Who will play him in the latest MGS adaption?

>>83298378
jared fogel

Idris Elba

>>83298378
Michael Cera

a tall muscular confident good looking black guy

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It bothers me that fanboys always suggest nerdy/dorky looking actors even though Otacon is a very handsome man

>>83298559
keanu reeves

>>83298559

>thin
>always looking down
>scrawny facial hair
>weak stuttery voice
>pees on himself
>watches anime

>very handsome

>>83298378

Probably some Jew

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Liam Neeson

Jonah Hill

>>83298641

he fucked two 10/10s
not only that even his own sister and stepmom wanted his dick

>>83298818
Definitely didn't fuck sniper wolf. Who's the other one?

>>83298378
poop goblin?

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>>83298877

>>83298818

that's because he exists in videogameland where there are hardly any fat or ugly chicks

>>83298978
More like because he's a nip self insert gone haywire

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>be Hollywood executive
>ok whatever let's make this video game movie
>what is this, where's the diversity
>we must fix this
>no, we can't make the hero black
>...
>wait, I got it
You know it to be true.

>>83298953
Naomi was basically a corpse at that point

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Domhnall Gleeson