/cyoag/ - CYOA

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Reminder. If your cyoa doesn't have werewolves, it's not a cyoa.

>>52598964
>momiji
>werewolf

KYS. At least post kagerou.

>>52598964
Nobody likes werewolves.

Get out.

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>>52598964
Necromancer has werewolves!

SCIENTIST!
I BESEECH YOU!
BESTOW UPON YOUR LOWLY SKELLY WORSHIPPERS THE PROMISED UPDATE!

>>52598974
Kagerou is too ugly to post.

>>52599003
Will anything trigger you when it comes to Necromancer? Even minimally?

If I say a word beginning with N would you fall to your knees and pray?

>>52598964
Good taste my mate. There's only one werewolf CYOA I think

>>52599006
Well than i guess you are just a faker thats fine with anything with ears and a tail.

>>52599016
Nurgle should scare him, he'd prevent anyone from actually dying so his Necromancy would be useless.

>>52598964
How exactly are you supposed to fit werewolves into a sci-fi CYOA? Or a wild west CYOA? Or a spy thriller CYOA?

>>52599016
You know there's more than just a single skellyposter, right?
We're individuals, man.
You fleshy bigot.

Is a calcium-based unlife-form not allowed to worship as he or she chooses?

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>>52599003
Make sacrifice then, bony one. The Scientist only answers those with the strongest of desires.

>>52599032
>wild west
Dude, what? they'd be fuckin bitchin in the wild west. It'd be even too, since silver bullets wouldn't be terribly hard to come by, and werewolves would have the edge in physical activities.

>>52599032
There are actually a couple supernatural wild west settings that involve things like vampires and werewolves. They work fairly well.

With scifi, unless it's straight science fantasy, you'll want something like the Ctarl-Ctarl or the beastmen from PSU. A race that under special conditions hulks out turns more animalistic because jargon.

Spy thriller, imagine how useful it would be to shapeshift in spying and infiltration.

>>52599032
Where there's an awoo, there's a way.

Sci-Fi CYOA: alien werewolf pirates
Wild West CYOA: native american werewolf tribalists
Spy Thriller CYOA: you're a werewolf spy investigating a criminal syndicate based around a russian mob werewolf pack

>>52599046
There would definitely be some kind of monologue about how frontier survival turns everyone into beasts, some poor bastards are just unfortunate enough to look the part too. Stuff like that.

>>52599081
>turns into a hulking manbeast with more physical power than a russian grandmother working the fields
>unfortunate

>>52599042
Eremites pls go and stay go.
The Scientist only loves real undead.
Even TP zombies are cooler than you.

>>52599042
>be a memetic idea of evil with incredible power
>resemble a cock head with tentacles

This is why you always take the shapeshifting option.

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>>52599121
>implying humanity's idea of superpowered evil isn't a super evil looking dick
You can't beat it, man. You're just lucky I don't have a SFW Mara saved.

>>52599121
>implying anyone remembers anything about Berserk aside from the rape

a giant dick is 100% fitting

>>52599185
All I remember is Guts being a colossal faggot, Skanky being to blame for 99% of shit that is happening, and Griffith being the only one getting shit done.

>>52599213
Why pretend you don't remember the series when you're being a huge Griffith fag?

>>52599226
I remember a whole lot of nothing but since that's basically what Guts has accomplished up until now, maybe I do remember everything. Thanks, anon.

>>52599169
>SFW Mara

Is there even such a thing? What eldritch horror is this?

>>52599003
You know it's a good thing I'm not Scientist. I'd've dropped the thing thanks to you

>>52599644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_aXElv_HEc

>>52599054
>native american werewolf tribalists

>werewolf
>not white

Don't you dare take something good then paint it shit colored!!!

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Been fucking around with demon lists, is it all right to go with a few base demons and work on a fusion list later.

Kind of want to focus on demi-fiends rather than worry about what I need to turn a Garm into Cerberus.

>>52599721
What the fuck is this and what does it have to do with CYOA's?

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>>52599721
do it

>>52599783
I'm pretty sure that anon is planning on making an SMT cyoa, friend.

>>52599867
>an SMT cyoa
A what cyoa? Is this another one of those things that are copy-pastes of a franchise?

>>52599094
This is jealousy because you know that when our time come, you all will be confronted with you second-class undead insignificance, right?

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Looks like the next update for this worm cyoa will have a new part for endbringers, most people never take it, but the idea of being a huge monster and duking it out with behemoth or fighting more than a hundred capes at the same time sounds fun for me.

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>>52599909

>>52599897
>Jealousy
It's disgust, ya fuckin' freak.
It's a fetish taken a bridge too far, not a proper form of necromancy and immortality.

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Full version here, unlike the twerp who posted in the last thread

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Posting this again for the sake of people who save things and repost them: If you've got the old version from years ago, you can update it now.

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>>52599829
I should have bitched out when I had the chance. Going to start off on mutations and powers for demi-fiends then break into the demon categorization/fusion/negotiating/ devouring.

You cannot escape your hunger, after all.

>>52599949
It's control of life and death - with control of eternal pleasure! What's the point of enjoying forever it is in a increasingly numb state? You will eventually just exist - or wish you didn't out of boredom. It's also a form of death, just not as classical. We offer true immortality anon - not just to exist forever, but to experience and enjoy it even more. To discover the secrets not just of death, but of the experiences of life.
Anon, we have such sights to show you.

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>>52600008
>>52599999
>>52600000

>>52600020
Sorry, I'm pretty vanilla. Not really into the BDSM and mutilation scene.
I think I'll just stick to my green book and use my Clone based immortality to do pure, normal lewd, like satisfying an entire bordello in front of an audience and then my activating my built-in killswitch, only to wake up on a different continent, as a woman.

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>>52600021

>>52599721
You should probably avoid a fusion list, because the number of combinations you'll have to deal with grow really quickly the more basic demons you have. Maybe just have the basic demons have a few "compatible" fusions that develop them into a few different forms, with everything else being "incompatible" and making the same unexpected demon, like surprise Mara.

>>52600060
Oh well, if your acts with both sexes seems to eventually start to become meaningless, if impulses become weaker and weaker, if you consider that flesh has also importance besides bones, and that maybe eventually some limits must be broken... you know what we have to offer anon.

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Typed up my response, net goes down, go have dinner and watch some tv until net is fixed and the thread was dead.

>>52587355
>Major
Power of the Contract
>Minor
Power of Tongues
Power of Health
Power of Lies
>Item
Stone
>Companion
Demon

Become rich and powerful by contracting the sick and desperate to heal them.
Tounges ensure language is no barrier while Stone and Lies help protect me from dangers both physical and litigious.
Demoness friend to complete the Faustian image. Though a flirtatious foxgirl secretary was a close contender

>>52599888
Shin Megami Tensei. Also known as Persona.

It's one of the more popular JRPG series, prominently featuring demon summoning, complex fusion systems, and overrated side games.

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Here, /tg/, have something simple and happy. I don't think I've seen it posted in a while.

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>>52600226
>also known as Persona
It hurts a little more every time.

>>52600226
>and overrated side games.
Can't mainline-only fans be happy for once? You're getting the Switch game.

>>52600119
>if impulses become weaker and weaker,
>implying I'll allow that to happen
>implying I won't create a disease that eliminates ennui and keeps my nerves and pleasure centers as sharp and sensitive as the day I was born
>implying I'll ever be that jaded, desensitized, and ruined
>implying Fleshwarping isn't superior in every way to pain magic

Lewd necromancy is journey, not a destination.
I doubt I'll ever be that fucked up, and if it does happen, it'll happen so far in the future that the tech revolution will have already happened, and I'll be well on my way to becoming a cyber-necrodruid.
Then I'll go to space and lay pipe in alien babes.

>>52599003
So what is there to do once you achieve immortality anyways? Will you learn that there exists other immortals who want to end your life somehow? Will you realize that the Earth too can become immortal? In fact, the Earth is really a necromancer this whole time explaining the zombie apocalypse?

>>52600226
So are you copy-pasting the game and I have to ignore it because I don't know the background? You avoided that question.

>>52600248
Divine Day Spa
"All" Expense Paid Trip
Fruity Drink

Never pay for drinks again, monthly massages and a mostly free holiday every year.

Now I just need a job that'll let me take time off.

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So I'm just gonna post this for those who care. Here's an update for the sake of future implementations.

Some rewrites here and there as well as price changes throughout; most of everything is cheaper, especially hulls for classes cruiser and larger. Destroyers were slightly hit with a nerf bat. Weapons and vehicles are also generally cheaper.

Also, graphical update. Enjoy the eye cancer.

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>>52600404

>>52600282
Quit being retarded. He's doing his own thing using elements from a series. It will be about the series. Let him make a good CYOA without you being bothersome.

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>>52600427
Oh yeah, some Titles had their credit rewards increased, mostly just the high level ones.

>>52599970
Wanderer's Treasure to 5
Windows to the soul to 4

Go on adventures and get rich.

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>>52600433
And here's the obligatory poo poo .pdf.

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>>52599721
Hopefully you finish yours.

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>>52600441
What i love about a cyoa is the lore behind it and SDA put quite an effort doing this

>>52576960
>>52580665
Traveler's Tale CYOA:
Origin and Background:
>Matt, 21, Ethereal, Seedling of an Archmage
>Race: Human, Gender: Male
>The Now: Watcher (+Low Tech Understanding, +5 Traits, +Alien Body, +1 Companion)
Skills, Perks and Traits: (+3 Traits)
Held Upon Joining:
>Low Tech Understanding
>Common Ethereal Manipulation
>Educated
Gained So Far:
>Basic Ethereal Manipulation
>Advanced Ethereal Manipulation
>Memory
>Alchemist
>Runemaster
Future Goals:
>Master Ethereal Manipulation
>Field Leader: Conjuration
>Field Leader: Evocation
>Field Leader: Transmutation
>Split Action
>Winter Oak
Initial Equipment Requisition: (+2000)
Clothing:
>Travelers Leathers (Free)
>MagisterTM Tier Robes (-200)
Weapons:
>Yuta Brace (Mandatory)
>Seven Shot Colt Revolver (-50)
>Elder Staff (-350)
General Items:
>Pegs (Free)
>Basic Survival Kit (Free)
>Basic Bag (Free)
>ID Card (Free)
>Magical Protection Vestments (-50)
>Small Spiritual Vestments (-50)
>Multiversal Timekeeper (-50)
>Mathery Travellers Encyclopedia Vol 1-8324 (-20)
>Coharty Plasma Shield Mark-7 (-100)
>Seal of Solomon (-200)
>Ring of Dispel (-150)
>Ausadhirdipyamanas Flower Bed (-300)
>Aenathari Peach (-500)
>Stasis Guard (-200)
>Alchemy Set (-300)
>Runist Kit (-300)
>Stigmata Nails (-300)
>MagiblocTM Coinage (-20)
>Spirit Bonding Charms (-100)
>Toshamark Standard Computer (-200)
>Internal Sustenance Module (-200)
>Waste Disposal Module (-100)
>Spirit Walk Components (-200)
>Self Operating Cooking Gear (-10)
>Healing-Chip (-250)
>Physical Formatting (-200)
>Physical Restructuring (-100)
Little Things:
>Forever Alone (+1000, -2 Companions)
>I Don't Need No Governa's Dalla! (+2 Trait, -800)
>Adherent: Magic + Power + Knowledge + Wisdom + Happiness (+500)
>Off-world Obligations (+400)
>The Renegade (+400)
>Ae-Child (+1000)

>>52600526
Factions, Departments and Others
>Ethereal: The Council of the Awoken Spirit (+Master Ethereal Manipulation)
The Covenants:
>The Council of Confucian and Daoist Discourse (+Winter Oak)
Allies: (+4 Companions)
>Angus 'Love Lich', 164, Architect, Renowned Architect + Mercia, 570, Ethereal, 'The Greenblooded', Wise Lich Magus, (Pair)
>Yarihei Neinta, 988, True Traveler, Ancient Fox God + Kuro Neinta ‘???’ True Travelers, Yarihei’s ‘Cat’ (Pair)
>Croatmor, 464, Ethereal, Wise Dragon + Matt, 21, Ethereal, Seedling of an Archmage (Pair)
Home District:
>The Summoning Grounds: Might of Magic
Hubworlds:
>Home Lander: Some Prefer to Rest a Time
PANIC BUTTONS:
>The Polyp
Path to Walk:
>QUARANTINE

>>52600493
Thanks, my man. More coming soon in the same setting.

Soon as in sometime within the next year. Multiple times, hopefully.

>>52600256

>implying I won't create a disease that eliminates ennui and keeps my nerves and pleasure centers as sharp and sensitive as the day I was born

The dangers of monotony comes from the spirit and the mind anon, not from the body. The body is merely a vessel. It doesn't matter how many times an outside stimul is applied to your nerves, it will eventually become meaningless.
Much pleasure comes even without the touch. The same for pain.

I don't understand why you are so resistent to the right awnser anon. We Eremites also take pride in twisting the flesh... altough perhaps not as effecient, it's a very artistic experience as well.

We know how to create torments as blessings to the spirits. We know how to raise the dead. We know how to tear. We specialize in the joys of eternal life. What's not to like?

Even if you are after knowledge instead of the pleasures, where do you think necromancy knowledge comes from in the first place? Those silly mummies child worshippers? Doesn't the ritual of the worm that walks reminds you of another forms of obtaining immortality throw the acceptance of pleasure? We have older and wiser masters than any other. They, that lived so long, know what's best.

And even if you just want to negate existence, and ignore all the pleasure we have to offer, all the joy, don't you think it will be easier to move on knowing what you are given up, instead of doubting yourself for eternity "but what if there was a greater pleasure"?

All roads lead to us if you are wise to live long enough. And we have all the time in the world to wait.

Also
>Prothean Caro
>Telling that other forms of necromancy aren't "real" necromancy

>>52599003
Isn't he updating like two things or something really small?

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>>52600686
I made this really quick CYOA the other day, and i made another small one a while before that one.

Each choice has a specific consequence which i thought up before posting, however sharing them would take out the fun.

>>52600655
Still gross.
>We have older and wiser masters than any other.
>full fledged necromancer
>having a master
>Being hand fed scraps from older and more powerful beings

And
>talking about how experiences eventually becomes meaningless no matter what
You're only staving off the inevitable if this is what you believe. And you're mutilating your body and your soul to do it.

>>Prothean Caro
>>Telling that other forms of necromancy aren't "real" necromancy
>Implying using necromantic energy to outright defy death in the first place isn't the most necromantic necromancy.
We're the new kids on the block, gonna take the world by storm.
We don't conquer death; we outright excise it from our being. Like a tumor.
And it's Promræn Caro, not Prothean. Get it right, Pinhead.

>Even if you are after knowledge instead of the pleasures
…Meh, you've got a point there. I should cover all my bases. I already plan to create a new council of necromancers from every school, with the intent to fuse them together in a new, gestalt necromancy.

>>52600686
He's adding a new book.
The gross-ass Eremites are coming back. They're gonna have their own companions and minions and everything.
I keep trying to explain to this dipstick that he's objectively disgusting and weird and futile, but he just won't hear reason.

>>52599959
It's the same thing as in the previous thread you twat.

>>52600747
Disgusting CYOA.

Stop being disgusting, Scientist.

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>>52600794
I don't think it's disgusting.
It's quick and cheap, but not disgusting.

Good night anon.

>>52600404
>Destroyers were slightly hit with a nerf bat.
Why? They're kind of useless now.

I get that they were popular, but that's for two reasons.

1. Larger ships are fleet only. Making Destroyers bad doesn't change that.

2. Smaller ships aren't useful against larger ships, except old Destroyers. Nerfing Destroyers doesn't change that.

They were popular because the niche of being small enough to operate independently while being large enough not to be useless against larger ships. This is a real life Destroyer's purpose. If you don't like how they're popular, this is really just an issue of your expectations versus the audience's. You want people to join factions and be reliant on them, but people prefer independents. Nerfing Destroyers to be a bad choice hasn't addressed the core problem at all, only punished players for differing views.

>>52600747
Flashlight.

>>52600816
Also add the fact that people who wanna go solo are already at a big disadvantage, as being solo is inherently a lot less capable.

>>52600874
Yeah, I remember several conversations where SDA himself was talking about how they were going to get wrecked by pirates and such for going solo. To punish them further is pointlessly mean.

>>52600874
>>52600816
I think his view is that combat builds should be faction only while anyone who wants to go solo has to do a frigate and play civilian.

>>52600949
That's completely retarded. That you think so, I mean.

>>52600816
Looking through it I'm not seeing any major nerfs to the destroyer. Most of them got their number of spinal mounts reduced by 1, but aside from that nothing much changed. The Carapace actually got cheaper without any downgrades.

>>52601020
Cost is irrelevant. You can already afford to buy the biggest ships with the same budget.

>>52601051
Sure, but those bigger ships generally can't get 23 navigation.

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>>52599169
THE GUN IS GOOD, THE PENIS IS EVIL

>>52601090
Yeah, but they do get everything else in a much higher amount. Which again shows that destroyers are completely pointless when you take the only thing they did have away from them. They should have been buffed, not nerfed.

>>52600747
>I made this really quick CYOA the other day
You keep going on and on about that one, but it's not acutally fun without knowing the consequence. I mean sure we can argue if the choices are obvious or are reverse, we can also bring your personality into that to talk about what thought process would you have and try to guess it giving you more attention. So it's a meta attention-grabbing statement, but it's a bad CYOA.

>>52600809
Special Stat CYOA: (+3)
Strength:
>Charisma:
>>Dominance (-1)
>>Attractiveness (-1)
Endurance:
>Stamina:
>>Longevity (-1)
>Health:
>>Sickness Immunity (-1)
>>Recovery Rate (-1)
Agility:
>Sociability:
>>Social Skills (-1)
Luck:
>Incoming
>>Happens To Me (-1)
>Outgoing
>>What I Do (-1)
>Surround
>>Others Do Nearby (-1)
Drawbacks:
>Jumping (+1)
>Morals (+1)
>Toughness (+1)
>Flexibility (+1)
>Study Rate (+1)
>Absorbency (+1)

>>52601138
> Yeah, but they do get everything else in a much higher amount.
Not really. Compared to most of the cruisers, the Carapace trades away around 2 points of armor and some broadside and point defense mounts in exchange for about 8 points of navigation and more spinal weapons mounts. The base hull is a bit more expensive than most cruisers, but since it's a destroyer all of its hull mods are cheaper to offset the higher base cost.

Other destroyers like the Viking and the Tribe also compare pretty well to the average cruiser, with a little bit less firepower and a little bit more speed than cruisers of similar base cost, and again being destroyers their hull mods are cheaper.

>>52600248
>Citrus Vampire
>Divine Pupper
>Smartest Phone
I just want a good boy, the other two are just bonus.

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Anyone have the vampire version of this CYOA?

>>52601208
>comparing the best destroyer to "most" cruisers

okay, opinion discarded

>>52601208
Well Destroyers are supposed to be capable of taking Battleships, at least that's what the navy uses them for.

I see no problems with destroyers both as solo ships for smuggling/leisure cruises and as fleet support. Get them stealth screen and torpedos, boom, I sunk your battleship.

>>52601325
Considering the Carapace works out to be about the same cost as most of the cruisers, it's a fair comparison. The price of hull mods can easily exceed the cost of the entire base hull, so the fact that the Carapace only pays x3 on hull mods instead of x4 like a cruiser would makes them cost a similar amount in total.

Compare the Carapace to, say, the Er'el, which is by no means a low tier cruiser. The main difference between the two is that the Er'el has 8 more broadside mounts while the Carapace has 10 more navigation.

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>>52601267

>>52601420
Thanks a bunch, friend.

>>52601363
SDA said that people trying to go solo will get buttfucked by pirates. It's not really supposed to be an option according to him.

>>52600404
Should I take the Sorcerer or the Sleeper?

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>>52601481
That would be logical if you tried to fight pirate fleets or something. If you want to run away from big ships and engage small rabble, I don't see the problem. Besides, why would you need SDA to dictate how you play a make-believe game.

In my headcanon this is how an average Daggers raiding party near Federation space looks like. They will obviously try to target haulers and freighters, not destroyers worth 500m of credits full of operators operating operationally.

Sci Fi is the worst genre so can everyone just stop making Sci Fi cyoas? Thank you.

>>52601536
Yeah, we could use more cuckolding CYOAs instead.

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>cyoa has no beauty option
>expects me to become a public figure/hero

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>>52601536

>>52601536
Sci Fi sucks ass

Sci Fi with magic rocks

>>52601560
>cyoa has a beauty option
>impies it will make significantly more sucsessfull with women despite your remaining social awkwardience

>>52600412
You're not even the author fuck off.
All I want to know is if the CYOA is unplayable or not.

>>52601634
If you're pretty enough it does.

>>52601380
>Considering the Carapace works out to be about the same cost as most of the cruisers, it's a fair comparison.
No it's not. The cost is irrelevant. Compare the best cruiser to the best destroyer, or the average cruiser to the average destroyer if that triggers you.

>>52601363
>>52601529
It's not possible to operate a destroyer solo. You need a minimum crew of at least 16 unaugmented humans or 6 controllers. If by "solo" SDA meant lacking one of a few dozen specific people from this galaxy with a magical plot aura, well, I'm glad I have a superpower that lets me ignore it when people say stupid things.

>>52601590
most sci fi has magic in it

>>52601652
I thought by "solo" he meant travelling on a single ship...

>>52601652
Solo means without any other ships along with your destroyer, not as a lone crewmember.

>>52601590
Kill yourself you troglodyte.

>>52601634
http://www.tinderseduction.com/male-model-tinder-case-study/

Many experiments have already been done on that subject.

Basically, if you look like a male model you can tell girls you want to creampie their asshole and odds are they'll travel 2 hours to meet you.

Looks are everything when it comes to dating and almost everything in pretty much every other aspect of your life.

>>52601678
I don't think looks help in genome sequencing or stock trading, anon.

>>52601691
No, but nobody even talked or thought about either of those within the context of this conversation before you did.

>>52601700
No, he's right, you said every aspect.

>>52601700
Even if nobody did, successful stock trading can get you a house, a car, and a girl or several.

>>52601707
I didn't.

Besides, he said *almost* every aspect. No contradictions here.

>>52601721
So can looks.

>>52601678
>you can tell girls you want to creampie their asshole and odds are they'll travel 2 hours to meet you
Yeah, but you need a degree of confidence to tell them you want to crempie their asshole and if you do, they will come even if you look average. Chicks dig confidence. Improving your looks will boost your confidence, but not by much, unless your looked really repulsive before or something.

>>52601691
Attractive people receive more positive attention from their parents, are more likely to be perceived as good students by their teachers, etc. People naturally associate positive personality traits with good looks: attractive people are believed to be smarter, healthier, more confident, more dominant, etc.
No matter what your job you're interested in, attractive people have higher call back rate.

The benefits are endless.

If you're a 6'5" classically handsome white guy, life was handed on a platter to you. For the same reason I have 0 respect for them. Whatever it is they accomplished, they accomplished it on super easy mode. That they rot in hell for all I care.

>>52600441
Umm, the image quality in this pdf are much much worse?

I mean having a pdf is nice, but it so pixelated.

>>52601658
Not really. Unless you're using Clarke's third law, in which case it isn't an adamant rule.

>>52601722
Well, assuming you either can't count or have no experience with life whatsoever, I suppose.

>>52601734
Should've thought of that before becoming ugly, anon.

>>52601745
Maybe it's your experience that's not-well rounded enough, anon?

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>>52601729
If an average guy told a woman he wants to creampie her ass, he'd be jailed for sexual assualt, attempted rape, succesful mental rape and general creepiness before the day was over.

>>52600226
>also known as Persona

Triggering aside, P5 doesn't even have the Shin Megami Tensei title on it, so I don't think it really counts anymore.

>>52601734
Well it's all true to a degree. Good looks base around lack of deformity, basically. If physical deformities form, then it's pretty easy for mental ones to be there as well. At least, that's how our instincts work regarding natural selection.

>>52601757
>what is context

You can say that on tinder. Environment is what matters.

>>52601734
>that's what dumb ugly 4' niglets actually believe
It seems to me you're finding excuses for your own failures, anon.

>>52601810
It obviously is. I mean, even if he's below average in looks in some way, it's very unlikely he's on a hunchback of notradame tier. And if he's about average he could always start grooming properly, working out, and paying attention to the clothes he wears, which would make up for almost everything.

>>52600404
>>52600940
>SDA punishing people that want to not suck faction dick / take his companions that are much better than you at every thing
Seems about right for him

>>52601363
They're been nerfed significantly.

Also it's easy to defend against torpedoes with point defense.

>>52601855
Now you know why I hate namefags.

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>>52599909

Rogue

>Powers
Jump
Stomp
Peak Human Strength
Final Form

>Companion
Farseer

>Shard
The Warrior

>Perks
Financial Resources
Godslayer

>Flaws
Kidnapping
Endbringer Target
Psychic Nosebleed
Trouble Magnet
Bad Reputation

>Gift
The Memento

When I first noticed where I was, I noticed I was different. Faster then I'd ever been, healthy, strong.
Man was I strong.
Stomping could crack concrete, I could probably lift a tonne if I tried. I even jumped several meters effortlessly.

I get headaches after a while. Guess lifting stuff is stressful.

Had a fight. Some drug-fucked guy tried to rob me. He's nursing a broken arm now.

After a few days homeless and alone I was getting pretty desperate.
I heard gunshots, heard people running and saw someone hide something. I think it was drug-trade or something that someone interrupted.
Looking at what they tried to hide I found a suitcase, I took it and ran.
It had money, lots of money.
I think I'll be ok for awhile.

l ran into someone, she introduced herself as Farseer. Shouted me lunch to listen to her.
She warned me about a few things.
She gave me her number, told me to call her.
She started to say something about May the 15th but caught herself.
That's in a few days.

Some... thing just turned up.
I heard the name Leviathan mentioned.
People are panicking.
Heroes, villains, everyone.
The Thing; It tore through the streets.

I'm burning up, a fever?
Is that steam? Am I steaming?
My clothing is burning.
Bitter metallic taste in my mouth.

>"-there is no news of what this creature is.-"
>"-allegedly someone turned into this creature.-"
>"-search is now on for this individual seen in the footage. If you have any information-"
>"-nd tore Leviathan's arm off-"

>>52601810
So all of this doesn't disgust on you on principle? It makes me vomit. That in our modern society so much is determined by physical looks.

It's just my opinion though. I believe that attractive people cannot accomplish anything in life because they got handed everything in life. Then again, that's just my way of coping with this whole thing.

>>52601855
Taking the companions aren't even going to help, like it doesn't matter if you have Styx etc in fleet combat, she'll die same as anyone once the hull is breached and it's not like she can damage a ship's armor without being right the fuck on it.

>>52601881
You still not dead you moldy bitch?

>>52601757
If he was creepy about than sure, if he acted alpha as fuck and confident he wouldn't, because women would instinctually feel he have the "right" top act like that, while if a creepy loser acts like that he makes an affreont to her.

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>>52601838
Again, beautiful data have shown us that women consider more than 80% of men below average. So speaking strictly within a dating context, you'd need to be within the top 20% of men lookswise to not be considered ugly. How does an ugly guy accomplish that? Working out? Being fashionable? All of that is just a drop in the bucket. Attractive guys, facially attractive guys, with decent frames look great skinny or even mildly chubby. Male models can walk around with 5$ tshirts and still look great.

It's not a guaranteed loss, but it's such a huge, uphill battle.

That's not even mentioning stuff like height which you can't change. Fun fact: tall men earn more on average than short men.

>>52601881
Is this an Angel post?

>>52601918
it must suck to be so embittered about this shit that you feel driven to collect infographics so that you can post about it on /tg/.

really, it makes me sad that you exist.

>>52601734
Awwww how sweet!

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>>52601881

>>52601918
That just shows you that they're idiots. It doesn't matter what they think, what matters is who they fuck in the end.

>>52601887
>Then again, that's just my way of coping with this whole thing.
It's good you know why you come up with these excuses and this hate.

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>>52601913
>https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/23gvy0/its_hard_being_average_my_tinder_experiment/

Sure, you can make all that effort and maybe some average girls will allow you within 10 feet of their presence.

Meanwhile pic related on Tinder with nothing but "I don't message first, send me a cheesy pick up line" gets 350 matches in 10 hours and 97 of those messaged him first.

Using the pic of a more average man with the same confident line, one gets 9 matches and 2 messages. An ugly guy gets 3 matches and 2 messages (1 bot).

That's how fair this world is. Average men jump through 10 000 hoops to get an average girl who'd have accepted anal sex with a male model within minutes of meeting him.

The lesson in all this: if a cyoa offers you beauty, you pick it even over immortality.

>>52601983
Kek

>>52602004
That guy isn't amazing in the looks department, he just groomed himself properly and isn't fat. Chances are you could do the exact same thing instead of moaning.

I mean look at that fucking picture. He's half way turned away from the camera, and part of his face is obscured by a glass. It's the male equivalent of those weird angle shots fat girls do so their fat doesn't show in the pic.

>>52601970
It makes me sad too. One of my friends is male model tier and domestically abusive. I was stupid enough to try and help 2 of his gf's but they made it very clear they didn't mind at all what he did. You have to make some sacrifices to get a guy like that, they said.

Life is a joke. Why else would I waste it on cyoag?

>>52602004
Yeah, sure it would work in virtual enviorment, but the point is, in real life a hot looking guy would be also confident because he was always like that, if you make a fat neckbeard hot he would still remain the socially awkward neckbeard on the inside and girls would feel it.

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opinion
>>52598761
F

>>52599909
>>52599928
>>52599992
D

>>52599959
C

>>52599970
A+ very good


>>52600404
C

>>52600466
C+

>>52600741
C-

>>52600747
Fresh idea
but doesn't lead anywhere
D+

>>52600809
B-
vague characteristics
interpretation could range widely

>>52601267
D-

>>52601573
B

>>52602004
>if a cyoa offers you beauty, you pick it even over immortality.

Ehh, no. With immortality you are inevitably going to save up enough for a good plastic surgeon who can fix you even if you're Toxic Avenger right now.
And then you're going to be both pretty AND immortal.

>>52602004
Okay and? Why should life be fair?
We all know you'd do anything to switch places with these "magical" guys

>>52602034
I give your post an F for inappropriate context and autistic demeanor.

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>>52602043
A-

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>>52602022
That guy is Francisco Lachowski, a brazilian top male model. Even in unflattering pics like that he still gets those results. Just imagine his matches if whoever conducted that experiment used a better pic of him.

And no, average guys don't become brazilian top models with a haircut.

>>52601902
>>52601948
>>52601983
I'm not Angel and I'm beginning to suspect that Angel is to you what the Red Menace was to McCarthy, a mythical boogeyman to blame your ills on.

>>52602060
>That guy is Francisco Lachowski, a brazilian top male model

So? He's still not amazing.

>>52602060
Average white guys could, apparently.

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>>52602067

>>52602035
I like how you think. You're right. I'd argue beauty is still a must pic unless you have other means to improve your appearance, like fleshcrafting for all I care.

>>52601918 >>52602004
>>52602060 >>52602076
How about taking that conversation somewhere else?

>>52602099
no

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>>52602079
>>52602076
The day average white guys look like this is the day I ascend to godhood fueled by pure, unfiltered bitterness in my everlasting glory pull the plug on this worthless planet.

Correction. I'd save all the dogs first and then repopulate a terraformed mars with doggos and doggo related structures.

>>52602126
After reading your posts, Toxic Avenger-anon, I think your problem is not with the looks.

>>52602126
I think I get it now. You're jealous of how easily girls can get hot guys.
It's okay, lots of hot guys are into traps. You still have a chance.

>>52602126
What's it like being a god of bitterness, anon?

>>52602134
Took you long enough to notice.

>>52602138
Bingo, you got me.
What now?

I can tell most of the anons here suffer from low self esteem.

>>52602149
Congrats, you have more than 80 IQ.

>>52602143
I don't remember you calling it first, so dibs are still mine.

>>52602161
>calling dibs after the other guy is already done

>>52602146
Nothing much but it explains your bitterness. Maybe you could stop now? Or make a CYOA?

>>52602170
Link to post or didn't happen.

>>52602191
see the conversation above, it's basically a giant bukakke on the expense of the low self-esteem anon

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>>52602134
Every shitty thing that ever happened to me can be blamed on my looks. That's why I'm bitter. I'm the stereotypical nice guy irl who everyone likes and befriends but has the sexual attractiveness of a potted plant.

What use is there to being kind and doing your best in life when you get overlooked by parents, teachers, crushes, etc.?

But no, this bastard with a semi-confirmed murder who also crippled a teenager, is now a male model with a million dollar mansion because his pic went viral. Scum of the earth like him is treated like a god when average guys get treated like dirt. Nope, my destiny is to be bitter on the internet.

>>52602204
>I'm the stereotypical nice guy
Thought as much. Your problem isn't your looks, it's your attitude. You will, of course, find some excuse to dismiss this sentence, likely by calling me a cuck or a Chad or something so you can go back to blaming things completely outside your control for your misery and thus absolve yourself of the need to ever try, but it won't make it any less true.

>>52602204
You really are the stereotypical nice guy, but I don't think you know what that means.

Get over yourself and put some effort into life.

>>52600404
Thanks for the update! Sad to see destroyers nerfed but they did generally make cruiser seem a bit redundant since they had similar stats other than extra rooms and destroyers were a lot cheaper.

>>52602204
Theeere it is. Nothing if your fault. Nope. You have no responsibility for any of your failures

>>52602203
If it's non-explicit it doesn't count. Because if it does then dibs are still mine, because I figured it out from his first post.

>>52602232
Cruisers are for fleet builds where you join up with a faction.

Making Destroyers suck just fucks over independent builds even more.

>>52602227
>>52602230
I'm too far gone. I was voted "best friend" in high school. More than half my friends irl are girls. Etc.

I'm pretty much a neutered puppy by now.

>>52602204
>>>/r9k/ and stay there.

>>52602243
I'm against destroyers being nerfed too, but that's just not true. Cruisers were always equally good at solo builds, since destroyers had limited room.

>>52602237
Why would I be responsible for my failures when guys like Jeremy Meeks are in no way responsible for their success?

Double standards.

>>52602270
Because you deserve it inflicted on you.

>>52602067
Yes, she is like the Jew

>>52602251
>>52602270
You're still saying the same thing. Defeatist bitching, basically.

Get over yourself and put some effort into life. You want something, then go get it. Nobody else can do it for you, but you can always do it yourself. No, there is no such thing as too far gone.

>>52602204
>but has the sexual attractiveness of a potted plant
That's not because of looks, that's because beta loser personality

>>52602287
But it's much easier for him to say he can't win! And he should give up and never try!
And other guys won and they never have to try.

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>>52602227 >>52602230
>>52602237 >>52602252
>>52602284 >>52602287
>>52602295
Just stop responding to them.

>>52602305
Fuck off.

>>52602305
Oh fuck off. It's damn /cyoag/, /tg/'s septic tank. Treating it as anything but shit fest is deluding yourself. So shit away, that's what this thread is for.

>>52602287
I have put effort. I have dozens of friends irl, I'm well-liked, I'm in college, etc. But it's all fake. Fake as fuck. I laugh and I smile and everyone is happy but I actually just want to stick a fork in their eyes and twist it.

I'm not an idiot. I see bad people with better lives than mine and 9/10 times they just look good. I refuse to accept that.

I had to make such an effort to get where I am and I'm not even successful. Why should other people get to waltz all past that because of their pretty face? Why should I not be allowed to acidface them?

Someone post that anger cyoa pls.

>>52602305
I hate the way you quote.

>>52602305
No. He's funny to listen to. I can feel the tears flowing.

>>52602324
Correlation and causation are two entirely separate things.

>>52602324
See? This ducking shit belongs in a cringe thread.

>>52602324
God you're retarded.

>>52601855
>take his companions that are much better than you at every thing
Uh, actually buying all the skill isn't THAT expensive. And if the Controllers crew archetype is anything to go off of getting the Ming-Link skill puts you on a very high skill level.

>>52602324
I don't even need to know how you look to dislike you. See? It's not just that.

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What is a flangian hound? Ive been trying to figure that out since this was made

>>52602379
Anon, you're delusional. It's okay, it happens to a lot of people and you can get over it. Just accept that maybe you don't know everything about life yet.

>>52602034
you have shit taste

>>52602379
steven hawking.

>>52602379
I'd be depressed, too, if my source for academic papers was NBC news.

>>52602388
>>52602392
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physical_attractiveness_stereotype

This discussion doesn't belong here. Here's the wikipedia page, look through the source material yourself if you want but you cannot deny that attractive people live life on easy mode.

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>>52602379
Search this guy. Then realise how wrong you are. Then drink bleach for wasting everyone's time (and by "everyone's" I mean "everyone who has ever known you").

>>52602413
>phoneposter
opinion discarded

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>>52602428

>>52602324
>I have put effort. I have dozens of friends irl, I'm well-liked, I'm in college, etc. But it's all fake. Fake as fuck. I laugh and I smile and everyone is happy but I actually just want to stick a fork in their eyes and twist it.
>I have dozens of friends
>I actually just want to stick a fork in their eyes and twist it.

You don't have any friends. You have acquaintances who are likely aware of your desires and have opted to ignore them for whatever reason. I guarantee each and every one of them has noticed something a little off about you and isn't as invested in the relationship as you are.

>>52602067
McCarthy was right though. Almost all the names on his list turned out to be commies. The fact that you deny McCarthy suggests that you are likely a filthy commie as well

>>52602414
I'm not basing my worldview on outliers. And even so, today's society is completely different from even mere decades ago.

Today's girls grow up with One Direction, 50 tons of make up, and Tinder matches from male models for the virtue of having a vagina.

>>52602456
Is that really the case, Toxic Avenger-anon?

>>52602456
What would you prefer?
How will you change things/how can things be changed? Would these changes be better?

>>52601193
>Section | Stat
>Strength | Physical, Will, Charisma
>Endurance | Stamina, Health, Hardiness
How the fuck do you mess up this badly?

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>>52602474
There's an easy solution.

We destroy this world.

I'm not stupid enough to think there is a solution. It's all human biology, the way our brains are wired. Even babies prefer seeing more attractive faces.

>>52602067
No shit. A true Herlock Sholmes here.

>>52602488
If there is no solution, then there is no problem in the first place.

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I want to make a Splatoon cyoa but my computer is needs a new copy of windows and I can only use my phone and tablet to post here

>>52602533
Jumping into this argument only to say that you have a very stupid way of looking at problems.

>>52602538
And you can't tell the difference between a problem and a limitation.

wait, so if I choose blackhawk elite and use viking destroyer as my primary ship I'll probably end up blockading some shithole world together with hundreds other blackhawk destroyers?

>>52602449
Eh, you overestimate people. Other people are not mind readers, they're oftentimes oblivious and dumb and a little fake themselves It's not unlikely they see something odd in how he acts, but they're far more likely to chalk it up to awkwardness or just the way he emotes.

Only someone really paranoid is going to think 'yes that guy actually wants to kill me because his smile is a little fake.'

>>52602546
Yeah, you're a low-level grunt in the Blackhawk faction. What did you think you would be doing?

>>52602428
>The Unhinged
>High voltage
>Fucking Run
>Brutal Presence
i do not need any other powers. The Lizard People are coming. THOR has asked me to stop them. children of The Lizard People have taken my house. i can find The Lizard People easily. as The Lizard People are vulnerable to THOR's Gift. but there are a lot of The Lizard People. i have to be quick. good luck.

>>52602533
Is this a joke? This can't be a real argument.

>a meteor is heading towards Earth and we can't stop it no matter what we do?
>Phew, just a limitation then. Not a problem.

Even if it were just a limitation, fuck that. I grew being told I could do and be anything. Someone should have told me there were looks requirements to certain joys in life.

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>>52602558
Is it paranoia if they're right?

>>52602578
Yep. If we can't do anything then it's a limitation of our civilization. Better luck to whoever else is out there.

This is a significant difference, since whiny anon believes he has inherent limitations that he can't overcome, rather than problems that he could work past.

>>52602599
Yes, because they have no way of knowing they're right. Based on the evidence available to them, it isn't a reasonable conclusion to make.

>>52602578
The requirement is hard work, but you'd just say it's the same as impossible.

>>52602599
Yes. Knowledge is epistemologically "justified true belief". Even if your belief turns out to be true, if it isn't logically justified it isn't knowledge, and could be attributed to paranoia.

>>52602566
was just making sure spec ops, pirates and going solo were the only viable fun options

>>52599909
as someone that hasn't read worm, can someone explain shard administration?
I think I understand that you can't edit how the power itself works, but I can't edit powers that I have? so i'd use this to make every other power except mine terrible?

>>52602536
>my computer is needs a new copy of windows
What happened / What are you trying to do?

>>52602612
>hard work

I just want to point out social mobility is at an historical low. + some things can be impossible or require such resources that achieving your goal is unrealistic.

Example being a 4' asian midget with a deformed face and micropenis trying to become good looking and sexually attractive.

>>52602643
As I said. Enjoy living the rest of your life in misery.

>>52602324

Anon, have you read Elliot Rodger's manifesto, because you sound exactly like him.

You know what his problem was? It was that he presumed life is unfair when life is outside the binary of fair or unfair. He was also extremely socially maladjusted and people subconsciously picked up on that, and avoided him as a result. I'm guess a similar thing is happening to you.

Normal people have at least the bare minimum of innate charisma/sociability that they need to make friends in life. Most introvert have this bare minimum of charisma too, they just are too shy or self conscious to tap into it.

You and others like you however, lack that bare minimum level of charisma. So when you try and put the effort in, people are still going to notice that you are mentally aren't there.

>>52602657
You're 'solutions' are just basic feelgood nonsense. There's a limit to what you can do or expect someone to do.

>You grew up poor, black and in a bad neighbourhood? Stop whining. Just become rich and succesful. It's what I did. Sure, my parents gave me a few million dollars to kickstart my business, paid for my college and introduced me to everyone in their country club but who the fuck cares!! I could've done everything I did in life without all that!

Basically you ignoring reality, anon. And yes, if you can come up with childish arguments so can I.

>>52602702
His problem was shooting his poor nerdy friends when he should've crashed a sorority party instead.

>>52602713
Yet I have a girlfriend, I meet with friends several times per week, I do well at school and manage to keep a steady job.

>>52602713

Found the cultural marxist.

Stop dragging the strong down with your weakness, communist.

>>52602713
>getting a girlfriend is on the same order of difficulty as getting ahead of everyone else around you in life

>>52602630 the power cord fell out of the wall while it was booting up as a result the operating system is completely fucked

>>52602713

Losers wallow in self-pity, winners strive for greater heights. If you act like a low-test beta male all the time you'll always be a low-test beta male.

>>52602752
Mid system repair

r9k out pls

>>52600248
>Citrus Vampire
>Smartest Phone
>Goddessbux

yey

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>>52602737
>"Looks aren't everything, believe me I'm model."

The way I see it you're either a genetically blessed bastard whose opinion is irrelevant, or a delusional zombie who thinks his below average gf (who is not sexually attracted to him) and neurotypical life are somehow enviable.

Either way it doesn't matter that success is possible, what matters is how "unfair" the requirements to achieve success are depending on the individual. A few successful black guys doesn't discredit racism for example.

I'm probably just mentally ill though. I'm aware of that. I don't accept society's inherent inequality so I refuse to completely fit in. I'd probably live half a decent life if my world was limited to my city and I didn't compulsively compare my average life to that of elite jocks, trust fund millionaires, models, etc.

>>52602791

>Marxist beta male
>Referencing Ted Talks

Yeah, you need to go back to neogaf.

>>52601503
>Not taking The Fatebreaker and The Demigod
Pleb

>>52602791
There's an entire board dedicated to losers like you. Your blog post would be much more appreciated there.

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>>52602149
Is it low self-esteem if I don't have much confidence in anyone, right down to the microbes?

>>52601652
Well you could take the Mind-Link skill and have a 'crew' of not-quite-sapient androids. That'd be pretty 'solo'.

>>52602807
I'm also referencing it because it was an absolute joke. I'm not even sure what Ted Talks are. I found that video on youtube.

Basically she's a super model who admits her looks gave her everything in life but that she too suffers from anti-privilege or whatever and her life isn't perfect.

I swear if you could acidface people through your computer. She also yammers on about white privilege for some reason.

That woman should be thanking God and every angel for how blessed she is. If only hubris were real.

>>52602827
If you're referencing /r9k/ they're delusional. This discussion kind of exploded out of proportion though. It was originally just a remark about beauty options in cyoas.

>>52601739
The file size limit here is why the image quality had to be tanked.

Oh, the girls as guns game released an art book. Now there might be enough images for the ships/tanks/guns/planes as girls cyoa.

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>>52602791
Anon, listen. My advice?

Give up. For real this time. As in, stop wanting the world to be fair. It never will be, and the eons will see it collapse back into the void anyway. You're still mad because you still think things can be better for you. You haven't really accepted your fate.

Once you really accept your fate, you get used to it, and eventually you'll be happy.

Yes, it helps if your fetishes aren't possible in real life or you're so dense you don't realize you've become a harem protagonist until years after the manga ends, but still.

Now, will that bring you peace in all areas of life? No. But it's better than nothing.

>>52603008
I've come to terms with all this already, kind of, seeing as how I haven't gone a shooting spree.

I'm going to live my life best I can, spewing my bitterness on internet forums exclusively.

Tell me about your fetishes though.

>>52603095
Well, let's just say I'm no Medusa.

>>52602852
>This discussion kind of exploded out of proportion though. It was originally just a remark about beauty options in cyoas.

Pretty much par for the course here. Usually it's more about faggotry, but sometimes it's a bit more enjoyable. There was a thread a couple of weeks ago where the autism was about immortality and godhood that I personally liked.

>>52603150
A-angel?

>>52602536
Then we won't get a splatoon CYOA.

>>52602034
Post your rubric. I agree with your assessments on general impression, but would like to see how you arrived at them.

>>52599959
The intro of this one gives me a cool idea: A CYOA to change you in heritable ways, oriented around making you the progenitor of a race, bloodline, or tribe.

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>>52603245
>become progenitor of a race of magical mythological beings
>race dies out as no one wants to have sex with you anyway

Memes aside, I love your idea.

>>52603245
This would be awesome. There is a CYOA where you become a progenitor of magical school and their inherit your stats, though you don't actually father them.

>>52603245
I'm going to be a collossal faggot and request mpreg/cuntboy/asexual reproduction options. If my race depends on me sticking my penis in a cootie snatch, we gon die out real fast.

>>52603387
Good idea, I'll add something like crafting your own offspring in a mythic-sounding way.

>>52599035
Naa there's only one skelatusit in these threads. Probably the same necromoron who keeps posting WEN NEKRO?!

>>52603471
WEN NEKRO?!

>>52599970
Old version still better for some choices.

>>52603500
Better in the sense that it's more powerful or more excellently designed? If the latter case, which ones?

If the former, that was intentional.

>>52600747
>Each choice has a specific consequence which i thought up before posting, however sharing them would take out the fun.
This. This right there is stupid. It's not a cyoa if the choices you make aren't explained. It's like a half done wip.

>>52602884
And the reason it never should have been put into pdf form in the first place. If you can't make a good looking pdf image file then don't make one at all.

>>52599970
>Journeying through wilderness and mountains will lead you to any treasure you seek
A little op, just seek the holy grail

>>52603619
The other level 5 powers give you any knowledge, as many times as you can acquire apples, make you completely indestructible when combined with a previous power, give you access to people's memories, let you control your physical form and anyone else's freely, and make you a vampire patriarch. The Holy Grail seems like it's the same level of power as the first few of those.

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>>52603450
>creating them millimeter by millimeter

>>52603713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeBik_YHBYM

>>52603245
Well, it's been suggested before, but hasn't gotten anywhere.

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>>52603821
It's going somewhere this time.

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Once upon a time there was a thread for choose your own adventures, until it was invaded by idiots talking about stuff that wasn't choose your own adventures. The kingdom fell, towers burned and idiots ran rampant by going off subject for far too long.

The devil laughed, wiping his knobby red ass with the latest shitpost and derailment postings. Damn people are so stupid and easy to rile up he thought. Dropping the fecal covered thead onto the ground, with not a care in the world.

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Pokemon Personified Plus+ when?

>>52602627

Some powers in worm cannot affect organic beings, or if they can affect organic material the power cannot affect inorganic material, this is because of the limitations the entity put on your shard, and those limitations are there sometimes to protect the host, but most of the time the entity who created the powers just want to force you to use your imagination and work around that limitation.

In the story those limitations are know as the Manton Effect. Those limitations also stop you from using the true potential of your shard.

With Shard Administration you can remove or add limits to any shard, remove the limitations on contessa path to victory and now she can kill Scion, or if you want to be an asshole, you can remove sundancer immunity to her own fire, and the next time she summons her mini-sun she will die burning.

You can use Shard administration on yourself, but first you need to take Manton effect bypass, if you take something like Shard Administration+Kingmaker+Manton effect bypass, you can now give yourself new powers with kingmaker, and you can use SA to remove the limits on kingmaker, being able to gift yourself powers that cost 20 points like Path to victory+Bringing an end+Absolute regeneration.

Or you can use SA to change copycat to permanently copy a power, copy Eidolon and you are now instantly a S-level cape.

>>52603944
Of course, that would require a lot of points. Good luck with that.

>>52603930
When we stop feeding into Italics' fetish by whinging about it so she can focus.

>>52603994
>implying cucks ever get to finish

>>52604047
In the current situation, WE'RE the ones getting cucked BY her. So if we refuse to play her game, then she'll hopefully go back to CYOA-making.

>>52604103
Don't project your own fetishes onto others, cuck lord.

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>>52602990
Rather cute. Too bad I don't know the language

>>52603387
How big of a faggot do you gotta be to even suggest that?
Just have a threesome with some broad and a hot guy, boom, problem solved without being uber gay

>>52600404
>Origins
Choose Your Own Adenture- From Another Dimension, The Interloper (-3m on all hulls)

Dropped into this universe, alone and confused. Someone knows why.

>Skills
Medical
Computer Science
Diplomacy
Standard Combat Training
Mechanics
Basic Piloting

Jack of all trades, master of none.

>Titles
The Ghost (+90m)
The Space Cowboy (+200m)

This universe pushes back against my presence. Both passively and very directly. Someone knows I'm here and knows enough
to put a bounty on me. These two issues are at odds with each other at times, but it makes life no less difficult.

>Hull
X33 Tribe (357m)

>AI
Sophocles v1.0.3

>Energy Systems
2x Mana Core (252m)

>Shield Subsystems
Mana Shielding (212m)

>Ship Mods (x3 cost for Destroyer)
Command Mods- Columbus BTR37 (210m)
Hull Mods- Active Cloaking (206m), Nano Armour Coating (200m)

>Ship Weapons
4 Spinal Mounts- Ragefire Railgun (188m), 2x Flak Cannon (183m), Missile Launcher (175m)
12 Broadside Mounts- 2x Machine Gun (172m), 2x Auto Cannon (167m), 2x Missile Pod (162m),
2x Flak Cannon (158m), 2x Mana Blaster (148m), 2x Rail Gun (138m)
4 Point-Defence Mounts- 2x Light Laser Cannon (135m), 2x Machine Gun (133m)

>Drones
2x Science Drone (125m, 5 Hangar Space)
Hull Repair Drone (122m, 4 Hangar Space)

>Vehicles
AT Dunebuggy (121m, 3 Hangar Space)
MLUV (119m, 2 Hangar Space)
Submarine w/Machine Gun (116m, 0 Hangar Space)

>Industrial Equipment
Composition Scanner (112m)

>E-War Equipment
Poisoning Module (101m)
Honey Pot Module (92m)
MTM Module (86m)

>Rooms and Compartments (14 Rooms available)
Crew Quarters Uprgrade (85m)
Officer's Quarters (83m)
Captain's Quarters (78m)
Advanced Infirmary (66m)
Laboratory (63m)
Tavern+Standard Mess Hall (59m)
Digital Security Room (55m)
Lounge+Rec Room+Observatory (52m)
Cargo Space+Engineering Bay (49m)
Holding Cells (48m)

>>52600404
>>52604203
>Crew
Pilot and Co-Pilot- E.R.I. (43m) and Horace Carter (41m)
Engineeer- Adan Cervantes (39m)
Doctor- Lyra Miralda (32m)
Ship Gunners- Brian Richardson (31m) and Clara "Sun" Howell (27m)
Cyber Security- Erica "761" (25m)
Scientist- Sarah Escher (22m)
Chef and Bartender- Hal (18m) and Jorgen Masterson (17m)
Combat and Security- Patch Newton (10m) and Sophie Haynes (8m)

>Red Shirts
x5 Androids (7m)
x2 Engineers (6.8m)
x5 Explorers (6.5m)
x1 Medic (6.4m)
x10 Mercenaries (5.9m)
x2 Researchers (5.7m)
x2 Dustkeepers (5.5m)
x3 Industry Laborers (5.2m)
x2 Civilian Workers (5m)

>More Ships Rooms
Hydroponics+Aquaculture (2m)
Hypercomms Room addition to DS Room (0m)

>Contracts
The Acheron, Tier 2 (+10m)
Search and Rescue Tier, 4 (+28m)
This Land, Tier 2 (+12m)
The Twin Fangs Tier 3 (+18m)

Explore this strange new universe alongside my crew. Take jobs, keep them happy, keep them payed, and make the most out of this life. I'll put the extra credits towards improving my ship, both in comfort and capability.

Perhaps one day I'll find my way home. But to do that, I'll need to find the one who knows. The one who put a price on my head and does not appreciate my presence here.

>>52603846
k

>>52604217
>>52604203
Forgot to add Lauren Lazuli to my crew list.

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>>52604123
>implying
Italics being a cuck is a massive meme. How new are you?

>>52604300
>massive meme
More like old news, newfag.

>>52603994

In that worm cyoa the maximum points you can get is 40, SA+kingmaker+Manton effect bypass will only cost you 34 points, you have enough points left to take godslayer+voice in my head.

>>52604194
So you're saying you could fuck a guy in the ass or get fucked by a guy if a cyoa required you to?

Hint: your answer will decide whether you're straight or not.

age 3 years younger than me
background below middle class and daddy big arms

personality melancholy, pessimistic, cheerful, optimistic, kind, helpful, calm, collected, thoughtful, flirty, naughty, childish, proud, haughty, wild and energetic

intelligence and knowledge an airhead
hobby a gun nut
height shes a head taller than me
skin very dark
eyes brown
hair blonde
build average
breasts F cup
distinctive features fingernails
special features secretly stacked
weird features #@%&^£¥ magic
enchanted a vampire with a demonic allure

monster girl a lamia with soporific poison, psychedelic poison, aphrodisiac poison and a paralytic poison

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/11747842/

>>52602034
For once, Anon isn't a faggot.

>>52604300
How cucking new are YOU?

>>52604460
>https://www.furaffinity.net/view/11747842/
Git out.

>>52602428
Killing machine
-High Voltage
-Beastial Roar
-Fucking Run
-Lord of Edges
-Get Hard

I might have little control over my electricity, but if I can teleport behind people and hit them with it point blank I don't think I'm missing my target.

If I get in trouble fucking run away. If I can't fucking run away from that trouble - if a grenade is about to blow up in my face or something then iron form.

Beastial roar to heal wounds.

This would make me a killing machine with diplomatic immunity.

>>52604440
If the race depended on it, I was high as fuck and buried in so many girls I couldn't even tell I was fucking a guy, yes, yes I would be able to cum.

Anon will rather watch humanity die out because he a prissy bitch.

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>>52604558
You're a fairy, Harry.

>>52600809
>Physical
>Hardiness
>Dexterity
>Perception
>Creativity

Drawbacks:
>Sociability
>Incoming

>>52602791
You got to love people in such a sorry state. It's like with paranoid schizophrenics pointing towards any attempt to convince them their conspiracy theories are bogus as proof that the conspiracy is trying to eliminate them.

>It's impossible to get a girlfriend unless you're blessed!
>I'm a pretty average person and I have a girlfriend
>THEN YOU'RE EITHER BLESSED AND JUST DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT OR IT'S NOT A REAL GIRLFRIEND, REEEE

It's like with feminists meeting a woman who's happy with her marriage.

>YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW OPPRESSED YOU ARE, SEE HOW STRONGLY THE PATRIARCHY HOLDS YOU?

>>52604523
Could have been worse, could have been an F-List link.

>>52604523
I'm pretty sure that's the "AI", it won't respond, for some reason the AI is a furry. They never respond, never link to whatever they are making a build for, and never use capitalization or punctuation, they also seem to only ever link to images rather than upload them.

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>>52600816
>>52600874
>>52601020
>>52601051
As that one anon said, the only nerf was generally 1 less spinal mount. Destroyers generally made cruisers irrelevant because of the presence of so much firepower for their cost and navigation. They're still very good hulls that are still somewhat more appealing than cruisers, and as he pointed out, hull mods are still significantly cheaper. A build with several destroyers is still among the more capable doctrines out there.

Destroyers didn't necessarily have a nich because they're highly capable of doing almost everything. They're a good option for "solo" fliers and very good for fleet doctrines.

Cost reductions were mostly aimed at the more premium hulls in each class, but the price weight of each tier of ships is generally the same. It's a little more of "you get what you pay for." A single destroyer can take on a battleship, but it won't be as easy of a task as real life where you don't have force fields that can mitigate a lot of the damage and where your hull doesn't blow up from 1 missile. I urge you to stop comparing it to real-life ship hulls because the nature of the magical space ships in this fictitious setting is a little different.

Destroyers are my favourite ship hull class. I didn't enjoy "nerfing" them, but it was necessary.

>>52600874
>>52600940
>>52600949
>>52601652
>>52601668
>>52601670
By solo, I mean flying around with a single/few ships. It's not logical for most purposes, especially combat-oriented without a group or organization to support you.

If you want to be a special snowflake Batman vigilante, you'd better have a good backstory. Impress me with your writing, because you have to earn your special snowflake status.

>>52601855
>>52601872
>Why can't I be the most powerful being in the universe even though I have ~500m credits in my pocket?
pic, my man