Satyr Abomination Thread #199: Valentines Day Confessions Edition

Which satyrs' love letters do Derpy mix up and mistakenly give to someone else?

>>29423270
two in ponyville, on in manehattan, one in canterlot

This bump is why you don't start a thread at midnight.

>>29423270
>Ciders anonymous secret admirer letter to Garret gets sent to Bucky

>Orion's special gem basket for Thistle gets lost in transit

>Clockworks package makes it to Hotshots door step perfectly but he didn't see it running out late to their date and holding a big bouquet of roses
>She tried to play it off cool but still was hurt he didn't see it or wear it
>A cute beret

>Muddles last ditch effort to win Melody back was casually dropped in the trash
>That one was NOT an accident on her part

>Prestos letter to Melody gets a personal hoof delivery and arrives with no problems

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>>29422875
Oh, right, valentines is next tuesday.

>>29424256
Who else /alone/ for valentines day in satyr verse?

>>29423862
With the whole Clockwork thing, is her personality still like it is? I kinda shipped her with Hotshot cause i HC her as a street performer who noticed him practicing for the wonderbolts, and started chatting with him.
What does she do in her spare time now?

>>29424628
No. She is based off clockwork orange now (and I guess the whole time). She is psycho.

>>29424650
I thought so.
Does Tonsils have a new friend, or an enemy?

>>29424650
How can a satyr be based off clockwork orange? Does that mean she subscribes to the mcs way of thinking? How does this translate to her personality? I'm open tp hear some canons here.

>>29424912
Could be a cute couple, want to make them lez or really close bi FWB pals?

>>29424912
Frenemies,

>>29425038
Ultra-Violence, rape, just a bad satyr... Like Gale or Hans. Hey! We have a new villain satyr.

>>29425259
>Headcanons

>>29425295
thats the whole point, my dude

>>29425295
>Not reading/watching clockwork orange
Mhmm. Sounds about right.

>>29425259
>Gale
Do you think he would rape Drizzle?
Do you think she secretly wants him to?

>>29425775
Yes
No. She MIGHT, if it was pre-planned roleplay. Incest is one of her neet kinks... but this was not pre-planned. And it hurt, it really really hurt!

>>29425809
>>29425775
i feel like this should be in /sad/.
not trying to stop discussion, but /sat/ isn't the place for incest rape

>>29425818
Probably right, will move it there. Also, sfw discussion, how close are the Zephyr kids and the Flutterkids?

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>>29425818
It used to be.

>>29425842
It was also a place for family feels, Timber posting, and Inbreeding an empire. Shit changes.

>9
Rip thread

Hotshot needs to get over his bad-girl fetish.

>>29426921
Is it a fetish? Seems more like a pattern like other boys having certain patterns.

>>29426921
The fuck are you talking about?

>>29426989
>>29427139
Those earth pony girls are going to be the death of him.

>>29427484
It could be worse.

>>29428238
What a whore.

>>29428238
How much would she usually pay for sex?

>>29428553
Anonymous, I think you may be a bit confused

SHE'S the one being paid, not the one paying

>>29428553
She's a slut, not a whore.
All her friends get to do her for free.

Truly we are the walking dead.

Does someone have some link to information on the well known satyrs? the stories and dropbox are packed to the brim and it's take me forever to get a basic idea of anything

>>29429709
No. There's always been talk of coming up with summaries of satyrs' personalities and relationships and the like in a pastebin or Wiki, but the problem is that people are always going to treat it as a subjective suggestion rather than the end all be all due to the many conflicting headcanons and argument over what deserves to be put in. The best advice to give anyone that wants to know more about a certain satyr is lurk more and hope that you're lucky enough (and the thread isn't either dead or shut flinging) that you'll catch a discussion about them one day.

>>29429760
You could also just ask

>>29429766
Or ask. But that's really just a band-aid for the organizational flesh wound the thread has.

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>>29429760
>>29429766
>>29429843
alright I'll just hit up some of the stories and try to get my bearings, thanks anyways

>>29429848
Well doint over think it my man, just write what you think the satyr would be like and then post. IT could also be fun to discuss the story and share popular canons

This isn't really thread specific, but are any of you guys looking to play the For Honor open beta tomorrow? I haven't touched a PS4 in ages and now I'm nothing but hyped about it.

>>29430160
I want to, I thought it was a closed beta? How long does it stay open?

>>29430168
From the 9th to the 12th. It's got 3 out of the 4 classes from each faction available to play. I still don't know if I'm going to play my glorious Nippon steel underdogs or Deus Vult.

>>29430182
Gonna go for Viking myself, but two of my fireteam is going weaboo. Might see you on the battle field since I got a ps4 too. But my days off aint till fri or sat sadly so I cant really play tommorrow.

>>29430200
Which satyrs do you think would play these types of games?

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>>29430531
Ace and Hothead would be my first thought, I feel like they would be thrill seekers in their teen years and I feel like they would enjoy brutal combat games from time to time as well

>>29430531
Muddle is MLG!

>>29431307
Muddle is a fag who can't git gud. I fucked his mom and then he cried while jacking off. Git gud. GIT GUD.

>>29432027
Muddle will beat your ass at Minecraft!

9, bruh. Not cool.

Anyone interested enough to write some smut based on any of these scenarios?

CATEGORY ONE; general
‘i can’t sleep’ sex
‘make up’ sex
‘break up’ sex
‘revenge’ sex
‘rebound’ sex
‘i’m bored’ sex
‘curiosity’ sex
‘first time’ sex
‘homecoming/prom night’ sex
‘hotel room’ sex
‘distraction’ sex
‘the condoms are about to expire’ sex
‘anniversary’ sex
‘snuck out of the house to hook-up’ sex
‘post-argument’ sex
‘we’re drunk and horny’ sex
‘comfort’ sex
‘walked in on while naked’ sex
‘to change the subject’ sex

CATEGORY TWO; risky/kinky/strangers
‘i need a place to crash’ sex
‘your friend just told you about a new position’ sex
‘the elevator broke down’ sex
‘end of the world/the world is in chaos’ sex
‘i can’t believe we survived’ sex
‘i caught you masturbating’ sex
‘you caught me masturbating’ sex
‘crotchless underwear is a thing’ sex
‘i’m/your pregnant and horny’ sex
‘we’re in a public place and i just spent the last half hour making you ridiculously aroused’ sex
‘you’re my teacher and i finally seduced you’ sex
‘i’m your teacher and i can’t believe your my student’ sex
‘best friend’s younger sibling who suddenly got hot’ sex
‘i saw a cool scene in a porno and i want to reenact it’ sex

>>29434102
CATEGORY THREE; cheating/assumed cheating
‘everyone thinks we’re banging, so we might as well just do it’ sex
‘we’ve been friends-with-benefits for a long time, and now that one of us is in a relationship, are we going to stop?’ sex
‘randomly hooked up one night and the next monday you walk into my work and i discover that my favourite colleague is actually your husband/wife’ sex
‘one or both of us is in a relationship, but we can’t help it’ sex
‘we’ve both been cheated on by our respective partners, so fuck it’ sex

CATEGORY FOUR; established relationships
‘we just got engaged’ sex
‘i thought you were dead, but you’re not and i can’t believe it’ sex
‘we were childhood sweethearts, and we haven’t seen each other in years’ sex
‘i need to lose my virginity and you’re the only person i want to lose it to’ sex
‘you just walked into my office for a job as my secretary/assistant and we haven’t seen each other in years, but sexual tension is a thing’ sex
‘our families hate each other for (insert reason here) but that doesn’t matter to us’ sex
‘we’re in a dysfunctional, toxic relationship but i still love you more than anything in this world’ sex

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>The star vs leaked
Let's talk about what the satyrs would look like when they're older

>>29434111
Woah, what? The episodes are airing this week!? I thought it was the next one!

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>>29434440
Every day except Fridays and weekends. You missed the first three. Episode F O U R is coming out Thursday morning

>>29434460
Reminder Star is a canon cuckquean. Reminder she hooked up Jackie and Marco. Reminder she is self destructive.

>>29434465
I wish I wasn't hearing spoilers about Star Vs. the Forces of Evil so much.

Er, at least I think they're spoilers?

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>>29434465
Still endgame.
>>29434484
Don't think about it.

>>29434511
Great, now I'm thinking about it more.

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>>29434511
You wish

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>>29434465
>Star is a canon cuckquean
So she's a good girl?

>>29431307
>Tfw your mum never got the camera.

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>>29434634
I DO like to touch the cow

But I've seen the tan lines that other one gets, unf

>>29434651
Jesus, just take both of them to a slaughter house. Serve em up for Christmas dinner. There; problem solved, no more issue.

>>29434665
Not him, but I'd rather take them both to the milking shed.
Not to say your suggestion isn't a little hot.

>>29434665
Utah's plan the whole time.

>>29434675
Not only hot, it's a perfect 145 degrees, I tell you hwat.

>>29434677
Love triangle? Nah, you're stupid if you thought that. Cannibalism. A man's got to eat after all.

>>29434689
A complex father's day gift, since he had mentioned missing his meat-eating days of Earth.

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>>29434689
That's good got dang joke, Bobby.

>>29434706
Would be a hundred times better if they were giving their meat to their own father.

>>29434710
Even thought there are two bovine babes, they'll only last for so long.
Which Apple child gives them self up first?

>>29434710
>Utah is not an unkind man
>He packages up the hearts and 10 pounds of ground [Insert term here] and mails them to their respective fathers

>>29434720
Go for the young'uns or Granny. Make sure they ain't too small though, not looking for no fancy shmancy veal

>>29434720
Peach. She loves her dad more than anything, and she's just such a sweet girl. And she'll prove that part.

Okay, I go to take a shit then shower and all of a sudden you all devolve into cannibalism. Can I just say, what the fuck?! You guys are are pulling a god damn south park up in here!

>>29434748
Dont look at me, I was over in /sad/ pinning over Futa Darcy

>>29434748
I 'unno, just exploring all topics. Thread's been dead anyway.

>>29434748
Sometimes, the "I'm gonna eat'cha" game you play with your kids gets real, son.

Just be aware that if you're going to complain about cannibalism, you're not allowed to complain about there being to many satyrs.

I don't like that I feel the need to ask this, but does it really count as cannibalism if they only eat the parts that are from unshared species?

>>29434760
What the- HOW IS THAT LOGICAL?! We're overpopulated here and you don't see us Soylent Green-ing each other!

>>29434767
The blood is still half human. At some point, semamtics have to be ignored. It's Cannibalism, Phil. They're eating each other.

>>29434767
It's a gray area.
It's not cannibalism if it's just a poner or something, though. Does count as whatever eating a different, sapient species would be called, though. Sapianphagia?

>>29434774
It's not logical, just a jokerino, my ravioli.

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>>29434777
What are some silly, cute nicknames parents have for their kids?
>captcha: stop calle
who is calle and why is she in every captcha

>>29434790
>Alex
Her dad calls her Ally Cat
>Emma
Her dad calls her Tweetie Bird
>Jade
Her mom calls her Chopsticks since she's into martial arts
>Noelle
Her dad calls her Turtledove

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>>29434565

The only one I can think of off the top of my head is Yuzu. Her dad calls her Babybat well into her early twenties.

>>29434846
"Dad please, I go to law school now!"

>>29434942
I bet she's like, the neetiest neet ever

I want to argue over dumb autistic shit with her

>>29434942
That is sad.
>One of her cousins one of the littler ones asks her to be her hearts and hooves-... -entine?
>She flips shit and the cousin immediately regrets it.

>>29434942
How come nobody is pointing out the disturbing fact that in this picture he is wearing the tiniest fucking shirt in the world?

>>29435009
Because he stole it from a little girl... no one wanted to point that out.

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>>29435032

>>29435032
His shirt just shrunk in the wash after Zephyr half-assed it during laundry duty.

>>29435009
That's how I always draw Gale's shirt.

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>>29434942
waifu 4 laifu

>>29435142
Reminder that neets can be utterly dominated, especially after you put them in their place by forcing them to bathe and groom themselves.

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>>29435148
Make Equestria Clean Again

>>29435158
>Bathing with glasses on
Mal is such a stupid bitch. She really is the worst.

>>29435164
Let that be how you bully her, then.
Constantly remind her that she's pretty dumb, and couldn't survive without you there to decide everything for her.

>>29435164
i know, i want to crush her under my heel.

>>29435168
Fuck that. I'd want nothing to do with that insufferable leech. The only thing she's good for is pot shot practice with a BB gun.

>>29435187
>The only thing she's good for is pot shot practice with a BB gun.
Aim at the clit for extra points. Don't worry, she'll stand there and take it, just for you.

>>29435196
No, fuck off with that.

>>29435203
C'mon, you can make the shot. Make it nice and red

>>29435209
If she can still retract her wink, give it another plink.

>>29435213
>>29435209
>>29435196
c'mon Mal, you're making him mad
;^)

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>>29435209
>>29435213
The only beings worse than Mal are people shitty enough to derive any sort of pleasure from her body. Especially if it's from a nonsensical fetish like clit torture and genital mutilation. Truly shit tier.

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>>29435229
If clit torture is wrong, I really, really don't want to be right.

>>29435229
No need to be ashamed, you can be open here. C'mon, give her clit another twist

>>29430160
I heard it was mainly a multiplayer game with a singleplayer campaign slapped on as an afterthought, so it didn't interest me much.

I'll be busy playing Nioh for a while anyway.

>>29435235
You couldn't know what's right if you had a map. You couldn't know what's right if a GPS told you. You couldn't know what's right if Euclid's undead phallus haunted your geometry class. That's how messed up Mal lovers have to be in the head to even find an inkling of enjoyment from a protozoa like her.
>>29435236
As autistic as flying off the handle from the appearance of a ficticious character is, nothing is as vapid or idiotic than pretending said character is superimposed into this plane of existence. Please find the nearest noose and kindly off yourself.

>>29434440
Ooh! There gonna be new Star vs episodes now?

Are there any livestreams streaming them?

>>29435256
*tips fedora* a euphoric day to you too, sir

>>29435256
>Long version of "f-faggot!"
Buddy, shh, so long as both parties consent, it's all fine. Beat the neet

>>29435262
*tips trilby*
And an enlightened afternoon to you as well

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>>29435256
See. That's why she'd be so great for you.
She doesn't matter what names you call her. She wouldn't mind how extreme your episodes, or how disproportional your anger to the cause.
She loves you equally as much.

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>>29435266

>>29435264
>As long as both parties consent to chopping off their spouses arm, it's all totally fine, nothing's bad at all!
>>29435267
I unironically think girls like her are better off dead if they're brainless enough to be capable of that.

>>29435277
>i don't like consent
bruh they're not real, fucking breathe

>>29435281
>Implying I should lower my standards by acknowledging a shitty masochist fetish headcanon
My standards already plummet each time I enter this thread, I don't have to stoop to your level about imaginary half horse people.

>>29435277
>Kink shaming people into bloodplay
Come now, no need to project. Whatever your kink is, I'm sure it's fine. Consent is key, that's all that matters.

>>29435288
Why stop in a thread you don't enjoy. That's as stupid as "i don't like this fetish, so everyone will stop

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>>29435294
>Consent is key, that's all that matters.
Cannibalizing daughteru is infinitely sexier when she offers herself up willingly. Perhaps even casually.

>>29435298
Stockholm Syndrome. I'm too far in to convince myself things will get better, but I'm too far in to leave. I just wait for the day that Scruffy wipes the general away in another Scruffening. Or become so empty and filled with bumps that it might as well be the ridden bubonic plague and janitors are ringing its death bell.

>>29435314
*might as well be ridden with the bubonic plague

>>29435314
Shit dude same. But if you enjoy literally nothing here, it's not like you're going to find something fun now. Might as well go where you like people than rot with people you don't brah

>>29435333
Habit's a hell of a drug, Anon. I've tried, but can't really help seeing how the thread's doing. It's like watching an old lion bleed to death after it got skewered by a rhino horn. You knows its glory days are far from over, but you feel an obligation to see its passing to the end in memory of what it once was before. Really though, it's just become routine. I'm more or less fine with it since the death of the general can't be that far off from now.

>>29434866
>"Dad please, I go to law school now!"
"And don't you just look precious with your cute little suit and briefcase!"
>"Dad..."
"Did you remember your packed lunch?"
>"Ugh... yes."
"Good, I can't have my little girl going hungry."

Fiddle x Clockwork
Muddle x Dionysus
Gumdrop x Scarlet
Pear x Eventide
Jay x Freckles
Broil x Sharp Shot
Ash x Faddle
Laika x Green Peace
Sweet Dreams x Deloras
Rivet x Pluma
Sapphire x Leaf
Minnie x Mia Incognita
Gale x Hotshot
Driftwood x Shortcake
Gargle x Zabria
Cici Pommel x Dee
Cotton Candy x Sirius
Timber x Purity Quartz
Didi x Chalk Pie
Evenfall x Bella
Fraise x Volupia
Treble x Drizzle
Cinder x Fauna
Kimmy and Mera x Cobbler
Articia x Longshot
Candy x Gala
Jade x Precious
Mercury x Solitaire
Cristal x Ivy
Oliver x Balneum
Tonsils x Venus
Quincy x Mudpie
Blare x Thickette
Stormwalker x Hans
Roxy x Prism
Ume x Starburst
Maverik x Alex
Sterling x Kyra
Sonny Jubilee x Flora
Orion x Thistle
Glimmer x Corriander
Aeon x Gloria
Dagger x Darcy
Cherry Popper x Snapshot
Pop x Thorn
Clef x Amelia
Asha x Palette
Pebble x Snap
Desirae x Home Run
Emery Errant x Trimmings

>>29435422
Golden Harvest x Utah
Blue Bonnet x Salai
Crag x Mau
Noelle x Cottonball
Nightengale x Cashmere
Presto x Missy Electra
Dingaling x Ace
Sugar Chimes x Misty
Cinnamon Cider x Margaret Pie
Maxie x Dawn
Gibbous x Yuzu
Hope x Sedimentary Rock
Mumble x Kooky
Wheelie x Lillian
Toby x Lil' Mac
Allegra x Buster
Lola x Hiki
Icarus x Pogo
Eden Equal x Joist
Sunshine Blossom x Chione
Teri x Herc
Concerto x Radiance
Garret x Mal
Petunia x Ambrosia
Brick Pie x Lenora/Sushi
Ariana x Bucky
Murmur x Mason
Bailey x Atlas
Mistake x Peach
Warren x Jack
Steel Cage x Firginia/Groot
Tonbo x Dirt Cup
Star x Halfpipe
Judy x Halley Yard
Feather Heart x Dynamo
Ame x Abacus
Simmer x Melody
Cher x Kaos
Selena/e x Emma
Misery x Reuben
Catrine x Kipper
Annie x one of the many unnamed satyrs in the satyr list

Random pair offs for interaction to inspire creativity.

>>29435424
Two sentence quickies; go!

1) C: Wanna see a dead body?
F: Okay!

2) M:I-*hic* I lub you man, yer so nice n shit.
D: Mmm, yes, now why don't you lie down, face down.

3) G: ... Who the fuck are you?
S: *Intense sighing*

4) E: Do you like books?
P: Are they books about cutie marks?

5) J: Wanna lose your virginity?
F: YES!

6) B: Hey there, uh-
S: ... Do you even know who I am?

7) F: Wanna party?
A: I mean, I don't usually get to, but sure!

8) GP: Aww, look at the cute dog, c'mere girl.
L: ... I am not amused, but I will not stop you.

9) SD: I know you like dicks.
D: I-I don't, I'ma good Christian!

10) R: Wow, look at the wings on you!
P: *SQUAWK*!

11) S: Hmm, I could work on your workpants for you, make them more durable.
L: Please do, the thorns sting so much...

12) M: BRUSH YOUR TEETH
MI: No, fuck you, eat a dick!

13) G: ... Wanna see a dead body?
HS: Why does that sound familiar?

14) D: Who am I?
SC: I don't know, but please be my friend!

15) G: Who are you?
Z: Uhhh, I unno.

16) D: mmm, you have some reals nice tits.
CP: Uhhh, th-thanks?

17) CC: So are we, like, related?
S: Yeah, somehow, why?

18) PQ: Dude, check out my abs.
T: Sweet Jesus, you are RIPPED!

19) CP: Um, please don't touch the boulder?
D: Okay, but only if you do a lil something for me.

20) B: Nothing matters...
EF: Wanna sing about it?


Some guy made these after seeing it; so kind of mission accomplished?

>>29434981
Is she old enough to be a NEET?
I figured she'd still be in high school or whatever the pony equivalent is.

>>29435311
Good for those with drake daughterus willing to cook their tails for daddy.

>>29435517
Well whats the HS equivalent for loser who wont amount to anything?

>Mal posting
Just as toxic.

>Mal posting
Just a cutie

>>29434752
Aren't we all?

>>29435995
Just a loser I guess?
I can't think of any other word for it.

>>29435428
I can't guess what half of those initials stand for. Got a list?

>>29434942
I just want to give this cutie a big hug. and then fuck her.

Would you date a drizzle?

>>29436628
Sure, I could do worse

>>29436285
Look at the list it is attached to

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Satyr is sick.

What do?

>>29437132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsY2-yi5W74

>>29437132
cummies cure all, right?

>>29437132
>Your daughter is sick
I gotta get her to the hospital-!
>She is half horse
... you'll be in my heart. You'll be in my souuul... T-Time to make a trip to the glue factory

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Mal!

>>29437472
Clit torture!

>>29436628
>Would you date a drizzle?
I sure would.

>>29434530
Still got a season and a half. Let's celebrate on how Marco continues being the fandom's bicycle with the latest episode.

>>29437132
cuddles 'til they feel better

>>29439229
Wildsatyrs cute as fuck.

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>>29440301
Can we get an Apple satyr pic if this? Maybe with Peach or Gala?

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>>29440561
>Wholesome country comfylewd with Peach.
Yes.

>>29440582
Right in the wildflower field...where a group of weather ponies are unfortunately rounding up the clouds and can see the tryst going on below.

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>>29439571
Yeah, they can be great

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Friday night, motherfuckers.

>>29443314
Is this new?

>>29443314
COME AND GET ONE IN THE YARBLES

IF YOU'VE GOT ANY

>>29443314
Do you think she'd get along with Gale, seeing as they're both psychopaths?

>>29446634
Well depending on your head canon of Gale, she could be the greatest ally to him as she can lure in unsuspecting kids in when people mistake her for a playful friendly mime which she's not, and give them to Gale. She gets the thrill of the kill and suffering, and Gale, well, he gets another thrill. Again, depending on your head canon. If you want to discuss this idea in detail we can hit up /sad/ if nobody wants to hear about it here

>>29446799
Why lure kids in when you can just enter some random family's house together, beat them up and rape them?

>>29446840
Well that's when they as an evil couple have arguments. Clockwork wants to go in, tear families apart whole and watch in sheer pleasure as she deflies anything sacred before their own eyes. She loves the massive scale suffering and pleasure. Gale saya that's too short lived, and too dangerous, he prefers a slow burn, taking time to endulge in slow sensual pleasure and explore new and different things. Not the pump and dump CW engages in.

The two butt heads often over the way it's executed.

>>29446963
Would she enjoy forcing siblings to have sex with each other, or parents to have sex with their children at gunpoint, and then leaving?

>>29447054
Nothing is sacred to this woman. Their crime spree across Equestria would be the worst act of unspeakable crime since Tierk tore up Ponyville.

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>>29446799
>>29446840
>>29446963
>>29447054
>>29447100

>>29446634
>Headcanons

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>>29447365
does she actually have anything to to with Clockwork Orange?
if she doesn't look, act or have the ideas like them, i can't really see a connection.
she's cute , i guess i just don't get it.

>>29447496
She;s a mega cutie. But as for her personality its still kind of up in the air.

>>29446634
See >>29446799
Greatest ally, greatest enemy, or Frenemy.

>>29447496
That's what the creator asserted. She is NOT Quiet Gestures kid, she is based off the mega-violence and singing in the rape of Clockwork Orange. She is a fucking sociopath/psychopath, whatever.

>>29447700
How edgy.

>>29447770
Don't blame me, I'm not the one who threw the cute mime out the window for an edgy movie base.

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>>29447846
I think another satyr, named Marcel, was suggested to now be the mime's kid.

>>29447700
>>29447846
he did call her quiet gesture's kid once
well, the "mimepone"'s but she's still cute, regardless of parent or psychopathy

>>29448010
I want to do lewd things to this cutie.

>>29448013
No, he recently made it extremely clear that he has never called her the mime's kid and anyone who has called her that is 100% wrong... If that sounds like the phrasing would cause a shitstorm, it did. In /sad/.

>>29448010
I just realized she has like a little stain by her mouth, was that a crumb from when she was eating a scone?

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>>29448103

>>29448482
Either that or a piercing, maybe?

>>29448539
>Ruining that smooth perfect face
Well its not to my liking but to each their own

>>29448516
That was Ponypon. Also, that don't look like 4chins. We have more websites?

>>29426921
Just reiterating
>>29448565
Derpibooru comments section, but it's Mimic all the same.

>>29448571
What the- how is it dark blue?

>>29448575
Derpibooru has an optional dark theme now.

>>29448565
>>29448575
it was derpibooru, so ponypon asked and mimic responded. gotta read from the bottom up, yo.
it's just the dark theme, my friend.

>>29448581
>>29448582
Well shit, learn something new everyday

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Lil ones are named Virginia and Dakota. Had to go through the archives to figure that out.

>>29449430
Thanks Anon, I'll have to save the filename to reflect that too.

>>29449550
>Give me your
... wallet? Sister? Soul? What did they want?!

>>29449550
A cute

>>29428941
>implying she lets her friends get away with that for free
I feel like she'd be a fool not to capitalize on how badly boys (and most girls) want to take her down to pound town. Friends get coupons for 10, 20% MAX.

>>29448539
Looks like a mole to me, like a beauty mark

>>29449613
You're so naive, anon. What does someone want from someone they're attracted to, something that makes them COCK an eyebrow suggestively, HMMMMM I WONDER (It's the D)

>>29448516
I'm not surprised at all, there's no way in hell she was originally meant to be anywhere near clockwork orange, nothing about her design reflects the story at ALL. Well, maybe the bowler hat? Even the redesign does nothing to make her fit that description

>>29451446
>Not surprised
Want me to bring up the archive? Mimic made sure to let everyone know they were wrong.

>>29451453
its not that she's not the child of the movie, its that she wasnt originally (or Mimic was confused) and that there doesn't seem to be anything in common between the two other than "she just is".

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>Its another rehash of what happened over in /sad/

To clear things up; what is Clockwork like? I'm genuinely interested in her, but what does she behave like?
What is she into? What foods does she like and what are her hobbies?

>>29451453
You want to look at that image where Mimic said himself that she was (at least originally) the child of a "mimepone"?

even if he DID mean her to be based on clockwork orange, whatever the fuck THAT means, he did a piss poor job. He has no parents in mind (saying she's an orphan isn't an excuse, she was born from somebody, who was it), the outfit has NOTHING to do with clockwork orange (they wore full white suits with codpieces, not this cheap "sexy mime" halloween costume), and his only description of her personality is that she's "classy". Wow, so in line with the group of street thugs dressed in the equivalent of baggy jeans and chains (their outfits were the thug style of their universe) and happened to have a leader with pretentious tastes (fucking beethoven, seriously? that's what the freshman music theory kid listens to. There are far more interesting composers from that period alone), nothing about a clockwork orange says "class". If he wanted to make a pony based on A Clockwork Orange, he needed to take it a lot more seriously if he doesn't want to be ridiculed because Clockwork's design SUCKS. PERIOD.

>>29451481
Depends on what interpretation you want. Before the shit storm or after?

>>29451492
Then what he said a few days ago was shit. Not the first time he's pulled that though, so I wouldn't be surprised. Is the guy who colored that pic even still around?

>>29451492
Shut up already, you've kicked this topic to death. Who cares anymore, there's a new mimepone satyr for all the shipping of Clockwork originally. (>>29448010)
Post cute satyr or just leave.
>>29451502
>guy who colored that pic
Which pic? Mimic or no?

>>29451502
The thing is, I really like the idea of a satyr based off A Clockwork Orange, it could work really well. It just needs faaaar more thought than Mimic put into her. It feels very much like he just wanted an excuse for talking shit on somebody using a color scheme he didn't like while coloring her.

>>29451506
>All the cute shipping
Aaand general mime cuteness.

Pretty sure he means that massive satyr pic mimic did, half colored, left like that for years, then got fully colored by an Anon about last year. Mimic got maaaad.

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>>29451481
Depends on head canons mate.

Right now the character as a whole is going through a character crisis. But I mean she is a cutie, I picture her as an aspiring mime who opens up a "business" with Presto that deals in providing entertainment for Ponyville. Presto provides the flare, and she provides the music and mime. As for her behavior she's pretty nice like most people in Ponyville, a bit quick to get jealous and petty but tries to keep her composure. Foods are things like pasta, and salads, but she does enjoy hearty meals like steak and bread. Hobbies when she is not a mime are gardening, and yoga.

>>29451492
>not this cheap "sexy mime" halloween costume
Had a giggle. I want this to be a catty beat down line from somebody who is mad at her for some reason. I'd go with the jealous girlfriend line but seeing as how Presto is paired with Melody lol She's blind, there would be no way she knew that or even what that means.

>>29451506
>there's a new mimepone satyr for all the shipping of Clockwork originally

Would that still apply? New satyr needs new backstory. Cant just shove her in to a predefined role man! Cmon!

>>29451535
Mimic said himself he doesn't want Clockwork associated with Quiet Gestures; which WAS Clockwork's whole shtick... meaning we would be down a satyr and a backstory we've built.

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>>29451538
Just feels wrong man, like having to recast an actor from a role they are no longer playing. I like that satyr, a curvy sexy satyr and it would just feel wrong having her jammed into a role that was not built for her. She can still be the kid of QG, but her persona and background is open for some wiggle room.

>>29451551
Talked to /d/ about it, and a lot of her character does diverge from Clockwork. (In that she actually HAS character) HIYO!. Joking aside, she is a tease who like to make people squirm, is in College, has fun poking at people Like Hotshot in a playful way, and also likes to study people. Again, to make them squirm. Not malicious or anything, is just cute to her.

>>29451561
That wasn't my read on her at all. I normally see her paired up with Presto or Starburst given the mime theme.

>>29451623
Could happen, certainly, but a lot of performers prefer not to get too close to other performers (makes things harder when you're planning a show and you have personal drama) from my experience, anyway.

>>29451623
Her design was inspired by off of http://www.cornel1801.com/disney/An-Extremely-Goofy-Movie-2000/pictures/24.jpg

>>29448516
I guess what he means by this is that the satyr in that image is the mime's kid, but is not Clockwork?

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This whole conversation is as stupid as it is pointless, and A Clockwork Orange is overrated to hell and back anyway.
Now post cutielewd mime satyrs or talk about something else.

>Muddle's mom insisted (re: forced him) to throw a sleepover party with Simmer as an attempt to foster good relations between the drake parents.
>Simmer's mom convinces (re: commands) him to go over to the sleepover since it'd be a good growing exercise for him.
>Taking place in Muddle's home, Simmer arrives on time with in his baggy hoodie and sweatpants, towing his toiletries and his sleeping bag.
>The two try to find some common ground, but just aren't able to with their different lifestyles: Muddle loafs around the house all day while Simmer works in his dad's gem mines.
>When asked what on what he does for fun, Simmer replies with reading or following Broil whenever she wants to do something.
>Both of these answers bores Muddle, however, and he inquired why doesn't he do any fun stuff like watch TV or play video games.
>To which Simmer replies that he's never played a video game before.
>The revelation completely floors Muddle, who after berating him a bit, offers him to play one of his fighting games.
>It turns out that he's complete horse apples in fighting games, so Muddle puts on a beat 'em up for a more cooperative experience.
>Simmer warms up to it after some trial and error and the two find themselves having an enjoyable time.

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Stale bread

>>29455843
I want to cum inside Snap.

>>29456242
I second that notion

Share a head canon you have told nobody else about

>>29459230
Sirius and Salai are pen pals/phone buddies. Selena is heavily into Magic: The Gathering.

>>29459230
Dee ad Jay actually prefer to listen to classical music and have a whole collection hidden in their rooms

>>29459261
>Sirius and Salai
Would they ever hang out in person?
And if they did, what would they do?

>>29460062
>"Dude, moms coming, hide the monocles and put on your jnco's."

>>29460845
boop

>>29460186
Only on some occassions considering its takes a train to get to the crystal empire. Probably during get togethers of Equestrian royalties for conferences or some junk, and after they're over then they get to hang out and catch up.

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IWTCID

>>29463250
Dad says it's ponut inspection day!

Why are we on page 10?
Let's go back.

>>29464644
Because we deserve to be there

>>29463288
Take your mess back to /sad/

We need some green in here, anyone got any possible prompts?

>>29465466
/sad/'s down. But yeah, no reason to be here.

>>29465785
There's this one >>29451994, and some pictures like >>29449550, >>29449430, and >>29448010.

/sad/'s back up. Valentine sexuals are go

>>29466253
Thank you anon

Bunmp

>>29449430
SLUT

>>29449430
>Utah sleeping like a rock
>Petunia mildly annoyed in her sleep
You think Petunia was the one to wake up when they would cry as babies?

>>29468064
As a mother she is fine tuned to her kids cries. Utah works hard every day doing insert canon here and sleeps like a rock. Petunia being more of a homemaker has some more energy to spare and she doesnt want to bother her hubby so she takes care of it.

But Utah loves his bundles of joy and cradles them in his arms often, and strokes their heads lovingly before he passes out from exhaustion.

>>29468100
>Insert Canon here
I have several. Metalworking, running a farm, being one of several managers of a massive farm, being a mechanic (learned it from Bucky), or being a carpenter.

It's understandable. Hell, actually rings similar to many upbrongings I know of.

>>29468117
Those would really be tiring jobs to say the least. What are his hours like?

>>29468168
Well, the mechanics down the street from me is open at 7 and closes around 6-7, depending on if they have business at the time. Same with my old mechanic. I imagine metalworking or carpentering would be a 9-5 thing. Farm is 24/7. You may have set hours when you do certain things, but if something happens, you have to be ready.

>>29468221
What job do you think he would get? Or do?

Harshwhinny satyr when?

>>29468582
Didnt we already have one?

>>29468582
>>29468633
Yeah, parent list says her name is Desirae.

>>29468633
Pretty sure we don't.

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>>29468681
Well we do. Doesn't seem much like her mother though.

>>29468450
Hmm, farming is in his blood, but a good mechanic can make a decent living.

>>29468724
I can see him as a grease monkey. Also would be good hours to still get home and be with his kids and still pay well.

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>>29468697
I don't know what I was expecting, but it wasn't that.

>>29468764
It's always a bit weird finding out your daughter loves Canada.

>>29468788
I wonder why more satyrs aren't Earthaboos

>>29468792
Because you didn't really have many, if any relevant pictures to show them?

>>29468792
>implying
I wonder why more people didn't wear Maga hats while near Democratic rallies.

>>29468801
Let's NOT bring politics up, how's about?

>>29468820
I'm just saying; if you have an opposing opinion, then you don't exactly bring it up around violent people. Like those damn ponies... beating up those changelings. Terrorizing those innocent Parasprites. ENDANGERING THE BREEZIES.

>>29468836
To be fair, Breezies are in danger pretty much anywhere anytime without help.

& a thought just came to mind, has Teri ever lived in or otherwise have an opinion on the Breezie home dimension?

Yo, someone is image spamming the /sad/ thread. If it goes down, whoever re-makes it please use #54. Not even 40 text posts and already 60ish spammed images

>>29469039
What's the point in that?

>>29469126
Autism.

>>29469039
Can't you just make another thread?

>>29469171
Yep. But see >>29469141
For reasons as to the WHY.

>>29468221
Does he still make sure to call his parents?

>>29469380
His dad, at least. And brother and sister. Oh, cousins, aunts, uncles, even great gran... Uhh, h-he's iffy about talking to his mom. Pretty sure she might still be miffed about the whole... everything.

>>29469393
I think even with him calling Granny Smith and the fact that he has at least two kids with either girl no matter the timeline, maybe she should just accept it.

>>29469479
Applejack is a stubborn stubborn STUBBORN mare.

>>29469545
She's not *that* stubborn, in my opinion. I don't really get why she wouldn't approve of either of them considering the good relations Apples have with the Buffaloes, and the fact that Mary Jo has been her coworker for years.

>>29468854
Not him, but I always headcanoned Teri as living with her father in or around ponyville. She's small, but because of her human genes slightly bigger than and much tougher than a regular breezie.

Also, her mum survived having sex with a human, so she's got good proven genes.

Which satyrs will be getting their first kiss on Valentine's Day?

>>29469611
Your daughter. There's this colt she likes who asked her out. Word on the street is that he's planning to get to first base.

>>29469580
>slightly bigger than and much tougher than a regular breezie.
She once fought off a hungry field mouse with a sewing needle and bottle top.

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In /sad/, there was a bit discussion about Thistle being much taller instead of a shortstack. What kind of antics would she get into? How much would it change her relationship with Ash?

>>29470068
Well I was imagining like pretty big, Mera sized or larger. As for her antics the usual stuff, bumping into things, knocking shit down with her tail, tries to share a bed with Rory and have it shatter. Cutesy stuff like that.

As for ash she may be invited to live with her since she has grown so large and the dragon lands are vast and free she would not need to be cramped like that. Maybe given a seat at her court as a librarian or some form of desk Job since she is the most literate.

Thistle would turn it down as she likes her life in Ponyville and wants to be near Rory. And if we are going for stays quo she then returns back to his cute petite size. Or she could remain large as fuck and is an addition to the towns defense?

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>>29470101
>Mera
I'm sorry, but who?

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>>29470134
Sorry meant to say Arianna

Ariana and Teri are both a bit bookish. Do you think they would get along well?

>>29470101
I didn't imagine that big myself. I was thinking more of Big Barda who ranged from 6'4" to 7'0" while Rory is average height 5'10". There are small details that I thought of when I got the idea is that Rory uses magic to make him float or a kind of magic steps so he can be at the same height when he kisses her.

>>29470494
That's cute, and that's a fine height too. But I like me some small house sized Thistle. Even if it's just a temp bout of dragon greed.

>Cute new bookworm Teri
>Gets too chummy with Rory
>Thistle stacking books angrily in the corner and shooting her the stink eye.
>Has sudden growth spurt

It's too cute foe me

>>29470396
I will add to this later

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Do you think that Lenora ever without realising goes a little too far in her bullying of Cottonball?

"Hey now, wipe those tears away, I'm sure Lenora didn't mean it."
>Cotton sniffed and shook her head.
"My daughter can be a little inconsiderate at times, but she really does care a lot about you. You're her friend after all."
>"N-No, she's right. I can't do anything, I'm useless."
"Nonsense, I'm sure you're great at lots of things."
>Cottonball sighed.
"Come on, tell me one thing that nobody else can do but you."
>"I don't know... I guess... Well, I can swallow a ten inch carrot whole without chewing, does that count?"
>Anon stared blankly at the girl for a moment.
"Well, uh... I imagine that must make you very popular."

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>>29470663
>I can swallow a ten inch carrot whole without chewing

>>29469691
I'll gut the little phaggot like a fish

>>29470663
And from that day forward, Lenora was forced to share.

>>29470663

"Wow! You're so talented Cottenball! I had no idea you could cook!"
>"Oh this? Well, Lenora doesn't really like my cooking but it keeps me striving to please her."
"Well you do a good job of making her happy, shes always talking great about you when you're not around. Ive never seen her so relaxed after you visit."
>"Awwww~" She replies touched as she then grabs a nearby fish "I always think about her too when I cook."
"Oh yeah?"
>"Yeah, especially whenever I make fish." She states before pressing the fish against her nose and taking in a huge whiff before she shudders with an odd moan "Just like her~"
"Yeah she certainly is a sentimental girl even if she doesn't shown it. glad she has a friend like you."
>She continues pressing her nose to the fish as you read the paper not really paying attention.
>Come to think of it, Cotten usually smelled like fish. Even on steak night.

i wanna go on an archive binge here. where/which series is the best place to start? do the writefags in this thread make long, multi-chapter stories, or just one-shots here and there?

>>29472009
One shots here and there. There's been a few, but people like In Search Of Mother.

>>29471624
Why do you spell Cotton like that?

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>>29469562
Maybe Strong Heart/Daisy Jo aren't the biggest fans of him too. Applejack maybe thinks he could do better as well.

Up

>>29474852
That child needs a burger, holy fuck.

>>29468100
I bet on their honeymoon, Petunia rid him all night long.

>>29474886
I figure pegasatyr's would be naturally svelte for being flyers

>>29474918
Yeah, but that's a size -1 waist.

>>29474912
How do you think Virginia/Dakota was conceived?

>>29475152
Is this a rhetorical question or are you legit asking?

>>29475339
Rhetorical

>>29475353
Well where would they, or other satyrs, go for their honeymoon?

>>29475534
Hmm, that's a good question; but aside from Earth places, we don't have a good grasp on popular Honeymoon spots in Equestria.

>>29475717
The Crystal Empire would probably be popular. Princess of love living there & all.

>>29475798
The CE, that's a good one. Any other ideas?

>>29476222
It may be an unorthodox choice, but I think Saddle Arabia could be considered one. I always envision it awash with sensations and environments that would be exotic to Equestria ponies and would foster some romantic/arousing feelings.

>>29434942
It's now the day.

>>29476561
>tfw alone again
Hello darkness my old friend

>>29424256
NUUU!

Such a speedy day.

>>29478436
Clearly all us Anons are too busy having unprotected vaginal intercourse with our girlfriends this Valentine's Day to post on 4chins.

>page 10

>>29480751
Cuties

>>29480751
Do girls normally do that with "just friends"? As in, hang around in their panties, share backwash, and touch each other on the thighs... while playing video games.

>>29481584
Yeah, it's fucking aggravating

>>29481689
The gay agenda? More like the lesbian agenda.

>>29481584
Just Thorn. She loves playing gay chicken

>>29483446
>"J..just playin', sis. No lesbo."

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>>29481584

>>29422875
MY DICK!

>>29484985
Do you like our little Laika?

Bumon

>>29483446
THe last tome they played gay chicken they ended up slamming clams... is it still chicken at that point?

>>29486267
It's not lesbo, they we're only having sex ironically.

>>29486267
No, at that point neither of them cared anymore and just enjoyed the after glow

>>29486502
It's only lesbo if you touch clits

>>29488069
>It's only lesbo if you touch ovaries
ftfy

>>29487766
7 foot tall Thistle.

>>29488967
6 in tall breezy

Satyr sleepy time. What song do you sing and/or story do you tell them?

>>29490554
The story of the little shit who wouldn't go to sleep and kept getting out of bed while daddy was nailing bar skanks in the next room.

>>29490578
Mommy is not a bar skank, and satyr can't sleep because you're too fucking loud