/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Divegrass edition

WEC is better than F1.
F1 panders to niggers.

>you now remember schummi used to play pretty much every divegrass match he could.
F

3rd for Red Bull to win in Canada

Which divegrass team would be each F1 team?

/dorftrottel/

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get in kiddo, we're pulling off an overcut

>>76240609
Real Madrid = Ferrari

>>76240638

Juventus = Ferrari, they are even own by the same family

>>76240609
Red Bull = Red Bull

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>3 posts early

>>76240546

WRC>WEC>SWC>other motorsports>shit>NASCAR=F1

>>76240638
>>76240655
RARE

>>76240652
yeah, but not the same thing. the analogy doesn't work, the culture and history are completely different.
it works for Real Madrid though

>>76240609
Ferrari = Man Utd
Mercedes = Chelsea
Red Bull = Arsenal
Force India = Spurs

>>76240609

McLaren = The Strongest

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>>76240671

Real Madrid wins tho

>>76240609
McLaren = >Schalke

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>>76240504
>Session times in your time:
>F1calendar.com/


>be me
>a week ago
>make thread
>accidentally left a slash at the end of a link
>people keep copying it
>tfw it keeps haunting me

>>76240691
Now it does. But like Ferrari they have long periods of struggle. During which they still manage to get the best people, because of their prestige. they'll come around, maybe this season

>>76240609
Williams = Liverpool

>>76240713

Still better than forgetting to remove [embed] from youtube links and people start stacking them ironically thread after thread until there is like 7 [emebed] at the end of each youtube link ;_;

>>76240572
he wasn't so good at diverock though

>>76240746
rude desu

>>76240609
Mercedes = Buyern or Hoffenheim or PSG
Brawn = Leicester
Ferrari before this year = Milan
Ferrari this year = Jjuventus
Toro Rosso = Sassuolo
McLaren = Nottingham Forest
Williams = Aston Villa
Red Bull = Atletico Madrid
Foreskindia = Ajax
Sauber = Grasshoppers
Renault = Monaco
Haas = Everton

>>76240504
Did you guys see Kanaan shitting on Chocosenna's head?

>he managed to be 2nd in a two car championship

>>76240868

Chadiardo utterly HUMILIATED

>>76240888

>Hamilel takes it on a personal level
>Decides to leave F1 in 2018 to prove Kanaan he's the best
>Pull a Smiley T2 of rookie test at Indy

Best timeline

>tfw I went slightly overboard with the Manor F1 auction

Total cost including courier comes to £587
Courier service was £187

>>76241039

Didn't take you long to start wasting money, Billy.

>>76241072
Actually this is what WAGbux gets .

I might take up the idea of selling erotic F1 fanfics.

>>76241036
i don't want the Senna-like circlejerk that would result from him having a fatal crash
paralyzed from the neck down is a much better result

>>76240888
>Hamilton beats Alonso in first season
>Alonso puts Indy shitters to shame in first race
really makes you think

>>76241125


C H A D
H
A
D

>>76241039

What did you buy m8?
Mehri sexdoll?

>>76241125
https://youtu.be/gqg9_bdP-3s

wobbler did it to jake
>that focus before the action

>>76241157
>wobbler did it to jake

I think Jake won that one desu
>right, you're coming with me

>>76240867
swap haas for southampton

>>76241264
but then Ferrari would have to be Liverpool

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https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/6ef09h/official_2017_canadian_grand_prix_meetup

>crashing this meetup

>>76241446
one of you leaves better do this

>>76241446
how many will have "gp2 ____" memes on a shirt/sign and will be spouting it the entire time

FRD LMP3 sprint races at Zhejiang this weekend lads

>>76241138
A rear cradle, a wheel clamping tool, a wheel nut jig and 2 pit crew helmets

>>76241582
sounds like you have enough there for some LARPing

>>76241610
I got the second helmet (small) for my little brother who has ASD and loves that sort of thing.

>>76241630
anime sex dreams?

>>76241641
no but I'll wear mine and pretend I'm trying to chat up mana.

>Yeah I can take you to Rosberg's private room, you just had to suck me off

>>76241582

Helmets seem cool, well done WAGlad

>>76241641

Autism.

>>76241630
why do they call it a spectrum disorder i dont get it

>>76241789
yeah it's quite funny that my little brother has autism and that my older half-brother sits in his room all day reading high level mathematics books (he taught himself German to read some old originals).

I on the other hand am a perfect example of sane mental health...

>>76241811

Because calling high functioning autism and borderline retarded will need 24/7 for the rest of his life autism a different name didn't occur to anybody so far.

Therefore it's a spectrum.

>>76241811
they revised it recently, I forget the exact reasoning but something along the lines that treating autism, asperger's and other things as separate disorders was actually hurting our understanding of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlFG0Vg1E2w
F1 youtube channel honoring the greatest driver of all time

>>76241811
Because it's a disorder that has a spectrum. You can be severely autistic screeching to yourself on a Mongolian knitting forum or you can just be a little bit autistic and get disgruntled when your peas touch your mash potato.

>>76241811
what do you think of when you hear the word spectrum? a rainbow
what do you think of when you hear the word rainbow? >>>/lgbt/

>>76241892
>the greatest driver of all time

Das ist Köder

>>76241915

>what do you think of when you hear the word rainbow?

Greedy ginger jewlike Irish midgets who hoard a pot of gold.

>>76241931
So the Irish?

>>76241982

Can they afford a pot of gold? I thought you guys stole all worth anything from there.

>>76242058
Pot of Gold in this case is actually a packet of Tayto crisps.

2017 Sunday of Memorial Day weekend viewership:

>Indy 500: 5.3 million viewers
>Coke 600: 4.6 million viewers
>Monaco GP: 1.5 million viewers

Ahahahhahahahahhajahhahahahhaahhahay

>>76242381
OBSESSED

>>76242508
Shut up Haiti.

>>76242381

>Italian Monaco GP viewers: 7 millions

But tell me burgy, how come that the "biggest race in the world" has less viewership in its homeland than a small country for a random F1 race in the calendar?

>>76242381

UK viewership (peak)
>Monaco GP: 3.53 million viewers
>Indy 500: 0.20 million viewers

So basically, all you've proven is that Americans have fucking horrible taste in motorsport.
Congrats.

Oh, almost forgot:
Ahahahhahahahahhajahhahahahhaahhahay

I watched the Indy 500 and the Nurburgring 24hr and I couldn't be happier with that with decision.

>>76242616
I watched Indy, F1 and Nurburgring but muted F1

>>76242381
>event was in the US
>biggest race of their series
>lots of American drivers as opposed to F1 who have none
and most importantly:
>far better viewing time

>>76242616
probably should watch the last few minutes of the Nürburgring race

>>76242805

Last hour was amazing.

>that complete audi pitstop fuckup that ended up winning them the race

fucking amazing

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>>76242831

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>>76242381
>>76242556
>>76242585

>>76242914
I thought Bahamians were black

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Antonio Giovinazzi Set for FP1 Sessions with Haas F1 Team

>Antonio Giovinazzi, the third driver for Scuderia Ferrari in the FIA Formula One World Championship, will gain additional Formula One experience with Haas F1 Team as he takes the wheel of the VF-17 for the first practice session (FP1) at seven grands prix in 2017.

>Giovinazzi begins his slate of FP1 stints with Haas F1 Team July 14 at Silverstone Circuit in England as part of the British Grand Prix. He returns to the VF-17 in FP1 July 28 at the Hungaroring during the Hungarian Grand Prix, Sept. 1 at Autodromo Nazionale Monza during the Italian Grand Prix, Sept. 29 at Sepang International Circuit during the Malaysian Grand Prix, Oct. 27 at Autódromo Hermanos Rodríguez during the Mexican Grand Prix, Nov. 10 at Autódromo Jose Carlos Pacé during the Brazilian Grand Prix and Nov. 24 at Yas Marina Circuit during the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix.

>Haas F1 Team driver Kevin Magnussen will relinquish his seat for six FP1 sessions while teammate Romain Grosjean cedes his racecar to Giovinazzi during FP1 in Mexico.

https://www.haasf1team.com/news/antonio-giovinazzi-set-fp1-sessions-haas-f1-team

How many times will he crash?

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>>76240572
the GOAT

>>76243038
>How many times will he crash?

Last digits of my post will tell

If lst digit isn't 0, then it will be 0

>>76243062
What a weird fucking body lol

RIP bro ;_;

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>>76243143
what do you mean? If I were a girl I'd like to have my kitty pumped by him

>>76243165
You know what I mean.

IoMTT has started! Let's guess the bodycount this year :DDD I'm going with three

>>76243346
stream?

>>76242972

Every caribbean island has a small white minority. Bahamas in particular since there's shitload of rich people living there.

>>76243432

He's retarded it starts on the 3rd.

>>76243483
non-bahamian (and non expat) whites literally live here for no reason
they should fuck off to the cayman islands or some shit

>>76243651
you know what im silly
I forgot tax havens were a thing
fuck them still

>>76243651

>non-bahmian white living in bahamas
>expat white living in bahmas

what's the difference?

>>76243755

Also doesn't your government hand out citizenships for some small investment (big enough to ensure that no poor or average person could afford but small in that it's pocket change for millionaires)?

Or was this some other island nation?

>>76243798
im saying its fine if theyre an expat because theyll be doing shit but if theyre just here to chill and clutch their shekels they can piss off
>>76243818
yep
>minimum investment of USD 500’000, made to purchase a residence (a home or condominim) in Bahamas. The permanent residence grants the investor right to live and work in Bahamas but not to voting rights.

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Have they simply made a car that's too long? I reckon they have, and that's why they're having so many tyre problems.

>>76244191
no, they need to make it longer

SkyF1 - The F1 Report - Post Monaco Edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXM1Mu9y-t8

>You will laugh the second the host opens his mouth.
>Sky has really scraped the bottom of the barrel with this pleb.

>>76241855
you guys should run your own F1 team

>>76244202

A million seconds in MS Paint.

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I'll just leave this here

>>76244431
me on the right

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>>76244300

/cheeky/ fixed version

>didn't notice I butchered the start lights

>>76243432
No stream for the TT, unfortunately. >>76243527
Practice has started, though. Now who's the retard?

>>76244581
>Now who's the retard?

Bahamas gimmick poster. Obviously.

>>76244608
You mean the contrarian.

>>76244647

t. a nobody

>>76244663
>having a narrative
trip on reality cuck

Why was F1 so much better ten years ago?

>>76244663
I'd rather be nonexistant than be >le contrarian aussie poster

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>McLaren are literally last in the championship

>>76244752
no grosjean
no black wdc

>>76244752
felipe was still capable of podiums.
refuelling is more exciting that tyrememe racing.

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It's a long shot, but can anyone identify this car? Some old formula, likely Atlantic or Ford, looks like early 70s. It belonged to a late friend of my dad's. Trying to figure out the make and year.

>>76244752
moar cilindar

Vettel really is a devious little shit, isn't he?

From last year, about Ferrari re-signing Kimi:

>Vettel, meanwhile, was pushing for Raikkonen to stay. They get on, there are no intra-team politics, and they like similar things from a car. And, cynics would say, Vettel knows he has Raikkonen handled.
>What did Vettel make of the decision to keep Raikkonen?
>"I think it was the right call," he says. "We know our primary target is to catch up so we need to be all aligned and pushing in the same direction."
>He describes Raikkonen as "the least complicated" team-mate he has had in F1.
>"In general I got along with all the team-mates I had," the German says. "Here and there we had some difficulties but with Kimi there are no politics. That is good. It keeps everything quiet.
>"We put our own egos aside. They are not so big. I would say Kimi and I have the least ego problems of the whole paddock, which is good for the team. We race hard but outside the car there is no problem."
>And his driving skills?
>"He is a world champion for a reason," Vettel says. "He could have been a multiple world champion if the early years of McLaren gave him a better car. He is one of the best drivers we have on the grid, no doubt."
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/36805573

Yeah right mate. You don't believe a WORD of that last paragraph. Who the fuck does he think he's fooling? What a devious little cunt.

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>>76244865
Another angle

Reminder that Felipe Nasr killed his F1 career by finishing 9th in Brazil last year, allowing Sauber to overtake Manor, who he was probably going to drive for this year.

>>76244881
>>76244865
nevermind found it

>>76244871
What's wrong with it though? Gimi would almost certainly have won 2005 if that McLaren didn't have a habit of exploding when he was in front. 7 wins + 3 retirements from the lead. 3 retirements that handed wins to Alonso...

>>76244948
You can't just end it on that you cunt

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>>76244608
>you looking for a reason to mention me

>>76244881
i see a mclaren m6a

>>76245288
is that one of those bullshit fake caution thingies? you'd think theyd be able to find a piece of debris somewhere to keep up appearances

>>76245288
>Jewish driver looking for pennys

>>76245350
He found a french fry

>>76245190
It's a 1970 Winklemann Formula Ford.

http://www.motorsportsmarket.com/pages_new/car_detail.asp?car=176
>>76245293
indeed

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>>76245293
>tfw when I was young the owners let me sit in the cars
It sucks being an adult

>>76245749
>inb4 tfwwhen

What would Bruce say if he saw McLaren now?

>>76245852
"the team's still kiwi, you fat american cunt"

>>76245852
"Who thought this orange thong livery was a good idea?"

>>76245852
Why is my livery utter shit?

>>76240868
>Sebastian Vettel can't pa-

>>76244871
So did ferrari sabotage his monaco race in favor of vettel or are you admitting he's just a slow team mate now? :^)

>>76245175
Vettel is obviously flattering Kimi because he wants him in the team. Because he knows that another driver, e.g. Ricky or Sainz or Perez, would provide much more competition.

>>76246242
Ferrari fucked him over, yes. Glad you're finally admitting it.

>>76240628
kek

>>76241039
Nice! I await pictures

Everyone spouts so much bullshit. As if Ferrari/other teams knew the effect of the overcut at the specific situation. Case in point: Verstappen being pulled in (too) early as well. Ferrari was just covering both strategies just like Red Bull, and for both of them it turned out wrong for their drivers because the overcut was significantly better and their other two drivers put in monsterlaps. Ferrari didn't just sabotage Kimi and Kimi isn't slow. His laps were not strong enough to cover for the risk Ferrari took, that's it.

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>>76246309

Vettel and Kimi have been friends off track for a long time now. I remember an interview with Kimi where he said that Vettel was the only driver he hangs out with, apparently they play badminton together.

>>76246570
>>76246570
99% of the time the undercut is faster. People would have been raving mad if Vettel had pitted first, even if kimi won. People are idiots for arguing that keeping vettel out was some plan to take the win from Kimi.

As a Vettel fan I knew the pit stop would be the only chance for him to win. Watching live timing you could see him close up the gap, it looked like he was preparing for the pits and positioning for the over/under cut. It was his plan to win the race the whole time, it had to be, it was his best and safest chance to take the lead. And wow did he, those purple sectors were awesome, he won that race on merit.

Kimi and his engineer were upset because holy shit, this was Kimi's best chance at ending a very long drought and they couldn't convert his pole.

I'm sure Ferrari were relieved that Vettel took the win and I'm sure they felt as though his salary is money well spent.

Oh lawdy I just realized how embarrassing it will be for Stroll to crash in Canada

>>76246223
>his best ever overtake is a DRS assisted clumsy mess
>damage control

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KACmMEgpvKI

>>76248778
>pulling a video from 12 years ago

The absolute state of kimifags

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>>76246630
>>76246223
M8, he should be paying you for doing all this PR like Coulthard was at Red Bull.

>2014
>Vettel - 167
>Ricciardo - 238

As a side note, it's always seemed sketchy as fuck that Coulthard gets shill money from Red Bull, particularly when he's at publically funded broadcasters

>>76248887
I actually agree. It's moves like that that made me a fan in the first place, and why seeing him get solidly beaten (Monaco notwithstanding) by a hack babby is so depressing.

>>76248959
Lmao
Kimi is fuckig average with occasional good performances and a one hit wonder WDC.

Vettel is a machine of consitent fast laps and he passes anyone if there is a minimal chance. Best driver on the grid by far.

>>76249129
Kimi went past his prime when he became WDC, before that he was pretty great. Same thing happened with Hakkinen.

>>76249335
This.

His current performance reminds me of ShoeMaker's return as well, except he'd obviously trained far harder so it hit him later in life.

>>76249129
>he passes anyone if there is a minimal chance

Mate have you actually watched a race?

>>76249335
>>76249428
Its hard to consider someone good if he only had a couple of good seasons. Even in 2007 he clearly was not the best driver on the grid.

Now look at Vettel, sure he had some off years like 2014 and 2016, but in both those cases he was not challenging for the championship.

Take 2017, only 1st and 2nd place finishes for him and always on pace with the winner, just like when he won all his championships. Consistently fast and always on pace, no excuses.

Meanwhile Hamilton and Kimi are all over the place on performance even with the best cars on the grid.

>>76249510
>off years like 2014 and 2016
So the years he either the year he had a decent teammate, or when he didn't have a front-running car?

The Merc is clearly hard to set up, and although he has natural pace, Hamilton is too much of a conceited, lazy cunt to bother working on setup. And Kimi is old and past his prime. Fair point about whether we should consider Kimi a great when he hasn't had that many strong seasons.

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>>76249129
>occasionally good
>one hit wonder
>Fucking average


THIS is what average performance looks like

THIS is your average F1 drivers performance

>>76249804
Am I thick for not being able to tell who this is for?

>>76241582
Based WAGlad

>>76250254
Its just the average driver so not at all. Every driver on the grid has a F1 career that looks like this.

I

>>76244902
Reminder that this forced narrative is false, and that Nasr would never get a seat at Manor after he lost his financial backing.

>>76241125
teaching bitches how to swim

>>76251691
I'm in your areaaaaaaa

>>76244431
girl has a cute little fat face I want to squeeze and play with

Lads the McLaren reviews sound bloody great

Need to try get out to see it this coming week 2bh

>People that have drank F1 podium champagne
Justin Bieber
Gerard Butler

>People that have not
Nico Hülkenberg

>>76252066
My sis has cheeks like that and I get to squeeze and pull on them and kiss them.

will stoffel finish in montreal

>>76252307
Smug cunt.

Post pics.
Just crop a face pic to just her cheeks.

>>76248959
>it's always seemed sketchy as fuck that Coulthard gets shill money from Red Bull,
wtf I hate the BBC now

>>76252307
how much are her face cheeks like her butt cheeks?

>>76248959
>it's always seemed sketchy as fuck that Coulthard gets shill money from Red Bull, particularly when he's at publically funded broadcasters

It's directly against the BBC charter but they just didn't care it seems.

>>76252307
Hi Max

>>76252422
>>76252436
Channel 4 also gets public funding IIRC, although less than the BBC.

He would literally be doing full RB damage control whenever there was tension/fuck ups/favouritism/alleged cheating.

>>76252261
Butler drank Red Bull

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>Brawn says he wants the F1 grid to be filled with the best drivers in the world
Seems a bit drastic to turn F1 into a rally championship, no?

>>76252623
That would actually be MotoGP, friend.

>>76252711
>driver
>bike
um try again sweetie

>>76252734
Put a rider in a car and the rider is a driver. Solved.

>>76252307
Is this the return of the cooch sniffer?

>>76252309
Finish what?

>>76252966

His life

>>76252137
what reviews

>>76252966
his dinner you fat fuck

>>76252973
Just some NZ media type ones. For example the tail end of the New Hub review.

>And then of course, his late wife Patty. Former Miss Caroline Bay in Timaru and the love of Bruce McLaren's short life, she died during the making of the film. The judicious and empathetic use of her interviews were an intimate insight into the man behind the wheel, and were of course incredibly emotional to watch.

>But it came down to McLaren's oldest mates to break our hearts. Filling in all the gaps between the race wins and losses, the building of the McLaren cars, the brand, and ultimately the team and the legend McLaren is today, these men paid tribute to the friend they loved the best way they knew how, telling his life story simply, with humour, a typically understated kiwi passion, and then ultimately, with their hearts, and their tears.

>There won't be a dry eye in the house, McLaren is a wonderful watch, a must-see for all New Zealanders regardless of how much petrol runs through their veins.

>Four-and-a-half stars.

>>76252972
That's what I was thinking. And yes, if he hasn't done so already.
>>76252988
Excellent banter, my flightless friend!

>>76253011
Yet another Wednesday passed and no update from Nick, you reckon he did end his life indeed?

>>76253027
No, I would have felt it as he hit the ground. He probably just got bored of everyone telling him to fuck off.

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>>76242914
are the flags photoshopped or?

also tt-thanks

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for me it's Kimi Raikkonen

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>>76243062
Supreme athlete right there, just look at that posture. It looks like he is playing football all of his life.

We miss you Schumi ;_;

>>76253146
Bwoah! Some nice touches.

>>76253006
you mean THAT movie?
Watch Driven

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Hello my dear /f1/ friends, I decided to pay a visit from the future.

>Canada GP 2017

1. Bottas
2. Vettel
3. Hamilton

>>76253146

>Doesn't celebrates when being at the peak of his driver carreer
>Celebrates a shitty goal in a match against singers

Why GIMI

>>76253257
tell me, did Stroll crash in the last corner wall, just before the pitlane? I might bet on this

>>76253257
Did Stroll finish:
The race?
His life?
Puberty?
Himself off in the garage after an awkward session with his daughter-sister?

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>>76253282
Probably he always wanted to be a football player

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>>76253283
Stroll crashed into Alonso in the formation lap.

Will this be his death sentence, w€ $ti££ don't know.

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>got banned proper early into Indy threads for poorly cropped mana knock-off porn pics

On bright side WAGlad seems you have made a few more lads into mana fans

When was the last time you did karting?

at least five years for me
asked a friend recently whether her wants to go but he's a bit scared (never did it before and has eye problems), but I think I'll go soon

>>76253311
>>76253146
wew what a stat padder

>>76253313
good
at least Alonso started the race
thx clothanon

>>76252711
you mean Formula E

>>76253146
>vetlel

>>76253187
Yes I mean the McLaren movie/documentary called McLaren that was released to theaters today.

I have seen Driven, I haven't seen McLaren so I can't really compare them but I feel as if they aren't in the same ball park at all.

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>>76253319
>On bright side WAGlad seems you have made a few more lads into mana fans

Yeah...great...just what I want...

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>>76253322
>F1 fan since I was 5
>tfw no drivers licence
>tfw never even gone karting

>>76253354
>I can't really compare them but I feel as if they aren't in the same ball park at all.
totally not I suppose, I think McLaren is more of a documentary, I'm not familiar with it

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>>76253367
You could have gone to Nurburgring lad. Sealed the deal by inviting her to watch Morecambe pre-season matches & wrap up the night with some chippie tea.

Also everyone please remember to stay hydrated. Did bit of footie yesterday & was proper warm. Think could be a solid goalscorer for Shrimps next season desu

Essential /f1/ movie list

>Grand Prix
>ONE
>Rush
>Senna (yeah I know but it's still a must watch)
>Weekend of a Champion

Honorable mention:
>Le Mans

>>76253395
>tfw ill never feed Mana a chicken, ham & leek pie and watch her qt smile

Great now I want Mana, pie and for the season to start again.
I need to stop browsing at work.

>>76253384
Its a documentary but there is also a voice actor for Bruce so I think there will be some creative license used in some sense. Bruce's friends and sister have given it the nod so that's good enough for me.
Apparently there is a torrent of it already but I would rather go to the theatre and support them, the director came across as a nice chap

>>76253410
>>Rush

Meme movie about a literally who that lucked into a WDC because Lauda didn't wanted to risk dying twice in 3 months.

Well directed and nice cinematography tho

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>>76253420
Eh cheer up it's Friday tomorrow lad

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>>76253410
Are we counting documentaries? If so I'd nominate this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P48eHmRZLjw
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1954483/

>>76253556
>Are we counting documentaries?
>forget stupid question please I suck corks

>>76253445
It's not a meme movie, it's an incredibly well made kino that happens to revolve around a GOAT and a meme driver.

>>76253556
>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1954483/
this looks just like One but not quite as good, I'll give it a watch tho

>>76253894
imdb link for one pls

>>76253904
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2518788/?ref_=nv_sr_7

>>76253894
Pretty sure this came out before One. I remember thinking of One as a less good version of TKY, with the Hunt/Lauda story thrown in to cash in on the Rush thing. It felt like an afterthought. TKY is a much harsher, more sobering show.

>>76241125
How does it make you feel, lads? To know that Ricky has fucked Natalie?

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How big is Max compared to the dog?

>>76254051
I only just noticed those earrings.

How long has she had that many.

>>76254023
I was suspecting lots of Lauda/Hunt bullshit when it came out with Rush but I was pleasently surprised that they didn't focus on the two at all.

>>76254048
Did he put his trick dicky into her pink ham?

>>76254165
Yes they did, there was a brief review of the 1976 season wasn't there?

>>76254236
Either the ice cream got to your brain or I have to rewatch but I can't remember that uezs (um ehrlich zu sein)

>>76254286
It's the latter. Nick is right.

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>>76254286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocS4O7-WlhI
Not going crazy, thank fuck.
>>76254317
Nick is kill m8. Or AFK.

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>>76254336
>Nick is kill m8

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>>76253410
REDLINE

Not f1, but certainly racing kino

>>76254443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jaAeTaG_ms

>>76253916
thanks, looks great

Was just in a carcrash guys

>>76253382
are there karting tracks in Croatia
there's two around half an hour away from where I live in different directions

>>76254615
My dad too. Some dumb cunt crashed into his BMW's rear at a red light

>>76254637
my crash was worse, i wrote the car off

>>76254548
>weebshit
>kino
kys

>>76254669
hope ur ok xx

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>>76254774
im all ok

>>76254720
>kys
>not reddit

>>76253904
>>76253916
Any download link for One?
Only magnet link I found isn't seeded anymore and searching for "1" and "one" is almost impossible.

>>76254863
YT link here: >>76254336

>>76253916
>>76253894
Anyone have a torrent magnet? It's impossible to search for.

>>76254890
>paying back debt by using Jew site

>>76254920
Try russian trackers

>>76254953
Found it actually, using it's alternative title (Life on the Limit)

>>76254863
see>>76254959

I bought it on blu-ray and so should you

>>76254999
>Should
Ok

>>76254999
Hey Germany, I accidentally my own blu-ray copy, can you lend me yours? Totes gonna give it back lol xDD

>>76255055
as long as you pay denbts in return sure

>>76255055
>and that, kids, was the story of the Greek financial crisis

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C U N T
U
N
T

>>76255141
literally what i don't even

>>76255141
>stroll's pit crew.jpg

>>76255157
Williams sponsor JCB (thanks to Strollbux) gave Williams a Martini-livery tractor cunt

And even worse, they parked it on the helipad so Stroll can't even get medevaced to hospital when he manages to barrel roll the simulator

>>76255141

What did they mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2d-HkNJZZA

>>76254636
>there's two around half an hour away from where I live in different directions
I think I have 5 or 6 of those around me, all indoor, and some of them are crap though

>>76253382
>f1 fan since i was 7
>tfw almost killed a kid while karting as a result of 5 karts crash caused by me
>tfw no drivers licence even though i finished the training and passed exams but in the end realised that i'd be worse than $troll on the road
At least I know when to stop, right?

>>76255209
Robin seems to have the psycho Bottas stare of death

>>76255209
I've never said it before because I'm too nice, but your son has the cold, dead eyes of a killer.

>>76255333
>sweating_minttu.jpg

>>76255209
>who has a blurred baby?

>>76255209
is she pregnat again already or just bloated from giving birth?

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>>76254615

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>>76255209
>>76255333
>>76255414

Gutierrez CONFIRMED for driving IndyCar this weekend

>>76255695
>77
pottery

>mfw >>76255209 filename ends in 77777

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>>76255711
witnessed

>>76255565
Not normal men, that's for sure.

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Esteban GUT is in at Dale Coyne, replacing Sebastian Bourdais for the rest of the season.

http://www.indycar.com/News/2017/06/06-01-Gutierrez-to-Coyne

>>76255803
>the rest of the season
Ouch. He really dun goofed himself, huh? Wow.

>>76255803
can't wait for Esteban to Monger himself

>>76255209
>dat belly
Based Kimi is going to have three huwhite kids.

>>76255803
>rest of the season
Only Detroit for now

>>76255869
>tfw it starts speaking German

>>76255908
>me in charge of reading

>>76255803

Good, couldn't die in a FE crash

>>76254669
I hope you're okay unless you're contrarian aussie

>>76253556
great documentary

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>>76255187
>when he manages to barrel roll the simulator
havin a good chuckle here m8

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So this Nicky Hayden faget...

Haven't paid any attention to this because I'm not a MotoFAG, but obviously knew about him being splattered to kill by a car while riding his bicycle due to all the MotoFAGs crying about it.
Read a random post today about his accident which piqued my interest, so I did some googling.

Turns out the stupid bastard rode his little bicycle at high bicycle speed through a stop sign, with ZERO visibility of the main road he was crossing LOL
What a dumbfuck. Serves him right.

https://www.google.com.au/maps/@43.957966,12.6734994,3a,39.6y,245.13h,86.38t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1skF1vowIZRhRwVnumEbgGTw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?hl=en

>>76256186

Little analysis, I think he was completely in the wrong but still.
>People claiming that stop signs are not visible
>Writings on the road were hardly visible, watching incident's pics
In your pic related there are big red stop signs, yes but
>Pic was took in winter time, now plants are likely grown and can easily obscure the signs

But yeah, if you come down a road like that you just stop, it's almost basic survival instinct

>>76256186
The eternal contrarian edgemeister strikes again.

>>76255825
you don't recover from a broken pelvis that easily. You have to "learn to walk" again.

>>76256254
>can't prove him wrong, better use my catchphrase

Sad.

>>76256296
I agree with the sentiment, but it is purely being done just to be zany and edgy as fuck.

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>>76256253
>In your pic related there are big red stop signs, yes but
>>Pic was took in winter time, now plants are likely grown and can easily obscure the signs

Plants have grown, but sign is still easily visible.

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>>76255946
DENIED

>>76256344

Actually, better video, shot just after the crash.
Stop sign at 00:19 and the other side at 00:43 are clearly visible and not overgrown.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae8379X3IiM

>>76256392

Legit

>>76256323
>but it is purely being done just to be zany and edgy as fuck.

Sorry if I hurt your feels, m8.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwI2NrVYqIE

>>76240746
DELET THIS!!!!!!!!!

>>76254051
Is that a uniboob

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>>76256535

>>76242381
To be fair, hardly anyone would watch a race at 7 AM atheist time unless they were dedicated. Switch Monaco with Indy or even Coke 600 and numbers would be different.

>>76253382
what channels even show f1 in croatia?

>>76256629
their time* holy fuck autocorrect

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>>76256661

I thought you were implying it was 7am Sunday morning, a time at which only atheists would be watching TV because 99.97% of 'Muricans would be at (or at least getting read for) church worshipping Jebus.

>>76256705

Not the same without the sound.

>>76255202
>a car can become a classic in less than a decade

NEW MEMECAR INCOMING

http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/129879/panoz-to-reveal-new-concept-at-le-mans
>DeltaWing boss Don Panoz will announce what is being billed as a "never before attempted road racing concept" during the week of the Le Mans 24 Hours later this month.

Redpill me on Gutierrez

>>76242585
Monaco was shit though

>>76256791
Shit driver, shit attitude

>>76256791
his neck is bigger than his driving talent

>>76256791
worst esteban to ever touch F1

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>>76254720
>Redline
>Weebshit

What are you fucking gay or something?

>>76256836
>>76257002
Excellent, I'm sure he'll be a danger to everyone and himself in a car he has never tested, at a track he has never driven.

>>76256705
Looks like he's been taking that choco-senna

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Is Kubica a Jew? His nose and right arm say so.

>>76257326
That has gotten worse...

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new indycar waifu?

http://fortune.com/2017/05/25/indy-500-female-chief-engineer/

>>76257484
Engineers are usually pretty redpilled, but she seems retarded already.
>"It's nice to have other female engineers around now—it's like an informal support system," she says. "But it would've been nice to have more of that diversity earlier on in my career."
The reason women don't have an aptitude STEM is likely due to the onus to do something extraordinary being on men.
Roughly 80% of women throughout history managed to pass on their genes while only 40% of men did. The odds were heavily stacked in women's favor to the point that they just had to be very conservative, go with the flow, and more than likely a man would have sex with them at some point. Men on the other hand had to struggle and compete for mates, you had to separate yourself from the rest, one avenue was through ingenuity.
This "women in STEM" meme is unnatural, most women can't hack it either. Nature will work itself out eventually though.


Best Waifu is Dixon's wife or Either of the two Katie's who are reporters.

>>76256744
I wonder if it is anything like their "brand new 2017" Avezzano which was just a slightly changed body on their car from 1999