banned for a while because they became circlejerk threads though, not because of being a "general".
>>363321810
>i have a 4chan pass
you wont get banned
more like magic shit
>>363322282
No. First tranny is Metroid Prime 2 tomorrow.
Has the war on the mods finally started? Who do we go after first?
>>363322270
I was wondering this as well, he's not at this event.
>>363322378
Based mod
>that hairline
Jesus christ, what awful genetics, just shave your head at that point
LOOK AT THAT NIGGA HAIRLINE
>countdown to the countdown to the countdown
WHERE IS WITWIX
>WHERE IS WITWIX
WHERE IS WITWIX
>WHERE IS WITWIX
>>363322258
i'd be pretty surprised if he turned out to be a rat or something
>>363321810
>2016
LUL
is this 2D Let It Die?
MAGIC SWORD
I liked this game
Where my since4pass bois at
>>363322378
whoa
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>>363322378
wew
>>363322258
All posts here are actually procedurally generated.
>>363322364
i heard Hiroshima Nagasaki is the guy in charge
>>363322378
Wait a minute that post number...
I'm guessing his dad was a clown.
>>363321336
artist looks like syati kamaboko
>>363322378
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?
See, actual old games has a certain unique style, in the art and music that these modern "retro" styled games fail to capture.
>>363322378
WITNESSED
>>363322187
Absolutely yes. Anyone trying to tell you otherwise is, ironically, outing themselves as new.
>>363322386
>>363322379
Baldness means you have more testosterone.
You must have a lot of estrogen.
>>363322378
Holy shit. Nice. Is this some kind of ultimate GET?
JUST
>>363322378
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>363322402
Everyone in the speedrunning community thinks witwix is a sellout.
>>363322378
thos digit
>>363322345
>tfw "blessed" same baldness pattern
At least I shave it all off sans a few millimeters. How can you be bald like that and CONCIOUSLY choose the keep the side hair as thicc as that guy? Does he not own a mirror at home? Does he not realize how stupid he looks?
>>363322378
>>363322378
hax
>>363322482
>>363322409
It was so bad.
But I played the fuck out of it anyway because it was one of the few games i possesed.
>>363322378
Why wouldn't you just shave your head?
>>363322378
>>363322362
underrated post
363322553
Neat
>>363322378
uhoh excuse me sir could you not
>>363322414
ayyyy waddup
>>363322378
>People are discussing a post number instead of AGDQ
Nah fuck it, just nuke these threads mods, I give up.
WHAT KIND OF CUT YOU WANT FAMILIA
YOU KNOW MAD SCIENTISTS?
SAY NO MORE FAMPAI
>>363322378
>>363322378
ebin
>>363322378
this is some interstellar bookshelf kinda shit right there
>>363322467
This
>>363322467
>people actually believe this meme
>I-I-I Just have too much t-testosterone!
AHAHAHAHA
>>363322378
Have any runs actually been worth watching?
Not really into AGDQ this year.
>>363322378
>>363322378
Put me in the screencap and your mom is going to die in her sleep if you don't reply to this post.
>>363322506
He got fatter over the years.
>>363322467
I'll gladly be a pussy bitch if it meant I still had hair on my head past 30
>>363322569
it was fine before the whole backlash thing started
>>363322598
Low T tranny detected
>>363322569
Mod-san, stop talking to yourself.
>>363322524
>saving thumbnails
>behoves
>>363322560
LOOK AT THIS DOOD LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD LOOK AT HIS LIPS
>>363322378
.
can we seriously go back to agdq discussion?
>what kind of cut you want senpai
>you know, larry from the three stooges?
>say no more
>>363322569
>People praising some scriptfag instead of making fun of the runner
Hype for SHiFT and his battle for bikini bottom run. What run you guys hype for?
>>363322586
>Good morning, son.
>>363322467
High testosterone will speed up balding, but a huge part of it is still determined by how susceptible your scalp hair is to testosterone ( DHT specifically).
Either way, that guy needs to shave his head.
>>363322378
>>363322423
18 QUINTILLION PROCEDURALLY GENERATED SHITPOSTS
>>363322684
Hype for this shilling to move to vg
This game looks easy and shit.
>>363322378
DAT NIGGA LEX LUGER
>>363322639
The threads were 99% /pol/ yesterday.
>>363322661
no videogames are gay
>>363321370
>Salt and Sanctuary is objectively better than Dark Souls.
True. Except for the art style which is fucking awful.
>>363322646
Actually I'm the OP of the last thread >>363321584
I didn't fucking make a new thread on /v/ to have faggots prove that people would rather discuss a post number than the actual runs/runners
>>363322661
At this point I can't tell if this is the same mod shitposting the thread or people he pissed off just being tards.
Either way good job mod.
Who /cut and not proud/ here?
>>363322746
He got what he wanted, he successfully derailed our thread.
>>363322775
I'm sorry for your lots
>>363322730
>boo hoo
Fuck off faggot. If you want to discuss anything you wouldn't be here. You just want to meme, but memes YOU approve of.
>>363322775
I'm cut but indifferent.
WHO /V/ HERE?
>tfw when can't report from phone
Fuck man just move it to vg
>>363322378
>>363322657
NO NO NO NO NO
>>363322727
Art style makes it look like a cheap flash game.
>>363322661
1 mod screwed it all up with 1 mistake. Everything was comfy and fine before and now it's fucked. Literally doing the opposite of his job and he's making threads go off topic.
No Super Mario Maker race this year?
Atleast TASBot will be entertaining.
No I want to discuss this fucking run and how stupid this runner's hair is.
>>363322378
huh
>>363322378
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>he went left
YAMEROOOOOO
>>363322824
I seriously don't get how SKA Studios fucked up their art style after Charlie Murder.
>>363322378
Is any one enjoying this run?
>>363322730
You sound like a faggot, I guess you really are the OP.
>>363322775
Not me
Its another Game From The 90s No One Cares About Played by Balding Old Fucks That Aren't Even Fun To Watch
Is that the new Pennywise?
>>363322907
It's alright.
>>363322907
Yes but only because of nostalgia.
>>363322378
Now you have done it
>>363322342
>>363322815
>vg
Who?
>>363322791
Well mods are supposed to be indifferent, either way it's an abuse of power.
These threads have been going on for years talking about the games being run, always on /v/, always the same times.
It would be like a mod deleting all overwatch or senran threads just because he doesn't like them.
>>363322907
>enjoying things
>>363322926
SHAVE RETARD
I'm up next wish me luck guys!
>>363322907
we're enjoying this runners hair alot more
>>363323004
>being gay
I mean, not like there's anything wrong with being gay, just saying.
>>363322926
HOT
>>363323009
What hair?
>try to suppress thread
>make it 10x worse
Nice job!
>>363322926
>>363322907
The game looks fun. Never played magic sword.
>>363322993
I have a theory that the mod is a tranny and doesn't like the anti-tranny talk that's common in these threads.
>>363322969
I've never heard of this before.
Seems like a pretty depth-less hack and slash.
>Go 26 floors up a tower
>Suddenly in space
>>363322907
nope its boring as fuck
>>363321430
They just make flyers and do prevention campaigns.
So just useless shit, if you are going to give them money you might as well give it to your local hobo, at least he will buy booze and keep the money circulating in the city.
>>363323006
Good luck Dram!
>all these manlets making fun of a guy's hairline
You will go bald too.
>>363323085
Maybe the tower was on a mountain?
>>363323079
>one of our mods has a mental disorder
I wouldn't be surprised.
>>363323079
Genius.
Why do you people even watch GDQs?
You're not interested in speedrunning, and it's rarely even entertaining outside of that. 95% of the whole marathon is some dude talking monotonously about his game.
Other than the rare """""cringe""""" moment, and the even more rare genuinely entertaining runner, there's fuck all to see.
Watching this shit is even more autistic than being a speedrunner.
>>363322378
WHATS GOING ON IN HERE
>>363323130
oh fuck
hail hydra
>>363323046
Im not gay but I would suck that dick
>>363323156
Why do you people even reply to GDQ threads?
>>363323115
Jokes on you faggot I'm black.
My family has male pattern baldness hereditary. If I go bald young I'll kms.
http://infinity.moe/
Come here to watch it and chat
>>363323083
There were a lot of these for the SNES. I'm feeling the nostalgia, too. Looking forward to Fridays so I could rent something just because the cover looked cool.
>>363323226
I'm sorry to hear that.
>>363323202
That's gayYou haven't even seen it hard
Agdq: dropping frames like we drop good games!
>>363322926
can i see it unsheathed???
I don't get why guys like him don't just shave their head. being completely bald look better than being half bald
test
>>363323208
Because this thread is genuinely entertaining and has a whole lot more cringe than the marathon itself.
>>363323156
It's interesting to see a high level of skill or deep or practiced knowledge of games and people explaining it as they do it. For people who don't follow speedrunning in general, GDQ is basically a bunch of that.
>>363323156
Because they are memeologists digging through literal shit to find something to make a meme out of.
Half the time no one knows the game being ran, the charity part is full of shit, and the amount of world records this thing has produced is terrible for an event about running.
Any good streams from last night?
>>363323279
im not bald but if its anything like shaving facial hair that shit must be a chore
Both runners are bald but only the left one is man enough to let people see
Still needs to shave that asap though jesus christ
>>363322378
way to derail the thread faggot
>>363323156
Speedrunning is cringe. It's all single player games anyways and only losers play those.
>>363323275
Say please next time.
>>363323320
>It's interesting to see a high level of skill or deep or practiced knowledge of games and people explaining it as they do it. For people who don't follow speedrunning in general, GDQ is basically a bunch of that.
99% of the people in this thread don't watch it for that.
They watch it for the one cringey moment or one funny moment that happens every 6 hours.
>all these kids amazed someone can link their own number
>they weren't around when someone was posting pictures of cards of their post number
Grown up underage the lot of you.
>>363323339
Yeah senpai I have shitty facial hair but I still can't be fucked shaving most of the time.
>>363323339
im not bald but i shave my head once a week, it takes literally 5 minutes.
>>363323338
Silent Hill 4 was pretty comfy
>Tfw hair grows extremely quickly and long butYou are going grey at 24
>>363323402
Bruh you're not even remotely in a position to dictate how these threads work considering you first started browsing 4chan within the last few weeks.
>>363323339
probably, but that small daily time commitment goes a long way towards not looking like... that guy
>>363323387
nice clit
>>363323408
>cards of a post number
geez grandpa the board moved that slow back then?
Tell me more.
>>363323271
Fug!
>>363323336
its about showmanship
the real runs are done at home after doing hours of work
>>363323462
I've probably been around 4chan longer than you have. And yes, that is how these threads work actually.
>>363323462
>you must be new
>NOW ABOUT THIS BALD GUY XD every other post
>>363323448
Women find that sexy anon, at least women with daddy issues.They're also always crazy in bed
did we get any more angles/shots on the cute blondepenisgirlsitting behind the runners yesterday during borderlands 2
god balding people are so fucking pathetic
>>363323448
Going grey is better than bald. At least if worst comes to worst you can dye your hair.
>>363323382
Thank you, physician.
>>363323562
sauce me up senpai
>>363323402
The people who are here purely to bitch and whine because they see an active thread make up a fair portion, as always.
>That hairline
Why is he so BALD?
>>363323567
>tfw greying in the sides
>tfw thinning on the top (still no spots, though)
I should just get a buzz, probably
>>363323604
Shit tier genetics and a bad diet.
>>363323462
Bruh stop projecting. These threads have always been about the cringe and the autistic drama.
>>363323523
Anon, we both know that you're right, so why argue with some newfag who hasn't gone through it yet?
No one cares unless A) it's a game they like, or B) some Chibi/Caveman, Jak and Owen Wilson, Crash Bandi-kill myself level shit.
>tfw started balding at 25
>37 now
thanks bald dad
>>363323387
HOT
>>363323562
That gallery was god tier
>>363323448
>tfw guy with hair complains that it's not the right color
Check your god damn privilege.
>color on right screen is muted
4/10
>>363323604
>>363323619
Hes in the prime of his life guys I think hes lookin gooooooood.
Holy shit this game is boresville
It is 2017, AGDQ is ongoing and the people are brandishing torches, screaming in the streets.
Somehow, the people that organize AGDQ thought it would be a good idea to not include Mario 64 and OOT in the event.
Now, people are asking for revenge. The venue is blocked by police as millions of angry listeners chant in unison:
WE WANT MARIO 120 STARS RUN
>>363323673
>No one cares unless A) it's a game they like, or B) some Chibi/Caveman, Jak and Owen Wilson, Crash Bandi-kill myself level shit.
I agree.
This is why the people who watch GDQs are more autistic than speedrunners.
>>363323523
>>363323660
>These threads have always sucked that's why I come in every single one of them for the last four years to make sure they still suck!
>>363323628
>shit genetics
anon, there's a reason those genes are in the pool and common. Balding correlates with intelligence, that's why there's many bald guys working at universities
>pro_jn just pulled ahead after being behind the entire time
OH FUCK
>the balding Steve Brule lookalike is in a stable relationship full of love
>most of /v/ are still virgins
Sad!
wtf is a summer car?
why is everyone spamming "my summer car" on the chat? are they running MSC?
>>363323387hot belly thanks 4 sharing
>>363323387
>>363322926
>tfw no bara bf
what's with this haHAA meme
>>363323756
they did oot yesterday
>b-but the original
fuck off, close enough
will they fuck up the incentive again
>>363323756
>Somehow, the people that organize AGDQ thought it would be a good idea to not include Mario 64 and OOT in the event.
OOT was in the event, and no SM64 runners submitted.
The event doesn't invite people, the runners have to pitch their run and get accepted. If noone submits SM64, obviously it's not going to get in.
>>363323684
>37
>still living
>weeb
>>363323689
Can you give me the source, amigo?
>>363323756
>implying they would not include SM64
like last time, they're most likely saving it for when 1 million is reached.
>>363323778
>>363323760
Are you joking? The autism, the cringe, and drama is what makes these threads great. They'd suck if they were super serious discussions about game mechanics.
>timer still going
>>363323757
>No one cares about sports unless it's A) a team they like B) some special cup or event
Why is livestreamer not working anymore?
>>363322926
There has to be a definitive link between people that don't trim their pubes in the slightest and autism.
Also there's a big difference between not trimming at all and shaving completely bald.
>>363322378
epic
>>363323806
"cringe" gets you banned so that's the substitute
>>363323757
You're the kind of person who probably criticizes people for what kind of alcoholic beverage they drink.
>>363323387nice belli fag
He lost the race and his hairline
>>363323851
No, it was accepted at SGDQ as a bonus game. No runners submitted this time around, so it's not going to be in the marathon.
>>363323775
It was because of the gauntlet, were you even paying attention.
>>363323829
>tfw people pick bad ending but they do the good ending
>try to justify it by saying its the bad ending because its the ending people didn't want
That was hilarious
mama always said don't make fun of bald people or else you turn bald too.
>>363323908
>>363323823
What a great run.
The guy shitting on the game at every opportunity and lamenting outloud how it's not the original several times.
>>363323929
Mum always said shed come back from the store.. Shes been gone 8 years
>>363323684
There is literally no point in living past 29. I don't know wtf you are doing.
>m-muh rng
>>363323875
Not that dude but most of us just come here to see people break cool games we played as kids, lighten up you fucking loser.
>>363323929
I've been told you'll go bald if you masturbate
and so here I am
>>363323967
What is this, Logan's Run?
>>363323756
>the people that organize AGDQ thought it would be a good idea to not include Mario 64
that's not how it works. you're retarded aren't you?
>>363323926
you mean from like 10 minutes ago? he was still behind then
>>363323846
You can guess half the tags
>>363323769
Makes sense. The only type of guy who would pass on his genes while being bald is a smart guy. Most of the dumb bald guys never reproduced.
>>363323892
Use streamlink, it's more up to date
>>363323967
What about video games? Dont you want to seem them become just another platform for corporate greed?
>>363323929
Fuck Bald people and Fuck Donald Drumpf.
>>363323961
Was perfectly fine, those hookshot jumps were delicious. And the 14 screen of falling
>game has 2 finals
>only difference between them is choosing a different option
>both runners choose the same option
wow, if each chose one would it kill the autists or something?
>>363324043
You won't become president just because you say that
>>363321364
Literally nothing wrong, the speedrunning general is there for a reason and has been forever
he can still win right, bros?
>>363324007
Yeah, he caught up during that boss fight, they were pretty much neck and neck then until the end.
>>363324036
Dude it's 2017. That happened when arcades went into the garbage.
>>363324043
Enjoy your new president you fuckwit
>>363323840
>touhou
>weeb
>>363324009
Doesn't even need to, you can get the sauce off [redacted] in 5 seconds
>Rayquaza incentive name isn't fug
fug
>>363321151
ALRIGHT, I tuned out after the MGS2 run last night, what autism did I miss?
>>363323929
mummy always said every mummy gives tendies for winning hide the finger
>>363323684
>every male in the family is bald
>start balding with 18
had to embrace the shaven head
BASED DWARF HOSTING
YES
>>363323448
I got my first grey hair in grade 6 and I'll probably be full grey by 30.
Bitches love grey hair on younger guys.
>>363323684
>mfw I got all the shit genes from my parents
Nobody balding except me, small dick, Pectus excavatum
>>363324087
Cunt I went to law school I know my shit dont fuck wit me now or ill have you in shackles by nine thirty NIGGER
What time is it for the runners right now?
>>363321620
ding ding ding ding
good post anon
>>363323890
Yeah anon, that's actually very accurate.
But the B) part would be more like the nip slip during the halftime.
>>363323998
I know what I'm re-watching today.
HEY GUYS REMEMBER TO HATE THESE FUCKING CUNT COMPANIES THAT HIRE SPEEDRUNNING ANNOUNCERS TO SHILL OUT WEEE
>>363324084
lmao btfo
>>363323684
Baldness is from maternal line.
All my maternal uncles still got bushy heads of hairs at 60+, and my grandfather died with a fucking mane.
Sadly half of them are gone with dementia/alzheimer so i probably won,t get to appreciate it
>>363324160
11:40 AM
>>363323156
speedrunning attracts some of the most bottom barrel people of the video gaming community. Marathons like this puts them all together and it just becomes a shitfest for awkward moement, cringe, and other shit, etc.
>Cancer took my grandpa earlier this year
I hope he brings him back.
>cancer took my grandfather
>laughing in background
>Dram isn't running Kaizo this year
I hope Joe and Mac is cool
>>363323684
I started balding around 18 dude, just shave it it's no big deal.
>cancer took my grandfather
[audience laughter]
>duwang is winning for the castform name
well that's unexpected
>>363324083go on
>>363324084
>>363324281
I guarantee that $1000 was from one daisy fag
>>363324287
>Baldness is from maternal line.
It's literally not, thats a myth.
>>363324262
plankton and fish and sea greens and PROTEIN FROM THE SEA
>>363324084
w-we should start calling people to ask for donations
>>363324128
IKR
At least whoever is in charge of the music has good taste.
>no adam_ak GTA runs
dropped
>>363324302
>Marathons like this puts them all together and it just becomes a shitfest for awkward moement, cringe, and other shit, etc.
No, it puts together the speedrunners who give a shit about GDQs, which is maybe 5% of them at best.
>>363323739
>>363323976
Unfortunately you're in the wrong place if you want a discussion on that. I'm sure you already noticed though.
>>363324084
the fact that the event is being held in vermont just makes this even better
>>363324393
>gta runs
those aren't fun and never were
over 75% of the games at this event are terrible
Man I did not remember Magic Sword having that much slowdown.
>>363324341I've said too much. I forget who tf it was, in particular. Just someone online I used to talk to.
inb4 ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
>time still running
>>363324084
>Ya boi losing to a standard girl name
What the fuck kind of casual shit is this
here we go lads
amazing run
>>363324413
>AUS hours
>Expecting anything but rampant worthless shitposting.
>instant trainwreck
anyone surprised?
RIP
>>363324454
What games would you have picked to fill out a 200 hour schedule?
new thread
>>363324524
new thread
>>363324524
new thread
>>363324524
BANNED
Blame the controller, as usual.
CYGHFER!CYGHFER!CYGHFER!CYGHFER!CYGHFER!CYGHFER!CYGHFER!CYGHFER!CYGHFER!
HOLY SHIT LITERALLY OUR BOI IS BACK FROM THE GRAVE!
>>363324006
Alright I didn't now I do. Well in that case you send an email to Siglemic, tell him you'll suck his dick for free or else they're spitting on probably 150k in donations.
Could this GDQ get any worse?
>>363324421
its in va though, literally accross dulles airport like 15 mins from where i live
>>363324507
best run of the marathon so far
>Spend ages on setup
>Don't bother to make sure everything works first
Is this subtle enough to wear in public?
>>363324561
>Siglemic
Siglemic isn't even top 10 anymore.
>>363322378
>>363324592
yes... like I said, the event is being held in vermont
>>363324084
AGDQ is strictly against political stuff. Even having a friend have in his posession a piece of clothing which is a part of political campaining will get you banned, so please stop with this political content or you will get banned.
>>363324650
only if you're good looking with a toned body
>>363324464Too bad, keep going
>>363324742
>toned
>>363324650
That's a really nice shirt, but the design would look better on another color. That's more yellow than anyone should ever wear at once.
>>363323872
cute
>>363324024
Thanks.
>>363323872
Wow good job dude, she's out of his league by being qt in the face and he's nailing it. Good for him.
>>363321810
>Current OP
>OP doesn't have 4chin pass
EXPLAIN YOURSELF
>>363323872
Can one of you guys do me a favor and shoot me right in the brain stem?