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>>7796117
Pros: Get on everyone's nerves like a master ruseman
Cons: If someone tells you "WHATEVER YOU DO. DON'T SUCK MY COCK" you kinda have to do it.

Pros:
You are right most of the time.

Cons:
When you are wrong it is crucial so you never get anywhere.

>>7796365
>You are right most of the time.
this isnt true.

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>Bon Bon organizes and files this weeks projects in the file cabinet as her boss Anon leans back relaxing in his plush chair. Despite being worth more than a months pay to her it squeaks and creeks as he rocks back and forth bored.
“Are you gonna be free tomorrow Bonnie?”
>”You know I'm not.”
“Why?” He asks almost childishly before spinning in his chair.
>”Because sir, some of us cannot afford to drop our lives for a trip to the Trothamas.” She replies rather dryly closing the file cabinet.
>She can hear the chair make a final squeak as he walks up behind her and runs his hands along her waist, closing around her to form one of his famous spoon hugs.
>He kisses her bare shoulders with little love pecks as he works his way up to her neck as she just lets him do as he wants.
“We used to go places all the time Bon, what ever happened to that fun loving rabbit who loved to go for unexpected trips across Equestria?”
>”She grew up sir.”
“Well, if overseas is out of the question, how about we keep it casual and go to the finest restaurant here in Canterlot?”
>She ponders it a moment and looks back with a coy smile, “Can I keep the left overs?”
“Only if you agree to provide the “dessert” You know much I like your chocolaty truffle.”
>”Ok, its a deal.”
>He begins to feel up her breast and between her thighs as she can feel his libido rising. Though she was feeling a little hot under the scarf herself she gently parts from his grip.
>”Nuh-uh~ You cant have any pudding if you don't eat your meat.”
“Oh cmon Bonnie, I haven't had a good lay from you in weeks.” He flirts as she makes her way to door.
>Grabbing her coat she covers her booming bosoms and looks to him with a smile “Maybe treat a girl to a nice dinner first~”
>She exits his office and gives an annoyed grunt as she mumbles random grievances before leaving work for the day.

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>>7796231

>The following day, Bon Bon waits outside the fanciest restaurant in Canterlot for her boss as she looks at the clock. Late as usual. A cart rolls up next to her as Anon emerges.
“Beautiful as always Bon, are you ready to be wined and dined tonight?”
>”Excuse me sir.” She replies professionally “But may I remind you that we are just discussing documents for the planned merger next financial quarter.”
“Right, right. Ok. Driver that will be all.” He dismisses as the stallion takes his pay and walks away.
>As soon as he is out of hearing distance he looks back to Bon Bon.
“You know you dont HAVE to pretend our relationship is professional anymore. At this point I've bought out so many people we could have sex on the street and no scandal would happen.”
>”I'm sorry sir, but you have your ways, and I have mine.” She replies sternly fixing her hair, “Shall we go?”
>The two enter the restaurant and are surrounded by its bright extravagance, water fountains, chandeliers, stallions in suits, the whole nine. She wont lie, at one time these things did impress her.
>But it was just another distraction to the bigger things in life, still, it was not without its perks.
>The waiter pony takes them to their seats in a nice quiet corner, away from all the peacock strutting in the main area.
>The two sit down as the waiter goes to fetch the drinks as Anon and Bon Bon both open the menus.
“What are you gonna have?”
>”I dont know, maybe something a little big, I'm feeling little hungry.”
“Well I'm paying so help yourself.”
>He lean to the side and tries to look over her curvaceous figure, undressing her with his eyes as Bon Bon notices. She hides her sigh of fatigue with the menu before setting it down and composing herself before sensually smiling.
>Gripping her massive rack she gives her breasts a squeeze while looking him in the eye “You looking at these?”
“To start with, yes.”
>”Oh yeah? And whats after that?”

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>>7796250

“Maybe that tight little rabbit hole you got, I'd like to take a small dip in there and fill it up. I bet its longing for something hot and filling.”
>”Oh you have no idea what I have that's waiting for something hot and filling.” She says as the waiter returns with the drinks.
>”Your orders madam? Sir?”
>Without missing a beat Bon Bon goes first “Yes, I'll have 2 orders of the Chicken Alfredo 1 with extra cheese, an order of well done steak extra roll, 3 chicken fillet plates 1 extra corn, 1 Gourmet BLT extra lettuce, 1 chicken noodle soup, 1 vegetable stew, and 9 chocolate mousses but save those after the meals have been cooked. Oh and all the meals put in to-go boxes and 1 water.”
>The waiter has a look of sheer disbelief as he looks to your boss “A.and for you sir?”
“Bacon cheese burger. Well done.”
>”This is a rather large order, and um, it will take some time..”
“Thats fine, leave a bottle of your finest wine and we will wait.”
>The waiter nods and excuses himself as Anon clears his throat.
“Now I know I said I'd cover dinner but..”
>”You wanna skip to dessert?” She asks as he looks befuddled
“Huh?”

>In the bathroom stall, Anon takes Bon Bon from behind as the two pant and moan up a storm.
“Oh my god you're so good! H.have you been doing kegels?”'
>”O.one ah~ Once a week.”
“K.keep doing it, this..feels amazing! Ugh, I.I'm gonna cum!”
>”W.wait!” She states before pulling out, getting on her knees and taking his cock into her mouth. With her big luscious lips she slurps loudly as Anon grips her ears and unloads his thick cum into her.
>She slowly pulls his cock from her mouth but takes care to clean every inch before swallowing and tearing off some nearby toilet paper to clean her mouth.
>Anon pants sitting on the toilet as she gets up and begins to button up her blouse “Say I just realized how late its getting. Really sorry but I'm gonna have to bail.”
“What? For reals?”

>he doesn't know how to bypass the cooldowns

>>7796122
>no one taught me

>>7796136
Well good luck to you

>>7796218
the fucker doing it is making threads to """stealthily""" push threads off the catalog too
feel free to start reporting this shit, I've been banned for reporting obvious spam multiple times now and maybe the mods would start doing shit if the queue was absolutely filled with the garbage this guy is posting

>>7796291
I already reported a few of the more obvious ones but I'm starting to think others are actually getting in on this shit just to fuck up /trash/

>>7796379
I've kinda suspected that too. I've seen that level of coordinated autism in individual threads before, so it's totally possible. it seems like blank replies to the OP and the current faked reply/bump method get used at different times, but the habit of using periods to post new spam threads then delete them happens whenever either spam shows up, so that could be an indicator.
I also think the current bumper is using new VPNs for each post, or at least for each cycle through the catalog. yesterday I was watching some of this shit and threads that got spam bumps seemed to get a new IP each time. this could be what's throwing the moderators off (or they could have just stopped caring.)
maybe someone should make a /QA/ thread again. that seemed to work last time.

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>>7796256

>>7795784
i do not associate with niggers

Everyone below this post has shit rp

The post above is lying.

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>>7795759
It does? But you must have a name on your own, feline. "Cat Person" is inappropriate.

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>>7795647
off by 4

No, sho, sho, this ain't your thread. Leave peasants.

>>>/mlp/

https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/7777782/#7777782
Never forget

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/trash/ pony porn directory

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Typing speed?

>comes up with a sooper speshul oc donutsteel! username
>this username is already in use

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>>7795724
worst feel, i miss the good ol' days of fewer people on the internet, most of the time the reason i can't come up with a username is because whatever i think of has already been taken

>>7795724
That means someone else shares your autism

>thread gets deleted in the middle of things

cool

I just came buckets thinking about that anon's waifu.

The way he cares about her and is so protective to the point of not even saying who she was, yet being a good cuck and letting the whole thread run a train on her is gold.

I wish to use your wife more, Anon.

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>>7795808
>first time ever being bull, think I'm doing a great job
>thread starts finally picking up
>thread dies
what the fuck

First for footpussy!

Is cockwhore here?

I was being some anon's good cockslut but the previous thread died : (.

not again pls

reroll

Did it work?

mike pence

>>7795245
This