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Get in here faggots
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>>61576424

Hype
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Lowkey curious to see how Lady GaGa's acting chops are.
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Reminder gaga gets eaten by her "children"
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Will this season not fall apart?
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based Vin
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stream?
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I'm optimistic since Lange is finally not around to play the same character again
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>>61576489
Freak Show was ass. Hope the series can rebound.
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>>61576424
not even a minute in and they already used the ULTRA WIDE ANGLE lens.

When the fuck are they going to fire the cinematographer who keeps thinking that shit is acceptable anywhere outside of videos of teenagers skateboarding and gopro videos?
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>>61576489
>fuckboys already up to his gimmicky camera tricks
Its already falling apart
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>Welcome to America

how long before rape and or murder and not necessarily in that order
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STREAM WHERE
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i fucking hate lady gaga
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This airs after the horror of Man Of Steel.

How fitting.
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>dat Universal studios product placement

> D R O P P E D
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Why is this show still a thing?
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sew me into the bed
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WHERE ARE THE DUTCH ANGLES
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Scheming for a Streaming, please.
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Was that Joy Division?
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The 10 commandments tied into the show intro. Kinda weird
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>>61576660

Yes.
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What were they speaking?
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>>61576424
o shit this is tonight?

I hope its not shit like last season.
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>>61576665
or spooky?
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>>61576674
Emma Roberts looks like Cassie Brooks.
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>>61576681
Sounded like German. They were rude like Germans, too, so....
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>>61576703
Didn't sound like German to me, more like Dutch.
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if Freak Show did one thing right, it was the intro.
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how many times will fucks post DROPPED in this thread?
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Shining like twins.
A creepy hand.
A guy sewn into a bed.
A creepy maid washing out blood.

I'm still pessimistic but that's more interesting shit than Freakshow already.
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>10 minutes in
>no Gaga
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D R O P P E D
R
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P
P
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>>61576424
Popping here 'cause Wes Bentley has been my husbando ever since American Beauty.
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The monster shit popping out the bed was kinda cool. I was expecting a plain dead body.
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Isn't it on at 10? (PST here)
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This is a lesbian couple yes
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>>61576749
Thats a good thing
Shes terrible
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I hope that we get an Elisa Lam storyline.
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>>61576681
I think it's Swedish.
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Aaaand dropped, that has to be a record for me
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soopy vampire kids
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I bet this shit happens to Americans all the time in Eur-

OH FUCK CHILD CANNIBALS
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WE SE7EN NOW
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Look at Benadict Cumberbatch over here.
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>that guy's moan
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>>61576749
yeah, I hope we can got a couple episodes without her

Gaga made the commercials unwatchable. The commercials.
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>Left alive with no eyes and tongue

goddamit this shit weirded me out when Hannibal did it and it's still creepy as shit now
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dude this is gonna shock the teens that watch out show lmao
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your over 4 hour erect dick superglued into a corpse's vagina

yipes
just
yipes
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>imagine the faces of all the people tuning in for the first time because of Gaga
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> HE HAS A KID
she's going to get buttblasted
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>>61576759
I just jelly he got to kiss Thora Birch.
Also, he finally stopped looking like a high schooler.
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>>61576883
>he cares about the kid

that kid is dead fucking meat.
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>>61576864
>i'd probably keep thrusting tbh
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>>61576864
>not being jealous
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>44% on Rotten Tomatoes

yeah no thanks fam
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>>61576883
nah she's becoming one of those fucked up Hotel Children, then will eat and or fuck her daddy in the finale

>I want to play a game
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>last scene of the episode
>hotel guests go to the recreation room
>decide to play cards
>lights flicker
>gaga appears on the table

>CANT READ MY CANT READ MY!

>cut to black
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So that's how he gets roped in.
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>>61576424
doesn't this show have a hot boyish girl protag, or am i thinking of something else
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>from the shinning to true detective to seven to saw
wew lad
whats coming next
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Is this nigga Doflamingo?
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>We SAW now
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>>61576907
> implying we watch this because it's good
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does anyone have a site anywhere near as wonderful as project free tv ? I miss it...
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>Sara Paulson about to fuck a guy to death
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DUDE DRUGS LMAO
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>>61576932
Blow
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goo covered gimp
drill dick sodomy
how quaint
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>>61576932
ayy lmao
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LITERALLY RAPED WITH A DRILL
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WTF
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BRUUUUUUUUHHHH
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Going in with no backup....what in the fuck
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Everyone stays at room 64... and no one leaves
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will this rape scene trigger SJWs or will they not care because he's clearly a cis white male?
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The fuck
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> been here since the dawn of time
cute
I like it

welcome to the hotel california
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>>61577038
He's a white junkie
Nobody will bat an eyelid
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>>61577038
can't rape a man, check and mate SJW
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>I love you Sally
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>tfw no stream

make gaga gifs pls
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Finally a season where my waifu isn't deformed.
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Well this so far has been pretty fucking awful
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pretty shit so far tbh
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oh shit.. that semi tranny janitor is whats his face from true blood and this last season
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>>61577083
we got a long season to go, give it time
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With this series you really have no idea what the fuck is going on till at least episode 3
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>Not Even Convincing Tranny
>Anal rape
>Matt Bomer

Is this set to be the faggiest season yet?
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This is my first time watching it. Seems like it's more DUDE WE'RE SO EDGY LMAO kind of show
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>>61577090
once again American Horror Story decides to throw everything at the viewer including the kitchen sink, instead of crafting a cohesive narrative.
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>>61577108
>Implying I'll make it past this episode
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Is the acting awful? I mean, almost beyond redemption? I rarely drop out of a film but I wasn't expecting a student film here.

Also that detective has the shittiest writing my god.
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>>61577083
> being a burnt out old punk chick
> not the worst deformity
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really banking hard on that shining/village of the damned imagery
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kids and horror are the worst mix
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this some MC Escher shit right here
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That carpet is literally a ripoff of the shining
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BUT THEN WHO WAS CLOCK?
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should i watch Fargo? Does it have any relation to the coen movie?
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>>61577156
>MC Escher shit
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Where's Jessica Lange.
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>>61577132
I think... it fits the show.
I dunno. There is a kind of dark camp I have grown to enjoy with this show.
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>>61577161
MY COCK
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>>61577177
No shit.
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I hope cardboard cutout jon hamm catches the kid and escapes American Horror Story: The Motel.
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>>61576965
pls....
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Could we please make a cohesive narrative before going down the rabbit hole of weird? Last seasons fuck up was flip flopping between supernatural and serial killer
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>>61577157
you should have seen last season. In one episode they completely, shamelessly ripped off the ending of Freaks. Right down to the legless guy crawling in the mud under a wagon.

It was the best moment of the season and it was terrible because I'm sure no one who enjoyed that show knows what they were ripping off.
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>>61577184
well.. I guess I am hoping for some full blown space bending Escher shit
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>>61577177
It has a few references to the movie but overall its a fantastic show
It also has the same atmosphere the movie has

You should definitely check it out
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>all these fugs not realizing the Shining carpet is there on purpose
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>>61577188
she dropped it because she knew it was going to be shit
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>>61577191

This. Honestly. Do people watch this expecting some deep well written drama? It's shitty fun camp and some good imagery, gross out porn
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Oh man, are we going to have a true mystery again? No slice of life with freaks and witches like the last two?
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This is a show for bitchy gays and their fag hag hanger ons. Are you in that demographic?
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Hope you guys are enjoying it. As someone who thought S3 and S4 were messes, I will be holding off on live streams until confirmation that S5 is good.

>>61577126
The first 2 seasons were really good, mainly because they had likable characters we could root for. Not perfect characters, but still, likable. Plus the narrative(s) were much tighter and the direction was a lot more subtle.

With S3, they went full retard with everything. Pretty much everyone is a cunt, violent and weird shit happens for no reason, and it feels like they're making it up as they go along. Plus, a lot of the best cast members are gone now.
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>>61577191
Huh. I just don't remember this kind of acting or writing from all the other seasons.

For me it just feels like its not taking itself seriously.
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>>61577245
No I'm in the alcoholic shut in who watches everything demographic.
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>>61577235
>just turn your brain off bro

These are the type of people that watch this /tv/
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>>61577177
Its fucking good
In fact you should probably start watching it instead of wasting your time with AHS
the second season starts this monday so you still have time
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I really wish this took place in like the 70s-80s. It would just feel more rite
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53 minutes left.
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time to get even worse
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Well that explains why Gaga looked like a drugged out whore in the previews
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GAGA
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They gonna fuck....then kill
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More Joy Division
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>>61577302
Shit, really? What is this Sons Of Anarchy?
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Bomer + Gaga = power couple
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What is with the swinging foursomes tonight? First SPN. Now this.
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Is Finn Wittrock coming back?
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This shit is currently reminding me of a Marilyn Manson music video
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>>61577347
gaga looks like MM
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Aaaaannnddd dropped
Alright that's it for me
Goodnight folks
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>musical number
DROPPED

she's not even acting, this is just a shitty music video.

don't forget Lady Gaga is only famous because her daddy invented hotel wifi.
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be honest, would you get in the elevator with people who tease you like that during an outdoor screening of Nosferatu?
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>>61577330
> every gloomy song is Joy Division
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>>61577373
If I was a dumbass whore couple, sure.

Speaking of

BTFO
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Gaga got cake goddamn
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WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE!
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Holy shit they're vampires
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>>61577373
Odd place to hook up honestly
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le shock value
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Uhhh OK?
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of course the asian girl's body is obscured the whole fucking time.

can't let people look at pretty asian girls, lets look at Jew Gaga's pasty jelly rolls.
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>>61577401
....maybe not
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>>61577330
Actually that's "Tear You Apart" by She Wants Revenge.
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Establish character first, then do weird bullshit
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Just flipped this on. So FX allows porn now? Da fuck
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>>61577402
Not if you're looking for fucked up hipsters.
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>>61577330
Nope. Bauhaus.
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>>61577465
nope
The Cure
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>>61577457
Hipsters like black and white movies?

Oh look the Swedes are still alive
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>>61577401
I knew it getting the start
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I half expected rape guy to join in
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this is going to be an enema
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Okay this is my first time watching this show. Has it always been DUDE EDGY LMAO?
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>>61577475
Not really.

But they'd watch them in public with friends and act like they do.
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I just don't want to have sex anymore. Jesus fuck.
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>>61577330
Joy Division used to be patrician tier goth stoner music. Now like everything else cool from the 20th century it's been coopted by faggot hipsters who are too degenerate to come up with anything culturally interesting themselves.
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>>61577497

since the very first scene hommie
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>>61577497
admittedly not so much in a single episode
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>>61577497
yes and no
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>>61577497
>5th season
>I think I might start watching this show!
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>>61577497
Yeah.. but it didn't always blow its load so early and often.
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>>61577508
>implying anyone who visits 4chan has sex
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she's child chow now aint she?
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>>61577553
>implying /soc/ doesn't exist
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Anyone have a stream?
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wow what an actress!
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>>61577540
I mean all of them are different so he can start anywhere. But he should start with murder house or asylum though
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>>61577553
>4chan is some secret gathering of society's discontents and not an extremely popular website.
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They did it! The Cubs won! They're going to the Super Bowel!
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Ok, this will suck. Might last a few episodes though.
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>>61577511
I remember one of the first times hearing of them was on some anon dating site and some chick near me said if she slept with you she'd be imagining she was with Ian Curtis from Joy Division.
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>be actress for years and years
>suck tons of dick and take it in the ass multiple times for roles
>some musician bitch comes in and get major billing just because she got famous for being a super skank in the music industry
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Wait wasn't one of those girls being eaten by kids earlier?

The hotel is some weird time loop shit right?
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Murder House > Asylum > Freak Show >>>>>>>>>>>> Coven
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can someone be a bro and post a streaming site, never really recovered after projectfree
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>>61577591
the first season is the only good one.

it was the one with the smallest cast and the most focused story, and it didn't end with a bunch of loose ends.
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>>61577621

They were just snacking
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>>61577621

When drug boy was getting buttfucked the clock went back, so yeah it's doing some TARDIS level shit.
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>>61577600
>implying it's not both
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>dipping a PS4 into a vat of liquid gold
>implying this wouldnt destroy the system
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>>61577635

This seems right. I'm expecting Hotel to be either better than Freak Show, or worse. But not as bad as Coven.
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>>61577635
>Murder House > Asylum > Coven >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Freak Show

ftfy
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>>61577611
Liar. They still need two more outs.
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this is awful.
this show took such a nosedive it's unbelievable.

fuck you Brad Falchuk
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>>61577635
>freak show
>even more gimmick than everything else
>good
'no'
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Schweppes! Schweppes!
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stream please
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not so clever girl
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could they pander any harder to homosexuals and tumblrs?

i least they know their audience.
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>>61577639
I'm glad im not the only one
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Bringing your daughter........really dude
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So every season has a serial killer
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He's gonna shoot his kid isn't he?
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>>61577724

One episode in and its already that bad?
God damnit, fuck you, Ryan Murphy, you bald twonk faggot.
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>>61577710
or a dl link when its done
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>>61577724
someone got triggered
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JIGSAW HAS RETURNED
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33 more minutes left.
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I get the feeling that theres going to be some time travel fuckery or some multidimensional fuckness.

Cap this for later

Also ewwwww intestines.
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welp i'm done watching this flaming turd.
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So far Scream Queens is better.
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>>61577660
fair point. it's pretty diverse tbh
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>>61577739
ryan murphy has a thing for seriel killers ever since he did nip/tuck
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Where the webms at.
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>>61577790
so far Scream the tv series is better.
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>>61577789
see you next week
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>>61577761
Lady GaGa with top billing and gay anal rape.

This whole season is just one long Lady GaGa advert.
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Any live streams? Would be awesome because I'm away from home
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Coven was so bad it literally put me off the rest of this series.
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>>61577786

something muiltidimensional is definitely going on with room 64

felt it the second the detective walked in and everything was fine, but didn't catch the clock magic shit
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This is better than Murder House!
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Is Paranormal Activity still scary?
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omg this is still on for another half hour
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>>61577635
Eh I always found asylum to be the best oversll with the best combination between great characters and mystery but to each his own........actually fuck that switch freak show and coven l. The only thing good about freak show was dandy and the tie in with asylum
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Why do these shows keep trying to make actors with such severe gayface be straight? Not to mention how ethnic Lady Gaga's face is. That whole scene was pretty bad.
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>>61577841
How the hell should I know. I only watched the first one.
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oh shit
dead son, son
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This episode feels weird already. Might not give it my 3 episode rule. Also, why the fuck would a couple sleep in separate beds?
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press X to Holden
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JASON
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Not standing with your child like the other adults....I mean come on son.
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>>61577635
I kinda wanted to watch Coven (since I just finished season 2)

Can you tell me why /tv/ hates it so much?
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What a bad father. Loses his son because he was too busy on his phone. Probably shitposting on Facebook
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Matt Bomer bretty gud tbh

he's taking this seriously when everyone else is hamming it up
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>>61577808
So far dying of cancer is better.
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Fuckin hell, losing his kid? Poor bastard.

>>61577834
Some kind of stable time loop fuckery, I'm guessing.
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DUDE MY LOST SON IS IN THE HOTEL HAHA
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This dialog is fucking terrible.
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>>61577931
wait which one is matt bomer? the cop or lady gaga's fucktoy?
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>>61577924
American Horror Story: Sabrina the Teenage Bitch edition, featuring a non-coherent plot and a universe that features magic yet at the same time no rules that said magic must follow
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SEASON 1 TIE IN
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>another kid that was part of lady hacks team in the promo images
wew
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Why do people keep staying at the hotel where people keep getting raped and killed?
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>>61577924
They made my waifu be trapped in hell disecting a frog for all eternity.
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>>61577924
Had promise, went to shot very shortly. The most sjw feminist season of all, interesting plot lines that. Were hyped but resolved in 10 minutes.
Hell I was excited about witches too, but they all ended up with he same powers and no one ever stayed dead.
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>>61577960
cop
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>>61577807
nothing worth webming at this point.

>>61577924
Nothing that happens in Coven ever matters. Like the whole show is about who's going to be the next Grand Master of witches, and one episode they'll make you think it's this person, then another episode it's someone else, and they just fuck around like that all season long. Plus, every character they kill off they bring back to life in a different episode. So why kill them off in the first place? Because they needed a dramatic cliff hanger. Coven has "making-it-up-along-the-way" written all over it.

shouldn't the kid be freaking out over that thing he just saw? Why does he look bored?
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>>61577924

Coven had a great trailer, everyone thought it would actually be about Witches and creepy shit.

Instead we got teenage bitches trying to kill each other and bullshit with a few decent bits(Mainly when the teenagers weren't in the scene.)
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>>61577960
>>61577987
Gaga's fuckboy.
The cop is Seneca Crane from the Hunger Games.
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>>61576965
it just moved domains anon, it's at projectfreetv . so
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>>61577980
almost everyone gets a shit ending but swamp waifu got the worst
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>yfw when the kids gets his boipussy fucked by drill man
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classic case of naked guy on the couch
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This is bahaus
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>its this song
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>>61577999
Yep my bad, this poster is right. All these black haired gay faced white dudes got me confused
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>>61577924
The script was terrible, I didn't want to look at a morbidly obese nigger and a downey girl for a whole season.

The whole thing felt like Charmed where they tried to throw some gore in and be all 'see how edgy we are lmao!'
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Lady Gaga...

MUST...

NOT...

ACT...

what a wooden performance
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>>61577924
Had almost zero since of mystery. I enjoyed the adult characters though....fuck the teen actors
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>>61578035
And to further my correction, I think that Wes Bentley, Seneca Crane, Interstellar man, Cop dude is taking this seriously and his acting is impressing me
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SHE'S GONNA FUCK THE KID!!!
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>lady gaga is considered an actress
lmao
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>GaGa's acting
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Gaga is pretty bland and one dimensional
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hey kid wanna /ss/?
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WELCOME TO /v/
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Tetris and Pacman?!

This is video game heaven!
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>>61578095
Kekkles
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damnit it could've been /ss/ but I guess we still can't show that on TV, damnit...
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Theres something hypnotic about Lady Gaga.

I like it.

Also, we /v/ now.
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Says he can't talk to strangers....yet goes on a walk with one..
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in real life all of those dumbshit kids would be smoking or none because theyre hipster faggots
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>>61578118
What
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>>61578122
crazy eyetalians
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>>61578122
report the tripfag
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I'm a socialist democrat, but I'm really starting to see what people mean when they talk about "degeneracy". This show is that.
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That S1 cameo

Please mention the murder house tours.
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>>61578122
report all tripfags posthaste you are not welcome
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finally
nathan for you
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>>61578167

we've gotta be in for a lot of MH references

both are modern day and in LA

Well I think this is set in LA, but definitely the LA area
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>>61578167
I missed it what cameo?
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>>61578159
> a horror story about murder and torture and gore
> upset there is sex in the mix
Fucking hell, America. Can we stop being so full of shit?
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>>61578198
the real estate agent
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First flashback of the season
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>>61578167
>>61578198
pretty sure it was just the same realtor
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What is with all these dolly/glide cam shots?
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I like slutty Paulson
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Reduce, recycle, reuse the needle
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somehow after all this.. still needles make me close my eyes
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Missed your lips
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>>61578224
>>61578233
Ohh now I remember thanks!
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hey look
actual character backstory
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how the hell does Kathy Bates managed to be so based every season amongst the rest of this faggotry
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SPLAT
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Easier to get camera movement without moving a dolly down the tight hallways
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lmao this stupid fucking shit
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this is bullshit remember when TV was actually a place you can go to watch tv with bros
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>Playing Hotel California
Terrible.
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OF FUCKING COURSE
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> Hotel California
fucking knew it
well.. they didn't wait long
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Hotel California.

And there we have it. Right on the nose.
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What a genius. Nobody would have thought to play this song!!!
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>Hotel California

we knew this was coming
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>Your boy has a jawline for days.

Oh, they nailed that line in one take.
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>>61578235
Ryan Murphy likes edgy camera shots and muh Dutch angles. And it seems he's being "inspired" by The Shining.
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>hotel california
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Daily reminder that Chloe Seviginy sucked jew cock on camera.
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>>61578334
almost as inevitable as the murder and ass rape
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Literally everything was predictable
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This episode
>simply perfect
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At least save Hotel California for the fucking finale. Talentless cunt Jews, shit show.
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>>61578323
>>61578329
>>61578333
>>61578334
Could be a red herring, still too early to tell.
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why would he stay there
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>>61578358
Some of them were good but damn he over does it so much just in this one episode
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>BASED TIER
Kathy Bates
Wes Bentley

>HIGH TIER
Slutty Paulson

>STUNT CASTING TIER
Lady GaGa
Schmidt from New Girl

>HAD IT COMIN' TIER
Dutch Girls
Slutty Paulson 1994

>OBVIOUSLY GAY TIER
Matt Bomer
That new owner dude

>LITERALLY WHO TIER
annnnd those were pretty much the only characters with roles this episode
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>>61578390
Bitch, that's the way you like it!
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>>61578409
>>61578409
because the killer drew him there plus he saw his boy in the hallway
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>>61578409

I really hope they go into it later, because there's no fucking way that was his first choice

I mean, he's probably just trying to bait the guy calling him and that's where he saw his son but still, bad fucking call

But that's horror for ya
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what filthy city does this disgusting hotel exist in?
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Well I'm out.

I'll see you all for American Crime Story in February.
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>the Clown

christ its back
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We PERSONA now?
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>>61578472
Los Angeles where else?
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>>61578492
What the fuck are you talking about?
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So is the clown from Freakshow checking in too? Is every fucking character making a cameo?
Calling it, Murphy is going to go full retard trying to tie in every season.
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>>61578422

what about the cynical transvestite?

be as /pol/ as you want, ironically or otherwise but he's probably gonna rank pretty high by the time this season is over
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>>61578472
It's based on the Hotel Cecil in LA, where that Chinese girl died last year.
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>>61578472
LA
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>>61578527
Standing around in drag for shock value does not constitute a role
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>>61578525
spoiler alert this is a post death hotel

only characters that have died will check in
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>>61578527
Denis O'Hare is based
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>>61578525
Cromwell shows up and calls Gaga a whore.
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>>61577373
that's vampire charisma for you
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Anyone else find that a bit underwhelming?
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>>61578422
>forgetting based Dennis/Russel
One of the few I'm staying for.
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>>61578651
>>61578588
dudes of course Denis O Hare is fucking awesome, but he did jack shit this episode
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ive never atched this show, but it seems like every new season people are saying, "last season was shit, hope it can come back"...

Was the show ever really good, or was it just that people want it to be good because the premise is (admittedly) really good?
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>>61578680
He's going to be the witty, sassy bitch we want, but Murphy is going to kill him off early because of poorly thought shock value.
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>>61578748
>implying he isn't already dead
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>>61578685
The first season was pretty good. The premise was simple (haunted house) and, as someone already stated, the cast was small which kept the storyline a bit more terse than later seasons.
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anyone upload it yet?
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>>61578565
>characters that have died
>Myrtle Snow comes back as fabulous as ever complaining about the hotel's shitty curtains

Pls make it happen.
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>>61578762
>implying the dead residents aren't going to die again
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>>61578896

I DIE, I LIVE, I DIE AGAIN
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>>61577646
The second one was the best one imo.
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>>61578685
season 1 was bizarre but addicting
season 2 was legitimately great
season 3 was bad bad bad
season 4 was pretty good but seems to fall to taste

so we're seeing if it can be as good as it was
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>>61578530
and other stories
http://abc7.com/archive/9409571/
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Download where?
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