So has he accepted that he'll never get with Daenerys now?

who the fuck is this geezer?

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>>86774698
Ah, yes! Here it is! The Friendzone meme! The Cuckold meme! Proudly said by a Internet dweeb that has never even touched a woman that wasn't his mother in his life! But hey, at least he was never friendzoned, which is the single worse flaw a man can make!

Such sunless troll convinently forgets that there was a time Jorah was the greatest war hero in all of Westeros. Such happen during the Greyjoy Rebellion, during which he was second breaching the walls of Pyke, and knighted for bravery. Afterwards, he won a tournament against Jaime Lannister himself, and after that had his second marriage to a member of the Hightower house, the most beautiful girl in the continent, who marry him, not for a startegic alliance, but for love. Sure, eventually the marriage ended, and he disgraced himself because of her, but at least he can say he bedded the most beautiful woman in his continent, which 99% of the people that will ever read this will never be able to say so.

Now, it seems that he is making the same mistakes, and only following Daenerys in hopes of bedding her. But such is not the case. He already accepted she will never bed him, but he still thinks of her as the most politically suited candidate for the throne. That is the reason he follows Daenerys now, and has diagraced himself for her. Something you would have noticed if you had actually watched the show.

But no, you see him getting rejected, and think of him only as LE LORD FRIENDZONE WHAT A KEKOLD LOL XD!!!, whitout getting to know his reasons and story, and without admiting how much more of a man he is when next to you. You even think he is the most friendzoned guy in the show, when Littlefinger exists. And yet you pretend to watch the show.

But then, you may have never have touched a woman, sure, but at least you aren't a cuckold like Jorah.

>>86774990
imagine carrying this much about 'that guy #342'

>>86774698
Imagine his surprise when Jon gets Dany pregnant.

>>86774698
>his lineage will die with him
So? His cousin carries the family name. Pretty sure if she marries she'll still be Lyanna Mormont since she's a Lady.

Jorah will kill Daenerys at the end

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>>86774698
Whoa. When I saw the thumbnail it looked like he had a Commando get up.

Iain Glen should be in the new Predator. Not those other guys...

>>86775055
With Heartsbane. Screencap this.

>>86775039
Jorah is white, based, and /ourguy/ other than having a shit waifu (which probably makes him even more of /ourguy/).

>>86775047
Not if she marries Robyn Arryn

Does anyone have a webm of the grayscale being removed?

>>86774698

>Marry a 6/10 nobel woman
>Bitch is a complete gold digger but you are too much of a cuck to get rid
>Demands so much jewelry you risk getting your house in to debt
>If I keep buying her jewelry she will never leave me
>Resort to slave trade to keep her happy
>Wife leave you for another man
>Get caught for slaving and sentenced to death
>Too much of a beta to take it as a man so run to a third world shithole leaving your Nobel life behind
>Find a 9/10 Queenie to worship
>Literally the love of my life
>Dedicate your life to protecting her
>Surely she's the one...
>Get cock blocked by her brother as she gets sold to a rape clan
>Husband died, be the faithful Jorah as always
>One night see her longing for some affection
>Cant stop looking at her tits, going to kiss her anyway
>She steps back looking disgusted
>I don't like you like that Jorah
>Foreverfriendzoned.jpg
>Have to spend the rest of my life guarding her door whilst listening to her fuck women, sellswords and bastards
>At least things can't get any worse
>Contract fantasy aids

Life of Jorah is suffering

>>86775222
>Marry a 6/10 nobel woman
Try 10/10. She was a fucking hightower

>>86775222
Also, you are mixing books with tv. Show Jorah never tried to kiss Daenerys and Book Jorah never got Greyscale. If you are trying to bant, at leat do it properly

>>86775096
That wouldn't happen, since it would mean Bear Isle would pass on to Lyanna and Sweet Robyn's first child and it would become part of the Vale. Pretty sure Lyanna is smart enough to avoid that. She would probably marry a northen noble's boy with no inheritance, a 2nd of 3rd son.

>>86775047
lyanna mormont dies next season, episode 3

>>86775538
you shut your whore mouth

>>86775222
Also forgot
>he meets her her nephew
>get cucked in every possible way by him

>>86775583
https://pastebin.com/ZupDrxfR
bullet point 7

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>>86774990
lmao imagine the cuck who wrote this all out

did that fat lad remove the stone cladding from his dick as well?

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>>86775825
Ye
With his teeth

>>86775583
also episode 5 cleganebowl is really going to happen

>>86775055
But...my ship

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>"Ahhh ahhh... oh...Sir, Jorah...please close the door... I need to concentrate on Jon's long-claw stirring deeply into my dragon-pit..."

>>86776646
Where is the fucking boat?

>>86775045
Going by the sword scene, I think he's actually praying for this to happen.
>If her kid has my family sword, it will be like he's part of my family, therefore she's part of my family. I win.

Has Jorah ever been in a fight without getting injured?

Not sure if he got hit when fighting the wights, but pretty in every other fight he has gotten minor injures.

>>86774698
hes a queensguard, hes sworn to stay in the friendzone forever

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>>86776646
>Jon
>longclaw
more like that valyrian dagger lmao

>>86776805
He's passed his prime.

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>>86774698
But who will he bang now?

>>86777098
It's a pretty cock