Omaha
soon
morning
http://www.howmanydaysuntilhockey.com/index.php?Team=VAN
>3 weeks until hockey
rooooooooooooooooohhhhh
>>78286127
why is there a brick oven in their room?
>>78286127
does she have a vibrator thing in her panties?
>>78286042
based op image
go islanders
>>78286150
so they can make authentic mahgerita pizza in the comfort of their own home
>>78286180
what
>>78286203
Look again when she's sat facing the camera and moving her legs.
She has one of those vibrator things that camwhores use for when people tip her.
>>78286235
i think you've been watching too much porn you degenerate
not everything is porn
*Locks you out*
*Wins 2018 Calder Memorial trophy*
>THREE (3)
>rags
>>78286401
>rags
what do you think about Oulu?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhP2uAF4znY
>>78286469
now I'm hungry
>>78286469
Uleåborg is a shithole
>>78286551
This
>>78286551
They're all shitholes, that could have been any city in Finland at 2 am.
In advanced stats, what is PMFSI?
>>78286830
Practical
Munition
For
Sexual
Impact
You kind of have to follow the players body language and eventually it's easy to track
>>78286800
t. oululainen
>You are now aware that there's an actual NHL preseason hocko game on tonight
Cantpucks at Kongs.
Apparently this isn't one of the preseason games the Kongs and Cantpucks will play in china, that's next week.
>>78288517
For a while I thought it was the China game. Got my dates messed up, fuck. Still excited a game in less than 12 hours.
>>78286299
why is she bottlefeeding cum to an hippopotamus?
mornin /hoc/
JOKERIT
O
K
E
R
I
T
>>78286062
Cant decide if I'd rather have Green/Gold or Green/Blue.
>preseason game
>its two stinky smelly teams
>canucks about to be the first team to lose to the golden knights
>>78291090
>>78291090
How badly will they riot when this happens.
How many pts does he get /hoc/? (No memes and no bullies please)
I just know drouin is going to go off this year
>>78292037
53. He's a powerplay specialist. Pretty stinky 5v5 numbers.
>>78292116
can't tell if bait
>>78291090
probably true
>>78292037
Last 2 desu
>>78286299
Actually hes right
tampa
toronto
boston
ottawa
florida
montreal
buffalo
detroit
columbus
washington
pittsburgh
carolina
islanders
philadelphia
>rags
jersey
minnesota
st louis
nashville
winnipeg
chicago
dallas
colorado
>trapston
edmonton
anaheim
calgary
las vegas
san jose
arizona
los angeles
vancouver
>>78293468
>>78293511
>>78293524
>>78293548
these are objective standing results at the end of the year
>>78293468
ok list
>>78293511
shit list
>>78293524
shit list
>>78293548
ok list
This thread is promising
>>78293678
>forced to cum on own face
gross
Is this a lewd thread now?
>>78293763
post cute hentai
>>78293678
>>78293630
>>78293495
>>78293462
>>78293394
>>78293355
>>78293312
>>>/soc/
>>>/gif/
>>>/h/
>>>/out/
>>>/b/
>>78293394
Who is this beautiful young lady?
>>78293312
>>78293355
>>78293394
>>78293462
>>78293495
she's cute
>>78293921
lmao
>>78293921
The level of depraved creativity that goes into these things
>>78293977
it's amazing isn't it
>tfw no cute bruins fan bf
>>78294028
holy lel
>>78294320
women is life on ez mode
think if you had everything handed to you and didn't have to work a day in your life, all that's expected of you is marrying a decent man.
doesn't that sound simple?
Beautiful thread remobed
>>78294357
how often do you talk to actual women?
pettersson is elite
Pulju will win the cup Edmonton 2017-18
>>78293248
>>78294414
every day, 3 female roommates, 2 sisters, gf, classmates, etc
why?
Being serious, what's the chances of the golden knights making a playoff spot?
>>78294514
I always wonder what kind of women someone needs to hang around with to actually believe that and uphold that opinion
>>78294536
decentish
i've got anaheim, edmonton, and calgary above them
depends on the central so they'll probably get screwed out by a few points
>>78294557
what's that got to do with it? all you need to do is observe society, it's literally always been this way.
>>78294557
Nah, that's pretty much the truth actually
We just like to put up a facade but it is at the end of the day the truth
>>78294670
why isn't filthy/jersey/nyc its own city state?
>>78294536
About 35% desu
>>78294536
18%
>>78294536
74%
>>78294670
How long until he's out for the season bros?
My guess is 20 or so games in he gets worn down and his hip takes him out long term
>>78294800
something like that, whenever filthy has like 5 games in 8 days or a big cram
busting knees = busting career
bust?
>>78294997
nah, he'll put up like 80 this year
>>78295016
what about now?
>>78295053
elite confirmed
we /elite/ now
the guy in this old brazilian sitcom is wearing an oilers sweater that says
>kongs
i did not make this up
>>78296012
edmongolia DOES IT AGAIN
>hasbs fans unironically believe they're making the ploffs
>>78296012
wtf i love edmonton now
>>78296012
wtf i love brazil now
>>78296012
Khaira.jpg
>>78295464
eichel is such a fucking faggot i cant wait to see someone take a run at him and break his femur
>>78296629
*tailwhips past you*
How come every 1st overall in recent years have busted except mcdavid?
>>78296763
>mcbusted
>not a bust
Finland I thought you were bust experts
>rags
>>78296763
shit teams are drafting them, mcmeme got lucky that the oilers had just fired their entire front office and put some competent people in there
>>78296012
>kongs
>>78296763
>Except McDavid
>>78296012
What show and which episode so we can make more
>NHL season is nearly back
Fuck september
>>78297069
Sai de Baixo, don't know which episode
>>78297293
so apparently it's a reoccurring theme that his character wears hockey sweaters. google the show. i might take screenshots later but I'm busy. have fun /hoc/.
>>78297188
why are her legs so short
>>78297408
are saturdays in the favela really that busy?
>Being excited to watch a preseason game between the Queens and the Cantcups
>>78297444
yes, sopa isn't going to make itself. don't you have some drugs to shoot up or listerine to chug?
>>78297496
I'm just happy that hockey's back. Shame the first preseason game has to be between two literal whos teams.
Will the first aussie finally make it into NHL this year?
>>78297496
she is hot, sauce?
>>78294357
*attractive women
ugly women have it as bad as average looking guys
>>78297022
Nice dubs
Do you mind if I add this image to my dog reaction collection?
>>78298531
Nah even an ugly woman can settle with some ugly dude thats a hard worker
>>78298584
Go right ahead bud
goooooood eeeeeeeevening hooooc
>>78286062
since I already have a favorite team I could care less about other teams colors, however I just didn't want another copycat team. I'd rather have a pink and brown team before another blue and white team.
>>78286830
points made from stable isotopes
>>78299052
>not ditching your favorite team for the new Seattle time if you live in the greater Seattle area
>>78297697
this. offseason /hoc/ has been shit, im ready for it to be over
>>78299171
Wanna know why? Because I got banned for posting math for three days.
t. mathposter
THERE. LITTLE CAESARS ARENA. ARE YOU HAPPY MODS
>>78299268
The little Caesars in my town doesn't deliver :(
>>78299296
most don't dum dum
>rags
>goldobin
>boeser
>dahlen
>petterson
>demko
>molino
>subban
>rodin
>juolevi
Is the canucks prospect pool elite?
>>78299296
Marcos is better anyway. Do you have Marcos in Canada? Probably only Ontario if any. it's like s semi-local chain.
39 bings to a shitty practice game with two non-playoff teams.
>>78299328
That kind of makes me feel better
>no bully please
>>78299380
I've never heard of Marcos but I live in a small b.c mountain town
>people actually believe that women have it easier in life
lol
>>78299377
Are there non tripfag cantpucks fans? Or did you just turn yours off?
>>78299434
I filter tripcodes but unfortunately am a canucks fan yes
>>78299463
just become a /lifelong/
>>78299377
>Goldobin
2nd line player or Russia
>Boeser
Only verifiable good player
>Dahlen
Stocky manlet, not fast enough
>Pettersson
Brilliant hands and passing. Too small(160 pounds) to tell what he's actually going to be like. Likely Wennberg/Nylander comparable
>Demko
Inconsistent
>Molino
4th line
>Subban
AHL
>Rodin
Destroyed body,26 years old and back to the SHL
>Juolevi
Bust, Virtanen tier
>>78299415
Why are you still tripping?
>post yfw hokkei starts in 30 minutes
>>78299487
I wish I could. Really though if Vancouver didn't have a team I probably wouldn't even watch hockey I think it's more of a sovereign pride thing I think
>>78299415
>unsolicited attention from opposite sex
>can retract consent
>given benefit of the doubt in most situations
>companies literally bending over to accept women in high paying jobs/fields
>get to enter buildings first
>get first pick of lifeboats
>more powerful orgasms.
guys a game is starting in less than 30 mins can you believe it
>it's another ''Kippers posts offtopic shit to derail the thread'' episode
Fucking reruns.
>>78299539
>terrible since it's sexual harassment
>what
>so would anyone if they're not a criminal
>they're qualified, so what?
>if you're a fedora tipper, sure
>Titanic is real life
>what
>>78299501
Dahen is fast enough to score breakaway goals in international hockey
Demko isn't inconsistent at all
The rest is fairly true
>>78299531
Canuckscuckposting at its finest
>>78292037
Do secondary assists count?
>He doesn't have top quality pizza
Shame! Everywhere you go, there's good pizza in the city
>>78299531
>>78299605
Hockey really isn't that great of a sport if you don't have a local team.
How do people watch hockey for a team that's a different city? Different province? Different country?
>>78299619
Turn on the tv or find a stream?
>Hokkei is back
>It's just preseason
>>78299487
How many
>the house always wins
Puns do you think the papers have already
>>78299639
>It's the Cantpucks playing
>>78299681
>and Kongs
>>78299681
great team
>>78299551
Protip
>He was protecting the store
>>78299663
GOAL SONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Day1mpzcB9k
>>78299639
>it's between two irrelevant teams
>>78299639
>the fans consist of exclusively chinks and spics
>they don't know it's our year
>>78299702
>bank
>store
>implying that he owns the bank and that everything in there isnt insured 100%
>That one Canucks game where there was a deformed chink
Where's that image?
>>78299702
Then howd part of the store get on his stick
>I don't rate the Canucks
>>78299763
he picked it up after someone who smashed the store dropped it
would be my defense anyway
>>78299742
Damn. It's been almost a year since the Cantpucks won their first 4 games and you tripfags shat the threads until they went back to sucking. Time sure flies
>>78299589
Demko had like 15 game stretch in Utica where his sv% was above .930, He finished with a .907%
>>78299732
The Chinks are bigger fairweather "fans" than the Poo's. I hand tickets to the back to back home games against the Jets last season and the only mongols in the crowd was the group of 30 or so Laine Finn fags
>>78299791
yeah that was a good time
>gay porn
What didn't he mean by this
>I don't watch Canucks games
>>78299551
this guy is based
>tfw kongs fan
idk if they're making they playoffs but I'm glad they made those much needed changes
>>78299907
>i don't watch chinese gay porn
What did it mean by this
>>78299923
not for 2 more years or so once analslime checks into the geriatric ward
>>78299907
fag
>>78299929
What the fuck are you even talking about.
>>78299980
Your dad
>Thread starts out with bruinsbro posting dickgirls
>Vanpooper Tranucks enter
>Thread irreparably turns to shit
>tfw banned from r/hockey
>>78299990
Shut the FUCK up. You don't know anything about my family you BITCH!
>>78300002
Bruins are faggots
>>78300002
>team with the most tripfags has the shittiest posters
Really activates my almonds
>>78300053
It was a good post so I'll allow it.
>>78300019
@78300019 Hello fellow redditor :) why did you get banned? I just found this website today. It filled with /r/hockey losers and rejects.
*Wins Calder*
quality thread
*sucks a big fat dick*
>>78300112
*block our path*
*Busts*
>>78300110
oooo right, i made a quebec joke with this >>78299487 picture and it was "fake news"
*trips over own stick*
Is it normal if the stream posted on Reddit is currently showing boxing?
>>78300222
it's on now
>next 2 in china
>Can't get LazyMan to work
>Virtanen is drinking dasani with one of those hipster sugary water flavourings in it
oh god it's starting already
>>78300165
Wtf was he even trying to do
tfw your teams tripcucks are the worst on /hoc/
>>78300270
>Next two in china
>Still home game for both teams
>virtanen
>>78300273
me neither
>>78300053
/dog/ is dead
>>78300222
There's a good YouTube one on there called watchere
>>78300275
>They're trying to hype Virtanen
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHHHA
Kings lines https://twitter.com/lakingsinsider/status/909154857440780288
Quick starting
>>78300337
why is ur flag the usa
i thought all kings fans got deported
>Only one NHL team on the ice
>NHL pre-season "game"
>national anthems in a friendly game
jesus fucking christ
Daaaamn Courtney
>>78300358
we wish
>>78300361
Id suck his dick it's probably 30 inches long
>>78300361
True. This shitty meme has to stop
>this anthem singer
Good singer but shitty at singing
kinda cute 4bh
>>78300398
Definitely would.
>>78300358
not all
>that anthem
anyways go kangz
bless the U S
>elite
>.917 sv%
What did the Kongs mean by this?
Digits and quick injured again
>Literally who: The game
>kangz
and hockey is back
>There's empty seats
It's almost as if the Kings fans don't believe their team
>>78300304
Sucks - even just updated it too, still won't work
>19 seconds in
>already a penulty
>kongs in charge of discipline
>>78300471
looks like there's more empty seats than occupied ones, and i can only see ice level
which of those teams is more fucked on the long term?
>inb4 hongcouver tranny say Kangz
pre season is retarded
just call it rookie practice and don't force anyone to play veterans
>Kopitar
Is he done for? Genuin question
He was pretty subpar/below mediocre last season from what I saw
10 mil a year for him.. urgh
powerplay more like pooperplay lmao
since nobody cares about these teams, who are you rooting for in this fine evening lads?
>>78300545
The team that will dish out the most injuries
>>78300545
vancouver since they're the furthest away from people who eat monkey soup
>hokkei is (almost) back
love it lads
>>78300545
kongs
>>78300545
kangz
vanpooper would get annoying if they won
>>78300587
Is that you, fellow brit shorks fan
Isn't the Kings abbreviation useally "LAK"? Currently seeing it as LA, which bothers me
>>78300568
forgot to say tripfags need not to apply since it's only you, kippers and probably the kings one who take them seriously
>>78300635
Pffffff...the dutch
>>78300635
well with a 3rd LA team coming soon they need to differentiate
>>78300630
it's me lad
>tfw no st.paddy
You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like.
Who is ORG Packaging and how do they have so much power over the NHL?
>>78300635
It's only if there's more than one team that uses the "LA" initials. I always refer to the kings as LA
>>78300545
can'tpucks
>Sportsnet
holy shit lmao
who will be the first finnish captain to lift the cup?
>playing 1000 audio feeds at once
>>78300653
nice reference
John garrett is the shit
how come this shit isn't on TV
>>78300704
Bulju after edmonton trades McD to a sunbelt team after 3 cups.
>>78300734
It is, poorfag. Sportsnet360
wb lad. have some oc. hurts just a bit
>>78300690
that's not a vancouver monkey
>>78300734
sportsnet 360
God have I missed NA commercials
Now all we need is the Don in the intermission
>>78300693
Aah, fair enough, thanks
>>78300753
ty m8
>>78300545
Goldie in some college handegg, looking good so far.
>>78300751
hey don't call me that
watching Rhythmic Gymnastics on CBC rn
>>78300784
thanks
Juolevi playing?
>first taste of hokkei after the long off season
>it's the two teams that can't score to save their lives
fucking gary
>>78300808
>watching Rhythmic Gymnastics
What a girl thing to watch. My mother, grandmother and aunt always watched those.
>>78300834
Nope. Tomorrow
>KONGS
scaaaaaaaar
OUR YEAR BABY
>>78300787
>every ad break is just ridiculously cheap fast foods after one another
triggering desu
FINLAAAAAAAAAAN
>Quick
Is it too early to
>kongs
yet?
Scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
welp
>kongs
Our year
>letting worse granlud score on you
Is Quick unironically done for.
>cantpucks commentators
>slow
>>78300855
Not your girlfriend though?
OUR
YEAR
>>78300871
nice work
>>78300880
no
>>78300869
Fast food chains and car commercials with REAL people, NOT actors!
>>78300911
you forgot the beer ads m8
>>78300911
haha how can this car be so amazing :)
>>78300905
I consider kippers my unofficial /hoc/ gf due to how many times she answers to my posts.
MAH BOI TROI
1ST GOAL OF THE SEASON
>>78300954
>Too blind to see the Granlund tip
Gotta open your eyes
>viagra branded viagra
>this viagra commercial
>>78300971
that's racist
>>78300985
do americans really do this?
>>78300855
Unrelated but fun fact, when I was in Brazil I bought tickets to the Rhythmic Gymnastics event. What I didn't realize was that the ticket did not cover the entire event, just the qualifications. The event crew kicked everyone out and then let the people with the elimination tickets in.
I didn't know what to do, but then outside I saw someone wearing a Patrick Kane jersey. I went up to say hi and talked a little bit about hockey. Didn't know he was the father of one of the girls.
I told him I had no idea we needed more tickets for the other events, so he gave us his extra tickets.
So I guess it's sorta hockey related?
>virtanen trying to acquire Bill's meme powers
>tfw the only hockey on is two non-playoff teams
>pkongs
>>78301079
I think Vancouver will make it this year
>>78300992
Drugs in america have a limit on patent duration. The company that develops them has rights over them for a certain number of years to recover research cost and make tons of money. After this they no longer have control over the formulation and thus you see "generic" viagra.
Viagra just had their patent expire and pulled a lot of commercials from american football.
>>78301118
you might be retarded
>kempe
>del zotto
wew
>Kempay
Who?
Kermit McDermit?
>>78301166
exactly
>>78301144
>Sedin
>Sedin
>Eriksson
>Vanek
>Gagner
who can stop us
elite level talent right there
Burmistrov looks good
>benulty kongs
>all these penulties
>yet another kongs penalty
Wew lads.
>4 penalties in 1 period
you shitting me kongs
>this levis commercial
Pretty degenerate 2bh
>watching luckpuck
>>78300985
Viagra is the original brand of boner pills
>>78301316
that was an awful commercial
>>78301265
>>78301269
>>78301272
they need to appeal to the LA fanbase, which is full of people who've seen their family members and friends hauled off and locked away for breaking rules
>one big mac branded big mac thank you t. american
>all these slashing penalties
Is the NHL unironically cucking themselves with this change towards them.
why are the kings so dirty lads
>this dead as fuck crowd
Markstroms mask is awesome desu
>>78301320
go to bed Phillippines
>>78301408
no because it means scoring will go up, the record low pps is the only reason it dropped to dead puck era levels
what the fuck is markstrom's mask
>>78301408
they sped up play too much, now they need to slow it sown again
next step is to bring back the two-line-pass infraction
>>78301408
That shit was getting out of hand last season, I support this change until >my team starts taking lots of slashing penalties
>>78301485
They should bring back the 2 line pass and get rid of offsides
>swedish goaltending
>>78301459
Hey Hans aren't you supposed to put your wifes son Abdul to bed before posting here?
>>78301408
We did it reddit
>>78301456
>expecting crowd presence for pre seasons
>expecting crowd presence for a kongs game
I have money on Vancouver not scoring more than one goal. How fucked am I lads?
>>78301408
how is that cucking you buzzword spouting fucktard
Markstroms helm is pretty sick desu
>>78301548
Pretty fucked senpai
>>78301548
>betting on preseason games
get help
>>78301548
i'd say 75% chance you're fucked
>>78301545
you are right, expecting >kongs fans to show dedication is too much to ask
>>78301548
what do you do for work
how do you fund your gambling habbits
>>78301551
Cucking as in making the game worse and thereby less interesting and getting less viewers.
>>78301576
b-but this is my help for alcoholism
>>78301611
i live on welfare
who has the cutest fans and why is it the canucks?
>>78301674
>welfare covers rent/food/alcohol/gambling
Fuck, Finland sounds like a pretty chill place.
If you lose just drink less.
>>78301674
I'm worried about you senpai
Poo in the loo's play tennis?
>fucking KONGS
BEANERS BTFO
>>78301728
See how fat they were lol
>>78301703
do you not have bennies in leafland?
>>78301703
i get 500 euros a month + rent
>>78301740
Naw, I don`t do drugs.
>>78301800
That would be like $1500 up here...
>>78301836
i dont mean you specifically you self obsessed slope
why are finns so autistic
>>78301674
>replacing a vice with another vice
Might as well drink too, saunapai
>>78301857
mongol genes
>watching tv shows
GO KINGS GO
>>78301857
virgins
>>78301857
no bully pls
>>78301933
yaaaas slay kiiiings
>all this finn hate
Leave my /hoc/, all of you.
>>78301976
>kangz
is this real
>>78301933
>>78301976
my 2nd team is unironically the kings
>>78301857
why are you so rude
>>78301953
sorry
>>78302050
sorry
>kongs
>kempe
>kemgay
>again
that organist is getting a lot better at playing that funeral music for the penalty, must be all the practice
>rags
>LE PENALTY MAN
this says more about the canucks who can barely score with five power plays than it says about the kings desu
>virtanen
JUST
U
S
T
it's like little league
Last two digits are the number of penalties by the end of the game
>cantpucks
>>78302238
considering they've already scored as many goals as brazil in the whole world cup final and still have half the game to go, i don't think you're in a position to criticize
>all these penalties
>kongs
more like the kings of not being able to score lmao
>almost two minutes 5-3
>not even close to scoring
just like watching the finnish national team desu
>>78302286
>a leaf pulling out 7-1 as an attempt to defend his joke of a franchise of another sport entirely
please stop embarrassing yourself
>has 5 on 3 for 90 seconds
>can't score
I feel like not being able to convert 5 on 3's will happen a lot this season
>killed a 5 on 3
just give us the fucking up already
good ole whitey
>>78302286
SEETHING
all these penalties
>ANOTHER penalty
>>78302366
>>78302384
BUTTHURT
R
A
Z
I
L
I'm calling it right now, this new slashing penalty is going to get culled by the time the season starts.
>>78302366
hahaha
so butthurt
>>78302286
>>78302366
samefag, also
>germany and huezil was the world cup final
>talking about shit he doesn't understand
>Virtanen is also barely 21, 22. he has at least 3 years before we can say he's officially a bust.
>this dmg ctrl
>this discipline from both teams
what happened to the kongs between 2014 and now
why are they such bottom of the barrel shit
>>78302437
fluke babbies
>>78302437
2014 was a fluke season which only happened because of a fluke 2012 season
>>78302437
they were, and always will be, a meme team
>>78302430
i think you've had too much sugar cane liquor
>>78302437
cocaine is a hell of a drug
>>78302437
all the players got old and shitty and not worth their contracts
>>78302437
Slava Voynov getting arrested and the cap situation has fucked >us over
Also players like Mitchell and Williams leaving
>>78302481
*equipo de meme
>>78302383
>whitey
>>78302514
>>78302437
Voynov got deported, Williams left, Brown and Richards became shit
>>78302496
not to mention
10 million for kopitard
5.8 million for brown
oh yeah. fighting hasn't been banned yet.
>gooning in preseason
>fighting in the meme season
>fighting for the whitey trash
>presason gooning
if you have to fight in the preseason and it's not retaliatory (ie AHL goon running a good player) you aren't making the team anyway
YOU GOTTA FIGHT
FOR YOUR RIGHT
TO PAAAAAAAARTY
>>78302550
those terrible contracts and rental trades (like the lucic one) that got >us nowhere are why Lombardi got fired
Also seeing Kopi's performance last season after that massive contract just pissed me off
>>78302577
>>78302578
>>78302590
>>78302600
>>78302605
>not fighting in every game you play
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>another slashing call
not sure if this cumslurping sport is for me
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>>78302625
i hope dorsett starts a fight to even things up
>>78302622
>trade a first round pick for sekera
>he signs in edmonton
>trade a first round pick (and back up goalie) for Lucic
>he signs in edmonton
>the back up becomes the starter for one of your state rivals
Some really JUST management there
good tilt
>cantpucks players running into each other
>another slashing penalty
Good game.
>kempe
fucking kek
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
just leave a fucking guy in the box, vancouver
holy fuck
>>78302665
>jones leads the sharks to the final after getting traded
super JUSTO
also PENALTYB OWL
5 on 5 is NOT hockey
>slashing penalty
>he didn't even connect with the other player
What the fuck is this.
PENULTIEEEEEEEES
welp someone PM me when the NHL refs let the boys play hockey again
This year is gonna be great
I don't think I can watch any hockey the season if every game is going to be this, lads
>>78302727
It's going to be like after the lockout when they started calling interference.
>>78302727
By the All-Star break penalties will be back to "normal"
JAKE THE SNAKE
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>slow
wew
UNBUST
UNJUST
>kongs
>letting virtanen score on you
The ABSOLUTE state of Jonathan ''elite'' Quick
r.i.p. finnish bennies
Virtanen scores.
Can anyone stop the finns?
lol that was a total fuckin muffin
Did the obese bust score? oh god
JAKE "FINN" VIRTANEN
fuggggg
>>78301548
JUST
>KONG2
That was exactly what I expect from virtanen lol
is virtanen the meme who tattooed a lion on his arm
>>78302779
Shut the fuck up you dumbass, Virtanen is Canadian.
JAKE DOES IT AGAIN
Nobody wanted to hug virtanen just fist bumps
>losing to the team that will lose to vegas
The absolute state of LA
>markstrom can't be scored on
>virtanen currently unbusting
gonna be a good year lads
>>78302873
finns smell like pickled fish
Lol I can't believe I thought Kings had a chance this season
Leave it to the >kongs to let Virtanen score off a shot going about 50mph with Quick literally sliding out of the way
>>78302873
Its canadian racism towards finns.
doughty trade to ________ for ________
well /hoc/?
>>78302900
Nice jinx
GO KINGS GO
>>78302918
Fuck finnish "people" I would never hug one either
Trade nillison
>>78302904
it's sad when a team is eliminated from the playoffs while it's still the pre-season
>>78302929
Edmonton for Jesse Puljujarvi
SCARRRRRR
>>78302929
To: Leafs
For: 1st rounder and a bag of pucks
>kangz
late but SCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
feels good to say that again
>(((Fantaberg)))
PENULTY
Jake the snake
Seriously tho you faggots should just be happy to watch some hockey
>toffolel
piss
>dustin brown scoring
>jake virtanen scoring
Duthin Brown lol
MCFLURRIES FOR EVERYONE
>cantpucks
Gonna be a long season for both these teams lol
>these shitty teams
LE CAN'T DRINK FROM A WATER BOTTLE MAN
Reminder to filter tripcodes.
They are not special
>going to lose to beaner team
Don't score on me or my back up ever again.
Downtown brown town
Best american captain ever
>>78303171
thats like the smartest retard
>Stecher talking about getting to see the chinese culture
>He's from Richmond
What did he mean by this?
>>78303150
Hahaha this faggot is still mad
>>78303327
>>78303311
So its like being the smartest canadian
>>78303170
>6'4" and 6'3"
how is that possible