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Exotic Dancers Edition
I fucking LOST THE LAST THREAD GUYS
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>7792888
Typing speed?
I'm the sexiest.
(1/7)
>Tea-Making Hiyoko here. I was lucky and found myself some hot chocolate so I made that instead.
>>7795704
>ywn rub daddy's bald head while marathoning Gundam
Also Gusion Rebake makes me wet, forget Barbatos
>>7795704
(Excuse me but I am the sexiest)
(Or at least the runner up)
>>7795741
>I'm just a newcomer here, mate. Unless you did want me to make tea. Don't worry, i'll make another cup after i'm finished with the hot chocolate.
>>7795764
If anything it's more about the blogging than it is about the tea. No one really cares what you're drinking right now.
>>7795747
Wait until you see Rebake Full City.
Or Barbatos Lupus. Or Lupus Rex.
Or Vidar.
S2 is the shit m8.
>>7795748
You make a good running mate.
>>7795782
>Sure, okay, if that's how you feel.
>>7795782
It you care about blogging, then why aren't you shitposting Mecha?
>>7795812
(:DDD)
>>7795813
(Just keep the irl stuff incidental and quick, and you'll be fine)
(Hope you stick around m8)
I'm still alive
>>7795851
>Alrighty then.
>>7795855
>>7795943
I'm ok with this.
>>7795980
>>7795859
You should add TND on discord if you can, they can help you learn how to get the whole HG and ERP thing going
>>7796004
Whew nice cock~
>>7796079
>they
?
>>7795851
Cute fronk
>>7796023
Is there a Patchouli now?
>>7796158
Cuter Jinx
>>7796158
(Back at you, qt)
>>7796164
(I was gonna give her another whirl, yeah.)
>>7795704
(More like sexi-last if you nom saiyan.)
>>7796189
Literally that monkey
>>7796189
Just add him to your bloody card already.
Everyone wants that sayien succ
>>7796173
(ง'̀-'́)ง
>>7796185
:0!
>>7796217
Hi Chat
>>7796209
(Heck off, Frieza.)
>>7796217
(Should really go about changing my card. Also pretty sure people are memeing about wanting to fuck the prince of all Saiyans.)
>>7796262
Honestly the sessions that come from it would probably be really fun.
>>7796276
(You are right about that. Posting the few responses yesterday were pretty fun. I'll try and get something started and see how it goes.)
>>7796189
Tell that to my circlejerk kid
(2/56)
>>7796185
I hope she's a chubchouli or Fatcholi.
>>7796226
Whoever said your D.va is so good your other characters just can't compete was right.
>>7796226
>
>>7796307
I can see stuff like forcing an anon to pleasure his sayin master or shit like that. Probably really easy to write starters for it because you could get right into it.
>>7796158
>Rapes you
>>7796329
>male ava
>starters
You're a funny guy anon
>>7796320
W-what makes you say that, Nonny?
>>7796322
:O!!!
>>7796334
>likes it
>>7796309
(You know it is bitch)
>>7796357
Because you're just too damn cute
And don't call me Nonny, it makes you even cuter..
>>7796320
Nah man
Jinx is good as all her avas.
True queen of ERP.
>>7796385
>True queen of ERP.
If she's queen who's king, one of her Discord boyfriends?
>>7796357
But does that mean it's rape anymore?
>>7796438
No, it just means she's played by Luffy
>>7796438
Just because I like it doesnt mean my ava does ;)
>>7796375
Nonny please >:O
>>7796367
Praise be, you absolute jiggly madman.
>>7796454
I love you anon
>>7796473
HEY JINX
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO KIMIKO
I WANTED TO FUCK HER
WHY IS SHE NOT ON YOUR CARD ANYMORE
>>7796375
No anon, you just need to call them nicknames back, like slut
>>7796483
(Commence the jigglin')
>>7796540
You could feed Africa for a year with that ass
Totally dudes. Lets suck Jinx's Ego off some more. That's the way to go around things.
>>7796506
What
She is
See?
>>7796569
>A day that's shaping up to be almost shitpost free has to have this shit
You disappoint me anon
>>7796570
o
I didn't see her
>>7796570
>try one of your other girls
>bully Jinx more
These are the tough decisions
>>7796569
i wonder what jinx's ego tastes like haha just curious for a friend
posting card I guess
+McCree
those polls last night sickened me.
Can we just nuke the threads?
>>7796683
Not until I get my free korean gf the poll promised me
>>7796683
What polls?
>>7796703
>3 people voting for LD as the person they want most.
Just fucking carpet bomb this shithole, it's not worth it.
>>7796726
As long as you hold my hand while the bombs drop since I won't get a Korean gf to replace my waifu.
>>7796683
>tfw not even on the poll
>>7796759
Me too!
>does a happy dance
>>7796759
>On the poll
>Zero votes.
What's worse desu?
>>7796726
But if this place gets bombed, how will you ever get to answer the poll that lands you a korean bf?
>>7796778
Being an honorable mention?
>>7796773
http://poal.me/qxjfdh
http://poal.me/a99tqq
>>7796776
(Hold me while I cry)
>>7796778
(At least someone thought of you)
>>7796815
>be hottest ava
>not in these polls
When is armageddon coming? Tell it to speed up.
>>7796815
oh lol who gives a shit
fuck off
I will be your Korean GF.
>>7796815
Don't have a fit like Poopie Pen Paul, please.
>>7796822
>gently wraps his arms around the cutie and places a gentle kiss on her forehead
>>7796886
>marries
>>7796926
>Divorces.
>Steals 75% of your life earnings.
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
>>7796909
>The whining noises slowly cease, and the girl goes still and silent, nestling her mouth into his warm arms.
...thanks.
>>7796949
>life savings
>when I'm already dead
Jokes on you. I used all my money to revive a CHAIR
>>7796975
>savors the girl's warmth as me maintains his hold on her
You're welcome.
>>7796983
75% of chair is mine. It is a nice chair.
>>7796886
Isn't Minus8-tan a boy?
>>7797016
So you get three out of the four legs?
>>7797016
Curse you crafty Koreans.
You win this round. When I am no longer sick I shall return to bankrupt you all!
>flees
>steals your wallet on his way out
>>7797009
...you're nice. For other people.
>Shrinking into his arms further she sighs.
>>7797024
(You say that like it's a bad thing)
>>7797024
That is his sister, Summer7. You'd expect it to be +7, but no.
>>7797037
And one third of surface area.
>>7797050
>implying I fell for Jewish wallet meme.
>>7797053
>looks at her as she sighs
Not all of us are bad. Feeling any better?
>>7795688
Link?
>>7797079
Well I guess we know where he's putting that leg.
>>7797132
(A qt of patootie, definitely)
>>7797106
As better as I ever feel.
>That is to say, not much. Despite her moody retort, she doesn't seem keen on moving at all, instead wriggling until one of his hands is on top of her head.
>>7797114
...his ass?
Undead pussy
>>7797196
[Is it lukewarm]
>>7797223
(Depends on how fast you penetrate her pussy.)
Bitchin'
>>7797317
Big
Rockin
Sockin
Titties
God damn I am SO FUCKING HORNY today
Can I PLEASE sniff a cute girl's butthole
Femdom is a plus
>>7797191
(Sorry, but I have to cut this short.)
>he patted her head and released his gentle hold on her.
Now don't feel too bad about anything. Somebody will always love you.
>With that he leaned in and gave her a tender kiss on her lips before taking his leave of the sad, yet cute girl.
>>7797383
(It's okay. Byebye.)
>>7797376
I think all the dommes are MIA at the moment.
>>7797376
One formal request for "the business"
Please wait in the designated waiting zone and you will be taken care of accordingly
>>7797376
I'm sorry goy but you need to beg more and maybe you'll convince me
>>7797445
>Drops to his knees and stares up at Samus with a look of pure desperation
Please, Samus, may I sniff your ass? I'll do whatever you want!
POST BUTTS
Should I do it?
>>7797445
You aren't the one with a cock, are you?
>>7797492
>>7797492
I can't pick what ava to post butt of.
Pick a number between 1-18
>>7797480
Wait, what? I don't hear you, I don't see tears either. This is not enough anon, If you really want ''the business'' you have to work for it.
>Samus steps on his face, placing her heel on one of his cheeks.
>>7797492
>>7797502
I'm the Samus who fucked a sissy with her gun
>>7797516
>the ONE ava that has NO ass pics
>The one I haven't even played yet
>Good job anon.
>>7797512
Please, Samus! I need your ass more than anything else in the entire fucking world! It's more important to me than oxygen! I'm begging you, please let me sniff your ass, if even for a second!
>A tear runs down his face, his cheeks now bright red from the embarrassment of degradation in front of everyone
>>7797558
Lucky number 15
H-how about 8
>>7797492
>>7797573
Better!
>>7797492
Do you faggots have a Sanae?
I need my daily fix of bitchin' tits
>>7797624
is that one of those senran kagura girls?
>>7797619
(N O I C E)
>>7797587
Ahah! But who the hell was #15
>>7797624
>daily fix
Another formal request for "the business"?
>>7797628
It's one of them touhous
>>7797624
Don't think so
>>7797655
A character my drawfag friend made. I'm going to RP her for him. She doesn't have much art yet sadly
>>7797196
Best pussy.
>>7797560
That's what I wanted to hear.
>Samus pushes the anon against the floor on his back with the help of her high heel until he's laying flat on the floor then she walks above him and turns around so her face is facing his crotch and she slowly takes a seat on his face right on top of his nose and mouth. She grinds back and forth, trying to find the perfect position for maximum comfort.
Ahh... you are a nice seat, this is not bad after all.
>>7797654
Thanks. A personal favorite of mine.
>>7797683
>hypnosis demon
>>7797683
I don't think I understand, so to make it clear - she replaces a summoned being by cancelling their arrival, then fucks the summoner up with hypnosis?
>>7797683
>I'm going to RP her for him
Slut
>anti summoner secretary
Huh
>>7797683
>Secretary demon
<3
>>7797685
>Words manage to escape his mouth in small bursts, mostly muffled by the pressure of her round cheeks being pressed against his face
Thank you so much, Samus! I'm glad you're enjoying using me! This is absolutely incredible, your ass and pussy smell and feel amazing!
>>7797690
(I've got a Peebles if you ever want to act it out c:)
>>7797703
Soon. Soon
>>7797716
>>7797722
Me and the draw fag was tossing around ideas, but pretty much.
>Someone trying to summon a succubus
>She's summoned instead
>Can hypno them into ONLY summoning her
>Can make them her hypno slaves
>>7797683
>ERPing your friend's fapbait that he created himself
AND THIS, IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
>>7797786
It was mostly a "thank you" for doing bits of art for me.
Pic related
>>7797747
With an offer like that, I'd be hard pressed to refuse. I'm definitely keeping it in mind. I won't lie that it looks like a damn good time.
>>7797815
Have him draw female Kojima so Hotaru can play Todd Howard filling me up with sticky lies.
>>7797740
Shut up, a chair like you doesn't have the permission to talk, okay? But I can have fun with your body... You are my chair.
>Samus continues to grind her butt back and forth on his face, enjoying the feeling of his nose poking her outline of her outer lips. She leans forward, pressing her rear even more against his face as she pulls his zipper down.
I bet that you have a boner already just by smelling my butt, you are disgusting.
>>7797769
Yeah, I like this idea a lot
>>7797769
That sounds good actually. Does she do it randomly/for her own satisfaction, or is she for hire?
>>7797769
I like hypnosis, and I wish I could do it because deep down I'm a power hungry maniac
>>7797817
(Glad to hear it, chum. Hit me up any time)
>>7797815
>as a thank you
>exchanges ERP with a drawfag for comms
I'm almost jealous really
>>7797843
I certainly will. Mind if I ask if you have any other identities? Just so I know when you're around.
>>7797855
>You don't exchange ERP to get free games and pizza
>>7797828
Mmhmmm
>He gently moans out a response, overwhelmed with pleasure
>Her assumptions were correct, his cock was already rock hard and throbbing merely from the scent of her sweaty butt
>>7797864
(Fronk. Don't have Peebles on my card yet, still testing her out for the most part.)
>>7797826
He does commissions. Pay him and he might.
... Not sure if he wants me to post his tumblr tho.
>>7797834
I'd LOVE to play her, but as of right now there's only 10ish images of her. I might have to pull of Jiro and copy them ten times over.
>>7797835
I remember the artist saying she did it for hire. Taking other demons places and making it so her slaves get the urge to summon her again and again and again.
>>7797838
>I'm a power hungry maniac
Sounds like you want to be the one DOING the hypno.
>>7797855
He did the art first! Then I thanked him <3 He really likes to draw the sessions and ideas that turn him on <3
>>7797894
Ah, I see now. Good to know. I hope to help test her out soon
>>7797902
Exactly.
But being hypnotised into someones plaything is also a massive turn-on
I swing both ways
>>7797883
You are a worthless human being, did you know that? Instead of doing something else you are here begging for me to sit on your face, you are a lost case, anon.
>She rocks her hips back and forth, concentrating to rub her clothed pussy aganist his nose. Samus' slit is leaking a lot, even through her zero suit, staining anon's face and mouth with her lewd juices.
>>7797902
>tfw don't have a drawfag friend that I could share my ideas with
>>7797902
>money
pass I'm saving what spare dosh I get until returns to play RE7 like the cuck I am
>>7797945
Mmmmh
>He moans again in acknowledgement,abiding by her rule of no speech
>His cock is throbbing and leaking precum uncontrollably as he deeply inhales her intoxicating scent
>>7797402
>Be submissive anon and ava
>Actually try to be proactive and not just be a lazy shit, always trying to give as much as possible for my partner to work with
>Am liked
It's just that easy.
"Hold on to your tentacles... It's ERPoplis Evening News time!"
"Now that we've got that out of the way..."
"Let's unveil the current regular fetishes!"
"All right!"
CUDDLEFUCKING
"Cuddling? That's pretty lewd."
"Next thing you know they'll be having handholding as a fetish."
MATING PRESS
"Oooh, is that like a bench press?"
"Kinda, but more difficult."
"But now, for our Ranked Fetish!"
"Oh! Oh! Tell me!"
KEKQUEANING/REVERSE NTR
"Oh geez, that sounds like hentai bait."
"Did you forget that we have tentacles?"
"And our Super Ranked Fetish for this week is still..."
OVIPOSITION
"We still haven't found out if we lay eggs or not."
"I'm not sure if we're even squids."
"That's all for this evening."
"Until next time..."
"Staaaay fresh!"
>>7797985
>not saving for deathstranding
>>7798014
I have 7 years to save
>>7797843
Holy fuck that pic
>>7798007
"Once again, it seems that there was an error."
"Our producer didn't bother fixing it, again."
"Cuckqueaning, not Kekqueaning."
>>7797872
>>7797902
W-what a pair of (lucky) sluts. I have gotten a guy to comm stuff for me, but it was for above table rp
>>7798025
(Yeah she's got some good ones)
>>7798054
I'm dying
>charger breaks
>still sick
>bored as fuck
Why
Please refrain from responding to our known dramabait users. Thank you.
>>7798054
20 pounds of pussy and ass.
>>7798107
who are they
>>7797990
>His manhood was already freed from their prison, pulsating straight into the air with a layer of precum coming out of the top and running down his shaft. Samus chuckles and slaps his cock, bouncing gently on top of his face, hitting his nose against the entrance of her clothed pussy.
Do you see this? You already are very hard just by sniffing my scent, you are not worth even my time, after this I'm going to keep you only to use you like a chair, that's your only usefulness.
>>7797941
Oh don't worry. When I'm done with you, you'll only swing one way <3
>>7797951
Wakemeup.mp3
>>7797985
RE7 is REALLY short desu. I beat it in 8ish hours. You can beat it in 4 if you know where everything is. But still it's great!
If you don't wanna pay for art you better start sucking cock~
>>7798049
I know people offered money and amazon cards and shit for RP. I could never accept that, but a cute pic once and awhile is fine
>>7798110
(She's got some bubble that needs pushing)
>>7798122
Yes, Samus! I promise to be your chair forever
>He sniffs at her ass and pussy desperately, his cock still leaking precum like a faucet, eager for her attention
>>7798170
>shitpost anon posts >>7798107 so now you ignore me but respond to this LITERAL garbage post >>7798110
WOW AND PEOPLE WONDER WHY I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL
MAN REALLY GETS YOUR NOGGIN JOGGIN', HUH? :Thining:
Postttttttttt Buttsssssssss
>>7798138
I'll probably wait for a bit for it to drop in price, those sorts of games always get cheap quick no matter how good, kinda like how DOOM did.
there's some child screaming in the background here or something lmao
>>7798138
Hopefully she's not too prim and proper for sex, and doesn't just mindfuck you into thinking you had sex
Though that would be pretty hot come to think of it
>>7797558
>tfw lewd erp friend wants to erp as a random lewd doodle I made
I'll make a butt doodle of her after my current workhawl.
>>7797985
I always found commissions a little taxxing so I hardly ever do them, atm i'm just doing it to save for a new PC since my last one exploded.
>>7798224
Literally what the fuck do you think someone is going to reply to "I'm dying" with? Thats fucking nothing.
>>7798224
(...what? I responded to you the first time, and then you just said 'I'm dying')
(I don't exactly have much of a response to that, but I wasn't ignoring you in the first place)
(Jesus fuck man, calm down)
>>7798224
>Literally throwing a bitch fit when someone posting a character you like doesn't respond to one post
Paul could you GET more /r9k/?
>>7798224
Post from another interested person > "I'm dying" when they already responded to you
It's simple, they aren't a PB pic dump, they're an ava
>>7798231
NuDOOM is RAD. But no one should ever buy it at full price. There's so much tacked on bullshit in that game that means nothing. *cough* why did doom need mutiplayer? *cough*
I'm numb to the screaming. I got dethklok playing while I post, so I'm cool
>>7798232
>Writes note "Mindfuck them. Less messy"
Thanks for the idea sugar.
>>7798235
Thanks Princess <3
Also fucking saved <3
>>7798223
Poor thing, your cock is begging for attention, It's leaking a lot, I wonder who has a gloved hand perfect for it?
>After saying those words, Samus grips anon's cock very tightly, enough to squeeze more precum out of him as her hand begins to move up and down, but painfully slow. Her ass is completely smothering his face by not, blocking his nose and don't letting him breathe.
>>7798224
>this upset over me posting the pussy and ass meme
???
Tfw you want some big bara furry to force you into giving Him the succ
>>7798352
tfw that big bara furry can't force you because you are going to enjoy it anyway
>>7798360
Only if he rubs me agaisnt his balls until I'm drunk on his smell.
>>7798322
Ahh! Mmmh
>He lets out a startled yelp as she grips his cock, then moans as she begins aggressively stroking him
I love being your chair so much, Samus, but I can't breathe!
>>7798313
Oooh that's evil. That's really evil.
But it makes sense. It might mess her hair up. Or her outfit, or her makeup. Better to just leave them thinking they had the time of their life
>>7798226
You people take these threads way too seriously.
We're just here to type sexy stuff and masturbate. Why complicate things?
POST YFW YOU WILL NEVER BE POOPIE PEN PAUL
>>7798385
[x] Touch fluffy tail.
>>7798378
There is a panda behind this post
>>7798442
Nope.
>>7798322
>by not, blocking his nose and don't letting him breathe
Wow, you must be getting really turned on if you're typing this bad.
>>7798391
story of my fucking life
I work ten hours every day and then finally get to drag my carcass home to relax, and then it's just this filling the thread
on top of apparently getting yelled at
im tired
>>7798382
Make it so good they crave it more and more and more.
Now you're seeing it.
And what I'm seeing is a lack of images and I'm too dead tired to crop them to make more this second. I'll keep in mind people like the idea <3
>>7798410
>>7798410
>>7798410
>>7798470
Get some rest pls. Everything is better after a nap.
>>7798410
DUDE XD ALLITERATIONS WITH THE LETTER P
DUDDDDE MEME! DDUDE WEED LMAO! XD XD XD XD XD XD XD!!!!!!!!!
>>7798479
cant the artist or you just commission people to draw her?
>>7798410
boobie ben baul xD
>>7798543
The artist has plans to draw more. But he can't bust out a 50+ images folder in a night, no one can. And i'm not paying for more art. I'd pull the Jiro trick but I'm just tired.
>>7798465
(I'm busy doing something else but I wanted to help the ''business'' anon.)
>>7798381
Charis don't talk, remember?
>Samus presses her butt further down against the anon's nose once again, and now her hand moves at a faster pace, using his precum as lube. Her motions are concentrating on the tip of his cock, rubbing right on the shape of his crown to milk everything out of him as she grinds back and forth against his nose, using his face to masturbate herself.
>>7798414
>tfw I have enough art to pick her up
>tfw I've never played any of the games
Kill me
>ywn take a picture of a shit-encrusted pen, and show it off to everyone like a retard
>>7798564
Holy shit my man I'm dying
>>7798575
Shame. Still I find the concept pretty hot, that to pay someone with ERP.
I've got the contacts of a lot of ERPers from /v/, and they told me quite a few stories of them sharing ERP for drawings. Most of the times it's OCs the drawfags want to fuck themselves, not straight up payment.
I also had a couple of people either ERPing for things in TF2/CSGO or straight up money, and as hot as it sounds to have people want to fuck so much that they pay you, I would never do that. I got offered money/gifts in a couple of occasions, less for ERP and more as a thanks they wanted to give me, but of course I refused.
I did however make a few people lose on purpose while playing video games against them, by either making them horny or promising them an ERP if they let me win. Fun as fuck.
>>7798579
Mmmph, please let me cum, Samus!
>He thrusts hard into her gloved hand, sniffing her sweaty ass crack deeply in an attempt to push himself over the edge
>>7798579
(What is "the business?" I mean, I can see what it is, I'm just not sure how specific it is. Is it all femdom? Or specifically facesitting?)
Should I mimic today or focus on other things?
>>7798616
You're just the best, junko.
>>7798410
I'm not from around here, came for a quick fap
What does poopie pen Paul mean?
I kinda know who Paul is
>>7798616
Damn Junk, why you so cool?
>Most of the times it's OCs the drawfags want to fuck themselves
I HAVE done a few times where someone just PMed me "Yo, I wanna fuck this character" and off hand I RPed as them as a one off.
Jessica Rabbit and Wind Ranger from Dota.
I don't think I ever personally been offered anything for RP other then maybe a dick pic.
Now put that butt away, I need to rest, not get worked up again
>>7798535
>drove the PB off with your salt
I know the answer already but don't you ever take a step back and look at what you do?
And I know you'll caps spam or find one cenveneent spelling error to whome in on rather than really reply, but at least it'll mean you read it
>>7798616
I'm poor as shit and been offered kindness from good friends/partners out of thanks/general niceness and took it.
I've returned that kindness where I can though. I've met some amazing people through this.
>>7798635
(I think ''the business'' is facesitting.)
>>7798629
You can cum whenever you want, I'm not holding you back. I always knew you were a quick shooter..
>She continues to stroke his dick using her smooth gloved hand, his precum is staining her zero suit but she doesn't mind at this point, she had better things to do after this and she wanted to push this anon over the edge. To break his resistance and milk his sperm out of his dick she moves her hand even faster now, so fast that the anon can't hold back. Assisting to his pleasure her butt is blocking nose once again, he can very easily take a deep sniff and get drunk with her feminine fragrance.
You better cum right now or I'll be mad, alright? I want you to unload everything you have, that's the only thing you can do as my personal chair.
>>7798796
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/give_someone_the_business
>>7798812
(I'm pretty sure that the anon who's saying that he wants the business, he is referring to facesitting. I may be wrong though.)
>>7798616
>making someone horny to win
Good strategy, how'd you do that?
>>7798796
Fucking..... cumming.....
>He can barely get the words out before shooting several thick ropes of cum all over her gloved hand, some of it even going as far as to reach her shoulder
Mm, thank you so much Samus... I'm so honored to be your seat
>>7798812
>>7798635
Idk I usually just come into the threads and ask for femdom, facesitting. buttsniffing etc and referred to it as "the business"
>>7798629
When you ask for "the business" what are you asking for?
>>7798874
You have to be in the know to know.
>>7798869
Well according to wiktionary, giving one the business is to treat them harshly and abusively, so femdom certainly applies.
Samus is giving you the business.
And Business is booming.
>>7798890
I'm open for business. Business of givin' you the business.
The Business: Femdom, Facesitting, etc.
>>7798903
You looking to expand your business?
>>7798874
Refer to >>7798869
>>7798883
Now he knows
>>7798890
I mean I wasn't going by the official description, I just asked for the treatment a lot and figured if it had a kinda funny name it would be at least slightly less annoying. Or at least kinda fun. But the fact that the official usage fits too is pretty great.
And if by "business is booming" you mean my dong just exploded with more force than the launch of the first successful space shuttle then I'd have to agree
>>7798929
Das it mane
>>7798933
Business is closed! Business is closed!
>Someone picking up Patchouli again
Thank the gods.
>>7798963
>>7798962
>>7798933
>>7798903
>>7798890
>>7798929
>>7798959
>>7798869
>Samus stares at his cock during his climax, string after string of thick sperm coming out of his urethra straight into the hair and staining her hand, even through her suit she can feel how hot it is.
You came so much, heh. I suppose that you love doing this, maybe too much...
>She stands up, her pussy is dripping right on his mouth and she steps on his cock as it goes limp
You better be a good chair from now on.
>>7798966
(She's too qt not to be used)
>>7799014
Patchouli's a nerd, but a cute nerd.
>>7798966
>Patchouli
>Not Fatchouli
>>7799010
Ahh!
>He winces in pain as she steps on his dick, then slowly recovers.
I promise I will be. Whenever you need me
(that was fucking great, thanks a lot)
>>7799014
Maybe it'll lure in a Koakuma too
>>7799014
>There's a world where people don't play touhous exclusively as shemale fuckbait
There really is a god
>sips tea
>>7799014
I agree wholeheartedly. She's my favorite 2hu
Crossbreed Priscilla Ava when
>>7799014
I await the day I can finally get all of my friends and servants together!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2dJ-JUzhVs
>>7799014
I don't know enough about 2hu. Whats her story?
>>7799060
She's too pure.
>>7799029
D-don't
>>7799035
(That'd be kind of fun)
>>7799024
That's not a very nice thing to say about someone who you're calling 'cute'.
>Cheeks burning bright red behind the cover of her book, she scowls at Anon.
>>7799040
(Yeah, Patchy doesn't need futa)
>>7799061
(This also sounds like fun!)
>>7799054
(Mine too. Her story's so sad, more or less trapped inside a library because of her lungs)
(She needs a hug or three)
>>7799064
(See above)
>>7799106
>trapped inside a library because of her lungs
How's that work? Also does she hang out with the vampire chicks? Aren't they like evil?
>>7799106
I thought about picking her up for a while, but I wouldn't fit into the touhou group
>>7799106
(A hug or three? I think I can manage that for the best girl.)
>Looking both ways to ensure he's gone unnoticed, Anon creeps up behind Patchouli and puts his arms around her body in a firm embrace.
>>7799106
But I meant it as a kind of compliment!
>He moves over to the bookworm and leans over, his eyes visible above the pages.
Sorry if I made you take it the wrong way. Here, let me correct myself. You're a cute, really cute, witch!
>>7799139
This land is peaceful! its inhabitants kind!
>>7799106
At least you can stand in sunlight, Patchy.
>>7799131
Hey now. Flan and I aren't evil. We just like some good fun and excitement is all! Her a little more than I. And yes, Patchy is our very good friend. <3
>>7799196
Hey Remi, are you able to play later tonight? I want to continue a session from a while ago.
>>7799050
At least give me some tea
>>7799228
>Pours tepid tea all over.
>>7799193
Could you really not give this face what it wants?
>>7799131
(She has some serious health problems, one of which is presumably asthma. She keeps holed up in the Scarlet Devil Mansion because of it. And yeah, she's more or less friends with the vampires in there, though she isn't one of them)
>>7799148
(I'm not heavy into it myself)
>>7799196
This...is true, Miss Remilia. I shouldn't complain.
>Gingerly reaching out, Patchy pats in the vampire's hat.
>>7799159
Ehh?!
>Looking up over her shoulder, Patchy uselessly tries to squirm free, before resigning to her fate and hanging limply in his arms. She's really no match for most people, physically speaking.
Nnguh. I'll be fine, Mr. Anonymous.
>Though she looks to be scolding, the warm flush to her cheeks tells her gratitude.
>>7799160
>Grumbling audibly, Patchouli tries to pull her book back in, flustered by the lack of a barrier between she and the man's face.
'Nerd' is not a compliment.
...that one was okay, though
>>7799240
Question is, would she be played like a giantess, or would she shrink down?
>>7798698
You are lucky Junko is extremely lacking in the butt pics department. So annoying.
>>7798860
Sometimes, people are just so horny that a little teasing about their personal favourite fetish is all that it takes. Sometimes you are in luck and the character you main happens to be a character that they love fapping to.
...And sometimes you have to keep them edging for a few days until they are willing to do anything for that sweet release.
>>7799240
I-it's inhabitants KIND
>>7799263
Really? Then I guess I better call you cute more often!
>Upon seeing the book withdraw even closer to her face, the anon realizes she may have something to hide. With a curious smile, he grabs the book from its spine and pulls it away from her, then sees her bright red face.
Seems like you really liked that compliment!
>>7799266
Damn, that kinda makes me wish someone could do that to me. I don't play vidya with people I typefuck though, and I keep the fact I do lewds pretty private, so there's not much of a chance for that happening.
>>7799264
Personally I'd like her shrunken down.
>>7799286
Could you? Come on... you know you wanna.
>>7799316
I-inhabitants.. kind.. She wouldn't do such lewd acts..
>>7799263
And it would be hard to nail down her personality, and people will be reluctant i its me. I'll build a folder and try her out sometime this week if you're still around.
>>7799328
>not stroking her while she sleeps so that when she wakes up she's super horny and ready to bully the fuck out of your dick
>>7799222
I sure can try, dear anon.
>>7799263
You should know I'm only joking!
>Remilia says with a friendly smile as Patchy pats her head.
You really shouldn't be so gloomy all the time, you know.
(Good afternoon thread. )
>>7799372
(Hello)
>>7799314
Some generals on /vg/ are extremely horny, and already borderline ERP. It takes nothing to seduce in the right places.
>>7799263
Mmmnn.
>Despite registering her words and the blush on her cheeks, Anon rests his chin on Patchy's shoulder and nuzzles his cheek against hers. He's taking extra care to be gentle, considering her disposition
Taking care of yourself is more than just remaining in good health. It requires a little affection as well, Mr. Knowledge
>To top off his sagacious words, he graces her cheek with a brief kiss.
Anyone help students frustrated anon with a JOI session?
>>7799372
Morning
>>7799330
Anon~ You know you can't resist~
>>7799390
This is why I love /v/
The board is filled with degenerates, you can catch them, and force them to masturbate by surprise.
>>7799390
Are there? I'm aware of one, but it only had that status a long time ago (not sure about its current status), and the one who did the most seducing there is gone.
>>7799419
Hi Morrigan.
>>7799366
I'll catch ya later on tonight then, maybe. Later Remi.
>>7799434
Hello anon, how are you today?
>>7799390
I remember someone doing something like that in Vita general when Freedom Wars had just come out. They had made their character look as slutty as possible and kept talking about how they wanted to blow people in the waiting room and shit like that.
I was pretty tempted to see if they were serious or not.
>>7799450
>"Hi [name of a femdom]"
Don't you see it's Boco?
>>7799386
(Hello to you too. )
>>7799414
(I have never tried a JOI session before but I could certainly try. )
(Be right back, headed home)
>>7799468
>Me
>Dom rp'er
N-no
>>7799416
Does that thing do anal?
>>7799497
Hey Skyla, not them but related.
Could you maybe tell me to cum IC as Juniper real fast please? It'd um, help out.
>>7799446
See you~
>>7799539
Building a folder for her, but yes.
>>7799497
(Oh cool, thanks Hilda! Are you familiar with it at all?
>>7795665
>>7798611
That's LITERALLY the fourth time he's posted that exact post
Stop feeding the retard
>>7799572
Sh-Shantae?!
>>7799587
>>7799604
I don't know whether this is the old Shantae or not, but now I'm doubting it is. I still miss em.
>>7799595
I-I don't know... I've got read her wiki page a few times first to learn her character.
>>7799587
when you said "exotic dancer" she's the first thing i thought of
>>7799625
Yeah, she's the first one I thought of too with exotic dances.
>>7799468
He may not be Boco
>>7799638
Literally edited with windows movie maker lmao
Further proof that overwatch fags have 0 fucking taste
>>7799546
Such a naughty boy, wanting me to tell you to cum. Luckily for you I like them naughty so don't leave me waiting. Go and cum and let out a huge load for me.
(That good?)
>>7799568
(Not really, really all I know about it is what the abbreviation stands for. )
>>7799698
Dark souls
>>7799697
>That fucking dialogue
Someone post the vomiting goose for me please
>>7799697
Worked for me, thanks!
>>7799697
(Oh okay. So essentially you talk very seductively while telling me how/when to stroke my cock. You dictate the speed and the size of the stroke too. If you're not up to it then no worries.)
>7799743
poor poopie pen
>>7799754
(No problem. )
>>7799761
(I figured it would be something like that, I can certainly give it a shot. If I end up not caring for it i'll just say something. )
>>7799840
(Cool! Thank you Skyla! Do you want to do it here or discord?)
>>7799869
(Discord would probably be better. If you don't already have me added, send a friend request. )
>>7799659
Someone's looking a little sweaty...
>>7799652
Who else says "Hi Morrigan." or "Hi Kurochijo." whenever either of you two is here?
>>7800121
I do sometimes, mostly to check if they're here to play or just dropping by.
>Wake up
>Realize I'm not Paul
Today is a good day
>>7800195
Gave me a genuine kek
>>7800216
heh NICE MEME BRO! gave me a GENUINE
...
>teleports behind you
...
KEKE!!!!!!!
>>7800195
>Never fallen in love with a pedophile
>Never made a wedding thread
>Not a child
>Haven't sperged out in the threads more times then people care to keep count of
>Not hated by almost everyone
It's pretty nice.
I hate myself.
>>7800248
I hate you too anon.
>>7799901
Another anon, but could I add you as well Skyla? What's your id?
>>7800248
I hate you too, dude.
>>7800237
Being LD is suffering
>>7800248
same
>>7799196
Huh. So are they actually evil, like in the games I mean, or something else?
>>7800282
Lol dude funny ironic spelling errors in a post about spelling errors!
Fronk is just a cunt, ignores me. and then gets mad when I tell him he's ignoring me
>>7800328
Kumiko a cute, but I prefer Asuka.
>>7800328
>it got deleted
NIGGA I REQUIRED THAT PIC
>>7800359
Or the one with black hair.
>>7800328
>I deleted it somehow
What the fuck. Anyway here it is again.
>>7800393
Reina is also a cute, assuming you're talking about the one Kumiko gets paired with.
>>7800338
Sure they are. Keep shitting on the people who tolerate you
>>7800402
Yeah, her.
>>7800400
>thanks nigga
>>7800409
>"Tolerate"
>"I will not respond to anything you say, and when this upsets you, YOU'RE the asshole"
Pick one and only one
>>7800304
It's just as I said. We are not evil, we just enjoy some good fun! ....Even if our idea of fun is submerging the land in scarlet mist that blots out the sun and brings about darkness and cold. It was better that way. Regardless, even if at one point we were at odds with the miko and her friend, it was all in good fun and we've made up! Flan's a little more dangerous than I am, however. She has trouble controlling herself.
Stop giving (You)s you retard
>>7800437
You gave some pointless reply, do you really need that much validation? Who am I kidding of course you do.
>>7800413
Asuka Tanaka when?
>>7800517
When Parshit necks himself
>>7800506
I said pick one
Pick one
What kind of stupid shit is going on now?
I don't do it for the (You)s. I do it for this.
>>7800121
For someone everybody hates, you sure do talk about Boco alot.
>>7800645
Better than any RP I've had here des
>>7800517
When I can find my drive again and ERP... It doesn't matter anyway, my ERP is shit.
>>7800645
here u go
>>7800637
Paul.
>>7800645
Ah, sweet red exclamation point, how I love thee.
>>7800693
I have literally never been more surprised than I am right now. Holy shit, how utterly unexpected.
Lurkers, AWAKEN!
>>7800676
Nigger, don't make me come in the thread and make me think I missed out on an Asuka ava.
>>7800676
>Nigger if you erp as Asuka I swear on my nonexistent bass saxophone that I will erp as well.
>>7800928
No.
>>7800928
It sure is lively this evenin'! You know, this isn't much different than a Sony press conference!
>>7800928
No.
>>7800989
I'm not sticking my dick in that thing. No way no how.
>>7800928
I'd really rather not.
>>7800977
Kumiko is pure you little fuck.
>>7800993
Yes, I need to be Tyuule's slave still
>>7801023
it's not a surprise the person who's using her is a futa loving fuck.
>>7801025
NO
IM STILL SICK
I HAVE WHOOPING COUGH AND IT HURTS
>>7801023
>shush, I could always do another hibike girl, like the qt baritone saxophonist
>>7800989
Everything about your existence disgusts me.
>>7801056
>>7801011
You're the ones missing out, Sonyg- I mean, lawful customers!
>>7800989
>20 different great fucking switch tan designs
>You pick the fucking dog
Literally kill yourself furfag
>>7801072
D-do you actually play? Can I pound the thick dog ass?
>>7801075
>/trash/
>surprised there's furry
WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAA DOOOOOD
>>7800930
Technically you did because I did play her once but I ended up leaving because I was shit.
>>7800977
Don't worry, It won't happen.
>>7800928
But it's almost time for bed...
>>7801052
Or you could have common sense and play Natsuki.
>>7801075
Some furfag bitched out on /v/ until the dog became the "main" design, shock and awe.
>>7801092
>I'll be keeping an eye, just in case any Hibike girl pops up.
>>7801075
You getting this mad is exactly why that design is popular.
>>7801097
Fuck, somphillia never
Should have asked earlier since I saw you posting last thread.
>>7800928
I just finished a great session mixing fetishes that should never work together. But did. I'll awaken another time
>>7801072
Oh I'm sure I am. I can't imagine a single feature you have to offer me. Not a single one.
>>7801126
dmg?
>>7801107
Fuck off.
>>7801107
We have more than one Stocking, and only one posts screens from the anime
>>7801138
Frick off
>>7801079
Do I PLAY? Psh, I play at 60 frames per second both in home and on the go! I play while you eat a sandwich, while you're on a plane, while you're on a rocket ship! Between you 'n me, bud, that's a whole lot more potential than a certain-cough, cough, Sony, cough- company has brought out in the last 20 or sumthin' years..!
>>7801127
Psh, check it!
>Switchy wiggles her hips left and right, the sound and high definition feel of three ice cubes bouncing around showing off her advanced engineering.
>>7801106
retard is the best design, prove me wrong
>>7801164
>60 fps
>not 90
Look at this loser
>>7801164
do you have mario at launch
>>7801107
...?
>falls asleep
>>7801112
It's a shame, I've been lurking around the whole day too.
>>7801164
>shit talking Sony but not Microsoft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK5Sn-hGZ7M
>>7801210
Mario?! Psh, at launch?! Wh-Who even needs DAT? No sirree, no need for me!
>Sweating puppy.
>>7801191
Calm down, Pee-See!
>>7801225
Who? ;)
>>7801229
Welcome to ERP. Now get the fuck out.
>>7801164
>Anon tries to look unimpressed, but her HD rumble is too exciting to look away from, so he's quick to stuff his hand into his pants and pull out his thick wallet, filled to the brim with crisp 100 dollar bills.
Fuck it I'm sold!
>>7801266
>Being a K-Fag
AHHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHABABAHHAHABJHHAHHAHAHA
>>7801225
I know right? Sony and Nintendo should totally team-up and buttfuck Microsoft, but really Sony doesn't even need Nintendo, they're dying anyway, it'd totally be more of a charity thing on sony's part.
t.not ps4
>>7801225
At the rate they're going there wont be anything left to make fun of.
>>7801266
I want it
NIGGA I WANT TO SEE A NINTENDO AVA KICK THE SHIT OUT OF MICROSOFT WHILE ITS DOWN
>>7800981
>>7801275
>>7800928
>Awakens.
Anooon, are you using me yet? Uninstall windows 7 and windows 8. I'm the superior OS! I can.. do whatever you want.
>>7801248
OH MAN WOW GUYS
THE NINTENDO SWITCH FURRY SHITPOSTED ABOUT SONY AGAIN!
WOW
MAN ISN'T IT FUNNY! I LOVE IT, EVERY SINGLE POST HAS TO BE ABOUT THE SAME THING BCAUSE IT'S JUST SO GOD DAMN HILARIOUS!!!!
>>7801325
Go to bed Paul
>>7801324
I use mac, but I have been having a windows machine. Tell me whats so great about you.
>>7801248
>No Kirby (Yet)
>Likely No Smash Port or Smash 5
>No Metroid 5 unless I find a fucking genie in a bottle
There's LITERALLY no incentive for me to buy this year, let alone at launch.
>>7801324
Sorry, but Naname is the only OS for me.
>>7801282
I know it's you best Tan.
>>7801211
f-fuck
Maybe another day then
>>7801324
I'm already using Win8 though.
>>7801248
that's okay. what about kirby air ride 2? that should finally come out, right?
>>7801368
N-No it's not, although PS4 is pretty great isn't she? She's pretty, she's curvy, she's got all the best games...but uh, totally not her, nope not at all.
>>7801398
>Kirby Air Ride 2
Anon don't remind me...
>>7801325
t. Obvious Sonyfag
>>7801412
It's clearly a falseflagging MSfag trying to divert attention away from his sinking ship.
New bread when?
>>7801314
Virginia! Hanging around with little boys in spandex I see?
>>7801406
i just wanna play an expanded city trial with more events and multiplayer...
maybe one day...
>>7801405
>The anon plays along, although he totally knows who this was.
Yeah... She's really nice.... If she was here right now, I'd give her a big hug. And maybe a little more if she let me...
>The anon takes a few steps towards the poorly-disguised tan, now standing next to her.
>>7801460
>Hugs the anon and pats his back.
Same here man, same here.
>>7801447
>
>>7801267
>Switchy McSwitchFace takes no shame yet little pride in walking right up to her newest consumer, taking three Benjamin Franklins right out of his wallet.
Now this is the part where you wait a week for your product to arrive. Toodles~!
>>7801325
Go to bed, Kaz Hirai!
>>7801353
B-But... hey hey, slow down there! All the cool and hip kids are gonna get it, and you sure don't wanna be left behind time, right, gramps? Plus- all the GOTYs will release on the Switch, starting with BREATH OF THE WILD!
>>7801398
Hmm... uhh... Yup! We'll even have... Kirby Air Ride 3: Return Of King Dam-schee-lah...? Yup! But only if launch day is a success, so you REALLY should pre-order or buy a Switch at launch~!
>>7801447
I love you Vagina but you can't be doing that I mean come on!
>>7801466
>The person that totally isn't PS4 pushes her fingers together, whistling to herself as the anon starts talking about that kinda thing
Ye-Yeah me too...I-I'd totally do the same thing! I-I'd do ev-everything for her! si-since she's so great you know? Th-The greatest console ever!
>Loud sweating
>>7801479
I don't care about Zelda, and while Mario Odyssey looks great, I'm not buying a system for one game.
LITERALLY.
NO.
INCENTIVE.
>>7801248
I can't tell if her eyes are closed or not.
>>7801497
>>Loud sweating
LMAO LOOK EVERYONE TREAT'S DOING HIS USUAL MEME GAGS AGAIN THEY'RE SO FUUUUUUUUUUUCKING FUNNY XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDDXDXDXDDXDXDXDXDXDXDDXDXDXDX
>>7801535
LETS ALL LOVE LAIN
>>7801514
Paul, why are you so mad today? Forget to pop your autism pills?