IS STAR WARS EPISODE 7 - THE FORCE AWAKENS, FUCKED?!?
http://247365hatemachine.blogspot.ca/2015/10/star-wars-episode-7-force-awakensfact.html
>>61711623
cute blog faggot
tl;dr
>>61711623
>IS STAR WARS EPISODE 7 - THE FORCE AWAKENS, FUCKED?!?
Probably, yea
>>61711623
>http://247365hatemachine.blogspot.ca/2015/10/star-wars-episode-7-force-awakensfact.html
Probably not. But I'd be happy enough if people viewed it poorly and saw through the bullshit being laid on their plate. I just want JJ to cry.
How did you like last night's episode?
christ who cares? this show was never good
it was pretty good
>>61709555
I feel actual pain every time i remember the simpsons is still made.
also checked
He's gonna take you back to the past...
Forgot about this cuck and his meme tbh
HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU TO HIS BEDROOM AND WATCH YOU FUCK HIS WIFE
>>61711787
No you didn't. Shitposters go.
I want to take all the cuck posters to a farm and just let them around and get it all out. They'll get all the big black dick they obsess over.
Based Chief. No character more based.
>tfw a beautiful race of peaceful people were wiped out by racist evil white men.
>'lobotomies r wrong' meme
>>61708655
>>61708683
>contrarian meme
What's the deal with all the rampart racism going on in this board lately?
And, how do we fix it?
>>61712303
What's to fix, racism has been a thing on 4chan since forever, can't take it, fuck off.
Why is racism bad on the internet
>>61712303
back to reddit nigger
What went wrong?
>Peter (Levi Miller) is a young boy who is left on the steps of an orphanage in London by his mother Mary (Amanda Seyfried). Upon learning that the establishment's cruel caretaker Mother Barnabas (Kathy Burke) is hoarding food for herself, Peter and his best friend Nibs steal it to distribute amongst themselves and the other orphans. In the process, Peter finds a letter written by his mother, declaring her love and assuring Peter they'll meet again "in this world or the other".
>In retaliation for the boys' mischief, Mother Barnabas summons pirates who kidnap Nibs and several others. Peter manages to rescue Nibs, but is captured himself and taken to Neverland, a magical realm beyond space and time, where he is forced to become a slave laborer and mine for fairy dust on behalf of the ruthless pirate Blackbeard (Hugh Jackman), during which Peter befriends another miner, James Hook (Garrett Hedlund). After insulting Blackbeard's men, Peter is forced to walk the plank, but survives by flying above the water. Blackbeard then confides with him about an old prophecy that a boy who could fly would one day kill him, but Peter refuses to believe he is the said boy.
>Returning to the mines, Peter joins Hook and his accomplice, Smee (Adeel Akhtar), in stealing one of Blackbeard's flying boats and escaping into the forest, where they are found and nearly executed by the natives led by Chief Great Little Panther (Jack Charles), before his daughter, Tiger Lily (Rooney Mara), notices Peter's pan flute pendant, left to him by Mary, and said to belong to their people's greatest hero, the legendary Pan. Tiger Lily reveals that Peter's father was the Fairy Prince, and that Mary incurred Blackbeard's wrath by rejecting his advances, for which she was forced to abandon Peter and seek shelter in the Fairy Kingdom. As part of his heritage, Peter has the ability to fly, but unable to do so because of his lack of faith.
>Fearful of Blackbeard's punishment, Smee betrays the natives' location to him, and in the ensuing battle, Chief Great Little Panther is murdered by Blackbeard, who also reveals he killed Peter's mother. Peter, Hook, and Tiger Lily escape in a raft and head to the Fairy Kingdom to enlist their help in defeating the pirates. Along the way, Peter falls into the river and is nearly eaten by a crocodile before being rescued by the mermaids (Cara Delevigne), after which he has a vision of Blackbeard accidentally killing Mary as she defended the Fairy Kingdom from his offensive. Despondent over their chances, Hook leaves, while Peter and Tiger Lily arrive at the Fairy Kingdom only to be ambushed by Blackbeard, who uses the pan flute pendant to open their gates and launches an attack.
>Peter escapes and befriends one of the fairies, Tinker Bell. Together, they rally the faries to battle the pirates, and are joined by a returning Hook, who fights Blackbeard's right-hand man Bishop (Nonso Anozie) aboard the stolen ship, which tips over, sending both falling to their deaths. Peter conquers his fears and flies to save Hook, while Blackbeard and his men are overpowered by the faries. Forced into an abyss, they subsequently fall to their deaths; Smee is the sole survivor having fled during the battle. Peter then has a vision of Mary, who reaffirms him to be Neverland's great hero, Peter Pan.
>Shortly afterwards, Peter and Hook, now the captain of the Jolly Roger, return to London to rescue Nibs and the other orphans, who become part of Peter's crew, the Lost Boys. Peter and Hook then reaffirm their friendship, certain that nothing will ever go wrong between them.
>>61704358
A better version had already been made:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kM4CiaIhqo
>>61704358
something about that synopsis doesn't seem to gel with the canon
How do you write comedy? Is there a secret to it?
>>61705843
The secret is to be funny.
Easier to write drama than comedy. Start there, sprinkle in some comedy. Writing a full comedy is so fucking hard. Bad comedy is a bore. Bad drama can at least be funny.
>>61705843
1. think of things in your head
2. say them aloud to people
3. are these people laughing?
4. if yes, write it down
>be a Thai tattoo designing website
>claim you hate reddit
>Implying you wouldn't all flock there if CIA did an AMA
They did
in fact most of them are from there
especially the ones that push baneposting still
>>61708728
>>61708756
ah, the ol' reddit switcheroo
>>61708728
THEY EXPECT ONE OF US IN THEIR SUBREDDITS BROTHER!
Which actor is the biggest jerk, you often don't think of though.
It's Ben Stiller.
>>61708928
John Travolta often jerks me off, does that count?
C'mon dude
I'll jerk ya off
>scrawny girl beats the shit out of fully grown man
Into the trash it goes
>>61705836
1 is not a fully grown man, he's skinnier than she is.
>>61705836
that's hot tbh
>>61705836
she's not human
What exactly was Tolkien thinking when he wrote in Bombadil? What is his purpose, his use? And where was he during the Silmarillion?
he represents god
nothing can exist without tom also existing
He was made for his kid.
Fargo Season 2: It's airing tonight, right? Why no thread?
>>61698279
use the catalog
>>61698309
What's it under? I looked and CTRL+F'd.
>>61698279
>Gee you're a big fella
Let's get a thread going for general horror movie discussion as the month chugs along. What has everyone watched so far? What are your childhood favorites? Best scenes? Best final grills?
I finally watched Blair Witch Project last night.
I can't imagine watching it on a theater given the way it's presented. I don't think it would feel authentic enough.
Anyway it was fun.
I haven't watch a lot of horror movies this month because of work and school, but I have gotten to Suspiria, which was great.
>dat atmosphere
>dat cinematography
I'm going to watch Eden Lake tonight.
favorite childhood movie
>The Mist
>last scene is amazing tbh
Get in here faggots
>>61576424
Hype
Lowkey curious to see how Lady GaGa's acting chops are.
Reminder gaga gets eaten by her "children"
Toby Wibblywobby for Showruiner Edition
Before the shitpost flood: >>61644109
>>61647634
the rock intro was GOAT, was this just a one time thing or is it the new theme ?
>>61647835
just one time I think
oh well
>>61647835
one time probably