Does lembas bread stop you from having to shit? Why do they

>>84579522
They do in the extended edition.

fuck off george, nobody wants to read about your character's diarrhea policy

>>84579522
This is something often left out of films. Plans and important events are never halted by characters having a dangerous bloody bout with diarrhea.

>>84579650

But it is important. If they show them eating, why not shitting?

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>>84579704
Bravo George

Did the elves ever have a comprehensive tax policy to explain their pristine upkeep of their kingdoms along with their standing armies. That was always one of my quibbles with Tolkien.

>>84580030

Most importantly m8. What kind of waste extraction disposal system did they use? Did they have dry toilets? Sewers? Did they magically make it all away? Did they cast it into the stinkiness of mount excreta?
Why can't we know?

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>>84579522
>Guess what we actually carry to Mordor.

>>84580030
Funny thing is that Tolkien did bother to come up an answer to the question as to what do subterranean dwarves eat: magic roots that become bread when boiled.

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>>84579745

this is one of the fifteen criteria i use to judge movies