/hoc/

THIS IS VANCOUVER'S YEAR

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/lifelong/

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>the Canucks won't make the playoffs

you can't be this retarded, right?

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2018 stan lee cup champions

you have 5 seconds to think of a worse sound than the kongs goal horn

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i know this webm is silent, but i swear i hear lundpads make a yelp everytime

anybody else?

>>78303458
the mandarin language in general, absolutely hideous to listen to.

>>78303464
i hear this song every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYXmIPWudrE

>that interview

110%

>>78303495
never heard it desu, my chinese neighbours are learning german pretty quickly

OP was not a faggot for once

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is he right?

>>78303548
t. Merkel

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>>78303458
easy

>>78303548
it is faintly reminiscent of the sounds a cat makes while in heat.

bet chinese accented german sounds funny as fuck

GO AWAY MESSIER

>>78303653
HEY CONNOR

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What's their name? Dubs chooses name
Trips chooses profession

Is it required by LA women to sit with their Iphones constantly throughout a game?

>>78303682
Yes

>2 goals on 11 shots

Remember that spic trying to tell me Quick is an elite goaler?

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>panthlel fans

/jackets/

>>78303682
american women only care about african american athletes

it has been over a minute with no penalties, this is NOT hockey

>(((Fatenberg)))

>>78303741
Who else but /our team/

>this is how the nhl will try to entice china

>vanpooper

>it was 2-0

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>>78303741
>>78303762
reminder

>cantpucks

>tankouver

hongcouver absolutely shook

literally all hongcouver sports teams playing right now
>nhlel
>mlels
>cflel

WHAT A WHIFFER

gib Dahlin please

>the entire city of canada

>>78303427
there still time to be a /lifelong/?

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>>78303776
10-0

>>78303942
You have till' the first pre-season game to commit

>a greasy beaner is trying to start canada vs usa shitflinging
really magnetizes my macadamias

Impaired boating is fucking fun you bitch

>>78303645
yes they're really nice and cute :3 they even bow a little when thanking you

what is happening in Canada that you need PSAs about boating under the influence

>>78303824
>forgetting about the blue jays
>every canadian team ever

This thread needs more mad canadians making racial slurs they're so mad

>>78304074
alcoholism

>>78304074
>not getting shittered in a tin boat all summer

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>>78304005
>really magnetizes my macadamias
I shouldn't be grinning like a fucking idiot at this

>>78304074
i have never known anybody in this country to operate a boat of any kind while not drunk

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>>78304044

>cantpucks in charge of clearing the zone

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>>78304044
Just ask jose fernandez

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>Blocks your path

How do you get around this 6'5 215lbs Goliath?

Got myself some bottom bowl tickets for flames vs canucks redwings and devils

>>78304394
Tell him I'm a Dasani type of guy.

>>78304394
Distract him with a crisp, refreshing Bonaqua

>>78304394
Bust

>>78304394
throw a bottle of Bonaqua

>>78304394
I throw a bottle of bonaqua to distract him while i go the opposite direction

>>78304394
In case you're too retarded, or canadian, we wrote oilers twice on the front of the jersey.

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>>78304394
tell him i know his secret, and go around him while he is in shock

>>78304394
Ask him a question in englisn

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>>78304394
I don't

scaaarrrrrrrr

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>>78304394
I join him in blocking the path :-)

anyone interested in fantasy?

$25 Cash League
Head-to-Head
Live Draft
(Sat Night - Sept. 30 @ 1AM)
1:00AM EST | 10:00PM PDT (Sept. 30)
https://hockey.fantasysports.yahoo.com/hockey/28144/invitation?key=215ad87d60852a83&ikey=e9510d161ad3a105

>>78304621
This is a scam

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>first preseason game
>comfy ogretime already

>>78304411
how much did that set you back lad?

>>78304653
No shit retard that's how they get your money

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reminder, cantpucks wont make the playoffs

>>78304411
you can save money on concession stand prices if you smuggle in a bag of fish & chips taped to your leg

>>78304621
>Amerifrauds

>>78303458
Chicagos goal horn/song

>>78304411
>9$ for a can of Budweiser

>>78304690
Do they do haggis in Calgary? Chippy style that is

meme on meme overmem is honestly gary's best idea of the past decade

>>>>78304721
Fuck your and ur chippy retards YO CAN SUCK MY YANGLEBURRYSCODHCH JEUZJWLASJENS FUCKJ G SAXKET

>>78304715
I paid $130 each for the tickets so I'm not surprised. Ive also got tickets to leafs Vs flyers and it cost me $118 for a nose bleed seat I can't imagine what the maple Jews are charging for beer in there

>kongs

>Kongs

>kongs

>KONGS

What a shot

>Kongs

>kongs

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>kongs

*like a fog horn*
>KONGS

>Jake Vietnamese scored
HAHAHHAHAH KONGS BTFO

Budaj wouldve stopped that

youre welcome tampa

Lifelong kings fan here

Does losing in preseason mean anything?

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>>78304721
there's a haggis place with a four star rating on yelp walking distance from the saddledome

don't know about chippy style tho

>>78304864
if you were you'd know

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>>78304864
not really, but the kings arent making playoffs for a long time pal

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Will this man be the first person to win back-to-back Calders?

Any streams

>>78304868
I think my Airbnb is around that area nice

>>78304894
Get a load of this faggot ass wannabe kevin costner

>>78305134
Its over already. 2 games tomorrow tho

>based Phil growing out the mullet

40 goals for bill

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>>78305175

>>78305175
>phil

fuck off

Kessel will never score 40 goals

>>78305175
Where's canadafag at to get mad at you for posting bill

>>78305206
Oh there he is everybody point and laugh

>>78305241
Except he didn't post Bill, he posted Phil.

>>78305204
christ, he looks fatter than ever

>>78305204
sick pompom 2bh

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>>78303458
Phillys goal horn. At least the kongs has a good one if you aren't getting your ass kicked

>>78303438
>you can't be this retarded, right?

>>78305172
don't you EVER call me Kevin Costner again you bitch

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It's about time for some hockey.

>>78303670
Towels from Toronto

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How do people still believe the Canucks won't make the playoffs?

They beat the cup favourite team today with a rag-tag team.

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>>78305655
>Preseason matters lol

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>>78305655
>They beat the cup favourite team today
the absolute state of kippers

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>season hasn't even started
>everyone scared of the powerhouse Canucks from 2011-2012 coming back again

hahahaha

Who can stop the nucks?

Are you ready for some "hardcore" islanders fans to bitch about nassau not being the home yet it was cramped, and didn't have the access some wanted. Also, honky

>>78305655
The flames will, not the Canucks

>>78305923
lad the flames fell for the mike smith meme, it'll be another few years of shit goaltending and wasted time

>>78305837
I think the Vancouver police and real estate market is more scared form a Cantpucks 2011 return than anyone else

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>>78305520
Ok Kevin Mccallister

>>78306126
Hongcouver really fucked itself over.

>>78306126
are*
from*
fuck, I'm drunk

>>78306415
nobody cares about spelling you little fuck

go back to r*ddit

>>78306134
wow, how BRAAAAAAAAP can one ass be?

>>78305837
Show butte

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>>78305837
>its another episode of kippers posts pics of the women she wishes she was
it NEVER gets old

>>78306047
Who needs a good tendy when you have the best defence in the league

>>78306486
why are you so mad? I dindu nuffin

>>78306866
why'd you drop your trip

>>78306631
>not even smiling
This is an abomination and the tongue is the only thing resembling him.

>>78306866
bruh you said that last year, and the year before that

>>78306866
hamilton is wet dogshit, giordano is nothing special at all, hamonic is a meme player, brodie is decent at best, not sure who else they have but im guessing they suck fucking mega ass

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>>78306866

>>78307087
obsessed

>>78307282
retard

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>>78307282
>implying /hoc/ doesnt latch on to certain things and spam them whenever an anon shows what team they follow

>>78306909
What trip?

>>78307006
I mean it this year it's our year

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>>78307332
you on the right

>>78307497
the guy with the painted face? ok

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>>78307527
that 9th grade education is showing ladlet

>>78307656
Pissmenton

>>78307656
Edmongolian Pantsoilers

>>78307809
atleast we can piss without having to worry about muhammads nailbomb, so why dont you go eat some halal food and fuck your goat you stupid fucking bong

>>78308125
I'm Scottish we do not worry about such problem pissmenton

>>78303456
How come Anaheim gets off the hook? Every year their fans guarantee a championship and every year they get exposed in the playoffs. They've been buttruptured by WC ranked Nashville squads in consecutive fucking years. They're about 1749328 - 1 in home game 7s. And at least the Shorks have made to the finals since 2008, Anaheim always chokes before even that. Is there another team that even compares? Always talking about how fucking obvious it is that they're gonna storm their way to an easy championship, always acting like their the cream of the fucking crop and yet blow it before even the top 2 and keep acting they're the honorable fanbase as they act like shitheads every fucking year. At this point it'll just be a clock is right twice a day thing, keep talking about how easy their road is every fucking year to the next millennium and finally take a conference final.
>but we're above them, we got a stanley cup once!
So? Tons of teams have 2 or 3 and know how to shut the fuck up occasionally. You guys are quickly becoming the fucking Cowboys fans of the NHL.

Worse than Rags Fans, worse than Blackhawk and Kings bandwagoners, worse than John Wayne Gacy.

>>78308377
At least ducks fans aren't complete dicks like the team itself.

>>78308462
t. wasn't here during the playoffs

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>>78308125
>>78308293
yeah bro get it straight
they fuck sheep, not goats

>>78308508
T.Salted pantsoiler

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i'm still so fucking mad the ducks beat the oilers in the playoffs

straight-up motherfucking cheaters and you literally cannot prove me wrong

>>78308508
t. albertan

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*Wins 2018 Calder Memorial trophy*

>>78308854
*busts like every other calder winner in history

>>78308730
>>78308750
samefagging paco

getzlaf is bald and old and will NEVER be as good as mcdavid. deal with it.

>>78308745
Cheating would be something like sabotaging the team bus. Messing with their hotel rooms. Taking PEDs or using illegal equipment. Spying on the other team.
Getting "refpucked" isnt cheating, its just the refs making a call. Maybe nignurse should have made a better play.
Stay assmad Ron.
t. Walter in Waconia

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>>78308922
>Spicthews is going to bust
Can't wait for the media damage control on that one

>>78309009
nurse was exemplememary that game, and yes getting refpucked is cheating. literally no way the ducks could have won otherwise, they do not have the talent.

to prove that, you can just look at how EXPOSED they got against based nashville. i got so fucking hard when they collapsed in game seven against them.

>>78309021
there wont be damage control, when he starts putting up mediocre numbers this season theyll turn on him and bustthews will be run out of town

>>78309172
League is rigged against the oilers!
*Wins 6 draft lotteries in a row*

>>78309365

Remember when coilers fans thought the league was rigged so a bald guy in his 30s who already has a Cup could advance at the expense of McBustvid

>>78309365
It's a lottery. Dice roll quite literally. Nobody's bitching that Philly got the second pick yet they didn't even get to the bottom 5.

>>78309458
lots of people were bitching actually

>>78309365
the oilers needed those lottery wins more than any team ever before them, other teams just don't understand

imagine being a sabres fan

>>78308508
>>78308745
>>78308944
>>78309172
>>78309596

why are people from edmongolia so fucking stupid? i just don't get it

how do we fix the draft system?

>>78310342
Go back to the old system, but add a rule that if you win the lottery you're not allowed to be in it for another 3 years.

>>78304715
WTF, they're 12 dollars in edmonton

>>78310592
edmongolians are suckers. they paid for a new arena for katz, they'll gladly pay $12 for a can of pissweiser. $13 next year.

>>78303464
Not seeing someone literally going nuts on Eakins is still the worst part of this.

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>>78308125
>tfw Edmonton is going to be a sanctuary city

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>>78310785
>Tfw your city has always been one

Fuck nyc

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>mcmeme will have a career ending injury in your lifetime
feels good lads

time for the boxing

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>>78310939
NYC yaaaassss

>>78307404
aren't you the flim flam guy? or are you telling me there are two scottish flames fans in this here general? I just remember there were two brits, or three or something

183rd for preds

>>78312157
there are two i think. ones a flims fan, the other is a shorks fan.

>>78312387
i swear ive seen a uker thats an avalanche fan as well.

>>78303631
yess fuck I hate watching my team play the kings, especially cause of this fucker

>>78312482
you might be right. probably laying low though, not much to post about consider the absolute state of the avs

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So how are they going to perform this year ?

>>78313023

like BTFO fags with a bust lmao

>>78313023
should be better but will be last in their division.

Baseketball is a patrician movie.

>>78313023
probably badly. i can't think of a single team they have better forwards or defense than.

let's go Y O T E S

>>78310785
iktf

>after 12 rounds of fighting it ends in a tie
I guess this semen slurping sport isn't for me

>>78310785
tfw nashville isnt a sanctuary city even tho its a pozzed blue county. pros of living in a red state.

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Floridabro who just got into the Lightning here, can anyone help educate me on the team please? Are we a contender?

>>78315578
tranpa gay is a stan lee cup contender if stamkos stays healthy.

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>>78315578
mostly washed up and busted up leafs and yanks.... and no finns

chances of making it past washington, pittsburgh, or montreal is basically zero

>>78304653
how

>>78307656
PEE IN TREE

>>78315578
Stamkos is kill
Your team probably has a false sense of playoff contention

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I can beat anyone in this thread up.

>>78313310
seriously, the fact that the Yotes have held out this long from getting relocated is an impressive feat.

>>78319286
Not for long when you think about it
>stadium wants to kill lease
>signed pity contract 2 years ago
>new arena deal with ASU fell through
don't know what else they can do tbqh

>>78319315
If Seattle gets the last expansion team, where will the Yotes end up?

>fort mcmurray flames

>>78319360
>omaha
even worse
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>milwaukee

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>mfw the lames are relocated

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>>78305015

>>78319377
How is this funny? People died.

is there a 4chinz hoc discord?
cant stand /r/hoc its fucking gay

>>78319802
>>96
lmao

>>78320362
Why would /hoc/ need a discord when it has a thread. Fuck off back to redit with your useless discord channels.

>>78319687
Kalamazoo Flames

>>78319802
the fire didn't kill anyone

>>78320362
there is one, it's dead as fuck don't bother

>go to church in Sweden
>suddenly this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtZvLE-wMFQ

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Is he assistant captain material?

>>78320869
Only retards go to church

>tfw it took years and years for the coilers to become relevant.
Got my wisdom teeth out and got accepted to NAIT during the ducks series

>>78321318
>Got my wisdom teeth out
ay I just got all 4 of mine out yesterday.

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>>78321334
I got mine out when I was 20. How old are you, bro?

>>78321370
23 3 were coming in alright but one came in sideways and pushed all my bottom teeth.

>>78321495
got all four out when I was 20.
Got to have an excuse to lie on the couch all day and watch the Oilers BTFO the ducks in round 3
2006 was the best year of my life

>>78320976
Considering last season they reorganized the lockers last season to put him center, they probably think so.

>>78321532
Sounds like it was a good time bro.

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>>78321567
we didn't make the playoffs for 11 years.
Lost to the Ducks

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>"Anon, why aren't you a flyers fan desu?"

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>>78315578
It's our year la

>hokkie
>have to work
JUST

Do Mexicans live in Edmonton?

>>78325818
dw lad, VGK win

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>>78316847
> habshits
> deep playoff run

>>78325267
good jawline but fake nails are disgusting tbqh

Post >yfw the cantpucks become the first team in history to lose to the golden showers

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>>78326743
>preseason games don't count
>unless the canucks lose

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>Islanders play the flylels tonight

Hockey is back!

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SKA vs Traktor

SCAAAARRR

>>78327873
Terrible teams though.

>>78328699
Terrible country though

blackhawks

>>78315578
Stammer stays healthy and they're easily in the playoffs
Kuch might come out like a bat out of hell considering how pissed he was about a number of players just laid down last season

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>rags

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>>78330149
Would you like a 2017-2018 Stanley Cup Champions victory smoothie?

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>>78308745
Please point out where Kesler touched you

>rag

>>78303670
Goalpreet & Puckinder, the ice-singh on the cake

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>>78315578
It shpuld be noted that we are best friends

>>78308377
I'm going to have to ask you to calm down before your escorted out of the thread. You're making certain Finnish friends uncomfortable

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>>78308745
>Unironically allow 3 goals in 3:16
>unironically lose to Anahiem in game 7 at Anahiem after trailing 3-2
Stay booty blasted oilniggers

Where are the flames moving to boys? Seattle, Quebec City, a meme southern city or are they moving to Saskatoon and changing their name to the Wheats? Wheats

>>78308377
>Why are fan bases optimistic and talk about the team they like waaaaaaaah

Is NHL.com buggy for anyone else too? I can Vegas' preseason schedule just fine, but not Quebec's.

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>>78303386
damn, we whited the injuns hard

in fact, we turned them into Mexicans

>>78332343
https://www.nhl.com/avalanche/schedule/2017-09-01/MT

>>78332123
wow ducks got btfo

Did anyone else notice the canucks felt like an entirely different team out there? We have a legit chance for a playoff run boys

>>78332428
Kek

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>>78332123
>>78332224
Blessing in disguise considering it would have been >us getting run over by Nashville in the next round

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>>78332441

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>Jagr still not signed

>>78332625
Howe mafia is real.

>>78331845
>>78332123
>>78332224
fuck all you faggots, none of that would have been possible if not for anaheim cheating. oilers are the most hard done-by fanbase in the history of all sports

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>>78332726
t. José on a proxy

>>78332726
>>>78331845
>>>78332123
>>>78332224
>oilers are the most hard done-by fanbase in the history of all sports
Remind me how many 1st round picks your shitty team has had in the last 10 years?

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>>78332726
>oilers are the most hard done-by fanbase in the history of all sports

What would a modern team have to look like to be as stacked as the 83-84 Oilers and 95-96 Wings?

>>78332726
>what is 2 goals beforehand
>what is overtime
kek literally seething

Flyers fans are violent savages

>>78332874
present day oilers are that stacked, they have to be held back by cheating

>>78333419
Fuck off

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>>78333419

the world would be a better place if everyone in Edmonton died

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He's coming home lads

>>78333704
>toronto fucks their cap structure by signing tavares to a bloated contract for no reason

i can see it happening

>>78333526
so true. that city is canada's asshole.

>>78333526
Reckon my gas prices would rise. If I never came to /hoc/ this post would be completely false but since I do there is certainly some truth to that.

>>78333526
honestly a fanbase and city so shitty that it actually surpasses toronto, which is hard to believe

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At the only game played back at their real home. Cheap tickets too

Show me a superior format for game schedule then this.

http://www.nhl.com/ice/fi/schedulebyweek.htm

>Prospect hyped as Ontario's next one
>Doesn't even score 40 in his career ever
>some California born Arizona raised kid scores 40 goals in his rookie season

Tell me again why Tavares is worth a huge contract?

>Islanders
>Don't even play on an island

laughing at your franchise

Streams lads?

>>78334296
>american geographic knowledge
absolutely WEW

>>78334325
no stream, we're all at the game

go isles i guess

>>78334417
>Brooklyn is an island

???

>>78334417
You should go back to working on that grade nine 9 Mr. Tugnutt.

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>>78321065
t. Purposeless

>>78334515
>>78334596
>brooklyn isn't on an island
they have these things call maps you know

>>78334515
>london is not an island
>therefore uk is actually on land

you'd probably get better education if you stayed at home in syria ahmed

>>78334296
They're playing on an island right now

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>mfw amerifats watch preseason hockey over NFL

>>78334227
Contracts are based on how good looking a player is which is why Lundpads gets big deals. Pignose Matthews will never be as marketable at Taveres.

>flylels in charge of powerplays
wewlads

how's glasstrick looking lads?

Friendly reminder that the Ducks beat the Oilers last playoff series fair and square

>>78334734
>CTE ball

>>78334734
If you watch football, you might as well watch WWE, cause it's as fake.

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>gm doesn't trade a young player with value
>every month passes his value decreases
>will probably walk as a free agent and won't get any thing in return

If I were an avs fan I'd be pretty pissed off.

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>>78335629
>jersey has a literal foot on it
You can't make this shit up

>>78335629
i would rather keep him too and let walk on free agent than trade for shit parts to some smiling scumbag gm.

isles and flyers with the 2nd overall of the draft playing and nobody's watching because bettman is a bitch

>>78334734
>No Fun League
Atleast CFL is somewhat comfy to watch as a non-fan

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>>78335831
ur allowed to celebrate touchdowns now. they removed the fine.

>>78335629
>have 3 top 6 forwards
>keep the only one that can't win a faceoff as your #1 center and trade the others
>slavs

>>78332624
LMFAO

>>78335629
>>78335776
>the lolirado feet fuckers

filthadelphia 1975 vs new york reloc/a/tion

Woah some team called Vegas plays today

>>78336722
>fucking Vegas has a team before Seattle, Quebec, and Milwaukee
Non sunbelt BEEEEELOWWWN THE FUCK OUT

>>78337316
>thinking gaybec or milwalky will ever get a team

Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild

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>>78338027

>>78338176
t. Yaoi Chang