/rug/ - Edição Sulamericana

please watch our sport

rugby is gay men scrumming each other

>big strong brazillian starting our thread
>fucking hue language everywhere

>>75765485
anyone who thinks this is an insecure gay in denial that thinks any physical contact between men is gay.

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>>75765485
And women?

럭비.

>>75765611
Isn't hangeul name 락비 instead of 럭비?

>>75765677
>락비
>락
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

>>75765539
>>75765539
How goes the ban

>>75765713
Forgot the retardness of Seoul accent. At least Pyongyang accent is more pure.

>>75765539
>anyone who thinks sucking dicks is gay is an insecure gay in denial that thinks any physical contact between men is gay.

>>75765861
>any contact between men is LITERALLY the same as sucking dick
apparently there is no difference between genitalia and regular body parts in brazil.

>>75765734
had to get out of my room and apologize to my mom before reseting the modem 2bh

brazil tier 2 rugby nation within the next five years confirmed

Is this the worst /rug/ thread ever?

>>75766637
It's up there lad

>>75766637
I've seen worse.

>>75766637
/rug/ is fucking awful anyways.

bit too ethnic for my liking

>>75765412
you fooking wot m8
kek

>>75766637
At least it's got some fixtures I guess.

>>75768340
ya got a problem blud?

>>75765794
>>75765412
damn nigga you are one of the most autistic people on this whole website

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Alright white lads, calm down, calm down like.
Just pretend this is the OP made by a BSK. You'll feel more comfortable.

SUPER RUGBY ROUND 12

>Friday, 12 May 2017
19:35 Blues v Cheetahs, Eden Park
21:45 Brumbies v Lions, GIO Stadium

Saturday, 13 May 2017
19:35 Crusaders v Hurricanes, AMI Stadium
21:45 Rebels v Reds, AAMI Park

Sunday, 14 May 2017
1:05 Bulls v Highlanders, Loftus Versfeld
3:15 Kings v Sharks, Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium
9:40 Jaguares v Force, Estadio Jose Amalfitani

BYES: Chiefs, Stormers, Sunwolves, Waratahs


EURO RUGBY

Challenge Cup FINAL
>Friday 12th May 2017 20:00
Gloucester v Stade Francais, BT Murrayfield

Champions Cup FINAL
>Saturday 12th May 2017 17:00
Clermont Auvergne v Saracens, BT Murrayfield

>>75768799
fucking forgot two meme arrows REEEEEE

*wakes up*
*dabs loudly*

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White "people"

>>75768821
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75768460
This makes it objectively better than some of the abortion threads we have had

>>75768799
Saturday is 13th and not 12th

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>>75766637
cute banter.

If you've been paying attention you'll see BrazilBro has been improving ridiculously and is favourite for second spot in the /rug/ poosonality contest. If some disaster strikes suicidal Argie then he may even have a dream of pushing for first.

>>75769741
I blame you 2bh.

>Piutau is Pro 12 player of the year
What a fucking joke.

>>75769850
And here I thought Memesprouter was the herald of /rug/ seeing as he's the only one important enough to have a trip.

>>75771692
Brazilbro > some shitty trip no one cares about

>>75771722
I was being sarcastic lad...

>>75771616
Who would you have gone for?

Gorgodze has retired from test rugby.

>>75765412
huehuehuehuehuehuehue

>>75772337
How old is him?

>>75772337
'no'

>>75765412
I can only picture this as /rug/ being all the Australian and British being a groups of kids whom ended up in the house of the Brazilian kid because they were too distracted to made up an excuse for gathering at another kid's house. The stay in the brazilian kid's house is pretty awkward but everyone just keep pretending, because in the end they are not that many nor that popular to get rid of that friend.

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That absolutely goat feeling when we get watch a New Zealand derby.

Also, looking forward to the Big, Strong Victorians beating the Unemployed Suicidelanders 2bh

>>75773077
Feel sorry for the Crusaders 2bh, they aren't ready for their first hard match this year

>>75773160
Well both of them are coming off the back of games against pretty poor opposition, Crusaders could be a bit jet lagged still so advantage is with the Hurricanes I reckon, is Read still injured?

>>75773264
Yes and Whitelock is still out for fighting

>>75773003
Well, youre not to far off from being wrong

>chiefs bye week
See you cunts in 2 weeks

>>75773003
From what I have seen
>majority of /rug/ posters
Don't give a fuck leave him to his own devices
>a small number of /rug/ posters
Think it is cool how he genuinely cares about rugby and talk to him
>minority of /rug/ posters
Make a deal about everything he says and claim he shits up the yhread
>majority of non-/rug/ posters (/cric/ and /nrl/ rejects mostly)
Make a big deal about him not speaking English and claim he shits up the thread

>>75776067
From what I've seen the majority of /rug/ posters are memespouting kiwi fucks who are fucking embarrassing to watch.

>>75778591
>this upset
Where did the big strong kiwi touch you?

>>75778709
Have literally never met a big strong kiwi.

>>75778591
they are much better than all the aussies in /afl/ and /nrl/
not saying much but still

>>75779461
I like to think that rugby can be held to a higher standard than sports exclusively played by bogans.

>>75779815
yeah but the thing is, kiwi bogans also play and watch rugby union. in NZ it isnt a sport reserved for upper middle class like in australia and uk/ireland

>>75779968
Which is the genesis of my original comment. Kiwis are the fucking worst and must be stopped.

>>75780081
Based muscular ELITE Kiwis need to be respected for the truth BOMBS they drop on the daily.

>>75778591
You seem disproportionately upset friendo.

>>75780141
Taking a stinky kumera laced shit isn't a "truth bomb".

>>75778591
This

>>75778591
Try having to sit here and watch what passes for Australian "Super" rugby teams. Now that's a fucking embarrassment.

>>75778591
When an Australian team next beats a NZ team (possibly never), please feel free to talk all the bullshit you like on /rug/. In the mean time, shut the fuck up and know your place.

>>75780610
>>75780860
>respond to legitimate criticism with snarling anger and high school level "my dad can beat up your dad" nonsense

>>75765485
at least are men, not macacos

>>75780919
>legitimate criticism
>literally just name calling and hate spewing
>proceeds to get offended and upset when no one takes his "criticism" seriously
You didn't have any real criticism lad, if that's what passes as criticism to you you should probably go back to school for a bit. You just called all kiwis some names and said fuck 2 or 3 times.

>>75780919
>ad homininid attack
>legitimate criticism

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You CANNOT make this shit up

>>75780919
>projecting this desperately

>>75780919
My dad would literally beat your dad to a pulp and then rape him in the ass.

>>75780919
>memespouting kiwi fucks who are fucking embarrassing
>legitimate criticism
I hope you're talking the piss because this is pathetic.

Why's Gentlepeen so angry today?

>>75781127
Redditors getting raped by the Chiefs in the weekend demoralised him

>>75778591
>>75780081
>>75778802
>>75780919
>>75780498
Awful posts.

>>75780610
>>75778709
>>75780141
>>75780497
>>75780860
>>75781014
>>75781025
>>75781074
>>75781088
>>75781100
>>75781103
>>75781127
Excellent posts.

>>75779968
>>75779461
>>75780960
Irrelevant posts.

>>75778591
Undeniably true

*fires up cuckington proxy*

>>75781188
The only undeniable truth is that I'd kick your fucking teeth in.

>>75781268
my dad would*

>>75781283
I am Your Dad, lad.

>opening a beer with a crab is animal cruelty
based mentally ill liberals

>>75781328
Exactly

*spouts meme*

*farts*

*dabs*

*doesnt dab*

*calls posters names*

>>75779461

/afl/ is the best of the bunch. /nrl/ is at its nadir and /rug/ seems bent on following their example.

Good to see some spirited animosity coming from both New Zealand and Australia itt. It's nice to know that the old rivalry is still well and truly alive.

>>75782199
Its sad that our biggest rugby rivalry is going down the drain. Feels bad knowing there will never be a rivalry for NZ rugby live the NZ v SA rivalry.

>>75782426
South African rugby will make a comeblack

>>75782598
They're not going to get rid of the quotas anytime soon lad.

>>75782426
Just wait for the mass exodus, Australia will be more than happy to take in our rugby players.

>>75782871
please send good forwards

>>75782645
are the quotas for players on field or does it include the bench? if players on field have to be 50% black/coloured then it is indeed game over for the near future.
however in the distant future, blacks can be great in the back positions. in the front let them have number 8 and the rest will be big muscular afrikaans.

>>75781963
nrl has always been shit but the current state of rug depresses me too

>>75782871
Why are you such a cuck? Why aren't you fighting for your country?

>>75783216
He is moving here lad

>>75782965
Fuck that send kicking coaches.

>>75783258
Not on my fucking watch. I'm going to kick his ass as soon as he steps off the plane

>>75783279
He seems like a good chap mate, don't be a cunt to people trying to improve their life

>>75783279
trip on

Survivor time lads

>>75783458
Taking a shit keep me posted

>>75783468
Just about finished the re cap

Coast NZ, Survivor and Bachelor all on at the same time.

How is a girl like me supposed to choose?

Based Sala

Stewart Island on Coast lads.

Super Rugby team when?

>>75783613
Watch survivor
Record the bachelor and change to it during the ad breaks
Record coast NZ and watch it after seeing the result of both the ones above and fast forward though the ads until you catch up


That's what my GF and I do

Hope all of you will be tuning in for the 25th anniversary of Shortland Street later this month.

>>75783724
Forgot to add the note that you record the bachelor to rewind to the rose ceremony or to rewind if when you switch over something big is going down

>>75783725
If you're on Mercury energy you can get a free power day too. Limited so get in quick.

>>75783258
I don't think I am moving to New Zealand 2bh lad, I have a choice of Sydney, Auckland and Melbourne, and I am going to the latter.
>>75783216
It's not worth it, this place is going the same route that every African country has, and once that ball starts rolling, you can't stop it.

>>75783761
Shitspouter is moving to Melbourne after uni. Why are you so obsessed with him?

$20 on shitspouter to heem the saffa shitter on the streets of Melbourne.

>>75783781
If you believe that Shitsprouter will achieve anything other than being a financial burden on his parents, and later on, the state, then you are pretty fucking stupid, lad.
No one in /cric/ or /rug/ falls for his narrative, and if you have, then you should leave.

>>75783792
I have welcomed a fight between us numerous times, he's the one who always backs down, so I will take that free money from you.

>>75783806
This is a massive truthbomb

>>75783819
will shitspouter ever recover?

Scotland

is

a sad place.

>lying in bed
>realise I never finished dark souls
>Feel a pang of guilt
Ah yes, autism

>>75783863
As a souls guy, that's kind of not OK.

>>75783806

This is pathetic.

>>75783868
>a souls guy
/rug/ turning into /virgin/ lads

>>75783806
I don't blame him for staying away from Shit Africa. Even you don't want to be there.

It's actually sad how involved you are with the life of everybody here while offering very little to the rugby conversation.

Any cunts want to play me in sc2?

Mike 'Poo' Brown is crying on the news lads

>>75783875
>/rug/ turning into /virgin/
You'll fit right in then.

>Faf De Klerk has been signed by the Sale Sharks

And now the Lion's fall from grace shall begin...

>>75784074
lions will snatch all that talent from the cheetahs lad

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/ourguy/

Is there anything more disgusting than a shaved head with an unkept beard?

Why is this what 90% of forwards are going for?

>>75784449
that is exactly what i do 2bh. i am balding so i trim my head to the skin (not shaving though), and i grow a big pretty beard.
i guess it doesnt get the girls wet but who cares about them anyway...
also /our/ style is much better than all those idiots that grow moustache and shave their beard. it is worryingly prevalent in rugby

>>75784480
>balding
Shame lad, how old are you?

2bh the whole beard trend is up now, the in facial hair right now is either fully shaved or designer stubble.

>>75784539
im 27. while big beards arent as trendy, at least they are acceptable nowadays if you shape it nicely. 10 years ago and you couldnt get an office job with it

>>75783806
Saffa on taking-no-prisoners-watch

just got home from work lads, run me a bath

World cup pools getting drawn wednesday

>itoje in charge of da lions mascot
BLACKED
L
A
C
K
E
D

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Look at the size if Furlong

>>75788803
>all that white

shameful tb completely h

show some diversity

>>75788803
>that laidlaw smile
he knows

>>75788803
Billy vunipooloo looks bigger imo.
Faletau looks humorously out of place.

>>75788803
He's two backs wide

>>75788803
Like soldiers going to Suez

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bru's heating up lads, who's gonna win?

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>tfw Boks, All Blacks and Puma's all get drawn into the same group

>>75784539
>beard trend is up now
Not if you live in NZ were every trend is 3 years behind.
I'm like our jew friend and am bald with a beard, it's not unkempt though.

>>75789244
yep. he is 5 cm taller and 7 kg heavier.
>>75789009
send more vunipulas

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>>75789609
>were every trend is 3 years behind.
Same shit goes down here. Honestly I wish people in this country had 0 knowledge of the carry on in the US and just developed our own fucking identity
Half the people is this country are like yank parotts and the other half Brit parotts.
#globalisation

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>>75789384
BrBro is darker than I though he'd be
I should take part in that next time around if it's still going.

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Better squad

>>75789986
Brilliant

Only change I would make is to put Blues face on the Lion mascot as well

>>75789986
Nice concept, shoulda put a blue hat on the original though
8/10

>>75790058
fuck you're right

>>75790086
completely original content, I did not steal the idea from a stephen donald version

>>75789742
Here beards have never really been frowned upon if you can grow a good one and keep it looking nice. My Granddad had one his whole life and had a successful career. And my dad's work mates growing up there was 1 or 2 with a beard.
But then the hipster trendyness seemed to have hit and everyone and their dog had a beard and a top knot.

I haven't met anyone that unironically likes what's going on in the UK or USA but plenty of people joke about it. Most seem to think long as we can keep trading we will be fine and it won't effect us, which is fairly true.

>de klerk to sale
>de saffa rugby

>>75790813
Outside money is ruining rugby just as it did football.

>>75791958
that is something I can agree with

>>75789384
Me.

>>75789384
Eu

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>gatland in chagre of picking good lions

>>75789986

>not using a real lion

All players picked for the loins tour confirmed for soft teddy bears.

>>75789986
Fluffy fella at the front looks the hardest cunt there 2bh.

want get out of a party so I can watch the game on saturday

>>75797909
just touch the hosts gf inappropriately until they ask you to leave

>>75789384
O Rugbista

>>75797926
might do, better than standing around like a sperg like I always do

>>75797909
Walk in, take a shit on the kitchen floor, walk out. Voila, no more invites.

>>75797909
Announce you are converting to islam on facebook then dont turn up

>>75797909
Fake your own death, watch rugby.

>>75797909
Tell everyone you were raped and you can't face people right now.

>>75797909
Give me the hosts email address, I will tell them that you are a distant relative of mine and that I am in New Zealand from South Africa and that the night of the party is the only opportunity we "would" have to hang out.

>>75798180
[email protected]

>>75797909
Just tell then you can't make it because something personal came up

You don't ever have to tell then the reason because it was a personal matter and they don't feel shit because you weren't a man enough to say "I'm not coming to your party because I have autism and friends are worth less to me that a rugby game I can watch the replay of at any time"

>>75798222
>friends
I barely know the guy, I'm a +1

>>75798268
'oh shit i cant go that night sorry'

>>75798268
Isn't it Mother's Day there on Sunday as well?
Just say you're taking your parents out to celebrate it.

>>75798268
So don't go. What's the fucking big deal.
Are you trying to impress other losers on /rug/ wirh a party invite?

I'm pretty impressed honestly. Don't think I've been invited to a party in about three years.

>>75798473
>>>/r9k/

/sp/ is a normie board

I have been invited to Christchurch to go to see my Hurricanes play this weekend.

Not a party invite and I am going to it but apparently we are trying to impress each other here with this sort of thing.

>>75798531
might be normie dominated but we NEETs and shut-ins have a good presence here.

I've been invited to a gig on Thursday night. Name on the door.
I won't be going.

>>75798596
What band mate, if it's a prog rock concert you BETTER go

>>75798596
If it's for free then just go. People pay a lot for this shit.

Been invited to a bbq on Friday. Suppose to be raining so I won't go.

>>75798621
Just another gig m8. Ive got work on Friday and I'm old and grumpy. You go.

I've been invited to "kys" multiple times on /rug/ but I won't go.

I've been invited to watch some guy do a Welsh on his wife's chest, think I might go.

My wife invited me to watch her take a shit. I'm thinking of selling my invite.

>>75798760
trademe link?

Some prime Saffa beaver on tinder at the the moment lads, loving how easy they are as well.

>>75798943
>using Tinder

What's it like having no personality lad?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-cuhv3DJKE

https://youtu.be/gWpmc82V4BI

The GOAT

>>75799046
hated singing that one
the fish n chips song was iconic

>>75799066

This was my personal most hated one. Made me want to go to sleep.

https://youtu.be/viGa0PCpsUA

>>75798943
When I get a saffa girl I ask her to taste my kiwi boerewors. It's lighter coloured and thicker than south african ;)

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>Ruggers

New Zealand
Wales
Georgia
meme team
meme team

England
France
Argentina
meme team
meme team

Australia
South Africa
Japan
meme team
meme team

Ireland
Scotland
Italy
meme team
meme team

>>75795983
>he doesn't rate Dan 'worst form of my life' Biggar
>he doesn't rate Ross 'literally made some tackles against england' Moriarty
>he doesn't rate Leigh 'most overrated player on the planet' Halfpenny
>he doesn't rate Jonathan 'apparently international quality' Davies

>>75801878
Is that confirmed or what you're predicting?

>>75801951
I know a guy

>>75801878
I'd take that in a heartbeat.

>>75801878
But anon, any team that isn't NZ is a meme team.

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>not in wales squad cos carrying a minor injury
>meanwhile warburton strolls in and out of wales squad
REALLY made me think

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>>75803451
>Cory Allen

>>75801878
>another world cup were NZ doesn't play any decent games until the finals
>another world cup were Australia is in the interesting pool to watch
>England in a "pool of death" they won't make it out of again

I don't like these pools 2bh, I hope it isn't this

At least this time I'll be sad to watch the host knocked out by Australia

Starting to get worried that Sam Cane might end up captaining. And if that happens I reckon there's a chance of losing.

>>75804552
Why? He's a solid 5/10 player.

>>75804973
He's a genuine thug and about as thick as the BOD I just took.

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>>75805017
You could give the captaincy to Dane Coles, let's ask him.

>no Patchell
>no Cubby
>no Beck
>King instead of Baker/Cracknell
fucking kys Howley
>>75804973
Sam Cane is a criminally underrated player

>>75805389
my last dump was criminally underrated

>>75805497
my poop today was light brown and had black spots on it. kinda looked like an alien strawberry.
i blame middle eastern cuisine

>>75801878
If we're to be perfectly honest, we should just allow all 5 super rugby teams to play in the world cup. It would improve the tournament quality significantly.

any announcements on pooling?

Also, the saffas will win the bid for the worldc up.

>>75806620
yeah but that's the point of world cups. you could say the same about NBA teams or UCL soccer teams.

>>75806844
So why does Great Britain allowed to send 4 teams?

>>75771616
He would've been playing in the 2015 World Cup if Hansen wasn't a cunt.

>>75778591
This tbqhwuf

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>>75806923
Its funny because the lions wouldn't be able to win the RWC

>>75771616
Pro 12 is a joke. Piutau wouldn't make the ABs now.

>>75806923
Because our national teams are older than your hobbit country famalam

>>75807368
Are you implying old is a good thing?

NZ is a young sexy athletic super model. Shitain is old and decrepit like the Queen.

>>75807391
A sexy young man with child's facepaint and kooky cannibal dances, my guy.

>>75783724
>>>/lgbt/

>>75797909
Be a grown up and say you want to watch the rugby. You can always go around after the game.

>>75807544
this or make a drinking game to play along while watching

>>75804552
Nah mate, it'll be Sam '60 Meters' Whitelock

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wsoAIGPBmVE

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>>75807368
>Imagine being small, old and decrepit ""Great' Britain

>>75804973
judging from his last 2 games he is a woefully inept captain

New Zealand
Wales
Japan
who care
who care

Australia
South Africa
Georgia
who care
who care

England
France
Italy
who care
who care

Ireland
Scotland
Argentina
who care
who care

>>75808642
swap japan and argentina and you have a great tournament

>>75805389
as a /lifelong/ chiefs fan, Cane has been shite this year with Todd and Savea easily outclassing him. Even the likes of Boshier and Gibson have been more impressive

Hansen really likes him though and he knows this so might be a Nonu type situation

>>75806923
non sovereign countries have a right to participate independently in most sporting events. palestine, kosovo, hong kong are other examples.
maybe let the maoris have an autonomous region with separate government and let them send the maori all blacks to the RWC. they can actually do good even without pacific islanders.

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>>75807620
Some try that.
Wish Ireland could more consistently produce solid second rows. Feels like since O'connell all our options are soft.

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>tfw no IRFU and RFUI

>>75810652
>IRFU
Ireland Rugby Football Union
>RFUI
Rugby Football Union of Ireland?

That would be the same thing no?

>>75811961
IRFU for Northern Ireland
RFUI for Éire

It's like football, where there's IFA for N. Ireland and FAI for Éire

NZ
Scotland
Japan
Meme 1
Meme 5
(Japan play their fierce rival Scotland and the eventual winners NZ)

Australia
Wales
Argentina
Meme 2
Meme 6
(Wales and Argentina win)

England
France
Georgia
Meme 3
Meme 7
("""Pool of death""" again)

Ireland
South Africa
Italy
Meme 4
Meme 8
(The left overs)

>>75808642
>>75812268
I hope NZ and Japan are in the same pool so that the opening match is All Blacks vs Brave Blossoms

>>75808642
A. NZ, AUS
+ 3 memes

B. ARG
+ 4 memes

C. RSA
+ 4 memes

D. Ireland
England
Scotland
Wales
France

>>75814396
>Imagine being this retarded

Guessing you watch a fair bit of NRL lad

It really doesn't matter what pool you're in if you're New Zealand.

And it doesn't matter for anyone else as long as you avoid Argentina as the third seeds. Whichever group they're in is the group of death.

>>75814625
>imagine taking posts like that seriously
Guessing you're a bit of a boofhead lad

>>75807368
Then explain why your national teams are so terrible at rugby.

>>75815216
too obsessed with divegrass

>>75815257
they're shit at that too

>>75815257
Last time a British NT won a fifa WC?

British teams have won the RWC once in 8 tournaments.
British teams have won the Fifa WC once in 20 tournaments.
Made me think.

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>>75815564
Dont forget 0 (zero) cricket world cups.

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Alright, alright, just exactly what sports ARE they good at lads?

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>>75815642
cant think of a single one lad

>>75815642
they do well at the olympics

>>75815642
Is darts a sport?

>>75815642
England's brave Andy Murray is quite the tennis player.

>>75815642
The rich kid sports we are also good at
>rowing, sailing, cycling, equestrian

>>75815642
come on now... they are really good at heavyweight boxing. their guy just won against klitschko, they had the gypsy also win against him, and they had lennox lewis before those.
also olympic sports.

>>75816381
is 'boxing' a sport

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So, hold up, what sports are THESE fucks good at?
Literally nothing?

>>75816418
they're pretty good at cooking

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>>75816442

>>75816381
Parker will relieve SHAT UP BLUD of his belts soon enough

>>75816684
Have you ever watched Parker fight?

>>75816689
Yeah lad, he's unbeatable

>>75816694
He is >paid of the judges to win tier 2bh
Or maybe more accurately >world boxing wants him to win for publicity shit so he wins

25 minutes to the draw lads.

>>75816708
wheres the stream at lads

>>75816717
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/rugby/rugby-union/international/rugby-world-cup-draw-live-stream-2019-what-time-does-it-start-tv-channel-watch-qualified-a7726726.html

Probably a Kiwi one on stuff or the NZ Herald.

>>75816717
This.

>>75816717
Maybe this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ9Ls_PKCR0

>>75816717
nzherald.co.nz has video from 8pm

>>75816734
>those americans in the chat

>tfw Ireland ends up in a pool of South Africa, Argentina, Fiji and Tonga

we live lads

It's started.

damn she's a cutie

love Japanese girls lads

kon ban wa~

I'm guessing there's going to be 30 minutes of wanking speeches before the draw actually starts

>the actual fucking state of the YouTube chat window

based weeb president

> What language is he speaking? Australian?

kek

>>75816805
>eddie jones should die

>>75816792

Poof

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>onegai shimasu Mario-san

>Anyone here like rugby?

Forget the draw lads I'm in love

>you will never mating press that qt

Who's this poncy fuckboy?

>>75816418
m8 israel have 1 olympic gold medal in sailing or something. also spitz is an american jew and he had like 7 olympic golds in one year.
also in judo >we have many medals.

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>>75816827
>N-nani Anon-kun

I bet pommy lad is tapping yellow lady.

>not automatically putting the hosts in band 1
For what purpose?

I'd place my balls in her bowl lads.

>hansen already drew his

which one of you autists posted "please watch our sport" in the stream

>------- MONGREL MOB FORDEVER ----------

Scotland.

>Scotland
OHHHHHHH

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>scotland vs japan

>Ireland in pool A
Fun.

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>england get another death pool

oh, >we get the easy pool fuck yes

Calling NZ v SA final.

A: Ireland, Scotland, Japan, Europe 1 (Romania), Play-Off Winner (Tonga)
B: New Zealand, South Africa, Italy, Africa 1 (Namibia), Repechage (Spain/Uruguay/South Korea/Russia)
C: England, France, Argentina, Americas 1 (USA), Oceania 2 (Samoa)
D: Australia, Wales, Georgia, Oceania 1 (Fiji), Americas 2 (Canada)

>>75816872
They'll top it this time since they have Eddie Jones.

>>75816874
SA won't even make it to the semis.

>yfw England get knocked out in the pool stage of death again

Englel BTFO

>WENGER OUT
Sheesh.

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based matt

great now i have to jack off to some goddamn nips

>>75816779

I'd back Argentina and Tonga to progress through lad.

>ph-ph-photo of virginity

What did she mean by this?

>that qt stuttering

aaaaaaaaaaaah lads

gg ez

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Wahey lads!

Fairly handy. Hope we have the opening game. :)

Bet Scotland are happy with getting us and ENGLAND ARE IN THE GROUP OF DEATH AGAIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So did anyone catch her name?

>>75816920
not with suzie preparing your sashimi m8

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thoughts?

>>75816931
too early to call upsets

looks fairly simple for the top teams

>>75816931
pool a and c are the the most interesting

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>pool C

>>75816931
QF1 Ireland vs South Africa
QF2 New Zealand vs Japan
QF3 England vs Wales
QF4 Australia vs France

QF1 vs QF4
QF2 vs QF3

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FUCK I hope England get knocked out again.

>>75816947
Switch out Japan and you have it right 2bh

>be england
>get fucked up fighting through france and argentina in the pools
>have to fight off wales in the quarter final
>rewarded by coming up against a fresh and rested new zealand in the semis

>any pool with france in it
>pool of death

IZU WARUDO OBU UNIYON

>>75816958
>scot or jap in the quarters
its not fair

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>>75816960
2 years down the track m8. They've been known to pull a yuge WC out of their asses.